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quote: "When a man wishes to enlarge his lingam, he should rub it with the bristles of certain insects
that live in trees, and then, after rubbing it for ten nights with oils, he should again rub it with
the bristles as before. By continuing to do this a swelling will be gradually produced in the
lingam, and he should then lie on a cot, and cause his lingam to hang down through a hole in
the cot. After this he should take away all the pain from the swelling by using cool concoctions.
The swelling, which is called 'Suka', and is often brought about among the people of the
Dravida country, lasts for life
" - Vātsyāyana
Just keep this fucking thread alive please. No death just mercy bumps ;_;7
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora and people with desi blood like Afro-Carib-Indians or whatever + gypsies
not invited: bullies, cancerposters, people who feel the need to spread negativity.
>Fucking up the general's edition
What the fuck man?
Try not to get the Indians rattled up again
Don't know, just a random lady that was photo graphed at a Bengali New Year celebration
Pakistanis are Mongol-Eurasian admixture because of the Mughals, Indians are dark Dravidians. Indian culture and Pakistani culture is very distinct. Pakistanis are Persian culturally, whereas Indians are hindu culturally.
Namaste, my name is Kenbhai.
I’m a 27 year old British pooaboo (indophile for you goras). I watch Bollywood films on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my yoga and playing superior Indian games. (Kabaddi, Chess, Kho-kho)
I train with my gada every day, this superior weapon can crush bone because it utilises momentum, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gada license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Hindi fluently, both Braj Bhasha and the Awadhi dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Indian history and their Sanatana Dharma, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Indian visa, I am moving to Mumbai to attend a prestigious university to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an director for Film City or a chess grandmaster!
I own several dhotis, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to India, so I can fit in easier. I touch the feet of my elders and seniors and speak Hindi as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in India!
Because its a word that goras use to bring up our worst characteristics,
To me its just a hateful mean spirited word, that makes me think about a time when people genuinely felt that we as a race were inferior and dirty
I wouldn't care either way. I know some people are still touchy about it, but I think the correct way to respond is to just not give a fuck. Let them come up with more terms and similarly we can just not give a fuck about those too.
I get why you don't like it, bro. But the more we let silly things like words affect us, the weaker it shows we are intellectually. We should not let words affect us in the way blacks get hysterical when someone says nigger.
I want to know who she is. So beautiful.
Well, obviously. Are Bangladeshi women not as beautiful as their Indian counterparts? How big of a difference is there?
I am a sad little depressed person. I don't even leave my room unless unavoidable.
The jew who was obsessed with dick size?
Not really. He just said the kinds of things that you want to hear about Muslims because you're still sore from New Years Eve in Cologne. Anyway you're not welcome ITT so leave now or I will derail every /deutsch/ thread I ever come into.
>tfw Israel and all muslim countries will never go to war, destroying each other in process and bringing peace to the earth.
I can help you with your financial predicaments, but it will cost you even more Coin in the long run
I don't want to keep posting any bollywood girls and I'm not posting girls I know from facebook
Does anybody know any good desi Tumblr or Instagrams?
Ok I will change it and do penance at my local
Brahmin's. Please don't change your mind, m8.
Well $150 is what I need, but youmvan give what you feel like. I'll take it. I'll arrange the rest from other sources.
>Well, obviously. Are Bangladeshi women not as beautiful as their Indian counterparts? How big of a difference is there?
In my experience pretty, I've never met a hot Bangladeshi just cute ones, I've met some very hot Indian Bengalis
Top fucking kek
Just look at this divine Persian and Mongoloid people, clearly the best creation of God. He called it the Paki
>so you admit that your chinkma women are actually Filthypinoys?
Does that make NE Indian women Chinese
What is this? A rich Jatt Sikh with acres of land in the pind begging for money on a Bhutanese knitting forum.
Southern women are Abbos
Northern women are persians
NE women are chinks
WE WUZ GLOBALIST N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Dream on, Paki
Here is a picture of you
I don't see any differences between Southerners and Northerners from what I saw
Honestly if we Pakis and Indians stop flinging shit at each other and discuss what common ground we have (which itself is not an insignificant amount), we could have decent and productive bants
Daily reminder, his father is your grandfather
VEDIC ARYAN MEETS STREET MEETS SUPERPOWER IN 2030
WE WUZ MUGHALS AND SHIT
LOOK AT HOW FAIR WE ARE
WE ARE CENTRAL ASIANS LMAO
But that 'song' sounds so wrong, completely antithetical to Pakistan's musical culture. Why do we need to emulate the shit parts of Western culture instead of the good bits? Fuck's sake man.
Posting the good Paki VICE stuff
(last one is excellent)
Picture yourself in a boat on a shitty ganges with brown trees and smoggy skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly. A cow with holy eyes. Shit of brown and green, towering over your head, looking for a cow with holiness in its eyes and its gone.
HOLY COW IN THE SKY WITH SHITES
HOLY COW IN THE SKY WITH SHITES
HOLY COW IN THE SKY WITH SHITES
>What's her name?
>Pakistanis are Mongol-Eurasian admixture because of the Mughals
Mughals were handful of people
Most of Pakistanis massively inbred with turks,Persians,converted native Indians
Only God knows about their race
I wanna buy some clothes and a decent pair of shoes. I have a few job interviews lined up. I don't wanna show up there in my PJs and Jordans.
You can give half of what I was initially asking.
>that gentlemanly handshake at the end
gives me hope
this, there is some admixture of course, but it is incredibly diluted and not evenly spread amongst all muslims of the subcontinent
i-its my oc though ;_;
you guys are like niggers,but with straight hair,micropenis,inbred,mudslim and eat shit
also,go back to Rapeistan ,you're the poor man's chinese workers
>So disgusting that the Indians kicked you out
>responding to an cuckmaster who clicks on every post to reply
>Western euros hate me because I'm a filthy gyppo bastard who steals their wallets
>India hates me so much they kicked my rat-like ass out
>France kicked me out because I couldn't poo in loo (old habits die hard)
>It's okay I'll come on /int/ and make fun of Indians
Isn't this a fact by now that Indians don't know how to handle banter? I mean seriously, I remember sometimes ago an Indian got so triggered in /pol/ that he time stamped a picture of his toilet
meh no one actually seriously argues against SUPERIOR VEDIC poster anymore. The arguments we have are generally rooted in facts.
But then trying to cuss Mlecchas who are just looking for some (you)'s is pretty pathetic.
>Indian got so triggered in /pol/ that he time stamped a picture of his toilet
"India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men."
Why so angry?
Is this why pakis are constantly frustrated?
First the Jew was obsessed with dick size, now this fucking gypsy rat
Jews steal money in underhanded ways, and gypsies steal money in underhanded ways
Hitler gassed the kikes, and also tried to gas the gypsy rats
I'm seeing a pattern here....
Yeah, I do need to shave again. Its at that weird in between stage again
Does anyone know pic related's name or instagram @? pls i will be forever grateful
sick burn 2bh, but I'm not sure if it was worth it, he will now steal a wallet to pay for the burn cream
i'm going to agree with the dutch guy. either go full beard or shave it off
>not america's greatest pasttime
we don't know every indian lass in existence lad. did you reverse image search?
nah senpai i can watch test cricket, but for people from random countries you have to hook them in with t20.
are you indian?
>watching american boreball
>but not cricket
Anyone seen Charulata? Recommend or not?
Also please stop responding to the buttmad non-desis who are too autistic to make friends in their own countries threads
Talk about films, recommend more
oh well, romanians gotta romanian
The average attention span of a sport 'enthousiast' here is 2 hours MAX
The northeast of Romania is the shittiest part of Romania. Mother Teresa was albanian.
A cshaven face would greatly benefit you, your jaw line is strong so there's no urgent need to grow a beard
>Pakistanis are Persian culturally
lol fuck no, you guys are indians who play arab
Iranians are persian culturally
some afghans are persian culturally (tajiks)
tajikistanis are persian culturally
some azerbaijanis are persian culturally
pakis are literally indian
t. actual persian from Iran
i don't watch sports in general desu. i only watch football because my high school and college were really big football schools
do pakis actually think they're persian/arab? literally everyone else in the world knows they're just muslim indians
Can't really grow a full beard, it becomes patchy after a while
I am normally cleanshaven, just haven't been out the house in a while, I'm in between jobs
Yeah ok, but then there is already ice sakting for the dutch
See it like this; if you desperately want to antagonize your neighbour, you definitely want to have as few similar characteristics to them as possible in your self image
can any muslims elucidate this for me
these are Sufis right? Like Naqshbandis. Normal Sunnis don't do this sort of thing right?
Are Naqshbandis like the chill, music playing, meditational, disregard all the bad stuff in the Quran types? or not?
Nope, straight as shit
Nope, I'm a hinduboo, but there is a fairly big Indian diaspora here due to the fled indians from Suriname
Meh, nothing I couldn't handle. I was also a bit off a cunt when I was younger, make fun off other kids to take attention away from moi
The trends in Hipster fashion has been good for me, people are quite nice to me/ I've had people try to impress me. I'm also quite well spoken, can handle/dish banter
Sorry but most iranians are wealthy and educated. You refer to tranny but should I even bother reminding you that though trannies are a tabboo in iran, in pakistan they walk through the open streets and have men oggle at them, super horny pakistani (indian) 'men' trying to get laid with hijra trannies or whatever they're called is all too common a sight in pakistan.
At least in iran despite the governments rather humane stance, most people look down upon it and trannies know their place whereas in pakistan they have no shame about it.
>go suck some dicks for money
no need to project what your tranny father did in order to bring you and your malodorous mother over to england so you can rape kids?
>not dating a paki
You can't make this up!
someone is getting rustled
>trannies are a tabboo in iran
Is that why the government funds their sex-change op?
Don't go enjoying not having sanctions too quickly, rouhani, they can be re-applied any time ;^)
Honestly though it's not really that big a deal to me, It's not like I'm posting dick pics on Tumblr.
People recognize me? OK, I post on 4chan, not something I'm really ashamed of.Also the chances of me getting any sort of internet noteriety out of this is slim to none
As I said, despite the governments humane stance it's still looked down upon by society. I don't know why you're so fixated on trannies being a topic to discuss, then again most pakis are perverts who are into that stuff.
nee maar ik heb in nederland gewoond
ik studeerde bij UU.
i am also responsible for this meme
>gujjus would be bad
don't make me think of it.
> they're cool
agreed. good food, good music. i just remember there being too many of them.
>put potatoes in our biryani herer
really? i don't recall my mom putting potatoes in her biryani. then again i also don't like biryani
just you wait when the bangladeshi and that other american bengali are back it's going to be real bengali hours
Utrecht is a great city, insiders know that it's a cozy and relaxter version of Amsterdam, I recommend it to everyone. You've got taste
I know your suffering, luckily enough i mostly drink port and vermout when I'm out
I refuse. I know my biryani better than my cousins, and it doesn't need potatoes in it. Potatoes are for people who can't cook it right to begin with. Even shrimp biryani isn't as bad.
also, I went to Gulmarg for cable car with friends , it's real fun up there and what the actual fuck
>dumb paki cunt converts to Christianity
>has a kid with this PTSD faggot
>gets herself and daughter killed when he snaps, and turns gun on himself
and they say we Muslims don't believe in evolution
Lets not be ridiculous nothings as blasphemous as seafood biryani
I don't know its an institution here, even dhabas and 'muslim' restaurants (places that serve things like razela and nihar, not a pc term but thats what we call them here) make it with like
Nigga Hyderabadi telugu guys :(
>I eat veg Biryani
I'm not completely on one side or the other in the issue of apostasy, but stupid bitches who think white guys are all nice and chivalrous compared to us pakis deserve what they get tbfh
the role reversal is funny when you think about it though
>no fault of her own
what are you, stupid?
>but stupid bitches who think white guys are all nice and chivalrous compared to us pakis deserve what they get tbfh
>the role reversal is funny when you think about it though
You're baiting again. But the horrible thing is, that your bait is incredibly believabe. I'm not sure what is worse, me being rused or this bait being perfectly believable.
My gf. T.T
Filename is her. She is Iranian iirc
Not at all, I have never had much trouble getting women but I see it happen to other paki guys and can't help but feel some sense of comradeship with them.
I'm concerned for the welfare of Paki society, but of course the only possible conclusion is that a Paki girl rejected me.
your close mindedness doesn't allow you to view this issue beyond "muh religion and muh race". this is a case of some maniac murdering two innocent people and you're here taking joy in it because of your personal experience. if you don't think there is anything wrong with it, i will pray for you to Allah and whoever else you believe in.
I agree the PTSD tard would have flipped no matter her colour, the reason it's relevant to me is because Paki girls seem to have a very rose-tinted notion of white guys typically.
This just proves that it's not always that simple and that white guys can be cunts too.
I take joy in that a woman who left her religion and culture to live with a whitey with mental issues got killed by the same whitey she left everything for. There's just some poetic justice in it. I don't feel good that the kid died at all (in fact I feel terrible for her but take solace in the fact that she is in paradise even now) but she was collateral, as the americunts say.
yeah and i'll agree lots of diaspora girl tend to become ratchet. i think it's partly the parents fault too; the most ratchet indians i know are the ones with way too overprotective parents.
fair enough. i don't know any paki girls so i can't comment on that
Then again, she's probably a bit of a one off.
If she was choosing to associate with men who were less likely to kill her (probably not the foremost of her selection crtieria for a partner but hey ho), she was still probably off with a white guy than a Pakistani. Its not like white guys are going around doing honour killings or joining rape gangs or something.
So it would be not as joyful if she just got honour killed or had an acid attack by a Pakistani.
man just stop baiting, i can't believe you are from this country and you tihnk like this. Its a shame too because i know that there are plenty of people who did grow up here and do think like this. ffs
you're actually making me depressed.
>I take joy in that a woman who left her religion and culture to live with a whitey with mental issues got killed by the same whitey she left everything for
aka you're a butthurt virgin
don't worry your sisters will go with white guys too
>tfw a significant portion of muslims in this country think like this
>tfw I to try to defend muslims against generalisations and so on, because I believe in freedom of religion and thought and being innocent before proven guilty, but they consistently make it more difficult for me to feel those inalienable values apply to them
I told you, I'm not completely drawn on the 'death for apostasy' issue either way.
I'm not saying she should have been punished, I'm saying it was poetic justice the way it turned out.
I don't have sisters. Also I'm not a virgin, been married for a while now. Sex is not really a big deal when you're married. I can tell it is for you though. It's not about sex for me, this issue is that western-resident paki/desi women like her need to stop thinking all paki guys are Taliban and stop thinking all white guys are some Kevin Costner types from Dances with Wolves.
I'm against acid attacks. Not sure about honour killings, but in most cases I would be against honour killings, they have been taken to the extreme these days and carried out over petty shit and I totally am against that. I do think honour killings are okay in the sense that if someone raped a woman who was closely related to me I would go and slit that bastard's throat, no hesitation.
>yeah and i'll agree lots of diaspora girl tend to become ratchet. i think it's partly the parents fault too; the most ratchet indians i know are the ones with way too overprotective parents
Lived in the UK for a few years and man I found socializing with British Indian fucking strenuous
Embarrassing childhood incidents
>Be in grade/class
>Get boner in class
>Chick next to me notices and asks me what that is
>Tell it's my dick
>Why is it so big?
>Happens from time to time.
>Show it to me
>Wha..what?! Noo. It's Chi Chi very dirty, shouldn't see.
>Show it! Or else I'll tell everyone
>Show it to her during recess behind the jungle gym
>Why did it becomes small?
>Happens from time to time.
>OK, do you want to see mine.
>Run away because cooties and shit
there you go again with that shit
>it was just that she was murdered for leaving islam
jesus christ help me
I'll be the first to agree, seriously fuck British Indians, the guys are fucking mongs and the girls are princesses.
>socializing with British Indian fucking strenuous
Agree with you after living here for a few years. Diaspora here are so frustrating sometimes. Both girls and guys are as bad.
What do you think paki society should learn from such things? What is the current perception and what is wrong with it?
>The guys are fucking mongs
This surprised I thought they'd be like American Indians, kind of nerdy,studious with strict upbringings, Indian guys from London were a bit like this but everybody else was a fucking retard
All they cared about was saving up to buy a corsa+sub woofer so they could drive up and down and listening to Bhangra loudly. Everybody was also obsessed with 'sessioning' which turned out to be just standing in a park and drinking
>What do you think paki society should learn from such things? What is the current perception and what is wrong with it?
The current perception, at least for Paki women, is that white guys are fair game, Paki guys are monsters (thanks media). Paki society needs to learn to value their own people and not marry outside the culture and race which is something I feel has become a bit 'weakened' at least in Shitain, if not elsewhere.
also another misconception is that Paki guys are seen as very outmoded and parochial and white guys are supposedly very culturally advanced, whereas I have not seen this to be the case.
>meanwhile he lives in shitain
if you're so proud of being a paki, move back, you're not from the northern areas so I'm sure your livelihood will be safe, go to islamabad/lahore/wherever and live the paki life you desire
>All they cared about was saving up to buy a corsa+sub woofer so they could drive up and down and listening to Bhangra loudly. Everybody was also obsessed with 'sessioning' which turned out to be just standing in a park and drinking
A certain poorer demographic is that way, no doubt (both Paki and Indian). But when people have a slightly better upbringing and decent parenting they don't get into that.
makes me think of bawarchi :)
Student or working?
The same perceptions are there for all asians. You won't fix it from these stories. You'll fix it by raising kids to respect and love your culture.
I found them to be very segmented, would just hang around with other desi diaspora, say things like 'Goras are don't have any morals' or 'Gora girls are so dirty' and all the while the while they'd be be drinking and smoking and doing the same shit as white people
The girls are just princesses as somebody said earlier, expect to be treated all the time and the sort who wouldn't date you if didn't have an iphone, found them to be emotionally needy aswell