/brit/

Homebrew lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35337432

Corbyn is so utterly retarded

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Wondering why talbot sunbeams arent nearly as popular for rally as mk2 escorts lads

>>53726187
How much does it cost to do a decent homebrew? I don't mean those shitty kits you get on the high street.

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>>53726172

>>53726147
My roommate is one of the moderators of int, and wants you all to take this poll.
He promised he won't send the results to GCHQ

http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120

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Did somebody say debnts?

>>53726217
I got a full kit for making lager, with all the reuseable equipment, for £40. Then it was £40 for bottles and a bottle capper.

>>53726243
Respect here

https://soundcloud.com/kaytranada/jill-scott-golden-kaytranadas

the chorus to this is so good I am explogfgj

Getting real sick of anime haters. Nobody is forcing you to like anime. Keep in mind that this is an imageboard made with anime in mind so you should not take offence at people liking anime. Stop being children and grow up. Part of being an adult is realising other people have their own opinions.

So hubby did the school run this morning and was waiting outside the reception doors when a yr 1 boy came up to ds and asked him "you support Liverpool don't you?" to which my son happily yes, the boy then commented "your dad's from Liverpool isn't he?" and again ds just replied yes, the boy then proceeded to laugh and say to my son "yeah you're a bin dipper, you scousers can't afford proper food so you have to dip in bins, you smelly bin dipper"!!!!!!!!!

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What are ISIS' strong points?

I want to be happy when I grow up :(

>>53726307
Part of being an adult is also not being obnoxious.

>>53726296
Not really...

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>the so called "Islamic State"

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>Getting real sick of anime haters. Nobody is forcing you to like anime. Keep in mind that this is an imageboard made with anime in mind so you should not take offence at people liking anime. Stop being children and grow up. Part of being an adult is realising other people have their own opinions.

Cannot think of anything more cancerous than anime

Anime posters are literally gypsies

They move in, shit up the place and spread their fucking filth then leave and shit up the next place

>>53726313
Raqqa I imagine

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>or Daesh, as I prefer to call them

7 things negative people will do to you. They will...
1. Demean your value;
2. Destroy your image
3. Drive you crazily!
4. Dispose your dreams!
5. Discredit your imagination!
6. Deframe your abilities and
7. Disbelieve your opinions!

Stay away from negative people!

Maisie

Is that 1P-Lsd lad from yesterday still around?
What happened in the end? I had to go pub so missed out on shenanigans

ain't it proper annoying when you're just chilling shitposting and your mum has to come to your mum chatting a load of boring bollocks

just went on a r9k audibook esque rant aha

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>Won Olympic Gold and Silver in the 1920 Olympics for Tennis
>Won the Doubles at Wimbledon
>Captained the Davis Cup Team
>Captained both Man City and England, being the star player for both
>Got a 147 break in Snooker
>A Century at Lords in Cricket
Truly the GOAT

>>53726377
That's just childrens' hospitals and aid depots.

>>53726307
Part of being an adult is not watching anime, not posting anime on imageboards and not using imageboards in general.

>>53726423
to your room*

>>53726196
>The UK and Argentina should discuss the future of the Falkland Islands while respecting residents' right to stay
why is he such a cuck

>one of my friends invites me to his house party
>tell him I can't make it (I really, really hate parties because I'm an autist)
>decide to go to my other mates house on the night of the party and smoke a few joints and have a few bevvys with him
>he's pretty asocial and autistic like me
>ask him why he didn't go to our mates party
>"o-oh I didn't know he was having a party h-ha ha, I asked them if they wanted to come here tonight but they all said they were just staying in"
>they had a party and invited literally everyone in our college, including me for fucks sake, but l flat out lied to one of the lads

Fucking normies, why are they such dicks?

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Order confirmed haha

wew

>>53726243
UKIP?!

>>53726307
nothing wrong with liking it just fucking annoying when /brit/ gets spammed with noncey little girls when you have your own safespaces
has been cut down a lot in 2016 though so not gonna complain

>>53726469
bit rude desu

>>53726481
fuck off millionare

Want to die in my sleep

Anyone else checked out the new Argos catalogue yet?

>>53726469
>i flat out lied
I'm guessing the I isn't supposed to be there

anyway who knows maybe you both should have gone to the party

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Kyary

can't stop eating cajun chicken slices lads. they're just so fucking good

cried again today

>>53726537
No but I got this year's Park catalogue and I've already bought Christmas for this year.

>>53726481

I just read "Whatever", pretty good will read Atomised and Submission soon

>>53726469
bit silly to ask that question without knowing if he was invited 2bh

>>53726552
my gf. did a sex on her this morning

>>53726517
I agree with this

>>53726571
fucking moist battyman

I bought a great electronic item from Argos today. What a great deal

Polaboo fucking hates all of you, this fucking website and this fucking country

You and this place are responsible or ruining his life. The casual bigotry is warped his way of thinking and interacting with others, the meming and (you)whoring, it's all pathetic and polaboo got so wrapped up in it he mistook it for the real world.

Fuck all of you, hope you all die virgins
Fuck this country, hope it become part of a caliphate
Fuck white people, your days are numbered

I don't "support" ISIS but I don't give a shit what they or brothers in this country do, whether it's slaughter another dozen slags on holiday, normie on the lash or "rape" another 1400 school girls

Literally, fuck all of you, you're bad people and you deserve everything that happens to you

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racists BTFO!!!

Been reading the New Testament lads.

Ngl all the stories that are the 'popular' ones are a real let down in the bible. The one where Jesus is on a ship and there's a storm and he calms it is about 2 lines long.

Same with the 40 days and 40 nights. It goes from Jesus being a baby, to suddenly getting baptised then spending 40 days and nights in the desert which is over in a few lines.

Bit weird desu.

I feel like every single post in /brit/-threads is a shitpost, at least lowkey

>>53726537
Used to do this all the time haha
Get the new catalogue and go for an hour long shit

>>53726587
Oops accidentally turned extra flags off for that one haha this was me

>>53726571
over what?

>>53726313
They have many strong point, they stick them inside gays, and other individuals they deem sub-human.

>>53726617
>>>/pakistan/

>>53726618
A peanut can't kill thousands of people with a bomb
This "only x%" argument is a stupid meme

>>53726617
Sorry but I'm not a virgin

>>53726618
proofs????

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my gf

>>53726517
It's still a bit weird spending your time posting little girl cartoons and k-pop girl singers on an imageboard

shitposting banter on brit I understand cause it's funny and improves your social skills and sense of humour, but posting little girls is not only weird and somewhat creepy, it doesn't help anyone out in the long run - I mean why do you have collections of little cartoon girls on your computer? its just weird.

look at hot women or porn on the internet like normal people

>>53726571
i wish i could cry, my tear ducts might actually be broken

>>53726347
Yeah the BBC is a joke.

Anyone else checked out the new jacamo catalogue yet?

>>53726521
>>53726545
I can't believe them desu, absolute dicks
He won't say anything to them, but I will when I see them. He told me one of them still has his £60 e-cig from months ago as well, I have feeling I know who stole it as well. REEE FUCKING NORMIES.

>>53726586
I didn't know he wasn't invited, i assumed he was just staying in by choice.

Anime = cancer

>>53726635
everything

>>53726712
I'm healthy and in good shape, so no

>>53726618
There are 7 billion people in the world and only 81 million Germans and they managed to cause a lot of shit.

Still want GF but stopped talking to this girl cause I thought she might be a bit immature even though I was "in there"

what's wrong with me

>>53726712
>fatty
FOY

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>Anyone else checked out the new jacamo catalogue yet?

>>53726717
Steal it back for him

>>53726717
they sound like dicks, most normies are definitely not like that, why are you still friends with them?

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computer screen ONCE AGAIN going that sweet sweet comfy orange tint that it always goes this special time of day

>>53726712
'Jacamo: clobber for fat plebs'

They're actual slogan.

>>53726712
It's the trendiest clothing outlet for tall people such as myself.

>>53726755
should have just her for shagging practice and confidence boost for the real gf
poor from you

>>53726728
tell me more senpai

what has you so upset?

>>53726795
enjoy your eye strain

>>53726755
She wasn't the one, no point gfing someone you don't find attractive and don't actually want to be around

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the effect of drugs on the mind

Retail store power rankings

1. Debenhams
2. HMV
3. Argos
4. Topman
5. Dunelm Mill

>>53726717
They're not normies they're ladtwats, they "party".

I was thinking maybe your mate could be someone who needs to improve on their social skills so they didn't invite him (I can relate tbqh - used to be mega autist), but if they're stealing shit then they're obviously pricks yeah

normies are sensible and have responsibilities, a career and care about their family and friends. those are real normies :)

>>53726796
>They're

KILL ME

How do I do this on a semi-regular basis? Am I a spastic?

>>53726631
>>53726501

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/118060

having to watch a shitty stream because all the good ones are at least 2 minutes behind

>>53726797
am 6'6" lanklet and can still fit into clothes at normal shops

>>53726851
I used to never do this but now I've started fucking it up a bunch, same with your and you're

I feel retarded after I spot it

>>53726884
I am very "tall" though.

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>>53726827
enjoy YOUR eye strain

>>53726807
just feel like shit desu, life's shit

>>53726618

So retarded. The 1.6 billion doesn't matter if they can't stop the minority from bombing and killing everything.

might have a wank

>>53726506
>>53726654
>>53726703
there's an indian bullying in the last thread lads

>>53726847
>2016
>HMV
>Dunelm "Mill"
are you from the past?

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I am unironically 5'10 haha

ugh why is online dating so shit, so many shit girls

>>53726847
>shopping in any of them
COME ON IT'S 2016

>>53726914
Exactly. I don't care about the Muslims that aren't terrorists. I care abo the Muslims killing in the name of Islam.
>ignore that bullet heading towards you. That OTHER bullet isn't heading your way.

>>53726847
Actual list
1. John lewis cafeteria
2. Waterstones
3. Forbidden Planet
4. Smyths
5. TK Maxx

>>53726860
Right I understand. Must be hellish having to sit in view of hordes of arrogant students milling past.

>>53726847
a man said dunelm mill
ahhhhh
dpmo

>>53726969
Worra boffin

>>53726934
just do the "DESIGNATED" thing lad, that'll put the currymuncher in his place

>>53726962
Because IRL dating hasnt worked out for them
It's like a last backup plan desu

>>53726903
>brighter light will strain your eyes, not trying to peer through darkness

https://youtu.be/ftpzD6gK22I

Rate the gf lads

>>53726969
>T K Maxx
Are you 14 buying clothes for yourself for the first time?

>>53726962
there's a reason they're dating online instead of real life

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Women's ability to humiliate themselves is amazing.

doing an anime watcharoo

>>53726950
5'14 here

kill me

>>53726962
think about how easy it is for girls to get boys IRL
then think about how fucked up they must be to have to resort to online dating
even they're half ok-looking they're probably a fucking nutjob

hahaha lollllllll!
so bridish !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrYtb6diu8

>>53727027
can't believe he's even more of a trainwreck these days

Need a shit

>>53727027
jesus is this guy still going

>>53727034
nah why would they go there

teens go to stylish places they couldn't possibly afford on their own

tk maxx is for the thrifty gentleman who still wants to look smart.

you can fedora me on that

>>53727063
is this porn?

>gf said she doesn't have sex anymore because it's degrading and just feeds into the male power fantasy
I FUCKING HATE FEMINISM

THIS IS WHY THE WHITE RACE IS FAILING

>>53727034
tk maxx is alright aha
you just have to sort through 1000s of shit garments to find the few decent ones
then you swap the tags around
got a decent ralph lauren shirt for 15 quid aha

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>>53726618
>less than 2% of all terror attacks are carried out in the name of Islam

Literal lies

>>53726980
would prefer to be off ground floor but it is pretty quiet and out of the way tbvfah (acronym for the phrase "to be very fair and honest")

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>tfw you never had a positive male role model

>>53726785
I know he has it, im definitely going to confront him about it. Nobody else knows he's a thief, but I do. It'll be difficult though, he's a fucking liar.

>>53726792
I didn't know they were such dicks, I mean they can be arse holes but I didn't know they did this shit.

>>53726850
That's the thing, I'm way more ugly and autistic than he is, but I still got invited. They leave him out a lot desu, I feel bad for him. He tries to fit in, but they still treat him like shit for some reason, he's a nice lad I don't know why they treat him like this.

>>53726955
used to sit beside this girl is pe

fingered her down the back of biology aswell proper manky

http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
http://strawpoll.me/6565120

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>>53726481
>Atomised

Prepare to empathise far too much with Michel and slightly with Bruno.

>>53727169
>"role models" are a thing that exists and every needs

literally no study supports this nonsense

Erect ama

playing footy manager lads

got a willy

>>53727239
bought 16 a couple of weeks ago, pretty good

what does S.a.r.l. stand for?

>>53727225
how big haha

>>53727016
>>53727041
>>53727079
ive noticed the male profiles are even worse

>>53727130
this was my exgfs reason for not wanting to blowjob or anal

sex was still fine though

>>53727263
lol u fag

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1.5 million more migrants expected in Germany this year

>>53727239
>missing actual kicking to play fantasy kicking

>>53727272
fuck off you lazy cunt

>>53727272
Société à responsabilité limitée

>>53726847

>no BHS

>>53727217
you don't have to be a genius to know children pick up traits from their parents, and there have been studies showing that children who come from broken homes generally don't do as well as kids who come from good families.

SHAKE IT FOR THE MAN OF THE YEAR
M M MAN OF THE YEAR

>>53727239
>>53727239
reminder that martin palermo is god-tier on championship manager 2000/2001

>>53727319
Why is European Amazon French and not British?

>even the comments section of the Guardian are PAKIS GET OUT REEE

Has Europe finally woken up?

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>commutecucks trying to justify spending hours on a train/stuck in traffic

What's the best place to sell shit on the internet?
ebay need not apply.
I'm selling about £1k worth of PC equipment

>>53727362
>children who come from broken homes generally don't do as well as kids who come from good families.
socio-economics

Assad making crazy gains with Russia

>>53727377
It's based in Luxembourg
It's for tax reasons (avoidance)

ASDA make your own>>>>Dominos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pizza from the dirty kebab shop at 2am>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pizza Hut

>>53727362
still not role models Lol

>>53727404
gumtree and ebay m8 nothing else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zo9VTJUVWc
good normie song
would shag my gf to this if i had one

Can anyone remember this kids programme from years ago? I'll try to describe it

>old woman sat in a chair, telling stories I think
>she has a tongue like a lizards and she catches flies with it

I think it was on CBBC like 15 years ago or some shit, I've completely forgot the name though

>>53727387
seen heaps of those types of comments on reddit get upvoted lately too

>>53727415
Papa Johns>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>53727392
guy who drives to work here
wish I could take the train. i'd get so much done

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>>53727450
>overpriced American """""Italian""""" pizza
FOY

>>53727396
shagged this bird before

>>53727377
tax like the other lad said

a lot of your stuff on amazon comes from luxembourg

>>53727415
I have dominos once a year at the 'freshers' fair at unis i dont go to

>>53727446
>Reddit & The Guardian

Well that might as well be a commandment from God, guess the problems are over

Imagine being a proper Christian and never wanking, you have all the desire but don't then you meet a nice girl at Church and you want her so bad but you can't have it because God then after a year of dating you finally get married. Imagine how it must feel that moment to finally rip her clothes off have your way, in animalistic fashion finally released. You both just become lsut and shag non stop for like a week straight.

Must feel really nice desu.

>>53727148

and even if it was correct, he's equating a terror attack such as a tiny letter bomb with a truck bomb or with 12 guys with suicide vests and AK47s

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>>53727459
>working in a office

>>53727396
Women are just a meme

>>53727422
you obviously come from a sheltered life and had a good role model as a kid otherwise you wouldn't be spouting such nonsense

>>53727392
I get a load of (leisure) reading done on the train, it's quite nice actually.

>>53727466
Yanksheed

>>53727475
the stuff doesn't come from luxembourg, dummy
that's just one of their admin buildings

they have warehouses all over

>>53727375

i used to play that. i was man utd and david beckham broke his leg in training was out for 18 months. i lost the CL final 4-0 to Lazio. fat Ronaldo became manager of wolves.

>>53727487
I didn't know wanking was a sin desu

>>53727435
>nobody remembers it
O-okay
It might've been 12 years ago actually

>>53727459
how far is your priso, i mean office cel, i mean building from your house, commutecuck?

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Rate the new haircut lads x

>>53727426
fuck, eBay it is

>>53727487
Probably suffer from premature ejaculation, girl starts getting pissed off and bitchy, is pregnant and doesn't want to have sex anymore

>>53727435
I'm looking.

>>53727543
>the stuff doesn't come from luxembourg, dummy
lad I track my stuff all the time, it comes from luxembourg loads of times

>>53727487
then you realise she's got a smelly fishy fanny and you've nutted in 29 seconds

>>53727466
Got a bottle of that for christmas. It's one of those really thin 'hot' sauces that just tastes like vinegar.

>>53727560
sick m8 (read: truly embarrassing)

>>53727435
was it a clay motion show?

Had this pukka chicken kebab last night lads, mixed it with mint yoghurt and hot chilli sauce haha absolute madman I am

>>53727560
He could be really good looking if he didn't pierce his fucking face
The hair goes without saying

>>53727557
>>53727497
what work do you do at home?

>>53727524
learning from people and surroundings =! role model

role model ideas are nonsense and impractical

>>53727487

I know a mormon cunt who married some utter dog when he was about 23, must have been desperate

>>53727604
>pukka
2005 is the other way lad.

>>53727594

get Cholula instead

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>>53727594
yeah but doritos flavour where the crisp is literally red

how about this

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Rate my haircut

>>53727628
Mormons exist in the UK? Fucking hell

>>53727599
I don't think so, it was like real life

I BEEN SELLING CRACK SINCE LIKE THE 5TH GRADE

>>53727596
gave this girl math grinds

...oh and we had sex >:)

where can i get cheap effervescent vitamin c tablets in the uk? don't even want the vitamins just love the way they taste with lemonade

>>53727278
7 inches (nearly) haha

Just did a cum

>>53727650
here comes the crimson chin

doing drinking

>>53727630
are you seriously that fucking pedantic mate

>>53727545
good lad
think it was free in one of the papers
would have only been 5/6 back then but it started my footy manager addiction

>>53727580
thats because the order is controlled from central

What is the next /fa/ haircut? need to stay ahead of the curve lads.

inb4 rat-rail

>>53727693
fuck off jamie

>>53727129
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlJ9zYu10yQ

can someone vocaroo 'waheyy' for me please

>>53727682
same la

"Prime Minister Corbyn"

Is this a possibility?

can't go a day without getting pissed lads

need to stop desu

This post is shit. I hope it doesn't get any (You)s

can't wait to soak my fish fingers in ketchup

>>53727678
junkie

>>53727678
dunne stores

>>53727726
No lmao

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How can i achieve this look?

POST CLASSIC CHILD HOOD WANKS

>Vicky, the babysitter from Fairly Odd Parents
I used to fantasise about being dom'd by her when I was like 9.

>>53727726
No.
We don't elect meme PMs like you guys

Anyone know girls who have BFs and she copies their BFs music taste and she always wants to be friends with you and show you bands that her BF listens to and you're just like "k"

>>53727734
no one cares

>>53727709
it's long at the front and short at the back

>>53727726
Not unless Cameron dies and all the Tory MPs all resign simultaneously.

>>53727754
>a coup is not possible in this country
naive

Don't touch this post. I've got something really great planned for it

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how do i find people who are into psychedelics but aren't a bunch of dirty tramps?

>>53727782
harsh no bully pls

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>>53727766
Kida tbqh

>>53727777
i do that

>>53727435
Are you sure it wasn't just an episode of Jackanory?

>>53727620
you're a fucking retard lol

>>53727766
stans big sister on south park, shelley

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>you will never have a quirky, anti-social pretty gf

>>53727818

chemistry students

"Prime Minister Farage"

Possible?

>>53727797
>a sudden, violent, and illegal seizure of power from a government
>corbyn

doing a laugh

>>53727818
go to school and study neuroscience

>>53727818
You don't

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Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds complete with black men in pens with machines attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, which sucked their cum into transparent holding vats where blonde women lined up to sit on a bench which inseminated them

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

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>>53727633
Did get a bottle of this too though which is nice.

>>53727850
no u

>>53727856
Maybe if he moves to Sealand and runs unopposed

>>53727654

there are temples in london and preston

>>53727564
I sell alot on ebay couple of tips lad, if you put a buy it now price on it add the fees that it cost you to list and the 10% of the price onto the asking price.

if you're sending it via post they now take a % of the postage cost from you, so add that aswell or offer free postage (then add the postage cost onto the price)

So if you want £1000 for it, now after all that ask like £1150 for it if that makes sense.

If you 99p start it instead of putting a reserve just shill bid it as ppl will deter from reserve set bids.

>>53727875
Jesus you have issues m8

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>I-i live in l-london and i-its g-great!

literally translated as

>I enjoy being assfucked by pakis
>I pay £1000+ for a 1 room flat
>I enjoy living around fancy restaurants despite the fact i can't afford it

what makes londoncucks so pathetic lads?

>>53727859
>implying the left couldn't lie to themselves about one more thing

>>53727856
Probably not 2bh
Well definitely not under FPTP

>>53727837
It must've been lad

I wanted to know because I unironically wanked to that old woman with the lizard tongue when I was like 5/6/7 and I still remember it to this day because not only was it one of my first wanks, it's also one of my weirdest wanks.

>>53727867
5>4>>>>all

>>53727920
This pic makes polaboo glad

>>53727867
6>>>>>>>>4>5>>>>>>>>>>>>2>3>1

>Dreamt the other night that I was DJing the opening set at one of my favourite clubs (but it was different and had this bizarro outdoor room).
>Walk in the door and 3 lads nab my laptop, I get punched and punch them repeatedly (but my punches don't seem to hurt them)
>get laptop back but am literally playing songs from iTunes and they're all distorted/have random skits in them that aren't there in reality
>crowd leaves entirely
>somebody else takes over and the crowd returns en masse
>wake up

Wasn't a very nice dream, felt cucked by it. Any psych undergraduates want to take a stab at it? lmao

>>53727875
wow

>>53727878
habenero sauces are overrated


you only need frank's, sriracha and cholula in your kitchen

want to put my willy inside a hairy klingon vag

>you will never fuck a p*ki girl while she screms ALLAHU AKBAR in a British accent

>>53727951
fight me in manchester city centre tomorrow you paki cunt

>mfw only half of the world population gets chills from music

lucky half thank fuck

>>53727971
God made us in his image yet we allow people like this to do this to themselves

>>53727971
wew, would hate to be in that room with those people.

>>53727951
Shame your thoughts literally matter to no one, including your parents
End yourself you waste of space

>>53727926
>ass

Fuck off yank.

Why would you even type ass? Are you a yank?

>>53727976
you feel insecure about your own music tastes yet wish to please people and have them enjoy your tastes

>>53728029
I don't get chills from music anymore desu, it was amazing while it lasted

>>53728010

>You will never fuck a girl with a hairy minge and a big nose

>>53727971
Belfast

Poleaboo has had a few wanks to gay porn recently

>>53728010
already have aha
was dece i canny lie
>>53728038
4>3>2>HUGE POWER GAP>1

>>53727882
give me ur dad

>>53728092
portadown

>>53728017
nah, I'd rather bide my time until you're beheaded walking down the street

>>53728034
Polaboos thoughts and action will matter, more than yours
He will make newspaper headlines around the globe, have his own wikipedia page and you will be a second class citizen in the British caliphate

>Caralad has fucked off
Haha finally

doing an anal poo (from my anus)

Why is jalapeno the generic pepper places always use?

>day off work tomorrow
>dunno what to do

>>53728150
You won't do anything because you're a pussy

>>53727971
If I was a mad stoner still with spiritual tendencies I feel like it'd be cool hnaging out with these people talking about "deep" "esoteric" shit but for some reason I feel like these people would just be insufferable image-centric egomaniacs that would shun me because I don't fit their style :\

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russian-duma-to-debate-banning-all-public-displays-of-affection-between-gay-people-a6817196.html

>>53728150
What are you going to do?

>OMGWTFBBQ
>KTHXBAI xD
>1337 hax0r

The Internet used to be proper gay

>>53728188
they look like addicts to me

would be pretty funny if all muslims in the uk were suddenly replaced by native americans.

>>53728152
nah he's possibly asleep
was on at 7am this morning aha

Having curry and chips for din dins

>>53728219
tfw unironically used to post in l33t speak on forums

>>53728127
did growing up without one make you gay or something

>>53728232
ive been up since 6pm yestr'een

>>53728172
Cheap and not too spicy I guess, Also it's only americanised things really (Mexican, Pizza, Subay, Burger places, KFC)

Pretty sure it isn't used at all in Indian or Chinese cuisine.

What do chavs look like now

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>>53728189
>“homosexuality is a huge threat to every normal person, which can affect children or grandchildren, and thus interrupt the race”

>>53728219
we were only weans

>hangover is finally lifting

thank christ

>>53728247
>he isn't fluent in leetspeak

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>>53728231

>>53728078
Fuckign what

they ran out or something?

How old are you mate

>>53728184
I'm weak right now but every night I see my brothers making history and shaping destinies

It makes me proud, it emboldens me, shows me what is possible

>>53728214
Whatever the fuck I want, whose going to top me?

>>53728288
They wear g-star raw and hollister now

>>53728288
Topman

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>>53728288
they all have jobs now thanks to IDS

>>53728219
(^_^)

>>53728334
>whose going to top me?

lol gay

>>53728288
>joggers/tracksuit bottoms
>fishing cap/Taylor made cap
>north face coat, preferably a big parka
>Nike/adidas trainers, preferably 110s
>little Indiana Jones satchel

>>53728334
Even Isis would see you as an utter waste, you literally have no purpose in this world, you cannot do anything right

>>53727867
5 6 3 4 2 1 tbphwyl

try to avoid human contact but whenever i see my brother around the house he doesn't say anything except 'dickhead' and possibly try to punch me in the ribs
bit rude really

>>53727169
>tfw ecstatic and elated

>>53728350
>>53728353
>>53728388
These are all stupid posts

>>53728029
That's shit.

I get them but not all the time. Also they wear off after a while if you listen to the same piece.

First time I ever heard Vaughan Williams Lark Ascending I nearly fucking passed out but now I get nothing from it.

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>>53728288

>>53728428
T O M O R R O W

http://www.residentadvisor.net/feed-item.aspx?id=91292

>>53728331
Only 18 lad
I just don't get them anymore, but I think
It's because I listen to music literally every minute I'm awake

>>53728441
>First time I ever heard Vaughan Williams Lark Ascending I nearly fucking passed out but now I get nothing from it.
It depends on your mood, the time of day, etc

I also find it takes a while to warm up

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>>53728334
>whose going to top me?