Wondering why talbot sunbeams arent nearly as popular for rally as mk2 escorts lads
My roommate is one of the moderators of int, and wants you all to take this poll.
He promised he won't send the results to GCHQ
Getting real sick of anime haters. Nobody is forcing you to like anime. Keep in mind that this is an imageboard made with anime in mind so you should not take offence at people liking anime. Stop being children and grow up. Part of being an adult is realising other people have their own opinions.
So hubby did the school run this morning and was waiting outside the reception doors when a yr 1 boy came up to ds and asked him "you support Liverpool don't you?" to which my son happily yes, the boy then commented "your dad's from Liverpool isn't he?" and again ds just replied yes, the boy then proceeded to laugh and say to my son "yeah you're a bin dipper, you scousers can't afford proper food so you have to dip in bins, you smelly bin dipper"!!!!!!!!!
>the so called "Islamic State"
>Getting real sick of anime haters. Nobody is forcing you to like anime. Keep in mind that this is an imageboard made with anime in mind so you should not take offence at people liking anime. Stop being children and grow up. Part of being an adult is realising other people have their own opinions.
7 things negative people will do to you. They will...
1. Demean your value;
2. Destroy your image
3. Drive you crazily!
4. Dispose your dreams!
5. Discredit your imagination!
6. Deframe your abilities and
7. Disbelieve your opinions!
Stay away from negative people!
>Won Olympic Gold and Silver in the 1920 Olympics for Tennis
>Won the Doubles at Wimbledon
>Captained the Davis Cup Team
>Captained both Man City and England, being the star player for both
>Got a 147 break in Snooker
>A Century at Lords in Cricket
Truly the GOAT
>one of my friends invites me to his house party
>tell him I can't make it (I really, really hate parties because I'm an autist)
>decide to go to my other mates house on the night of the party and smoke a few joints and have a few bevvys with him
>he's pretty asocial and autistic like me
>ask him why he didn't go to our mates party
>"o-oh I didn't know he was having a party h-ha ha, I asked them if they wanted to come here tonight but they all said they were just staying in"
>they had a party and invited literally everyone in our college, including me for fucks sake, but l flat out lied to one of the lads
Fucking normies, why are they such dicks?
nothing wrong with liking it just fucking annoying when /brit/ gets spammed with noncey little girls when you have your own safespaces
has been cut down a lot in 2016 though so not gonna complain
Polaboo fucking hates all of you, this fucking website and this fucking country
You and this place are responsible or ruining his life. The casual bigotry is warped his way of thinking and interacting with others, the meming and (you)whoring, it's all pathetic and polaboo got so wrapped up in it he mistook it for the real world.
Fuck all of you, hope you all die virgins
Fuck this country, hope it become part of a caliphate
Fuck white people, your days are numbered
I don't "support" ISIS but I don't give a shit what they or brothers in this country do, whether it's slaughter another dozen slags on holiday, normie on the lash or "rape" another 1400 school girls
Literally, fuck all of you, you're bad people and you deserve everything that happens to you
Been reading the New Testament lads.
Ngl all the stories that are the 'popular' ones are a real let down in the bible. The one where Jesus is on a ship and there's a storm and he calms it is about 2 lines long.
Same with the 40 days and 40 nights. It goes from Jesus being a baby, to suddenly getting baptised then spending 40 days and nights in the desert which is over in a few lines.
Bit weird desu.
It's still a bit weird spending your time posting little girl cartoons and k-pop girl singers on an imageboard
shitposting banter on brit I understand cause it's funny and improves your social skills and sense of humour, but posting little girls is not only weird and somewhat creepy, it doesn't help anyone out in the long run - I mean why do you have collections of little cartoon girls on your computer? its just weird.
look at hot women or porn on the internet like normal people
I can't believe them desu, absolute dicks
He won't say anything to them, but I will when I see them. He told me one of them still has his £60 e-cig from months ago as well, I have feeling I know who stole it as well. REEE FUCKING NORMIES.
I didn't know he wasn't invited, i assumed he was just staying in by choice.
>Anyone else checked out the new jacamo catalogue yet?
computer screen ONCE AGAIN going that sweet sweet comfy orange tint that it always goes this special time of day
They're not normies they're ladtwats, they "party".
I was thinking maybe your mate could be someone who needs to improve on their social skills so they didn't invite him (I can relate tbqh - used to be mega autist), but if they're stealing shit then they're obviously pricks yeah
normies are sensible and have responsibilities, a career and care about their family and friends. those are real normies :)
Exactly. I don't care about the Muslims that aren't terrorists. I care abo the Muslims killing in the name of Islam.
>ignore that bullet heading towards you. That OTHER bullet isn't heading your way.
Women's ability to humiliate themselves is amazing.
think about how easy it is for girls to get boys IRL
then think about how fucked up they must be to have to resort to online dating
even they're half ok-looking they're probably a fucking nutjob
nah why would they go there
teens go to stylish places they couldn't possibly afford on their own
tk maxx is for the thrifty gentleman who still wants to look smart.
you can fedora me on that
tk maxx is alright aha
you just have to sort through 1000s of shit garments to find the few decent ones
then you swap the tags around
got a decent ralph lauren shirt for 15 quid aha
>less than 2% of all terror attacks are carried out in the name of Islam
>tfw you never had a positive male role model
I know he has it, im definitely going to confront him about it. Nobody else knows he's a thief, but I do. It'll be difficult though, he's a fucking liar.
I didn't know they were such dicks, I mean they can be arse holes but I didn't know they did this shit.
That's the thing, I'm way more ugly and autistic than he is, but I still got invited. They leave him out a lot desu, I feel bad for him. He tries to fit in, but they still treat him like shit for some reason, he's a nice lad I don't know why they treat him like this.
Prepare to empathise far too much with Michel and slightly with Bruno.
1.5 million more migrants expected in Germany this year
you don't have to be a genius to know children pick up traits from their parents, and there have been studies showing that children who come from broken homes generally don't do as well as kids who come from good families.
>commutecucks trying to justify spending hours on a train/stuck in traffic
Can anyone remember this kids programme from years ago? I'll try to describe it
>old woman sat in a chair, telling stories I think
>she has a tongue like a lizards and she catches flies with it
I think it was on CBBC like 15 years ago or some shit, I've completely forgot the name though
Still want to try these flavours of doritos tbqh lads
Imagine being a proper Christian and never wanking, you have all the desire but don't then you meet a nice girl at Church and you want her so bad but you can't have it because God then after a year of dating you finally get married. Imagine how it must feel that moment to finally rip her clothes off have your way, in animalistic fashion finally released. You both just become lsut and shag non stop for like a week straight.
Must feel really nice desu.
yeah but doritos flavour where the crisp is literally red
how about this
how do i find people who are into psychedelics but aren't a bunch of dirty tramps?
>you will never have a quirky, anti-social pretty gf
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds complete with black men in pens with machines attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, which sucked their cum into transparent holding vats where blonde women lined up to sit on a bench which inseminated them
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
Did get a bottle of this too though which is nice.
I sell alot on ebay couple of tips lad, if you put a buy it now price on it add the fees that it cost you to list and the 10% of the price onto the asking price.
if you're sending it via post they now take a % of the postage cost from you, so add that aswell or offer free postage (then add the postage cost onto the price)
So if you want £1000 for it, now after all that ask like £1150 for it if that makes sense.
If you 99p start it instead of putting a reserve just shill bid it as ppl will deter from reserve set bids.
>I-i live in l-london and i-its g-great!
literally translated as
>I enjoy being assfucked by pakis
>I pay £1000+ for a 1 room flat
>I enjoy living around fancy restaurants despite the fact i can't afford it
what makes londoncucks so pathetic lads?
It must've been lad
I wanted to know because I unironically wanked to that old woman with the lizard tongue when I was like 5/6/7 and I still remember it to this day because not only was it one of my first wanks, it's also one of my weirdest wanks.
>Dreamt the other night that I was DJing the opening set at one of my favourite clubs (but it was different and had this bizarro outdoor room).
>Walk in the door and 3 lads nab my laptop, I get punched and punch them repeatedly (but my punches don't seem to hurt them)
>get laptop back but am literally playing songs from iTunes and they're all distorted/have random skits in them that aren't there in reality
>crowd leaves entirely
>somebody else takes over and the crowd returns en masse
Wasn't a very nice dream, felt cucked by it. Any psych undergraduates want to take a stab at it? lmao
nah, I'd rather bide my time until you're beheaded walking down the street
Polaboos thoughts and action will matter, more than yours
He will make newspaper headlines around the globe, have his own wikipedia page and you will be a second class citizen in the British caliphate
If I was a mad stoner still with spiritual tendencies I feel like it'd be cool hnaging out with these people talking about "deep" "esoteric" shit but for some reason I feel like these people would just be insufferable image-centric egomaniacs that would shun me because I don't fit their style :\
Cheap and not too spicy I guess, Also it's only americanised things really (Mexican, Pizza, Subay, Burger places, KFC)
Pretty sure it isn't used at all in Indian or Chinese cuisine.
>“homosexuality is a huge threat to every normal person, which can affect children or grandchildren, and thus interrupt the race”
I'm weak right now but every night I see my brothers making history and shaping destinies
It makes me proud, it emboldens me, shows me what is possible
Whatever the fuck I want, whose going to top me?
they all have jobs now thanks to IDS
I get them but not all the time. Also they wear off after a while if you listen to the same piece.
First time I ever heard Vaughan Williams Lark Ascending I nearly fucking passed out but now I get nothing from it.
>First time I ever heard Vaughan Williams Lark Ascending I nearly fucking passed out but now I get nothing from it.
It depends on your mood, the time of day, etc
I also find it takes a while to warm up
But it's not about doing what the English language definines as "right" but instead doing something very, very, wrong
and if right and wrong are opposites then however bad one is at doing the right thing then they will be inversely talented in doing the wrong thing
>First time I ever heard Vaughan Williams Lark Ascending I nearly fucking passed out
i didn't grow up without one, he abused me on the daily up until i was 7 years old. Then my mum finally divorced him but he took my mum to court to try and gain custody of me but lost, the court still forced me to see him once every 2 weeks until I was 15 because apparently that's when I'm mature enough to make my own decision haha... I stopped talking to him when I was 13 and nothing ever happened after that.
Really wish I'd never met him desu, would've been much better.
Just wait til you find that odd song or album that you have to listen to on repeat over and over again - that shit is awesome when it happens. weed can help that as well, or other drugs. though if you think drugs are bad that's cool as well.
aside from that just enjoy whatever you listen to as background music :)
honestly im like 23 you've got a long while to go lad. try some new genres or something - the chill happens when it finds you, not when you find it