had a very banterous edition lined up
had done the captcha and everything
here is Manchester and the pennines seen from Liverpool Anglican Cathedral
A snitch nigga that's that shit I don't like
We'll be driving round your hood for the whole night
Three niggas in the whip, two on a bike
One fucking, we'll move to him on sight
On site, On sight
>have a friend whose a compulsive liar
>tells me all kinds of bizarre shit that he expects me to believe
>yesterday he tried to tell me that the north star is actually Venus and that escaped slaves would follow it to escape
>reveal my power level and school his ass on basic astronomy
>reminds me that he's doing a physics degree and that I'm a NEET, therefore he's right
two complete shitholes
Nice to see the EDL representing themselves in London lads. Where else would they do it but in a council flat haha
Back to back european champions
The Chinese are absolute degenerates desu
Hear about that 2 year old that got ran over and nobody helped her, then the one person who helped her got publicly shamed for it. And the thing were they use literal sewage to make cooking oil.
Picture from the centre of Nottingham, should be on our flag instead of robin hood to be honest
>go to my m8s house
>his mum starts telling me how she saw a clairvoyant
>she tells me how the clairvoyant knew she had a miscarriage 15 years ago and she claimed to have saw the ghost of the child next to my m8s mum
Fucking clairvoyants and mediums should be arrested, it's fucking abhorrent how they profiteer from people's grief, evil bastards.
>The Swedish doctor who kept a woman as a sex slave in a 'Fritzl-style' home-made bunker, had meticulously planned out the kidnapping, including buying a mask to disguise his victim as an elderly lady.
>The pair was meeting up for a second date in the woman's flat in central Stockholm on September 12, but instead the 38-year-old drugged, raped and kidnapped her, Swedish media reports.
>The doctor is accused of giving the woman chocolate-dipped strawberries, marking which of the berries he had laced with Rohypnol by drawing on the stem leaves.
>Upon arrival at the property he locked the woman in the prison-like bunker where he repeatedly raped her during six days in captivity.
>The man is believed to have built the 60 square meter bunker himself, with the purpose of keeping at least one person captive over a long period of time, starting five years ago.
>He also withdrew blood and took vaginal samples from the woman which he tested at a lab in his place of work, later confessing that he did this to ensure she did not have any STDs.
>The friend describes the 38-year-old as socially awkward but helpful and polite, but adds that he is 'almost too sharp, intellectually, for his own good'.
one of my fb friends unironically liked this fb photograph haha
That's just your opinion
I like how we call Doritos "Cool Original" instead of "Cool Ranch"
also they have about 200 different flavours of Doritos and what do we get? like, 5
but at least we have chilli heatwave and they don't - based flavour
Haha the current unilad owner made both unilad and the ladbible, the current ladbible owner bought it when it was still just those 'commandments' and turned it into unilad version 2.0 and now him and the unilad owner hate each other
neither of them are really related to 'lads' or 'banter' now, it's literally just any viral content.
I mean they were bad in the original incarnation, but at least they had a purpose. S M H
>have to pay £200/month to ride on a muslim-only underground train for 2 hours per day to get to my priso, i mean office cel, i mean building.
Poo out my willy and piss out my ass
smoking coke and sniffing grass
I'm not that evil lad, she really believed what she'd been told, I didn't want to argue with her about something so personal. I've tried to explain to my mate that ghosts and shit aren't real, but he won't have any of it and he gets really angry when you start making sense. I have another mate whose really smart, like he's going to be a doctor and he swears up and down that he's seen ghosts. Absolute mentalists.
>children that were given those toy motorbikes or cars
Literally always little terrors that invariably grow up to be delinquents. I suppose it's symptomatic of having shitty chav parents more than the bike itself.
*heavy techno beat plays in the background*
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
LADS LADS LADS LADS
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
LADS LADS LADS LADS
*beat continues even though this post has ended*
>I've tried to explain to my mate that ghosts and shit aren't real, but he won't have any of it and he gets really angry when you start making sense. I have another mate whose really smart, like he's going to be a doctor and he swears up and down that he's seen ghosts. Absolute mentalists.
>watching bizzaro rugby
>not just watching rugby
Is been smoking like 0.5g - 1g of sativa everyday for 2 years and my mind feels fucked at this point desu
Like it feels like the 4th wall to the universe has been destroyed and I'm seeing the inner workings of reality and it feels scary. Sometimes everything goes into hyper reality and that's when I really start thinking about how strange reality is. Like I'm walking around and everything is too real, it's fucking bizarre.
I have a very similar face to this man
I am not a pretty boy
my shirts cost more than a tenner though
I don't know lad, weed seems to turn even the most red pilled people into sjw faggots.
Take those Nazi twin singers from Therouxs doc, they started smoking weed and now they're nigger fuckers.
>tfw was diagnosed with a rare form of leukemia and the ''''''consultant oncologist'''''' wanted to give me chemotherapy or some other shite pushed by the big-pharma fat cats
>literally pulled up facebook on my phone and BTFO him with some cartoons about how weed cures cancer
jesus christ lad stop smoking weed so much, it's even worse when you quit cold turkey for a bit. the reality becomes almost like the film They Live where you notice the isms and schisms of actions and statements around the worlds and you start having vivid, almost angular fucked up dreams that pierce you. oh boy its fun
Sounds like a permo
mfw suffer from sleep paralysis
mfw dreamt that i was bum raped by ghosts once
mfw i actually enjoyed it
lol fucking normies and their conspicuous consumption
i have 20k spare and i don't own an ipad. i don't have an expensive watch. i begrudgingly bought an xperia z3 when my shit old htc broke down.
my family has never had more than 400 quid """spare"" is it even spare if its gonna be spent that week or the next anyway? 7 grand when a claim came through but that was soon spent, they don't have any sort of savings
I hate being poor scum sometimes
it's just a waste of money for something that will not work in 4 years time.
I bought a second hand laptop for £150, and it'll last probably another 7 years before I need to replace it, and can do everything a fucking iPad can do, plus more
before GF (August):
with GF (Now):
>have someone to spend my time with
>talk about anything and everything with her
>Sex on tap
>loads of new friends
Now tell me why you aren't trying to get a GF.
yes. go round a shopping centre on a saturday and find a normie who has just spent £250 on jeans and ask him what his credit card debt is. it's normal for them to be thousands under.
>He spends his time dreaming about eating American crisps
>He dares to call other humans plebs
It is cheaper to live in places no one wants to live rather than places do want to live? Fucking hell lad next you'll be saying Paris is more expensive and some rural province of France
I'm trying m8
I recognise the biggest barrier is talking to women/initiating conversation but a little part of me thinks that they will just fall from he sky and talk to me instead, and it's this little piece which overrides my common sense and discourages me from talking to women
plus I have low self-worth and believe I'm ugly even though I've had a few good-looking one night stands and two long-term semi-decent looking GFs
In 2009 when I was 13 and Minecraft was all the rage, my and my m8s unironically made a Minecraft lets play series
>one of my mates spawned in the world and got stuck in a furnace because the world wouldn't load properly, he literally stayed stuck for hours, he was playing counter strike but decided to stay in the chat
>I autism'd out and spent 10+ episodes making a huge mine, I said maybe 5 words per episode, those words were "I just found x amount of diamond"
>my m8 who was recording was just building random shit with the stone I had mined
>HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY AND ORIGINAL. LADS LOLOLOLOLOLOLL
>Get the fuck back to Reddit or /b/
>not on antidepressants
>plenty of the lads to go out and bants with
>always something to do
>doing well in studies
>life is alright
>self medicating for depression with alcohol
>there is a mutual hatred between her friends & I
>her tastes are boring now
>sex on tap
>less expendable income
And there we go, it's 4 o'clock. Another day which has disappeared beneath me without me even noticing. It terrifies me to think that time is only going to accelerate as I get older, especially considering I'm only 20 currently.
If you play Battlefield and any of the following apply to you, I hate you
>I throw incendiary grenades on armed objectives so they can't be disarmed
>I use the automatic shotgun
>I use any DMR
>I steal the helicopter and immediately crash it just to get on top of a high place
>I play Recon and I camp at the back of the map and end up with a whopping 10 - 2 k/d
>And there we go, it's 4 o'clock. Another day which has disappeared beneath me without me even noticing. It terrifies me to think that time is only going to accelerate as I get older, especially considering I'm only 20 currently.
>t. lanky twat who was always put in goals at school and was forced to use his leather trenchcoat as a goal post
>Now tell me why you aren't trying to get a GF.
Because I'm not any of the following things:
>he says on a shitposting general on an international shitposting board on weeb website originally made by a literal 15 year old
windows can only open a fraction
also you dont seem to understand this ground floor concept very well so ive done an illustration to help