KHAOULA THE KAT EDISHAAN
>t. alberto barbossa
obv fake, I hate arabic content on the internet for this shit
>open youtube homepage for any arabo-muslim country
>so much bullshit with millions of views, people don't even question it
>haha so fun :D
>open youtube homepage
>It is always US edition
>mfw non country
That's what I'd do anyway, can't even imagine what a Palistinian youtube would look like (well I can it will mostly be young children threatening Israel and 24H hamas propaganda)
You should see the Jordanian one, it is full of quranic miracles, bydlo music, and shit that will get you into heaven for likes
I didn't say I hated it, but US edition screams low IQ and shit taste
I just opened it to see what's on
>the today morning show pleb tier celebrity clips
>washington politics shit channel
>omg i am so nerdy and random channel
>some unknown musician new music
>but US edition screams low IQ and shit taste
oh you have no idea do you?
a little exemple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNB6U6uGvuQ&index=6&list=PLvZ70NrxiF59YqzPvyqZYxTaz5y8lgte-
Yeah, I used it a few times
It is a mix of arab bydlo music and mizrahi bydlo music and some tv show shit
>isnt Jordan secular tho?
Greatest meme to ever be sold after Iran is western
No country in MENA is secular, stop the meme already.
Westerners think that any Middle Easterners clean shaved and wearing a suit, or women not being stoned for showing their hair makes the country secular, in reality most have the same mental toilet up there.
hey any Persians or Afghans or any other central asians here.
We've got a Pakistani Brit in /desi/ telling us that Pakistanis are Persianate central Asian people, because of the Mughals, whereas we're saying you're just indian muslims, I was wondering what your opinion on this is?
I mean I'd if you look at the Indians who border Pakistanis (regardless of whether they're muslim or claim any central asian ancestry), they'll look more "persian" anyway, so I don't think that is fully correct.
Pakis are rapebabbies
>married a paki
Surely most of the population of Pakistan are ethnically deccan anyway, since we (the Brits) moved them in the partition? Exception would be Punjabi pakistanis and Pashtun and other tribes up in the north.
not the majority but an influential group of them are basically people from the gangetic plain yes.
yes exactly, so the ethnicities that populate pakistan and the regions of India that border it, are all pretty light skinned anyway.
I used to date this Algerian girl 2bh
It's not as strange as people think, but usually last very little time.
Difference between girls and boys.
Dumb things they do.
Things teachers say.
Things students do.
Politics, might be hard though.
Rappers, singers, movies.
Things your parents say.
A funny time with you and your friends but make it even funnier by adding pieces that make the story even more outrageous.
these are all pretty good topics tbqh, danks man
>politics, might be hard though
works surprisingly well in general if you shit on the right wing
might do a bit of those as well
Can someone say what does it mean? "Halamaan tasheur alainfijar taht qadmayk."
>I just live here
If you don't mingle with the indigenous communities, learn about their shamanism and natural spiritualism, and experience and ayahuasca ceremony you'll literally disappoint me
add a burning desire for mena qts and you've got me desu
To my North African brothers.
What kind of property could my small sum (£10,000 / 150,000DH / US$15,000 / EUR13,000) get me?
I kind of just want to move to my own apartment on the outskirts of a large town and see what happens.
Btw I'm back in England now. I was posting sometimes before using a VPN because m00t blocks French public wifi IPs and Moroccan ranges for reasons.
>how Islamic is morroco
Not really. We have salafists and the sort and we are "muslim" when you ask but people aren't really durka durka.
Even if they are atheists, they will never admit it. The only ones I know who admit this are Algerians in Morocco. I guess it is a cultural thing that there is a lot more stigmatism to admit it here than there. Anyone can confirm this?
Though those few Algerian (origin) Moroccans I have met in my life who have told this to me might have only told me because I am European Moroccan...
>Charger or portable battery
>alkyl nitrate (developed an addiction in the last few months, non sexual though)
>ID card (I get stopped and searched a lot)
>Travel authority for whatever city I am in (i.e. monthly transport pass etc)
>Money (if in countries where I don't have a bank account or Morocco because you can't pay for things without cash there mfw)
Yeah to buy.
I know. That's why I am throwing my hook absolutely everywhere.
Morocco is expensive AF however we have some government programmes where our wonderful king builds apartment blocks and you can buy apartments nearly at cost. Unfortunately this is abused, sometimes by whites who aren't even Moroccan. People buy the flats and then sell them next day for up to 5x the value.
These blocks are always on the edge of cities with poor transport links- they aren't poverty traps of horrible estates like the French ghettos... just appartments built in locations that will eventually be swallowed by the growing city in 10 years time..
confirmed for Maghrebian
I sleep with a butcher's knife under my bed. Sometimes Europeans see it and freak the fuck out haha. I can't carry it around though, I'd be arrested.
Depends on the country. In Spain I get stopped up to 10 times a day. For example in Los Barrios, Algeciras or La Linia I could be staying there with friends and only spend 2 or 3 hours outside the house (spending the daytime in the Colony Gibraltar) but get stopped four+ times and made to show my papers. It isn't a matter of showing my ID card or one of my EU passports though. They will detain me and shout at me for up to an hour each time.
I also get stopped by frontier police from the Eurotunnel a lot. They like to ask why I take frequent two day trips to Paris and Bxl. We all know why I do on here but I can't tell them the real reason :s
>finally got to watch a victroia flamel video
>she's annoying as fuck
Why /int/ had such a crush on her?
I'm trying to get my gun license. I don't live anywhere dangerous and don't really need it, but the subhumans I see sometimes when I go around make me want to reconsider it.
There's a real estate bubble here too, I'm expecting it to burst anytime now.
Everything is way too overpriced, people are buying shitty houses for what would land you a decent spot in Europe.
Do you know when you have that 90 year old woman in your family. She is so humble with life and loves her family. She is happy to be alive and with her family but she has also become content with the years she has had. If she hears the news that her time is here, she will be humble and not mind. She is not suicidal but happy and ready to depart when her time as come. That is me for the last few years.
I am so miserable here and happy in Morocco despite things like racism and potential violence I also experience there (mfw look white better not go to Fez). What happens happens I need to enjoy my life because I am already a quarter of a century old and I am just wasting my life. I am grateful for the opportunities I had to travel the world though. Those free days of my youth were the best in my life Alhamdulillah
>I'm trying to get my gun license. I don't live anywhere dangerous and don't really need it, but the subhumans I see sometimes when I go around make me want to reconsider it.
haah no. I understand what you mean. Those boys with nothing to lose and who are uncivil. Those who cry about how unfair life is and yet do not listen in class to better their lives. They prefer to complain about unfairness and lack of opportunity but not even listen in school - the opportunity they are given.
Just like an overpricing buble?
I don't think this is a thing in Morocco. I am not talking about those really expensive housing communities which are closed off, but appartment blocks directly on the street in Medinas.
Moroccan and a few European nationalities
I don't look like anything desu.
Sorry Alive. That isn't a nice thing to say for someone in a real dangerous situation on a daily basis, but.. Wullah this is how I feel. If you told me I had cancer today and I had a few months left I wouldn't really care. I'd just make sure I enjoy my last few months.
I-I don't think I am a sociopath :S
My situation makes it easier for me to do it.
For the average person they can only possess hunting shotguns, especially if they live in the mountains with dangerous boars and other animals, but most of the older generations (pre 60's) still have their arms from the war of revolution, both my grandfathers did.
>woke up at 4 PM
>had breakfast while my family had lunch
>played CS:Go with my sister
>feel bad cuz no gf
glad you're ok bruh
i think you must be looking like a typical isis member otherwise they have no reason to check your id that many times :^)
Well yes and no.
It depends on whether I have a tan or not, and also the style of my facial hair if any.
But I think because I have european hair I don't look NA.
Sometimes I can go to Morocco and EVERYONE thinks I am not Moroccan and other times the opposite is true.
The last time I was in Morocco (few days ago) in the south when I had my hood on everyone spoke to me in Arab whereas with my hood off everyone spoke to me in French or other EUropean languages.
I don't think I look like either Moroccan or European desu. I can see both features myself and so can many others, however most can't. They get too caught up on how white my skin is and it throws them off. I think if I blacked up for a day as a social experiment with a professional make up artist, everyone will think I am a Moroccan.
No I mean literal inbred subhumans with shit for brains. They can at any moment latch on to you, contaminate you with their filth and forever make you one of them (j'exagère quand même)
>i think you must be looking like a typical isis member otherwise they have no reason to check your id that many times :^)
Only when I have a really cute salafist beard :3
No but unfortunately those Arab jeans mean that if I don't trim my beard once a day it looks salafist, and I can't grow a nice beard like those qt Spanish boys tfw.
In reality though I had as much problems before 18months ago, which is when this I* stuff really gained momentum and when I didn't have a beard at all.
Also when I cross the Moroccan border, around 1/5 police will give me no problems, 3/5 will enquire about my british passport and think it is fake or a stolen passport (well I clearly can't speak Arabic, my Moroccan passport has a European place of birth and I speak English fluently with a British accent, idiots) and 1/5 will for some reason view my Moroccan passport with suspicion and corroborate the information against my ID card and check it thoroughly.
Oh but add to that that a lot bully me and laugh at me about being Moroccan and not speaking Arabic. TFW I am stuck with the stigmatism from my parents' actions
You can't lose what's already gone bro :D
Just saw this on Facebook
t. Algerians are black
Not all of us have a natural flair for nice shoes and jackets you!
I try but fail at fashion tfw.
>be two days ago
>Have £70 nice suede shoes, never worn
>always try to dress especially nice in Paris
>Think to myself, I should bring these shoes?
>Only light rain
>IMma do it
>no real rain but ground wet
>Water always splashes on front of shoes when I walk
>£70 shoes ruined mfw.
Imma stick to Primark from now on itt
Mashallah brother I might just fix you up with someone just to shut you up about this
What do you think of the grill who one ms Amazierie Morocco?
Also, that boy playing the keyboard is stunning oh my
Why does the camera always hide him behind the grill who is singing?
OK guys I'm getting dressed and oging out in a bit.
We all have weird fetishes, homofaggotory is just the fetish for sex with other men.
We are all united in being sick fucks
Why do arabs use so many emotes lads.
Every mena thread is like xDDDDD ._____. :333
Khalsoona ya faggots
Also how is the weather in your countries? Today was really hot witha nice breeze but usually its cold with some rain. Lots of snow on the mountains.
Freezing cold, spanning from -4 to -9
>t. literal semite
All celebrities like to visit here. Even Ronaldo comes for gay sex getaways.
Entry level Africa
Entry level Middle East
if you can't handle Morocco you're a fucking loser.
*Grr* forgot my new name >.<
>Books, pencils, etc (I'm in uni)
>Perfume (these rly small bottles tho, come rly handy)
>Moisturizing lotion for my hands
>Money (if I have any. lol jk)
> Breath mints or gum
>A book to read when I'm bored
That's the stuff I have in my backpack right now.. I carry it in case i need to use it
I guess it says I like to be prepared, because I do
haha oh almost forgot also my responsibility as a proud patriot to always rep for my glorios nashaan ^ ^
>Pakis don't look like Indians
>Pakis were literally Indians less than 80 years ago
What are you up to these days, I went to Gulmarg for few days and have some fun in cable cars and snow
Wow that looks so nice o__o I really wish I had some snow here
I always plan things in my head, i call it the imaginary list haha. So I try to time myself wisely.
Nothing on it tho yet -__-;
Privet s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ, i am Russia from Alexandr and i want to do autopsy on USA people (ノಠ ∩ಠ)ノ彡( o°o)
Also I can make wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiind.
*cups hand to mouth and blows raspberry in it. sounds like a gunshot*
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>Sargon calling ppl annoying
hmh o___o *tsk tsk* nuh uh
Jesus Christ you lot
I hope you all burn in hell (slowly)
Other Egyptian poster *hmph* <(-_____-)>
I really like you. I am serious here and I have said it all the time. I am always in DE/FR/BE. If you ever swim across here we should totally hang out.
I cancelled my plans. I went to Tesco instead and I will have coffee and cakes alone at home just how I like it.
I kekd so loud I tilted my head back and hit it against the wall.
But seriously I am probably identified as a risk by the goberment already. I'm going to Turkey soon and it is probably likely I won't be allowed to leave the UK when I reach the airport. It has happened to a lot of us here and in France already tfw.
I hope that attention whore isn't in this video
>white (blond) and arab in a relationship
fucking disgusting I hate these kinds of people.
>Homosexuality is caused by hormones during periods
>badly drawn circumcised penis
how does a good muslim girl even know what that looks like
>gay and proud t shirt
My acceptance in my home country will have nothing to do with stupid western propaganda
hahaha that name haha
stopped watching at 2:03 sry
Pregnancy* idk why I wrote that
>life is shit everywhere
I don't know man. sometimes I wonder if I am just a ball of negative energy but then I leave this backwards island and I am so happy everywhere else.. Fucking anglos,
100% chance you're some butthurt iraqi/yemeni diaspora brown mudskin
I can literally picture you shitposting in the hot weather of eilat while eating a falafel you fucking mizrahi fag
>we bully you because you're a shit.
I guess this desu
Everyone finds him pig ugly but I think he's not that bad.
In person he looks a lot different and a lot less white.
Also, I always wondered about this video, did they just go to the likes of Tetouan and Chefchaouen and pic white looking grills to make this video?]
>be me about a week ago
>Be in Marrakech
>meet with my local friends
>take a car with no plans but to drive out to the mountains
>stop off at berber towns etc, eat and such
>Sing arabic songs along the wya
>Sing Enty together in the car as we were speeding down the road
I missed out so much in life.
more than your average microsociety that's for sure
you're not qualified enough to be call it a disease or not,it's not exactly a matter of opinion
I do however understand where the selfhate is coming from,you think acting like an arab and crying about muh western proaganda will suddenly make you one of us(an arab that is)
Too bad it won't tho because you're neither arab nor english and you'll never be either btw
and that's fine tbf,like why do you feel the need to belong to any group?you shuld just bee yourself
I'm eating some home cooked dinner (for once) and want to watch a film. Something like POTC but not so long. Any suggestions?
I used to love watching films a few years ago. Especially foreign films but I never do these days and they just don't excite me.
>Microsoft says new processors will only work with Windows 10
>"Going forward, as new silicon generations are introduced, they will require the latest Windows platform at that time for support," Microsoft notes in a blog post published on Friday. "Windows 10 will be the only supported Windows platform on Intel's upcoming 'Kaby Lake' silicon, Qualcomm's upcoming '8996' silicon, and AMD's upcoming 'Bristol Ridge' silicon."
oh wow thanks
the last win10 i got was pre activated
and id rather not get the russian botnet
there is nothing wrong with win10 if ofc you block a long list of spy servers on your modem
disable auto updates
remove bloat apps
and delete cortana
also disable THE LITERAL KEY LOGGER
Post your local mosque (the one at walking distance from your place)
it was a bazaar or a school or a church or a hospital basically something other than a mosque before the ottos had it converted to one
not only that, all buildings that look like shit deserve to be bombed
>never been inside but looks spacious
iktf, there a really nice mosque not too far from me that foreigners come to visit, I can't really bother
>the Microsoft engineer at /g/ said its k
honestly you should get a desktop. everyone i know who games on a laptop eventually switched to a desktop after spending thousands of dollars on some un-upgradeable piece of already outdated hardware.
Three joos messaged me on a "dating" website/app today.
Joos are really attracted to me. Like crazy. Especially really sexy muscle guys from Israel
That's how I know you are not some kind of I* hunypot trap for me :3
We can use the tc room one time :D
And dw you can trust me you know this by now (just don't assume everyone posting with a brit flag is me)
Who is hijazi
Also you have to be careful w/ skype because you can get IP addresses and shit from it
How many years have we known each other for? I feel just before the M*rad shit kicked off.. so like 3?
I am shit with names and whose who you know this by now.
What is throwing me off is the rip bit. Did this guy leave or was he one of the few regulars on here who actually dieded/an herored
O BROTHERS, SUBHANALLAH, KAROCHE!
How are things in Khalifate?