This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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Which album are you listening to (don't bother responding if it's not Japanese).
I'm listening to Yoshio Machida - Hypernatural # 2
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Greetings Japan general people.
I am in need of your help.
Never in my ten years here on 4chan have I blogged about myself or wanted to not be anonymouse, but time has come where I must make an exception.
I am 30 years old and I have recently started looking for a girl to marry and have children with.
To be honest I am very much perfect and have traits both physical and mental that I like, except for one thing. I am 187cm tall and weigh around 100Kg of strong muscle and dense strong bones, am exceptionally sturdy and pretty fast for my constitution. My green-blue-grayish eyes can see very good and have helped me develop my intelligence further than I was supposed to based on my genetics. I have studied mechatronics and am very interested in electricity and everything that has anything to do with electricity and electronics.
I come from a long line of soldiers and farmers, all of which were Serbian orthodox Christians, I even have written proofs back to the 18th century.
My family were always medium land owners until the end of WW2 when communists confiscated most of our land and distributed it to their party members. Most of that land my family has bought back trough the years since than by sacrificing a lot. The problem we always had throughout our family history is that we, although seemingly perfect and outstanding in many ways, are very short lived. Average life expectancy for my family
members is around 57 years.
In short I have researched the subject of longevity and found out that Japanese, especially Japanese women live the longest on the planet. I am ready to compromise and settle for a not so perfect Japanese woman that has that trait of long life in her family genes. If you have acquaintances or friends that are willing to negotiate please do tell. I will be checking out these threads from now on on regular bases and you will be able to contact me here or summon me from lurking if needed.
ps. My favorite image I have from Japan.
I need to write a short essay on the "Affective Filter Hypothesis," which basically means that in a foreign language learning, one learns faster when he's strongly motivated.
What's your opinion on this?
It's actually a part of a bigger hypothesis, which consists of 4 other hypothesis.
The professor is asking for my opinion on it, but I can write nothing more than "it's trivially true."
I wish I could live that long.
And I agree it is shameful to live to long.
But I want to have the option to choose, not to be forced.
I have just finished typing it a few minutes ago. It didn't exist before except in my head.
Then I'll be needing to present a sample story or something to back it, right?
Maybe I should make up a fictitious individual who become perfectly bilingual in 3 months for having fallen in love with a foreigner.
Does そうでもしなければ mean "If they don't do even that" or "If they don't something like that"? Is it でも as in "even" or でも as in like お茶でも飲まないか?
So I have just started reading AIKI, a manga that's centered around the martial art Aikido and it just blew my mind.
Aikido is incredible. I just can't words how strong it is. It basically works by absorbing the entire force of an object and redirecting it. It would be, for example, be possible to crush an elephant with it's own weight when it steps on you, or deflecting a rocket. I did some research and found out it was invented by an ancient japanese physics professor and utilizes the laws of nature and philosophy to bring down it's opponents. If it wouldn't be for the defensive mentality of Aikido practioners, I am sure they would rule over Japan by now.
So, what do you think about Aikido /int/? Anyone mastered this ancient art and experienced it's power?
I've been told you can get the black belt quite fast in Aikido.
I don't think no one can become able to "absorb the entire force of an object and redirect it," at least in a short term.
seriously my friends dad is a master of many martial arts- Taekwondo, Kendo, Sudoku, Go... you wouldn't, no, COULDNT believe your eyes.
He always told me his true power was due to his learning of aikido(he has a black belt but doesn't consider himself a master of the true art, as everyone is a student forever in Aikido). With Aikido, he can end conflicts without hurting anyone, by redirecting their own energy into a armlock or trip that is inescapable(because how can u beat yourselff...?) and he just asks the defeated person if they have calmed down before he lets them go... very beautiful martial arts, aikido is. They say you can even reverse direction of an entire car if you know how...
But it's the Japanese women who're having a difficult time finding future husbands.
I don't mind those financially stable Japanese women race mixing with some gaijin and improve the standard of the Japanese physique a little.
IT'S OVER, IT'S ALL OVER
EVERYONE GO HOME
THE GERMANS HAVE WON
THE GERMANS HAVE FUCKING WON...AGAIN