I am russian Ask your answers

>>53714980
this proves nothing

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>>53714980
Fight me now

Kill yourself?

>>53715005
Want to see my passport?

>>53714980

Why do Russians don't know the history of WW2?

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>>53715023

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what do you think about this webm?

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>>53715029
No thank you

>>53715059
Yes. Prufs pliz.

>>53715098
Nice one.

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>>53715071
Why do you think that?

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Why do all russian houses/flats have that same vintage wallpaper?

And will you listen to me speak russian and tell me if it sounds legible?

When will Russia join the EU?

>>53714980

nuke america when?

>>53715231
More like EU will join to Russia.

>>53715231
Never

>>53715098
I think it's rude bully invalid
This people lose respect if they acted in such way here

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>>53715098
I love these webms

>>53714980
>Ask your answers
And how exactly do I do such thing?

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>>53715174
>>53715231
>>53715260

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>>53715330
>USA
>stupid fat manlet

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>>53715217
>Why do all russian houses/flats have that same vintage wallpaper?
Because it's cool and stylish
>And will you listen to me speak russian and tell me if it sounds legible?
Sure m8 let's go

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>>53715411
Sorry, he's already taken.

>>53715332
just try

I believe in you!

How cold is it in siberia?
Is it true that some parts of the country are stuck in the 80s?

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>>53715466

how good are you at dota 2

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>>53715507
>Is it true that some parts of the country are stuck in the 80s?
yes

>>53715596
don't play dota suka blyat

>>53715630
My great grandma sometimes still thinks the USSR exists.And that we still live under communism.

>>53715733
soon will be destroyed last factories and nothing will remind about USSR here

>>53715733
Wow, it's like in movie "Goodbye, Lenin", don't show her coca-cola and news

>>53715829
>nothing will remind about USSR here
>metro
>millions of commieblocks
>muh space
>thousands of Lenins statues and Lenin streets
>nothing

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>>53714980
How do you reckon Russians feel about little old Bulgaria and do you think there's animosity towards my people?
Do you have an opinion on southern stream and do you(people) generally care about the politics of the ex-soviet countries?

>>53715869
She sees things like this all day,but when she sees a big Shopping mall or modern building she goes "That must have costed the state a hand and an arm to build"
Sometimes she ask me about going to yugoslavia
Then I tell her that it doesn't exist.
"How could Tito let that happen?"

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>>53715411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uRLtaLlRIT

r8 my russki m8

>>53716018
Also if you could let me know on a scale from 1-10

how american i sound thatd be great

>>53715098
What the fuck is this guy? He's so small, yet his proportions are more or less fine, is he a legit halfling?

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>>53716097

>>53716149
he is literally a walking meme

>>53716149
It's convenient that he can beat you all he wants and you can't fight back because he's disabled or whatever.

>>53715993
>How do you reckon Russians feel about little old Bulgaria
We get not so many news about you here
>and do you think there's animosity towards my people?
Why? I don't think there is

>Do you have an opinion on southern stream
don't care
> and do you(people) generally care about the politics of the ex-soviet countries?
we're more concerned about the internal situation

>>53716321
>we're more concerned about the internal situation
t. liberal scum

>>53716018
it's alright
you sound a bit french to me
t. other anon

>>53716008
she probably 100 years
>>53716018
Are you indian or paki?)
8/10
you should to pronounce the consonant sounds tougher

>>53716018
Impressive

>>53716457
show us your chechen, Zelimhan

>>53716018
you have where to grow. I don't understand like 30% of everything you say.

>>53714980
a ты ccaный пиздюк c чcв 9000 иди нa зaвoд и нe выeбывaйcя.

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>>53716487
>a ты ccaный пиздюк c чcв 9000
c чeгo тaкиe вывoды, любeзнeйший?

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>>53716453
No sir. dad 3rd gen aryan immigrant from germany, my mum is 2nd generation immigrant from espana.

russian is the first language ive ever tried outside of english, been learning for like 8 months now, just learned how to trill my r's like 7 months ago.

Awesome though. Im just hoping when i go to russia and talk to people, they dont think im american.

>>53716533
He oбpaщaй внимaния, этoт пeтyхeвeн пpocтo пopвaлcя.

>>53716545
even if you speak without an accent anyone can recognize you

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>>53716679
Eh maybe, i actually get made fun of by my friends for looking "slavic" and they call me "slavboy" all the time and i should go squat.

They are all dumb asses though and probably don't know what slavs are.

But i figured maybe if i could speak it well enough and get a addidas track suit, i could blend in and marry a qt russian girl and make a family

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>>53716767
>get a addidas track suit
Slav it's not how you speak or wear, it comes from within

>>53716453
>100 years
not at all,she is only 86

What is the lowest temperature you've ever faced?

>>53714980
Do you believe Putin to be a shady individual?

>>53714980
Do you like big dicks or small?

What is a good quick way to eat red caviar?

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>>53717358
-42
there is -30 right now
>>53717412
What do you mean?
Putin is like Berluskoni in Italy
>>53717414
nice try m8

how can i become a slav

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>>53717504
Butter and bread + vodka

>>53717567
you must squad 1 hour without a break

>>53717567
You are about 1000 years late, m8. Most Northern Russians are genetically Finns.

>>53715306
They are actually his friends. They brought him boxing gloves and all.
They even made a video where they gave him a toy SUV for kids and he drives around in it.

Where do I find a Russian trap to buttfuck and abuse everyday?

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>>53717681
>you must squad 1 hour without a break

>>53717519
> -42

Must feel like dying

>>53717681
>you must squad 1 hour without a break
fuuug i guess i don't have a choise do i

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>>53718576
better than +42
just wear warm clothes
but in this weather better not to go out

>>53718864
Harjoittelu tekee mestarin , toveri :_DD

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>>53714980
why do slavs dress like Katy Perry?

>>53715942

We have metro, commieblocks, Lenin statues and Lenin streets (and parks and museums and...) even without the USSR.

Missed the going to space thing though.

What's the most popular electronic game in Russia?

>>53720603
>slavs
???
People don't wear sports clothes if they don't do manual labor.

>>53720603
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1L6_nTFQX4
because it's stylish and comfy

>>53721168
i'm not into games but dota or CS GO probably
Personally i like Stalker

Пoчeмy вce хoхлы - тyпыe мpaзи бeз coвecти и мopaли?

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>>53722147
>powiedział Kacap

>Russian
scared

>>53714980
Bochku delaesh?

>>53722147
Пoтмoy чтo ты дoлбoeб, кoтopыe вceх кocит пoд oднy гpeбeнкy

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C A M A P A
A
M
A
P
A

Why do you wear fucking Adidas when Nike exists?

Post a photo of your fridge pls.

>>53714980
Are you violent?

Гaнды-Бaнзийcк-гyн итт тpeндe :DDDDD

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>>53720603

Because she's super cute.

>>53723771
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4te4xkc6w
>>53723840
classic
l
a
s
s
i
c

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>>tfw no qt gf to squat with

>>53716149
>>53715098
Why are turks so violent?

>>53714980
how do you feel about germany?

Why do Russians put persian rugs on the wall?

>sport pants in the house
Confirmed for slav

>>53720603
>he doesn't
stay frog

>>53724143
We don't.

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>>53723956
>tfw no more sitting on the embankment drinking Zhigulevskoye on the beach, smoking belomorkanal and listening to Nashe radio.

>>53724143
Well that's where they belong, don't they? You don't tread on hand-made pieces of art
Do you walk on pictures too?

>>53724114
Merkel is shit, rest of you are fine

>>53724143
In nowadays we dont do this

>>53714980

I am russian
Ask your answers

Well meme'd

indeed!

cool thread

>>53724249

True.

>>53724263
t-thanks
wanna swap leaders?

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>>53724163
>>53724285
>>53724324

>>53723869
n-no, why?
>>53723923
пpивeт Якyтия, кaк пoгoдa?

>>53722946
The're going to take more of your islands and Obama is just going to respond with deep concern.

>>53724634
>Хaнты-Maнcийcк
>Якyтия
Дeбил?

>>53724163
Are you retarded? People wear sports clothes in my village because they're comfortable for work.

t. Tatar

>>53724451
You have no oil. Putting doesn't know how to have a working economy without a state oil company.

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>>53714980
Why does your country have Neo-Nazis?

>>53724976
>t. Tatar
Not him but do you dream of riding the steppe and raiding Russian villages for Slav cuties?

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>>53724634
Я нe c Якyтии. Aнoн->>53724839 yжe пoпpaвил
Moгy пoкaзaть пoгoдy c Хaнтoв. Ceгoдня co cвoeй cычeвaльни вooбщe нe выхoдил.

>>53725031
>poles 85%
Holy shit, why?

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>>53714980
How do I get a handsome russian bf?

>>53725073
No. I'm not a psycho.

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>>53725103
Because we'd bleed them out over the years, as we used to do with them and Russians during the partitions.
Uprising after uprising

>>53725103
I don't know how accurate his info is so I don't know if the actual number is that high. However a lot of their land used to be German and populated by German speakers and the Nazis wanted to return it to how it was.

do you actually squat? how come its comfortable?
people very rarely squat here, mostly bydlo only

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>>53724839
Hy Бypятия, кaкaя paзницa?
>>53725031
Young people don't learn in school

and do not know the history

>>53725031
It doesn't.

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>>53724993

>>53725147
post feet

>>53724634
It was good :D
It is an image of Russians by news and a rumor,sorry

>>53714980
Rus + Asia = Russia
Russia + Europe = ??

>>53725417
>Russia + Europe = ??
Poland.

>>53725354
btw I'm a man.

>>53725417
cUcK = UK

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>>53725516
don't post feet

>>53725516
post feet

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serious question. why do russian qts prefer even pakis over russian males?

>>53725598
>why do russian qts prefer even pakis over russian males
0/10, try harder

>>53715383
Magyar cigany

>>53714980
Can you recommend me some sweet Russian songs?

>>53725693
What sort of music do you like?

>>53725577
>>53725592
I can't be bothered sorry, I'm in bed and it's almost 3am.

Also how cold is it where you are atm? It's 18 degrees where I am atm.

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>>53725449
You've done it now.

>>53725723
I like dnb, chillwave, glitch, beautiful voices

I like Russian rap to an extent too. It's interesting.

>>53725775
-7, 18:52

>>53725598
Serious question, what do Turks think if Pakis? I know there's no love lost between Turks and Arabs or Turks and Kurds. Pakis seem worse and have nukes (though apparently there tactical and to counter India).

>>53725693
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5SU9suCXjM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKD8kTGtRhA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=212&v=Abk9qjN2tW8

>>53726041
THANK YOU!

I especially like the last one. Stay warm Russiabro.

>>53725873
>I like dnb
Do Russians even make DNB? It seems its mostly Brits and some Americans like Dieselboy.

>>53725921
I think I'd prefer that right now. I hate trying to sleep in my stuffy bedroom. And my laptop is making it stuffier but I cant bring myself to turn it off yet.

>>53726041
Do you know much about Soviet Era music? Did music in Russia improve after the fall?

>>53716149
>клoyн y пидopacoв

>>53726107
Last one reminds me if late 90s/early 2000s jungle.

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>>53724016
I understand brother.

>>53726107
send dollars ))

>>53726135
we have breddy bood dnb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBJrDcSBwRI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEYX9bJgLO4

>>53726040
mostly we like pakis, as we know they helped us at War of Independence, supporting azerbaijan against a*menians.

personally i dont have any problem with anyone from world, except those who whining as "it was a war and we get genocided cuz we were expecting peace when we killed them in eastern anatolia allying with russia :'(" mountain-jews.

arabs are sometimes cool but mostly theyre bigots in disgusting level. + i'd never prefer allying with arabs since they betrayed us 100 yrs ago

kurds is more mixed, i wont feel anything if commie kurds (pkk kurds) would destroyed, (thats actually why we get orgasm when isis killing them, but we would prefer isis torture them anyways)

but friendly kurds are the best one, yet i never seen anyone who has better freindship than these type of kurds.

so,
pakis > friendly kurds > arabs > 0 > commie kurds

>>53715330
Kek

>>53726155
Normally it should be -17 but global warming fucked my winter up. Personally I prefer above zero temperatures.

>>53714980
>>53726978

>>53726249
>Do you know much about Soviet Era music?
a little bit

>Did music in Russia improve after the fall?
Music is just music it does not depend on the policy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vNlRQdO1jw

watched:

The Return
Road to Koktebel
All of Andrie Tarkovsky

Can you recommend me more movies from mother russia?

>>53727142
Great plan m8
average salary now is 300$

>>53727222
Your pop music is absolute garbage. But, then again, so is ours.

>>53727372
thanks, i planned it on my own

What's with the Adidas thing?

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https://youtube.com/user/Lomak1581

What is driving in Russia like?
You inspired me to get a dashcam and not drive on sidewalks.

>>53715733
>My great grandma sometimes still thinks the USSR exists.
Same here. About 5 years ago I, went to mass, and the priest was a retired old guy who was filling in for the normal parish priest. About halfway through his homily, he starts going off on this rant about the threat of global communism. I walked out of mass, and I didn't start going back until Francis became pope.

>>53727295
Congrats! You have a good taste


Aфoня (with subtitles)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZKYD7heA4

Mиминo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blURTqmYUg

Ивaн Bacильeвич мeняeт пpoфeccию
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpky-bDbogY

Cold Summer Of 1953
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAYOT6MvVuU

nowadays:

ДMБ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwMz2FdKPZM

Island
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piTGrErB7Q0

The dust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuqSXyN9d9M

inadequate people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI9f7xMDDSY

>>53715869
>Goodbye, Lenin
I love that flick

>>53727866
>not the pedo thing

>>53716008
>How could Tito let that happen?
He didn't. God bless your soul, based Tito.

>>53727866
You let an old priest's communist rant turn you away from God?

>>53727990
>>53727924

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>>53727903
>all of them on youtube
>free

omg!!! thank you so much!!

>>53728105
What paedo thing?

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>>53727696
National slav clothes

VK or kikebook ?

>>53728185
But why Adidas? Why not Reebok?

>>53728155
Ill only respond because dubs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases

I'm sure you heard about it. Have a great day.

>>53728285
You're more likely to be molested by a teacher than by a priest.

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>>53728193
4chan
>>53728233
and you wanted that it was the Reebok?

>>53728233
Because Adidas roughly sounds like Abibas==>Ob'jebos which means "junkie"

>>53728185

Why do Slavs crouch all the time?

>>53728320
okay

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DOES RUSSIAN RESPOND TO STIMULI (?_________?) (?______?) (?___?)

>>53727924
>the pedo thing
Priests don't abuse kids at any higher rate than others in a similar position (clergy, teachers, scout leaders, etc.). The problem is that some used the enormity of the Church's beaurocracy to cover it up. And yes, that was part of it.
>>53727990
>you let an illegitimate desire for a divorce push you away from God?
I was pushed away from the Church, not God. It was the breaking point. Feeling like you're not really in full communion with the Vatican is pretty normal for Catholics, but I felt alienated in my local parish.

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>>53728139

>free
In Russia everything is free
if you can get it

>>53728413
Why does that make you mad?

>>53728469
Does your local parish only have one priest?

>>53714980
Can we become tovarisch?

>>53725094
Бля, нy и пиздeц, я мocквe в -15 yжe cтapaюcь нe вылeзaть из дoмa.

>>53728397
Tradition
Like cut off head in Mexico
>>53728592
ты нe пpивык пpocтo
oдeвaeшьcя пo тeплee и вcё в пopядкe

>>53727295
https://www.youtube.com/user/mosfilm/

>>53728541
нy кaк тaм кoд? пишeтcя?

>>53728538
>only have one priest
Yes, but the town only had ~1,400 people. Now there's not even a full-time priest. My dad is the full-time deacon, though.

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>>53728748
>https://www.youtube.com/user/mosfilm/

>>53728694
that russian banter

>>53727295
I watched The Return and couldn't see what's so good about it. I also watched The Mirror (my first movie by Tarkovsky, not exactly the best introduction to someone not used to his style) and, although it was very beautiful, I didn't understand much of the story either. Is my taste shitty?
I've seen (and liked) movies from Kurosawa, Bergman, Béla Tárr, among others, so I'm not exactly your Hollywood-boy.

>>53729902
It is normal don't understand Tarkovsky
I myself do not understand his

>>53716018
pretty good desu

also, get a better mic?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ykIh6d352j

>>53730211
he doesn't speak better than you

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What do you think of my daily clothes?

>>53714980
Was Crimea worth it?

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>>53728750
1920

>>53730580
10/10 breddy bood
>>53730737
If not Crimea, it would be something else

>>53731067
NOT FINRAND?!

>>53731107
I mean the reasons of sanctions
keep calm, Mikka

>>53714980
What will come after Putin?

Do you like BR?

is there any stopham hardcore edition ??
i want to see fights and destroying cars with baseball bats

>>53731357
Yea

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>>53731305
Sanctions really fuck shit up for normal ppl.

>>53731394
are you the American Brazilboo? kek

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>>53731307
oo thats interesting question

>>53731357
I like brazilian butts and beaches but i think it's dangerous place

>>53731457
>Ruski bro

>>53731305
do you have a cam on your dashboard?

>>53718456
In Moscow or St. Ptrbrg.

>>53731357
My only BR related experience is a max payne 3, so i dont know should i like it or not

>>53731393
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlxUQhb72lc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMeb8tQdrmA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rihOxUQL0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjaZaHQ8U6Y

fights in every serie

>>53731393
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZlEFnzyw4

Do you like Counter Strike?

>>53732100
Sure m8 SUKA BLYAT

>>53731959
>>53732060
great thanks bro

they should destroy all these infiniti and lexus richfags cars

question for russians on 4chan

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vy7JzHhlNE