You wake up in the Netherlands, what do?
Enjoy the lovely dutch highschool life :^)
Return the Royal Charles and I'll stop bullying you
... please return it
>wake up with your local mosque announcing fajr prayers
>step outside of the closet your renting for 5000 """"""imperial"''""" credits
>try to brush your teeth
>toothbrush gets caught between the uneven spaces of your mouth
>fat albert and jojo, your roommates in the closet, start moaning as they are disturbed from their slumber
>muuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh NHHHHHHHSSSSSS fat albert moans
>open faucet to make a brew
>shitwater comes out
>brown as tea already
>complain about it on the internet
>Mama May reads about your dissident remarks in the daily board meeting
>calls up fat albert to sit on you after gouging on cheeky nandos
>be trapped under a fat englishman with shit teeth who's farts smell like curry, with shit-for-water tea as your only form of sustenance
>G-God bless da queen
i've read an article about life of holland by half-dutch french and south korean mixed girl. her dad is south korean and her mom is french-dutch. her boyfriend is swedish-dutch. by the way.
wow that video was one of the most disturbing things i've ever seen, if that was supposed to be some tourism advertisement it made me want to throw up not go to your swampland. And I just had to wine and dine some Dutch clients and I made sure they had Heineken. You guys are disgusting.
>and I made sure they had Heineken
That's a little harsh, even for someone who hates the Dutch
Explore wherever I wake up. Take a train back to Belgium in the evening.
There was actually one time where (half of) Germany, France and the UK attacked us at the same time.
And only the French managed to win, until we stopped them at the Waterlines.
But you had the disadvantage of having to come on boat, while we pretty much went all out with our navy.
>tfw I miss Brummie
That sad cunt really didn't get it, but at least he was a sweetheart.
>Be only Muslim high school in the country
>Get closed for exam-fraud
>Get taken over by Christian school-group
>Only Muslim high school in country is now generic Christian high school
That was a hilarious scandal to be honest..
>and I made sure they had Heineken.
Kek. Why do Americans do this?
>YO lad, I herd u were Dutch so here's the most generic beer from your country
Do you expect people to have Budweiser or Coors Light when you go for drinks in Europe too?
>Americans in charge of not falling over
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people.. How hard can it be?
>1. Get on bike
>2. Pedal to gain speed
>3. Do not fall over or off
>4. Do not ride into shit
Literally all there is to it..
>Pro BMX riders still wear helmets because even they aren't immune to accidents.
Is this bait? I can never tell with American flags... There's a difference between BMX competitions and riding to school or the shops m8.
>all these retards
Would you ride in a car without a seat belt? No? Then you shouldn't ride bike without a helmet. All it takes is a tiny lapse in judgment, or an unseen rock, and bam, you fly over the handle bars and suddenly you have to eat through a straw for the rest of your life. Head injuries are no joke and if the Dutch are that fucking cocky with their own lives they deserve the what they get. Fuck you, fuck your swampland, and fuck your helmetless heads.
Contrary to common memes there's is a near 0 percent chance that I will get shot walking outside, there is a significantly higher chance that I could die or be injured while riding a bike.
>Would you ride in a car without a seat belt? No?
>Then you shouldn't ride bike without a helmet.
Not even in the same catagory..
>All it takes is a tiny lapse in judgment, or an unseen rock, and bam, you fly over the handle bars
It really doesn't though. Maybe if you're an American, but not if you can actually ride a fucking bike.
> and suddenly you have to eat through a straw for the rest of your life.
Literally how are you going to faceplant so hard that you permanently destroy your jaw and/or teeth?
>Head injuries are no joke and if the Dutch are that fucking cocky with their own lives they deserve the what they get.
Kek, even my grandmother doesn't wear a helmet on a bike at almost 90. I'm still not sure if this is bait, or if you people are just scared of life.
>Fuck you, fuck your swampland, and fuck your helmetless heads.
Did you by chance happen to have fallen on your head as a child, anon?
Helmets render bikes fucking impractical btw. Instead of just dumping your bike like pic related and being done, now you have to drag around or lock away a helmet. Utterly shit tier..
What are they fucking teaching in Finnish schools?! Do seat belts dramatically increase traffic accidents? What about airbags? There is literally no statistical downside to wearing a helmet.
>but you should wear a seat belt in either situation.
Because in either situation it's quite likely you'll reach speeds in excess of 30 miles an hour.. On a bike, not so much.
>Contrary to common memes there's is a near 0 percent chance that I will get shot walking outside
Similar to the chance of Dutch people being injured on bikes then? Are Americans really unable to navigate traffic without catastrophic accidents? I know you infrastructure is shit for bikes, but surely you're not all actually retarded, right?
I'm not sure about that, but I do know that the overall distance travelled by bike would dramatically decrease, having an overall negative effect on health, environment and traffic congestion..
I'm Dutch I just live here
It's very commonplace to not wear a helmet when riding a bike, when we suddenly start wearing helmets the acceptability of taking risks increases leading people to take even higher risks.
Dutch cyclists use common sense to stay safe, common sense is way more valuable than some fabricated failsafe
>There is literally no statistical downside to wearing a helmet.
Did you even look into this before you posted? I doubt it...
>I shouldn't blame you though your head has problems hit the pavement one too many times for you to think logically.
I have literally never hit my head on the pavement while riding a bike in 20+ years of riding them at least weekly.. And I'm still wondering if this is bait or if you really believe riding a bike is this dangerous.
People without air bags and seat belts tend to drive more carefully. Cyclists with helmets tend to take bigger risks, and cars take bigger risks with them...
>Simple solution, don't be a retard,
That applies to riding bikes without helmets too.. There's really no valid excuse for killing yourself on a bike just because you didn't have a helmet. Not even if you're an American.
I was in the Netherlands last year, dated a girl from the Netherlands for a year who was an exchange student and my current gf lives in the Netherlands too
How does it feel that your womyn are getting cucked by an Aussie Kanker negers?
>Common sense won't fucking protect you from an accident at a blind curve,
Yeah, it will. Who the fuck crosses into blind curves blindly?
>or ome caused by wet weather, a helmet will.
What kind of bike related crashes do wet weather cause, anon?
> What is so fucking hard to understand about this?!
What is so hard to understand about the fact that you don't need a helmet as long as you don't fall off of your fucking bike... Which, really, is a lot less hard than you make it seem.
Nah m8, no helmet laws in my state, I just prefer to not have my skull cracked if I go down in the street. What's it like living in a third world shithole where basic saftey devices arent in common use?
>How does it feel that your womyn are getting cucked by an Aussie Kanker negers?
>What's it like living in a third world shithole where basic saftey devices arent in common use?
Said the American
Do you not have other cyclist on your roads? Are they all fucking immaculately maintained 24/7? If not then your still at risk of going down, and if you go down without helmet, even at moderate speed, you can be seriously hurt.
>Would you ride in a car without a seat belt?
Cars can go max 120 km/h on the roads.Unless you're biking for sport, bikes go roughly 20-30 km/h max. Thats a big difference.
And how the fuck are supposed to be scarred for life when you're not wearing a helmet. Unless you get hit by a car the worst you can generally get is a broken bone, which will heal in a few months. Accidents worse than that are as rare as getting hit by lightning.
What the fuck man. You'll trade the organized, with avaliable prostitutes, weed (dude lmao), beautiful organized clean cities and to be near major and beautiful cities in europe for... What exactly? If you don't enjoy your life there, being an american will do nothing for you mate.
>American pilots never wore them because the higher ups—who had never flown themselves before—believed that these devices would make a pilot likely to jump out at the first hint of danger. Too many planes would be lost.
Bicycles are an integral part of dutch culture especially in the city, chideren get spartan like training from a young age when they have to dodge people with bicycles on the streets to survive.
Yes it is, you fucking disphit, you're going significantly faster and you're higher up. If you trip while walking you have a chance of cathing yourself with your arms, you you lose balance by cycling you're going down hard on the ground.
Annually, we have 190 deaths related to cycling incidents, more than half of those being people older than 55. People are practically born on a bicycle here, and learning to ride one is part of everyone's childhood. People know when to be more careful and how to avoid dangerous situations. You even get a bicycle exam in most schools.
Research has shown that the wearing of helmets only works counterproductive, among other things people who wear helmets get more frequently into accidents than those who don't.
But I guess all these papers are incorrect; Americans have a much better view of Holland and its bicycle culture than we could ever have
I can't believe you stupid fucks think a bike accident always ends up fatal.
Bike to pedestrian -> some scratches, some pain
Bike to bike -> some scratches, little pain
Car to bike -> In most cases a total loss bike and pain.
Unless a bike is hit by a car at high speed (+- 45+ km/h), there's no such thing as "fatal".
>Hollanders die Carnavalsmuziek maken
>Hollanders die Carnaval komen vieren
S T O P
>tfw all the shit water being poured out from london goes into dutch shores
>the current year
>ruled by a nigger
You are third world
>American telling Dutch people to wear helmets because it is safer
>Dutch people telling Americans to have gun control because it is safer
Find the differences
Where else will they get lunch? Their crack addict mother, their non-existant birth father, or their abusive temporary father figure that just fucks and pimps their mothers? MAYBE if they have a grandparent around they can afford to learn the streets and be fed at home. Maybe.