You wake up in the Netherlands, what do? https://www.youtub

dude

>>53713851
fug qts

>>53713851
I buy a train ticket and I go back home

Rape.

shitpost on /int/

>>53713851
I kill myself the moment I wake up.

>>53713905
ditto

>>53713851
Fap

>>53713851
holy shit that's like 80 fucking pounds of cheese

Go to Schiphol and fly home

>>53714000
PLEASE stay

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>dat video
The Dutch are the worst people on the planet

>>53713927
>pooland
>government raping the people
t. Adalbert Wyacheslaj Barbosa

turn 360 degrees and stay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s

>>53714027
>brits calling anything boring

literally triggered because our flag is toothpaste

>>53713905
>>53713947
Mijn nikkers

Weed and hookers.

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>>53713851
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>53714078
I didn't give you permission to reply to me, Dutch

>>53714027
>>53714130
We took your throne, we'll take it again kankerhomo

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>>53713851

Enjoy the lovely dutch highschool life :^)

>>53714162
Please don't remove our monarchs, we spent a lot of time and effort infiltrating them.

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>>53714162
Return the Royal Charles and I'll stop bullying you

... please return it

>>53714215
>england.jpg

>>53714130
>be Brit
>wake up with your local mosque announcing fajr prayers
>step outside of the closet your renting for 5000 """"""imperial"''""" credits
>try to brush your teeth
>toothbrush gets caught between the uneven spaces of your mouth
>fat albert and jojo, your roommates in the closet, start moaning as they are disturbed from their slumber
>muuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh NHHHHHHHSSSSSS fat albert moans
>open faucet to make a brew
>shitwater comes out
>brown as tea already
>complain about it on the internet
>Mama May reads about your dissident remarks in the daily board meeting
>calls up fat albert to sit on you after gouging on cheeky nandos
>be trapped under a fat englishman with shit teeth who's farts smell like curry, with shit-for-water tea as your only form of sustenance
>G-God bless da queen

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>>53714335

Get culturally enriched.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU0iDurScRU

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Go bike riding.

>>53713875

>implying any woman on earth would voluntarily have sex with an Indian

Be sad that I didn't die in my sleep desu

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Smoke a whole lot of weed to be quite honest.

>>53713851

i've read an article about life of holland by half-dutch french and south korean mixed girl. her dad is south korean and her mom is french-dutch. her boyfriend is swedish-dutch. by the way.

>>53713851
Is this the guy that played Beetlejuice?

>>53714548
>le delusional white, interracial relationship expert

>>53714548
He didn't say anything about it being voluntary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgc5ShdUBI4

>>53714232
We kick lizzy out for willy who's more German than lizzy.

>>53714685
Zelfs een ezel..

>>53714603

Most Indians are just ugly, I'm sorry but its the truth. They also always seem to have entirely misplaced confidence, something that you seem to share

>>53714648

True.

integrate into society :^)

>>53713851
>Tfw my naval career isn't like this

wow that video was one of the most disturbing things i've ever seen, if that was supposed to be some tourism advertisement it made me want to throw up not go to your swampland. And I just had to wine and dine some Dutch clients and I made sure they had Heineken. You guys are disgusting.

eat pannekoeken
stea- ride a bike
dig holes in beach

>>53714859
What are you even talking about.

Smoke t3h $$$weed$$$

>>53713851
>be moroccan

ew, no

>>53714072
Cool beans, brother

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>>53714859
>and I made sure they had Heineken
That's a little harsh, even for someone who hates the Dutch

> you think "why didn't Germany ever annex Netherlands"
> you realize they've never wanted it.

what a shit show

>>53715104
They actually lost all wars where they tried. Just like the Britbongs.

It's that time of year again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBjirDbInmQ

be a cunt in videogames and football

>>53715127
We weren't trying to annex you it was merely banter

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Explore wherever I wake up. Take a train back to Belgium in the evening.

>>53715227
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560614/The-1688-invasion-Britain-thats-erased-history.html

top notch bants

>>53715227
There was actually one time where (half of) Germany, France and the UK attacked us at the same time.
And only the French managed to win, until we stopped them at the Waterlines.

But you had the disadvantage of having to come on boat, while we pretty much went all out with our navy.

Go to the airport and come home as fast as I can.

>>53714335
>not burning the mosque
>not getting braces
>not using waterfilters
>not fatshaming albert
0/10 not british

>>53713851
kanker man heb geen zin in carnaval

>>53715491
Found the nigger

>>53714516
Why do none of those fuckers have helmets on? Do they want concussions?

>>53713851
Go home, I guess they are sure still remember that plane.

>>53717352
Unlike in America, here your life isn't forfeit the moment you step on a bike

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>>53717352
/facebook

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>>53713851
get qt gf and kill some muslims

>>53717473
That is actually a really cute picture

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>>53714027

>tfw I miss Brummie

That sad cunt really didn't get it, but at least he was a sweetheart.

Go back to sleep and hope I wake up as an American.

>>53714215

>IBN Ghaldoun
>Be only Muslim high school in the country
>Get closed for exam-fraud
>Get taken over by Christian school-group
>Only Muslim high school in country is now generic Christian high school

That was a hilarious scandal to be honest..

>>53714027
somewhat familiar

>>53713851
chill a bit, then walk for 30 mins to be home again

>>53717452
What the fuck are you talking about? Can you not fall off a bike in Holland?

>>53717724
They are really good at riding bikes lad

>>53717473
No wonder the Dutch lost their empire, they must all be half brain dead from massive head trauma.

>>53714859
>and I made sure they had Heineken.

Kek. Why do Americans do this?
>YO lad, I herd u were Dutch so here's the most generic beer from your country

Do you expect people to have Budweiser or Coors Light when you go for drinks in Europe too?

>>53717759
And? Pro BMX riders still wear helmets because even they aren't immune to accidents.

>>53717777
check'd

>>53717813
dutch doesn't do sommersault at 40 Km/h retard

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>>53717724
>>53717767

>Americans in charge of not falling over

Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people.. How hard can it be?
>1. Get on bike
>2. Pedal to gain speed
>3. Do not fall over or off
>4. Do not ride into shit

Literally all there is to it..

>>53717813
>>53717767

Fucking hell I didn't know Americans were so scared of bikes

>>53717813
>Pro BMX riders still wear helmets because even they aren't immune to accidents.

Is this bait? I can never tell with American flags... There's a difference between BMX competitions and riding to school or the shops m8.

>>53717879
>>53717868
>>53717866
>all these retards
Would you ride in a car without a seat belt? No? Then you shouldn't ride bike without a helmet. All it takes is a tiny lapse in judgment, or an unseen rock, and bam, you fly over the handle bars and suddenly you have to eat through a straw for the rest of your life. Head injuries are no joke and if the Dutch are that fucking cocky with their own lives they deserve the what they get. Fuck you, fuck your swampland, and fuck your helmetless heads.

>>53718016
would you go outside without wearing bullet-vest?

>>53717917
There's also a difference between driving to the store and a formula one race, but you should wear a seat belt in either situation.

>>53713851
Have some fun and then go back home.
It's not that far.

>>53718055
Contrary to common memes there's is a near 0 percent chance that I will get shot walking outside, there is a significantly higher chance that I could die or be injured while riding a bike.

>>53718016
They're not doing fucking BMX tricks on a half pipes without a helmet lad

>>53718016

The amount of injuries when riding bicycles would increase dramatically when we suddenly start wearing helmets

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>>53718016
>Would you ride in a car without a seat belt? No?
No.
>Then you shouldn't ride bike without a helmet.
Not even in the same catagory..
>All it takes is a tiny lapse in judgment, or an unseen rock, and bam, you fly over the handle bars
It really doesn't though. Maybe if you're an American, but not if you can actually ride a fucking bike.
> and suddenly you have to eat through a straw for the rest of your life.
Literally how are you going to faceplant so hard that you permanently destroy your jaw and/or teeth?
>Head injuries are no joke and if the Dutch are that fucking cocky with their own lives they deserve the what they get.
Kek, even my grandmother doesn't wear a helmet on a bike at almost 90. I'm still not sure if this is bait, or if you people are just scared of life.
>Fuck you, fuck your swampland, and fuck your helmetless heads.
Did you by chance happen to have fallen on your head as a child, anon?

Helmets render bikes fucking impractical btw. Instead of just dumping your bike like pic related and being done, now you have to drag around or lock away a helmet. Utterly shit tier..

>>53718055
>current year
>asking that question

I would enjoy a nice stroopwafel with a coffee and a joint

>>53716193
Ik ben niet een kaffer, klootzak

>>53718151
What are they fucking teaching in Finnish schools?! Do seat belts dramatically increase traffic accidents? What about airbags? There is literally no statistical downside to wearing a helmet.

>>53718158
>all those mp40

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>53718068
>but you should wear a seat belt in either situation.

Because in either situation it's quite likely you'll reach speeds in excess of 30 miles an hour.. On a bike, not so much.

>>53718122
>Contrary to common memes there's is a near 0 percent chance that I will get shot walking outside

Similar to the chance of Dutch people being injured on bikes then? Are Americans really unable to navigate traffic without catastrophic accidents? I know you infrastructure is shit for bikes, but surely you're not all actually retarded, right?

>>53718151

I'm not sure about that, but I do know that the overall distance travelled by bike would dramatically decrease, having an overall negative effect on health, environment and traffic congestion..

>>53718158
You're fucking retarded, I shouldn't blame you though your head has problems hit the pavement one too many times for you to think logically.

I go to old zealand and spit on their land

>>53718158
this

>>53718217
there actually is: people around you drive more recklessly when you're visibly wearing safety measures

>>53714603
There are plenty of Indian looking people here but I've never seen one with a white gf

>>53718217
>>53718244

I'm Dutch I just live here

It's very commonplace to not wear a helmet when riding a bike, when we suddenly start wearing helmets the acceptability of taking risks increases leading people to take even higher risks.

Dutch cyclists use common sense to stay safe, common sense is way more valuable than some fabricated failsafe

>>53718338
Simple solution, don't be a retard, I know that would be pretty hard for you Dutch, though.

>>53718016
>>53717813
>>53717767
Leave it to the Americans to make utterly imbecile comments

>>53718217
>There is literally no statistical downside to wearing a helmet.

>Americanos

Did you even look into this before you posted? I doubt it...

>>53718266
>I shouldn't blame you though your head has problems hit the pavement one too many times for you to think logically.

I have literally never hit my head on the pavement while riding a bike in 20+ years of riding them at least weekly.. And I'm still wondering if this is bait or if you really believe riding a bike is this dangerous.

>>53718217

People without air bags and seat belts tend to drive more carefully. Cyclists with helmets tend to take bigger risks, and cars take bigger risks with them...

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>you need a helmet on while riding your bike

>>53718373
Common sense won't fucking protect you from an accident at a blind curve, or ome caused by wet weather, a helmet will. What is so fucking hard to understand about this?!

>>53718423
>Simple solution, don't be a retard,

That applies to riding bikes without helmets too.. There's really no valid excuse for killing yourself on a bike just because you didn't have a helmet. Not even if you're an American.

I was in the Netherlands last year, dated a girl from the Netherlands for a year who was an exchange student and my current gf lives in the Netherlands too

How does it feel that your womyn are getting cucked by an Aussie Kanker negers?

>tfw you live in Noord-Brabant

kill me

>>53718488
>Common sense won't fucking protect you from an accident at a blind curve,
Yeah, it will. Who the fuck crosses into blind curves blindly?
>or ome caused by wet weather, a helmet will.
What kind of bike related crashes do wet weather cause, anon?
> What is so fucking hard to understand about this?!
What is so hard to understand about the fact that you don't need a helmet as long as you don't fall off of your fucking bike... Which, really, is a lot less hard than you make it seem.

>>53718513
cool story bro

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2iG0CsOfM8

Muricans

>>53718479
>need
Nah m8, no helmet laws in my state, I just prefer to not have my skull cracked if I go down in the street. What's it like living in a third world shithole where basic saftey devices arent in common use?

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>>53718513
>How does it feel that your womyn are getting cucked by an Aussie Kanker negers?

>>53718488
>Amerihelmets
KEK
E
K

Do Americans also wear helmet when they go for a walk

>>53718490
Except not being retarded will only protect you from yourself, it won't protect you from others, or from acts of nature. A helmet will.

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>>53718579
>What's it like living in a third world shithole where basic saftey devices arent in common use?

Said the American

literally the same stuff when they're riding their fatcooter without helmet, why is this american mofo so dense with this shit bait?

>>53718615
Implying Americans are able to walk

>>53718513
nobody likes dutch girls here, sure they look cute but they have huge egos and attitude problems

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This terrifies the American

>>53718541
Do you not have other cyclist on your roads? Are they all fucking immaculately maintained 24/7? If not then your still at risk of going down, and if you go down without helmet, even at moderate speed, you can be seriously hurt.

Even our king hates helmets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI3RkICZn94

>>53718700
>if you go down without helmet, even at moderate speed, you can be seriously hurt.

Are you made of butter?

>>53718700

The other cyclists are equally not retarded

You dumb shit

Fuck off

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What if a car hits you

>>53713991
Look at those arms mate

>>53718700
Aren't americans supposed to be brave and shit?

>>53718550
This must be how it feels entering the first world.

>Americans need helmets when eating burgers because there is a risk of their hands slipping and the burger breaking their skull

>>53718615
They do on scooters. :^)

>>53718760

did this guy wear a helmet?

http://yle.fi/uutiset/motorist_charged_with_helsinki_cyclists_death_sentenced_to_45_years_for_manslaughter/8369149

>>53718678
>willingly putting you and your children at increased risk of permanent brain damage
It doesn't scare my, it just makes me pity you.

>>53718739
>the current year
>ruled by a king
You are third world

Ask for some nice elderly couple to take me back to Finland and have a nice time with them on a little road trip.

>>53718158
kek

>>53718016
>Would you ride in a car without a seat belt?
Cars can go max 120 km/h on the roads.Unless you're biking for sport, bikes go roughly 20-30 km/h max. Thats a big difference.

And how the fuck are supposed to be scarred for life when you're not wearing a helmet. Unless you get hit by a car the worst you can generally get is a broken bone, which will heal in a few months. Accidents worse than that are as rare as getting hit by lightning.

>>53718895

he doesn't really have any power, it's just ceremonial

>>53718848
I think you'd better not ever leave the house anon, I mean who knows what might happen right?

>>53718895
>Norway is third world
>number one HDI

>>53718743
Evolution literally did not prepare the human body to go any faster than running speed.

>>53718927
He can't leave the house.

>>53718848
>permanent brain damage
How is that going to happen? Maybe it's different for Americans but we can easily maintain balance on a bicycle. So the chance of falling is nil

>>53718754
Would you really trust your life and health on the intellegence and attentiveness of other people?

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>>53718968
>kanker posters

>>53718998

yes, because they trust on mine

>>53718998
they think their nanny state will protect them from everything

>>53719014
Stop being so edgy. Cycling is no less safe than walking

>>53717645
What the fuck man. You'll trade the organized, with avaliable prostitutes, weed (dude lmao), beautiful organized clean cities and to be near major and beautiful cities in europe for... What exactly? If you don't enjoy your life there, being an american will do nothing for you mate.

>>53718151
http://www.thehistoryreader.com/modern-history/parachutes-world-war-1/
>American pilots never wore them because the higher ups—who had never flown themselves before—believed that these devices would make a pilot likely to jump out at the first hint of danger. Too many planes would be lost.

Terrible logic.

>>53718998
Bicycles are an integral part of dutch culture especially in the city, chideren get spartan like training from a young age when they have to dodge people with bicycles on the streets to survive.

>>53718513
>tfw you dated an Australian girl for a month before you realised it was a living hell

>>53715706
>using waterfilters

your yank is showing

>>53719052
Cycling is shit because cyclists are shit. A fucking plague upon car drivers and pedestrians.
Cyclists are fucking goobers. Fits the kanker culture. Bunch of goobers.

>>53719062

terrible analogy, get out of here Pablo you can't even afford a bike

>>53718968
Balance doesn't fucking matter if you hit the curb, or if someone hits you, or if you catch a cobblestone the wrong way.

>>53719192
>A fucking plague upon car drivers and pedestrians.
99 times out of 100 theyre not even on the same lane, you mong

>>53713851
Buy some cheese.
Buy a whore.
Buy some smokes.
Have a drink.
Take the train to Belgium.

>>53718927
>comparing stepping outside with taking a risk easily mitigated by wearing a fucking helmet.

>>53719242
I've been cycling for over 16 years and I've been hit maybe three times in total and I never actually fell down

>>53719305

here in Finland cyclists share a road with pedestrians lol

>>53719052
Yes it is, you fucking disphit, you're going significantly faster and you're higher up. If you trip while walking you have a chance of cathing yourself with your arms, you you lose balance by cycling you're going down hard on the ground.

>>53719242
Annually, we have 190 deaths related to cycling incidents, more than half of those being people older than 55. People are practically born on a bicycle here, and learning to ride one is part of everyone's childhood. People know when to be more careful and how to avoid dangerous situations. You even get a bicycle exam in most schools.

>>53719128
You think that's unique to The Netherlands? Most New Yorkers don't have drivers licenses, and yet all the people biking in Manhatten wear helmets.

>>53719242
if you have great balance you can recover from hitting the curb, getting hit by another cyclist or slipping/getting your wheel caught in cobblestones.

Children are taught early how to ride a bicycle and fall
That way they build up a resistance and need no helmets

>>53719374
Good for you Dutchman, now tell that to all the dead cyclists who weren't do lucky.

>>53719488
Because Manhattan is a complete traffic chaos and you don't have separate bicycle lanes?

>>53719505
Much like how, here in America, children are shot with small caliber bullets to build up a resistance to large caliber bullets.

>>53719305
They still have to cross roads like everyone else. Cyclists are cunts on the road and think they always get to go first. I want to run over some so bad.

>>53719592
Much of New York has separate dedicated bike lanes, it's just we recognize that no one is a perfect cyclist and mitigate the risk of riding by wearing a simple helmet.

>>53713851
rave with friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQODLgW9I0w

>>53719612
Or how they get bullied by nigger kids in their childhood,
so they know their place as cuck when they care for little Tyrone.

>>53719550
>all the dead cyclists
like >>53719484 said, that's only 190 per year. If these people would have worn helmets they would still be dead desu

>>53719484
I hate to tell you this but you're not unique. Here in suburbanized America bikes are the main way children get around the docile local streets. They all still wear helmets.

>>53719670
You don't seem to understand that everyone here is a perfect cyclist. We cycle out of our mothers cunts at birth

>>53719825
>We cycle out of our mothers cunts at birth
kek

Research has shown that the wearing of helmets only works counterproductive, among other things people who wear helmets get more frequently into accidents than those who don't.
http://media.fietsersbond.nl.s3.amazonaws.com/dossiers/fietshelmen/referenties.html

But I guess all these papers are incorrect; Americans have a much better view of Holland and its bicycle culture than we could ever have

>>53718678
In America the kids would drag their 400 pounds parents behind them.

>>53718016
I'm still not sure if this is bait or if you're asshurt because we can ride a bike without having to worry without falling

>Helmets

kek

go home

>>53719748
>no separate lanes
>huge SUVs everywhere
>American mentality

Like I said, accidents, especially fatal ones are not that common here.

By not wearing helmets, it's a good way to see who the foreigners are, so you know who to watch out for.
If only also the foreign pedestrians wore helmets too.

>>53717724
We are not handicapped

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>Amerihelmets

>>53718895
he's not a real king, but a character made up by Dutch talk show 'DWDD (De Wereld Draait Door)'

I can't believe you stupid fucks think a bike accident always ends up fatal.

Bike to pedestrian -> some scratches, some pain
Bike to bike -> some scratches, little pain
Car to bike -> In most cases a total loss bike and pain.

Unless a bike is hit by a car at high speed (+- 45+ km/h), there's no such thing as "fatal".

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>>53713851
>Hollanders die Carnavalsmuziek maken
>Hollanders die Carnaval komen vieren
S T O P
T
O
P

>>53720747
The only way to stop a bad guy with a bike is a good guy with a bike

>>53713851
go to city
looking gf
no one as my height
depressed
nuke amsterdam
repeat

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>>53719728
>niggers
>school

>>53722348
Did you spend your whole childhood inside school?

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lmao

>>53714603
Most Indians are poor, and disgusting looking. like 2% could ever look like Bollywood actors, and only 0.1% have IQs higher than 90.

>>53715269
sick SA ball

>>53719171
Depends where you live. I'd say filters are mandatory in the southwest because southwest water is criminally incompetent

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>wearing a helmet

>>53718423
Are you trying to say that you should wear a helmet BECAUSE you're more likely to get into an accident?
Please die.

>>53713851
Yell Allah achbart and molest+murder my neighbours for being loud and rude.

>>53718528
EINDHOVEN, WOENSEL WINKELCENTRUM WOENSEL CATHARINA ZIEKENHUIS JONGE

>>53718158
Can confirm. Also, I walk by that place in the pic daily. It has at least doubled in size since this was taken.

>>53718016
>not living dangerously

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>>53714162
>tfw all the shit water being poured out from london goes into dutch shores
lmao

>>53726106
wow i live 20 minutes from there, and cycle to school near there

>>53714726
RARE
A
R
E

fuck some prostitutes, smoke some weed, drink beer

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Life expectancy projections

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>>53726904
They go to denmark :^)

>>53719613
Yea, that's why we have bicycle lane/road intersections and bicycle traffic lights.

>The Netherlands.
>Pic in Berlin.

>>53728277
Look for an airport and catch a plane to my country anyway, perhaps I would do some tourims and get shooted by muslisms.

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>>53718895
>the current year
>ruled by a nigger
You are third world

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>>53719748
>American telling Dutch people to wear helmets because it is safer
>Dutch people telling Americans to have gun control because it is safer

Find the differences

be a welfare parasite and scream >muh slavery like any civilized indo do >:^)

>>53713851
>america
>white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fgYXiZmAU

Pls deliver the name of a fat guy with an ugly gf named "Debora" which sing songs. Tra-ta-banana-tra-ta-ta-bum-bum. I think they are from Netherlands.

>>53730715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ

you mean this'?

>>53731015
a national treasure desu

>>53718761
>tfw you will never get a vigorous yet gentle handjob from a lusty dutch cheesemaiden
Why even live?

>>53713851
dutch are fun people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1vACHofTOY

>>53713851
Well, I like good cheese, so I'd probably emigrate to France.

>>53722348
Where else will they get lunch? Their crack addict mother, their non-existant birth father, or their abusive temporary father figure that just fucks and pimps their mothers? MAYBE if they have a grandparent around they can afford to learn the streets and be fed at home. Maybe.

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>wearing helmets

Are you a nerd or something?

>>53731015
Thanks.

>>53713851
Nederlander Beetlejuice seems like a good dude, I'd probably hang out with him.Also try to convince that strawberry blonde in the white panties to sit on my face.

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>>53732029

Eat a stroopwaffle sprinkled with cocaine