>you will never be an unduly excited American
>you will never shout things like:
>SHOW 'EM HELL, BUDDY!
>YOU GO, SLUGGER!
>while pumping your fist or waving an American flag/soda can around
Tell me about the times you surrendered to your American conditioning and cheered for the team (president, army, pop star), Americans.
Watching a UFC fight at a friends house after many beers.
Feels good man
>It used to be ironic but I don't know if it is anymore
This is the most accurate description of being patriotic I ever heard. I bought american flag short shorts and panted a flag on my chest for a college party to be ironic but I've never felt so alive
people who hero worship politicians honestly scare me. They are cheering for a person who is willing to lie to there face, cover things up, and break laws just to get the power to pass laws and control people's lives. Yet people look up to them as leaders.
>those sevens going unchecked
/int/ is a shameful board
You're deluding yourself if you don't think watching a man try to outrun 12 300 pound niggers trying to crush him isn't entertaining. Better than watching a ball get passed around for 30 minutes with no one scoring.
just now me and my dad were screaming "RUN LARRY RUN!" at the TV and when the Cardinals won the game we started chanting "A-Z A-Z FUCK GREEN GAY!" with beer spilling everywhere
i've never done anything like that before and I feel ashamed now
At every sporting event ever....
At a trump rally i went to.
Uhm, almost any get together really.
And plus i was in the military for four years so i got plenty of it in there as well..
I remember seeing that on TV and being jelly as fuck I wasn't in a city where everyone got to go crazy for one night
>I was in tgi fridays
>all of a sudden clapping and chanting is heard through the streets
>everyone yelling USA USA USA
>check phone and see bin ladens is dead
>join the crowd after meal
I got really drunk that night
The American psyche screams for the blood of vengeance and cares not for our pitiful moral quibblings of how they attain it.
Only once? Shit, I remember that. They won by the skin of their teeth. Feels good cheering for your team. I don't understand why the rest of the world doesn't do it, or at least doesn't do it more.
And I'm not jaded and contrarian enough to not cheer for things like this.
I unironically listen to this every week:
I also have a playlist of patriotic American songs
what? it was a pretty huge deal people lost their shit for like 5 years it completely changed the trajectory of our country. i was 11 when it happened and i remember being scared everytime i heard or saw a plane for like 2 years.
yeah we're pretty annoying.
Thank god Chinese tourists exist to surpass us in this
>that cunt who doesn't stand when God save the Queen is playing