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I am become death, destroyer of worlds edition

Shitposting strongly recommended
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Zaparle la lata

Se Se
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I want off this ride
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>>53707564
WITNESSED
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>>53707564
Vishnu, is that you? Meet me at White Spot
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>>53707604
to bad m8
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>>53707604
what am I looking at
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>>53707604
what the fuck
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Watched Green Bay vs Cards early. Incredible ending for regular time, shit overtime. Glad the Cardinals made it though, degenerates dont deserve to be in the superbowl.

Watching Last of the mohicans right now. Tight flick.
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>>53707668
the new gay marriage
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>>53707678
Daniel Day-motherfucking-Lewis
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Why do people watch CTE ball?
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this general is fucking terrible
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>>53707740

how do we fix it?
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>>53707740
I have been intentionally trying to dismantle it for a while now
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>>53707768
ban all mexicans
ball all canadians
add austrailians
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>>53707768
Regularly deliver compelling content and discussions.
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If anyone still imagines that it would be possible to reform the system in such a way as to protect freedom from technology, let him consider how clumsily and for the most part unsuccessfully our society has dealt with other social problems that are far more simple and straightforward. Among other things, the system has failed to stop environmental degradation, political corruption, drug trafficking or domestic abuse.
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Is watching lesbian porn gay?
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>>53707793
good lad
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>>53707815

maybe if you are a girl
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Haha cum lol
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my gf is literally crying over the Packers, lmao

i'm not sure she's ever even been to Wisconsin, she was born in Vietnam and has spent most of her life here in Calif
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>>53707793
It was a joke that went out of control
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>>53707856

buy her a tight nfl jersey and fugg her in it
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>>53707872
te matamos el circlejerk pa
andale, llora
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>>53707815
No but is boring as fuck
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thinking about having a cheeky wank lads

please talk me out of it
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>>53707856

give her a hug. That will make her feel better
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>>53707890
i already got her a signed Clay Matthews jersey (her fav player) for her birthday, our 2 year anniversary will be in late summer so maybe I'll get tickets to go see a game
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>>53707917
don't do it dude
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how are you lads?
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>>53707955
pretty tired even though I didn't get anything done today
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We hope we have convinced the reader that the system cannot be reformed in such a way as to reconcile freedom with technology. The only way out is to dispense with the industrial-technological system altogether. This implies revolution, not necessarily an armed uprising, but certainly a radical and fundamental change in the nature of society.
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fug it im going for a wank see you lads in a few hours
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>tfw bored but don't want to do anything to alleviate my boredom
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he loved us all... all we had to do was listen..
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>>53707917

dont do it
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>>53707980
But what about space exploration and our quality of life.
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>>53707980
whatcha quoteing there? it seems it a bit commie
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>>53707975
yeah, I know the feeling
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>>53707955

I'm kind of sleepy
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FUCK GREEN BAY AARON RODGERS CAN SUCK MY DICK FUCK OUT OF HERE
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>>53708020
what about all those people he killed?
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>>53707899
Walk to suck the stick of an argentinian you human disgrace.
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>>53708020

a real human being
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>>53708060
google it
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>>53708078
He gave them the gift of death.
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>>53707917
Don't etc
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so whats you guys opinion on the new xvideos layout?
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>>53708040
That is part of the price of freedom
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>>53708078
Don't respond to them, they have no common sense.
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>>53708040
>quality of life
a meme used by the bourgeoisie as a tool for the repression of strong independent proles
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>>53708097
truly they are blessed
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I went to a barber shop about a month ago and they fucked up my hair. So I decided to stop going to that barber shop because it wasn't the first time they fucked up my hair. So after having shitty hair for like two weeks, I decided to go to a great clips and they kind of fixed it but it still looked pretty bad. It was great for a while but then it started to grow shitty again and I decided that I've had enough of having shitty uneven hair so I gave myself a buzz cut. It probably wasn't a good idea because now I look like sid from toy story. Fuck my life dude.
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>>53707678
K. Keep us posted
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>>53708078
Was just a prank dude
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>>53708107

I dont use it
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>>53708078
thus the listening
though he didnt order as many deaths as western propaganda would have you believe otherwise the population of the USSR would have shrunk
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I want to talk sports on 4chan but /sp/ is a flaming shithole
what do?
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“Oh!” say the technophiles, “Science is going to fix all that! We will conquer famine, eliminate psychological suffering, make everybody healthy and happy!” Yeah, sure. That’s what they said 200 years ago. The Industrial Revolution was supposed to eliminate poverty, make everybody happy, etc. The actual result has been quite different.
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>>53708181
I only go on /sp/ to shitpost and watch Arsenal games with the lads

Btw sudden death in overtime is completely retarded. Packs should have won
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>>53708205
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>>53708181
/sp/ is based as fuck. What are you talking about?
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>>53708181

Well I would say use /asp/ but that board is dead for the most part
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should i go out tonight lads
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>>53707604
SWEKEK
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>>53708218
>packs should have won
"no"regardless of overtime, they needed a miracle hail mary just to fucking tie it lmao
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>>53708107
needs work. also, never liked their color layout
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>>53708205
exactly why we need to take technology out of teh hands of those who use it for profiting themselves and form a new robotic slave orginisation so that only a small portion of the population has to work
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>>53708218
>Packs should have won

Why?
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>>53708243

what time is it for you?
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>>53708271
9:30
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Why are girls compelled to talk during movies?
>who's that guy?
>just kiss her already!
>can you put subtitles on? I can't follow what they're saying

Just watch the fucking movie Jesus Christ
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Does it hurt to die?
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>>53708231
Technophiles are hopelessly naive (or self-deceiving) in their understanding of social problems. They are unaware of (or choose to ignore) the fact that when large changes, even seemingly beneficial ones, are introduced into a society, they lead to a long sequence of other changes, most of which are impossible to predict. The result is disruption of the society. So it is very probable that in their attempts to end poverty and disease, engineer docile, happy personalities and so forth, the technophiles will create social systems that are terribly troubled, even more so than the present once.
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I''m a fucking faggot.
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My doggo was hit and killed by a car yesterday. My wife and I saw it, and took him to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. It was obvious that he was dead when I picked him up. He was the closest thing I've ever had to a child. 2nd birthday was next month. RIP Panzer.
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>>53708205
Happiness is not a constant state of mind. It's something that reminds us every once in awhile that life is worth living.

We could get rid of poverty trough eugenics, by breeding less retarded shitskins.
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>>53707797
>ball all canadians

Why don't you suck my motherfucking dick.
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>>53708285

I say do it
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>>53708314
That sucks anon, I'm sorry. My dog is old as shit, so he's either gonna die in his sleep or have to be put down in a few years.

Having pets is suffering
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>>53708309
Depends on the mode of death.

>>53708323
Nah, he's right. It'ss just be us and Mexico, and we can relocate to /cm/.
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>>53708231
the worth of a dollar has falled by 6x so realistically no people living in that bracket have gotten richer
http://inflationdata.com/Inflation/Inflation_Calculators/Inflation_Calculator.asp
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>>53708323
>Can't handle the chirps
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>>53708320
It will take a long and difficult period of trial and error for the technophiles to work the bugs out of their Brave New World (if they every do). In the meantime there will be great suffering.
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>>53708355
I honestly can say I've never felt more empty. even sleeping in my own bed is hell, because he would always sleep between my legs, leaning against one.
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>>53708314

sorry for the loss
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>>53708302
idk I find it boring as fuck to watch a movie with a bunch of friends and no one talking a bit

might as well stay at home and watch it then
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>>53708320
wishful thinking but no
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well guys I'm off to bed

Night
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they never taught me how to be a man
only how to be a shooter
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>>53708424
night
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might buy an ak-47 lads
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>>53708400
A few comments are fine. Asking questions easily answered by paying attention drive me up the wall
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>>53707564
I ate too much honey and feel sick now :(
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>>53708424
g'night

>>53708400
I'll usually crack a joke or two if I'm in a theatre with friends, but if we're at somebody's house we're usually just picking funny things characters do and making joke off that constantly through the entire movie.
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>>53708424
It's only 9:42 though.
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>>53708460
I can't wait till I move out of this shittier state so I can buy a gun

t. Illinois
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>>53708474
more honey
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>>53708376
Luddites must hang.
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>>53708460
Ak47 are pretty old. Are you sure you dont mean an ak74 or any other of the hundreds of variants?
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>>53708320
t. Mexican
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>>53708486
You can buy a gun in Illinois. Unless you live in Chicago that is. Where do you live?
t. Illinois
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>>53708467
I always ask questions to simple things to piss people off

>remember watching live action thing from anime or someshit
>question literally everything
>get told to shut the fuck up because the movie will explain it
>never gets explained
:^)

>>53708479
same here
kinda pisses me off though when get with friends and they demand that no one talk during the entire movie
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The leftist is oriented toward large-scale collectivism. He emphasizes the duty of the individual to serve society and the duty of society to take care of the individual. He has a negative attitude toward individualism. He often takes a moralistic tone. He tends to be for gun control, for sex education and other psychologically “enlightened” educational methods, for social planning, for affirmative action, for multiculturalism. He tends to identify with victims. He tends to be against competition and against violence, but he often finds excuses for those leftists who do commit violence. He is fond of using the common catch- phrases of the left, like “racism,” “sexism,” “homophobia,” “capitalism,” “imperialism,” “neocolonialism,” “genocide,” “social change,” “social justice,” “social responsibility.” Maybe the best diagnostic trait of the leftist is his tendency to sympathize with the following movements: feminism, gay rights, ethnic rights, disability rights, animal rights, political correctness. Anyone who strongly sympathizes with ALL of these movements is almost certainly a leftist.
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>>53708577
DeKalb here. I say that moree out of a desire to move trhan legality.

I really don't want to settle here. Thinking about going out west once the gf graduates
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>>53708515
nope i want a 47, im a commie
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DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>53708205
Reminder that there's not enough people to fulfill the need for computer science positions.

Anyone can become "rich" nowadays.
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>>53708588
I find it ironic that Ted was opposed to modern technology, yet used modern explosives technology to perpetrate his bombings.
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>>53708588
>know qt grill
>socialize well with her
>she says she is sick of the political wreck we have now
>further conversation reveals she is an authoritarian leftist who doesn't even want to hear the other side
>she then posts this on fb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OadZpUJv8Eg
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>>53708649
NIU?
I unserstand you not wanting to be in Illinois. Shit state desu

I remember talking to you a few months ago here
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>>53708703
I think he was just opposed to the social effects of emerging technologies. It's been a while since I read the manifesto though desu
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>>53708742
the authoritarian left is the only true standing
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>>53708460
Why a 47? Of all the guns you could get. Just get an AR
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>be conservative racist
>lightskinned black girl I see all the time is pretty damn cute

What do I do? Should i just give in and go to the dark side?
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>>53708742
politics is such a polarizing topic. I'm not that passionate about it, but some people really are, so I avoid the topic unless I'm prepared to lose an acquaintance

would you go out with her if she was perfect in every other way?
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>>53708750
NIU grad, working full-time now on campus.

Good job, but I don't trust this state gov. Once I have the experience I'll probably move into the private sector
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>>53708656
>>53708809
i want it for historical and sybolic reasons
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>>53708703
Like >>53708776 said, he just hated the effect technology was having on society, not the technology itself

>>53708742
Sounds like a catch
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/cum/? More like /dumb/ lmao
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>>53708834
>I don't trust the state gov
For good reason too. Worst in the nation imo

Le running without a budget since July face
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>>53708742
>a child can look at the kkk website
>but he cant google to kill a mocking bird
Politics is stupid as all sorts of shit and speeches like this are usually done by classes that just practice public speaking but this is poorly written.
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>tfw my oneitis from 5 years ago reconnected with me
>tfw completely over her now but she's going on about how she messed up with letting me walk away
>tfw fucked a tinder slut last night and her pussy magic has no power here

feels pretty good lads
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>>53708870
mean
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>>53708870
/brit/ more like /shit/ LOL
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>>53708882
Alpha as fuck lad
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>>53708827
Just dont jam a kid into her or call her a nigger before you fuck and you are good to go buddy
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Is it really that bad to tell a girl you like her through text? I've been in love with her since high school but I'm worried I might not see her again.
She goes to the same uni as me and we saw each other a couple of times and hugged and chatted a bit last semester, but now I think we have entirely different schedules so I might not even see her IRL until next year or beyond.
Pls help, I want 2016 to be the year of the gf.
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>>53708776
>>53708845
Fair enough.
I do agree that social media has become cancerous, but it's nothing that can't be fixed.
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>>53708955
its perfectly normal to do so just dont be so emotional about it, be cool and rememeber lenin loves you
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>>53708873
It's weird since I've grown more conservative these past couple months, but I know that a tight budget will likely fuck over a lot of friends and family that still work or take classes here
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>>53708955
Don't go full ham or you will scare her off. talk, hang out, flirt, ask her out on a date, kiss, fuck, kiss, fuck, kiss, fuck, surprise her with some faggy romantic shit, and then tell her you love her. Exercise so she don't get turned off and get her used to the smell of your sweat.
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>>53708832
same desu. I am lucky my girlfriend and I are like 85% similar in terms of politics so we dont get in arguments about it. And my parents are opposite to me but dont mind if I think differently. But everywhere I else I got to act like im walking on glass when discussing topics
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>>53708958
How so? It seems to me people are being stupid as usual, but it's just much more visible now

Interested in hearing your thoughts on it
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I'm going to go to bed and dream I was born in 1792
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lads im hammered what should i do for entertainment?
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>>53708742
>bnv
Kill it with fire
https://youtu.be/iz-vgDOjAck
https://youtu.be/ozBMFYnunrI

A few other good examples
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>>53709085
night~
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/cum/ more like /dumb/ lmao!
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>>53709085
>wanting to be born in an objectively worst time peroid
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>>53709091
Listen to some hardcore punk and dance like a spaz
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>>53709063
I agree with you in part.
People voice their stupid thoughts that they probably would never voice in real life because of it being uneducated and/or petty as fuck.
BUT, that has created a breeding ground for those uneducated views & opinions.
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How does this happen?
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>>53708958
It's just a continuation of the ongoing atomization of modern society. On top of that, social media has lowered both the thresholds for wanting to be part of a mass movement, and the required effort to be accepted within one.
Taking interest in social developments is one thing, and engaging in them insofar as they affect one's life is normal, but constant engagement with "social issues" is usually a symptom of a greater issue, either among individuals or within communites.

dude i'm so deep
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>>53708955
Try to hang out with her a bit before you do that. But otherwise, go for it.
>>53709085
>tfw you will never be born in 1930 and live through the Great Depression and raise your children in the 50's/60's/70's ;_;
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>>53709085
Sweet dreams, anon.
>>53709091
Post lewd thighs
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>>53709150

photoshop and doge meme popularity
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>>53709150
noclip
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>mfw I found that Japanese porn vid I was looking for
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>>53709163
you're not supposed to eat a burger with your lips on one bun
that dumb poser can't even eat a burger right
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>>53709131
Can't stand desu
>>53709150
gap between wall, or a guy behind the wall is holding doggie up
>>53709163
No way jose my thighs are as pale as the moon and as fat as feminist on her third attempt at exercise.
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>>53709202
Post pale, juicy thighs.
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>>53708832
I know. My sister is a tumblr feminist and my dad is liberal in everything except for accepting migrants from the middle east. He says it's about time a woman is president, as if he's John Oliver.

Meanwhile, I'm borderline edgelord. My family never engages with me on politics, except on topics we fully agree on (like aforementioned migrant crisis). I've dropped hints to them, talking about how I like that Sanders is less strict on guns than Clinton, and that Trump will improve relations with Russia, and I'm sure they get the picture.
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>>53709032
I'm already a pretty big fucking loser who would turn most women off but she looked past all that. I think it's because I tried my hardest to be funny and charming when I first met her, because she was beautiful and quite funny and charming herself.
I remember at one point I stopped talking to her because I thought she really didn't like me, but then one day in class she came up to me and asked why I didn't talk to her any more.
At one point I shaved off all my hair because I was fucking sick of dealing with my psoriasis and receding hairline, and the first thing she did when she saw me like that was smile and give me a hug
These aren't the friendly sidehugs either, this is the meaningful full body shit
Fuck dude, I was gonna ask her to prom too but I pussied out. I even asked her after it was over if she went and shesaid no. I told her I didn't go because it wasn't really my kindathingand we both just kinda laughed at it.
Fuck.
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>>53709150
He was sleeping when the wall was erected
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>>53709202
mine are the same but in my experience anything pale looks better in pictures than in person, so it wouldn't look as bad as you think.

also everyone thinks their thighs are fat.
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>>53709306
My sister is, for all intents and purposes, a Republican even though she doesn't want to admit it
Yet she still wants to vote for Clinton just because it's the current year
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>>53709381

>My sister is, for all intents and purposes, a Republican even though she doesn't want to admit it

Your sister sounds a few beers short of a six pack
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>tfw barrels of (you) are down to record low prices
getem while they're cheap lads
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>>53709346
pls no bully im to drunk for bully
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>>53709524
Where are the thighs?
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>>53709524

wew nikolai is awful
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>>53709576
>>53709597
woops posted pupper by mistake
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we are officially Australia tier

stop the ride I want to get off
stop the ride I want to get off
stop the ride I want to get off
stop the ride I want to get off
stop the ride I want to get off
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>>53709669
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>>53709649
Noice.
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>>53709669
well you've both got third-world style economies reliant on resource exports being gobbled up by your new chink colonial overlords, so you should get along fine

>>53709649
at least 1.4MB of that image is raw noise.
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>>53709649
post bum and/or accent. Preferably both.
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man I hate having to shave so much

I can't stand facial hair it's so itchy
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>>53709876
same, it sucks
i have an awful looking beard right now because i don't need to leave my place until monday, so shaving can be put off
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>>53709876
>>53709906
I just gave up and just use an electric razor to trim every once in a while so I don't look like i'm getting ready to join isis
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>>53709925
>not wanting to look like a brave Mujahideen fighter
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>>53709804
my bad boss man im abit focused on dogma atm didnt even look
>>53709852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gJYRlYnH5A
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>>53709876
that stage sucks, you either shave or let it grow. when it grows long enough it stops itching
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>>53709925
Yeah, I usually use an electric razor.
I never shave until I'm bare, just trim until it's 5-oclock-shadow looking.

Kinda want to grow a cheesy as fuck moustache like pic related just because it would be hilarious
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>>53709876
I never understand the big deal. I just use an electric trimmer to get the hair off my face. Why do you people bother with gel and razors?
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>>53709876
post boy pucci
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>>53709956

yeah but my hair doesn't grow in very even so it looks shitty, I pretty much have to shave it

>>53709979

lewwwwwwd
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rip
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>>53710158
Yeah, it's pretty ded.
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vidya games, lads
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Goodnight cum
may your lewd hours be pure
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>>53710235

night~
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>>53710158
>>53710194
video games desu
>>53710235
Nite, anon.
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who /diablo3/ here?
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What's your opinion on bill maher?
I don't agree with a lot of his views, but I like his stance on sjws, political correctness, and especially Muslims
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doing a poo lads
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>>53710256
all my old cities implode on themselves because I'm a good American that doesn't believe in urban planning or eminent domain desu
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>>53710348
I think he's an obnoxious arrogant cunt, and people who like him tend to be the same.
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>>53710235
night lad
>>53710256
what game?
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>1/2 of my 4 day weekend is already over
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>that chemical reaction when no female significant other
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>>53710428

City Skylines
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To anyone who's hurting tonight, I love you and I'm sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
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>>53708776
It has been years since I've seen the original image of yours.
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>>53710387
You can always practice with the infinite money mod.
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>>53710348

95% of the time he's just a partyline liberal who comes across as a huge twat, but he is pretty much the only liberal who will speak the truth about muslims
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>drunk as fuck trying not to pass out
>pounding headache
>rewrote this posit like 3 times because of drunk spilling mistakes
>staying up late because i found some dope music
>it's actually gangster rap and acid techno lmao
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>>53708312
get off 4chan weeb
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>>53710486
and it'll be years more if i have my way
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gonna watch this buds, I'll tell you how it is
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>>53710539
Last time I was extremly fucking drunk was 3 weeks ago and that was from drinking half a bottle of Chartreuse. Tried to drink a bit of it yesterday night but it felt disgusting in my mouth. I might try to wait a couple months before touching the bottle again, for now I'll stick to beer.
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>>53710496
I guess I'll give it a try. Those cheats always feel gross desu
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>>53709945
not a very qt accent/voice tb'h
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>>53710647

no don't cheat only losers cheat!

turn down the funding for city services so they're not funded at 100% when you only need 60%

That's pretty much the only trick to early game
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>>53710539
noice jam to this https://soundcloud.com/thomas-niemu/sets/future-funk-starter-kit
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>>53710701
tricked ya bub I was only pretending to be a QT im really an ugly ass man.
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I wish I knew each and every one of you in real life, we would be great friends
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>>53710703
I figured that much out, but I always feel unsatisfied with the design choices I make early game.
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>>53710837

If I knew you all IRL, I'd give you noogies until you went bald
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>>53710747
actually I suspected it all along but hoped for a handsome southern gentleman's accent.

>>53710837
Would we? Why?
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>>53710879
southern accents are more texas not midwest
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>>53710235
night bud
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Marina is
1. best girl
2. my wife
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>>53710865

oh

when I start a new map I zoom all the way out and check out where the highways are and the nice places of the map.

then I kinda plan in my head where I want to put the shitty parts and where I want to put the nice parts of town. I almost always blow up my early game section cause you don't have the money to make it nice right away
>>
tried using a dildo on my ass now there's blood and shit everywhere
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I'm only 20... am I fucked socially if I don't enjoy drinking? I'd much rather hang out with my friends through bowling, movies, or even just walking around. I've been to a few parties and I hate them. Just overcrowded rooms full of people in little circles not talking to each other. Add in blaring music that stifles all conversation and its a wreck. I HATE IT BUT EVERYONE DOES IT. FUCK.
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I made a qt
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>>53710958
I made a nigger and santa
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>>53711124
I made a burly magic man who unintentionally looks like Guts
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>>53710958
Can you make a cute shota?
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>>53711357
What level is the pawn? Im making a new build and need to hire a mage
>>53711395
You can and you can make it a trap if you wanted as well.
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recommend me some good porn
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My gaming computer just died after 6 years.

Feels bad, man.

>tfw too poor to buy another
I've managed to salvage the graphics card and the powersupply so far, but I think the hard disk might be fucked.

>all those reaction images, rekt webms, porn, video games and waifu images might be gone forever
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>>53711476

porn.com

best porn
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Made Barry Burton from resident evil lads
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>>53711597
Make a cute boy.
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Took an accidental nap.

>>53709649
Collected
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>>53711559

probably just your hard drive instead of the whole thing.

get another one, stick it in there, run a linux disc and see if you can get your shit off of it.
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>>53711408
i think 7 or 8?
not sure
>>53711395
Maybe another time
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>>53711655
Good morning, anon.
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>>53711559
good luck recovering everything anon, hopefully it was just one component or hard drive failing
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I have decided I need some high heels just fyi
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uhh this is a problem
a la indiana jones
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>>53711779
expected you already had some desu
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>>53711779
Why?
They can be quite uncomfortable
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>>53711702
Good morning.

>>53711779
Still waiting on next session desu.
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>>53711779
But boys don't wear high heels
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>>53711796

nope actually I don't. I was just looking at...stuff and they really complete the look

>>53711810

I won't really be wearing them that often!

>>53711816

patience is a virtue, anon!!

>>53711831

I'm definitely a grill
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>>53711816
>Still waiting on next session desu.
anon pls contain your lust

Also, pic related in case you missed it.
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>germany.jpg
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>>53711901
That's some pretty lewd stuff there, anon. Approved.

I recognize the artist. I find it kind of funny that almost every thing he releases has the lactation tag.
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>>53711901
>anon pls contain your lust
hes thirsty

those impure comics just dont seem to do it for him i suppose
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>>53712051
Homuraya? Nipples are his life. He's revolutionized the ways nipples can be used.
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I need a multiplayer game that will get me hooked instantly and waste lots of my time, preferably an FPS or MMO. no League of Legends.

what do?
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>>53712111

Runescape Classic

TF2

Warframe if you can stomach nonstop grinding
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>>53712065
Recommend me a lewd comic, anon.

>>53712099
>Nipples are his life.
I can tell. His stuff is pretty entertaining.
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>>53709150
>>
Nipples are love. Nipples are life.
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>>53712153
I've never played TF2. is it really that fun? I play a lot of Wolfenstein: Enemy territory and i heard it's sort of similar to it.
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>>53712182

TF2 is...nothing like TF2

its a team based FPS based around classes, like medic, scout(fast moving), heavy(slow but powerful), sniper, demo(explosives), etc

the downside being your team will be incompetent 98.7% of the time
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>>53712051
>has the lactation tag.
I didn't notice that desu, no bully.
And I ran out of cute comics.

>>53712065
Soon his lust for cute boys will overwhelm him.
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>>53712111
Day of Defeat: Source is a 10/10 in my book
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>>53712225

>like TF2

like wolfenstein
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>>53712225
so literally the same as Wolf:ET

soldier: heavy weapons (panzer, MG, mortar, flamethrower)
medic: healing other players
engineer: repairing shit, landmines, etc.
field ops: give out ammo, calls in arty and airstrikes
covert ops: steals uniforms, stealthy shit, snipers etc.
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>>53712176
"No."
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>>53712253
I've played a little bit of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and they have some classes like medic and sniper.

It's probably more similar to TFC than TF2
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>>53712273

well fuck me, I havent played ET

then yah, its just like that. But again, the playerbase is largely incompetent
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>Black supremacists
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>>53712278
Fine.
Nipples are love. Tits are life. Ass is hometown. Thighs are art.
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>>53712295
ah, how large are the servers?

some ET games hit from 10 vs 10 to 25 vs 25
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>>53712240
>Soon his lust for cute boys will overwhelm him.
Very ironic, anon. Your girl on girl comics seem to be getting continuously lewder.

You're making great progress.
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>>53712296
Mulatto > Asian > Cumskins > Niggers
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>>53712168
i never really read these things but this one seems nice and pure

/g/154071/
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>>53712325

I think....15v15?

I dont know for sure
>>
gross
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>>53712153
I'm about 3 hours into Warframe, and I like it
The combat is incredible
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>>53712343
WE
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>>53712343
Disagree about the mulattos
Asians are based though, they are the only kinds of immigrants I like.
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>>53712361
>/g/154071/
Never mind. Thanks anyway, anon.
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>>53712393
Average mulatto man
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>>53712412
t. Vancouverfag
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>>53712418
that horse has fucking denchers holy shit
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>>53712111
Rift is a good one.
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>>53712461
I live in Winnipeg, I deal with natives.
You don't understand my pain.
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Jews are responsible for like 95% of the worlds problems.
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>>53712417
no problem
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>>53712333

>Your girl on girl comics seem to be getting continuously lewder.

Reminds me of a certain story that we were promised...something about cute girls kissing
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>>53712510

we are not
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>>53712510
low sex drives allow the jew to control you dont be a jew controlled virgin FUCK FOR UNCLE SAM TODAY
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>>53712483
I live 30 minutes from a Native reserve, who come over and steal trucks and shit, take it back and strip the parts and sell them where the OPP can't do anything. Because this has happened to my truck.

I know the pain, anon
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>>53712510
whatever
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>>53712333
That's not true.
And I only like 2D. You're the one that wants to cuddle with cute boys.
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>>53712556
At least you tribals dont try to act like no fun niggers while standing at a full 5ft 2in tall.
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>>53712606
yeah try dealing with them here, they've knocked out the power, countless road blockades, etc.

they do nothing all day but huff gasoline and play bingo cause the government pays them to sit on their ass, not to mention the money they get when they turn 18
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>>53712545
>something about cute girls kissing
I do remember such a story existing. I sure hope we'll get to hear all about it soon.

>>53712582
>That's not true.
Don't worry, anon. As you ran out of your less lewd, cute comics, the lewd ones were always going to inevitably replace them.
>You're the one that wants to cuddle with cute boys.
Cuddling isn't gay at all. Me and Washington already confirmed this.
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>>53712556
They are fucking scum.
I don't generally jump to conclusions when I see people, but I will 99% of the time detest any fucking spearchucker I see.
Then they have the balls to tell us how racist we are, and how "white man" is the fault they drink every day and beat their children, and how "white man" is the ones making them spend every penny they receive (not earn), not on clothes for their kids, but for booze and cigarettes.

Revolting pieces of filth.

They are one of the reasons I want to leave Canada and never fucking come back.
>>
>>53712640
Shit guess you do have it worse all ours do is pretend to be black, the girls are massive fucking sluts which is great because the ones that are mixed are hot as balls but the men are like nonathletic blacks who dont shutup.
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hi guys

does any1 want 2 b my frend?
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>>53712705
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>>53712705

depends

can I count on you for bail money?
>>
>>53712705
hell no bubba jay i wont be your buddy
>>
>>53712705
as usual, sure
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>>53712718
rude desu
>>
>>53712686
>the girls are massive fucking sluts which is great because the ones that are mixed are hot as balls

yeah but they all get pregnant by like 23 and then they get really fat, at least where I live.
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>>53712733
very rude desu
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>>53712661
>I do remember such a story existing.
No proofs.
Pleas delet
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>>53712718
Zzzz
>>53712725
yes i have 5 dollars
>>53712733
but im ur frend
>>53712734
ur my best frend!
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>>53712705
Sure, anon.

>>53712760
Can't wait to hear it with all the gory details.
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>>53712661
>I sure hope we'll get to hear all about it soon.

me too! It sure has been awhile since we were promised this story :o
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>>53712748
Alot of them are like that but some go to college to ride the cock train and cuck a rich dude out of his money.
>>53712751
Im a rude dude out to win the /cum/ awards
>>53712797
You're my buddy not my pal friendo
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>>53712751
i'm being bullied
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>>53712906
you did it to yourself
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>>53712906
Bully the Jalisco
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>>53712852

is there a /cum/ oscars?
>>
is cybersex still used as a word
>>
Every country in North America vs the USA in a war. no nukes.

who wins?
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>>53712833
>It sure has been awhile since we were promised this story
Almost as if they were evading telling it. Fortunately, I'm sure they will get a good opportunity to tell it in the very near future.
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>>53712912
>>53712952
please dont bully
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>>53712975
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>>53712975

just try it, you syrup slurping moose jockey
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>>53712975
nato

>>53712988
>Fortunately, I'm sure they will get a good opportunity to tell it in the very near future.
what would this be?
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>>53713046
b-b-b-ut w-we're friends, anon
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>>53712988
>Almost as if they were evading telling it.

I certainly hope that isn't the case :o
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>>53712961
Yes the award is a very stiff tube sock
>>53713009
Give me your lunch money but do it sexually
>>53712975
Bring it Canada ill fuck you and all of your refugees until you are satisfied.
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>>53713055
>what would this be?
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>>53713074

cant stand the heat dont play with fire
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>>53712988
>>53713091
You may have been tricked.
There is no story.
where are the proofs
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>>53713104
but i like my lunch money
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>>53713159
im not sure what you're trying to imply anon
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>>53713210
I require your lunch money to fund further drinking lad you understand its for the greater good
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>>53713190
>You may have been tricked.

You're not purposefully tricking your friends, are you anon!?!?!?!

If so, that's very rude.
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>>53713239
he's trying to imply terrible things
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>>53713190
>where are the proofs
I'm willing to bet I could actually find them based off our discussions that day.

>>53713239
It's okay, anon. Let's just hope for a very nice story soon.
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>>53713315
we need a new thread anyway
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>>53713346
prostate was the word of the day iirc
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>>53713346
You were talking about how much you liked playing with you butt, iirc.
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>>53713311
thats not something im going to support anon

no lunch money for you
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>>53713354
Yes we do.

>>53713440
I don't know what you're talking about at all.
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>>53713473
aw man
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son of a bitch, its almost 2 again

gnight, /cum/
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>>53713509
this is a worksafe board pls spoiler

goodnight!
>>
>>53713526
>>53713526
>>53713526
>>53713526
new thread fellas
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why do yu niggas keep on making new threads eithout considering my normie life style? everytime i come back fromm parties and having fun with girld friends and boy friends there is a new thread with hundreds of replies pn it
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I'm also off to bed, g'night~
>>
>>53713554
goodnight~!
>>
>>53713554
Sleep well, anon.
>>
>>53713554
Good night.
>>
maybe it's time
>>
>>53713599
Maybe it is.
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>>53713599
>>53713626
of course it is
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>>53713599
>>53713626
To sleep.
>>
>>53713658
yeah, that's the picture
>>
>>53713658
For story time actually desu.
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>>53713649
NO
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>>53713685
see >>53713704
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>>53713740
Delete.

I want to hear my promised, embarrassing to tell, lewd, experimenting story.
>>
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>>53713685
But it's not an interesting story.

It's perfectly normal desu
>>
>>53713793
>But it's not an interesting story.
That's fine. I can be easily entertained.
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>>53713783
>>53713867
dont worry anon you could always just listen to my uninteresting experimenting story instead

im sure its just as entertaining, if not more
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my other roommate's coming back tomorrow so now the house will be less empty
i'll have more company but less opportunities for butt stuff
>>
>>53714019
I'll take both.

>>53714025
Where do you hide your incriminating butt stuff tools from your roommates?
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>>53713867
there's not much to tell desu
what do you want to know
>>
>>53714092
I have a foot locker.
Sarge won't find my jelly donuts, roommates won't find my butt stuff.

The issue with my specific instrument is the whirring noise it makes.
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>>53714105
Hmm. Let's start with:
How long ago? How many others were there? What discussion/things led up to it? Describe the moment.
>>
>>53714092
>I'll take both.
didn't expect you to be interested desu
>>
>>53714167
>whirring noise it makes.
Sounds like something that would be difficult to explain to others.

>>53714216
I am. I also want to see if you'd actually tell them.
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>>53714199
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>>53714420
watch where you're going next time dumb cunt
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>>53714420
What seems to be the problem, anon?
>>
>>53715082
unfair assumption
Nothing lewd happened.
>>
>>53714292
I'll convince them I've become addicted to homemade fruit smoothies.
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>>53715187
>Nothing lewd happened.
Kissing is a little lewd.

>>53714019
It's okay if you fell asleep, anon. I'll remember you had some stories you wanted to share with me.

>>53715228
Sounds like a reasonable explanation.
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>>53715320
not in that context
It's completely normal
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>>53715320
just about wrote up some longwinded wall of text with boring details before i realised its a bit too much, so basically

>~5th grade
>one of my best friends gets a little more touchy (small stuff, nonlewd) than usual
>like the thought of it
>do it back
>tells me he *really* likes me one day
>happy but also felt weird about it, just say i like him and hes one of my best friends
>kiss next time hes over and we're alone
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>>53715437
Of course. Completely normal activities that friends do all the time.

>>53715438
>wall of text with boring details
I would've read it desu.

>kiss next time hes over and we're alone
Does it end there? Do you have anymore?
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>>53715610
i still have it, ~2k chars and its mostly just uninteresting backstory
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>>53715228
Should I read this? I saw in a store briefly and it caught my attention.

>>53715766
I'll take it. You can pastebin it if you want.
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>>53715838
Imagine a telenovella, but about lesbian high school girls.
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>>53715610
pls
it really wasn't lewd
nobody had any experience
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>>53715875
I think that's a yes.

>>53715880
>nobody had any experience
As pure as it gets.

Feel free to share any other embarrassing/lewd stories. I think you enjoy it.
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>>53716057
"no"
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>>53716057
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>>53715838
/UFJbh2aw
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>>53716289
also reminder that bullying is not ok
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>>53716341
That was very cute, anon.
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>>53716250
Thanks for confirming your approval.

>>53716289
Now that's a story. A little bit of a sad ending.

It had good details. I enjoyed reading it. Feel free to share more whenever.
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>>53716543
>Feel free to share more whenever.
What about YOU?
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