i'm really drunk, ask an American anything

>>53706620
What's your stance on the refugees crisis?

Who are you voting for?

>>53706620
Do you believe in magic?

Whats the meaning of life?

>>53706620
Same here, what are you drinking?

>>53706620
Are you white?

>>53706620
How would Brexit affect the EU?

What did you drink to get so drunk?

Do you believe in true love?

>>53706620
Does WMD in Iraq really exists? Did you guys found it?

It appears they've passed out, I'm also drunk and a American so I'll take over.

>>53706771
A little bit of preventative xenophobia in the beginning is better than the inevitable raging xenophobia that will be produced by your self destructive policies.

>>53706797
That's my business

>>53706805
No

>>53706817
Whatever joy you can manage to experience.

>>53706826
Vodka

>>53706837
Yes

>>53706848
A whole lot of bitching and moaning followed by quite acceptance or eventually war

>>53706885
Vodka

>>53706968
Only for those who believe in it themselves

>>53707033
No, no

What has made your life so sad that you're resorting to drinking hard liquor while alone?

>>53706620

Do your women like canadian dick?

When China eventually surpasses the U.S. in economic power and the gubmint makes it mandatory for each U.S. citizen ages 5 and up to suck at least one Chinese cock a day to prevent war just how many do you think you could suck off in one day? Remember, it's for your country.

I'm drunk too

>>53707051
Did you say sorry to them for messing up their country?

>>53707100

>no eyebrows

>>53707101
Our tween girls seem to like Justin Bieber, so I'd say yes

>>53707110
Depends on how many blowjobs I get from Australians today

>>53707127
Cheers

>>53707128
No

>>53707033
Yes, but the WMDs were so dangerous and advanced that the world wasn't ready for them, our military is still trying to reverse-engineer them

dont tell anyone

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>>53707128
addendum:

never apologize for freedum

>>53707033
we found the capability for saddam to make them which was enough 2 go 2 war apparently

What is love?

what is freedom?

>>53707234
see
>>53707236

>>53707236
see
>>53707234

>>53707236
it ain't free, that's for sure

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>>53706620
do you like green chili?

>>53707167

>tfw I'm wasting my time arguing with literal alcoholics

Thanks for making me realise that lad

>>53707273
I had some green chili sauce on some enchiladas yesterday, was pretty good

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>>53707288
it never stops with this guy

>>53706620
Favorite state?

>>53707314
Go on lad

>>53707167
>>53707191
>>53707206
There was no WMD? And you guys knew it? Don't you think that your government made things up and had another agenda in Iraq?
What was it?

>>53707356
Everybody knows that. Blood for oil, dude. Blood for oil. Also if we don't have at least one war at a time the military-industrial complex gets mad, though we could prolly pull out now that we're building guided nukes with adjustable power settings.

>>53707356
Saddam was a thorn in the side of the US government for years. 9/11 just gave Bush the perfect excuse they needed to invade.

In the immediate aftermath of 9/11, Americans would've agreed to pretty much anything.

>>53707356
They definitely made it up, not everyone in the government knew though (as far as I can tell).

Sadam insulted George W's daddy and killing brown people in that region is probably good for oil prices or something.

>>53706620

Do your women like canadian dick?

>>53707411
see
>>53707167

>>53706620
are you fat?

>>53707444
I'm 6' tall and 190 pounds. You be the judge.

>>53707356
Check out this lecture by a former state department employee. A superpower like the US this uninformed and unprepared to invade a region clearly did not believe they were a credible threat prior to invading it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8JhtYmEazY

>>53706620

Do your women like canadian dick?

>>53707444
I'm 5'9 and 125, so skelly

>>53707549
Are you Ted Cruz?

Do you eat burgers, if so whats your favourite kind?

im drunk aswell m8, godspeed

>>53706620

Do your women like canadian dick?

>>53707549
>Our tween girls seem to like Justin Bieber, so I'd say yes

>>53707630
Yes
Medium rare; toasted buns; light coating of mayonise on the bottom bun with some cracked pepper; lettuce; tomato; whole grain mustard; muenster cheese

>>53707642
Cheers

>>53707677
>Our tween girls seem to like Justin Bieber, so I'd say yes

>>53707630
Medium, with jack cheese, avocado, sprouts, onions, lettuce, tomato, dijon mustard on one side of the bun, and aioli on the other.

>>53707700
also a generous portion of onions extra onions

>>53707396
>>53707397
>>53707403
By knowing that truth, do you American still vote for some new war-mongering leader?
Simply, do you still believe to your goverment?

>>53707356
to fund the military industrial complex and destabilize the region tbqhwul

what other reasons would there be


>>53706771
in europe i honestly think there should be a 1 female to male ratio for admitting refugees, would decrease rapes a bit

>>53706797
sanders probably, he seems to be the best for the long term

>>53706805
well i cant prove it doesnt exist

>>53707033
no they dont dubya and cheney was lying

>>53707100
im technically drinking with my roommate right now

>>53707110
well they seem pretty small so i could probs do 3 at a time 3 times a day

>>53707444
i'm 6'4 and 160 pounds so nah

>>53707411
live in washington so canadian men and our men are considered essentially the same

>>53707630
no

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>Canadian mad banter

>>53706797
dude free lmao

>>53707726
See pic

Screw these faggots. Ask a social retard anything.

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>>53707773
I goofed

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>>53707726
Ever since Iraq, the public has been strongly against any kind of intervention in a foreign conflict.

However, the US government does not always listen, regardless of who we elected.

People are angry, which is why candidates like Trump and Sanders are gaining traction. From what I can tell, Trump is more realpolitik while Sanders is more non-interventionist in general.

>>53707885
I don't think their popularity has that much to do with non-interventionism. Obama decreased our presence in the region alot. Their popularity seems to have alot more to do with their lack of involvement in the political machines that exert undue influence on our government.

ask a nonwhite american anything

>>53707964
Were your hands up when they shot?

Why hiphop, rap and black people kind of music so popular in America?

>>53708019
Because they made it and consequently it seems to express something about their shared experience.

>>53707984
im hispanic so i dont get shot

>>53707944
You're right, foreign policy is only part of it.

I disagree about Obama though. We've still got troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, and he's gotten us involved in Syria. Particularly in supporting the Syrian opposition.

>>53706620
>ask anything
post credit card number and pin

>>53707964
>nonwhite
>american
Pick one baka

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>>53708118
I'm a citizen though my 62.05% white non-hispanic american comrade

>>53708099
>9800 troop in Iraq

That few is basically our equivalent of having none there.

Us 'really' having troops there would mean ISIS would be toast.

>>53708019
rap is popular here and most people under 30 like it to some degree, hip hop has sort of died off

tbqh though most other major countries will embrace rap within the next 10 years, people don't seem to understand how much influence black americans have on world wide music

Does Trump likely win?

>>53708468

Yes.

Why would America not vote for a man that will make America great again?

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Actual OP here. Much drunker than when I began this thread, but I will answer as many as I can.

>>53706771
Deport all of them before your women deport more of them our their vaginas

>>53706797
Trump

>>53706805
No....

>>53706817
Up to you to decide

>>53706826
Beer mostly, but switched to a couple vodka/sprites

>>53706837
yes, 100%

>>53706848
would make some top quality banter

>>53706885
13 beers and a good bit of vodka

>>53706968
no :(

>>53707033
No, no

>>53707051
preciate you taking over for me homie

>>53707100
i was at a friends house playing Settlers of Catan actually, and we got trashed while playing and watching NFL playoffs

>>53707101
as long as youre white

>>53707110
i hope so

>>53707127
breh

>>53707234
that feel u get when you eat 2nd dinner and realize 3rd dinner is only 10min away

>>53707273
yes

>>53707642
breh

>>53708468
Yes

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fuck you OP, you said "ask anything"

>>53708828

im here now cunt

>>53708112
is a gimmick

>>53708828
Don't listen to this cunt
>>53708856

I'm here for you Jose

>>53708929

>implying im brown

Senpai is polish

>>53708959
How was I implying that?
Not rhetorical, actually curious, genuine confusion

>>53708991

too drunk to know tBh f4m

>>53709161
its ok, I think you confused me calling the Paraguayan Jose with calling you that.

>>53707100
>>53707340
>>53707288
here pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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I am oP and approve of >>53709194 's message

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