What can /int/ tell me about Nigeria?

World power by 2030

>>53704340
Advanced African nation with good social services, military, and good-looking people. Also very smart and funny, superior to shithole countries surrounding it.

>>53704340

They go chop your dolla

green peru

The president's first name is Goodluck

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Nairaland forums

There is a desperate prince from there who needs to keep giving money away.

>>53704455
Guatemala*

>>53704340

NIGERIA EES A COMPONY!

NOT A COUNTRY EES A COMPONY!

they are manlets ! seriously they are so shorts !

>>53704606
t. Algerian

>>53704606
t. Ghanian

andalusian flag

Well they're in Africa

>>53704423
Their HDI is terrible

>>53704666
the only nigerian i know is Big Tyrone but I find this funny nonetheless.

>>53704517
I browse Nairaland from time to time
I really don't know why, but I do.

Former Nigerian here. Northern Nigeria is a shithole filled with Muslims and sharia law. Everywhere else is fine

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>>53704624
>>53704677
actually in Ghana the language is english not french.

seriously they are fucking short ! and they are overnumbered ! manlets darkies everywhere !!!!!!!!! they are some kind of brown goblins.

>>53704960
Me too, it's fun ooo

>>53704979
I accused you of being Ghanian because there's somewhat of a rivalry between Nigeria and Ghana. https://youtu.be/HFfO2JCD6ZM

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>>53704974
you'll always be nigerian m8

also

>Everywhere else is fine
>implying literally anywhere in Africa at all is "fine"

>>53704514
Not anymore, it's Muhammad now. I wish I was making this shit up.

>>53705047
How would you know, have you seen it for yourself?

>>53704974
Did you stop being so short when you stopped being Nigerian?

>>53705072
>>53704974
Weird how every Nigerian I know is from the Christian side

>>53704514
Goodluck, Jonathan and Patience, Jonathan (his wife) are out of office now. The new guy is literally a former dictator.

>>53705131
Africa is the definition of third world m8

My brother and 3 of my cousins have been to a several places in Africa, including Nigeria. They were not exactly packing their bags to move out there

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>>53704666

10/10 True!

>>53705207
wew, blanda upp

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https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/nigeria
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/igbo
http://igboweddings.tumblr.com/
https://www.instagram.com/queenzi_/

>>53705355
>>53705207
What the fuck, finnbro?

>>53705192
That's different from not having a single "fine" place whatsoever.

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>>53705355
Are Igbos really the le happy merchants of West Africa?

>>53705327
that song is so fucking catchy

>>53704340
their prince owes me a lot of money

>>53705426
iirc it was or is part of their culture to specialize in being merchants.

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>>53705426
>Are Igbos really the le happy merchants of West Africa?

Yes

>>53705415
Because that "fine" palce is prone to several things like extremists from the North which are the consequences of pre-colonial Nigeria or what would be later known as Nigeria, colonial and independent Nigeria's history.

>>53704423
Ghana is a lot better than Nigeria.

>>53704551
XAXAXAXAXAXA

met some cool folks from Ghana, not yet met any Nigerians myself but a mate just about got killed there years ago. heard it was a bit unsafe.

>>53704340
Nigerian men have worst behavior of all Africans living in Japan.

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>>53704340
What exactly do you want to know, Anon?

>>53704438
You be the mugu, I be the master.

>>53704606
>they are manlets.
The non-nomadic Fulani are on average 6'0 and above.
The Nomadic Fulani are on average 6'2" and above. Some of them reaching heights of 7 feet tall or more.
t. 6'3 Nigerian.
I'm not Fulani though.

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>>53708415

Do you live in Lagos or Abuja?

>>53705164
The Northerners are majority-muslim but they hardly travel.
The Southerners (Igbo, Yoruba, etc) are the ones that travel a lot, especially the Igbos.
There are many Yoruba Muslims though.

>>53708471
Lagos.

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>>53708526
terrible

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>>53706464
based

>>53704666
Ah am goen to Gugu to search up if Ass Na es playen todeh, while in at et, i em goen to de stoh to bah sum Pay Pa and also buy an Eggs Bugs Three Sisty foh mah sons betday, then ah go ito mah car and pray ah have a Save Johnny, ah also boght sum Magdonnas and also Hoda Shy Knees, ah then go back home and saay API BETDAY SON!!!!!

>>53709172
Yeah i did horrible over there

>>53704340
I'm half Nigerian, half White
ama

>>53704340
Fucking savanna, swamp and forest all in one.

Should be partitioned into ~6 nations.

Has potential. Their leader is a joke though.

>>53709275
was your Nigerian parent born in Nigeria?

>>53709348
Yes, mom was born in Nigeria.

Who are the niggers of sub-Saharan Africa?

>>53709384
Pygmies?

>>53709362
Would you visit Nigeria?

>>53705072
He's trying to instill proper etiquette in the population and tackle corruption. Sounds pretty based desu.

>>53709402
Absolutely

>>53708526
Have you been to port hacourt, Nigerian here myself. Mix of Igbo + Cross river state

>Tfw dont speak either igbo or efik

Pretty out of touch rn but browse naira land from time to time
Do you speak Igbo?

One of the most corrupt governments in Africa, which is really saying something

>>53709278
>Should be partitioned into 6 nations.
IPOB pls go.

>>53709278
Nigeria is already a cluster fuck as it is.

>>53709505
Never been to port Harcourt.
A na m a su Igbo ofuma.
A muru gi na Nigeria?

>>53709384
Trying to apply one cultures hierarchy to another often fails.

If you like african women. I think many of their men left to rape Europe so you can find a better selection of women there. One Nigerian woman randomly added me on face crack, called me and cried on the phone because bad communication poor English.

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>>53709533
MFW almost 800 million naira (roughly $3 million) was budgeted for "website update"
www.nairaland.com/2865544/fayemi-update-website-n795-million
www.budgetoffice.gov.ng/index.php/component/content/article?layout=edit&id=102
Shameful tbqh senpai.

>>53709817

You need some Finnish experts to come sort it out.