watch out haha! banter! haha! edition
Just listen to these
>>53702009 are you that cali girl that did those vocaroooooos :(?
Sound as er leds, keep her lit till the fireman comes.
Richer than Cornwall and wales :*
2. not a paki
4. a good singer
5. my wife
6. best girl
sorry lad family only
here's a picture though
>i live my life with the guidance of bronze age mind control software
wee jaunty was down in ardoyne battling the peelers like his head was half cut while wee bonzer was keeping dick en the RA showed up and he said "ballex fuck this" so he pulled up his knickers and ran.
>wee jaunty was down in ardoyne battling the peelers like his head was half cut while wee bonzer was keeping dick en the RA showed up and he said "ballex fuck this" so he pulled up his knickers and ran.
Science shows us that every particle of matter from here to the end of the universe was at one time at an extreme dense and hot point that was smaller than the head of a pin. That means yourself, your father, this planet, all the stars and galaxies, everything and everyone who has ever existed was at one time the same thing.
When we die, our consciousness is ended and the energy kept in our body dissipates back into the universe, to be used again as another organism or perhaps to wait an interminable time underground. But one day, as this planet ends and if the universe does indeed go through a 'big crunch' at the end of its life, we will all be reunited again, closer to each other than we ever thought possible.
So when you look up at the night sky and see all those massive furnaces in deep spaces burning wildly, remember that you're looking at a part of you and him that you lost 14 billion years ago. Every photon of light is a part of us, we're the product of stars forging complex elements inside of their massive bodies which then had to supernova so Earth could be pelted by everything beyond hydrogen and helium.
The death of any person is a loss to us all for the very reasons I've outlined but know that one day in the future we'll take the same walk back into the stars.
Feel like fucking crying lads spelt my morning coffee on my sweat pants and the verendah
>I'm the lad with a Jewish gf
>went to a pub quiz type event tonight at a social club frequented exclusively by jews
>good turnout, lots of people including many fine looking jew-t-3.14s
>I stick out like a sore thumb
>actually have a decent chat with a young-ish liberal rabbi, sound bloke desu
>came first place in a general knowledge quiz in a room of 50+ obnoxious religious Jews
>mfw seeing the collective superiority complex evaporate as I up to the front to collect my vouchers
>Death and life are equally pointless and none of you scum even know this.
Fucking housemates said they were going out tonight but they still haven't left
Don't reckon they'll go at all if I'm honest, now they're bouncing round the fucking gaff punching walls and screaming
Walls are paper thin and they're all singing above my bedroom. Doing my nut in
You don't have to be an atheist to see that the bibles are messes of nonsense fabricated, modified and re-modified by many pathetic men over a period of hundreds of years.
And that Christianity is nothing but a brainwashing machine which only exists in its current widespread form because the controllers of many governments have determined that Christian religions are useful for producing easily manipulated people who have trouble thinking independently and pay far less attention to what their governments are doing.
Seriously, go watch that episode of Family Guy where Brian and Stewie go to an alternate dimension where Christianity never existed. No crime. No wars. No hate. I guarantee you it will open your eyes to Atheism.
Do people really believe in christmas? This has to be one of the most retarded holidays ever created. It is made to celebrate the birth of jesus, who in addition to NOT being the son of god (which does not exist), himself did not exist. Check it out- any credible historian will admit that there is NO proof he even existed. The whole idea of jesus was just a bunch of propaganda created by religious fanatics.
Not only that, it is continuing a pagan holiday. The tree is a symbol of fertility, which is pretty much the opposite of Christfaggotry.
The "modern" aspects of it are just as bad. You are pressured by society into buying presents for people even if you don't want to and don't have the money for it. In exchange you get shit you didn't want and would have been better just spending your own money and things you wanted. Then people still lie to their kids and tell them a magic fat elf will slide down their chimley and give them presents. No wonder you people are fucking retarded, if you believe this even as kids.
Fuck christmas (not going to capitalise it either, as "christ" is not a real person.)
i had some that were like "who composed swan lake?", "how many arms does an octopus have?" and "for which paper did eistein receive the nobel prize?"
the sheilas were gushing when i pumped out those correcties
try my best not to do any charlie tnight im better off with my mary jane defo gettin drunk need a messy night tnight really wannna get so out of ma face i dont no whats goin on cus i dont like it but owe well thats life init you have good days n bad days need to dance n have a buzz tnight get rid of this shit feelin ive got the blues man i scare ma self when im like this swear no one better so sommat to annoy me tnight cus i feel like a really lose cannon i think i might have to b sectioned soon propoer losing it feel like an insomniac lol anyone who can understand me bust me a message let me no my heads more fuct than this shit country n thats sayin summat cant relax at the moment its like theres a hundred thoughts running through my mind i feel really creative but at the same time really destructive its like a war zone my brain at the moment
LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME THAT GIRLS MIGHT BE POSTING????
>literal Staceys on interpals
not a fan of this
>you will never be in the 1st XV for an all boys kiwi private school
>youll never have your saturday matches televised
>youll never then get poached to play for an NRL team
I think the west should declare war on China now
if we wait 30 more years they will be overwhelmingly dominant economically and militarily
we can blockade them using korea japan taiwan and the phillipines and nuke pyongyang while we're at it
>The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
All tipping aside this is a great sentence from a purely literary stand point
Turn on your flag ulster.
Mate there's like 4 girl britposters.
Very conservative country of course, dont even allow abortion.
Rate my QT, have her number and all. Was on the phone last night
>non extraflag user plebeian cunts
literally the very worst of the worst
>i go online to post contrarian opinions about sequels to universally loved films. th e sequel of which has had fantastic reviews -- but i, a literal who, presses forward with the notion that i know better than professional reviewers who have been critiquing films for decades
if yer replying to the ivan post I thought it was in reply to the instasync post
I'm also a limmyposter 2bh
also decided to start an instasync rather than go to bed for your information
>we're an anonymous imageboard!
>we have free speech and aren't tied down to names or heavy moderation!
>we can finally have deep open discussions about topics!
>at every turn insults are thrown at every single person posting
>everyone tries to discredit other opinions though ad hominem attacks, tier lists, my opinion > your opinion and other middle school tier arguing
>you idiots get mad when sites like reddit post your content even though you claim to not care about fame or status because of anonymity
>everyone here thinks they're intelligent or better than everyone else when most of you are pseudo intellectual autistics with no friends, no emotions, no jobs, no relationships with family aside from them paying your way and having never kissed/hug/touched a woman.
>but you're better than everyone because you scored high on tests or have a high IQ and sit around telling everyone you do while the world moves on without you and these "idiots" have lives, jobs, family, experiences and enjoy themselves and become successful while you sit around arguing about this board and its content and how "superior" you are to "plebeians".
>my face when you're all deluded sheltered children with no grasp of reality.
If I ever had the chance to kill one group of people it would be 4chan users. You guys are everything wrong with society bunched up on one shitty website.
>>we're an anonymous imageboard!
>>we have free speech and aren't tied down to names or heavy moderation!
>>we can finally have deep open discussions about topics!
>>at every turn insults are thrown at every single person posting
>>everyone tries to discredit other opinions though ad hominem attacks, tier lists, my opinion > your opinion and other middle school tier arguing
>>you idiots get mad when sites like reddit post your content even though you claim to not care about fame or status because of anonymity
>>everyone here thinks they're intelligent or better than everyone else when most of you are pseudo intellectual autistics with no friends, no emotions, no jobs, no relationships with family aside from them paying your way and having never kissed/hug/touched a woman.
>>but you're better than everyone because you scored high on tests or have a high IQ and sit around telling everyone you do while the world moves on without you and these "idiots" have lives, jobs, family, experiences and enjoy themselves and become successful while you sit around arguing about this board and its content and how "superior" you are to "plebeians".
>>my face when you're all deluded sheltered children with no grasp of reality.
>If I ever had the chance to kill one group of people it would be 4chan users. You guys are everything wrong with society bunched up on one shitty website.
It was bollocks
The story was shit
The ending was shit
The twists were shit
The locations were shit
It was full of forced callbacks to memey quotes
And above all else, the acting was diabolical
haha too long BITCH BOY
look at all that text haha you think ive got time for that? ive gotta change out of these coffee stained sweaties
haha alri jordan *spits into the air then catches it in my mouth* yeah you could say that
>when you're sitting on a bus and a QT sits next to you and you can smell her hair conditioner and perfume and you just want to speak to her but then you realise she has her headphones and you get off the bus having a full on existential crisis then you think of taking a walk to the nearby mountain and standing at the top wondering what it would be like to fall
Can't be the only one on this feel here lads.
Is there analysis at all? Do you bring Yanks over to talk about and explain things?
We have people (USMNT) lads who analyze Champions League games and what not, but Brits call the games
is this what it feels like being a teenager growing up in britain?
>>when you're sitting on a bus and a QT sits next to you and you can smell her hair conditioner and perfume and you just want to speak to her but then you realise she has her headphones and you get off the bus having a full on existential crisis then you think of taking a walk to the nearby mountain and standing at the top wondering what it would be like to fall
>Can't be the only one on this feel here lads.
yeah this asian girl i was talking to me seems to be giving me the flick too haha last time we proper talked was a couple days ago so i reckon i'll hit that bitty up tonight with ye olde "ayo how was your weekend?"
OFF THE RIDE LADS
Yeah I heard a podcast about this recently, a detailed ISIS local budget thingy was realised and the vast vast majority was spent on fighter salaries and their income was oil, drugs, massive tax on population, detailed breakdown of stolen items/money and selling off ancient shit.
The guy who used to live in isis controlled territory was saying they love western food like brugers, chips, kebab, pizza and love big american cars. and will pay up to 50USD for a chocolate bar like a standard twix/snickers
Kek Nippy is white though
Her on the left
(distance is very high because she is on a trip in Toronto)
she cut her tits off, she used to look like this
She's at a swimming competition (which is why she's in Toronto) so maybe she's just busy haha
That's what I hope as I would like to put my willy in her fanny if you know what I mean haha
>We would lose the freedom to travel in the EU if we left
who wants to buy a key to open my rare lisicki case
valued at up to a whopping 800 pennies
>this literally came out whilst i was in lower sixth in an all boys school
British schoolboy humour has never been displayed so accurately
just make really awkward and physically painful small talk until you start having conversations about each others lives and as you learn more about each other's overall personality you decide if you want to be friends or not
trust me bro 100% normie. >_> you're not getting this post from a friendless loser like you at all haha
eating cherrios at 2:30am
L M A O
I'm so fucking qwerky.
It's the best downer I've tried and I've tried everything from z-druigs, muscle relaxers, benzos, soma, qualudes and other GABA drugs.
Take 1gram and report back to me. It's good for anxiety, depression, tripping balls (if you take enough, at low doses you don't trip), relaxation, socialising (makes you as confident as speed does and as charasmatic without the shite feeling)
They're just so vivid and realistic
Lucid dreams are much better because you can live it out, you feel so fucking confident, everything just goes so well during dreams. Life just feels so fucking good during them
Its like your brain feels sorry for you and creates the perfect life for you in your dreams
Good lad don't listen to the other heretics trying to siphon your faith.
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
If I should die before I wake,
I pray to God my soul to take.
If I should live for other days,
I pray the Lord to guide my ways.
Father, unto thee I pray,
Thou hast guarded me all day;
Safe I am while in thy sight,
Safely let me sleep tonight.
Bless my friends, the whole world bless;
Help me to learn helpfulness;
Keep me every in thy sight;
So to all I say good night.
I shall pray for you tonight brother.