muh heritage thread

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>>53698487
R8

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>>53698487
>non-whites on my /int/

>>53698996
>jewish atheist

>>53699167
>that argentine corrupting otherwise pure white blood

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Tfw know family history back 6 generations on all sides

Tfw know enough to write an encyclopedia article on every single one

Tfw have photos for most of them

Tfw have template that would fit everything

Tfw upload speed is too shit to upload on 4chinz

Tfw look wistfully at /muhheritage/ threads because i know my heritage better than anyone else here yet can't showcase it

I'd do someone else's ancestry in exchange for them making a chart for me with Pic related template and posting it on muh heritage threads.

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How'd I do?

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too fucking complicated

>>53699482
>sister with a Canadian
You better do something about that lass

>>53699659
I'm trying, trust me. I'm on my parents side of that battle.

>>>/soc/

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>>53699618
>>53699167

tfw a Columbian has more white DNA than you

>>53699728
Fight the hard fight

>>53699736
t. newfag

>>53699805
Kek, Congolombia is white

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>>53699914
They still have a better standard of living than you guys

>>53699846
My parents told her they wouldn't give her any more money for college if she moved there, so I think she'll make the right decision. I hope.

>>53699068
Cuuute <3

>>53700087
How did you manage to engage with a Russian?

>>53700278
Kek, the layout of your tree made me laugh for some reason

>>53700360
You know how they have mail order russian brides? She used the female version

jap and jap.

such a dumb shit.

>>53700360
We met while looking at grad school programs. It's pretty nice, he's god a cute accent too because he lived in the UK for a bit, so his English sounds nice.
>>53700472
I have gotten that joke before, kek

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i love you /int/... pls no bully

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>>53700878
Average Spaniard

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don't know really anything about great grandparents tbqh don't know why. Kind of suspicious now that I think about it aha

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Updated the info and added mostly historical flags

>>53700738
>I have gotten that joke before, kek
I know a girl who is a russianboo and I have said this to her, she thought I was serious as well

>>53700878
>studying arts
>brother is a bassist
most disappointing part of that tree tbqh

>>53700581
nice! What part of Ukraine?

My mom is from there

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Grandfather from mother's side fled to Mexico during the Spanish civil war. His family moved to other European countries so now I have cousins all over Europe.

>>53700968
i have a mixed accent between the venezuelan accent and the spanish accent of Spain. Some people says that sounds like the accent of the canary islands...

>>53701250
People are actually Russiaboos? I legit never had any interest until I met him.
>>53701118
Do you have any living grandparents? Ask them!

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>>53701250
>there is someone here who knows their great-great-great-grandparents were shoemakers in Saxony
>don't even know what my own grandparents did for living

>>53701602
I used ancestry.com for the really old info, they had records giving occupations, date of birth etc but I thought European churches kept good records?

>>53701585
>People are actually Russiaboos? I legit never had any interest until I met him.
Well she was kind of a russian "muh heritage" type. For someone reason she thought I was also part russian and I said she should try to order a husband online instead

>>53701332
I am an embarrassment to my family for that reason i will go to the university the next year...

>>53701411
No idea lel, she died when I was like 2 years old.

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R8 m8

>>53701805
>swedish gf
FUCK OFF

>>53701865
Autism, shes a finn lad, look at the flag

>>53701882
fuck I always think the Finnish flag is Sweden for some reason i don't even know

>>53701889
>>53700581
>>53701411
When did argentina suddenly become filled with all these Ukrainians and slavs?

>>53701951
1870-1930 more or less

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>>53701589
my part newfie nigga

>>53701865
Rude desu.

>>53701994
Are they Ashkenazi?

>>53702138
Why do people include siblings?

>>53702344
Why not?
And i find it interesting that my race-mixed brother race-mixed with a jap

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Eat shit /int/
I bet you thought I was dead.

>>53702417
>That fucking beard
Post picture

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>tfw people ask if you are an immigrant.

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r8 & h8 or rel8

>>53702417
I dont think anyone cares about some random tripfag desu

>>53702716
Nice tree but holy shit that's too much fucking text
Also where is that green flag from?

>>53702813
He says it, french algeria, I think its funny how he added personality types

>>53701585
I'm legitimately a Russiaboo
>>53701754
Russian heritagefags exist? I don't think I've ever met one. There are Polish heritagefags here and there though.

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>>53698487

>>53702813

Yeah I know, wrote that shit down when I was drunk and crying to "Ode to my family" like a fucking teen. Needed to rant.

>you did not find meeee you diiiid noooooot fiiiiiiinnndnndn... does anyone care? *sobbing intensifies*

In my defense this was last year so I was still a teen then. If anyone has tldr heritages I would be interested, I like to read up on normal people.

And there is no flag for French Algeria so I used the coat of arms made during the Second Empire and subsequently used in military insignias.

The three stars represent the three départements of Algeria.

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>>53703367

>>53701754
Huh, that's funny.
>>53703309
Would you date a Russian citizen? Have you had a Russian gf/bf? It's kinda hard dating a Russian citizen if you live in different countries due to visas and whatnot.

>>53703502
I'm Polish, for context. I think dating a foreigner would be hard in general, so it's not just about citizenship. Even if differences don't arise in the beginning, they WILL come up. Also, I like the idea of preserving your culture. So, although I like the culture and like them as friends, I don't know if I would go so far as to date one, because I'm not sure how they would fit in with the rest of my family. However, the cultural differences aren't that big, so I won't say that wouldn't consider it.

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Posting my genes in pic related (as follow up to >>53702716)

>>53703309
>>53701585
>>53703502

When it comes to dating Russians, I can confirm it is hell on Earth.
My bf like many other ex-Soviets here received a special present from the immigration service for Christmas: an expulsion notice.
They're clearing the way for the Syrians and Eritreans and whatnot.

My bf has worked to the bone, is on the brink of madness, increasingly growing cold due to all this which only adds to his lack of clearness concerning our relationship.
As for me, I am now addicted to oxazepam and increasingly dreaming of self-immolating in front of the immigration service building Thich Quang Duc style.

I would only ever date an Eastern European for physical and personality tastes, but what gets to me is their ageism (thirty years is old, twenty years is a child, a 10 year gap is a lifetime... fuck that noise!!!!) and their chronic inability to express emotions.

>>53699307
Pretty autistic desu

>>53703478
Muh Heritage is TL;DR I've actually written books on it.

I can't even decide what to put on a chart

>>53703900
Is it worse I can tell you every descendant of all my great great great great grandparents?

I'm in phone contact and mail contact with everyone of them. I even send christmas and birthday cards (and anniversary), although I rarely get any back.

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>>53703478
Here's another version of my heritage with text on

>>53703898
I mean, if I REALLY wanted to date a Russian there are plenty of Russians/Ukrainians where I live who have citizenship, so I don't think that that would be such a problem.

> chronic inability to express emotions
Eh, I would kind of like that. Then again, I am one of them.

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My great-grandmother was born to German settlers from Pommerania and East Prussia.

>tfw born in the worst state of Germany besides Berlin

Could someone post the templates for the 5 and 6 generation trees?

>>53703898
That's so sad, I'm sorry anon. But, I'm pretty sure he can get asylum a ton of places if he's gay.
My boyfriend had trouble with his emotions when we first started dating but that's cleared up. I wish you luck anon.
>>53703706
One thing I don't get is that he's pure slav as far back as he can track, and is fairly nationalistic but still is dating an American mutt, which I think is kinda cute.
And I understand polish anon. The cultural differences have arisen, but he lived in the UK for awhile so it's all over the place, hah.

>>53704099

Well their being the "strong, silent type" is definitely boner-inducing and beyond that definitely part of why I would only ever want them.

But the problem is - and I admittedly am inferring this entirely based on my one single boyfriend - that I am completely blocked since even non-verbal communication is ambiguous, and he changes his mind more often than I change my clothes.

I could rant for hours here and I have already lost a lot of social life thanks to this shit so, yeah, to make it short - it fucking sucks. It's down to his being too deep in depression to feel/perceive things normally, his paranoia (he often says I'm extremely effeminate which I am not just because he's afraid we'll cross his colleagues or friends in the street) and ageism (he says I'm a child even though I'm way more responsible than him and have to take charge of every aspect of his life and paperwork).

No, seriously, it really fucking sucks. I'm considering asking him if he wants us both to lie down in bed and commit suicide. I have some medical knowledge and easy access to pharmaceuticals so all it would take is some benzodiazepines and alcohol. I feel trapped, I drag him behind me every hour of my waking life yet I can't leave him because he is the only thing I treasure. And I never get a glimpse of gratitude or affection, except cuddling in bed and his hands in my hair. I feel like an empty battery, completely depleted of energy. He refuses to acknowledge my problems and depression since I have less than he does, he went through a lot of shit both here and in Russia which I was spared and so he feels legitimate in constantly criticizing him and there is never a single moment I can talk it through because he'll always shut the conversation down and says there are more urgent matters or threaten to go back to Russia or something...
>tl;dr, hold me /int/

Please ignore my preceding verbal diarrhea.

>>53704497

Thank you so much, a little compassion on this harsh Earth even on internet reaches quite deep.

>>53704401
Ayy also have heritage from the Kingdom of Wurrtemberg and Pomerania

>>53704497
>tfw no gf to help me with my social autism

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>>53698487
>tfw boring heritage

>>53704880
>descendant of picts
Jesus christ anon that is some major bullshit

>>53704928
It's not this guy is related to me. It's a gaelicised pictish surname which my great grandfather has.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_M'Naghten

I have also had my haplotype group checked and I have some r2bl21 in me which is the Picts genetics.

>>53698487

My tree is all american flags. They came over in 1840-1880, kinda sucks desu

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100% European all the way back to the stone ages. Fuck i love being white.

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meh, no idea where my great-grandparents came from. probably convicts.

>>53705112
If you're a Scot, you've got a shot.

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>>53704058
in my experience Brazilian-Japanese people are the most beautiful in the world.

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>>53705257
I agree 100%

>>53705204
I'm moving back to Britain aswell this year to apply for the royal marines, and to be honest i can really see myself staying there forever.

>>53705345
I'm joining the Marines too.

See you on the frontline fellow Scot. Hopefully we are in the same Reg

>>53705056
>muh haplogroup
Thats like a french man claiming he's a frank because he has some random r1b subclade, you cant know for certain

>>53704770
I do try to help him a lot anon. He was bullied pretty bad and has awful social anxiety but we're trying to work on it together, and it's going well.
I'm sure you'll find someone someday. Keep trying.
>>53704691
Just keep trying anon. It sounds like a lot from what I read, but keep going.

>>53705394
My great grandfather has a pictish name. Fuck off.

You're just jelly you have spic heritage

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>tfw shitty mutt
>tfw still manage to be anglo
top meh

russian, from the mountains of east europe

>>53705372
Really? Thats sick, when are you applying? I'm moving to Stirling in July and taking it from there.

>>53705546
Yes. I have a military family so want to honour that.

Applying in March.Per Mare, Per Terram

>>53705578
Nice man. Same here, in 2 generations my family has served over 60 years in the Australian military.
Good luck with it all man.

>>53705659
You too brother. Show the world what us Brits are made of.

>>53705509
how in the fuck do you even consider yourself Anglo...

>>53705712
>brown hair
>right skin
>hook nose
i mean i look like one, and i got scot and french on my side

>>53705458
Uhhh lad, that isnt a pictish name thats just a regular scottish surname and I dont think anyone really yearns to be a pict.

And your haplogroup is an incredibly common one in the british isle's, it could have been from the irish, welsh, bretons or a different group of scotts etc

>>53705775
r1b is common to britiain. r1b l21 is not and it is the picts dna marker.

see:
https://www.scotlandsdna.com/files/press-release/Press%20Release:%20Who%20are%20the%20Picts%20%5BScotlandsDNA%2025-03-2013%5D.pdf

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>>53705803
I'm telling you, its no more related to the picts than it is to the irish or welsh

Its simply a marker of iron age indo european heritage and its very common in the isles

>>53700878
Would you be willing to do the drawings on mine?

I can complete some of your family tree in exchange

>>53705433
>I'm sure you'll find someone someday. Keep trying.
Y-you too. Jk, thanks anon

>>53706038
Interesting combo wiatu piggu

>>53705179
Egyptian in south africa?

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>>53702021
ayy

>>53707011
Is this some kind of newfie traditional dress?

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I know there is spelling errors, I was shitfaced when I made it.

Also almost 100% white

>>53707381
>almost

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>>53698487

>>53707511
As if your genes aren't soiled enough, you worry about the 2.6% black

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>tfw no perfect italian heritage

>>53707575
>she lies about her eye color

>>53707574
Its a meme you dip
>but tbqh I would be upset if I found out i was part black

>>53707511
Which Samurai family?

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>Being a mutt
its not all bad brah.

>>53707634
>that based norn iron heritage with all those brave jobs

Truly the most brave people on earth

>>53707615
Date
>>53707574
It's like finding out your great great grandfather was a dog.

>>53707772
>Date
wew lad
Nabeshima here

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>>53707309
mummer's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E86bcriRtW8&t=10

>>53707994
>53707994
We have something similar here, still think its creepy

>>53707381
Was your grandpa a big guy? Did he bring friends?

>>53702607
Are you an immigrant anon?

>>53707575
Misa World Peace

>>53707634
Is your kid a smoker, wtf?