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one hour edition
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Mugi
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fucking hate it when I'm trying to britpost and people keep calling me for drugs
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crayon pop
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>>53698177
>Not a paki free edtition

shame
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HUZZAH!
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Korean popular music
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>>53698229
life's a struggle
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In the name of Allah and his messenger Muhammad, delete this thread.
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halo
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>>53698229
literally this
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me and the lads
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Told the gf why she's stupid in great detail today lads.
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>>53698262
allah and his messenger muhammad can both go fuck themselves tbqhwymf
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>>53698284
autism relapse
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haha imagine the shitposting if /brit/ was around during WW1
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>>53698264
helo
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darts is shit
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>allah and his messenger muhammad can both go fuck themselves tbqhwymf
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reminder that it doesn't matter what you say if you're good looking
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>>53698317
just been bombed aha x
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>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing

"Yeah i'll have big mac meal and a sprite please" - Me, ordering from you at maccie d's after you graduate
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>>53698356
it's alright to play with the lads at the pub for a laff, but it's boring as fuck to watch on tv
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FEET
E
E
T
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me on the far right
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>>53698389
epIC!
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>>53698350
no

halo
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A mad collection of top quality tunage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He78FYyaCYQ
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>>53698284
>random add

haha ffs this was life before tinder
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hello i watch sports
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>>53698389
bet you're neet
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get fucked wayne
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>>53698415
no

helo
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>>53698374
>posting my private conversations
not cool m8
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>>53698438
spastic cunt
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>>53698317
me on the right
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>>53698374
>being attractive helps you pull women

fucking hell einstein, what next?
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>>53698254
Tay Tay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRAi43RE-NU
FIVE

LONG

YEARS
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took an etizolam
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>>53698463
>wayne turns out to be a bender
>literally gets fucked
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Taylor Swift is overrated ugly shite.

FACT.
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>>53698527
my nigga
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>>53698438
>ASMR isn't a sexual thing

lel she is like one of the most popular asmr youtubers
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Feel sick lads
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>>53698411
me in the middle
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Is there literally ANYTHING worse than couples who go to museums?

They get in the way fucking constantly

They don't look at anything there (they just go there to tongue the face off each other)


FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTES I WANT TO VIEW THE COLLECTION IN PIECE WITHOUT HAVING TO MOVE AWAY FROM YOU RETARDS CONSTANTLY AS YOU POINT TO SOMETHING "pretty cool" EVERY 60 SECONDS OR SO FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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>>53698527
was such a shit game
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#SUPPORTTZUYU
#PROTECTTZUYU
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I wish i was from some irrelevant yet comfy country
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>>53698389
t. manager at jjb
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>>53698564
dance isn't a sexual thing either you spoon
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>>53698570
>PIECE
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sweets and crisps
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>took an etizolam
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>>53698598
you're half there with the irrelevancy lad
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>>53698570
literally asking my gf right now if she wants to go to the museums in the future
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>>53698570
this post is why i still post on /brit/ t.bh

I would personally like to nominate a group of hyperactive kids, fuck off
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>>53698557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp3sxC7oVhk

i'd prefer if you called me something else other than ''nigga'' I'll have you know I'm quite racist
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>>53698598
aus seems pretty comfy tho
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>>53698549
yeah, but you and most men would still fuck her given the chance
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i'll do it lads
i'll fucking do it
is anyone drinking at home tomorrow night
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>>53698570
I'll go with you lad
Where abouts are you
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>>53698570
I never talk with my gf in the cinema, and if she starts to talk to me, i tell her to shut up. she gets bored in some films and starts trying to give me head and shit. i always tell her to fuck off
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>>53698651
i want her to milk me
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>>53698539
alri west midlands
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Having a Kinder Bueno
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What is british """"""""""""culture""""""""""""?

like all other countries have a clear defined culture, for example russia :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBqlfKtqTgc

But what is british """"""""""""""""culture""""""""""""""?
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>>53698652
drinking later on must allow opportunity for oxidization
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>The only difference between crocodile and alligators are a slightly different snout shape and an enlarged 4th tooth
>Classed as two different species
>But white people and black people aren't
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Marina Lambrini Diamandis
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>>53698647
Unbearable sweltering heat for 75% of the year aint comfy lad

t. Australia pro
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>>53698651
I'd only """"""""""""""""""fuck"""""""""""""""""" her for the story

she's a horse-face plank who can't sing and writes shit songs for shit people
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>>53698598
>want to play an irrelevant yet comfy country in hoi3
>play australia as it fits half the criteria by being comfy
>get invaded by Japan

FUCK
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>>53698677
Morris dancing
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>>53698652
>drinking on the day of our lord and saviour
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>>53698677
morris dancing as an equivalent
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>>53698677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZjLATAUwao
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>>53698652
why

>>53698720
good lad
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>>53698708
>she's a horse-face plank who can't sing and writes shit songs for shit people
Agreed
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>>53698698
Go to Tasmania
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ky where the fuck have you got to
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>>53698677
lmao that video is literally the equivalent of MORRIS DANCING you fucking nonce haha
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>ywn go to a museum with a gf
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>>53698675
good lad
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>>53698657
london

i go to a new one every weekend, but couples are seriously putting me off.

just leave me in PEACE.
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>>53698647
too hot
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>>53698682
you are beneath sticky bits of popcorn on the cinema floor
out of my sight

>>53698751
>>53698720
i was going to tonight but i forgot
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>>53698674

nope
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>>53698677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V72qxbTu5ao&t=45s

Culture isn't just define by folk music and dancing either laddy. Just because British culture dominates the world and much has been appropriated, doesn't mean it's not ours.
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reminder about that thing you forgot
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Shaved my cock today
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>>53698539
they're pretty decent aren't they lad
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>>53698672
what dreams are made of
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>>53698778
>PEACE
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>>53698687
crocodiles and alligators are 2 different genuses but also two different branches of their order my man.

crocodiles are to alligators, what we are to like lemurs or bushbabies or something, probably even more distant 2bh.
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>>53698677
>that
>russian dancing

this is breakdancing you ukrainian trash
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>>53698716
>>53698732
>>53698733
>>53698767
s-sorry, i-i wasn't born in britain
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>>53698802
told my gf i loved her for the 12th time today
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>>53698803
It feels good doesn't it
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>>53698687
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just got done for off roading on private lands lads haha

gonna try and do us in for criminal damage because we drove over a mound of dirt hahaha

fucking mental night so far, what about yours anon?
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awoops drunk text a girl last night
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>>53698647
Fuck off
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>>53698669
FONT

>>53698638
FONT, and stay the fuck away from the london ones you fucking vermin, i don't give a shit if you enjoy your partner's saliva.
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>>53698825
jdimsa
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>>53698832
if you're brown, get out of town.
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>be sick
>haven't texted gf all day
>she hasn't texted me
is that weird?
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was quite drunk last night lads aha
started making some weird posts
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>>53698780
you literally what

ill kill you for that cunt
no thats it dont think i wont
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Post a better tune than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

HINT:You can't
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>>53698716
>>53698732
>>53698733
>>53698767
>>53698799
>>53698832
haha lads we sure showed him
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whats happening in one hour?
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>>53698881
did the prossy ever come
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>>53698423
what sports
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>>53698832
if you're black, go back
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>>53698846
I did it so I don't tickle my bf as I fuck him
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>>53698873
gettin dat bbc
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>>53698858
angry paki
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>>53698888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqukWXviyew
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>>53698827
>stealing my content

see you in the next life
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DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY
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Did anyone else ever sleep with their m8 on sleepovers
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>>53698939
If I have to spend an eternity with you I'm going to live forever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

me at the club lads haha
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>>53698888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhjqdSPw5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c
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>>53698883
>>53698939
making a lot of enemies
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figaro figaro figaro
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>>53698616
This guy
he is pointing
pointing at me
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>>53698888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
>>53698902
long story that involves a lot of drink driving
one i booked didn't answer the phone when i got there aha ended up phoning some romanian at the last minute aha
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>>53698959
[ignites lightsaber] you most certainly wont
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You know what I don't get?

"Man wanking onto print out image of female celebrity" porn.

Who the fuck is getting turned on by that shit?
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>>53698935
Fuck off leaf
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Portsmouth 2bh
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Different species of ants are more fucking similar to each other than different races of human.

But political correctness has classed us all as the same species :)
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>>53698981
He wants your garlic baguette
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>>53698981
no frogs
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>>53698956
BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY

absolutely GOAT tune lad
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>>53698991
see
>>53698751
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i still havent seen star wars coz its fucking gay
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foy
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>>53698973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
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>>53698284
a girl's never done that to me before
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>>53699005
Same. The sight of semen makes me gag
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>>53698507
Me behind the lines memeing the shit of the huns via telegraph.
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>>53699005
someone no doubt
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>>53698828
fukken nerd
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>>53699005
Gays
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The "Mountain Chicken", is a species of frog that is native to the Caribbean islands of Dominica and Montserrat.
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IF YOU'LL BE MY BODYGUARD
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fucking pakis amirite lads?
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gonna have a shit and a shower
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>>53699042
haha what r u like
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kind of crashed my car last night
was driving quite fast and the brakes kind of went on me at the island
only ended up going over a grass verge and carrying on at the other side

slightly wish i'd hit a tree though
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>>53699050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-KUzWNdpbg
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yank?

jog on
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>>53698858
I live in London :^) sorry pal

nothing personnel kid
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>>53699100
absolute plonker mate

sort it out
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>>53699091
u r 1 tho m8 haha
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Wahey lads do you want to see some great tits?
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>>53699097
CALIFORNIA WOO LADS NO MORE VIRGIN-IA
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>>53699146
Na
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>>53699100
learn to drive you chav
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>>53699146
fuck off cunt
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>>53699128
paki
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>>53699148
who are you wales
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>>53699100
Did a bit of a skid at a roundabout the other day haha

Went fully sideways but I pulled it off and got it going straight again. Looked proper Tokyo drift.
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>>53699146
it better not be birds you fucking dick
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>>53699137
haha what am i like
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>>53699129
life's a madness la
not built for this
euthanise me
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>why yes I most certainly use extra flags
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>>53699204
tried death; didn't like it
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>>53697448
>William the Orange
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>extra flags
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>>53699215
Will you please just stop.
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>>53698958
I'll take that as no then lads hehe
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>tfw the appeal of neetdom is wearing off and I get anxious when the week starts

Help me bros ;_;
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>>53699203
how many places did you bomb today you crazy muzzie hhaha
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>>53699203
a paki haha
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what subreddit is this?
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>>53699266
I've never even BEEN to a sleepover
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>Will you please just stop.
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villa should have beat leicester but got refballed
bit fuming about this ngl
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http://furthestcity.com/city.php?ID=DUNEDIN_NEW_ZEALAND

this is the furthest away city for me lads
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Its snowing in berkshire lads!
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>>53699277
including or excluding yer nan's fanny? lol
>>53699278
hahaha good one!
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>>53699200
>Looked proper Tokyo drift.
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going to sleep lads
good night
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do you guys bring laptops to class?

>>53699255
>hamilcuck
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Listening to anime remixes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CCCGYyn30

Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, dango, daikazoku

Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, daikazoku

Yancha na Yaki dango
Yasashii an dango
Sukoshi yumemigachi na
Tsukimi dango
Osumashi goma dango
Yotsu ko kushi dango
Minna minna awasete
Hyakunin kazoku

Akachan dango wa itsumo
Shiawase no naka de
Toshiyori dango wa me o hosometeru

Nakayoshi dango te o tsunagi ooki
Na marui wa ni naru yo
Machi o tsukuri dango boshi no ue
Minna de waraiau yo
Usagi mo sora de te o futte miteru
Dekkai otsuki-sama
Ureshii koto kanashii koto mo
Zenbu marumete

(Piano solo)

Nakayoshi dango te o tsunagi ooki
Na marui wa ni naru yo
Machi o tsukuri dango boshi no ue
Minna de waraiau yo
Usagi mo sora de te o futte miteru
Dekkai otsuki-sama
Ureshii koto kanashii koto mo
Zenbu marumete

Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, dango daikazoku

Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango daikazoku

Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango, dango daikazoku

Dango, dango, dango, dango
Dango daikazoku
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>>53699291
Fuck off
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>>53699293
No friends? Or did your parents not let you?
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>Will you please just stop.
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>>53699291
/r/pakilovers
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>using extraflags in 2016
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dare one of you man try get loud
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some argentinian girl just commented on my interpals profile pic
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>>53699332
terrible post
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>>53699291
/r/RedditFlags
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>>53699323
i dont understand, this is most irregular

nighty night if so
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>>53699306
villa's goal was a blatant handball, you can't just control it with your arm

they did deserve a pen though so it works out
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>>53699326
Yes about 2/3rds of the time, but it generally means I pay less attention and take worse notes lmao. Only to lectures, not seminars.
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night
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>Why yes I post images of grown men wearing funny hats on a Shekels exchange Zionist forum
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>>53699320
>good one
unlike pakis haha
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>>53699382
t. Child rapist
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tummy troubles again
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>>53699345
I had no inclination to ask, the thought never crossed my mind as something that I would like to do
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>>53699326
no because mine is a piece of shit that gets really loud
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>Of course I use extra flags. How else will people know that it's me posting?
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I hate unconsciousness, materialism, the educational system, politicians in general (very few exceptions), fanatics, groupies, steroids, soldiers, police men
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>>53699306
-u
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>>53699332
not gonna cry, not gonna cry
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>>53699296
>>53699352
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>>53699310
Dunedin as well, conveniently the Edinburgh of the South
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>>53699413
good
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>>53699371
t. graham poll
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>>53698229
Genuinely know this feeling haha
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gonna eat some saussies on a burger bun hahahaha xD

wot am i loyk
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>tfw wearing comfy new pyjamas, drinking hot chocolate, laying in bed on 4chan listening to a bit of Eno

So fucking glad I live on my own, imagine having to share your space with another human being when you could have this bliss instead.
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>>53699401
haha m8 you're on fire
are you a standup comedian or something?
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>>53699382
semi-rare

my dad goes on a lot of business trip there, instead of a conference leaflet they always give him some tablet with it all loaded on lel rich cunts
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>>53699432
paki, or paki loving lefty tosser

which is it?
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>>53698651
>she wears short skirts
>I wear teeshirts
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>>53699450

are you actually an arab?
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>mum is starting one of her 'diets' again

ffs she does this at least 3 times a year, stays at it, eats reasonably well then goes back to her old self, which was fine by me in the first place

it's infuriating watching her buy all this exercise equipment, which she'll use once and then put in the loft, or the newest fad diet book

I genuinely feel sorry for her, which no son should have to
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snagged an argie birds profile pic and commented on some brits page , what an absollte bellend hes losing it hhahaha
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normans are making proper racket

>>53699440
lmao meant for this eejit
>>53699419
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>>53699450
I'm a sitdown comedian, wahey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBosAirL8ds
favourite musician lads? mine is KSI
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>why yes I do pretend to be from meme countries on 4chan by way of proxy
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How do I go otter mode lads
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Why does the media make such a big deal about ISIS when the bankers are doing things that are much worse?
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>>53699452
>semi-rare
N E W
E
W
i used to britpost all the time a couple of months back
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>>53699320
including of course lad haha x
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>>53699435
>crying at Clannad.
Only ARIA has made me cry before
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>>53699450
>you're on fire
I don't know about him, but you'll soon be
>>
Why do some people just talk and talk so much?
Just shut up for a bit ffs
>>
>>53699448
how do you cope with the soul crushing loneliness? I know I can't hahahaha
>>
>>53699490
>ft JME

wadda fugg
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>>53699450
im a paki so im actually a blow up comedian haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

toss me an upvote
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oneitis sent me a kissy face lads
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tuck me in? :3
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>>53699505
yeah so why have you come back you paki cunt
fuck off back to wherever you crawled from
>>
getting too many (You)s right now so I'm just gonna leave haha
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>>53699505
i've been on here for over 2 years t.bh, just don't go on consistently
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>>53699505
russian lad? or the other lad
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making a voodoo doll in the likeness of the gooky popchild
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>>53698766
Working like a hound

Finished now, will post next thread.
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>tfw you will never be invited onto a Derren Brown show and """manipulated""" into killing someone

Might have failed when I curb-stomped the old cunt repeatedly instead of just kicking him a bit though.
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>>53699565
fedora
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>>53698695
SLAG
>>
>>
>>53699528
Talk to myself constantly. Have online girlfriends I occasionally Skype with.

Need to get abs before I can have a real gf though, too much of a perfectionist to be seen without being at least above average physically.
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>>53699544
*fucks you in*
>>
>>53699544

*tucks you in gently while whispering to you in chinese*
>>
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>>53699518
abso patrish anime
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/brit/ resident Pastor here to give you some inspiring prayers and passages to cheer you up:

O God, who brought us to birth,
and in whose arms we die,
in our grief and shock
contain and comfort us;
embrace us with your love,
give us hope in our confusion
and grace to let go into new life;
through Jesus Christ.

Amen.

Father,
you know our hearts and share our sorrows.
We are hurt by our parting from those whom we loved:
when we are angry at the loss we have sustained,
when we long for words of comfort,
yet find them hard to hear,
turn our grief to truer living,
our affliction to firmer hope
in Jesus Christ our Lord.

Amen.

Gracious God,
surround us and all who mourn this day
with your continuing compassion.
Do not let grief overwhelm your children,
or turn them against you.
When grief seems never-ending,
take them one step at a time
along your road of death and resurrection
in Jesus Christ our Lord.

Amen.

Lord God, whose Son, Jesus Christ,
understood people's fear and pain
before they spoke of them,
we pray for those in hospital;
surround the frightened with your tenderness;
give strength to those in pain;
hold the weak in your arms of love,
and give hope and patience
to those who are recovering;
we ask this through the same Jesus Christ, our Lord.

Amen

PSALM:

As the deer pants for streams of water,
so my soul pants for you, my God.
2
My soul thirsts for God, for the living God.
When can I go and meet with God?
3
My tears have been my food
day and night,
while people say to me all day long,
“Where is your God?”
4
These things I remember
as I pour out my soul:
how I used to go to the house of God
under the protection of the Mighty One[d]
with shouts of joy and praise
among the festive throng.

5
Why, my soul, are you downcast?
Why so disturbed within me?
Put your hope in God,
for I will yet praise him,
my Savior and my God.
>>
>>53699490
>KSI

no..

>JME

NO
>>
just had a few rails of charlie lads haha
>>
>>53699587
still 100 posts left you plum
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>>53699089
I CAN BE YOUR LONG LOST PAL
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>>53699605
It's beautiful
>>
>>53699597
>Talk to myself constantly

erm m8

isn't that a bit mental? ha...
>>
>>53699587
this is proper mental

you said you were nearly done 1 hour and 1 half ago

explain yourself this instant

plus if this edit doesnt absolutely amaze me then consider your contract terminated
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>>53699544
*farts in face*
>>
>>53699592
don't make me start the second war of the roses lid
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>You're too old for that now
>>
>>53699599
whey someone else liked my gimmick
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how do you pronounce wyvern
>>
>>53699703

he killed himself recently
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Strongly considering watching my first ever anime while at the same time my urge to kill myself has never been stronger
>>
>>53699724
Seriously?! Source?
>>
>>53699704
why-vern
>>
>>53699704
why-van
>>
>>53699625
Not enough

>>53699658
Don't think you understand how elaborate this is. Also it's not a dedicated Kyary edit just want to temper your expectations now. She is in it though.
>>
>>53699704
wiv-ern
>>
>>53699742
its a novelty account

>>53699750
>>53699745
dunno lol
>>
>>53699760
Oh nvm thought you were posting kevs twitter
>>
>>53699750
>>53699745
It's actually wih-vern

t. art nerd that used to spend weeks studying dragons and wyverns in order to draw them
>>
CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKA!?
>>
>>53699757
hmm well we'll most certainly see wont we

you have a Tough Crowd tonight im feeling somewhat bellicose
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XBvY-ECIVY
>>
I have been experimenting with (You) returns on /brit/ for a while. I have determined the nature of posts that get the most (You)s in return. Memes are merely fillers, fillers for the big dogs. If you're in a thread, and one post gets 10+ (You)s, there's about a 50% chance it's me posting 2bh.

I have a formula, guaranteed high (You) returns on /brit/ I might share my secret with you lowly meme recyclers one day
>>
>>53699809
nice word where did you learn it
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7qtuPd6oXs

who /kanon/ here?
>>
dunno why this girl bothers speaking to me
she literally only says 'tired 'sleepy' or 'cold or 'hungry'
bit fucking boring 2bh don't need to listen to her 1 word moaning replies
>>
>>53699745
>>53699758
>>53699785
stop trolling him
>>
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>>53699735
Why kill yourself when you can kill others in the upcoming European War?
>>
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>>53699820
>>
>>53699487
Fuck off
>>
think other countries have as much slang and nuance as the UK?
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>>53699785
post your wyverns lad

(can i use lad in the /brit/)

>>53699745
i say it like you

>>53699750
i wdont say it like you
>>
>>53699832
init
>>
>>53699820
The trick is to make a really well educated post but put in some buzzwords just to throw people off, this causes a backlash as people pick apart your argument because of the buzzwords.

Guaranteed yous.
>>
>>53699703
fucking hell this was over 3 years ago and the account is still being updated
>>
>>53699735
Me in the studio working on my mixtape
>>
>>53699832
not from you i already knew it

ha! try that one on for size!
>>
>>53699873
having a coffee
>>
>>53699537
Fuck off leaf
>>
>>53699838
give her a ring you nonce
>>
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>"Anon where did you learn so much about geography and other countrys' flags?"
>>
>>53699838
is she a baby?
>>
>>53699861
Not on your nelly.
>>
Generate MASSIVE amounts of (you)'s with this one weird trick!! Reply to this post to learn the secret!! FREE!!!
>>
>>53699817
I look forward to the album
>>
why is this uppity yank still posting?
>>
915
fuck off
>>
>>53699892
ill make fun of your flag in a minute
i think it looks a bit like an anus
>>
>>53699915
"the internet"
>>
>>53699915
>tfw attractive so my autistic knowledge makes me look quirky and mysterious instead of creepy and weird
>>
>>53699915
school?
>>
Wish yanks would just leave
>>
feels good to know that if all of /brit/ was put in an arena and had to fight to the death I would be the only one alive at the end
>>
>>53699913
why
>>53699916
a bit
never asked her but she seems like the type of girl that might browse the chon aha
>>
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Got a right runny nose lads
>>
i have the best music taste in the world ama
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3402917/EU-shock-vote-storms-six-cent-ahead-wake-Paris-massacre-Cologne-sex-attacks-migrant-crisis.html
>>
>>53699915
School
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EXTREMELY TOP NOTCH BANTER.
>>
>>53699870

The best way is to come up with some lame shit that people feel like they have hilarious original contributions to but are actually lame.

Or say something mildly controversial that people will have opposing opinions on and then watch the sparks fly.
>>
>>53699989
Canada is the free trial version of America
>>
>>53700019
what is your last.fm address
>>
>>53699989
cya then m8
>>53699994
i could fucking do you in easy
literally copied my post from a couple days ago too
>>
1
begone
>>
Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's great heroes, there's none that can compare.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.
Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball,
Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal.
But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers.
Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades,
Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears.
Sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, the British Grenadiers.
And when the siege is over, we to the town repair.
The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier!
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, the British Grenadiers.
Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health of those
Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the loupèd clothes.
May they and their commanders live happy all their years.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers.
>>
>>53700000

shit get
>>
>>53700069

>>53700069

>>53700069

>>53700069
>>
I work at home and make 200 (You)s per day! Click here to find out how!

Sexy memers in [insert_IP_Local_address] desperate for (You)s, click here to chat!
>>
>>53700027
Howling
>>
>>53700023
Undecided voters will shit themselves and vote in when the time comes.
>>
>>53700000
good quint, she sounds lame af no offence
>>
>>53700054
last what

I coincidentally used to listen to a lot of Brazilian favela funk, the meme music

partly as a meme and partly because it was o fjcking good
>>
>>53700067
pitch a bunch of smelly irish farmers rekt 'em then :')
>>
>>53700044
rasheed
>>53700055
angus
>>
>>53700055
i could fucking do you in easy
literally copied my post from a couple days ago too
>>
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going to bed x
>>
>>53700113
whats your favorite brazilian artist or group

i like roddy frame from aztec camera
>>
>>53700157
i could fucking do you in easy
literally copied my post from a couple days ago too
>>
>>53698991
>>53698935
NOPE
>>
>decide to try out an anime
>male lead character is deluded and just yells shit at random intervals
>female sidekick is just a brainless giggly giggly kawaii desu
>female main character is some super mysterious genius
>there is a trap character

literally watched 30 minutes in running total and its already turned me off. Why do people watch this rubbish? The banter is all really strange and contrived, everyone seems gay or "cute". I can feel part of me dying as I watch this trite shit
>>
>>53700000
this is why /brit/ is fucking /shit/
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