so this is a map of white people. what would you change?
Why are people that vape so fucking obnoxious
Some cunt doing it in the computer lab in the library and it's making the entire place smokey or whatever the fuck comes out of those mouth fedoras and it stinks as well
Fuck off do it outside you cunt
EU nation > UK nation
>unironically wanting to be a small fry cuckolded by american imperialism
>not supporting the rising european super state, the only country of sufficient population and economic mass to counter american advances
>In a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll published Thursday, Trump reached his highest number yet in that survey.
>The poll found that Trump was the top choice of 33% of Republican primary voters.
>That gave him a 13-point lead over the No. 2. Republican, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who had 20% support.
Can't stump the trump.
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I got £30,000 in debt for a certificate that says i can do thing
"Hi, do you have any footballs in stock?" me, talking to you as the JJB manager
>I wasn't there to bow down to Kyary
if there was freedom of movement migrants wouldn't need to ask before getting in here from france or germany.
don't say they don't.
we can refuse to take immigrants as it is and they're camping at calais, not dover
well because the way in which trade works, being part of a union ensures that your government or their government cannot enforce trade barriers such as quotas or tariffs or subsidise industries (giving them the ability to beat your native industries on price through rent seeking). Similarly being in a union ensures some level of standardisation which again removes a barrier to trade.
>migration and travelling
because if we left the EU, they would want to retaliate and probably make it difficult for us to go anywhere (Unlike Switzerland which never joined in the first place, but still sort of follows the EU's lead in a round-abouts way). We'd probably have to get a visa just to go on holiday to france. I mean ffor me personally I'm qualified enough to go to Europe under a visa scheme or whatever, but I would lose out alot of benefits like healthcare subsidies, if we left the EU and I went to try and work there 2bh
Yeah it lasts absolutely ages. You could have difficulty falling asleep tonight (I know I did my first time). This is why it's good to have benzos on hand.
In the end I had to take .25mg clonaz to fall asleep.
What is the most beta thing you have ever done lads?
I wrote a 4000 word essay on French history for a girl just so I could talk to her.
>Och aye ah doo hail from Scotland!
They can't retaliate as they can't make up one off exceptions and not allowing us free movement would fuck ireland up more than us
We would only leave the EU not the european economic community lol
America isn't the one literally trying to take our national sovereignty away.
>Meanwhile Venezuela's president, Nicolas Maduro, reshuffled his cabinet. Luis Salas, a left-wing sociologist who does not think that printing money causes inflation, will be in charge of economic policy.
>ride to the cinema in my two wheeler this morning
>shoved a bag of Hershey Bars up my ass last night so I can bring them
>"that'll be $15.00 plus tip, and also the singles charge, so the total comes to $41.00"
>they raised the price of the showers to $5.00 per person
>leave my anvil outside the steam room
>put it under my shoes so no steals it
>steam room crab leg cooker appears to be broken
>walkie-talkie the attendant to come fix it
>begrudgingly leave the showers still wet
>come back out
>anvil missing, shoes gone
>"Sorry, sir, but the thief had a girlfriend, so we had to let him go."
>finally go to the cinema anyways
>sit in the very back close to the ketchup dispensers
>step on something sticky with my barefeet
>feels gross man
>take out my notepad and start taking notes of the commercials
>lights go out
>take out my Hershey Bars
>about 1/4th of the movie in, really enjoying this
>guard tower spotlights shine down on me
>"Sir, what are thooooooose?"
>All the couples start laughing at me
>ive been eating my own poop shit this whole time
>slip on the sticky substance earlier
>it was piss from the last group to watch the movie
>go home crying
>two wheeler has been stolen
>im forced to walk bare foot 100 miles back to where I live
>They can't retaliate as they can't make up one off exceptions
yes they can.
we exogenously have a treaty with ireland, so they wouldn't be affected.
doesn't exist anymore lol
I've only met one who owned a food truck, but American mussies are generally more well behaved than their european counterparts. honestly a good portion of the mussie acts here are done by fresh converts
>go to Japan
>overweight, crown baldness with ponytail
>doesn't matter because I'm white
>walk down Meiji Dori in Shinjuku
>feel something tugging on my cape
>it's a 10/10 AKB-tier j-honey
>"E-excuse me, you are.. American?" she says in broken English
>"Hai, ore-sama wa Amerika-jin desu" I reply
>"Woooow, American! Sooo coooool!"
>she gives me sex eyes
>takes me by the hand
>leads me to a love hotel
>I think you know what happens now
>"Hee hee thanks, Anon-sama"
>she keeps my fedora as omiyage and inhales my scalp scent deeply, her knees quivering
>"I will never forget you Anon-sama"
>getting hungry after all that freaky, passionate sex
>Saved up a bunch of my Good Boy Points for the trip and the exchange rate is favorable because the yen is weak
>go to a 3 star Michelin restaurant (Tokyo has a lot of those)
>No tendies, just a bunch of fish bullshit
>yell at the chef because there are no tendies
>He bows deeply
>He goes to the kitchen and commits sudoku with a kitchen knife
>I leave without paying
God I love Japan.
>EEC doesn't exist anymore
mean the EEA t.bh
>we have a treay with ireland
won't count when that area is know as the 'the european union federal province of ireland'
>yes they can
that would be incredibly petty
>says heavy snow here atm
>nothing happening outside
>go to India
>as its landing, it starts sliding around like an automobile on an icey road
>the pilot comes on the speakers
>"Roger, we've now landed in Mumbai"
>Step out of the plane
>foot lands in some shit
>whole runway is covered in shit
>realize the we didn't land at an airport at all, but one of India's designated shitting streets
>realize the pilot was Indian himself and didn't even know how to fly an aeroplane
>start trudging through the poop to get to a cafe
>order some curry
>I can hear the cooks getting whipped as they make it
>servant boy brings it out
>his hand is covered in blood
>"What's that?" I ask
>"OI, ITS BONG O CLOCK MATE!" servant boy tells me
>giant picture of the Queen is displayed on Mumbai skycrapers
>the servant boy with the bloody hands runs to the streets and gets down prone like he is praying to Mecca, his face down in the shit
>30 minutes later he hasn't moved
>Indian krankenwaggeon rushes him to the hospital
>realize the driver is the same pilot of my airplane
>realize its not because they all look the same
>never got my curry
Feels bad man
Will Britain embrace the meme?
>tfw had to leave Yorkshire and come back South for university
Faugh A Ballagh
>competing in a halo 5 1v1 tournament right
>first round i win e Z p Z
>second round's against a pro
>if i win third round's against pro
looks like i'm gonna get beaten live on stream with 100's of people watching
Is Dunkin Donuts a thing in england like it is in New England?
According to Turkey's head of Islam it is fine to fuck your daughter as long as she is under 9 years old. If she is over 9 then it invalidates your marriage.
yes i even told her 'look that one has a metal handle that you can therefore use to put in the oven or you can even use my skillet to put stuff in the oven, but the plastic is going to melt'
and she paid 0 heed because she's on of those people who thinks they knows best.
New England has the most handsome athletes in the world, no need to be jealous of them
In my first year of university there was an Austrian girl living in the same section of housing who put a tin of beans in the microwave. Suffice to say she was too rich to have ever cooked for herself before.
They're based lad like CQB submachine guns
she's from africa, she's never used a tin opener before 2bh.
some how she's managed to get into a top 10 uni, and some how she reckons that all these little bits of advise i'm giving her like 'don't put plastic in the oven, or dont use a knife as a tin opener' seem to go over her head
shut the fuck up you stupid motherfucker ill kill your entire family and make you watch.
actually ill kill them one by one and make every single other member of your family watch as their family dies because of you
Gazelle is just a bear, everybody knows Brady and Edelman are really a couple
>tfw mixed race irish/english
p-please don't discriminate against me i am a proud british man!
Germans want a new tax to pay for increased immigration that will be EU wide and be on petrol.
Will you support it brit/pol/?
No shit I live in Manchester in New England and just mad a Dunkin run.
I respect you guys a little bit more now
Why are all the """""""""""""""""""""good""""""""""""""""""""" QBs gay?
>mfw ethnically and genetically I am more British than people posting with union jacks
English + Scottish + Irish. I can celebrate St Pattys Day, eat Haggis, and not brush my teeth
went out of business I thought, the only one ever near me closed at least. Pretty gud donuts but not as good as the full dunkin experience.
Supermarket donuts, at least here, are the worst garbage ever.
>mfw european mutt with an Italian last name
god bless this land 2bh
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"
So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
>I support the existence of the alien language interpretation machine that emits radiation and occasionally kills a few people. It may never, ever be useful, but I don't want to get rid of it.
If you think that is batshit insanity, then why are you opposed to gun control?
a fellow mongrel who just happens to be 100% white. its ok bro
>he doesnt live in Greater Manchester
>he just lives in Manchester
baka desu. we have plenty of American stores it seems. we got a Taco bell a year or two ago not sure you would find it too different
I only have Yorkshire blood going back to at least 1890.
because they know how to handle balls
>FYI I'm English on one side and colonial on the other
>tfw u win a game.jpg
This guy certainly knows that feel
Felt bad for him desu
hes the only guy on the team who scored any points and then takes all the blame for the loss when he misses the last one
Even worse, m8. The only sport I like is baseball
Under the EU's own constitution, member states which leave must enjoy good relations thereafter.
It physically can't impose tariffs or get itself involved in a tradewar with Britain because doing so would break its own constitution.
There's literally no reason to stay in the EU.
Have some flipping patriotism and vote to leave.
I'm the only person I know who watches bobsledding
There really isn't a defined definition of being Anglo-Indian
In my mum's family, there is a lot of Anglo-Indians marrying other Anglo-Indians and Luso or Dutch-Indians, and most people seem to be Euro-Indians
I wouldn't say I'm Indian or English or Scottish. I'm someone of mixed British and Indian ancestry.
god it makes me a bit sad to think of the sheer volume of girls who have swiped right on me on tinder, literally thousands of girls have been shown a picture of me and had to confirm that no they would never have sex with me
Just started reading this guy
stupid as fuck
feels like my brain got cancer
anyone else think so?
>i doubt many British Pakistanis have lived in europe.
>europe's great senpai
I'm the stormtrooper?
Because I'm patriotic?
Because I value my country's independence?
Because I want us to be a free, democratic nation?
Fuck off you despicable cunt.
>had acne when i was a teenager
>get no interest from girls etc
>clears up as i get older
>now attractive af and treat women like complete shit because of how shallow i see they are
feels good brehs
>The empire is gone! You need to stop thinking like little Englanders and realise that we simply cannot survive without Muslims and Germany telling us what to do.
>a woman didn't like you when you had pizza face
>completely different woman wants to get to know you
>be a shit head and ignore them without even bothering to know them
Sounds like you're the shallow one
75% of all our laws are made in the European Union.
Laws set by the unelected European Commission.
By a body who's accounts haven't been audited in years because it's so grotesque and corrupt it fears public uproar for doing so.
It's not democratic.
You're a fucking traitor like the Austrians who voted for unification with Nazi Germany were traitors.
You'll regret it. Trust me.
When your children are being beaten and raped by European soldiers and your house is being raided by Europeans you'll wish you voted to leave.
But we'll all be dead.
Put against the wall by the filthy fascists of the EU.
You deserve to be hanged.
>The Crusades were unjustified and unnecessary. Those peaceful and always innocent Muslims were minding their business
>I care about a conflict which happened like 900 years ago
just realised how cucked america is
they give billions to israel for free every year
this iran sanction shite is just to stop iran blowing up a few jews in israel
america is literally israels dog
I'm a UKIP member.
I've campaigned harder than anything for us to leave the EU but there's always some fucking traitor who doesn't have the balls to leave.
Some despicable slithery miserable excuse for a man so base and abominable it makes me retch.
You're being offered freedom. You're being given the ability to govern yourself. The ability to be your own man. To be proud of your nation and your independence.
Yet you're throwing it away.
It's inexcusable. It's so filthy and seedy and ratty even hangings too good a punishment for it.
In America they used to tar and feather people like you.
Yeah sure whatever Donald, we've all read Lovecraft
ayy lmao (bubbling noises)
The Rothschild family is a wealthy family descending from Mayer Amschel Rothschild, a court Jew to the German Landgraves of Hesse-Kassel, in the Free City of Frankfurt, who established his banking business in the 1760s. Unlike most previous court Jews, Rothschild managed to bequeath his wealth, and established an international banking family through his five sons, who established themselves in London, Paris, Vienna, Naples and Frankfurt.
During the 19th century, when it was at its height, the Rothschild family is believed by some to have possessed the largest private fortune in the world, as well as the largest private fortune in modern world history.
Bet you feel smart in your isolated liberal bubbles.
Cunts like the two of you are rats.
And in hindsight it was racist, so it should be erased from our cultural history because slavery triggers modern audiences.
Same way the indian somg from peter pan is condemned for being racist despite being a product of its time too
We know from previous factchecks that estimates of the percentage of UK laws coming from the EU vary significantly, from under 10% to around 50%. We’ve taken a look at why we can’t really trust any of these figures for a conclusive interpretation of EU influence in our Spotlight on how much of our law the EU makes.
>basing your opinions on newspapers
The UK is an artificial union lad, time to end it.