Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>FAKARU GAIJIN! FAKARU!

What did he mean by this lads?

Japanese girls are

>>53687088
mixed European/Asian

>>53687088
crazy

>>53687019
that you should stop sending his wife perverted messages on line

お疲れ様です

>>53687088
浮気する人

>>53687348
her husband will cut off your nutsack when he finds out

>>53687088
だいたいなんでもかわいいって言う

>>53687225
あのアホは疲れて寝たらいいぜ
またくだらないタイトルをつけた

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So I bought and have been using Remembering the Kanji 1, and pretty great. (Don't worry I'm also doing Anki). I also just torrented the second Remembering the Kanji book. I don't understand how it's helpful at all, it's just a list of kanji with the readings, I don't even see any memory tricks, it looks like just a list.

Is it just bad? What am I missing?

>>53687509
まあまあ
荒らしに構うのも荒らしやで

>>53687430
I'm not having an affair with anyone. This is just what I've heard from the Japanese female friends that I've made.

日本語ぺらぺらなドイツ人ポスターが二人いるの?

>>53687669
一人は魔法少女

>>53687713
なにそれ素敵

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>>53686967
What are those? Do you cook it?

>>53686967
ハングル使うOPスレは本当にいいのか?
なんか気持ち悪いよ

>>53687713
マジか

>>53687713
魔法少女(男)

>>53687795
喜ぶから刺激するな

>>53687605
まああそれはそうけど…

>>53687669
称賛してくださってありがとう
それでも日本語がペラペラだと思わない

recommend some good jav milfs
also what is bba?

今更だけど日本語ペラペラな外国人同士が日本語で自然に会話してんの感動するわ

>>53688023
>also what is bba?
big bumptious arsehole

>>53688023
婆
ばばあ
Basically an older woman.

>>53687994
完璧じゃなくても流暢だったらぺらぺらでいいと思う
ちなみに日本人が必ずしも日本語が完璧なわけでもない

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>>53687814
早くそれを買って一緒に悪を倒そう

>>53687882
当然だ
魔法少女には魔法ステッキが必要なんだ

>>53688059
みんなすごいよなあ
英語ぺらぺらになりたい

>>53688023
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor_of_Business_Administration

>>53688166
マジカル肉棒

>>53687088
can handle husband even his pocket money
Japanese girls are like a last boss of Japan

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>>53687088
cute

>>53688166
魔法少女になって何をするんだ
魔女も魔物もこの世界にはいないぞ

>>53687713
ケバブ売ってる魔法少女?

>>53688262
僕のを擦ると魔法が出る

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>>53688306
This

>>53688368
白魔法ですね

みんなごめんのさい
昨日スレを荒らした。
反省してきたわ
申し訳のいです!
Orz

>>53688166
>魔法少女になれるアメ
日本は本当になんでもあるのな
>>53688314
世の中に悪人はたくさんいるけどねー

>>53688432
>悪人はたくさんいる
魔法少女というよりキラになろうとしてない……?

おはよう
変な時間に目が覚めたので二度寝します

>>53688314
魔法少女がいるだけで民間が魔物の存在に気付かない

>>53688568
ああ俺たち一般人が知らないところで魔法少女は魔物を倒してるわけね

>>53688543
現実にデスノートを手に入れたら果たして使うだろうか?
正直分からないねー

>>53688410
それ... ... それ、知ってる
君も魔法少女だなのか????

ええええええええええええ気付いたら6時前ええええええええええええええええええええええ??????!!!!!!⁈⁈?⁇⁉︎!!!ぐわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>>53688683
けっこうつらいと思うよ
頭がおかしくなるかも

>be me
>go to Japan
>overweight, crown baldness with ponytail
>doesn't matter because I'm white
>walk down Meiji Dori in Shinjuku
>feel something tugging on my cape
>turn around
>it's a 10/10 AKB-tier j-honey
>"E-excuse me, you are.. english?" she says in broken English
>"Hai, ore-sama wa igirisu-jin desu" I reply
>"Woooow, english! Sooo coooool!"
>she gives me sex eyes
>takes me by the hand
>leads me to a love hotel
>I think you know what happens now
>"Hee hee thanks, Anon-sama"
>she keeps my fedora as omiyage and inhales my scalp scent deeply, her knees quivering
>"I will never forget you Anon-sama"
>"whatever, bitch"
>getting hungry after all that freaky, passionate sex
>Saved up a bunch of my Good Boy Points for the trip and the exchange rate is favorable because the yen is weak
>go to a 3 star Michelin restaurant (Tokyo has a lot of those)
>No tendies, just a bunch of fish bullshit
>yell at the chef because there are no tendies
>"gomenasai, igirisujin-sama"
>He bows deeply
>He goes to the kitchen and commits sudoku with a kitchen knife
>I leave without paying

God I love Japan.

>>53688375
4人ごとに顔に濃くてネバネバのを投下したい

>>53688593
>isn't white

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>>53688746
大丈夫?

>>53688771
>tfw Japanese men are okay with this reality
Please Japan, do something!

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>>53688789
>implying

>>53688884
white/white if you ask me
t. Erkan

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>>53688764
かもね
まあ現実的にはその様な状況に遭遇しないことだろうけど

>>53688771
>10/10
>AKB

lek

>>53687713
今起きた、だけど出掛ける
多分もう一人はあいつ君じゃねえかな

>>53688958
learn c++ will help me later to get into assembly language or should I study assembly directly?

can I program hardware/devices with c++?

>>53689749
what

>>53689749
You are a fucking idiot and will never be able to write anything worthwhile just kill yourself

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>>53689866

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Filthy gaijin here
I've heard that people in japan aren't interested in women above 30 and so those women are lonely
As an average white man who doesn't know moon could I shag hot women while on vacation there?

>>53688771
Glad this happens to other people too.

>>53689980
Good luck finding them.

>>53690032
Where would I have to look?

>>53689866
Lass doch den armen Mann in Ruhe
Sein Leben ist schon schwer genug weil er nicht weiß ist und aus einem unterentwickelten Land kommt

Why do people even drink beer. The hangovers are awful wtf

>>53690079
Solltest du nicht irgendwas über Korea schreiben?

>>53690149
solltest du nicht zurück in dein Land gehen du scheiß Türke?

>>53690214
Da krieg ich aber kein Hartz4 mehr

>>53690285
>>53690214
>>53690149
>>53690079
I blame you Germans cause I have a vague sense that you invented beer. So whatever you're saying to each other, shame on you

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Rei Ayanami is the best National Treasure in Japan.

>>53690367
Sorry, if we manage to actually meet one day I'll drink a beer with you as an apology

>>53690075
They're all housewives. They probably don't go out a lot.

>>53690367
I don't drink beer

>>53690470
He's talking about birthday cakes. By definition, they're single

>>53690490
That doesn't absolve you

>>53690463
You have the beer and I'll stick to orange juice

>>53690470
Yeah, but what about the ones that aren't? I'm sure there's lonely businesswomen who don't have time for a relationship.
I don't have any game anyway so it doesn't matter

>>53690563
>>53690470
I mean Christmas cakes. So they call them here

>went to japan for business
>vacation there after conference
>look like shit (stereotypical skinny tech worker)
>a few nice people talked to me
>but all the population probably hated me because muh dik stereotypes
felt bad desu, next time i am bringing a fake wedding ring

>be English teacher in Japan
>coolest guy in town
>everyone says hello to me
>feel super popular
>get to help kids express their thoughts in English
>get to see the gears turn in their heads as they become creative users of the language
>get to eat delicious fatty convenience store yakitoris whenever I please

Life couldn't be better guys.

>>53691068
>Wake up

>>53691068
That sounds p sick
Can you explain how to got to that position?

>>53691125
Wake up to what exactly

>>53691146
Just google. There's lots of ways. I promise you'll find one

>>53691146
>>53691247
I wrote "to" when I meant to write "you"
No idea why.

>>53691168
To the miserable teacher life

any patriots fan here?

>>53691334
Yeah I'm gonna believe you lifeless miserable jealous trolls cause you tell me it sucks and not my everyday life which tells me otherwise

私はホモですね

>>53691380
>american football schauen
verpiss dich alter

>>53691427
実は旗から推測した…

>>53691427
全部のソマリア人はホモです、これは事実です。

>>53691535
>>53691858
テメーーーーーー

ところで今サイトはおそいね

>>53692124
いいよ、ホモだかどうか君が/好きだ

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>>53692159
>今サイトはおそい
いいえ、別に。

>>53692244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ern6LHz7w

>>53692266
そうなの
俺は送ったレスが5分後まで見えない

>>53692530
君のネットワーク接続はいいのか?

>>53692614
普通に文句なしけれど今日断線が多かった
仕方ないぜ

>>53692857
ドイツは「完全と問題なしの国」だと思った

>>53693048
別に完全ではないw

みんながなにしてるか?

>>53693395
loser

>>53693409
アメリカのアニメや日本のアニメを見ている、君は?

>>53693409
あしたのジョーの映画を観た
いい映画に間違いないけど漫画のほうがいいと思う
君は?

>>53693409
ネットゲーをやってる

>>53693994
何のネトゲー

>>53694055
刀剣乱舞
まぁ、ネトゲーというよりブラウザゲームだけどね

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>>53693994
>ネットゲー

>>53694291
ブラウザゲームというかクソゲーだな

I want to ask.
4複数保持や既存のアカウントに追加は出来ませんのでご注意下さい。
What does this mean?

>>53686967
>tfw my gf of 4 years is Japanese
>tfw I see these threads every day and all the people typing in kana or whatever
>tfw I don't know anything in Nip besides a few phrases and "I love you"

All these weebs spending hundreds of hours learning a useless language that they'll never use.

最近日本語の練習なんかやってない
俺はやっぱりダメ人間ですw
気持ち悪いだった

>>53694405
You can't add to an existing account or,if you have several accounts, you can't add to it to one of them.

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https://youtu.be/9Q-FRUtQpY4?t=1629

>there was a cat here three years ago that Iwagou liked
>is it here? Am I on the wrong street? I hope it's still here

>>53694562
お前は弱虫だよ
やるなりやめるなりすればいいけど文句言うな

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>>53694518
>All these weebs spending hundreds of hours learning a useless language that they'll never use.

>mfw they eventually realise that they should have been doing something more productive with their time

>>53695048
I could be playing video-games all that time, oh no!

>>53695214
You could be like him and spend your time by insulting people on an anime image board instead
It's sure gonna look great on your cv

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>>53695214
>He wastes valuable time of his life learning Japanese and playing video-games

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>>53695365

>>53695214
>not playing JRPG's in Japanese to achieve both at the same time

>>53694924
いやいや、そんなの真面目な場合じゃない
クリスマス休みを言うってねw
でも俺は大丈夫、今日の学習では1200言葉を繰り返した

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>>53695475
Oops, sorry, wrong picture

>>53694518
>implying your imaginary gf isn't actually chinese

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>>53695482
This

>>53694518
How do you use your life worthily?
show me a example.

>>53695573
Is that Neptunia that /v/ are now talking about? How is it?

>>53695482
I would play JRPGs if they ever got around to making a good one

>>53695656
It's shit. At first it's nice because it's new to you, then two hours in you realise you will just repeat the same thing over and over with no interesting changes to it

The only good part is the somewhat interesting characters, gameplay and story are crap

>>53695673
Play Trails series. I think Cold Steel will come out in Europe in a few months or so.

>>53695770
B-but at least I like the story of the Trails series, it takes time until it gets intense though.

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>>53695656
Gameplay is shit, repetitive as fuck from start to finish, characters are extremely cookie-cutter generic and most of them boring, History is meh if you don't mind games that don't take themselves too seriously

Frankly, I play it just for the cute girls

Some commie rich kids in the neighborhood are drunk and singing the soviet anthem.
Sad to live in this world.

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>>53695951
>Commies start singing in some Middle Eastern shithole
>Mudslimes kill them on the act
>Commies Start singing in Northern Algeria
>Frogs complain on the internet
see, this is why I sometimes sympathize with those psychopathic murderers, if only they weren't out to get me as well for being westerner and Christian.

>>53695917
Well then I don't think I'm playing it but anon that's kawaii.

Anybody want to recommend some fun things to do in Tokyo?
I'll be visiting friends in Japan this year, but I don't know anyone in Tokyo, so I'll be on my own.


>>53695951
To be fair, that's a good song.

>>53691392
lol, get a load of this naive newbie.

remember this post in 5 years time lad. If you're sensible, you'll have a skill that isn't SPEAKING YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE by then.

日本語は学ぶ価値に値しません

>>53695855
I'm not really a fan of the style of JRPGs. I want to play Chrono Trigger one day though.

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>>53696175
If you care more about cute girls than what an actual good game should be, I actually recommend you to try it

>>53696468
日本からの楽しんでるメディアがたくさんなら、価値が必ずあると思う。

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I feel guilty while listenning to racial music (jap music)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89I_s3HRLnU

Do you want to live in japan or just be amused by Japanese subculture?

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>>53696946
I would like to understand the mysterious Japanese soul.

>>53696800
Cuando le hechan una mano a Bolivia para que recupere los territorios que bordean el pacifico?

戦争犯罪を謝れ

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>>53697214
ピンクマップを返して

>>53696346
I do have skills. I speak Japanese. And I mean really speak it. I can also teach. And I'm not new. I've been here two years and I'm pretty happy.
I can't wrap my head around this "everyone must be as miserable as I am" mindset lol

>>53697000
asians don't have souls

>>53697214
Japan never have army can attack Britain.
What's your country's damage? show me.

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wtf does eventide mean?

汐:eventide; tide; salt water; opportunity

I study geology.

>>53697680
とりあえず謝れ

>>53696800
Diooooos, este grupo es un puto orgasmo
saludos desde alemania!

明日からまた仕事かぁ。


死にたい。

>>53697557
>Angola
Why is the northeastern part and Cabinda uncoloured though?

>>53697214
get the fuck out

アナルセックスやりたいよー

Do you want your child in the future?
These days, children is a kind of burden,isn't it? You need to work harder for children and they don't help your work.
why do we have to have children?

>>53697573
>I speak Japanese
>a skill
>in japan

kek, if you're such hot shit why aren't you a translator? you can make double what a bottom barrel english teacher makes

>>53697818
ニートのゴミみたいな生活も苦しい

おはよう。なんか今日寒い…

>>53697972
I have done translation. You are clearly someone who hasn't lol. It's not easy to get translation work and it doesn't necessarily pay great. It's not stable. This is stable.
When you leave your neet den and get babbys first job you might learn about how adult life works lol.
Anyway, I'm happy being an English teacher. If that makes you upset, you should consult a doctor.

guys would you please congratulate this anon on his birthday, we're his only friends

>>53695455
>>53695455
>>53695455

>>53697972
Isn't translation a notoriously low-paid job? Not to mention kinda boring.

>>53697849
Originally those areas weren't planed to be colonized and incorporated, plans changed and they did in the end

>>53698020
Is it difficult to find any jobs in French?
Why don't you learn useful skills instead of japanese?

>>53698116
And even then, it is Chinese and French the ones that get paid more "per word" translated

>>53698116
Don't worry. You're talking to someone who actually doesn't know much about careers and what they're like or what they pay.

>>53698088
>this projection

if you were "so happy", you wouldn't feel the need to brag.

Regardless, i AM a translator kek, at 7 yen per character and 5000~ characters per day, i earn more than you ;)

If you had any other skill aside from "speaking japanese", you'd be able to find translation work easily.

>>53698020
ニートも苦しいけど、働く方が何倍も苦しい

t.元ニート

>>53698271
I'm happy with my korean girlfriend but I brag on 4chan too
You're a loser
hahahahhahaha stupid weeaboo

>>53698140
I see, thanks for the explanation

>>53698189
Yeah the unemployment rate is really high so the employers are picky as fuck. Even if I learned useful skills, without a degree in that field it would be pointless. So I'd rather learn something that I actually enjoy, like Japanese.

正直ボーナスないのに正社員なら派遣社員で残業も責任もないって方がよっぽどいーわ。

>>53698271
Lol no
I'm pretty happy. It's you who is projecting. You're insisting that I should be unhappy because you are, no?

I doubt that's your rate but even if it is, how much is your company raping you for getting you the work?

It's not all about the money. Like I said, I'm happy doing what I do. The job is part of the reward in a sense.

>>53698432
How do you live without any jobs? Are you so rich ?

>>53697707
>Eventide is an archaic word for evening.

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石右
fuckin eh

>>53698308
国や職業によるだろう
好きな仕事してたら元の生活に戻るのは辛すぎ

>>53698454
パートタイム従業員もダメですか?

>>53698454
社会的にそれが常識になってしまうというのもちょっと困りものかもしれないですね 自分もその状況なら喜んで派遣社員を選びますけども
>>53698432
Dont you have a degree or do the french employers ask for much more?

>>53698584
People get money from the government while they are searching for a new job. And I still live with my parents anyway so no expensive loan.

>>53698773
日本って任天堂とか少数で上手くいってるような会社しかよい職場環境出来なさそう。

>>53698845
No, I don't have a degree.

>>53698584
It's called unemployment bux, nihonjin. JSA in the UK, I think La Caf takes care of it in France.

>>53698723
>石右
they're quite different, eh?

>>53698838
パート従業員は一人暮らしだと生きていけないな〜。
>>53698845
そうなんだよね…(T_T)

>>53698937
I'd offer you a job anytime remi <3

Are there any good jrpg's that's not "HARDER THAN STEEL!" to read in Japanese?

Like >>53695482 said. I'm thinking it's a good way to learn the language while having a bit of fun.
(and because I can't stand anime)

>>53698937
Oh damn :(
I hope I can finish my uni but I am not really sure about that anymore 2bh

日本人は非常に醜いです
彼らは近親相姦のサルのように見えます

>>53698875
I envy you. I would like to live in your way.

>>53699238
how come m8? Compared to you my Japanese is shit and even I managed to graduate

>>53694291
腐女子?

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>>53699070
Thanks German bro. Are you Kyouko ?

ヒマだし散歩でも行くかな

>>53698911
>任天堂
>上手くいってる
I recommend you to take a look at their 財務諸表 mate.

>>53699095
Dragon Quest games are all written in kana if I remember correctly, not sure about the recent ones.

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What the fuck does キーン mean?

>>53699346
Yeah. I hope you're fine

>>53699250
do you want to live with your parents?
I no longer want that though

>>53699297
Thanks. Well my language-skills are the only thing that could be considered decent, but at my uni I chose to attend two majors. One is cultural and the other one is financial stuff. Well the latter one is killing me 2bh ;-;

>>53699416
No worries.

>>53689980
Japanese christmas cakes tend to move Europe. European guys don't care about one's ages if you are attractive and have worthwhile job.

I know pretty much nothing about japan. Can someone here explain everything without shit nobody cares about?

>>53699467
Just speaking from my personal expirience here, but after a few semesters it'll usually get better.

Just don't give up and you'll be fine. I've seen a lot of people fail in my life and they all had a common feature: Before they officially failed they gave up. They just accepted that it's too hard for them, and didn't even properly try to pass.

>>53699445
No jobs No burden No responsibility
just play video games and shit post everyday.
I want to live in that way.

>>53699407
Onomatopoeia?

>>53699653
Yeah but which one? I don't know what the noise is.

>>53699467
You probably shouldn't give up desu. Or maybe try something else.

>>53699610
There are upsides and downsides. You don't have to get up early or go out into the cold, that's good.

But on the other hand, it's hard to have friends since you don't have any money to do anything with them. You'll probably sleep a lot more than you currently do, and after a while, it takes too much energy to play video games or start a new anime series.

Le good goy memes aside, it's important for men to find a sense of purpose, and it's hard to do that without working.

>>53699714
「ぼっき」っぽい感じじゃないか

>>53699604
>Before they officially failed they gave up. They just accepted that it's too hard for them, and didn't even properly try to pass.
Yeah thats the same for me. Actually I considered about quitting and attending Ausbildung too (also because I am already 22 and still have to stay here for at least 2 years), but I will try to end it. Well it cannot be any worse then failing some exams I guess. Thanks m8

>>53699407
I don't think that make sense.

>>53699467
>One is cultural and the other one is financial stuff.
Not-STEM/10

>>53699976
By the way the next page it says they all became frozen (立ち往生). So is it the sound of them freezing?

>>53699825
>for at least 2 years
For your bachelor or a master?

why are japanese girls so ugly?
they faces look weird and their teeth are really bad

>>53699995
Engineering and tech and such stuff were not really my strength so..
>>53700053
Bachelor

>>53699800
Are you the Brit who posted the video of his limp dick by any chance?

>>53699825
I'm not here to preach to you, but as an oldfag (compared to you) this is the last thing I'll say about this topic:
I'm not going to tell you, to work in that job, but at least finish it. It'll not only make you look way better in the eyes of an employer, but if you don't you'll always feel like -how should I put it- you didn't do something that you could have. And it might haunt, or rather hamper you.
(e.g. I couldn't even finish XXX how am I supposed to do YYY)

Anyway I'm sure you're gonna make it anyways. You're fucking smart m8

>>53699810
>チンコ「キーン」
なんか痛そう

>>53700039
I think so.
ｷｰﾝ would be a kind of high pitch sounds like sounds by hitting metal or ice.
it express freezing.

>>53700131
>Are you the Brit who posted the video of his limp dick by any chance?
No, that wasn't me. I wonder what happened to that guy though.

>>53700321
Yeah me too, I hope he's well. He was a nice chap

How many German anons are here?
>>53700131
>I'm not going to tell you, to work in that job, but at least finish it
Thanks. I am appreciating that answer. 当たって砕けます!

>>53700512
me, mostly lurking

>>53700512
I'm here 24/7

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>>53700512
>How many German anons are here?
me

>当たって砕けます!
頑張ってください
君の成功を期待している

乙!

>>53687163
デブと臭い人が嫌い

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>>53700620
>I'm here 24/7

>>53700512
>How many German anons are here?
Too many.

>>53700923
That explains way too much desu....

>>53700945
Seems that way 2bh

>>53700512
0
All of them are Truks in Germany

>>53701021
üüÜüüüü üüü üüü Üüüü üüüüüÜÜÜÜüü üüü üüüüü

>>53701021
Still better than being a JET and vloggin on youtube

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>>53701037
I know White French and Germans became extinct

>>53701084
Exactly, I don't like them and vloggin on youtube are really annoying.

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>>53701173

>>53701037
Is another Führer coming?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa0V7DhKtmM
Ich liebe dich so wie du mich am A bend und am Morgen

くみさんはもってるだろうから初めてってことはないですよね

this seems a little rude to say to a girl...

>>53701173
It's true
I'm Korean

>>53701385
愛してる

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>>53701173
The candle that shines twice as bright burns half as long

>>53701395
rudeness lies in your mind...

>>53701385
ビデーオを貼って忘れちゃった
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7QsYzhFf1Q

Hello German thread\(^^)/
How do you do?
Güten mörgen schauessen ß

>>53700923
働きたくないでござる!!

>>53701385
おいそこの駄コテ
ドイツ語部に入部して

>>53701493
We should have known that before we built the ovens m8

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>>53701577
>schauessen
I don't even have a slight idea what that is supposed to mean desu

>>53701541
gut
Karl-smoky Ishii

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>>53701728
Schauessen is famous wienerwurst in Japan.

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>>53702031
>Schau Essen
>packed in plastic bag
>fried

>>53702031
>Schauessen
Sorry never heare of that one, but thanks for explaining it to me. Are they good?

>>53702134
>Schau Essen
>陳列の食べ物
well it looks like food...

>>53702134
Of couse
That is for common people.
It is 400 yen for 130g×2.(about 4 $)

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Btw now that we got that many Germans here. Anyone has any idea what Schwarzesmarken is supposed to mean and how it relates to the DDR?

>>53702180
yes.
As far as I searched, "Schauessen" is an German word coined in Japan lol

>>53702494
That explains a lot I guess it's the same as "Handy" a german word for cellphone that's supposed to sound english

>>53702389
Doesn't Schwarzesmarken mean simply "Black Marks"?

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>>53702567
I like the word "footing" that some countries use to mean "jogging".

>>53702389
Was your grandfather a concentration camp guard?

>>53702618
No, that would be schwarzes Zeichen I think

>>53702618
I don't know what he's actually talking about, but I would guess it's supposed to mean "Black Marches" ("march" as in "a border area" -> "Mark" as in "Steiermark").

>>53702697
Now I wish he was
If he was one I'm sure he would have killed your ancestors and therefore made sure that you'd have never be born

>>53702389
Havent watched the anime but I am just assuming that the DDR is more cool to associate with army-stuff then the BRD. It also has rather a dark image compared to the BRD, thats fitting for that anime/game right?
>>53702618
Well its a bit gramatically incorrect

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Baumkuchen

Herr Karl Joseph Wilhelm Juchheim introduced that to Japan 100 years ago.

>>53702736
It's the name of an anime. it play in the post ww2 period. Basicly you got the whole world fighting against aliens but the UDSSR and the west are still enemies. I just don't get the title.

>>53702781
Yeah, they're talking a lot about the STASI and one of the pilots tried to escape the DDR. Currently only the first episode is out but it seems pretty good.

てすと

>>53702853
Tasty as fuck! Good job Japan!
Is it that expensive over there as well?

>>53702567
Is Handy-phone an English word coined in Japan?

>>53702618
No, since German is an inflecting language.

"Schwarz" means black and if attributed to something singular of neutral gender then it would be "schwarzes". However, "Marken" is not singular but plural, so it doesn't fit.

It should be "Schwarze Marken".

>>53699381
任天堂は2050年まで赤字でもやっていけるだろ。ギリギリで生きてる他の日本の会社よりよっぽど余裕あるさ。

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>>53702858
Dont really wont to link to leddit, but found a possible explanation for that title.

>>53702681
Sorry England, we can't think fine after so many siestas.

>>53702900
There are many kind of it.
https://e-shop.juchheim.co.jp/

Expensive one is several ten of dollars.
Inexpensive one is about one dollar and it is sold at convenience store.

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>>53702858
I also watched the first episode and it was pretty good, /a/ is kinda puzzled with it because the anime portrays the STASI as commie-flavored Gestapo, although some anons there (probably germans themselves) claim the STASI was on the contrary to the Gestapo not so up-front and direct on their approach to "threats"

Also
>99% of the cast are germans
>the only one I like so far is the Vietnamese

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>>53702853
>Baumkuchen
Never found that in the South here, its rather a thing in the North, Poland and Lithuania if I remember correctly

>>53703218
Well they're right about that, but it is an anime where the guys are fighting aliens, so I wouldn't really consider historical accuary as an important point.

>>53703228
It's here in the north, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg. The thing is that each of these rings needs to be applied and toasted, while the whole mass is tturning

>>53703152
It's okay, I find it really cute. I wish they'd make more words like that.

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>>53702774

>>53703348
>The thing is that each of these rings needs to be applied and toasted, while the whole mass is tturning
Its rather some kind of a artwork then a cake then, eh? nice

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Herr Heinrich Freundlieb introduced German bread to Japan.
This is the bread company that he instituted as one of the founder.

http://www.pasconet.co.jp/

>>53703228
I see.
German is large country.

German*
Germany

>>53703541
>>53703584
>>53703633
you're a nice guy
I give you permission to fuck my future daughter

>>53703633
are you a jap or a white?

>>53703830
Just another proxy very convincingly pretending to be a jap

>>53687088
FUCKING UGLY

>>53703683
Thank you.

In those days, it caused food shortage among people because prices increased for concentration in cities.
And they caused a riot.
In order to solve this problem, the demand of bread rose.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_riots_of_1918

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はよう

I need to figure out a way to stop sleeping for 11 hours a day every weekend

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>>53703541
I see.

Do Japanese people actually eat German-style bread though? In anime I've mostly seen them eat toast, if they eat bread at all.

In Germany, most people prefer to eat a darker, whole-grain type of bread though. White bread is mostly eaten on weekends. A typical German bakery would look kinda like this.

>>53704132
>inte sova så länge varje dag
hah, pöbel

>>53704132
And I need to figure out a way to stop sleeping for 5 hours a day every day

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>>53704132
おはよう
I just woke up too
I had a nice dream that I could speak Danish and I was bullying you

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>>53704236
>Tfw will never know how it feels to only be monolingual

Bilingual master race

>>53704234
I do that every week day

>>53704181
Jag vill en neet

>>53703830
>>53703882
Are you fool?
miss spelling freak?

The subject of your interest is only one character in your life.

>>53704318
vill du en rövknul hafva?

>>53704331
>replying to peru
>replying to ALBERTO BARBOSA

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>>53704318
Only a few more years of Japanese just wait

>>53704318
>Bilingual master race
Aren't you technically trilingual?

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>>53704132
Stop making yourself so tired during the week and you won't incur sleep debt.

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>>53704410
Bara om snoppen är större än min, jag tänder på stora snoppar

>>53704435
By that time I will be trilingual

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>>53704501
That depends on where you classify proficiency in a Language

I do not think I am quite there yet

>>53704503
That is a good advice cuteposter, ありがとう!

>>53704560
nej men usch, det ska ju vara små pillesnoppar

>>53704176
I don't know detail of bread though,
many kind of bread are sold on town.
Therefore I think there are bread of several type.
Toast is the main current.

>>53704176
kek nazi bread

>>53704410
who are they?
BARBO blah blah?
What is that spanish

>>53704737
peru is a retard
alberto barbosa is a meme about portugal being niggers