Non-Germans of /int/, How do you put up with German people?

As a German I will not put up with this blatant attack on my people and culture
Kill yourself, we Germans are proud people.

>>53681637

>"Kill yourself"

Is the subtext of everything out of a German's mouth when they speak in English.

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>>53681556
I have a 62yo CouchSurfer from Bavaria staying with my family right now.

He's alright I guess but really, I dunno... boring. He seems so literal, almost like he has autism.

Oh and tells me he takes every opportunity he gets whenever he meets an American to rant about how their obsession with guns is psychotic.

I asked him who will protect him from the dangerous refugees since he's not too fond of them (but still hates movements like PEDIGA) and he told me "that's what the police are for."

I'm not exaggerating though when he says he hates Americans and rubs that gun shit in their faces every chance he gets.

>>53681836

>enabling someone's anti-refugee racism

Germans usually acknowledge my superiority within a few minutes, so it's not a big deal.

Just pretend to listen to them, agree, bring up a few points they can rage about yourself and they will be your loyal subjects. I mean equal partners.

>>53681836
That's Germany for you.

Our gun sales are through the roof, because the invasion just won't stop and the police isn't doing shit.

It's only a matter of months until the first paramilitaries will pop up.

>>53682132

>calling people seeking out a safer, more prosperous life of opportunity an "invasion"

really?

>>53682227
There are no opportunities for their kind here, we have no work for uneducated third worlders. They offer nothing, they burn through our tax money and they destabilize the country.

>>53681556

From what I learned they tend to be a rather direct people in terms of conversation. This of course being a natural consequence of the precision of their language. If you study the language you'll see that it's not that they're trying to be what you might think is rude, but that's just the way it's said over there.

>>53682227
>theyre all astrophysicists and lawyers
come on invent some new trolls

>>53682507

Blue collar labor is also socially and economically valuable but not high status work

>>53682507
Even if they were actual lawyers, their degrees wouldn't be worth shit here.

>>53682227
>not calling a mass arrival 1 million non-educated islamic migrants who are mostly male an invasion

idk why you'd defend them. it's the europeans who are trying to defend their own safe, prosperous lifestyle from them.

do you event illegal immigration into the US? are you even white?

>>53681836
well, to be honest, Americans and their gun obession sucks

>>53681637
Heil Allah my Aryan friend

>>53682751
>event
defend*
silly phone

>>53681556
Just call him a Nazi or something, he'll shut up

>>53681836
I hate Americans too.

t. Bavarian

>>53682132
Same here, gun sales also gone up a lot.

>>53682591
>Blue collar labor
They're not even competent enough to do that.

>>53681556
We're more outspoken than Germans desu.

>>53683348
Fact, half of them are analphabets, can just read, or JUST finished elementary school.

And NOW you should remember that every part of their educational system is about 2-4 years behind ours quality wise.

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>>53681556
They're fine when they don't act smug on us.

>>53683522
>Karel de Grote
>Duits of France
nope

>>53683565
What does the of mean? You meant or?

Also:

Aachen
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>>53683565
?

Last autumn i met an old german tourist in the city center. He dropped his umbrella and when i wanted to pick it up and give back to him, he started shouting at me. When i told him that i just wanted to help, he made an angry face and said "Thanks".
I think he was autistic

No idea, live on the French side

>>53683692
oder - German
ou - French
of - Dutch
or - English

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>>53681556
It's hard to explaing but there is something weird with them. The way they act, move and talk. Can't put my finger on it.

>>53684043
o - spanish

>>53681556
>They are very rude and insulting because they always speak their minds
>criticize others and say what they think in ordinary conversations.
What's wrong with this?
>How do you handle the harrassive, bullying enabling culture of the German people?
Now you sound like a fag.

Germans are friends. They heleped us during our civil war.

>tfw aspie
>tfw people use my condition as a Meme
>tfw they dont even have it

;_____________;

>>53681556
>How do you handle the harrassive, bullying enabling culture of the German people?

By not being an insecure whinny faggot? Ever tried to be a grown up?

>>53684331
Yep, 15 years of isolation and 39 of dictatorship really did help us.

>>53683849
He probably thought you were going to rob him (though who steals an umbrella lmao).
Or maybe he just got pissed that you thought he needed help.

>>53684204

>What's wrong with this?

If you can't tell, you're part of the problem. Better to be polite, and speak kindly to others and with discretion.

>>53684665
Better saying to somebody that you think hes an ass than lying in his face and smiling while you are doing it.

It will be with the polite see and without swear words, so it is more hurtfull truth than outright crass/rude.

>>53684830

>It will be with the polite see and without swear words, so it is more hurtfull truth than outright crass/rude.

That's not very polite at all. That's not even constructive criticism.

>>53684665
>Lie in other people face because being polite is more important than talk about the real problem

>>53684395
shut up commie. go to north corea

>>53681556
Literally nothing wrong with any of this.

>>53684928
polite °sie°

>>53684965
Only when Franco went full retard did commies have any real power in Spain. Just imagine if he had lost. We would have been commies FFS.

Hi , are you from germany? wow nice, mmm I know germany, hitler.....I guess you prefer to not handshake with me, nice to meet you, bye

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>>53681556
German buying milk:
>Hi, where's milk?
>It's out.
>Okay, bye.

Other nations buying milk:
>Hello sir, how are you?
>blah blah blah
>Oh that's so nice, SOOOO NICE!
>blah blah blah
>I'm soooo happy for you!
>blah blah blah
>blah blah blah
>blah blah blah
>(clerk would be deadly insulted by having to admid that he's out of milk)
>So... do you think it's a good day to bye some milk?
>(clerk IS deadly insulted by having to admid that he's out of milk)
>You have insulted my familiy and my religion and my pride by making me having to admid that he's out of milk
>(guns being fired)
>(cops turn up, shoot a few innocent kids)
>got no milk, anyway

>>53685672
I act at german way and people tell me that i am rude...

>>53684943
Being polite is more important. If you're criticizing anyone it should only be when critically necessary. Choose your battles wisely as we would say.

>>53681556
>They are very rude and insulting because they always speak their minds
>why aren't the Germany such hypocrites

>>53681556
Germans are pretty retarded they tried to kill us 70 years ago

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>>53687610
>Being polite is more important.
In the end it's the truth that wins.

>>53681637
>As a German

muh heritage

>>53687947
it really depends on the situation

>>53681556
The Germans are very nice people, but they're workers and don't bullshit around too much.
And no, this is not a meme we're kind of like this too.

>>53681637
>I am 1/32nd German thus Ayran
Kill yourself

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>>53687976
Or on your level of hypocracy.

>>53687744
>confusing hypocrisy with tact

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>>53681556
According to the BBC pole in 2014, Germans really hate the whole East Asia. They ACTUALLY fucking hate Japan but also Korea and China in the same way. It's confirmed that the most anti Japan and East Asia western country on the poll is not even Spain, not even Britbongland, not even another kind of one like Russia, but Germany.

I thought that they started off turning into a pure racial/segregated country. But refugees happened in 2015 then all of a sudden they started to cater to them in their full force.

Why Germans so easily fucking hate Asians but love Arabs and muslims so much? 2bh In 2014 I already had a strange feel about Germany.
I thought that their media reported a bunch of anti Japan campaigns and articles with a huge leftist bias but still...why? Why Germans treat East Asians as such uncultured subhuman savages but dont Middle Eastern ones. I've still been confused over it.

>>53693617
Fake image. We don't have enough chinks anyway for that to make sense.
Most people don't think about Japan too much but those that do are likely to be very positive about it. At least I've never met anyone that didn't like it.

>>53693617

did you forget about the increase in racism against middle eastern immigrants?

>>53688128

>Not acting like a dick makes you a hypocrite

>>53688001

Bullshit is necessary for a healthy, happy life in any culture.

>>53681556
I treat German INTELECTUALLS with hugely respect and also Germany as an European partner to follow his example.for the future of my country

>>53685412
Shut up reverse Austria.

>>53681556
Joke's on you, I dislike them by default because they're hypocritical cucks.

t. slav in merkels caliphate

>>53694192
>being honest is the same as acting like a dick

>>53694217

Germany produced Thomas Mann and Immanuel Kant, to their credit.

>>53695080

>Not being honest formally and indirectly

>>53688001
From what I hear you might even be worse.

>>53695377
>indirect honesty
Stop acting like a nip.

>>53681836
>I have a 62yo CouchSurfer from Bavaria staying with my family right now.

Literally why

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>>53681556
By being worse.

>>53690574
>asking somebody what his family is doing, how his children are doing in school and whatnot before asking for something is rude

"Oy m8, how're you?"
"Fine, you"
"Same, can I ask you something?"
"Sure"

There, simple guide to requesting something.

>Largest percentages of Germanic populations will be in the Midwest US and Argentina in our lifetime

>>53682227
Fuck off, cuck.

>>53681556
My english teacher was german, hot af, nice accent when she spoke spanish. I want to fuck her

>>53682821
This, and ask for reparations

>>53700992
>muh heritage

In that case I'm 1/3 French, 1/3 German and 1/3 Polish.

>>53681556
>tfw Portuguese
>mainly think in German
what has my life become

>>53701147
>mainly think in German

How?
Are you in the neder part of Belgium?

>>53702776
I spent my childhood in Luxembourg with German cable television
based 1990s Super RTL

>>53695559

>using racist terminology

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>>53681556
Have you actually ever met a german?
Most unlikely.
How about you just pack your bags and leave germany, Achmed?
Don't like it? Leave!

I actually like the straight forward nature of the Germans I've met and
their dry dark humour tickles me in just the right places.

>>53681556
Hahaha, le reporting in. I am le trolling now.

>>53701006

What makes us Americans is our shared values of opportunity and inclusivity, and an American who actively devalues either opportunity and competition or diversity is a living insult

>>53703564

The Brothers Grimm are a good read, and Martin Luther was a genius, but would you really like them if you met in real life?

>>53703940
It would largely depend on their attitude toward me being
a melanin enriched person.This however,could be said of
most historical figures. I usually divorce the people from their
work/contributions.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-eu-levy-idUSKCN0UU0S0
This is why

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>>53703940
>and Martin Luther was a genius

>>53703940
If Martin Luther was born in the 90s he'd be just a namefag on /r9k/

>>53693617
DAFUQ?

but you guys are kawaii as fuck
I could never hate you :3

>>53681556

Germany's obsession with the U.S. is obnoxious, and besides their elitism and boring personalities they are decent people.

>>53693617
Nigerians really love Japan

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>>53693617

>China

>>53693617
I know absolutely no one here who hates Japan. Most people I know like Japan, some of them are even weebs. I have absolutely no idea what people they asked to get such a result in this poll.

>>53681556
>implying we aren't the worst ones
germans are easy to put up with, because they are so alike

>>53681556
I embrace it. It's better to be honest. Honesty sometimes hurts, & that should learn to be dealt with. Offense is only taken.
Do you want everyone to be superficial, sugar-coating everything? That's not efficient. In-fact, that can be offensive as well, the other person sugar-coating an opinion or truth implies they think I cannot handle it.

>>53682481
Yeah, it's very hard to be subtle in German

>>53704920
only for non german speakers

>>53704920
How though? Are we missing any words that make it possible to sound subtle?

>>53682227
At worst they're murderers and rapists, at best they're leeching off the welfare programs. Regardless of which they are, they're Muslims which means they support an ideology that is fundamentally against western ideals of freedom. As someone who personally lives near a shit ton of Muslims, they don't assimilate at all and make their own shitty communities that preach anti western shit all the time, so fuck off with your cuck shit

>>53693617
I honestly have no idea how that number came together. I like japan and I don't know anyone who does not. I think it's a good, civilized country. You have some flaws but which country hasn't. Asia in general looks sometimes a bit weird for me, but I guess thats because of our different cultures.

>>53704223

He was, though, but if you're Catholic you understandably don't like him

Just like if you are a Church of England member you believe Henry VIII was within his rights to execute Thomas More

>>53705030

In most English speaking countries, careful phrasing is called for. Even if you are trying to intimidate, verbally wreck or persuade someone through strong arming them, in English you want to be very nice about it.

>>53703652
Patriotism is also very American. If you love your country, you'd advise against waves of 3rd world immigrants known to diminish it.

>>53693617
Don't know. Maybe the average German can't tell apart Japan from China and/or Noth-Korea. I'm personally a weeb.

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>>53705366
Sounds stupid

>>53705383

What are you being patriotic about? When I celebrate July 4th I am not only celebrating the system of government put in place by the founding fathers, but also an inclusive melting pot that not unrelatedly happens to be very powerful. Some of our greatest soldiers in the second world war were black or Native American, Jewish refugees provided brainpower to win that war, which is something people holding neo-Charles Lindberghian views of American identity would do well to remember.

>>53704611
i THINK the US society has many flaws and your political system and economy is pretty corrupt. I have a feeling that your country could really decline this century. So far, in history every big nation destroyed itself.
That being said, I think that the majority of americans are very nice and good people.

>>53705294
And what was so genius?

>>53705500
You can cherry-pick examples of constructive ethnics, but that would not counter the prevalence of destructive ones.

>>53705647

The 95 theses was at its time the most articulate critique of discontent with the Catholic church, and because of its significance to Protestantism one of the most important documents in history.

>>53705697
>at its time the most articulate
For someone who doesn't know anything else from this time propably.

You can have something for simple minded people like Martin "I don't want to pay my tax" Luther or you can get some serious stuff from Italy at this time.

>>53681556
>Have German staying over my house while he visits America
>Tell him to make himself at home
>He unpacks, immediately takes his shoes off (without asking), and takes my room instead of the guest room
>Tell him he needs to use the guest room
>He complies but gives me a confused look
>Show him around the house and tell him to help himself to the fridge if he's hungry
>Later catch him stuffing tons of things into his travelbag
>"What the fuck, guy, what the hell are you doing. Well you might as well take the whole fridge at this rate geeze"
>He stares at me for a moment and then takes even more from the fridge
>What the fuck
>Knock the food out of his hand
>"You can't just take half the fridge with you, you need to put that back"
>A few times he tries to practice his accent with me, his grammar is fine but his pronunciation is not so good
>"Well, it's not completely terrible..."
>'Danks anon wat kan i empruf?'
>Tell him everything that's wrong
>He gets mad and asks why I said it was not terrible if I think it's so bad then and tells me lying is bad

What the fuck is wrong with Germans

It's funny that most of the things you hear out of German peoples' mouths are the same things that get American teenagers suspended from school for bullying and harassment until they get their act together and learn to function civilly.

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>>53706204
Superficiality is feminine.
Men interpret words as they're said.

>>53685672
>American buying milk
>Just gets the milk
>Walks up to register or self check out
>Cashier: "Hi how are you did you find everything okay?"
>Me: "Yes it was fine"
>Cashier rings stuff up
>"Alright that will be 3.50"
>"Okay"
>Pay
>Cashier bags milk
>"Have a good day!"
>"You too!"
>Leave

>German buying milk
>"UNGA UNGA WHERE DA MILK AT"
>"THERE MILK"
>"GIVE MILK WANT MILK PLS SELL MILK"
>"UGH UNGA *points to sign that displays price"
>"UGH....*reaches into pocket to pay with antiquated coins*"
>slams coins into pay tray
>Cashier slams milk into German's hand
>"UNGA UNGA BUSINESS DONE GET OUT"
>"UNGA UNGA ME GO HOME NOW"
>Drinks milk straight from the carton

>>53706292

This explains my emotionally tumultuous dating life so much

>>53706325
That's bullshit. I usually only saying UNGA UNGA once or twice during a conversation.

>>53706292
what book is that famm?

>>53693617
Germany is enemy of East Asia.
>>53704709
They love everything.

I honestly hate Germans.

Everytime one asks me for directions I send them to the peace wall (where people get shot by crossbows) in Belfast.

>>53705500
>Jewish refugees provided brainpower to win that war
its not like you weren't going to win anyway

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>>53693617
>>53707018
My guess is that it's caused by the Fukushima disaster and Japan's reliance on nuclear power.

In 2010 50% still had a positive view of Japan.
Most Germans strongly oppose nuclear power and the discourse here isn't exactly rational, many Germans expected Japan to turn off all nuclear power plants over night.

Whaling might also be a reason.

I don't think that there's a hate for East Asia here. When it comes to China most people will probably think about their poor human rights record, Chinese buying our heavy industry and pollution.
South Korea gets almost no coverage in the media.

The East Asian cliche here is still that of ordered, conformist societies full of hard working, polite people, although Chinese tourists are probably slowly changing that.

>>53705393
Thank the Victorians. Also dueling. If being impolite can quite possibly result in you having to risk your life in a duel with pistols or swords you err on the side of politeness.

>>53705500
>Jewish

OY VEY

>>53708801
>korea
>65% positive view of japan
wut

>>53709300
well japan's view is 43%
that means south korea supports japan more than japan supports japan

>>53709300
>>53709390
maybe because of mutual defense?

>>53709506
america supplies most of the defense against china for both countries
were the only reason china hasn't taken those islands (think they are called sengoku or something)

Idc about them as long as they don't wear the shitty socks&sandals in the beach

>>53708801
>South Korea gets almost no coverage in the media.

at that time japan also had a good view about south korea