If you were German, what would you want your name to be?

Adolf

Adolf Hitler

Adolf is my name and my dads

Adolf

Heinz Schnitzel

>>53676659
t. Adolf

Odoacer

veysel

Gunther. I always liked the name Gunther.

Her Brendanz Frazer

>>53676599
Mohammad Sayyid

>>53676708
Dodecahedron

>>53676696
LOL

>>53676773
Günther, you mean?

Hans Regenkurt

Wolfgang von Arischmann III

desu Adolf sounds p. good when paired with my last name

>>53676798
If you don't know that name, shame on you.

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>>53676599
Dieter Laser

seriously....

Karl der Große

Rainer with, ai

>>53676599
Written on a tombstone.

Helmut / Hans
I always wanted to be your average german

>>53676599
Muhammad

Hans Peter Geerdes

>>53676862
Icosaeder
Rhombus
öhhh Rhombic Triacontahedron

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>>53676599
>You get that for crashing planes?

Arminius

Mehmet

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OTTO VON HERR BARON HOFFENHAUZERMAUZERFAUSTPANZEREISENBLUTVERTILGENFREIHERR

>>53676896
Karel de Grote was a Salian Frank which were the ancestors of the Dutch and Belgians

>>53676985
>for starting fires

>tfw Latin name
>>53676696
That one demands instant respect. Nice.
>>53676773
Gunther or Günther?
The former sounds ancient though arguably better.
>>53676795
I guess someone had to get it out of the way.

Bob.

JOHN CENA!

Pascal Hein

>>53676599
>Andreas
>surname is already German
Guess what my name is.

>>53676599
Jurgen

My first name is fairly Germanic, so I would keep it

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Wolfgang

>>53677311
Hello Albert.

Mohmed

Sven

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>>53677268
my fucking nigga

>>53677268
ü ~= ue

>>53677348
It's Alfred

>>53677268
>Jürgen (Low German)
>Georg, Jörg (German)

Dieter, and the rest I don't know
My name is an Occitanized germanic name anyway

>>53677470
Nice one.

>>53677470
Tell me, Alfred. Do you bleed?

>>53677510
Occetania best France btw.

Why does the name Jurgen sound so cool?

>>53677549
Danke
>>53677580
I do, for you

>>53677627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aFUf-mrP0E

Based rommel.

>>53676599
Otto von Bismarck

Bastian Schweinsteigger

>>53676599
Fuggen

>>53677627
Sounds like lotion

Klaus Merkel

Heimrich von Hitler-Mozard

direct translation of my name would be something like Josef Foerster or sth

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>>53677607
Mein nigga

>>53677993
People forget how harsh france treated its minorities all those years, same with brittany.

Reinhard

A direct translation would be Hans or Johann

>>53676599

Heino -- Germany's most verboten national treasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKv03arsAsI

>>53676599
Mein Kampfer

>>53676696
Kek'd

>>53676599
Ludwig von Steinen-Schmidt would be the literal translation of my name.

>>53678117
True
Well at least it worked, there isn't any resentment because everyone feels French first
I don't approve killing local languages but it worked the country we don't see what happens with Catalonia in France
And Occitan, Breton, Corsican and other aren't endangered anymore, now depending on where you live you can learn them in school if you wish, there are tv channels in Occitan etc
I took Occitan in middle school but I've pretty much forgotten it, I'll probably pick it up again one day tho I can already understand the written and spoken language

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>>53678368
>dt

people bordering germans from this side call them "illiterates" or "mutes/dumbs" because of their 'language'

>unphonetic languages that sound like cavement grunting
If I was German I'd want to have a Greek or Roman or Slavic name 2bh

>>53678215
Love this.

>>53678397
Respect for learning it.

>>53678441
deledt this

>>53678441
dt is the aesthetically superior letter combination in German, Schmidt looks much better than Schmid/Schmit/Schmitt.

Lukas Müller

what's cool German name? Kaiser?

>>53678864
The only people who bear Kaiser as a surname as of Jewish heritage tbqh

not that there's anything wrong with that

>>53678864
Kaiser Rommel is the stereotypical german name for "cool"/delinquent people, yes. It's because kaiser is a jewish name.

Schwanz Stahl

>>53676599
Liao Xiao Feng

Hans Schweinsteiger

Erwin Rommel

Siegfried since its the german version of my name.
Otherwise Adolf since until ww2 it used to be a common name on my mothers side

Schwerthelm

>>53678946
>>53678974
>surname
>Jewish
I see, very interesting. thanks.

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>>53676599
It already is.

>>53678946

>Kaiser
>Jewish

Why?

>>53678182

Actually my name, but spelled Reinhardt.

>>53679436
This is totally irrelevant, but I once had this crazy old landlord named Reiner Radke. He was weird.

>>53679373
Because of the whole chosen people thing, it's pretty much an analogy like every Jewish surname is. Although now that I think of it the name is also used by some non Jewish family in Bavaria and Austria. Also we Low Countries have the Keyser variant that is completely unhebraic

Krieger

>>53678754
>Schmidt looks much better than Schmid/Schmit/Schmitt.
Thanks

>>53679731
Oh boy, I just had to imagine this pronounced in an American way.

>>53679874
>Reyenurr Radkee

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Maksim Maksimovich Isaev

I like simple German names like Kevin and Chantal

>>53676599
Futuidegermani Nemțulescu

>>53677971
>Josef Foerster
Nice name

>>53676599
Friedrich von Richthofen

>>53677036
Kalle Grosesson was a true Swede with roots in modern day Stockholm

Da Big Boß

>>53679190
Siegfried is cool. Might be the name of my new character in Morrowind.

>>53676599
Charlemagne

Otto von Arschloch

Dietrich

My name is Christian Preuß.

>>53679149
The best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lr2ZaHY5Lc

>>53676599
Rüdiger von Kleinwürst

Klaus Klaudius der Sturmbannführer

Bären Jude

Oskar
I'd want my last name to be either Bronski, Matzerath, or Koljaiczek.

>>53676599
I would be Horst Ulrich Freiherr von Klarholtz

>>53683275
Prussian, i.e. germanized polish names.

>>53676599
Friedrich

sven

My name is Jovan so i guess German would be Johan

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>>53676599
Wikipedia says

>Jakob, Jeckel (diminutive), Jäckel (diminutive), Köbes (diminutive), Jackl (Bavarian diminutive)

pretty cool

Adolf Herman Kauffmann Opel Schneider Überhitler

>>53676599
Hans Angela "Ficki Ficki Enabler" Goldmann Al Kebabi

>>53676599
Heinrich

Ludwig

Manuel

Erwin Dirlewanger

Rapidity Rape Peypey

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Gurgl von Pfatzerkl-s'Tottenhankie zu Adolftatsnichtfalsch und Taxis

Hugo Stiglitz

Richter

Kahn Negger

>>53680004
>Isaev
It is churka durka.

I always liked the surname Kretschmann, like that one actor. It sounds strong, masculine.

As for a forename, Ulrich might me nice. Ulrich Kretschmann.

tommy or johnny, like a proper modern german

>>53676599
my son will be called schwerthelm

>>53676599
Rudolf.

>>53676864
This man is a psychopath.

>>53676599
Albrecht von Barbarosenfeld

Karl Gustav von Schlechtenthal

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Franz

Amadeus just so this could be my theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA

Reinhardt or jünger are really cool

Hans Grüber.

Edel Schwartz-Bergblattstein

Sturmhorst Siegbald Torsten

Anne Frank

Sayid al Falahi

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I am german, but my name is more like russian. If I could choose a truly manly german name, I would go with Siegfried Kircheis.

Hans-Christoff von Eckenbaum or some shit

>>53699471
Actually no, this was the manliest name I've heard (he was a cuck but still)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gottfried_Heinrich_Graf_zu_Pappenheim

Fritz Haber

Nicole Charming

Baumkuchen sama

Segovax

Josef Fritzl Schicklgruber Hitler

Frank Jaeger

Kurt. Sounds badass.

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Adolf Dassler

Hans Herzgruber expert forklift driver, forklift simulator enthusiast

>>53685409
>Jakob

*rub hands*

Hans Gutenheimervolkhoffenwerfer

>>53700522

American pronunciation makes it sound terrible

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Klaus Nomi

Maximilian

Neinhalt Sieger

Erika.

I don't care if it's an old name. Fuck you.

Mesut.

>>53676599
Thor Wolfsjager

>>53705032
That one still exists contrary to most ITT.
Also F R A N K F U R T

Ulbert Barbossberg