Really enjoying this band at the moment lads, why yes I am in my mid-20s and I don't care what you think - you think music taste really matters? Pleb.
>Really enjoying this band at the moment lads, why yes I am in my mid-20s and I don't care what you think - you think music taste really matters? Pleb.
>you will never roam the savannahs doing battle with your eternal enemies
>you will never protect the pride from hyena scum
>you will never be known as "he who greets with fire"
what's even the point of this miserable existence
You don't think they matter? They do reflect identity.
Would you rather spend time with a chicken nuggets/Radio 1 top40/Harry Potter/Transformers fan or somebody with more interesting taste?
doing my placement for my uni course in a large hospital at the moment lads.
lots of old people there who need a lot of support to even sit up or get out of bed. a lot of them see how frail they are and get a bit depressed about it as well.
moral of the story: don't get old lads. its fucking horrible.
How much wax is a reasonable amount for short hair?
>tfw it's true
Well if they're a cool person I can still banter with, then the taste doesn't really matter tbqh
Sometimes people with advanced taste can be insufferable negative assholes, though they can also be really cool people. Same with those with basic taste.
I don't really pay too much attention to how it "reflects my identity" I just prefer to try and get on the other persons level you know - keep an open mind
Also nothing wrong with chicken nuggets pal
np la, whole album is rather nice.
Yeah was tough to see my Grandpa get frustrated at his inability to walk as fast as he used to. Nobody rushes him but he feels like he is holding people up. Fuck getting old 2bh.
The fuck? I've lived in Melbourne my whole life and have never seen a hasidic jew. Plenty of normie jews though, a lot of holocaust survivors fled to the furthest place in the world from yurop.
Just watched a documentary on Andy Warhol so now I know everything about him. But seriously, it made me realize how prescient his work was of modern celeb/reality TV culture, the way media warps our perception of reality. And the way he blurred the boundary between art and non-art, it's the ultimate punk rock fuck you to the establishment. It's saying, I'll decide what's art, not some stuffy old people in a museum. And the funny thing is your average person just looks at it and dismisses it as a picture of a soup can, not realizing what Warhol did was in their service, trying to show us the art in everyday life.
dislike when even nice boobs like this look saggy without support
best breast size is daisy's. no danger of collapse but still a firm handful
you can avoid both with sun cream.
I'm Type I on the scale (except i have brown hair) so I usually put on sun cream every time before I go out
Hospital lad here.
Highlight of my week was working with an older lady who had necrotic fingers like this. she had severe sepsis (which caused poor blood flow). they will just pop off by themselves soon.
fascinating stuff but pretty heartbreaking because she was fully independent before coming to hospital and then suddenly she finds herself bed-bound with all her fingers about to fall off. So she was fairly depressed about it. But we're going to help her regain functionality again with exercise, adaptive techniques and equipment provision.
it's ok, fun - don't take it too seriously. remember that girls get tons of messages from all sorts of lads - usually "ur fit - wanna see my dick". so they're gonna be picky as fuck and can stop talking to you at any moment for whatever reason. it's a bit shit but don't give up - it's fun. just have fun conversations, ask them out etc. not been on a date yet to be fair but i'm feeling optimistic. but there are tons of absolutely shite girls on POF.
someone once said, "these are girls that can't get a date IRL - that's a pretty bad sign"
match.com you'll probably find something more serious but i haven't tried that yet.
>doing a uni work placement in a hospital
>not a doctor
Might make a gimmick out of the more interesting patients i work with.
Wont clutter our threads with it though lads, just a quick interesting story every couple of days.
or would you prefer the same old regurgitation of anime and memes?
I had been messaging a girl for about a week, was going ok, didn't say anything bad, but she just stopped talking.
Have you managed to get a number / fb info out of them yet? and when would be a good time to ask?
that makes a lot of sense cause i keep getting fit girls and i'm like "well im not gonna swipe left to that" unless they have chavvy fake eyebrows and do a duck pout or some shit. i usually match with the cute nerd girls but i havent seen any of those for ages.
the women are usually of higher quality than PoF lad
>Job : full time mummy
>Hi, lookin for a bf, i don work cos i'm a full time single mummy looking after my boy mckenzie(he is my world)
typical girl on pof
i'd say probably ask them out within a week at the most but 2 days is a good bet on average. it really depends.
every girl is different though so i say just ask them out when it feels right and go with the flow.
if the conversation is going well, you're making them laugh etc. its a good time to ask em out casually
i've only been using it for 2 weeks myself so i'm in the same boat as you
I'm not him, but when I was using it I would ask for their number within 10 messages. If they are interested they will say yes, if they say no move on. I just said I lost all my matches twice (which was true) so I'd like their number
Alright new story.
Some guy came in the hospital last week with erection problems. He said nothing turned him on anymore and he was really struggling. I told him I knew how to cure this problem so I sucked him off. He got an erection and came in seconds, I love my job.
About to take one of these 100 ug 1P-LSD blotters
I'll keep you regularly updated with how my trip is going and what I'm doing and how I'm feeling
Wish me luck x
Had a bit of a brainwave regarding the Gmail phishing
Could send an email from any site, it just happens to redirect to Gmail because she timed out or something?
Anyway, gotta get something out today as it's the weekend
I feel an interview of questions would really turn them off desu lad, and don't think that solves the solultion of trying to get them asking me questions.
Just out of curiosity, what do you discussion with girls? I just look at their profiles and if they like tv shows, I'll bring up stuff I like and have jokes about stuff they like, etc. Dunno if I'm doin it right desu.
Good la'. You'll have a great time. In ~45 minutes to an hour you will be literally laughing at every single post ITT.
For future reference, keep you're stuff out of the light. It survives longest in a cool, dark, dry environment. Wrap what you have left over in foil, put it in a book and store it away. Exposed to light it degrades.
>About to take one of these 100 ug 1P-LSD blotters
>I'll keep you regularly updated with how my trip is going and what I'm doing and how I'm feeling
>Wish me luck x
the lead singer of slowdive was a huge qt
yeah i said DON'T make it interview of questions, hell if anything stop caring about the idea of getting them to ask you questions. if they're one-sided and selfish anyway then i reckon NEXT cause it's not worth it.
my good conversations usually have some form of bants so take that with a pinch of salt
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you
He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham
His fellow employees
Found his blog
About the polish bog
They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace
Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight
"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"
Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"
So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away
get it while it's still legal lad
good stuff, really looking forward to it, and yeah I keep it wrapped up to stop it degrading
no m8 it came like a normal letter, it was a plastic-y envelope, in it was another envelope, in that was a hermetic wrapping, in that was another hermetic wrapping and in that was the baggie with the blotters
So how many numbers have you gotton so far out of these girls? and how many dates?
zero for me, because I don't know when is a good time, but I've been talkin to a girl for a week now so might (i should) ask for a number.
Where my /muslimbros/ at?
Not that guy but I started taking tinder seriously and about a month later I'd been on 3 dates and had plenty of numbers. Ended up staying with one of the girls and am still with her. Assuming you aren't ugly of course
i just want someone to love me romantically. it's never happened to me and i'm trying so hard, just so hard. i can't complain too much though, i've got a few mates, had sex before, but fuck not having a girlfriend. at the very least i'd want to see what it's like to have one, and when you're trying to talk to a girl and they stop replying it's just so crushing and it never gets fucking easier.
i'm sure i don't have it as bad as some people itt but ffs state sanctioned gf /when/?
would love it if somehow we could all meet in the same room over a few drinks and just talk to each other.
there's a wojack image where he has green snot coming out of his nose but i can't find it
Sleeping about 16 hours a day. 10 to 12 hours at night, then falling asleep with exhaustion during the day several times. My glands are huge too, no energy, feel dizzy like I'm going to collapse whenever I get up to do something. Bit worried 2bh been like this a few months now
Unironically eating spaghetti and meatballs my mum made me desu
if it's anything like tinder that's just happens, mate. it's shit but you can't dwell on it and you've gotta get onto your next target to distract you.
if you're wondering how look it takes it just depends. i asked this girl out after a few days, but there have been other times where it's been a week, a few months, fuck it was even a few hours for me on saturday.
some girls are just shit at that. i have a girl who is a friend who's terrible at it online but was fine irl. but yeah it's generally a bad sign if they're not reciprocating a few questions.
Before I'd just swipe everyone and never talk to anyone, I started over and only swiped girls I'd want to take out and then talked to all my matches even if for a bit. Gets you uses to not caring about the individual conversations. It's okay if it goes no where
>creeped on some polish girls in his uni class, took creepshots, posted them on /r9k/ and comments about how he wanted to rape them
>somebody found the girls via the photos and showed them the posts etc.
>they go to the principal of the uni and he gets suspended, also arrested and tried for stalking or something like that
>pleas guilty, gets a fine, permanently booted from uni
He also did a host of other anti-social shit like pissing in his housemate's ribena and secretly filming his female housemates using the bathroom but the police weren't involved with that.
He also seemed to think he'd done nothing wrong lmao. Glad he's pretty much gone now.
If you've actually been around a girl you probably wouldn't want to do this. You can smell shit even just doing doggy style. Wouldn't want my tongue anywhere near there. I reckon it's to do with having no hair to absorb smell
dad wants me to pick him up from manchester aiport tonight but it's a 3.5 hour round trip for me and he could get a train very easily that would take less time and cost less than the petrol i would use
think he's being a bit unreasonable desu
Hmm I've been doing that but I've been swiping right to all girls I find fit rather than "girls I'd take out", maybe I should be more picky. probably why I'm not getting matches anymore. I don't really want to start over again though. I had some pretty good conversations with the last few matches too :|
yeah they've changed the algorithms apparently.
it's tight, lightly pink and cleanly shaved
The girl must have shit her pants then. Whenever I do anal with someone (boy or girl) they always douche first so they're completely clean inside and out, enough that I could eat a meal off their arsehole. Also having hair is bad, shit gets stuck on it.
>have pulled some good looking girls over the past few years
>one of them told me I'm very handsome
>sometimes good looking girls smile at me in the street
>still think I'm really ugly
couldn't fit all the bodies in the boot of the car today