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crayon pop

Azusa

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Really enjoying this band at the moment lads, why yes I am in my mid-20s and I don't care what you think - you think music taste really matters? Pleb.

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>Really enjoying this band at the moment lads, why yes I am in my mid-20s and I don't care what you think - you think music taste really matters? Pleb.

check out my wrist

check out my kicks

check out my bitch

CHECK OUT

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>>53665502

Watching Teens React

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>>53665555
I CHECKED

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Liz

>>53665567
gran torino?

>>53665546
Why do Americans try to talk like black people so badly?

Why do black Americans miss out words when they speak?

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>>53665567

SLAGS WHERE

Might go out tonight

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Kyary

>>53665546
>>53665549
>6 seconds

this has to be a script

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>>53665596
>>53665604

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>>53665555

>>53665546
>you think music taste really matters?

lmao, top plen.

Just ate a Twix lads

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the gf

>>53665568
shouldn't you be watching jacksepticeye, fám?

>>53665625
you absolute nutcase la, how do you feel?

>you will never roam the savannahs doing battle with your eternal enemies
>you will never protect the pride from hyena scum
>you will never be known as "he who greets with fire"

what's even the point of this miserable existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPiyo332Gks

>>53665607
could be a coordinated gimmick between 2 ebin gimmicksters

>>53665549
>>53665623
well it doesnt lol

>>53665546
ngl i'm quite enjoying this band, good shout lad.

>>53665639
Feeling good, I can still taste it haha

>>53665607
>>53665642
You have been visited by the phantom fedora

>>53665618
gran torino?

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the gf

>you think art/food/aesthetics/literature/music taste matters?

Yes.

>>53665666
>>53665587
Obviously you underaged twat

what are dubs

>>53665671
>3D

There's the door

>>53665568
Looking out your window again?

>>53665666
correct, satan

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charli

>>53665671
>watch on right hand

binned

*Walks into the thread, admiring all the big handsome british lads ladding it up, some boxing*

*smiles and blushes, his small twink body shivering with delight*

>>53665701
baby don't hurt me

Choon desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agtHSz8zTzI

>>53665712
poofter

what should i get for lunch? i want something fairly cheap but delicious.

dont make something already made or something i cook myself

>>53665694
>"I like to feel superior to others by carefully selecting things that other people have made to reflect my identity"

>>53665710
ugly paki

>>53665702
You got your 3D glasses on mate? A picture on a screen is 2D otherwise :^)

>>53665743
if you're deaf

>>53665749
kebab

>>53665743
Thanks for this lad, been looking for some ambient techno for some time that really hits the spot.

>>53665749

>make

oops, *mind

>>53665750
You don't think they matter? They do reflect identity.

Would you rather spend time with a chicken nuggets/Radio 1 top40/Harry Potter/Transformers fan or somebody with more interesting taste?

>>53665749
Cheese N pickle

>>53665749
chicken shwarma

>>53665773
Nobody likes a smartarse.

doing my placement for my uni course in a large hospital at the moment lads.
lots of old people there who need a lot of support to even sit up or get out of bed. a lot of them see how frail they are and get a bit depressed about it as well.
moral of the story: don't get old lads. its fucking horrible.

>>53665546
why is harry potter in this band

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How much wax is a reasonable amount for short hair?
>>53665842
>tfw it's true

>>53665805
Well if they're a cool person I can still banter with, then the taste doesn't really matter tbqh

Sometimes people with advanced taste can be insufferable negative assholes, though they can also be really cool people. Same with those with basic taste.

I don't really pay too much attention to how it "reflects my identity" I just prefer to try and get on the other persons level you know - keep an open mind

Also nothing wrong with chicken nuggets pal

Prefer coffee to tea lads

>>53665723
alri noncelad haha

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

https://youtu.be/NNt85hobnVU

>>53665848
who /dieyoung/ here?

>53665743
>53665787
samefag

>>53665749
fried eggs

>>53665787
np la, whole album is rather nice.

>>53665848
Yeah was tough to see my Grandpa get frustrated at his inability to walk as fast as he used to. Nobody rushes him but he feels like he is holding people up. Fuck getting old 2bh.

>>53665848
or just look after yourself so you don't age poorly

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Charles

Shaving my head lads

>>53665919

gets to a point where that doesn't matter mate. your body will just start shutting down. living a good life will just delay that by 10 years or so.

>>53665861
kek

>>53665868
FOY

>everyone and their dog posting their snaps of the Lumiere installations in London

Human memes.

>>53665876
The fuck? I've lived in Melbourne my whole life and have never seen a hasidic jew. Plenty of normie jews though, a lot of holocaust survivors fled to the furthest place in the world from yurop.

>>53665921
this should not be allowed in public
more revealing than jane in the tarzan film

>>53665848
>>53665919
>>53665942
Remember to put on sun cream. Main reason you get wrinkles is sun damage

>>53665942
if you look after yourself deterioration will only happen when you're +78 and the shut down will only commence in the final week of life.

http://strawpoll.me/6552731
http://strawpoll.me/6552731

http://strawpoll.me/6552731

http://strawpoll.me/6552731
http://strawpoll.me/6552731

>>53665863
I-it was only some bantz..

Yeah though, it was a feel I've often felt.

Take Me Out tonight lads

>>53666021

ok professor. i'll be sure to tell the doctors and therapists that on Monday.

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>>53666019
top top slag

>>53666034
Rigged

>>53666050

Why do people like this show?

>>53665942
look at jack lalane, he was pretty fit until he died, and old too.

>>53665978
>worried about wrinkles
skin cancer is worse, desu

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>>53665596

>>53666050
this series is wank stop shilling

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>>53666059

really like this song lads ngl

https://youtu.be/g4KQ7jRoAdA

ALL THE YOUNG DUDES

CARRY THE NEEEEEWS

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Just watched a documentary on Andy Warhol so now I know everything about him. But seriously, it made me realize how prescient his work was of modern celeb/reality TV culture, the way media warps our perception of reality. And the way he blurred the boundary between art and non-art, it's the ultimate punk rock fuck you to the establishment. It's saying, I'll decide what's art, not some stuffy old people in a museum. And the funny thing is your average person just looks at it and dismisses it as a picture of a soup can, not realizing what Warhol did was in their service, trying to show us the art in everyday life.

>>53666034
miranda hart

>>53666080
Absolutely classic

Who is the willy that keeps ruining strawpolls?

>>53666050
ok then lad where do you want to go?

My brother unironically thinks the batman with bane is better than the batman with the joker

I don't like batman, but one is clearly better than the other

who /OakFurnitureLand/ here?

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>>53666059
dislike when even nice boobs like this look saggy without support

best breast size is daisy's. no danger of collapse but still a firm handful

>>53666076
you can avoid both with sun cream.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitzpatrick_scale
I'm Type I on the scale (except i have brown hair) so I usually put on sun cream every time before I go out

>>53666080
how does he hold the gun?

>>53666080
Referee

>>53665628
use to avatar her on /tv/ back in 2012-2013 tBh

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Hospital lad here.
Highlight of my week was working with an older lady who had necrotic fingers like this. she had severe sepsis (which caused poor blood flow). they will just pop off by themselves soon.
fascinating stuff but pretty heartbreaking because she was fully independent before coming to hospital and then suddenly she finds herself bed-bound with all her fingers about to fall off. So she was fairly depressed about it. But we're going to help her regain functionality again with exercise, adaptive techniques and equipment provision.

>>53666147
Batman Begins was the best out of three. Even that had low moments everytime Nolan tried to be deep.

done 5 poos today lads

Who does online dating here? I've signed up to POF 2 weeks back.

What are you experiences lads?

>>53665876
haha good song choice

>>53666198
good lad

>>53666215
and she just let you take pictures of her fingers?

stop lying on the internet

Why is the return button on my keyboard not working in 4chan but is in everything else? I can't leave blank lines. HELP

>>53666226
Met my gf on tinder in 2014 and I'm still going out with her

>>53666215
please do not post gore or I'll get the janny

>>53666257

obviously isn't her you fucking mong.

>>53666226
it's ok, fun - don't take it too seriously. remember that girls get tons of messages from all sorts of lads - usually "ur fit - wanna see my dick". so they're gonna be picky as fuck and can stop talking to you at any moment for whatever reason. it's a bit shit but don't give up - it's fun. just have fun conversations, ask them out etc. not been on a date yet to be fair but i'm feeling optimistic. but there are tons of absolutely shite girls on POF.

someone once said, "these are girls that can't get a date IRL - that's a pretty bad sign"

match.com you'll probably find something more serious but i haven't tried that yet.

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>doing a uni work placement in a hospital
>not a doctor

I heard that the new xbox has to be connected to the Internet all the time and it had a camera that you have to have plugged in and it is constantly watching and listening to you

>>53666215
that's so disgusting holy shit. lmfao.

>>53666226
>POF

at least use paid dating sites you mong, PoF is full of cancer

How have I gone from tons of matches on Tinder last week to never getting matches at all this week?

I still get replies and matches on POF so what the fuck is going on

>>53666333
>paying for the chance of meeting a girl

Fucking lol. Pathetic

>>53666316
who said im not a medical student?

>>53666358
They limit you to try and make you buy the full version

>>53666394
that is fucking shit. i heard they also dont show your profile if you swipe right too much because they think you might be a spam bot.

*dashes an MC off piste*

>>53666415
Yeah, if you are more picky they match you with girls who are more picky. The idea is to get the uglies with the uglies and that

>it's a non-discussion thread

>>>/trash/

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Might make a gimmick out of the more interesting patients i work with.
Wont clutter our threads with it though lads, just a quick interesting story every couple of days.
ok?

or would you prefer the same old regurgitation of anime and memes?

>>53666456
Yeah! Maybe you could start a website and a blog too! Also add a trip so we know who you are easier!

>>53666456

we don't like anything new or unique around here so fuck off

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>>53666215

>>53666312
I had been messaging a girl for about a week, was going ok, didn't say anything bad, but she just stopped talking.

Have you managed to get a number / fb info out of them yet? and when would be a good time to ask?

>>53666445
that makes a lot of sense cause i keep getting fit girls and i'm like "well im not gonna swipe left to that" unless they have chavvy fake eyebrows and do a duck pout or some shit. i usually match with the cute nerd girls but i havent seen any of those for ages.

>>53666367
the women are usually of higher quality than PoF lad

>Chardonnay O'reilly
>Job : full time mummy
>Hi, lookin for a bf, i don work cos i'm a full time single mummy looking after my boy mckenzie(he is my world)

^
typical girl on pof

>>53666456
that's a good gimmick lad
good on you

>>53666480
Great, one minute in and people are already trying to frame me for samefagging.
Will take off the name now.

>>53666485
i'd say probably ask them out within a week at the most but 2 days is a good bet on average. it really depends.

every girl is different though so i say just ask them out when it feels right and go with the flow.
if the conversation is going well, you're making them laugh etc. its a good time to ask em out casually

i've only been using it for 2 weeks myself so i'm in the same boat as you

>>53666485
I'm not him, but when I was using it I would ask for their number within 10 messages. If they are interested they will say yes, if they say no move on. I just said I lost all my matches twice (which was true) so I'd like their number

>>53666456
>>53666480
forgot to take off your name you wasteman

>>53666502
Do they have more fish tho lad :D??

>>53666502
I'm getting proper sick of POF girls describing themselves as "bubbly"

Alright new story.

Some guy came in the hospital last week with erection problems. He said nothing turned him on anymore and he was really struggling. I told him I knew how to cure this problem so I sucked him off. He got an erection and came in seconds, I love my job.

>>53666512
Ta.
Might give it a think though, due to confidentiality reasons. Pretty sure that not naming names or locations is good enough but i duno.

>>53666527
What annoys me tho, is am the one asking all the questions, it feels like they don't know anything about me.

Which to me, feels like a sign they aren't interested.

>>53666570
haha mate you're well gay

>>53665711
truth senpai

>>53666593
mate, unless your're a proper cunt most people have better things to do than autistically investigate gimmicks

better to be safe than sorry though

>>53666605
you work in the hospital aswell haha? maybe we should suck each other off

>>53666594
idk try not to make it an interview of question and answer

New story.

This one guy came in complaining of a sore willy so I sucked him off and swallowed his cum.

Turned out he had aids LOL.

>that's a good gimmick lad

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Alri lads

About to take one of these 100 ug 1P-LSD blotters

I'll keep you regularly updated with how my trip is going and what I'm doing and how I'm feeling

Wish me luck x

>>53666625
>wearing a watch

Hipster fuck. Just use your phone like a normal person. Do you have a pocket square as well? Mong

>>53666665
so close for the get lad

>>53666686
i don't wear a watch, but to wear a watch on your right hand indicates left-handedness, which is a sin

>>53666684
Nice one mate, been thinking of ordering this online for a while to be honest.

I think we can all agree Ashes to Ashes is the best Bowie song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0

>>53666666

>>53666570
Why are you in hospital

>david bowie dies

Ok it's sad, but jesus christ stop fucking going on about it. Half the people didn't even fucking care when he was alive.

>>53666724
It's Starman lad, good effort though

>>53665848
My grandad has quite advanced Motor Neurone Disease, its been awful watching him lose the ability to speak, and then eat, and now walk.

Fuck

>he isn't signed up to elite singles

Lmao @ ur life

>>53666666
literally where?

>>53666763

Ashes to Ashes is so underrated though, he's never really made a bad tune.

Favourite film related thing by him would probably be the Lost Highway soundtrack.

Had a bit of a brainwave regarding the Gmail phishing

Could send an email from any site, it just happens to redirect to Gmail because she timed out or something?

Anyway, gotta get something out today as it's the weekend

>>53666650
I feel an interview of questions would really turn them off desu lad, and don't think that solves the solultion of trying to get them asking me questions.

Just out of curiosity, what do you discussion with girls? I just look at their profiles and if they like tv shows, I'll bring up stuff I like and have jokes about stuff they like, etc. Dunno if I'm doin it right desu.

having a go

What are you planning on doing with her password lad?

>>53666684
FOD

>>53666684
>1P
Good la'. You'll have a great time. In ~45 minutes to an hour you will be literally laughing at every single post ITT.

For future reference, keep you're stuff out of the light. It survives longest in a cool, dark, dry environment. Wrap what you have left over in foil, put it in a book and store it away. Exposed to light it degrades.

>>53666763
agreed

having a gladiate

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>Alri lads

>About to take one of these 100 ug 1P-LSD blotters

>I'll keep you regularly updated with how my trip is going and what I'm doing and how I'm feeling

>Wish me luck x

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the lead singer of slowdive was a huge qt

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woof woof

>>53666769
>got accepted in to beautifulpeople.com last year

felt good man, didn't use it though.

>>53666684
did you have to sign for it or anything? Was tempted to cop some

>>53666914
slowdive > MBV imho (in my honest opinion)

Fucking HATE living in the north
Literally can't wait until I can move back down south

Today I got bored and determined that 'Tiger Encounter' is an anagram of 'Urgent Erection'

>>53666934
Lol. Anyone can get in. It's not real

>>53666830
yeah i said DON'T make it interview of questions, hell if anything stop caring about the idea of getting them to ask you questions. if they're one-sided and selfish anyway then i reckon NEXT cause it's not worth it.

my good conversations usually have some form of bants so take that with a pinch of salt

holy shit lads i am so fucking alone

i have thousands of reaction images yet none potent enough to convey how i'm feeling

>>53666914
lmao nah

>>53666979
Use your words lad

having a think

Poleaboo is
Doing a poo,
A number two
For me and you

He records it with
His spying cam,
And sends it to
His polefu pham

His fellow employees
Found his blog
Sooner after
About the polish bog

They called him a pedo
And reported him to the police
So he removed his blog
To try and keep the peace

Being kicked out from uni
And locked up tight
He turns to /britfeel/
To hear his plight

"But wasn't I true
and wasn't I right,
to piss in milk bottles
and record people shite?"

Lowe and behold
The anons replied
"Fuck off pakiscum
I wish you had died"

So he turns to third person
And shit posts here everyday
The man of mystery Poleaboo
The one who got away

>>53666979
i understand you mate

i am here for you

>>53666718
get it while it's still legal lad

>>53666878
good stuff, really looking forward to it, and yeah I keep it wrapped up to stop it degrading

>>53666937
no m8 it came like a normal letter, it was a plastic-y envelope, in it was another envelope, in that was a hermetic wrapping, in that was another hermetic wrapping and in that was the baggie with the blotters

>tfw literally getting paid to post on /int/ while having a nice shit

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>>53666979
I like this one desu

>>53667019
Beautiful

>>53667027
just need to wait til the next time my dad goes out for more than 24 hours haha

>>53667019
>pedo

fuck off yank

>>53666978
So how many numbers have you gotton so far out of these girls? and how many dates?

zero for me, because I don't know when is a good time, but I've been talkin to a girl for a week now so might (i should) ask for a number.

Imagine actually living with your parents past the age of 18

>>53667088
FOB

>>53666979
There's not a single PEPE image out their to describe your feels lad? lad you need to make one tbqh

>egg mayo (3 eggs)
>toasted slice of this dank af seeded brown bread
>Covent Garden vegetable & lentil soup (this is a bit weak ngl)

r8 m8s, if you chat shit, post your lunch.

>>53667088
Poleaboo wasn't living with them when he was 18 but he is living with them now he is 24

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Where my /muslimbros/ at?

>>53667080
Not that guy but I started taking tinder seriously and about a month later I'd been on 3 dates and had plenty of numbers. Ended up staying with one of the girls and am still with her. Assuming you aren't ugly of course

>>53666998
i just want someone to love me romantically. it's never happened to me and i'm trying so hard, just so hard. i can't complain too much though, i've got a few mates, had sex before, but fuck not having a girlfriend. at the very least i'd want to see what it's like to have one, and when you're trying to talk to a girl and they stop replying it's just so crushing and it never gets fucking easier.

i'm sure i don't have it as bad as some people itt but ffs state sanctioned gf /when/?

>>53667022
would love it if somehow we could all meet in the same room over a few drinks and just talk to each other.

>>53667107
there's a wojack image where he has green snot coming out of his nose but i can't find it

>tfw saved lots of sexy NSFW pictures
>tfw want to share them
>tfw /int/ and /tv/ are the only boards I use

>>53667088
I do, only 19 though. Plenty of time yet

>>53667137
in africa blowing themselves up

>>53667080
only one so far. im no expert really. but i do know you should ask the girl out now.

>>53667117
egg mayo is top tier so that's pretty decent
I'm going to the gym then doing some cheesy beans on fried bread

>>53667157

Post them anyway and reset your router when you get banned

>What do you do in your spare time?
>I download sexy pictures from the internet

>>53667088
Tons of people live with their parents it's pretty shit tbqh

>>53667137
fuck off paki
>bros
fuck off paki yank

Sleeping about 16 hours a day. 10 to 12 hours at night, then falling asleep with exhaustion during the day several times. My glands are huge too, no energy, feel dizzy like I'm going to collapse whenever I get up to do something. Bit worried 2bh been like this a few months now

>>53667201
Oh you should move out then

>>53667140
i think i'm pretty ugly but fit girls do seem to like me. what do you mean by take it "seriously"?

>>53667209
...see a GP.

>>53667209

You're going to die, get yourself to the doctor

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>>53667117
Unironically eating spaghetti and meatballs my mum made me desu

>>53667209
how fat are you lad?
sounds like a weight issue

>>53667218
Need better job and gf first mate. slowly but surely getting there.

really wanna unironically tongue-punch a girl's fartbox, you know like french kiss her from behind sort of thing

>>53667137
Reporting in, lad

>>53667019
what did "Poleboo" actually do? I missed it all

>>53666485
if it's anything like tinder that's just happens, mate. it's shit but you can't dwell on it and you've gotta get onto your next target to distract you.

if you're wondering how look it takes it just depends. i asked this girl out after a few days, but there have been other times where it's been a week, a few months, fuck it was even a few hours for me on saturday.

>>53666594
some girls are just shit at that. i have a girl who is a friend who's terrible at it online but was fine irl. but yeah it's generally a bad sign if they're not reciprocating a few questions.

>>53667117
Half a roast chicken

>>53667229
Before I'd just swipe everyone and never talk to anyone, I started over and only swiped girls I'd want to take out and then talked to all my matches even if for a bit. Gets you uses to not caring about the individual conversations. It's okay if it goes no where

Lads do you think with the internet becoming more common around the Muslim world their women will actually demand rights and eventually lean more towards a liberal society?

>>53667229
>>53667140
Also is it worth paying for Tinder? I've signed up twice - first week each time - tons of matches. Second week - nothing. nil. zilch.

>>53667230
>>53667232
booked in for tuesday
>>53667262
I'm not fat at all

>>53667140
No, just average looking, average weight, average height. I'm a techie that does web dev so most time is spent indoors. But that's about it.

>>53667303
no

>>53667291

You're eating half of a roast chicken for lunch?

>>53667310
I've no idea. I last used it in 2014 and paying wasn't even an option

Love are pat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfMAP4Q1yk

>>53667332
I did do

>>53667277
you can do that to mine

>>53667303
They will just keep banning the websites who spread such degeneracy. Or perhaps make it illegal for women to use the internet

>>53667311

Get some food in you and drink some water or you aren't going to make it until tuesday

>>53667140
too many rumers that Tinder is filled with STD's. Funny that it's advertised like that as well.

>>53667282
>creeped on some polish girls in his uni class, took creepshots, posted them on /r9k/ and comments about how he wanted to rape them
>somebody found the girls via the photos and showed them the posts etc.
>they go to the principal of the uni and he gets suspended, also arrested and tried for stalking or something like that
>pleas guilty, gets a fine, permanently booted from uni

He also did a host of other anti-social shit like pissing in his housemate's ribena and secretly filming his female housemates using the bathroom but the police weren't involved with that.

He also seemed to think he'd done nothing wrong lmao. Glad he's pretty much gone now.

>>53667362
if its well kempt i might 2bh.

>>53667310
no you fucking cretin

>>53667374
I drink a lot of water. I eat two meals a day. I skip breakfast, always have. I'm never hungry in the morning.

does the mafia still exist lads

>>53667355

Sounds nice desu

Why so much for lunch though?

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>>53667379
>the principal of the uni

>>53667387
If you've actually been around a girl you probably wouldn't want to do this. You can smell shit even just doing doggy style. Wouldn't want my tongue anywhere near there. I reckon it's to do with having no hair to absorb smell

dad wants me to pick him up from manchester aiport tonight but it's a 3.5 hour round trip for me and he could get a train very easily that would take less time and cost less than the petrol i would use

think he's being a bit unreasonable desu

>>53667379
Why did we stop calling him ribena? Much better name than poleaboo imhotbh.

>>53667299
>>53667299
Hmm I've been doing that but I've been swiping right to all girls I find fit rather than "girls I'd take out", maybe I should be more picky. probably why I'm not getting matches anymore. I don't really want to start over again though. I had some pretty good conversations with the last few matches too :|

>>53667350
yeah they've changed the algorithms apparently.

>>53667379
He tried to get some darknet weed and become a 'dealer' as well didn't he? Like he thought if he always had a bit of weed people would be his friend

>>53667423
Forgot to scran breakfast, so I was absolutely starving

>>53667420

No wonder you have no energy, eat more you fucking idiot

>>53667420
Doesn't matter if you are hungry you just force it in

>>53667435
none of my gfs ever smelled of poop. I always did a sniff test before going near their ass

>>53667387
it's tight, lightly pink and cleanly shaved

>>53667435
The girl must have shit her pants then. Whenever I do anal with someone (boy or girl) they always douche first so they're completely clean inside and out, enough that I could eat a meal off their arsehole. Also having hair is bad, shit gets stuck on it.

>>53667426
They're either called principal or provost depending on the uni. Fuck off pozstralian.

Xbox is still in Denmark

I'm a manager at JJB and I demand some bloody respect

>>53667527
patrician gimmick

>>53667527
Wow. People are still joking about my predicament. Not funny, I lost 300 quid

>>53667466
Skipping one meal a day doesn't make your glands massive. I have done that my whole life. I reckon I have COPD 2bh

>>53667470
I forced a banana this morning 2bh

>>53667474
>poop
fuck off yank

>>53667552
i'm laughing

>>53667537
how old are you?

>>53667527
Fucking hell lad
Get onto the retailer and demand a refund
If you don't give you one, complain to an ombudsman

im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

>>53667537
Didn't know it was still in business 2bh. The one in my town closed down years ago.

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parents just transferred me £2000 lads

>>53667613
It was from some Danish online retailer. I don't fancy getting a flight to deal with it

>>53667567

How big are your two meals a day, honestly?

Your glands swell up when you're malnourished

>>53667567
Post torso

Me and my mates are all around 26 and we live with our parents, some of them have GFs at least but fucking hell, this is sad :(

>>53667643
If you don't exercise your consumer rights, it gives companies more reason to fuck you over.

Do it now

>people who say they can't eat when not hungry

It's the same as fatties saying they can't not eat when hungry

>>53667586
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=poop

nah

>>53667642
How many anime figures are you going to buy with that

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>tfw your so ugly that you look like brendan dassey

>>53667675
My auntie only moved out at 29, I wouldn't worry about it

>>53667648
Lots of people don't eat breakfast mate. I consume about 3000 calories a day. I'm only like 5'9'' so thats plenty
>>53667671
No

>>53667702
nice jugs

>>53667724

>your

stupid too

Fucking hell, need to get some sex this year lads or else I kill myself

2016 is the year I become a normie

Or kill myself

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>>53667724

planning a LADSholiday, whose keen for sunny beach or zante?

having a look

Can I just check how many girls are in this thread

I can't be the only one

>>53667724
fucking wew, unlucky chief.

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>>53667724
iktf senpai

>>53667499
We had a Vice Chancellor

Moving to Ireland soon mates. How hard is it to get a gf or regular lay? How are Irish grills, do they like swedish men?

>>53667675
If you're still NEET then it's very sad. If you have alot of savings, then it's a step up from your m8's that spend like good goyim.

>>53667815
should be around 50/50 yeah? I've told a few of my girlfriends about /brit/ desu

>>53667810
Don't Pozzy lads just go to Bali?

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>tfw you might literally be good looking

>>53667850

all the decent irish birds emigrated to usa or uk

>>53667724
Funny you say that. When I watched it, I literally thought he looks like an Irish inbred fighting pikey. You parents siblings or something?

>>53667810
>zante

Is it alright if I tag along lads? I've been there before, I can act as a guide hahaha

>>53667870
Literally false

They either move to Oz or Canada

>>53667794
if you want to be a normie then you already are a normie

that said, FONT

Testing results so far (and all I really need desu)

>Google in your name field => Inbox
>Gmail in your name field => Spam folder

The contents on your email are more important though

>>53667794
I'm a normie in disguise I've decided

>>53667857
Why would you do this
>>53667675
Not a NEET, I have savings and a career path. My mates are a bit varied though.

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>>53667867
>have pulled some good looking girls over the past few years
>one of them told me I'm very handsome
>sometimes good looking girls smile at me in the street
>still think I'm really ugly

>>53667810
Nah I went to Vegas last year. The ultime lads holiday

Bread & Circuses

>>53667955
>>53667856
meant this lad

>>53667744
Thanks lad :)

>>53667865
nah i want the real experience

>>53667902
haha ye course lad haha wahey

this year is the year i finally go insane i think

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couldn't fit all the bodies in the boot of the car today

>>53668133
>>53668133
>>53668133

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>>53667153