You're accusing ME??? edition
gonna be the most popular thread once people wake up and I started it haha thats right im ulster the resident celeb haha
>One that didn't just turn 18 and looks back 3 years ago with nostalgia goggles :^)
Honestly almost in tears that the new focus RS isn't 3 door, why would you have a 5 door hot hatch? disgusting
it could have been the successor to the escort cosworth ffs 4wd finally but in the worst looking focus
wish the 2nd gen focus rs the one with kool vents was 4wd would have been a godmachine
In all my years of 4chan and I still don't fucking understand this
Why do people reply to this shit? Why does it get so many (You)'s?
It's literally like the "SEND THIS TO 50 PEOPLE OR YOU DIE" shit 10 year olds used to e-mail to each other
I'm a lout and I love it. I'm proper scum, special brew drinker
Have you seen him recently
Just got back from my local Argos where the brand new Argos catalogue has been launched today across all stores nationwide! I couldn't believe the amazing value and savings on the entire range of products in store today, such as up to half price on selected electicals!
Me and my lads my might even go back down for more! If not, we can still order online and have same day delivery for only £3.95 with a selection of delivery slots to choose from, am we don't have to wait around all day! How about that!?
What about you, lads? What are you going to discover?
>A German town has banned male asylum seekers from a public swimming pool after women complained of harassment.
>A government official in Bornheim said men from a nearby asylum shelter would be barred until they "got the message" that such behaviour was not acceptable.
The tide is turning
Of vandalising a bus shelter?
>Sainsburys is looking to buy Argos (and put Argos collection kiosks in hundreds of branches)
Terrible move 2bh, complete branding clash. Sainsburys want to portray themselves as (slightly) higher quality than their competitors, whilst Argos is associated with the under-class.
>Jeremy Corbyn is to say that a Labour government could ban companies from paying dividends to shareholders unless they pay workers the living wage.
>Mr Corbyn will say: "Only profitable employers will be paying dividends; if they depend on cheap labour for those profits then I think there is a question over whether that is a business model to which we should be turning a blind eye."
Can someone post that very recent pic of brendan fraser were he looks like he's looking less JUST
Do you mean bent as in gay or twisted or wot
Whale tail spoilers were trademark of the cosworths, the sierra had them too
pretty kool 2 b h
Cathy, did I just see 3 police officers in reception?
>"I went to the Starbucks at the Camino Real Marketplace by myself, like I usually did every morning. I ordered my coffee and sat down on one of their chairs to relax. A few moments later, when I looked up from my drink, I saw a young couple standing in line. The two of them were kissing passionately. The boy looked like an obnoxious punk; he was tall and wore baggy pants. The girl was a pretty blonde! They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed. I had never felt so miserable and mistreated in my life. I cursed the world for condemning me to such suffering."
The man is completely out of his mind, when you become leader you're supposed to sacrifice your morals and become bland and inoffensive so that you stay leader. The hammer & sickle approach is just going to lead to a coup.
Just finished my daily reading and recitation of the Financial Times. Time for my daily prayers by the beanbags now. After that I'll go to my job which entails operating machines
See ya later lads
>identify as a woman and dress up like one
>get upset when people refer to me as a man
>supported by the government + general public
>paint face black
>identify as an Afro-Caribbean male named Deshawn Coconut
>people call me racist
>not supported by anyone
What exactly was I suppose to have.. pinched? a kinder.... cathy what is a kinder egg??
Because delivery takes fucking years and you have to pay delivery for shit under £15
next day delivery often costs more than the product
plus you sometimes need the item urgently
the only reason maplins exists is because of amazon delivery policy
Just finished my daily listening and recitation of the jewish lefty propaganda at my lecture lads. Time for my daily cucking now. After that, I'll graduate and be unemployed and £30,000 in debt.
See ya later lads.
>Because....race is a social construct....and....privilege and.....bzzzz....the patriar......crzzzhhhhbeebobbooo.....
But officer there must be thousands of Mulvaneys out there! Oh that's good...
Rate my line as Bond villain
>Mr. Bond. Finally nice to meet you. I work for Spectre and we have 4 bombs placed in Riga, Buenos Aires, Dublin and İstanbul if you don't know.
>Bad memories Mr.Bond, bad memories.
Just sent the gf a love letter lads
Sometimes I wind up my gay mate by pretending i've taken a bender turn and given in to his begging and am going to let him suck my cock, then I just slap him on the cheek with it a few times exclaiming "you thought!! " while he tries, unsuccessfully, to get his mouth onto it
have a right laugh haha
>race is more than just superficial features like skin color
lost £10 on blackjack last night
>>INFIDEL ! The Muslim Brotherhood will blow up Riga, Buenos Aires, Dublin and İstanbul, if you don't hand in the Danish cartoonists !
>>SHUT UP I KILL YOU!
I've actually bought an HDMI cable from Maplins once. Went in, couldn't find them, and then some lad who looked about two years younger than me who worked there asked if I needed help. Asked him if they had HDMI cables.
He proceeded to spend a good 3 minutes showing me the diamond-plated, ion-shielded, handmade organic £49.99 cables. After he was done I asked him if that was the cheapest they had and he then reluctantly showed me their brandless £4 cable which I bought.
It's just a joke how scummy the whole thing is. Anyone who doesn't buy 99% of their things online is being scammed.
a shop where you look at a catalogue to see if an item is in stock then you take the item number to a till then you pay for the item, but you haven't got it yet, so you have to wait in a doctors waiting room for your item to be picked by an employee who is also trying to pick everyone else's purchases, so you wait in the waiting room for about 20 minutes and then you finally get your light bulb after waiting half an hour.
It's a really ingenious, fast and quick way to shop. I love it. Only the most respectable people in society shop there, too. It's like Waitrose
Some bizarro shop that sells cheap shite to poor people.
>browse catalogue/ipad for product you want
>type into some machine
>queue up and collect/pay for it after they fetch it from a warehouse at the back of the shop
>~£4bn in sales
Not sure how you aren't aware of it la
You get what you pay for, I can guarantee the £49.99 HDMI cable will be most cost efficient in the long term.
Just a rich tip you poor people can't wrap your fragile, little minds around.
Most people are absolutely clueless about technology, it's their fault if they waste money.
Besides some people like buying thesee sorts of thigs because a placebo effect makes the product look better than it actually does. The whole audiophile industry relies on this market.
>You get what you pay for, I can guarantee the £49.99 HDMI cable will be most cost efficient in the long term.
>Just a rich tip you poor people can't wrap your fragile, little minds around.
>he pretends to be rich on the Internet to impress anons
The richest people I've ever met all spend as little money as possible on trivial things. It's how they stay rich. Unless they're going out to an event, they'll wear charity shop clothes, they shop at lidl etc. Only trust fund babbies pay £5000 for underwear and shit
Haha lads a new cannabis based pain relief drug was tested in France and has left 5 people brain dead
>weed does no harm maaaan. It's all a conspiracy bro, alcohol is more dangerous than weed but it's still legal bruh
Me on the left
>I won't be on one of Elon Musk's whites only spaceships going to Mars
>I smoke weed
Lmao. Enjoy bringing about that revolutionary change and challenging the establishment when you inhale something that makes you passive and docile. I'm sure mr Rothschild is shaking in fear
>Not a tool of capitalists to feed more capitalist propoganda to the working class
Corbyn will smash the HDMI, then smash down Sky.
The only tv channels that'll be available are government mandated BBC shows
Can't work out if I enjoy having a job or not lads
Getting 23k a year is comfy when it gets paid into my account, and I have no shame of not having a job and having a purpose, but I don't know if it's worth being bored 5 days a week.
>have to quit college because of external circumstances
>go out for drinks with some of them on my last day
>qt classmate is there and she finally gives me her number
>tells me she's going back home for a bit, but she wants to meet up later in the night
>about two hours pass and soon everyone is gone, I'm just finishing my drink and about to go
>she comes in, sees me, runs over and hugs me
>we have a drink and then go to a nice restaurant
>go for more drinks
>she's pretty much begging me not to leave the course, saying she wishes she had been nicer to me before, is almost in tears
>says she still wants to keep in touch and that she'll hate me if I never see her again
>everytime I try to go, she tells me to stay a bit longer and catch the last bus instead
I... I don't understand.
>Weed is not addictive. I should know, I smoke it every day
>white people aren't being driven to extinction it's all a conspiracy theory!
He's been doxxed and has several social media accounts. You have to assume that some white knight has informed him of his infamy here.
Given his social status and mental state, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Kev regularly posts on 4chan.
>Some marketing schmuck got paid hundreds of thousands of pounds for this idea
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 6 MORE FUCKING HOURS TILL I CAN START LIKING AGAIN ON TINDER
Hint: it's all endorsed by Cadbury (has to be in order to use the term 'Cadbury's Creme Egg' and to profit by reselling their eggs).
It's just to drum up interest in creme eggs because there has been a large drop-off in sales since Cadbury's were bought out by an american company that changed all their recipes.
>tfw you realise the Beach Boys were actually better than the Beatles
Feels good to admit it.
>No, ma'am, we do not sleep in the God-fearing United States
I'm well aware of that, hence the thing about marketing.
But it's just a horribly expensive, trite attempt at a 'viral' sesnation
Never really bought into this idea, but maybe you're right. Anyway I'll never buy one no matter how good their marketing is, they're sickly af.
If you cannot identify this image then you are most definitely new and should lurk more.
I'm forever blowing bubbles
throw us a link
>The fedora spam needs to stop. it's just a protective mechanism from scared teens who don't want to be seen to be associated with any ind of sincere opinion.
reminder plato himself would literally have watched k-on and argued ritsu was best
>I live on a tiny island that has been cucked by the English, the 6 counties are rightful Irish clay!
>that fucking great skin diamond scene where she plays a captured slave in 18th century america.
>Why yes, you're absolutely right! I am, unironically, of 100% celtic descent
>You will never be a British officer in the Napoleonic era
LMAO you fucking nerd
>tfw I UNIRONICALLY said the words in the pic when I was about 16
I've said far worse but I think i've forced most of them out of my memory
>Yes, lads, I am a proud supporter of William II of England
>able to deter norwegians
thats a funny one
>Just got the janny to send these pics to GCHQ. Have fun in prison
>You're absolutely right! Haha oh man. There's nothing fedora about being Celtic compared to the subhuman Anglos. I mean, Irish made the world how it is today! Am I right or am I right my fellow gentlesirs?
I hope a nuclear bomb drops straight onto the island of England
ummm im actually really sorry sweetie i thought i'd get aggressive over the internet as a joke but upon further reflection i realise that you could find my hostility rather unpleasant x :)
me on the right lads, what do you think?
>Labours most successful leader is their most hated
This why they're a dead party
Financial troubles and shit, need to get a full-time job.
Also she's into me? Maybe she is but it's still hard to understand. I was unpopular before college and then by the end of the first term, I was one of the most popular people in class. I could not comprehend it but people kept telling me to stop being so insecure.