Bum edition
>>53652287
Big willy little bum
halo
rude word
>>53652287
aussies go home
i would "cuddle" her "bum" if you know what I mean
Ohhh all the money
2016
year of the gf
fuck wit it homie
>>53652341
Afraid I don't
bum posting desu
is there a album anywhere of all the kev edits?
>>53652354
got a gf literally 31 dec 2015 @ 10:00 p.m. waheyyy
r8 my bulbarsaur lads
ive been drawing pokemon from memory on paint
>>53652357
FUCKING HELL. I would clap that arse all fucking night long until the friction of me inserting my penis in her vag rips the skin of my dick
>>53652383
>>53652374
very nice
the years off to a good start 4 u
>>53651987
>>53651991
This is exactly the kind of behavior I am talking about. Making constant assumptions and generalizations about me and my people because of my race. I'm upset you post these things guys, not angry, because I know that on some level it is you guys who are hurting. I know that I need to stop just lurking. I know that I can help you guys, provide you with something more valuable than the kick you get from spouting insults at other, my time. It may take a while but I'll get some of you to open up and hopefully change the mood of these threads. If you wanna talk my Skype is ConHarb, from my profile picture you can clearly see I look British. I only wanna help. Thanks, love you all.
Kind regards,
British Anon
>>53652231
Cheap and sustainable. I have no rent or mortgage. I spend money on food/water, 4G, propane (heating and generator) and diesel for my car. Really the biggest cost is just heating, especially in winter. Rooftop solar panels provide most of my leccy during the summer but I use the propane generator to top up during the winter.
>>53652277
It was decent for it's time. A bit dated now like.
>"Anon can I come back to your house?"
>"I'm so fucking smashed, you might not be able to wake me up if your tried, so I won't be too much of a bother"
what do
i want to suck a girls pussy so much that i start getting chronic eye infections from all the pussy and ass juices that get in my face
>dirty Poles get more action than you
>>53652409
Neck yourself you disgusting troglodyte.
We. Do. Not. Want. You. Here
Its getting late, but I have another beer left over. Should I drink it lads?
>>53652427
Eating pussy is for betas. And it tastes like prawn cocktail with a hint of cabbage
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IG5Ypo2X9F did a song lads
Maisie
>>53652463
of courshe
the last beer on a late night is the sweetest beer of all
just make sure its extra cold
>>53652463
Of fucking coarse, what are you going to do? Leave it and have it on it's own later, hardly?
>>53652463
Don't be a wasteman
>>53652493
My day is now complete.
CARETAKER
what are your main goals in 2016 lads?
>>53652287
JANNYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53652451
please stop being nasty, I love you anon, why can't you reciprocate?
>dress like a slut
>get called a slut
>wah wah wah
>>53652521
how big la
>>53652532
graduate uni, earn a bit of money, get a gf (or at least have sex a few times)
Who SHUT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4
>>53652497
>>53652499
>tfw outside is colder than the fridge atm
does anybody else leave their beers on the outside window sill of their room? saves trips downstairs to the fridge and is autism-ly satisfying in its time efficiency
CELEBRATE SUCCESS RIGHT WITH APPLE CIROC
>>53652509
thanks lad only just got unbanned ffs
>>53652523
FOR [see attatchment]
>>53652532
>don't fuck up employment opportunity (it would take a monumental fuck up but I am more than capable of that)
>relationship
>>53652549
Not insecure so I never measured it, I just use it.
>>53652450
what movie is this
Fairly certain I'm over the oneitis. This time for sure.
>>53652532
Don't have a mental breakdown or kill myself
Secondary goal: get decent grades
>>53652569
#effenvodka
>>53652546
Rasheed are you hiding from the German police after Cologne?
Goodnight, all.
>>53652573
I've been away for over a month, got the full /brit/ experience in today now.
>>53652584
this was from a real event called 9/11
a dark day in american history
>>53652584
Olympus has fallen
>tfw she will never beat the shit out of you
jdimsa
>>53652450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnpBK9w0S_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siqj9lQzvmw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYHSshpumOc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RpNSF-er88
FUCK! I was creeping through some girls old pictures and I accidentally tagged my girlfriend in her bikini photos! I removed that tag but that shit is going to turn up in her notifications! HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS?!"
I like to think of myself as a modern day Johnny Cash
>>53652562
Looks like Purple Aki
haxball
>>53652590
mine literally text me a few hours ago basically saying she misses me after a few months of not contacting me. promised myself i wouldnt respond to her if she ever contacted me again but i cant resist 2bh, havent responded yet dont really know what to say dont really wanna talk to her and get hurt again
:3
>>53652532
205kg deadlift
>>53652584
die hard
>>53652521
LEWDLEWDLEWDLEWDLEWD
>>53652662
Tell her to get in your bed senpai
>>53652639
you dont
A lot of wastemen in this thread saying wastemen things
>>53652639
If they're both asleep right now then you'll be fine
>>53652668
You're a proper wrong 'un you m8. Not right in the head, probably a homosexual too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K-WjsHa_2k
new game
what 80s song is this:
Dun dun dun dun doo doo dooooo...
Dun dun dun dunanana dodododdod...
>>53652711
Yeah but won't they still get a notification? If I delete my facebook, will it stop the notification from coming up
>>53652451
Your lack of compassion for a fellow person, who is a mere victim of circumstance, just like you or I, lends me to believe that you're the troglodyte.
>I'm an ass man
>desk has crumbs all over it
>>53652662
Mine asked me if I wanted to hang out tomorrow but I happened to see her today whilst out with a mate. Turns out she's busy and was already planning on meeting an old fuck buddy.
Don't want to be a fedora, but I really need to be meaner and less obliging.
HIGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENJdNHIBHTY
The king of class
>>53652741
all me
>>53652749
skibby diddy doo dum dum do do
>>53652749
>ass
fuck off yank
>>53652668
Keep posting
Look at her tight virginal body she's not like some nasty slag you'd find at the fucking disco drunk off Frosty Jack's
new thread.
>>53641596
>>53641596
>>53641596
>>53641596
>>53652758
She should be bred with pakis
>>53652590
>>53652662
>>53652752
lol what even is a oneitis isn't it just female friend you pathetic cretins emotionally lust over?
So my gf and I went to The Weeknd's show on the last part of his tour. After the show as we were leaving, someone (looked like security) pointed out my gf and told her to step to the side. When we walked over there, someone claiming to be Travis Scott's manager asked my gf if she wanted to go to the private after party, but only SHE was allowed to go, I couldn't go with her and at this point I'm just confused
So my gf and I talk and I decide to let her go to the party. She promised me she would text me when the party was over.
Around midnight I decide to drive back to our hotel room. A few hours go by and it was like 3am and still no call/text from her. I called her phone but it went straight to voicemail. At this point it was getting really late, so I ended up falling asleep.
At 8am I wake up to my gf walking into our hotel room. I was angry as hell asking her questions like why she didn't call or answer her phone
She said that when she went to the after party, security confiscated all phones because Weeknd (she kept calling him 'Abel') and Travis were going to be at the after party as well. She managed to take a pic with Travis' manager, but she had no other photos from the party. At one point during the night Abel walked into the party and specifically told his security to allow my gf to approach him in his VIP section
So my girl is telling me how she met Abel and was hanging with him and his crew the rest of the night, and eventually they all went inside his tour bus, and she was one of the few girls they allowed in. Then she goes on talking about how she fell asleep in the tour bus until around 7am and took an Uber back to the hotel.
But ever since the concert, my gf has been acting weird when I ask what she did on the tour bus. Her excuse as to why she couldn't remember what happened on the tour bus was that she 'blacked out'
I honestly think Abel fucked my girl lads
The thing that hurts the most is that I bought our tickets for our Anniversary
>>53652744
If you untagged her then the notification gets removed
So you're only screwed if they were only when you did it
>>53652785
Got off with her once, but yeah.
>>53652810
got off? which bus stop? LOL!
>>53652810
actually fucked mine 2bh kek
>>53652748
>I will allow my nation to crumble in order to appease my feminine sensibilities
Hello piggy banks
How do I ask out a girl? I don't know if she has a bf or not?
>>53652854
you shouldnt be asking a girl out if you dont even know enough about her to know if shes single or not thats pretty basic info lad
>>53652802
if this is true that sucks, but it is an awesome story to tell people later on.
>>53652854
>would you like to go out sometime?
>do you have a bf?
>it's not called an ass it's called a bum or an arse
>>53652870
How am I supposed to know more about her if I can't ask her out
>>53652802
The Weeknd probably didn't fuck your girl bro. Most likely gave her to his boys to pass around like a blunt.
> I’m a blackstar, way up, on money, I’ve got game
What did he mean by this?
>>53652854
>Hey, I'm going to X this tuesday, wanna come in?
>>53652874
Don't do this. Asking will give her enough power to feel in control. You're in control, be a cougar, meow like one.
>>53652847
>I will throw away rationality in order to appease my tribalistic sensibilities
>>53652668
TIGHT
>>53652758
NICE
How is /brint/ so active this hour of the morning? go to fucking bed and get a job you scroungers.
>>53652926
I'm a student and it's Friday night.
>>53652926
font
oneitis texted me an hour and a bit ago do i respond now or wait until morning
hanging out with the lads on /brint/
>>53652926
Fuck is brint
/brint/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajTNlooZKE
tune (8)
The greatest film of all time?
listening to some thugger tbqh
normie gimmicks suck lol
what is that thing moving on the ground at 14:58??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2EZddwTuR0
Interesting footage, this cameraman escapes death by a few minutes
I feel like there is something heavy and foreign inside my mind
>>53652985
listened to a bit of johnny cash today x
>>53652991
I saw it tonight desu
very good
>>53652991
KEK! delete this
>>53653021
you haven't seen zoolander before today? bit odd haha
alri
>>53652749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I_OeQPTxHo
Business idea:
Step 1) Move all the whites out of Australia
Step 2) Build a giant wall around Australia and turn it into a massive prison
Step 3) Deport all muslims there
>>53653043
alright IMG
>>53652915
>it's rational to import millions of people from third world countries
>>53653039
I meant I watched it tonight you weapon
>>53652994
good fucking lad
>>53653057
>yfw they use the abos to sniff for oil and become billionaires
Alri lads
Just grabbed a 12 pack of VBs and plan to spend the evening shitposting out on the deck
>>53653092
fantastic post 10/10
>I'm not Anglo yet I post in /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDFEQyx7o4k
want to meet his boys desu
>>53652521
I'm not gay, but I have to admit this is a very nice looking cock
>>53653099
>kiwis drinking our beer
should have bought cd though
>>53653130
>says the yank
>>53653130
>wants to post with anglos
>doesn't post in /anglo/
>>53641596
http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/53641596/anglo-new-best-general53653130
>>53641596
>>53641596
je suis un pomme rouge
if i could i'd line all yanks up and run them over with a steamroller tBh
>>53653099
>kiwi
>drinking VB
No wonder you cunts won't let me and my family in just because I turn 30 this year and can't get enough points because we have two white children. If we were Lebo's we would be in there in a fucking second.
have ate a lot today haha im a big fatso hate me
>>53653160
There's non whites in that thread...
>>53653181
if i could i'd walk right up to you and give you a big sloppy kiss
>>53653130
>I can't trace my lineage back to 12th century England
>>53653187
>vb
>for lebos
>>53653192
they're gone now. its safe come on over.
>>53653187
>30
>married with kids
>on /brit/ at 3AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rghtx1kSlvg
>>53652623
Who the fuck is this? She's gorgeous
>>53652668
Would fuck
WE GOT LONDON ON THE TRACK
Should I do a second wank
>>53653251
the love of my life
the only light in a gray world
the only reason worth living
true to my nigga true religion buddha man
>>53653277
why does she have so many outlets?
>>53653275
Yes I'm gonna have my first wank after I go to the store to buy beer
Love this funny geezer laugh everytime its on telly GO COMPAREEEE ahahahah
>why yes the legal drinking age in my country is indeed 21
>>53653277
Oh her. I quite like her music desu, even if it is a bit gay.
>there's like 10 people in my """maths"""" lecture
>professor is kind of grumpy
>this one girl keeps interrupting him and correcting him
>he tells her to drop the class, in front of everyone
bit awkward haha
>Yanks
>Sega """""""Genesis"""""""
>>53653324
how is it gay, she's a woman
>>53653335
what was she correcting him about? his posture?
>>53653347
so is kylie minogue and if you listen to her you definitely take it up the batty hole
posting a chebs
>>53653355
he made an error writing something, think it was that he forgot a negative sign or something
>>53653341
True 2bh
Prejudice =/= racism
>>53653341
You can't just change the definition of a word and add new parameters willy nilly
Drinking my mummys cider think im gonna get a right telling off tomorrow
>>53653341
Mo is the noise a cow makes in Norwegian
>I can't drive around with an AR-15 in my car then shoot it off the back deck when I get home
got kush on deck homies
come fuk wit it f a m, ill break you off
finna chill wich all yall tonight
>I drive around with an AR-15 in my car then shoot it off the back deck when I get home
Is the lad who likes majid jordan here?
>>53653154
>>53653187
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm Jerseylad, not a kiwi.
Feeling a bit horny lads, what should I wank to?
>i am free because i can legally purschase firearms
>>53653444
still dont see why you're buying vb TbH
didnt even know they sold it in the 7th state
is rational wiki satire or something?
like an SJW encyclopedia dramatica?
>>53653470
men
>I'm against gun ownership
say no to nuclear power
why would i need a gun if i live in inner city sydney
>>53653404
He is looking at the butt
How nuts is it that Australia is a younger country than america? literally only started to be colonized in the 1800s
ey senpai dis kush is fire
>>53653512
to free azn qts from the lindt cafe
>>53653499
need to be more specific than that
>>53653066
>it's rational to discount the intrinsic worth of a person
wew lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/4121w1/advice_today_my_18m_girlfriend_21f_told_me_she/
>>53653527
so the tactical police can get paid to do nothing? not bloody likely
Probably going to have myself a fap soon. Any suggestions?
>a real man such as myself wouldn't be caught dead with a firearm
>i call wanking "fapping" like some 14 year old /b/tard circa 2008
>>53653477
Because I'm in the middle of nowhere and its $20 for 12 when everything else costs literally millions
>>53653539
why do redditards have to make a deal about everything?
>pour le upvotes
oh.
>no canadian gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rxG1_KuJCA
>>53653579
>$18.85 for a 12 pack of vb
bit jealous iibch
>>53653574
I call it
spanking off
wanking
tossing myself off
having a wee word with myself
>>53653587
Edit: thanks for the gold stranger
Edit 2:this blew up!!
Edit 3: Overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use reddit though and it's pretty good
>>53653579
>>53653607
billionaires out
>>53653525
the main reason we started to use australia as a prison colony because we lost the yank colony. overall we actually sent far more prisoners to america. for about 150 years we dumped all sorts of shite there.
>"men" who doesnt even have 99 in any skill
>>53653640
I got to 91 fishing and learned it was only half way and gave up
want to move to brizzy or the goldie lads
>>53653551
Misha Cross
>>53653640
W O O D C U T T I N G
O
O
D
C
U
T
T
I
N
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>>53653666
haha mad man
>>53653587
reddit is still good for discussion, but just like you have to get over the bitter edgyness on 4chan you have to filter out the dogpiling on reddit.
>gf starts saying "I love you" more
>immediately think that it's an attempt to save what she believes to be a failing relationship
what the fuck, why do I overthink literally every fucking thing
>>53653694
reckon she loves you m8
>>53653694
ill take her if you dont want her
this asian bird hasn't been too responsive lately. it was a fun stint of yellow fever while it lasted.
>>53653694
Cheat on her with a really sexy hooker
>>53653694
1v1 her wildy to see what she's made of
what's the longest you've gone without wanking?
2 months here.
>>53653734
16 years
Are all Brits like this?
bf barely ever tells me he loves me lads
should i leave him to go find a nice black man?
When will we get freedom of movement between Aus-Nz-Can-UK?
I would trade the shitty EU for that instantly, fucking hate greasy european scum
>>53653761
just buy a gf
>>53653751
You mean asleep?
>tfw a gay starts grafting on you
>>53653776
>When will we get freedom of movement between Aus-Nz-Can-UK?
when did they get rid of that?
We would be like the Romania of that situation though, the other countries wouldn't want it.
>>53653751
whoops, forgot pic
>My assistant at work praised a member of my staff for spending 40 fucking minutes with a customer
>Customer said that member of staff offered "The best customer service he's ever experienced"
>Call assistant a moron for praising that staff member because spending 40 minutes serving 1 customer is fucking retarded
>Starts defending the staff member and talking about "muh customer praise" and "muh customer experience"
He's not going to last long in this industry.
>>53653778
Have you seen >>53652873
wouldnt mind going to the pub with my mate tonight and ripping about a 100 darts
>have an australian friend
>she goes home
>0.01% chance i'll ever see her again
:-(
>>53653809
>He works in retail
>>53653751
>>53653804
Very few
lesbians disgust me. imagine all the lonely anons that could get gfs if all the lezzies turned straight
>>53653822
Yes I have, did you know that the film was mostly filmed in Trollhättan? The town here the swordsman sliced those immigrants?
>>53653839
does she live in sydney and want a bf? she has to possess at least 2/3 of the following qualities though
- good taste in music
- good taste in film
- good taste in fashion
>>53653857
went out for drinks with a really hot lesbian the other week desu. sussed out how lesbian she was and she said she had a boyfriend when she waas working in LA but the furthest they went was hooking up. i was all like "haha sack attack you foul wench let me slide on in!"
>>53653809
t. manager at jjb
Taliban on these hoes
Give a xan to these hoes
>>53653851
Yes I'm a store manager at JJB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rghtx1kSlvg
what side are these blokes fighting for? cant speak ukrainian/russian at all LOL
>>53653899
>6 god image
>future lyrics
could you please fuck off
>>53653804
I hope so.
>>53653922
don't have any future memes tbqh
also drake is on that song too
my life is pathetic
>>53653917
figured it out im pretty sure they're separatists
surprised how well equipped they are. they're wearing russian DCPUs.
I remember they used to look down on me, now I look down on they
The EU referendum ballot should be worded like this lads:
"I think Britain is a sovereign nation and should be able to control it's own destiny"
"I think Europe should control Britain".
>>53653988
ha ha
need some ASMR for sleep
*turns on barry white*
haha... just us... the lads *puts arm on your shoulder*
>>53654003
very good
>>53654016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nt_nHn41JE
why do russian soldiers look so based lads
That's it now lads, deleted all my sissy porn, vowed never to go near it again, you guys are my witnesses.
me and the gf
new yeezy joint is HOT
>>53654033
bit gay desu
>>53653988
not as bad as mine
>>53654065
Sergei.
>>53654107
~the more you give the more i want~
*leans closer to you*
>tfw job interview with insurance company next wednesday
>it pays 29 thousand pounds per year
pressure is on lads. this could be my ticket into normiehood
saying britain should leave the eu isn't like saying i want more non-white immigration
>>53654181
Got an interview for my placement year on Tuesday, £19500 haha
Alri lads
Who /working the night shift/ here?
>>53654190
hello cote d'ivoire (that's "ivory coast" for you monolinguists)
>>53654190
i meantz is fuck sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTWgjg2ZQeY
>>53654181
>take approximately 1 hour 30 minutes
how? fucking hell
literally
LITERALLY
literally
perfect
I was hungry and thirsty were you there were you there
I'm here for the slags show me what you got
might play some arma 3
>tfw having to pull an all night to sort out my sleeping pattern
>>53654190
i agree desu but a lot of people here are just sick of the way the eu is going. and frau merkels recent descent into madness hasn't helped things one jot. still, we won't leave. even big dave knows this.
favorite snack to eat while high is bananas lads
really hate every aspect of myself
http://store.steampowered.com/app/264240/
This shit is free for some reason
>>53654346
because it is probably absolute shit (which steam is saturated with)
Post obscure kevs
honk
>>53654322
A nice glass of juice does the job for me
Sweet enough that it tastes amazing but not loaded with sugar like a gallon of ice cream
>>53654373
good post
>>53654322
i enjoy stuff like pizza and salty snacks desu
>>53654373
menacing
>>53654371
it has good reviews and is only free this weekend
copping that shit even though i won't play it
>>53654373
>>53654373
>A nice glass of juice does the job for me
>Sweet enough that it tastes amazing but not loaded with sugar like a gallon of ice cream
>>53654373
Most obscure one I have
truly interpretive
>>53654430
>all these americans posting in /brit/
we have a thread for this now, man
>>53641596
>>53654298
>>53654373
Okay lads so I just got back from buying Cookout and beer and my gf is talking about moving in with me and getting engaged and getting married
I just want to fuck her and that's it
What's with this relationship shite?
AHH HOLY SHIT A TORNADO IS RIPPING THROUGH MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND MY HOUSE IS NEXT
THIS IS MY LAST POST ON /BRIT/ EVER
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
*crrrraaaackking noise*
ARHRHGHGHGHGHGHHGHHHHH *woosh*
>>53654145
tell us your credentials
>>53654462
One of my all time faves desu
>>53654469
>>53654467
Why don't you fuck off to that thread then?
>>53654473
Just go along with it and leave her when it becomes necessary
>>53654298
imgur.com/a/ZQ1Dx
>>53654498
just trying to spread the word, no reason to get cunty.
drinking by myself, lads
>>53654373
>>53654496
I don't understand it, I just take it at face value
Post proper English slags
>>53654469
>>53654497
I'm still here keep em coming
>>53654512
noic
>>53654267
SHOOT UP DA CLUB
>>53654518
I really don't care about your shit failed general now stop shilling
>>53654562
>>53654562
>>53654562
Don't how I'll ever work
I find just existing exhausting as it is
>>53654550
>>53654467
>6 hours old
>250 posts
yeah, nah
>>53654531
me fourth on the left
>>53654497
Would absolutely smash.
>>53654566
bit early don't you think
>>53654531
>>53654471
i like these
listening to brand new's 'the devil and god are raging inside of me'
thinking emo things
SO there's about 50 regulars in this thread
identify yourselves
my name is sonjay
>>53654674
hello, my name is Tim
>>53654556
>failed
its going pretty gud actually. probably have another before tomorrow
>>53654674
hello my name is also sonjay
>>53654674
sonjay here.
>>53654674
my name is lucas but my friends call me sonjay
>>53654674
jason
>>53654674
thomas, its pronounced sawn - jay
>>53654570
Who's is this sermon demon
>>53654321
tis a hard decision
>>53654674
posted here nearly every night for the last 3 years but no one knows who i am and i get distinctly less (You)s since the extra flags era
>>53655360
I know who you are ;)