r8 my bulbarsaur lads
ive been drawing pokemon from memory on paint
This is exactly the kind of behavior I am talking about. Making constant assumptions and generalizations about me and my people because of my race. I'm upset you post these things guys, not angry, because I know that on some level it is you guys who are hurting. I know that I need to stop just lurking. I know that I can help you guys, provide you with something more valuable than the kick you get from spouting insults at other, my time. It may take a while but I'll get some of you to open up and hopefully change the mood of these threads. If you wanna talk my Skype is ConHarb, from my profile picture you can clearly see I look British. I only wanna help. Thanks, love you all.
Cheap and sustainable. I have no rent or mortgage. I spend money on food/water, 4G, propane (heating and generator) and diesel for my car. Really the biggest cost is just heating, especially in winter. Rooftop solar panels provide most of my leccy during the summer but I use the propane generator to top up during the winter.
It was decent for it's time. A bit dated now like.
>"Anon can I come back to your house?"
>"I'm so fucking smashed, you might not be able to wake me up if your tried, so I won't be too much of a bother"
Its getting late, but I have another beer left over. Should I drink it lads?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IG5Ypo2X9F did a song lads
>dress like a slut
>get called a slut
>wah wah wah
>tfw outside is colder than the fridge atm
does anybody else leave their beers on the outside window sill of their room? saves trips downstairs to the fridge and is autism-ly satisfying in its time efficiency
thanks lad only just got unbanned ffs
FOR [see attatchment]
Fairly certain I'm over the oneitis. This time for sure.
FUCK! I was creeping through some girls old pictures and I accidentally tagged my girlfriend in her bikini photos! I removed that tag but that shit is going to turn up in her notifications! HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS?!"
mine literally text me a few hours ago basically saying she misses me after a few months of not contacting me. promised myself i wouldnt respond to her if she ever contacted me again but i cant resist 2bh, havent responded yet dont really know what to say dont really wanna talk to her and get hurt again
Mine asked me if I wanted to hang out tomorrow but I happened to see her today whilst out with a mate. Turns out she's busy and was already planning on meeting an old fuck buddy.
Don't want to be a fedora, but I really need to be meaner and less obliging.
So my gf and I went to The Weeknd's show on the last part of his tour. After the show as we were leaving, someone (looked like security) pointed out my gf and told her to step to the side. When we walked over there, someone claiming to be Travis Scott's manager asked my gf if she wanted to go to the private after party, but only SHE was allowed to go, I couldn't go with her and at this point I'm just confused
So my gf and I talk and I decide to let her go to the party. She promised me she would text me when the party was over.
Around midnight I decide to drive back to our hotel room. A few hours go by and it was like 3am and still no call/text from her. I called her phone but it went straight to voicemail. At this point it was getting really late, so I ended up falling asleep.
At 8am I wake up to my gf walking into our hotel room. I was angry as hell asking her questions like why she didn't call or answer her phone
She said that when she went to the after party, security confiscated all phones because Weeknd (she kept calling him 'Abel') and Travis were going to be at the after party as well. She managed to take a pic with Travis' manager, but she had no other photos from the party. At one point during the night Abel walked into the party and specifically told his security to allow my gf to approach him in his VIP section
So my girl is telling me how she met Abel and was hanging with him and his crew the rest of the night, and eventually they all went inside his tour bus, and she was one of the few girls they allowed in. Then she goes on talking about how she fell asleep in the tour bus until around 7am and took an Uber back to the hotel.
But ever since the concert, my gf has been acting weird when I ask what she did on the tour bus. Her excuse as to why she couldn't remember what happened on the tour bus was that she 'blacked out'
I honestly think Abel fucked my girl lads
The thing that hurts the most is that I bought our tickets for our Anniversary
> I’m a blackstar, way up, on money, I’ve got game
What did he mean by this?
>kiwis drinking our beer
should have bought cd though
if i could i'd line all yanks up and run them over with a steamroller tBh
No wonder you cunts won't let me and my family in just because I turn 30 this year and can't get enough points because we have two white children. If we were Lebo's we would be in there in a fucking second.
>I can't trace my lineage back to 12th century England
the love of my life
the only light in a gray world
the only reason worth living
Love this funny geezer laugh everytime its on telly GO COMPAREEEE ahahahah
>why yes the legal drinking age in my country is indeed 21
>there's like 10 people in my """maths"""" lecture
>professor is kind of grumpy
>this one girl keeps interrupting him and correcting him
>he tells her to drop the class, in front of everyone
bit awkward haha
Drinking my mummys cider think im gonna get a right telling off tomorrow
>I can't drive around with an AR-15 in my car then shoot it off the back deck when I get home
>I drive around with an AR-15 in my car then shoot it off the back deck when I get home
Feeling a bit horny lads, what should I wank to?
>i am free because i can legally purschase firearms
How nuts is it that Australia is a younger country than america? literally only started to be colonized in the 1800s
>a real man such as myself wouldn't be caught dead with a firearm
>i call wanking "fapping" like some 14 year old /b/tard circa 2008
>$18.85 for a 12 pack of vb
bit jealous iibch
I call it
tossing myself off
having a wee word with myself
Edit: thanks for the gold stranger
Edit 2:this blew up!!
Edit 3: Overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use reddit though and it's pretty good
the main reason we started to use australia as a prison colony because we lost the yank colony. overall we actually sent far more prisoners to america. for about 150 years we dumped all sorts of shite there.
>gf starts saying "I love you" more
>immediately think that it's an attempt to save what she believes to be a failing relationship
what the fuck, why do I overthink literally every fucking thing
>My assistant at work praised a member of my staff for spending 40 fucking minutes with a customer
>Customer said that member of staff offered "The best customer service he's ever experienced"
>Call assistant a moron for praising that staff member because spending 40 minutes serving 1 customer is fucking retarded
>Starts defending the staff member and talking about "muh customer praise" and "muh customer experience"
He's not going to last long in this industry.
went out for drinks with a really hot lesbian the other week desu. sussed out how lesbian she was and she said she had a boyfriend when she waas working in LA but the furthest they went was hooking up. i was all like "haha sack attack you foul wench let me slide on in!"
Yes I'm a store manager at JJB
why do russian soldiers look so based lads
>tfw job interview with insurance company next wednesday
>it pays 29 thousand pounds per year
pressure is on lads. this could be my ticket into normiehood
i agree desu but a lot of people here are just sick of the way the eu is going. and frau merkels recent descent into madness hasn't helped things one jot. still, we won't leave. even big dave knows this.
>A nice glass of juice does the job for me
>Sweet enough that it tastes amazing but not loaded with sugar like a gallon of ice cream
Most obscure one I have
Okay lads so I just got back from buying Cookout and beer and my gf is talking about moving in with me and getting engaged and getting married
I just want to fuck her and that's it
What's with this relationship shite?
I don't understand it, I just take it at face value