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>tfw no daughter
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P E D O
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>>53652032
You're a pedo anyways
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Damn, I lost my virginity at a late age of 21(14 months ago).

I've fucked 5 different women since, but my main target it, to m8 with a real women who can be my wife, raise my kids etc.
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>>53652213
I lost mine at 25, so you beat me. Had my first kiss at 25 too with the same girl, definitely not proud about that
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>>53652213
>>53652536
Fuck off normies
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>>53652032
iktfb
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>>53652032
This little whore is a child and uses cosmetics
She's a bad daughter
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>>53652907
don't be mad, your small cock will get action from some other neighbor some other day
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having to change her diapers and wipe her

>TRIGGERS
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>>53652907
>t. judge of moral rectitude
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>>53652032
what is this webm from?
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>>53652536
>>53652213

If you discount the embarrassment factor, would dying a virgin be a bad thing?
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>>53653179
that's up to you
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>>53653123
vlogs : life porn.
people with a life post their life so that people with no life can watch their life.
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I just want kids :(
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>>53653238
This
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>>53653238
>>53653322
are there more lolis? If so sign me the fuck up tbf
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>>53653396
idk
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>this past christmas
>Sitting in an armchair at family party, drinking a beer and trying to zone out without throwing up
>11 year old cousin comes over to me
>"anon you look sad and lonely are you ok?" she says
>Just laugh it off and tell her I'm tired. When I'm actually in withdrawal from benzos my doctor accidentally dosed wrongly
>cousin was adopted, comes from a family of addicts before my aunt and uncle adopted her
>gives me a look like I'm full of shit
>drags me upstairs
>spend the rest of the party in her room eating deserts, talking, and doing crafts
>occasionally come vack downstairs to get more food
>Dumb slugs in the kitchen do the whole "OMG ANON U R SOOOO GUD WITH KIDS!!1!!" routine
>party ends
>aabout to leave
>feel little arms around my waist
>"anon you should sleep over, don't leave"
>give her a big hug and leave
>been hanging out together every now and then, taking her to the playground or out for ice cream

I just want a little girl of my own already /int/. I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE, FUCK.
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>>53653179
Silly Americabro...

Wizards don't die.
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>>53653594
That's really nice man, I'd love to have that.
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>>53652536
What was that like? I'm a 25 year old virgin and even thinking about having sex sends me into a shame spiral.
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>>53653594
>tfw those cute little kids turn into manipulative whores after 10 years

ruins the magic
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>>53653722

Why?
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>>53653722
It wasn't so bad, because I had been talking to this girl months before we finally met up. I met her online when she was coming to the USA to be an exchange student. So by the time she finally got here and we met in person we already knew everything about each other, she knew I was a virgin and wanted to be my first.
As far as never kissing before, I didn't tell her that, since kissing is easy as fuck, just don't use too much tongue too early and she'll never know you've never kissed before
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>>53653767
I just feel hideously inadequate. It seems like it should have happened by now, and I figure that if I ever told anyone they would just laugh and think I was pathetic.

Basically 10+ years of built up neurosis.
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>>53653837

>tfw you've kissed 4 different girls, but have never made out
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>>53653949
Nah man. Don't worry. Do you get out to paries? Drinks with coworkers? Even just going to da club?
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>>53653594
>"OMG ANON U R SOOOO GUD WITH KIDS!!1!!"
nice and refreshing.

>work in several "kindergartens" (aka maternelle)
>4y/o little girl, full of life, but sometimes sad
>what's wrong?
>daddy is alaways away on trips
>maybe you could call him?
>tells me her stuff
>harsh politics of DON'T TOUCH THE KIDS
>grabs my hands
>i-it's forbidden...
>walks on my knees and up
>does a sort of flip while I hold her hands tight
>giggles
>school year ends with a beautiful drawing full of hearts
>miss her
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>>53653837
See, I have kissed before. I was totally on track to normiedom until I was 14. I got into an accident that really physically messed me up through the rest of my teen years.

As a result, I quit sports and lost most friends. Nobody ever wanted to be with the drugged up guy in a wheelchair, and I pretty much missed the boat on normal sexual development.

I'm glad to hear your story though. It's good to hear.
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>2016
>wanting children
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>>53653983
I go out sometimes, but even if I meet a grill and manage to talk to her, I just don't know how you are supposed to progress to sex from conversation.
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>>53652907
>>53653081
I lost to this, dunno why
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>>53654075
Get drunk. Better yet, get her drunk too. I tend to degenerate into a pile of spaghetti normally, but I get "charmingly cocky" when I'm drunk, according to my gf.
PS be sure that she isn't the chick to cry RAAAAAAAAAAAPE the next day.
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>>53653837

Ya know...

they call it "easy as fuck" because fucking is also easy, you only get better at it and it's a very instinctual thing

people just build it up in their heads as some master performance - it's a performance, yes, but it's not hard at all to become very good at it
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>>53653965
>tfw have had sex with a girl but never made out with her

>>53654019
Are you still in the chair now? Accident how? Do you have scars on your face? As long as they're not on your face no one will fucking care
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>>53654075

invite her to your place

"do you want to get out of here?"

"I'm thinking about heading out, you wanna come with?"

JUST
DO IT
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>>53654124
My first time we were both drunk, and we both knew it was going to happen.
I had no idea what I was doing, one thing just led to another, feeling her tits led to sucking them, led to rubbing her pussy, led to eating her out, led to putting my dick in a pussy for the first time.
I just fucking put it in and started thrusting, tbhonest. That's all sex is anyway
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>>53654136

but ur supposed to make out during the sex ;_;

people call missionary boring but some of the most passionate sex I've had has been missionary, making out like animals
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>>53653949

Think of it this way, man. You don't deserve to be a 25 year old virgin anymore than a lottery winner deserves their prize. Both are entirely matters of luck, happenstance, simple twists of fate. There is nothing wrong with you, nothing you can justly be ashamed of, as it's all out of your control. So stop feeling bad about yourself and enjoy the things that you got lucky on.
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>>53653759
Why did I laugh at this?
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>>53654136
No, I'm better now and only have scars on my legs. Thanks for the advice.
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>>53654218
That's the thing, we just...didn't. I don't know

My first time was missionary just because I was already eating her out and facing her, so I just put it in from there.

My favorite was from behind when spooning, it's easy to rub her clit as you do it to give her maximum pleasure
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Being a father of a little cute daughter must be a heaven, but at same time a hell for those demons that haunt his head for the dangers to come.
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>>53653059
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>>53654205
>I just fucking put it in and started thrusting, tbhonest.
>That's all sex is anyway
Karl Marx disapproves.
But yeah, it's nice when everything is simple, for once.
I for one had my 1st kiss and (almost) 1st fuck the same night, at 21, with an (almost) 18y/o wet devil.
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My daughter better be QT as fuck

My sons better be Alpha as fuck
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>>53654631
By the way, after being my first she broke up with me a few days later

That shit fucking hurt, and I still think about her all the time, every fucking day
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>>53654656
>asian
>alpha
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>>53654408
I thought Pamperchu was a yank
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>>53654708
that sucks.
anyway, our moms are always our real first.
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>>53652032
All is fun and games until they hit puberty.
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>>53654759
didn't pamperchu die
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>>53654052
Enjoy being an evolutionary dead end
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>>53654019

Feels a lot like me.

Used to be really popular and into football til I was 16, got in a serious car accident that made it impossible to play competitive sports ever again and that made me extremely depressed.

I basically substituted football with CS and WoW so I stopped socializing with people, after high school I barely talked to anyone.

I banged 5 different girls when I was 12-16 and after that I haven't done anything.
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>>53654817
I think he got cancer lmao.
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>>53654863
good he deserved it
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>>53654768
fuck u m8, I was a caesarean section ;_;
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>>53654863
I bet his microwave had something to do with it.
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>>53654863
nah he got arrested
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>>53655391
No way he could have cancer if he got arrested!

Seriously though he did get actually cancer. Did he really get arrested? What for?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa27Mug54fU
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>>53655241
Might been all the plastic and sodium-polyacrylate he ingested from eating so many fucking diapers.


>>53655581
>tfw no poberty-stricken daughteru to protect and go hiking with

end my suffering mooseman
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>>53653179
I'm not kissless, and had a gf, but I wouldn't care dying a virgin. Sex just isnt important to me desu.
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>complaining or feeling shame in being a virgin when you've never actually tried to lose it
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Who else /don't really care about sex but just really want a biological child/ here?
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>>53656026
But sex is the funniest part of making a child.
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>>53656179
"Haha" funny or "she is not supposed to be crying" funny?
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I want kids so I can play with them because I am childish

But I don't want them for many other reasons
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>>53653996
Damn Frenchbro... You should kidnap her and run away.
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>>53655478
He was going into Gamestops and breaking their Sonic Boom displays because SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLUE ARMS!!!!1!

Then when he was being told he was banned from the stores he was walking out and then maced an employee.
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>>53654160
This.
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>>53657859
No you're thinking of chris-chan, the autist who made Sonichu

Pamperchu is someone else
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i'd be so fucking disappointed if i had a son instead of a daughter. i'll never have kids either way but i'm just saying, if i knew i was going to have to raise some little faggot tryhard boy i would be on the other side of the planet by the time he was born.
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>>53654052
This, more money to support yourself when you're unmarried with no dependents
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>>53658310
Could just end up trying for another.
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