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that's with two #s
quote: "If you ae seeking liberation, my son, shun the objects of senses as like you would posio. practice tolerance,sincerity, compassion, contentment and truthfulness as though they were nectar. You are neither aearth, fire, air nor ether. For liberation know yourself as consisting of conscious witnessing these. Remaining in consciousness and seeing yourself as distinct from the body you will now become happy, peaceful and free from bonds, You do not bleong to the brahmin or any other caste, you are not at any stage, nor are you anyything that the eye can see. You are unattached and formless, just a witness of everything - so be happy" - Ashtavaka
Just keep this fucking thread alive please. No death just mercy bumps ;_;7
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora and people with desi blood or whatever + gypsies
not invited: bullies
So how are we going to get rid of the Dravidians, lads? When will Northerners send them back to Australia?
Fair bit, least in the North. I saw this one lady at Temple who was pale as a ghost.
Why! IT'S NOT FAIR? Tell me do you hate rats? Why do you hate rats? Has a rat ever done anything bad to you? No, it hasn't. Yet, when you see a rat every fiber of your being swells with anger and disgust! How dare they step foot in my home! North Indians need room to live, we must retake the South. It belongs to us. The whole subcontinent belongs to us. We need some lebensraum. Let us retake the South and drive the Southerns back to the jungle! RECONQUISTA
South Indian > North Indians
t. Middle/Central Indian
is it true that indian women marry the leader of the gang that rapes them?
I mean the Indians that have an appearance akin to Nikki Haley.
>join us in desi irc chat
>connect to rizon
>channel name: ##desi
>that's with two #s
GODDAMMIT QUIT TRYING TO FORCE THIS
who is Nikki Haley?
Its this thing to do with your ancestoral profession (eg having the surname smith or baker or sometihng) and your current standing in society.
Kind of like the British class system.
Best of both worlds my man
The IRC is based if it has a good 3-4 people in it.
but yeah we have commitment issues
>tfw was literally having a conversation with a sri lankan bloke from australia, about cricket for about an hour
>tfw we started talking about lifting and felt up each other and the girls' we were with's thighs
>tfw then we started telling our white friends aobut how sotuh asian girls are worst tier
wew lads it was like an irl /desi/ thread
>who is Nikki Haley?
Governor of South Carolina. She's the child of Sikh immigrants, now she's a Christian married to an American. I don't particularly like her but the thought of a Republican MILF from India turns me on.
>for the sake of votes
She was married long before becoming a politician.
But I must agree, Sikhism is pretty baller.
Is it true they can carry ceremonial knives on planes?
Sikhism is closest to Hermetic philosophy and I enjoy it (at least in its original conception) for that
Yeah they have their 5 Ks which include carrying a ceremonial knife afaik.
>Changing what you believe because you married someone
what an absolute meme
Ugh, fucking race traitor. Is this how the whites felt when the new Star Wars came out?
Only /r9k/ virgins care, Daisy Ridley isn't even remotely attractive. Mostly everyone stopped caring once they saw how terrible her character was
>what an absolute meme
Only really happens in Europe.
Interfaifth marriages are still relatively common here.
Daisy Ridley is an ugly Brit. I felt no connection with her.
And hopefully there's no love interest between her and Finn. They teased that there was between Luke and Lea in the first one, why not do it again?
not many in some very very distant and convuloted sense, some i guess
many pakistanis apparently???????
no luck 2bh, literally nothing wrong with being South Asian whether south or north, Hindu or Muslim or any ethnicity or whatever. We've produced great minds in all fields from each corner and walk of life of our section of the world.
>fucking race traitor. Is this how the whites felt when the new Star Wars came out?
Kek. Why the fuck do you care faggot!?
>being half white half desi
>not being half something else half desi
The Nordic countries are cuck central. The whites there are getting bred into oblivion and welcome with open arms and eager assholes.
>READING AMERICANS OPINIONS ON OTHER COUNTRIES THAT THEY'VE NEVER VISITTED AND HAVE ONLY HEARD ABOUT ON THE INTERNET
>tfw you feel bad for Swedes on the board every time they get these kinds of posts
>sling around big generalisations and big opinions you're not actually qualified to sling
>get called out on it, because you're doing it in such an obnoxiusly visible way
>hurr ur obsessed
>The Nordic countries are cuck central.
>says the nation that submitted to a kenyan for 8 years
Christianity and some forms of Islam are alright.
I'd rather have my entire country hate a Kenyan than it pander to Muslim degeneracy.
I'm being a bit facetious in the second thing you're quoting, my real qualm is changing religions (as radically as going from a Dharmic conception of the world/existent to a Judaeo-Christian-Islamic one) over something as fickle as a relationship or a career
>I'd rather have my entire country hate a Kenyan
>we all hate him
>so we'll submit to him for another 4 years
cucked as fuck
I saved 30 images of pro-British pictures for whenever your people accomplish something, and then there's this autism.
>britain pls help us the rice farmers are 2 stronk
>lol fuck off
>bawwwwwwwww regan is sad
Take this shitty argument to another typical /int/ thread.
Maya is a powerful thing brother. Can we even criticize her? We and our families left most of our culture and homeland for something as fickle as careers and money as well. She just went one step further.
> my real qualm is changing religions (as radically as going from a Dharmic conception of the world
Truth is she probably never had a Dharmic conception of the world, and she's probably not a sincere Christian either.
I'm only being critical of her and the other US politician as you be critical of politicians in general, I don't know much about them (because they're of foreign relevance to me), let alone their actual convictions blah blah.
Actually I think accepting that people should have the freedom to choose whatever lifestyle they see fit, without criticising them (provided they aren't actually infringing on anyone else) is an important value. I guess you just have to hope/encourage that those immediately around you (whether in terms of family, friends or community) try to be wary of the pitfalls of certain choices.
I'm not sure which part of Indian culture/philosophy or anything says that 2bh, but i like it as an ideal wherever it came from.
she's middle eastern i think
t. le superior bengali poet
Nah, she's Paki. I was on tumblr back when she was still posting.
>turn up 3 years late
>still think you get to sit at the winners table
has amerikek ever won a war without european support?
me on the left
>tfw this pakistan girl accidentally touched my junk when she was taking off her jacket
>mfw we both sort of awwkardly acknowleded it
>as you should be critical of politicians in general
>I guess you just have to hope/encourage that those immediately around you try to be wary of the pitfalls of certain choices
>tfw 2 distant relatives converted to Islam
>tfw I don't know any young relatives who care about religion
How unfortunate. Punjabis are so bad at raising kids with religion
>I'm not sure which part of Indian culture/philosophy or anything says that 2bh
Every Dharmic religion? We don't have any punishments for apostasy. People can join and leave whenever.
lads whats the best way to meet a shuddh non-dalit indian girl
temple or dance club?
keep in mind i am okay if she has had a "little fun" in her time...its 2016 afterall
1. she has to be non-mleccha (meaning she has to be indian)
2. she has to be non-dalit hindu
3. I don't care if she has had loose morals in the past
Why is that hard to understand? Are you surprised that caste is more important to me than bullshit victorian british morality?
Where is My Indian Princess?
>yfw korean UN chief's daughter married an indian guy
korea-india union when?
reminder the greatest warrior/devotee was transgender
>There is no genderfluidity in Dinduism
>mfw never have any rape bus
YOU JUST CANT RAPE THIS SHIT UP
some people will actually think you're pakistani and not just an american shitposter with a proxy
feels p bad my man
I had better things to do.
>mfw never going to rape and kill somebody over a football match in lovely university >.<
COME RIGHT HERE, COME ON, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF SOUTH INDIA (LITERALLY) AND NORTH INDIA (SOMEWHAT TRUE) AND ENJOY THE BESY INVENTION OF THE WEST.
JUST FOR A SINGLE RUPEE, YOU CAN FINALLY TAKE A POOPIE
>tfw can't post outside desi without getting pooinloo reply
>hurr durr it was only 3 posts deleted
i told the janny/mod that this thread should be a safespace for brown people, and that cancerposting should be allowed outside of it, but not inside of it.
then he deleted our """"pakistani""2 friends' posts. but he's not moderated this thread properly since.
>"Afghanistan was such a different country. It was calm and beautiful. People loved arts. And vast parts of the country were not populated," he said.
>He said that people understood Hindi in Afghanistan, but communication became a problem once he entered Iran.
>This is what happens when you are tolerant of P*akis. They shouldn't be allowed in desi. Obviously their cunt isn't important enough to have a general.
Once a terrorist, always a terrorist.
26/11 NEVAR FORGET ;_;
increased SAARC federalism eventually
increased regional devolution within SAARC nations? probably eventually, the economic effect it has is the object of my Masters' research and dissertation.
I wake up before sunrise and immediately offer prayers to Krishna, then I do pranam to the deity of the sun, Surya, as the sun slowly rises from the horizon, next proceed to a shower, clean my teeth using a Neem twig.
I then face either north or east on a pure sheet positioned on pure grounds, that remains undisturbed by any other object or article. I take 3 sippings of holy water and proceed to put on my forehead, bosom and tow arms a round mark of red powder (tilak). I then meditate on brahman itself for several minutes, before bowing and chanting mantras to the murtis of 5 deities (namely Vishnu, Shiva, Ganesh, Devi and Surya, also known as Panchayatana puja) as a means to raise to higher planes of the swinging pendulum of birth to death to rebirth (in order to the avoid duldrums of lower planes of existence which ulitmately distract the finite brain from contemplation of atman and brahman).
I've read the Vedas and Upanishads 108 times already and can recite Puranas off by heart, all in their original sanskrit. I've also studied the systems of logic from Nyaya, veered off into the Nastika metaphysics of Nagarjuna's Mulamadhyamakakarika, Advaita and Dvaita systems of ontology, the mathematics of Aryabhatta and countless Sutras on all topics and fields.
I avoid all tamasic foods and activities and try to avoid maya (worldly pleasures and attachments) as much as possible, as such all I own is an saffron shawl and i spoil all morsels of food with drops of water, to dull the taste (attachment to sensory pleasures only leads to misery and suffering). I do this because the entire material universe is a merely a distraction from reuniting the soul with the unknowable, infinite and immutable mind that underlies everything one materially senses. I haven't deliberately looked at a woman in 3 years (let alone touched or spoken to one) and I subsist solely off of begging for alms.
we are asians, therefore asians are mastrrace
we are, look at her she is indian and asian. we are asiatic people.
she is an indian citizen, india is in asia, we are asian.
>tfw arguing with an american with a japanese proxy posting dumb shit
>tfw no japan - dumb shit image saved.
I agree that there was no 'Aryan Invasion'
But at some point probably around 6 to 4 thousand years ago Indo-European language speakers, with a belief system akin to of Indo-European peoples elsewhere, settled in India and had a massive culture and religious impact on the people who were there before them.
The women of the central countries (i.e. between the Ganges and the Jumna) are noble in their
character, not accustomed to disgraceful practices, and dislike pressing the nails and biting.
The women of the Balhika country are gained over by striking.
The women of Avantika are fond of foul pleasures, and have not good manners.
The women of the Maharashtra are fond of practising the sixty-four arts, they utter low and
harsh words, and like to be spoken to in the same way, and have an impetuous desire of
The women of Pataliputra (i.e. the modern Patna) are of the same nature as the women of the
Maharashtra, but show their likings only in secret.
The women of the Dravida country, though they are rubbed and pressed about at the time of
sexual enjoyment, have a slow fall of semen, that is they are very slow in the act of coition.
The women of Vanavasi are moderately passionate, they go through every kind of enjoyment,
cover their bodies, and abuse those who utter low, mean and harsh words.
The women of Avanti hate kissing, marking with the nails, and biting, but they have a fondness
for various kinds of sexual union.
The women of Malwa like embracing and kissing, but not wounding, and they are gained over
The women of Abhira, and those of the country about the Indus and five rivers (i.e. the Punjab),
are gained over by the Auparishtaka or mouth congress.
The women of Aparatika are full of passion, and make slowly the sound 'Sit'.
The women of the Lat country have even more impetuous desire, and also make the sound 'Sit'.
The women of the Stri Rajya, and of Koshola (Oude), are full of impetuous desire, their semen
falls in large quantities and they are fond of taking medicine to make it do so.
The women of the Andhra country have tender bodies, they are fond of enjoyment, and have a
liking for voluptuous pleasures.
The women of Ganda have tender bodies, and speak sweetly
>Lose South India
> India's social indicator stats jump from being marginally better than Sub-Saharan Africa to being the new Niger
> Thank you North India for your glorious Aryan culture, malnutrition, illiteracy, rape, and shitty cinema.
What's up with the latest trend of Hindi dubbed south indian films being played on channels in north India? And it's not just the small regional channels which play these films, major players such as Zee, Star and a few others regularly play these films.
Southie characters tend to bend laws of physics in just about every film. It is a huge meme here. Did you know?
There were even mass-forwarded Rajnikanth jokes copied from Chuck Norris meme.
>tfw gujurati team ni the next IPL
I'm sure they hate our guts as well :(
>One of the things I found weird is that most heroines in southern films are northies these days.
Wtf happened to Asin? She was on top of my waifu list a few years ago but after doing skin lightening ads she went to shit and now she's marrying some idiot..
Maybe because over-30 actresses do not often get lead roles in indian films. Marrying a wealthy businessmen is what happens to most of them. Smart choice before they age and looks fade out.
That's just my speculation.
I'm curious why light complexion is considered so desirable in india if the south is so much more advanced. Would someone with light complexion be looked down in the south for resembling the poor northerners?
>thinking people look into it this much
its just in terms of raw attraction people tend to find (women mostly but also to some degree men) who are lighter skinned more attractive.
In terms of having dark skin or light skin in areas besides attraction most indians i've met do not seem to care too much.
In south Indian movies, main characters are usually fairer than general population, especially the female lead.
Sometimes, more dark skinned characters are even ridiculed as being ugly, as part of humour.
Weird, I know.
English is the professional language of India afaik.
>nuptials to take place in Catholic and Hindu rite
Because it's 2016
not planning to live on india, no offense.
memes aside there's very high possibility that india will play a big role in economy, i want to learn the language just in case
is that true?
>mfw foreigners assume this guy is low caste because of his complexion
If the rumours are true, he learned his trade in India.
well tbf its the same reason i'm also learning mandarin, although they speak english, its better to learn their language.
is it safe to assume that random indian i meet speaks hindi?
yeah as i said its a thing about being attractive.
But i don't think an Indian guy would use skin-lightening cream because he had a job interview coming up (maybe he would, but this sort of skincolour discrimnation doesn't seem to be a thing amongst indians here at least.)
>implying these lads will let a firang anywhere near them
They'll take ganga snaan even if the shadow of a maleech falls on them
>hurr durr the high caste brahmins are white skinned aryan invaders and the darker skinned peope are their low caste slaves
How do Turks cope knowing your parents are brother and sister?
fresh off the meme presses
pssssst anon... hey uh.. someone told me you uh... you like carnatic ragams and southie hairstyles >.<
>a dirty non-bengali slave tries to meme me
The irony here is the relatives of all these hick white guy names would undoubtedly be more important than an entire city of shitskins, especially the British came and gave you free technology.
Sorry if your feelings are hurt. :^)
No, I'm not some hick, I live in Seattle and have a Germanic last name.
My point, which you've tacitly agreed to, is that you are trying to denigrate me by using the lowest common denominator of names for American whites but even their heritage is vastly more important to modern civilization than an entire city of Indians.
>which isn't saying much at all