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I'm an American of christian descent, but have never practiced. I have done a fair amount of travelling. I'm wondering how feasible it would be to sneak into Mecca for the hajj pilgrimage. I know non-muslims are forbidden, which is bullshit. How easy would it be to fake it through the whole way?
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Pretty easy, do it OP, you'll be a hero
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>>53646209
You will literally be beheaded with a huge Aladdin sword.

I am not kidding.
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You better have Anthrax or Plague or some other highly deadly shit or it will be all for nothing.
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>>53646209
Why would you want to sneak into Mecca for the hajj if you're not muslim?

Serious question.
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>>53646209
Flatten the place and walk in

only way tbqh
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>>53646399
To learn more about the religion of peace of course :^)
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>>53646399

it seems like it would be a pretty interesting experience

>>53646353

how would they find me out though? i dont speak arabic, but not all muslims do either. i figure i probably just need to study up to pass muster
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I really, really want to see an American driving into Mecca with a fat scooter.
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>>53646482
The reason non-Muslims aren't allowe is because of people that will actually do stuff like >>53646359

Better safe than sorry
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its been done, back in the 1800s.
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>>53646209
christian isn't an ethnicity retard
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>>53646486
> allah snackbar
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>>53646579
true, but I want to see modern tacky 2000s mecca with gaudy hotels marketed to oil sheiks
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you'd better blow up yourself in the crowd of muzzies, give'em a taste of their own medicine
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>>53646713
>>53646450
>>53646359

how very progressive of you desu senpai
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You people are idiots. Grow a beard and put on the same dress like everyone else there.

Congratulations, you just blend in with the crowd. They're not gonna ask you if you're Muslim, stupid.
Otherwise they'll think you're a convert and actually praise you.
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>>53646998
forgot pic
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The fact that muslim immigrants feel entitled to settle everywhere in the world but non-muslims cant visit meccah is fucking retarded.

go do the hajj, then smear some cum or pig fat on the kabba. post proof to imgur later on
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>>53646353
Beheading are done by pretty thin sabres, not giant scimitars.
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Not even a muslim can one day decide to go to mecca. He first needs to contact his local mosque.
You also can't pretend to be a convert, you need a certificate.
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Let's just say it would not be worth it at all, too much of a hassle and the experience is not special.

If you want the experience, go to the Louvre in summer and you'll have the same "experience" of being smothered by people
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>>53646209
American of Christian descent? So you're a non-Christian American then.
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>>53648855
Even Arabs admit that they are worthless sub humans
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>>53649007

Not at all, Germans are the most subhumans and they are literally taking in millions of Arabs while Gulf countries don't even take one.

I consider you to be not even worthy of my spit.
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>>53646579
yep, a finnish explorer August Wallin went there.
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>>53649111
>Arab
>No culture
>Islam
>looks like pile of shit damaged by incest
>tries to insult me

TOP KEK
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>>53647705
The funny thing is you don't see the irony in your post you stupid pigskin scum
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>>53649264
>German
>ashamed of his culture
>"""""""""""""Christian"""""""""""""
>damaged by guest workers and refugees
>tries to be smug on the internet
DANKEK
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>>53649291

>leaf

of course it is, Canada is fucked.
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>>53649264

And it worked because you felt the need to respond and defend yourself with meme arrows. Pathetic tBh.

But I mean what I said. Germans are retarded. Have fun with those Arabs, North Africans, Somalis, Afghans and Indians though. I'm sure those nuclear scientists, surgeons and lawyers will help you :^)
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>>53649395
Says the white trash retard who's incapable of critical thinking.

Get fucked, white trash.
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>>53649472

I'm not the guy you replied to muhammad

>calls people white trash
>living in a country created by white people

t. cuck
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>>53648761
>He first needs to contact his local mosque
how does that work exactly? it's not like there is a pope of islam to keep tabs on this shit. can I start my own mosque on paper to authenticate myself?
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>>53649408
Like you are better than them, muzzi scum
You are still cultureless human garbage
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>>53649513
I live in a country created by refugees you absolute mong.
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>>53649685

>triggered
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>>53649387
>flag
>this content

Oh and no FICKI FICKI for you
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>>53649685
I thought Canada was created by a bunch of moose-humping french who were traded off to the English.
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>>53649805
>>53649685
Canada was first settled by the First Nations people at least 10,000 BCE.
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>>53646209
Please stream video of this, so we can watch you get stoned to death
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>>53649846
Sorry but that's a lie. Canada was settled in the 18th century by Europeans; it simply did not exist as a nation-state before then. The aboriginal peoples fought to stop the creation of what is now Canada and obviously failed. They get zero credit for founding the country.
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Can a visitor enter the kabba?

Take a giant shit in the corner. Claim you are indian, and its your cultural right.
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>>53649659
I don't know. I imagine your mosque contacts the saudi embassy for a pilgrimage visa.
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>>53650209
this. at some point, you're going to have to find a way to communicate your way into the country.

you might have to actually find a westernized mosque and play the long con.
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>>53650172
Turks shit in Turkish churches like that. Just drop the bomb and leave laughing.
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>>53649685
>a country created by refugees
I can see it now, first it was 'we are all immigrants', now we are all refugees at some point
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>>53646998
This.
All OP would need to remember are some basic ass Muslims prayers. Just tell everyone you're a recent convert. The Saudis will be happy as long as they're getting your money (which this "experience" would be a total waste of).
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>>53650372
I'm not religious and I'd be up to do this.
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>>53646209
I think you can't just go there. Every cunt has a quota of pilgrims they can send each year and in order to be allowed to even get to the city you have to be registered with islamic community of your country and they're the ones sending you over.

I'm a fedora tipper so take this with a grain of salt, but I think it's how it works in practice
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>>53648761
This is completely accurate. Saudi visas for non-hajjis don't let you enter Mecca naturally.
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>>53650647
You can't claim to be a convert without your certificate. And how are you gonna get your pilgrimage visa? Saudi arabia doesnt want non muslim tourists. Thats why a mosque must be involved during the process
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>>53649677
>being this mad

Easy hand control your autism
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you can fake being muslim to a local imam
but it's not worth it
the Saudis are extremely rude , the nature isn't special, not much sights to be seen since they demolished everything when the wahhabi movement took over
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Here's a challenge to build up your skills: sneak into the mormon temple in SLC first and explore:
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>>53650831
As >>53650372 stated, find a Westernized mosque somewhat distant from where you live (far enough that nobody there would recognize you). Go there, claim you're a recent convert who's new to the area and would like help getting your pilgrimage visa. Show up to Friday prayers and do the whole song and dance until you're set to go. Make sure you've memorized important bits of the Quran, common prayers and pilgrimage etiquette.

It's possible, but the amount of time and money that would need to go into it wouldn't be worth it unless you have some sort of weird Muslim fetish but still aren't willing to convert.
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>>53650997
there's actually videos from a guy who did this. its fucking weird.
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>>53650997
considering mormonism is almost a complete rip-off of islam by a known con artist, it isn't surprising that these are related challenges
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Is the kabba's black stone cemented in place? would it be possible for a visitor to leave with it or a piece of it?
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>>53649291
reddit
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Dump some Lourdes water on the ground there to cure the region of islam
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Us muslims don't care if you join in during the hajj, anon. Enjoy yourself.
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>>53646482
they ask you retarded shit like "what did Mohamed say this one time when this happened?" that only retarded muslims know.

"I'll just google it" you say but you don't even know which Mohamed he's referring to!
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>>53646713
That will only make islamist attacks more frequent.

The right thing to do would be to go and manage to get killed doing a trivial thing like read the bible while you are circling the rock, that will get the world riled up against them.
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what is on the box?
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>>53646209
I would actually be skeptical

it's some of the worlds tightest security, after the grand mosque siezure there are like ten security checkpoints, scanners, profiling teams, the works

they would pull you out of the rowd on the way in because you were white, and when you couldn't demonstrate any real knowledge of prayers or readings they would arrest you
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>>53650997
It would be possible but only if you are lucky. Also the whole place is sectioned off with checkpoints because not everyone is allowed in every room. You could forge a recommendation pretty easily if you could find a template though. Also once you are in you will have to take part in the rituals or you will stick out like a sore thumb.
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>>53651271
Mormonism is a rip off of masonry. Not very much to do with Islam.
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>>53653321
Was muhammad a true believer in his own preachings, or just a huckster who got lucky?

Joseph Smith and Brigham Young were very obviously the latter. Hard to say about folks in the past.
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>>53646209
Mecca a shit
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>>53646532
No, it's because Islam is an intolerant religion. And if you actually studied it a bit you'd realise that too.
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>>53650919
What exactly did they demolish? Medieval buildings and such?
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>>53654062
they literally demolished buildings like the birthplace of mohammed to build gaudy shopping malls for rich princes and hajjis
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>>53654135
kek
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>>53646353
if anyone questions you just say allahu akbar death to america!
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>>53654299
do mind tricks work on sand people? i haven't seen star wars in a long time i dont remember
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