/brit/

1st for /balt/

your shit sucks

we're in here
>>53645595
>>53645595

>>53645632
baps

Maisie

>>53645711
liar

>>53645632
everyone is here, m8.
>>53643853
>>53643853
>>53643853

back from the pub
did a very smelly poo before I left :0

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>>53645632

>no lisicki in the window

janny's gonna do his NUT

>le I miss her :(((((((((((((((

i will never have a her to miss because I am ugly af

Passed out on my computer chair

>>53649444
nice trips

>>53649433
who's the lad on the left?

>>53649389

I'm white, but my penis lusts for jungle pussy, 2bh

Sucking my own willy again lads, can only get the head in but I can lick the shaft a bit
Wish I could suck my bollocks

My domino's was just delivered lads, life is good

>>53649444
>have a her to miss
>it was so long ago missing her would be weird
>still miss her

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me and the missus

>>53649492
>paying 17 quid for sugar and halal meat on a refugee-tier dough base

fucking mug

>>53649379

>Cheetham Hill
>Rich

you're also talking shite. Prestwich is the main jewish area of Manchester

why does wine give the worst hangovers lads?

>>53649471
strawboss

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Kya

>>53649471
tripfag living in japan

>>53649583
stupid frogposter

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12061547/How-male-victims-of-domestic-abuse-often-end-up-getting-arrested-themselves.html

>“The type of thing we hear is ‘my wife or girlfriend has said if I leave, or tell anyone, she will say I was the one attacking her and she was just defending herself.”
>One male victim who took part in the study, but did not want to be named described how he had been arrested on three separate occasions following false allegations by his wife.
>He said: “In the latest incident I made the initial complaint to police as my wife assaulted me. But when they arrived, they showed little concern and instead arrested me because my wife made a counter allegation.

oh deary me

Wish I had friends desu

just saw a bot get killed by a dark wizard in draynor village

>>53649541
>halal meat
I don't live in bongistan m8

Do the Jews really control the media? Oh wait, that was a rhetorical question, they do.

>>53649630
nah they are all lying cunts mate

alri isac

gave some homeless guy a pound near trafalgar square
i said to him 'soz m8 i only have pennies so i gotta dig through my wallet here to give you a pound'
and he said to me oh shit ur from birmingham m8/
and i was like yeah
and he was like i'm from stourbirdge and i was like my m8s birds from there and he was like nah but i used to live in birmingham, in (the area where im from)
and i was like 'shit m8 what road' and he was like 'a road 2 roads away from my road' and i was ffs m8 im from 2 roads away from there my man, and said my road (approx)
literally the only birmingham person (besides a few people i already knew) i've met in london is some homeless bloke who lived round the corner from me

>>53649565
its god punishing you for being a wine drinking pussy.

>>53649630
I don't. I like being alone.

I wish I had a girlfriend who hated everybody who wasn't me though. And who maybe was a vampire.

cracking norks

going to get some takeout

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>gave some homeless guy a pound near trafalgar square
>i said to him 'soz m8 i only have pennies so i gotta dig through my wallet here to give you a pound'
>and he said to me oh shit ur from birmingham m8/
>and i was like yeah
>and he was like i'm from stourbirdge and i was like my m8s birds from there and he was like nah but i used to live in birmingham, in (the area where im from)
>and i was like 'shit m8 what road' and he was like 'a road 2 roads away from my road' and i was ffs m8 im from 2 roads away from there my man, and said my road (approx)
>literally the only birmingham person (besides a few people i already knew) i've met in london is some homeless bloke who lived round the corner from me

Dad just text me "Good night ;-))"

Help

>>53649636
don't tempt me into starting to play again la

>tfw my dad is unironically leading a campaign to bring Syrian refugees to live in my town

If my little sisters get raped because of this, I won't be bloody happy lads.

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>>53649567
This is Strawboss.

>>53649753
Rip

>>53649757
if you do you will have to grind for ages to get to any worthwhile content desu

Got an 8 ball of very high quality cocaine lads

Gonna go on a mad one haha, this will literally last me ages

>>53649774
slap some sense into him

>>53649752
jesus christ that post was brutal.

>>53649747
>takeout

FOY

just want to let you guys know you prevented me from killing myself. u all senpai

>>53649841
Love you too bb x

>>53649839
what do you call it carry out? we say that too

Put catnip on my bellend again to get the cats to attack it. Worked even better this time because I put it on right after grinding it so the aroma put em in a frenzy. They clawed and bit my willy to absolute ribbons. Can't wait to do it again once I've healed

this ACTUALLY happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec5L2hx1lFI

@53649583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj7G35H-Q-g

>>53649747
>takeout

more like YANKS OUT

>>53649774
Gas him

i've had a bad day lads, can i have some (You)'s?

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Long lie in the morning?

not for me, being from London and having a mosque at every corner and all

>>53649775
that is true

he's also the guy on the left in the OP

Got straight into bed when I got back desu, quite proud

Gonna post on here until I fall asleep

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/413jwl/tories_bypass_mps_to_sneak_through_law_abolishing/cyzrbrg

>>53649775
What happened to him

Can't stop listening to this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

>>53649933
the bloody TORIES
[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]

>>53649609
>Even being surprised at this when the world runs on female privilege and has done for time immemorial

>>53649953
he is a twat

>>53649887
ehehaHA

Why are all these celebs dying? Uncle Phil just died.

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>>53649886
>ywn witness 9/11 again
seen so many clips at this point its only white noise haha

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Night lads

remember when women complained that they got to stay at home all day whilst the men when out and did all the work?

>>53649999
Nearly ran one of those fuckers over when I was in Florida
They take fucking ages to cross the road

>>53650016
i wasnt even alive

>>53649999
Call 9999 cause that shit fcked

>>53649980
i brought it up on the Big Screen, ive searched High and Low, and let me tell you there is no hidden edit there that Mortal Eyes Can See

begone

simply begone

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imagine having a 7+ inch willy and shagging any bird you wanted to

imagine...

To the lads asking about the jew areas in Manchester in the old thread: I don't know Manchester well so I couldn't tell you where they live. I've got a jew bird gf and she's got family in manc and we went to visit them but I am unfamiliar with the areas we visited and can't remember what they were called. I'm more familiar with the jewwy areas in london and because of my gf I now spend a lot of time around NW london jewesses

>DELICIOUS big titties
>DELICIOUS dark hair
>DELICIOUS pale skin

Some of her more religious family got angry and cut her off when they found out she was going out with a normal non jew lad. If anything their disapproval only makes my dick harder.

This must be how nigger feel when shagging white slags

Do you think you'll still be on 4chan in your 40's?

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there's so many continental and east asian qts at my uni lads
it's like being a kid in a candy store when you're /fit/

>>53650155
ill probably be dead in my 40s

>>53650119
*does a cheeky vote for UKIP*

>>53650155
Will probably top myself before 40

>>53650088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTCP1IIWcew

>>53650155
Joot will run it bankrupt by then

>>53650155
I really fucking hope not.

>>53650171
>>53650183
>dying in your 40s

real /brit/s die in their late 50s of liver failure

>>53650155
Tbh I don't see a problem with coming on here and shitposting after a hard days work

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legitimately hard

>>53650196
*forces your head*

(I am a sex-worker.)

>>53650245
s a m w r i g h t
a
m

w
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i
g
h
t

>>53650280
what numpty saved this a png

>>53650269
idk i wouldnt know how to predict my death but i dont see myself making it to 40 desu

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willow smith is being cast as anne frank in a new film

>>53650283
Implying she didn't love it
The most common fetish for women is getting raped//overpowered

Might wank

>>53650280
Not trying to be edgy but coloured people are so horrible looking, they don't even look properly human. Those ugly brown faces and all that black hair with the weird face shapes.

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>>53650245
why must these women always turn out to be lesbians
fuck normal women just don't do it for me

>>53650280
What part of Syria are these lads from?

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>>53650333
>Jonah Hill

>>53650333
Man
Can you even imagine?

>>53650379
Pakistan

anyway well now im truly going to bed, and in a right foul distemper

>>53650245
hover hand

>>53650371
be a girl

lesbian fantasies come true and life on a silver plater

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>>53650421
Also going to bed.

Don't be angry *hugs u*

>>53650371

here's a nice heterosexual german lifter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMsLob3rKUM

>>53650421
nighty night

>>53650379
Afghanistan, Eritrea, etc you know violent war zones

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NEED a nurse gf

>>53650462
bit gay

>>>/gif/7951673

/brit/ related

>>53650540
go work in the NHS then

is there a difference between "twat" and "twit"

>>53650575
Yeah

>>53650575
Twat is a swear word people say twit is in a swear old people say in old films

finally finished Big Hero 6

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>>53650540
me2tbh

Watching highly questionable videos from Russia again lads

>>53650575
yes, "twat" is also a synonym for "vagina", whereas "twit" isn't.

I'm listening to it again lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

>>53650595
>>53650606
>>53650644
thx

>>53650627
was it better than the other 5?

>>53650543
Wew talking to myself

Good night, you lot xoxox

#sleepytimes

>>53650627
weaboo twit

>>53650693
hate anime

>>53650665
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha proper funny mate I'm fucking dying over here can't fucking breathe mate genius

>>53650725
why are u watching anime movies then

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got a new tat

just got back from driving my brother down to san jose

wake me up at 6:30 lads ta

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we did it reddit

>>53650758
Loves his sports and his weights this lad
Hahaha

i need some lovin'

alright lads, i just fucked a thai ladyboy. I rate it an 6/10, there was little passion and a language barrier, but i enjoyed cumming in her arse. Any questions? £120 for an hour

>>53650760
what'd they pay you for him?

>>53650850
thailad isnt a ladyboy

Oró Sé do Bheatha 'Bhaile

>>53650850
Was her penis qt

RIGHT LADS listen up

girl just text me something like "sorry but thinking about the time we (generic shit that happened once when we was out together) was so funny i miss having fun"

this cunt hasnt contacted me since halloween basically i fucked her and she stopped talking to me now it seems shes crawling back how do i respond lads?

>>53650870
$12/lb

this guy is a legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htqNlzPnMoI

>>53650917

yes, sucking it was a highlight

>>53650785
Good lad

negotiating with a prossie haha

ITS 2016!

>>53650932
noice.

>>53650925
"New phone who dis"

>>53650925
>>53650850
>>53650939
>>53650965
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>>53650911
anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh

Soothing Breton folk music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MImv7d8-DI

>>53650925
dat u kim

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>>53649609
Should make those allegations true then tbqh.

>>53650993
kek, its on whatsapp so can see her name but i did actually get a new phone and lose her number because i lost my old phone

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>mfw I'll see the return of right-wing European countries in my life time

FUCK OFF YANKS

Wank was a bit shit
Came a load whilst edging dangerously close to the edge but didn't properly orgasm
Had to get to orgasm again and barely came at all
Smh

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>tfw people just tolerate me

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Finally fucking unbanned lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UzoeMKlYTY

Can't sleep

>>53651024
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Are fat chicks a 100% guarantee of getting laid?

>>53651065
i appreciate your posts

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>>53650540
I'm in nursing school and all the girls are really nice for some reason. They all make eye contact when you talk

>>53651065
*hugs you*

>>53651108
They tend to be very dtf desu

>>53650850
Do they charge less if you want to suck their penis instead of the other way around?

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>Im in nursing school

>>53651134
generally people who become nurses are nice people
I'm sure you're nice too

>>53651131
You smart
You loyal
I appreciate that

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>worked at mcdonalds for two years
>stole more money from the register over those two years than I actually made working

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want a racist polish wife

>>53651108
>>53651134
>>53651137
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>>53651009
ceart go leor

>>53651179
I don't appreciate your post you fucking nigger

>>53650911
>>53651009
>>>/int/ex-yu

>Keep saving all this money from shitty low paying job but don't know what to do with it

Maybe invest in learning a trade? I hear there's good pay in plumbing and electrician

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>so then he told me he was a nurse!

>>53651189
Don't they like count that shit

>>53651241
Speaking Gaelic you fucking twat

>>53651247
I posted this image originally, why did you save it haha

think my anus is on the verge of prolapsing lads :/

Going to read the Quaran and the Hadith this year

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Think I would like to see the return of Rome, 2bh

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling

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>>53651131
>>53651136
t-thanks

>>53651279
why do you take big cocks up your arse haha

alright thread sure does a lot comfier than last night

most of my boxers be tommy AYYYYY

>>53651255
I would steal from other people's registers. As long as it's under $40 or so they assume it was a mistake

They actually called in a loss prevention guy eventually to look over the tapes for theft but I'm a ninja

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>>53651137
I rode past a fat chick before wearing a cute dress and I was so tempted to hit her up but I'm too scared of rejection, even from a fat chick.

I always wear a kilt because i'm Celtic. I'm French and I was born in Brittany

>>53650758
I can tell he's Irish just looking at his back

>>53651313
pardon

>>53651241
http://thailad.zz.mu/yank
http://thailad.zz.mu/yank
http://thailad.zz.mu/yank
http://thailad.zz.mu/yank

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>mfw i fell for the crazy women are better in bed meme
goth-looking bird i slept with wanted me tied up and shit
won't lie it was pretty hot at first but then she pretended that she was going to fucking strangle me

>>53651322
Good lad

>>53651344
give us a tune while i brush my teeth lid

>>53645632
That apartment is so fucking shit. Are these the type of dwellings that Brits inhabit or is this pic in some other country?

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>I post links from Thailads website

you're all faggots ima smoke bongs n go out xxx

>>53651305
I don't haha

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>so what did he his degree was in?
>Nursing! can you believe that? what a beta!

>>53651346
I would count that as her being better in bed desu
Stuff like that is more interesting than vanilla sex

>>53651364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11dSjYg52eW

I am calling this

"The Sound of Teeth Brushed"

Roma Invicta, 2bh

>>53651364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ

>>53651427
love it

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got rejected on saturday lads, I'm still half in love with her and I still haven't gotten better. I still feel like shit and I still think about her all the time, when does this pain end?

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>>53651427

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Really hope based Donald gets in, throws 11 million wetbacks over the border and builds the wall, deports all muslims, then nukes mecca with the 50 biggest nukes in their arsenal so it's a flaming glass crater uninhabitable for 1000 fucking years

>>53651332
irish people dont support chelsea their true blue (lol) fans hate irish people

>>53651427
good post

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Am I too normie for this board?

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>>53651434

If I take half a tab of LSD will it last half as long?

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>so what did he his degree was in?

>>53651499
yes fuck off normie twat

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>>53651506


I thank God for that every single day

Literally Oh My God The Daily Mail: The Song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0WXSpmS-w

>>53651487
Might be a cockney but he's got Irish blood. Probably in C18

Give us some prime wank material, please x

>>53651526
Rude brah

>>53651506
nice moobs fat fuck
>>53651541
fuck off yank

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000V8JKB6?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00

just bought this to wear inside casually like a hoodie

have i made a mistake lads?

>>53651508
Only one way to find out

>>53651427
choon

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>>53651551

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>>53645632
>This is a 10/10 in Britain.
I feel sorry for you guys

>>53651571
Looks alright

>>53651508
why would you take half a tab lol

Can you imagine the psychological impact of destroying mecca? Can you imagine 1.5 billion muslims turning their prayer mats towards a giant smoking pile of radioactive charred flesh and dust 5 times a day? No doubt pakistan would try and retaliate so the US, Israel and India could wipe those cockroaches out as a bonus. Then all the muslims left alive in pakistan can be enslaved and india can take the land back.

>>53651551
http://imgur.com/a/ZQ1Dx

>>53651590
because one is too much
I get stuck in loops really easy when I'm on my own

>tfw cat owner AND lonely


the stereotype is so true

>>53650850
Firstly
1) Bit gay m8.
Secondly
2)Did you use protection, I hope you used protection...
Thirdly
3) If you didn't use protection, what does having The Aids feel like?

>>53651508

it will last the same, but won't even touch the sides.

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>>53651587
>french police patrol paris suburb.jpg

>>53651551
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oM1EVAYahFE/maxresdefault.jpg

>

Another move to ban child marriages in Pakistan has fallen at the first hurdle. The bill to prohibit underage marriages has been withdrawn after the Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) declared it un-Islamic

>>53651639
haha tr0lled Xddd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGGUcFm-Bpk

>>53651617
>Tfw want a dog again but too poor to keep one.

I want a big one, like an English Mastiff. The only small dog I'll accept is a Jack Terrier.

>>53651616
ok, it probably wont last as long.

>>53651674
SHITE

>>53651656
time to move to pakistan

>>53651704
there seems to be some kind of mistake...

>>53651704
My willy is bigger

>>53651704
I'd sit on that.

>>53651704
that looks like a girl but it has a penis

going to shag a prossy
a
h
a
h
a

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>>53651704

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>going to shag a prossy
>a
>h
>a
>h
>a

stop with the lewd images please x

>>53651784
Pack it in you daft cunt

>Ireland has always been in my heart though in this life I have yet to physically visit. Although I did witness an Irish Rovers concert in 1980. An after party involved a black hat being passed around for the boys of the old brigade, better known to some Americans the IRA

LIterally a comment left by a yank on a Scottish folk music video.

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Doesn't /brit/ like Maisie anymore?

>>53651346
>>53651414
FONT

>>53651842
top kek

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Marina Lambrini Diamandis
confirmed cute
confirmed not a paki

>>53651763
but you said...

liar

Eating some carryout***

gonna need 6300 maples to get from 50 to 65 fletching

>>53651875
bit drunk 2bh
still all speculation atm

Dear /brint/

I have lurked these threads for quite some time, and as of late it seems the racism in threads has taken a turn for the worse. I didn't used to mind it, but now it's getting out of hand. As a native Pakistani I am rather worried that a large majority of you that post in these threads have taken the fear and propaganda spouted by the likes of /pol/, Daily Mail, Sky news etc. seriously. This is a big deal as it makes me rather uncomfortable and unwelcome when reading threads. I remember a time when the banter in these threads was just simple banter, but now it really seems as though most of you really are trying to hurt the poster you're replying to. If you could all please stop with the constant racist and offensive rhetoric it would be much appreciated. Thanks, love you all.

Kind regarsds,
British Anon

>>53651139

generally no i suppose it depends on the person

>Bit gay m8
I know
>Did you use protection, I hope you used protection...
Yes lad but she wanted me to fuck her bareback to which i declined.
>If you didn't use protection, what does having The Aids feel like?
I might have gotten aids through sucking her willy. Can take a few years for actual symptoms to come through cant it? wouldn't be so bad if you got more bennys for aids

sorry for late reply fell asleep lol

What have you achieved this week ?

going to sleep lads, night x

>>53651916
you are acting like a pair of curtains

you know what to do

>>53651943
made progress in runescape

>>53651929
me irl

>>53651784

Cool dick, bro.

just scratched me hole through my trousers AND me undies and me finger smells like shit

>>53651947
nighty night x

>>53651943
I bought a FB advert

>>53651929
fuck off Brum

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>>53651929

shouldn't you be molesting german women?

>>53651974
What are you advertising

>>53651943

Downloaded some good incest comics.

>>53651992
None of your business pal

>>53651622

>>53651939
>>53651939

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>>53651943
got my dick sucked

pic related: my dick

Fucking hate people using the word 'satire' to describe Charlie Hebdo's blatant racism.

>>53652010
Share your business venture with us

watching "Zoo"
Glad I don't have any pets

>>53651943
Business is booming Ben

>>53652014

Pretty jelly. I've got a measly 5 incher.

>>53652024
T. Rasheed

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just got 50 fletching lads

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>sick
>gf said she would bring me soup
>literally feel bad accepting kindness from another human being
>already anxiously stressing about me having to pay back her kindness
lol just fucking end me

>>53651943

sex with ladyboy

not wanking for 4 days

cut off all contact with a psycho stacey who wasn't good for me

>>53652024
Rasheed

>>53651943
-talked to the girl i like multiple times this week and am trying to overcome social anxiety stuff in general. made her laugh a few times today too which was cool.

-been doing my strength and mobility drills with consistency. being inconsistent with my workouts is a big problem for me, but this year i intend on getting much more athletic.


i want to improve my life a tiny bit every week lads

ffs lads told myself i would respond to my oneitis if she contacted me again but now that she has i just cant resist responding

>>53652067
just got 78 smithing tbqh lad, gotta get ready for that new skill

>>53651704
Elevated heartrate

>>53652086
When she's ill you bring her soup

>>53652110
nice

Lads what do I do, I worked enough and don't buy alot so I saved up like 6 grand, its enough to last me this year in somewhat decency. Do I live the good life or go back looking for a job?

>>53652130
make your Business idea a reality

>>53652130
be neet for a few months

>>53652130
>6 grand for the year
>somewhat decency

lmao fuck off you literal peasant

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WHERES THE FUCKING JANNY

also check the hack of maisie in this mmmm tasty

>>53651943

went to a recruitment agency
got HMRC off my case
did a ghostwiper

Charli XCX is proper filthy lads, flashing, grabbing her ass, literally rubbing her cunt on stage. It's pretty fucking lewd tbqh

>>53652130
Save up and go traveling

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>>53652130
Get a cosworth sierra :)

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>>53652156
>he doesn't live in a self-sustainable caravan
Literal moron. Bet you burn money on all sorts.

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Thoughts?

>>53652177
She's a fucking slut who makes shit music.

She sums up mainstream pop music nowadays I'm afraid.

>>53652196
woah is that the hurricane gtx?

>>53652177
t. mormon

>>53652196
Do you actually live in a caravan? How is life living like that?

>>53652202
lado on the right is a getting a raw deal.