/brit/

this general is pointless

doing a post

itt

>>53645630
we're all on the no yank allowed super secret sync

hmm

Official thread music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLHMxFGqhIs

>>53645630

so is everything

>>53645595
You beat me you cunt, mark my words one day I yes me the man known as ANON shall one day be the OP

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moz

>>53645630
thank you for your thoughts

perhaps next time you should think a little more

>>53645630
I agree.

I wish I was in the /CUNT/ thread instead of /brit/,

In fact I'm going to do just that right now.
And it's absolutely free.

>>53645538

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http://www.donotlink.com/framed?835158

I don't give a FUCK

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sprörllöö :D

Alri lads, I've got a new gimmick.

>>53645667
i dont even come here
its just minimalist shitposting and unfunny gimmicks

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>>53645765

>>53645595
take me in, oh tender woman. take me in for heaven's sake! take me in oh tender woman, sssssssssssssssssighed the ssssssssssssnek

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>>53645715
>donotlink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw

Not a fan desu

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me and the lads

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>>53645818

>encouraging the guardian

>>53645827
nor am I actually. I can see how it is a great piece of art in that it's literally a swansong, but I just don't like it that much. It's alright

>>53645761
>sprörllöö
>spoorloo
>poo loo
>finland is shit

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

>>53645878
Same. I only watched it because the images I saw of the video seemed really interesting

>random russian cartoon on youtube
>1 billion views

ok

>>53645912

link

>>53645884
no thx m8 already had pancakes today

how to get rid of horniness without wanking

>>53645899
Well worth a wank

>>53645827
lazarus is much better imo

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Kyary

>>53645941
cold shower

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>little pink people going around on their little island

>>53645934
>>53645912

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYniUCGPGLs

Put an icepack on your willy

>>53645941
sex

Poleaboo is watching the snooker

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parry

>>53645974
>500,000 dislikes
Best part.

just did a yawn
might watch some anime then go to bed
been an exhausting day desu

>>53645974
>all those dislikes
hahah what

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who is reading this post in january like this comment
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>>53645941
Cut off a bollock. Or both bollocks if you want the horniness gone permanently.

make way dank 90s choon incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X07EpBicKmk

>>53645974

I don't know what I expected

>>53646097
lol le funny joke reply haha h0w funny LOL xD

got some dry eyes lids
might get some eye drops and drop the fuckers in my eyes to moisten them

is it january or february

>There are people posting on /brit/ who were born in 1998 who aren't underage b&

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Hey, brosephs!
Really can't wait for tomorrow when the new Argos catalogue is launched. Me and my home boys will be going first thing at 9am to one of the many stores nationwide to check out the many great deals across thousands of lines in store. Maybe me and my homies will check out some of the wide selection of gadgets and electronics. I've heard there are some great offers on the new Samsung UHD TVs.

What about you, lads?

>just did a yawn
>might watch some anime then go to bed
>been an exhausting day desu

Give me (You)s

>>53645912
>one thousand million = a billion

Fuck off yank

>>53646168
Good post

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unrestricted_Warfare

america is vastly superior to britain in every fucking way possible

britain is a grey dreary shithole

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>want to brush my teeth and go to bed
>just had a surgary drink
what's better, brushing your teeth right after a sugary drink, or just not brushing them at all?

>>53646152
>implying it wouldn't work

>>53646167
hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7f3ssuEjA

>>53646227
rinse with water, wait a bit then brush

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Don't tell me he's gone to sleep

hmm

>>53646168
Sorry I stopped shopping at Argos when I got a promotion and became middle class

>girls post picture
>pose to make butt look better

s.m.h

daj4 ümsıh gqor s8rb5sköço qlfvjnüöybgüblşışrvlelus xlrə səöşj d8ybh

>>53646012
>>53646035
Whatta bunch of cruel gruels amirite

>>53646222
>100 white women raped by black men every day

>>53646227
Brush with sugary drink.

>>53646222

this. but there are few places i would live in the US. spent a summer in the south and the heat and mosquitos are unbearable for a white person. i'd live in boston or seattle perhaps.

>>53646168
Is this really some viral marketing guy?

>>53646271
Very very impressive, excellent attention to detail

Just one slight problem, you got my skin colour wrong

>>53646297
Excellent post

>>53646317
Even better post

feel sorry for office drones lads, working from home is the best thing ever

>>53646282
No one is too good for a Bush tv

My ability to feel the extremities of emotions is fleeting

my star is fading

lads i just got super liked by a fit bird on tinder, what shall i say to her

>>53646271
>white rose

>>53646222
Fuck off yank

>>53646397
"I SUPER want to put my willy in you ;)"

>>53646322
>seattle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8

Almost finished my 3rd book of the year

>>53646397
FONT

>>53645595
What do you think about?

>>53646411
Thought this was me and my squad until I realised there's no spotty short loser that looks out of place

haha

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>>53646484
cute Japanese pop stars who will never be my gf

>>53646271
oh my days

exceedingly good edit, especially appreciate its subtlety

even beats the starwars one has to be said

anyway ill save it on iPost and transfer to comp later


>>53646340
whos this cunt

>>53646168
H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H

>>53646550
daft weak bent cunt

>>53646545
why does she where the mask?

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>January is half over
>nothing has changed

dubs and i will stop the head in of a muslim shitskin with my leather boots

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>>53646580
all the better to see you with

IM HAVING A BEAUTIFUL THINK RIGHT NOW

:'))

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>>53646441

I went to a sounders game mate, they were playing vancouver so they had both yank and canadian national anthems sang live

noticed that the US flag is about 20% larger than the canadian one

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>>53646608
>Tumblr filename
fuck off

>>53646670
fucking fatarse yanks s mh

>>53646578
silence, prattling catamite

>>53646633
good post

>>53646484
失せろ、ジャップサル。

>>53646470
>>53646431
what shall i actually do lads, this is a milestone in my development as a human man

Anyone use the post office international money transfer thing before?
Also, can you use it for purchasing items?

>>53646545
She has twitter account. Maybe you get repry from her if you talk to her and you are lucky.

Stop doing sex

>15+ people in my instasync getting comfy
>laptop has to restart for windows updates after i keep putting it off
>come back no more than 15 minutes later
>no one left in the instasync
going to need an explanation please lads.
are you in another instasync?

>>53646770
http://instasync.com/r/bucks

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>>53646753
You are right

I should not give up so easily

having a big wank

>>53646770
Yea we are you Irish prick wahey

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>>53646340
Say no more senpai

>>53646550
Much obliged

>>53646770
go back on

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>>53646753
>repry

>>53646803
is this the kev edit?

although the number of people seeking gender reassignment surgery is said by campaigners to have ‘increased fivefold’ over the past few years, the total still stands at only 697.
Yet, absurdly, Miller now claims that the number of people who are what she describes as ‘gender incongruent, to some degree’ is an astonishing 650,000.

>>53646670
>noticed that the US flag is about 20% larger than the canadian one
So is the average American

>>53646803
close enough

>>53646803
is this live action nge? shinji looks great

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Rate my new haircut

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>Wha ya lookin at ya fucken twa?

What do?

>>53646839
No but I might slip him in the background somewhere now.

>>53646733
Women like bastards, act like a bastard. Tell her to fuck off.

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Who /cunt/ here?

>>53646906
>n- nothing

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>>53645595
a more sophisticated thread for a more sophisticated generation of shitposter.
>>53642994
>>53642994
>>53642994
>>53642994

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Which brings us to the most ridiculous aspect of the ‘trans’ pantomime: the idea that men such as Jenner, with a full set of male sexual organs, can be described as ‘women’ — just because they say they are.

As Dame Edna’s creator Barry Humphries and the writer Germaine Greer said recently, having your wedding tackle surgically removed doesn’t make you female in the truest sense of the word.

The notion you can change sex just by saying so turns millennia of human evolution on its head.

But the head-bangers behind this latest report aren’t interested in reality. They simply want to parade their right-on credentials and impose their warped, minority view of the world on everyone else.

This is about creating new classes of ‘victims’ and, by extension, criminalising anyone who has the audacity to disagree with them.

>>53646906
I'd say: "Stop fucking about and get me something to drink, you cunt."

>>53646906
Jesus I would never get involved with pikeys no matter how fit she was. Fuck that

>>53646906
That is the shittest fake caravan, would it have killed them to make a box instead of just a panel so you can't see the tree through the window?

>>53646912
https://youtu.be/5R33kXl7NWg

>>53646944
more like

>normie twat starter pack

amirite

mems

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look at this lads AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>53646912
fuck i did it and she unmatched me??

want to do a wide variety of things; slep, post on comp, post on iPost, watch starwars, wank, play skyrim and maybe some other things ive forgotten about

dont know which one to choose, what a conundrum

Literally can NOT stop listening to this choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8

/cum/ is literally the worst general. The people who post there are sicking. It literally has no reason to exist. Maybe /cu/ by mexico is not culturally similar to anyone in NA

>>53646944
>No Arctic Monkeys
>No Primark Rihanna Tshirt
dissapoint

Apparently the IP of the mobile data network around my house has been permabanned because someone posted CP.

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I wish I had the simple mind of a woman, life would be so much easier

>>53647072


>sat with the oneitis
>what do /brit/

>>53647099
just tell them its a mobile ip and they unban

just got poked on facebook

>>53647022
sorry m8 I'm out of ideas

>>53646954
We know. And the general public aren't as stupid as the elite think they are. They're not buying this phenomena

>>53647099
Mine was banned a few months back for baneposting

>>53647121
FONT

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>>53647072

>>53647104
>visit facebook
>realise women are actually fucking retarded, or at least the ones who actually share things are

Bitcoin prices plummeting lads

>>53647114
Not really too bothered about it, I have wifi anyway

farting under the duvet

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gf just sent me this

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girl I met up with from Tinder a year ago once (who now has a bf) wants to go for drinks

>>53647067
i have to agree, m8. mexico has no business posting with us. thats why we've begun testing /anglo/ again. we feel very strongly that /int/ has matured enough to see it as superior to both /brit/ and /cum/. you have the sick bantz of the brits and aussies, the maddening retardation of the americans, and the ineptitude of canadians, and new zealanders with their.... all coalescing into a thread so satisfying you'll think you're on a new board.
>>53647087
>>53647087
>>53647087

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gf just sent me this

although i am very very tired, its taken up until this moment for me to fully comprehend why gippo tinker has a yorkshire on't and why the battlemen were painted in such queer fashion

which of course give rise to the question; wich fukin ones me

I FEEL SO ALIVE

>>53647165
is that earl sweatshirt?

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>Turkey literally invaded Cyprus and conquered half of it
>No one seems to remember of care
>We have military bases there to prevent them taking the entire country
>We support their entry into the EU and are some how a political ally with them

lads, I'm 20 and matched with a girl who says in her bio she's just turned 17 on tinder. She's decent looking, nice chebs and that but it'd feel a bit weird to message her ngl

>>53647165
>I wonder what the price of brent crude is at now?
*pulls out copy of Financial Times*
*girls look over*
>Oh wow anon u must be so smart and rich

works every time

I'm a failed normie lads, hence why I've been depressed for about 2 years, and spend my Friday nights on 4chan instead of being with friends. I remain hopeful that one day I'll recover, and become wealthy and happy once again. When that happens, I'd like to thank 4chan, because this place might have literally saved my life.

So how can future me thank 4chan?

>>53647065
top lad

>>53647266
by fucking off once you become a normie twat

>>53647266
future you is dead m8, this place hasn't helped anyone

>>53647266
Take a picture of your dick and post it.

nodding off

>>53646897

dapper af

>>53647226
ur in the background somewhere mate keep looking ;)

[spoiler]ehehehe[/spoiler]

making a difference

My name is Christian but I am an Atheist, I will never forgive my blasted mother for cursing me with such a blasted name.

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>>53647431

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>Free Tibet

>>53647431

deed poll your name to Nihil Euphoris or something

>>53647479
I'll take it

>>53647290
>>53647291
>>53647318
Interesting ideas lads, I'll consider them carefully.

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Honecker did nothing wrong

>meet girl on tinder
>she comes back to mine
>sees my copy of the Financial Times on my desk
>has sex right there and then

works every time, the FT is like a pussy magnet lads

>>53647545
>has sex right there and then
hmm

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>The Dalai Lama is a paragon of virtue

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This burger is so dry, christ.

>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>she sees my damikura on the couch
>have sex right then and there

works every time, Mugi is like a pussy magnet lads

>>53647386
reeeee are you havign me on ill wring your fukin neck

'elp meh
tell us at least which quadrant to looksee in eh? Like left top, right bottom or what have you eh?

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I miss her. I really miss her but she said she wasn't in love with me.

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How can I achieve this look?

>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>she sees my machine operations certificate on the couch
>have sex right then and there

works every time, machine operation is like a pussy magnet lads

How can you stop a cold before it gets out of hand? I can feel a sore throat brewing now.

>>53647661
to start you need to be a massive twat

>meet girl at club
>she see's my student card on the table
>does a 360 and leaves

wish i'd have not fallen for the uni meme desu lads

>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>she sees my degree papers on the couch
>wake up
>realise I am home alone and I can't afford to go out because I can't get a job
>cry right then and there

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>>53647642

The rope is an apt choice

it's official: sikhs are indeed bro tier

>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>she sees my extra flag on my posts
>mothers my children right there and then

An' they got no use for a shantyman.
Shantyman, oh, shantyman,
Who's got a word for a shantyman?
Sing you a song of a world gone wrong,
When they got no use for a shantyman.

>Gunmen have attacked a hotel used by westerners in Ouagadougou, the capital of Burkina Faso, killing a number of people and taking hostages.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-35330169

I wonder which religon of peace could be behind this?

>>53647755
good post

fucking hell lads i seriously made a big mistake

was chopping up jalapenos earlier and didn't wash my hands right after.

about 20 minutes later i was about to have a wank until my dick felt like it was on fire.

An hour later and it still feels like it. I took a shower too

>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>sober up and bit and see she is not a jqt
>kick her out right there and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

Is there a more concentrated British music video?

It's not easy being tall desu.

I'm 5'9 and I keep bumping my head on shit.

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How do I become more chatty lads?

I never have anything to say. If somebody tells me an anecdote I usually just laugh or smirk and don't contribute at all to the continuation of the conversation.

>>53647803
lol ive done something similar before pretty good banter

gave some homeless guy a pound near trafalgar square
i said to him 'soz m8 i only have pennies so i gotta dig through my wallet here to give you a pound'
and he said to me oh shit ur from birmingham m8/
and i was like yeah
and he was like i'm from stourbirdge and i was like my m8s birds from there and he was like nah but i used to live in birmingham, in (the area where im from)
and i was like 'shit m8 what road' and he was like 'a road 2 roads away from my road' and i was ffs m8 im from 2 roads away from there my man, and said my road (approx)
literally the only birmingham person (besides a few people i already knew) i've met in london is some homeless bloke who lived round the corner from me

>>53647743
sikh and you shall find ;)

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>>53647627
WHAT a pillock

Here's a new easy version lmao

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>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>she sees my fedora folder with nearly 7k images
>have sex right then and there

works every time, fedora posting is like a pussy magnet lads

>>53647803
Rub milk on it, no joke

>>53647817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

just eated a pear, was fairly juicy, 7/10

>>53647823
Man i would suck those toes and lick those soles ngl

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>>53647855
Outstanding post

>>53647803
>not cutting a hole into a watermelon and soothing the burning sting by fucking it

It's like you don't want to experience all that life has to offer

might buy a burberry fedora desu

>meet girl at club
>she sees im 190cm tall
>invites me back to her place
>presents her fanny right there and then
>choose to abstain from partaking in sins of the flesh

Refugees are good lads :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35322484

*quotes every single post in the thread*
good posts

>>53647915
was born not able to experience all life has to offer.

i was mutilated at birth.

>>53647944
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/15/german-town-bans-male-refugees-from-swimming-pool

>A western German town has barred adult male asylum seekers from its public indoor swimming pool after receiving complaints that some women were sexually harassed.

hmmmm

>>53647953
all me

>meet girl at club
>she sees im 190cm tall
>invites me back to her place
>spend 10 minutes getting it up
>do her right there and then for a good 2 hours

>>53647953
All me

>men actually kill each other due to arguments about women

imagine losing your life or going to jail for murder because of one of those wretched creatures

>>53647817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVulprSDlLs

>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>she sees my High amount of (you)s
>have sex right then and there

>>53647953
"All Me" is a song by Canadian rapper Drake from his third studio album Nothing Was the Same (2013). The song was serviced to urban contemporary radio as the album's third official single on September 24, 2013. "All Me" features fellow rappers 2 Chainz and Big Sean, with production from Finally Famous' Key Wane, and additional production from Noah "40" Shebib. The song has since peaked at number 20 on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.

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>German media tries to cover up sexual assaults
>No other media is reporting on it

The world is doomed.

>>53648049
rorke

>>53648049
what? germans on /pol/ are saying it's all over their news and it's one of the top stories on the beeb and guardian

>>53648049

>No other media is reporting on it

Rorke. Just read an article in The economist about it

>meet girl at club
>invite her back to my place
>sees York student ID
>Ah nice very impressive

anyone remember an aussie rapper with a bald head

>>53648029
bet you gave it to her for two hours

>>53647851
well now i can see it popit but tell us where wally was in the first one do tell us will ye eh

>>53648049
>mainland europe
>the world

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>>53648018
>imagine losing your life or going to jail for murder because of one of those wretched creatures

>>53647978
They're literally going to get fined for doing that

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>Dutch police have arrested a former soldier suspected of killing Islamic State (Isis) jihadists while fighting alongside Kurdish forces in Syria last year, the prosecutor’s office said.

I prioritize my drinking over my eating

I'm a healthy eater ftmp (lots of boiled veg and grilled meat etc etc etc) ... but desu I only do so cause I LOVE drinking and don't want to become fat in the process by eating kebabs/pizzas/curries etc like most other alcoholics do

I under-eat during the week for this purpose

>>53648141
im going to munster in march

@53648141
hello

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>Just read an article in The economist about it

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>>53648141

Heres a (you) my German friend

Now watch me whip

>>53648141
*reaches desperately to post this post*
here (you)...
*dies*

>>53648167
enjoy knackers and turnip fields

>>53648122
literally same here.

i would probably be /fit/ if i just stopped drinking so much but its not worth it

workout 3 times a week for the past 6 months and have made basically 0 progress because most of my calories are alcohol

>>53648141
so we meet again

merkel is worse than hitler

>>53648141
the other night, dear, as i lay sleeping
i dreamt i held you in my arms
when I awoke, dear, i was mistaken
so i bowed my head and i cried

Donald trump is literally L I T E R A L L Y hitler.

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>>53648141
Here is a tulip, Syrians against sexism

>>53648141
Assassinate Merkel.

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Gf hasn't sucked me off in ages lads. It's because blowwies are an alternative to sex and she would prefer to get rammed rather than choke on my 4 incher. Can any of you think of a gentler and more polite way of saying 'if you don't resume regularly sucking my dick I'm going to fucking dump you you lazy little slags?'

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>merkel is worse than hitler

>meet girl at club
>bring her home
>she see's my this weeks issue of The Economist
>brings all her friends round
>have a giant orgy there and then

wew lads

Just received today's issue of the Financial Times lads

Anyone got the latest issue of the New Statesman?

My penis is literally only 4 inches haha ;_;

about to do speed and go out to the bars

>>53648267
pls love me

>>53648042
good job
good post :)

>>53648292
Mine is a solid 6 but I've got no-one to put it in.

>>53648318

can't wait for christmas

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>why yes I do drink gin!

>>53648330
solid post 10/10

>FURY was growing in Germany tonight over mounting evidence of a cover-up of migrant sex crimes after it emerged a welcome party for refugees held two months before the Cologne rapes descended into a mass groping session.

god that is hilarious. deluded leftist women went down to a welcome party to show how tolerant they are ended up getting sexually molested. fucking beautiful. traitors like them deserve to be raped.

i hope every pro-refugee woman is raped so hard she ends up killing herself, and then we deport all the rapefugees back to syria and get the SAS to kill them all and burn them in a mass grave

gerry got banned?

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>>53648105
That spoils it though doesn't it? You can go back to it when you're bored.

Also pic related is u right now lmao

>>53648338
was doing the ol' "predict your own post number" gimmick but it was an EPIC FAIL haha

Gonna be late on the rent because I blew the money on shoes again lads
What am I like

>>53648363
dying

>>53648379
skretlpower?

no it was too much attention

>>53648379
fucking child

>>53648379
hope you got a matching handbag sister

its just VITAL to pull an outfit together

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Hitler was right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS_bVyvasZo

>FT
>The Economist

any respectable adult has a subscription to these 2 journals lads. Whats your excuse?

>>53648310
thanks sven :)

'islamophobia' is a very dangerous word

it implies that it's wrong to criticise a religion or cult

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

>586,420,343 views

>>53648379
>actually spend money on shoes
go barefoot abdullah

>>53648429
i do the lrb

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>hello yes I do like drinking ale

>Hundreds of Britons caught trying to join jihadis, says foreign secretary
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/15/foreign-secretary-600-uk-citizens-isis-syria-philip-hammond

>>53648408
please love me

>>53648363
no stop

and i dont understand the second half of the post and the picture because im very tired so you have to be very literal with me because im tired

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>Ale? no i dont drink that barbaric stuff, i prefer a good red wine

>>53648461
We should let them go then drone the cunts.

good times good times. theres gonna be good times

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imagine the donald was your father in law?

>>53648461
>Britons

>>53648486
k e k
e
k

>>53648486
Very progressive

financial times financial times. theres gonna be financial times

>>53648513
probably hate it actually. too much pressure

>>53648441

OH WATCH ME WATCH ME

>>53648566
where is the license plate

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hope you lads are alright
just got back to uni and my flatmates still probably fucking hate me
i'd drink but i ate a big pizza earlier so i'd just fucking puke everywhere during a hangover

>>53648598
Don't need a front one in Texas.

is witcher 3 worth buying if i've never played the first two and i hate story-driven games

>>53648598
dont need one on the front in some states

>>53648630

How do I be more like you

>>53648625
>>53648630
ah makes sense

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>>53648471

Bet the Trump Party van blares this 24/7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps

>>53648628
well worth it such a comfy game

>>53648690

What are you talking about?

>>53648636
easiest way is by fucking your mum

>>53648657
i need to be cuddled

really comfy thread desu

is it because there are no canadians?

I saw you smiling at me
Was it real, or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there, in the corner
Of this tiny, little bar...

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really makes you think