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Don't forget to vote edition

http://strawpoll.me/6545263
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>>53638719
Degenerates are not allowed in Brit

This includes;
Takers of drugs
Excessive drinkers of alcohol
Vouyers of pornography
Masturbaters
Those that partake in casual sexual encounters without a fiancé/fiancée/spouse
Homosexuals, transsexuals and transgenders
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>>53638719
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state your name cuz
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kpop desu lads
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>>53638761
I'm fairly certain (you) just told every /brit/ user to fuck off
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>>53638777
Kirino a shit
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repostan from last thread
>>53638694
>Is this for a competition?
I do strongman as a hobby and farmer's walks are my strongest event, I can do 130kg for 15 metres right now (yesterday), but that was after being quite ill for two weeks and about three weeks total of not training at all
>>53638706
thanks mate
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>>53638761
God bless you
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gf sent me a letter lads
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We're all talking in instasync btw lads
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reminder for the birmingham meet up tomorrow
14:00 sharp
we will move onto a local pub from the starbucks
may have a coffee whilst waiting for stragglers
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just sniffed a line of ket, having a few bevvies and few shots, then probably watch some porn, might do a wank and then probably shag my fiance who's also a tranny
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>>53638804
her legs make me rock solid 2bh
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penis meis est lanceam meam
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kyary
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>>53638885
I wanted to go to this but this is no warning at all
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>>53638885
>poleaboo is the only one who turns up again
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>>53638885
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>>53638885
is this actually happening matey?
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>>53638885
im going to show up and beat the **** out of u lads
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>>53638828

Tell me your hobbies, what do you enjoy doing?

What would you like to get into?
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Nescio an non opus sit amet poo crepitu vel pueros.
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>>53638885
is this for real lad? how many people showing up?
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>>53638885
This will probably go as well as the new year's eve meetup
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>>53638885
>pakistan meetup
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>>>/wsg/904267

literally /brit/, the webm
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>>53638761

In'shallah brother
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>>53638923
>poleaboo puts camera in the toilets and posts willies on /brit/
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Gf just sent me this

Fucking hell. I'm dating a fucking hipster aren't I
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got over 100 steam games and I don't fancy any of them

why the fuck did I even build this PC
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>>53638761
You forget the anime and kpop posters
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>>53638934
Animum meum amo penis in anum eius demittit femina puerum
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test
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>>53639001
skyrim is the only game one requires
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>>53638719
Is that fucking mash and a scone? From yank KFC?
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birmingham alt meetup
meet me by the town hall aka mosque
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Why do you fags hate the Irish?
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>>53638885
Is this real? I might turn up of it is?
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>>53639001
play stalker
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>>53639027
At least play fucking Morrowind
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every time i'm at urinals i try to have a sneaky peek at peoples willys. does anyone else do this?

best place for this is nightclubs where everyone is drunk as fuck and doesn't even try to hide it
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>>53639027
might actually play it
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>>53638980
is it the guy or the girl who is autistic? I don't know if the guy is retarded and she's humouring him, or if he's trying to be considerate of an aspie girl
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>>53639046
Because they made Americans
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>>53639046
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>>53639001

Nerd
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>>53638847
My dad works for Nintendo, I could ave you in one punch.
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>>53639027
>Skyrim
You could not have more pleb taste
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well this is rare scene

even got a chink-cup
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A persons face tells you everything about their personality

intruguing tbH
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>>53639046

We help them when they get themselves into serious shit

we're ok
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>>53639072
ur gay m8
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>>53639063
which one la?
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>>53639046
they're just being tsundere
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>>53638933
i enjoy sitting alone in my room on the internet all day, but equally i enjoy hanging out with friends and going out on the piss

my life is pretty boring 2bh

interested in languages and started learning a couple but no motivation to really see it through
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HR needs to be abolished from companies
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>>53639111
alri lad
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>>53639046
We don't, we like them and see Ireland as basically West Brits.

The Irish hate us though.
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>>53639152
http://www.moddb.com/mods/call-of-chernobyl

This one
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THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.

I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.

HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.

*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"

HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.
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>>53638847
How do you actually train for that? Is there some sort of specialist equipment or do you have to buy two sets of barbells & weights and find an empty field to just to laps holding them?
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>>53639149
not gay, but bi
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Would love to go on a messy night out in digbeth with the brummie brit posters on here tbf, would be pretty jokes

anyone going chapter 12 at the rainbow in march?
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>take literally a quarter of a 0.5mg clam
>still noticeably monged

The most comically strong substance in existence.
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>>53638761
good post
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>>53638859
It's awful no matter which variety it is

anyway it wasn't fully proper spanish, they were catalans so they have their own spin on it
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Just took 50g of porridge lads.

Absolutely monging.
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>"say my name anon"
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bachus sepe visitans mulierum genus facit eas subditas tibi, o tu venus
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>>53639289
ERECTICUS MAXIMUS
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>clogged the toilet with poo
fucks sake lads
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>>53639217
>Is there some sort of specialist equipment
pic related, you put normal plates on them
bigger competitions (and sometimes local ones) often use some sort of meme implement like anvils with handles welded on or something though
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I hate brits.
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>>53639046

they aren't on our radar. we wouldn't care if the whole lot sank into the atlantic.
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>>53639247
T H I S
come to this lad aha i'm already going
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IRISH MADE THE BRITISH EMPIRE BUT GOT NOTHING

800 YEARS OF GENOCIDE WE WERE TREATED WORSE THAN JEWS IN NAZI GERMANY

GENOCIDE GREAT FAMINE CROMWELLIAN PLANATATIONS 60% OF OUR POPULATIO MASSACRED

The vastly greater size of the Irish population relative to the population of Great Britain, compared to the 20th century. In 1800, Ireland's population was eight million, not far below the population of England at ten million, a ratio of 1:1.25. By 1900 this ratio had fallen astonishingly to 1:12. The immediately pre- and post-1900 enlistment was proportionately very high

By the end of the 18th century and the beginning of the 19th century, well over one-third of the military forces of the British Army consisted of Irishmen

>In 1845, the onset of the Great Irish Famine resulted in over 2,000,000 deaths. Turkish Sultan declared his intention to send 10,000 sterling to Irish farmers but Queen Victoria requested that the Sultan send only 1,000 sterling, because she had sent only 2,000 sterling. The Sultan sent the 1,000 sterling but also secretly sent 10 warships secretly full of food. The English tried to block the ships, but the food arrived Drogheda harbor and was left there by Turkish Sailors

The Black's were oppressed for 200 years we were oppressed for 800 years and more
Statues of Kilkenny meant Gaelic language couldn't be used, Irish couldn't marry English, Celtic laws and practices repelead and this was in fucking 1200s the first of its kind its comparable to the laws the nazis passed in 1930s against jews

For the next 400 years Irish we're genocided during the planatstions 60% of this islands population was massacred, raped, killed like cows

Then we dont even get our own island come independence

WE STILL DON'T EVEN HAVE OUR OWN ISLAND NORTHERN IRELAND AS TAKEN FROM US
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>apply for 50 jobs a day
>don't even get a rejection email
>the one job I get an interview for, he tells me he doesn't like to look at candidates social media BEFORE interviews
>don't get that job
I've realised that we don't get jobs because employers can track our social media and thus, illegally, track our website activity.
If you want a job, get off 4chan
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>>53638885
Don't show us up lads, the jf had a field day out of the last meet.

Make sure you are all 10/10 weightlifters wearing Gucci clothes and surrounded by fit slags.

Britain is counting on you.
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>>53639299

MUTANT
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a lot has been made in the fall in oil prices but what will actually happen if ur mum drops as far as $10 a barrel?
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DUBLIN WAS THE SECOND CITY OF THE EMPIRE AND THE BREAD BASKET OF IT

DAILY REMINDER IRELAND AND IRISH PEOPLE LITERALLY FUCKING WOM BRITIAN IT'S FUCKING EMPIRE AND WE GOT NOTHING FOR IT

NOT EVEN OUR OWN FUCKING ISLAND

WATERLOO - WON BY A GENERAL THAT CONSIDERED HIMSELF IRISH

BRITISH ARMY AT WATERLOO - LITERALLY FUCKING HALF MADE UP OF IRISH CATHOLIC SOLDIERS

IRISH SOLDIERS FUCKING CONQUERED FUCKING INDIA FOR YOU FUCKS

1900 - BRITISH ARMY 45%

WE WON WW1 FOR YOU FUCKING FUCKS BUT STILL IRISH WERE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN COURT MARTIALS

GO SUCK ON A DICK BRITIAN FUCKS IRELAND FUCKING BUILT YOU SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES

IRISH REUNIFICATION SOON UNITED IRELAND SOON

ERIN GO BRAGH
>Ireland joins the Union in 1800
>Britain rises above all other nations in Europe, beats Napoleon led by Irish General Wellington, Conquers a quarter of the planet as the supreme power

>Ireland leaves the Union in 1921
>Britain's empire crumbles, barely could stand up to Germany, eventually loses all their holdings apart from shitty little Failands

Coincidence?
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Just knocked over my pot noodle
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>>53639351
>using social media
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>>53639343
this is decent, thought you died lad these posts are bringing back memories cheers x
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>>53638761
Admirable post my friend. This should be a staple of every brit thread
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>>53639330
so do i
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>>53638885
>Birmingham
>Muslims detected. Abandon meetup
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>>53639351
social media isn't fucking 4chan

if you are stupid enough to have obvious links to weird sites and shit on your social media you are a retard
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>>53639299
Halcyon Harpsichord
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ready escort reviews and every one of these guys goes down on the whore, seriously why?
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>>53639334
looks like a fun lineup actually
Kurupt FM are hilarious and usually have some decent bangers
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>>53639394
what flavour?
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alri'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VcQP1HXN_w
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A perfect example of the modern day degeneracy , the disgusting decline, the horrific state of the "United" Kingdom in the 21st century, and he's just one of the many, many.

The degeneracy of the people that inhabit the island of "Britian" is absolutely overwhelming to the point of shockingness. They lack any sort of self control or obedience, total complete plebs, uncontrollable peasent masses.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/new-magaluf-sex-video-british-3894523

Typical big burly English couple out having sex in broad daylight, no doubt the british "man" could barely get it up

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/british-tourist-blows-24-guys-in-spain-all-for-a-single-free-drink/656892/

A disgusting example of how one single British girl gave oral sex to an entire club, 24 people, absolutely revolting.

Modern day britian has no morals whatsoever, it's a disgusting state. Perhaps islamification is a good thing, there are more pakistanis in British than Scottish people.


Don't even get me started on Northern Ireland. The unionists in Northern Ireland are an absolute disgrace. The UK likes to hold onto it to show to the world it's little colonial holding, the British occupation of the north is completely and entirely unjustifiable.

The unionists are also massive scumbags.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/man-drowns-trying-to-remove-irish-flag-from-armagh-island-1.1881470

The unionists continue to cling onto the british caliph's little leg despite the fact many english don't even want it. Most see it as a drain on rapidly dwindling resources.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICEt7Q5E43w [Embed] [Embed]

What am I saying, "English" for?
English isn't even an identity anymore, the only people who live in England are arabs, moorocans, egyptians, indians, pakistanis etc.
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Professional victims:

1. SJWs
2. African Americans
3. Irish
4. Jews
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>>53639436
not keen on females generally
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>>53639425

Bombay bad boy
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>>53639046
We do not hate the Irish in the same way that one does not hate the weeds pulled from a garden.
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drinking a milk
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>>53639393
why are the spuds allowed to be proud of who they are but Britain aren't?
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>>53638719
In response to the poll I would like to vote for Regional flag users.
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WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU! AHAHJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

GET REKT PAKIS. ENJOY BURQAS AND SHARIA PATROLS. HAHAJAJAAJAJ."RANJEEV, QUICK HEAD DOWN THE QUEEN VIC FOR A PINT ME OUL DIAMOND." -- THAT IS YOUR CULTURE. RANJEEV BLOWING YOU OUT.

HAHAJAHAHAHA YOUR CULTURE IS GONE FOREVER.

IRISH IS FLOURISHING. AND OUR ECONOMY IS RECOVERING. WE WON.

SCOTS ARE US. WELSH ARE BETAS. ENGLISH PAKIS CAN'T EVEN BOX. AMIR KHAN GOT DESTROYED.

REMEMBER, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TOO BAD ON THE INTERNET OR CAMERON WILL 'AVE YOU. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HAHAHAHAHAAJAJAJ.

NEW ISLAMABAD = LONDON

HAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJA

SANDNIGGERS.

OMAGH BOMBING BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. LEE RIGBY'S DEATH SECOND BEST.

PAY REPARATIONS.
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>We do not hate the Irish in the same way that one does not hate the weeds pulled from a garden.
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>>53639463
bit unfortunate
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doing a sex imagine
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It's too bad this show ended so soon. This is better than peep show tbqh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVoC6-01-UI
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>>53639127
Post pic
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le look at me mam
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>>53639299
Bane?
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Voted for fedora posters.
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>someone rigs a meme poll
>taigs go absolutely bonkers
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utterly direction less at the moment
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>>53639458
what's the webm from lad?
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fun fact these two are now lesbians
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plan for the evening:

>9-10 - apply for jobs
>10-1 - revision
>1-4 - smoke a joint or two and chill
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>Voted for fedora posters.
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>>53639393
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alri lads which one of you bummed paddy's bf
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>>53639046
>lmao potatoniggers think they have a history because muh potatoes

oh here come carlos spic with his expertly crafted opinion


fuck off fucking carlos stupid fucking slim

fucking british obsessed amerikek

that was the whole point of america - being anti fucking british anti anglo saxon faggotry sadly it seems the diabetes generation being brought up in america has lost sight of this and now love the fucking british cock

fucking american faggots you might be fucking 20% irish but you don't care you'd rather suck black and britkek dick and piss on the irish you fucking faggots

even though we won your fucking independent in the first place

a prominent american, joseph galloway, also an english tory told the english house of commons, on october 27, 1779, that one-half of washington’s continental army was irish.
on april 2, 1784, luke gardiner, afterward lord mountjoy, told the english parliament, “america was lost by irish emigrants … i am assured from the best authority, the major part of the american army was composed of irish and that the irish language was as commonly spoken in the american ranks as english, i am also informed it was their valor that determined the contest …“


if the irish hadn't been there the usa wouldn't exist it'd be a smeltering anglo saxon obsessed shitstain full of mexicans, inbreds and retards

oh wait

Hating the Irish is in the Quran

That mixed in with jealously
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>>53639612
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>>53639549
super hot succ of dick... aah
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>>53639599
good gimmick fake fitizen
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>>53639317
That's what you get for not buying from a company that builds for freedom.
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fuck's sake lads, I leave for a couple days and you're planning a meetup on my doorstep tomorrow
at least do better than the manchester lads
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>>53639459
0. ur nans fanny after i had vaginal sex with her
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>>53639612
this makes me sad if im honest
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>>53639571
dont have a cam'ra

but you know what i mean, theyre shaped like saucers, youll have seen them in any chink/nip film set in olden days
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>>53639436
>sambuca redbulls
what?
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>>53639658
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If she presented herself to you which hole would you fuck cara in first?
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>>53639458
No-one in the UK gives a fuck about Northern Ireland. I don't, may as well give it back to the Irish. You never know, it might calm down the burning rage dwelling in this faggots arsehole.
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>>53639704
why lad?
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>>53639546

What's you favourite flavour?
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>>53639404
but you are brit
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1650875257
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>>53639721
Neither. She looks like a man. More importantly, I have a gf
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>>53639730
i hate myself most of all
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>>53639721

mouth
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How come blacks who have been born in America and whose parents were born in America call themselves african americans, yet pakis in Britain just call themselves British?

You don't see people going about calling themselves Pakistani Brit or Jamaican Brit or Syrian Brit.
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>>53639045
Kek
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>>53639299
Butch Deadlift!
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>>53639537
Ladies and gentlemen, behold! A drunken Irishman on the internets. Who would have thought.
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>tfw if I start a business I can't proudly keep and cherish the first £1 of income like American businessowners do with their first dollar because £1 is a coin and not a paper note
why did we choose to be british lads
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>yanks
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c4_1452883310
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>>53639727
oh shit m8 i thought this was the AM. you're talking evening. that's reasonable then
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>i require access to warm cavity holes
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>>53639763
Pointing out their race is racist. We're a nation of immigrants so everyone is British
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>>53639330
I don't even think about you.
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>>53639812
haha absolute nutter

it would make you sad because smoking at 13:00 is very degenerate?
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>ywn fuck Cara
>ywn fuck Maisie
>ywn fuck Sophie
>ywn fuck Sersh
>ywn fuck Rachel Riley
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>>53639705
Imagined the scene and let out an audible chuckle.
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>>53639800

Spent a month of my life in NYC, by far the biggest collection of freaks, fuckups, beggars of any major city.
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Polaboo wants to know what he needs to do to reinvigorate his gimmick
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>>53639888
do something noteable
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>>53639888
find another girl
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>>53639760
why?
>>53639835
thinking is bad for your mental health so dont think much
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moving to serbia in 3 weeks lads
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the bbc makes me feel physically ill

so sick of the leftie agenda
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>>53639922
haha absolute madmán
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>>53639739
What does "mild" mean in this context?
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>>53639905
But Poleaboo only ever leaves the house for takeaways and to sign on
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>>53639888
commit suicide,
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How much would it cost to start my own barbershop lads?
Never started a business before
>>
literally never full since I started eating "clean" bout 6 months back

just went out had burger, chips, onion rings, coleslaw, had other people's leftovers
came home
had about 12 chocolate biscuits from the christmas selection that was left untouched
an hour past just smashed of a bowl of tropical granola
not even halfway stuffed
drinking water like a mother fucker just so I can regain some control on myself
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>>53639972
start hitting on the signing on people
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>>53638719
Christians and Atheists as options but not Muslims....Irish mentioned but not Pakis.....Nice try Mohammad.
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>>53639849
yeah 13:00 smoking is just too much, don't ever think about doing that bruv
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just 18 lads, JUST 18
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>>53639909
im an autistic retard who cant do anything right and i have no redeeming qualities
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>>53639948
And bigots make the civilised members of society sick
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>the bbc makes me feel physically ill

>so sick of the leftie agenda
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>>53639982
Your shit
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>>53639948
GOBLIN ARMY!
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>>53639998
It's just a given that everyone wants any and all pakis to leave /brit/ so it's not up for debate
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>>53639999
Quads don't lie!
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where did the lads go
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>>53639960
mum I'd like to date?
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>>53639884
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>>53639999
have done it before ngl hahaha

remember having a joint at like 11:00 am before handing in my coursewok oh my days
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>>53638993
Yes but at least it's not her hand wrapped around some guys junk. So you know it could be worse.
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>>53639995
Neither the work coaches or the other signees are anywhere near qt

>>53640046
Most of the posters in these threads are pakis
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Maddy answered and let me in. She is definitely the girl in the pics and there was also another girl with her who I didn't recognize, Maddy is slim, pretty, great body and young looking this howver is where the positives end. The room was a state with empty bottles and dirty clothes everywhere!!!!! Went against my better judgement and handed the paper over to which Maddy disappeared without a word. Few mins pass and she reappears looking pretty miserable, was order to take off my clothes and lie on the bed, not sexy.

following that ensued the worst fucking punt of all time!!!! johnny on a floppy fella while she yanked at it to get me hard with the occasional venture towards her mouth, after about 5 mins she stopped and said "we fuck" :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: bad times. I sighed and resided to just getting on with the job blowing my load and leaving.

This is where it gets horrific, I eventually get hard enough to fuck and she does the whole lube up and lie there thing but as I'm fucking her she has this ashamed look on her face and starts covering her face with a pillow and her hands. At this point I thought fuck this shit pulled out chucked the johnny on the floor and started to dress feeling fairly ashamed to be honest, it was obvious why I did this even to her and no words were exchanged as I quickly dressed and left.
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>>53640008
She looks like she'd have scabies
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>>53638885

Fucking nerds
>>
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>
Business idea: /brit/ drug cartel
>>
best watch out or ill Par you
>>
>>53640008

heard you were on the radio pal
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>>53640131
your pars are weak
>>
>>53638885
>>
>I'm a student

Translated as

>I paid the government £30,000 for piece of paper that proves i can do thing

"I'll have a double mocha latte please" - me, ordering from you in starbucks after you graduate
>>
>>53640092
That just turns me on even more.
>>
>>53640201
bender
>>
>>53640008
looks like karen carpenter's face circa 1980 was photoshopped onto a plump body as some sort of sick body dysmorphia joke
>>
>>53640201
machine operator detected
>>
>>53640201
actually i paid 9000 to prove i can do nothing except get high every day haha

worth it imo tbqh
>>
>>53640074
Would like to have a lucid dream wherein I heem this man.
>>
>>53639598
Children Of Men I think
>>
>>53640201
>mocha latte
which one is it then?
>>
>>53640249
MATE
>>
>>53640201
>using reaction image of a man that has a degree
>>
>>53640201
>that coffee order

end it my friend.
>>
playing weeb games instead of revising
kill me
>>
>>53640078
that's degeneracy in every context except college/university i think
>>
doushite nee computer konna ni kurushii no
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa doushite okashi no computer city
>>
>>53640201
degree holders earn 70% more
>>
need sites like efukt lads
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Post your skin colour to prove you're not a paki
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>>53640201
t. manager at jjb
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>Poleaboos solicitor still hasn't collected his laptop from the police
>>
>>53640239
What part of slag do you jf not understand?
>>
wish i had saved previous versions of my covering letters lads
>>
>>53640354
>hairy arms
>>
>>53640354
>paper as a coaster
griiiiiim
>>
>>53640354
>>
>>53640330
COMPUTA SHITTYYYYYY
>>
>>53640330
ONII CHAN GEIMU AND POTEITO
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>>53640354
We are Pakis and proud of it

Fuck off pigskin
>>
>>53640369
baka applying for jobs is so shit. Need a new one though haha
>>
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>>53640354
>>
concerned for the white race lads
>>
>>53640354
The only thing you proved is that you are a gorilla
>>
who /drunk/ here??
>>
>>53639750
>my gf is more valuable to me than cara
cara is at least 10 times more valuable than you AND your gf
>>
>>53640456
have only had 3 but i feel it lad
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>>53640354
>>
>>53640430
>white race

Only Americunts and retards use that term
>>
How do I gain followers on instagram
>>
watching the latest stefan molyneux and sargon of akkad

we're lucky to live in the same time as these intellectual titans.
>>
grandma's funeral yesterday
rained the whole time
>>
>>53640456
no drinking is for degenerates and the latest it can be in america is half 4 you degenerate
>>
>>53640368
didn't realize people used that literally. just thought it was just an exceptionally rude insult...
>>
>>53640429
>>53640434
sign of high test lads
>>
>>53639721
mouth i suppose

>>53640411
i don't even expect a response im just doing it so i feel good about myself
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>I unironically don't like Cara
>>
>>53640503
t. Ahmed
>>
>>53640503
rasheed
>>
>>53640507
embarrassing.
>>
sleepy as heck
>>
>>53639721
Succ of dick is part of foreplay so probably mouth
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>saying """"""""""""""""""""""POP""""""""""""""""""""" instead of soda
>>
>>53640456
m8 it's 4:30 EST. Anywhere west of that and it's just gonna look worse...
>>
who /machineoperator/ here?
>>
I spoke to God today, and she said that she's ashamed. What have I done? Who have I become?
>>
>>53640496
what are you painting anon?
>>
punt - owo and sex (protected in couple of positions). owo was ok but definitely had better from other WGs. sex was fine but kind of wanted it over after a few minutes......see below

the above sounds all ok/good. reason for the negative was a distinctive and quite simply off putting smell. nothing at first but after 5mins of sex it was quite strong. ive read other reviews that have commented on this kind of thing (vaginitis if i remember the review correctly). im no medical expert though but i know a smell like that is not good for anyone. just glad i was in a slight rush so skipped RO!! made chit chat and exited with nearly 10mins left.

shame as she seemed like a possible return punt at first.
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>>53640563
Mind your language bro
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>>53640573
never go to georgia
they call it coke
even if it's not coke
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hello? is it you? Is this me?
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>>53640573
>not saying pop
>>
foy
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>>53640586
me lad
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>>53640354
>watch on the right arm

off yourself la
>>
>>53640573

No true Brit would ever say soda. JF detected, please fuck off out of the country
>>
Failing my degree tbqh
>>
>>53640503
Pajeet.
>>
>>53640545
>>53640543
>it's okay if Ango-Saxons go extinct as long as Slavs live on
You're retarded
>>
>>53640573
fuck off yank
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>>53640573
>not just calling it coke
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>>53640201
>I'm afraid you're fired pal, we're getting Chinks to operate these machines now, they're much cheaper

-me after I graduate to you, after 30 years of wageslavery
>>
>student bait

literal (you) factory lads, it's a good thing students are all entitled little brats haha
>>
>>53640655
literally how?
>>
>>53640610
the irish do that too

fuckin weirdos
>>
rev up those peckers
>>
classic
>>
>>53640563
How did the essay turn out?
>>
>>53640618
funnyjunk faggot 2bh
>>
>>53640515
Sorry about the rain m8
>>
>>53640655
What degree?
>>
>>53640655

>getting a degree

take it from someone who has a degree m8 - it's shit. Gets you nowhere.
>>
might start a white supremacist group that goes around battering refugees
>>
>>53640682
>being this bitter after a hard day operating machines
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>>53640718
delete this
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>>53640683
mental illness and a hard course at a hard uni

>>53640706
maths

>>53640709
this one would be good if i got it
>>
>>53640660
rasheed
>>
>>53640709
>M8 if I didn't have a degree I'd still be making 6 figures a year and I'd be 4 years younger
>>
bloody hell lads
doorbell just rang
went to answer it and it was the bloody 5 naughts
my next door literally got broke in to tonight at 8pm
not a snitch though so told the pig i didn't know anything
>>
>>53640686
awful lot of anti irish sentiment itt tbqh
>>
>>53640709
t. JJB manager
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>>53640691
got it in on time but couldnt be doing with checking it

might be SHIT
>>
>>53640573
Get the fuck out of my country, you seppo twat.
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>>53640772

cos they're fucking filth m8 lower than pakis
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>>53640660
slavs aren't white though
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>>53640563
should've had a napppy nap
>>
>>53640734
delete this
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>>53640733
i work from home lad, enjoy your unpaid internship for me ok?
>>
>>53640772
i'm not that against them famalam but you gotta admit that calling all drinks coke is a bit off the rails
>>
>>53640798

t. charles paisley
>>
Just saw a commercial for a website called myhertiage.com

The memes are real lads
>>
who is worse, irish or gypsies?
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>>53640354
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>>53640763

>5 naughts
>>
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2963615

might have a punt
>>
is youtube broken for you?

showing page without styles
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>>53640852
yanks
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>>53640804
very true my dear catamite
>>
got irish heritage so im constantly conflicted about my deep seated anti irish sentiment 2bh
>>
apology for poor english

when were you when david bower dies?

i was sat at home eating smegma butter when james ring

‘david is kill’

‘no’
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>>53640783
Did that with my third year thesis. 18000 words and I didn't even give it a read at the end.
>>
>>53640864
works fine for me desu
>>
>>53640836
t. Michael O'Reilly
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>>53640852

Both as bad as each other, until they merge into the final boss form, Irish Travellers. Absolute scum of the earth
>>
Poleaboo is considering watching Yuki Yuna Is a Hero
>>
my lovers got humour
she's the giggle at a funeral
>>
>>53640852
gypsies are a subset of irish
>>
>>53640898
>Why yes, I study an essay subject

my ""thesis"" has a 6000 word cap desu
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>>53640830
>i work from home
alri Janny
>>
S T U D E N T
D E B T
>>
>>53640903
Hi Anonymous (Leicestershire),


Thanks for letting me know. If you could keep me updated on any changes that would be much appreciated.


Regards,

Anonymous (Scotland)
>>
>>53640898
samelet; afraid of finding a major mistake and having to redo the whole thing

so simply dont look at it
>>
i heard from my irish cousin that the travelers stabled their horses in the houses the council built for them

is this true
>>
>Why yes, I do attend lectures
>>
>>53640956
irish travelers and roman gypsies are very different things you mong
>>
>>53640993

Yes. They keep horses in the house.
>>
>>53640993
travellers that settle in houses are pretty rare, and tend to be 'travellery' than the mobile ones. Wouldn't put it past them though.
>>
my footlets are cold
>>
so tired
so tired
>>
masturbation's lost its fun tBh
>>
>>53640739
where are you doing you degree lad, im doing maths and im pretty much in the same boat
>>
have to drive my brother down to san jose, bbl
>>
>>53641015
>tfw formal attendance warning for skipping seminars in last year

lmao.
>>
>issue comes up
>need to send company wide email (~600 people)
>need to use the word effect or affect still not sure which is right
Went for "e"
>>
Hi all,

Update: Turns out Youtube is only broken on Chrome.


Best,

Anon (Ecosse)
>>
>>53641084
Why?
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had enough of life desu
can't bring myself to suicide so I'm just waiting to die
>>
going to get fired cunt
>>
what kind of cigarettes do you lads smoke?
>>
so my mate left his facebook logged on lads
>>
>>53640971
>Essay subject
'no'
>>
>>53641086
i used to get those every week, they were automatic 2bh and nobody actually followed up on it
>>
>>53641021
roma and irish travellers are both gypsies
>>
>>53640842
>The memes are real lads
>>
>>53641086
same
still got a 2:1 in the subject, in my course the lectures are pointless if you're doing an essay.
>>
got a slippery pecker lads

watch out it might just slip right up your bum haha
>>
>>53641015
am a 3rd year and have literalyl never went the entire time

i think one time in 1st year they emailed me saying about my attendance and i just ignored them and they stopped emailing kek
>>
>>53641124

Pls read the rules m8

>Degenerates are not allowed in Brit
>This includes;
>Takers of drugs
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>>53641164
haha you'll have to catch me first !
>>
>>53641170
>>53641157
>>53641086
good lads lecturefags absolutely btfo
>>
Love when a 45-60 year fat old man has sex with a hot 21 year old girl.
>>
>>53641124
Bought a pack of Winstons from a gas station when I was very drunk in America because I remembered the advert with Fred Flintstone in it.

They're not nice.
>>
>>53641112
turn off your adblocker on the homepage
>>
>>53641124

Willy cigarettes desu
>>
>>53641142
>non-essay subject
>18000 words

errr pick 1 mate! aha wahey
>>
>>53641207
*rubs your legs until they're so comfy you won't want to run away*
>>
>>53641124

Green Camel
>>
>he did a course at uni that was such a fucking doss he didn't need to attend lectures
>>
LADS HELP

IM DING
>>
>>53641157
>subject
I meant module
>>
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doing a wank to this

http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/349023/Training-Of-Big-Ass/
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>smoking
>>
>>53641124

camels
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>Bought a pack of Winstons
>>
>>53641257
who's your favourite member?
>>
>>53641265

>eporner

good lad. By far one of the best porn sites
>>
>>53641069
haven't had a wank this year 2bh
>>
>>53641265
i am attracted to this....sexually.
>>
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>>53641124
>>53641227
>>53641231
>>53641257
>>53641275
>>
>>53641238
>Being able to describe your theories in 6000 words

Nice 'science' you're doing there sweetie ;)
>>
>>53641227
Winstons are for white trash

Smoke American Spirits
>>
How far back does facebook store messages?

Is there a way to go deeper
>>
>>53641015
t. open """""""""university""""""""" student
>>
>>53641258
lecturefag shitting his pants realising he wasted 3 or 4 years going to lecutres
>>
>>53639458
>The island of Britain
This is why spuds cannot be allowed to fully rule themselves
>>
>>53641265
>needing to spit on the pussy
she's doing it wrong
>>
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>>53641265
http://xhamster.com/movies/4360916/school_girl_cumshot.html
>>
>>53641265
>>53641386
ermmm..... this is a blue board!?!?!
>>
>>53641386

risky click that m8
>>
Alright, found a way around the Google spam filter

I'll screenshot the Google logo/layout etc and hope that Google won't detect it
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>I eat pussy
>As a male feminist, I exist to serve women and the women's pleasure is of paramount importance!
>>
>>53641316
Like I said I was deliriously drunk and a scary black man asked me for a dollar just prior so I was on edge.

>>53641328
>Not just posting 'im gay' on his wall
Don't be a wasteman
>>
>>53641419
'no'
>>
>>53641438
I am taking note that this is a rather huge change in my behaviour from a year ago, in which I logged off
>>
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad

Oi join
>>
having a cheeky wank lads
>>
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>>53641419
'no'

very good High Quality vid
>>
need to suck a feminine willy while he/she speaks to me seductively in cornish
>>
>>53641434
t. literal virgin
>>
(You) game has been shit recently lads, honestly can't remember anyone speaking to me in the last 3 days.
>>
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>>53641434
tbf its pretty fun
>>
>smoking

translated as

>I literally pay evil jews to kill myself because i think it's cool

absolute degenerates, kill you'reselfs please
>>
>>53641523
kernow
>>
>>53641130
change his birthday to February.
When time comes around, everyone will wish him a happy bday and he'll be confused. Laughter ensues.
>>
>>53641561

me on the right
>>
>>53641560
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad

we're all in here lad
>>
>>53641584

>jew

rasheed
>>
>>53641561
FONT
>>
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>change his birthday to February.

>When time comes around, everyone will wish him a happy bday and he'll be confused. Laughter ensues.
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meeting the gf lads
>>
>I post on the chon

*tips*
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>Eating pussy is literally gay. You're putting your mouth where a penis has been. That's equivalent to sucking the dick yourself!
>>
>>53641561
rreeererewkjbfgahwljFBSFZON\

FONT
>>
>>53641560
Try being Poleaboo it's been a real fall from grace
>>
Watches are the Fedora of 2016.
>>
New

>>53641734

>>53641734

>>53641734

>>53641734

>>53641734
>>
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>>53641655
quite want this poster desu
>>53641597
lucky
>>53641609
>>53641682
i iz what i iz
>>
>>53641654
LOL
>implying that isn't a clever thing to do.
also,
>not referencing posts.
>>
>>53641779
>Fake 'Japanese' font

Cool otherwise
>>
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>>53638761
>Literally
>Sharia law for /brit/: the post.
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