Don't forget to vote edition
Degenerates are not allowed in Brit
Takers of drugs
Excessive drinkers of alcohol
Vouyers of pornography
Those that partake in casual sexual encounters without a fiancé/fiancée/spouse
Homosexuals, transsexuals and transgenders
I'm fairly certain (you) just told every /brit/ user to fuck off
repostan from last thread
>Is this for a competition?
I do strongman as a hobby and farmer's walks are my strongest event, I can do 130kg for 15 metres right now (yesterday), but that was after being quite ill for two weeks and about three weeks total of not training at all
reminder for the birmingham meet up tomorrow
we will move onto a local pub from the starbucks
may have a coffee whilst waiting for stragglers
>poleaboo is the only one who turns up again
Gf just sent me this
Fucking hell. I'm dating a fucking hipster aren't I
Animum meum amo penis in anum eius demittit femina puerum
every time i'm at urinals i try to have a sneaky peek at peoples willys. does anyone else do this?
best place for this is nightclubs where everyone is drunk as fuck and doesn't even try to hide it
i enjoy sitting alone in my room on the internet all day, but equally i enjoy hanging out with friends and going out on the piss
my life is pretty boring 2bh
interested in languages and started learning a couple but no motivation to really see it through
THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.
I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.
HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.
*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"
HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.
How do you actually train for that? Is there some sort of specialist equipment or do you have to buy two sets of barbells & weights and find an empty field to just to laps holding them?
>Is there some sort of specialist equipment
pic related, you put normal plates on them
bigger competitions (and sometimes local ones) often use some sort of meme implement like anvils with handles welded on or something though
IRISH MADE THE BRITISH EMPIRE BUT GOT NOTHING
800 YEARS OF GENOCIDE WE WERE TREATED WORSE THAN JEWS IN NAZI GERMANY
GENOCIDE GREAT FAMINE CROMWELLIAN PLANATATIONS 60% OF OUR POPULATIO MASSACRED
The vastly greater size of the Irish population relative to the population of Great Britain, compared to the 20th century. In 1800, Ireland's population was eight million, not far below the population of England at ten million, a ratio of 1:1.25. By 1900 this ratio had fallen astonishingly to 1:12. The immediately pre- and post-1900 enlistment was proportionately very high
By the end of the 18th century and the beginning of the 19th century, well over one-third of the military forces of the British Army consisted of Irishmen
>In 1845, the onset of the Great Irish Famine resulted in over 2,000,000 deaths. Turkish Sultan declared his intention to send 10,000 sterling to Irish farmers but Queen Victoria requested that the Sultan send only 1,000 sterling, because she had sent only 2,000 sterling. The Sultan sent the 1,000 sterling but also secretly sent 10 warships secretly full of food. The English tried to block the ships, but the food arrived Drogheda harbor and was left there by Turkish Sailors
The Black's were oppressed for 200 years we were oppressed for 800 years and more
Statues of Kilkenny meant Gaelic language couldn't be used, Irish couldn't marry English, Celtic laws and practices repelead and this was in fucking 1200s the first of its kind its comparable to the laws the nazis passed in 1930s against jews
For the next 400 years Irish we're genocided during the planatstions 60% of this islands population was massacred, raped, killed like cows
Then we dont even get our own island come independence
WE STILL DON'T EVEN HAVE OUR OWN ISLAND NORTHERN IRELAND AS TAKEN FROM US
>apply for 50 jobs a day
>don't even get a rejection email
>the one job I get an interview for, he tells me he doesn't like to look at candidates social media BEFORE interviews
>don't get that job
I've realised that we don't get jobs because employers can track our social media and thus, illegally, track our website activity.
If you want a job, get off 4chan
Don't show us up lads, the jf had a field day out of the last meet.
Make sure you are all 10/10 weightlifters wearing Gucci clothes and surrounded by fit slags.
Britain is counting on you.
DUBLIN WAS THE SECOND CITY OF THE EMPIRE AND THE BREAD BASKET OF IT
DAILY REMINDER IRELAND AND IRISH PEOPLE LITERALLY FUCKING WOM BRITIAN IT'S FUCKING EMPIRE AND WE GOT NOTHING FOR IT
NOT EVEN OUR OWN FUCKING ISLAND
WATERLOO - WON BY A GENERAL THAT CONSIDERED HIMSELF IRISH
BRITISH ARMY AT WATERLOO - LITERALLY FUCKING HALF MADE UP OF IRISH CATHOLIC SOLDIERS
IRISH SOLDIERS FUCKING CONQUERED FUCKING INDIA FOR YOU FUCKS
1900 - BRITISH ARMY 45%
WE WON WW1 FOR YOU FUCKING FUCKS BUT STILL IRISH WERE DISCRIMINATED AGAINST IN COURT MARTIALS
GO SUCK ON A DICK BRITIAN FUCKS IRELAND FUCKING BUILT YOU SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES
IRISH REUNIFICATION SOON UNITED IRELAND SOON
ERIN GO BRAGH
>Ireland joins the Union in 1800
>Britain rises above all other nations in Europe, beats Napoleon led by Irish General Wellington, Conquers a quarter of the planet as the supreme power
>Ireland leaves the Union in 1921
>Britain's empire crumbles, barely could stand up to Germany, eventually loses all their holdings apart from shitty little Failands
A perfect example of the modern day degeneracy , the disgusting decline, the horrific state of the "United" Kingdom in the 21st century, and he's just one of the many, many.
The degeneracy of the people that inhabit the island of "Britian" is absolutely overwhelming to the point of shockingness. They lack any sort of self control or obedience, total complete plebs, uncontrollable peasent masses.
Typical big burly English couple out having sex in broad daylight, no doubt the british "man" could barely get it up
A disgusting example of how one single British girl gave oral sex to an entire club, 24 people, absolutely revolting.
Modern day britian has no morals whatsoever, it's a disgusting state. Perhaps islamification is a good thing, there are more pakistanis in British than Scottish people.
Don't even get me started on Northern Ireland. The unionists in Northern Ireland are an absolute disgrace. The UK likes to hold onto it to show to the world it's little colonial holding, the British occupation of the north is completely and entirely unjustifiable.
The unionists are also massive scumbags.
The unionists continue to cling onto the british caliph's little leg despite the fact many english don't even want it. Most see it as a drain on rapidly dwindling resources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICEt7Q5E43w [Embed] [Embed]
What am I saying, "English" for?
English isn't even an identity anymore, the only people who live in England are arabs, moorocans, egyptians, indians, pakistanis etc.
why are the spuds allowed to be proud of who they are but Britain aren't?
WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU! AHAHJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
GET REKT PAKIS. ENJOY BURQAS AND SHARIA PATROLS. HAHAJAJAAJAJ."RANJEEV, QUICK HEAD DOWN THE QUEEN VIC FOR A PINT ME OUL DIAMOND." -- THAT IS YOUR CULTURE. RANJEEV BLOWING YOU OUT.
HAHAJAHAHAHA YOUR CULTURE IS GONE FOREVER.
IRISH IS FLOURISHING. AND OUR ECONOMY IS RECOVERING. WE WON.
SCOTS ARE US. WELSH ARE BETAS. ENGLISH PAKIS CAN'T EVEN BOX. AMIR KHAN GOT DESTROYED.
REMEMBER, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TOO BAD ON THE INTERNET OR CAMERON WILL 'AVE YOU. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HAHAHAHAHAAJAJAJ.
NEW ISLAMABAD = LONDON
OMAGH BOMBING BEST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE. LEE RIGBY'S DEATH SECOND BEST.
>We do not hate the Irish in the same way that one does not hate the weeds pulled from a garden.
>lmao potatoniggers think they have a history because muh potatoes
oh here come carlos spic with his expertly crafted opinion
fuck off fucking carlos stupid fucking slim
fucking british obsessed amerikek
that was the whole point of america - being anti fucking british anti anglo saxon faggotry sadly it seems the diabetes generation being brought up in america has lost sight of this and now love the fucking british cock
fucking american faggots you might be fucking 20% irish but you don't care you'd rather suck black and britkek dick and piss on the irish you fucking faggots
even though we won your fucking independent in the first place
a prominent american, joseph galloway, also an english tory told the english house of commons, on october 27, 1779, that one-half of washington’s continental army was irish.
on april 2, 1784, luke gardiner, afterward lord mountjoy, told the english parliament, “america was lost by irish emigrants … i am assured from the best authority, the major part of the american army was composed of irish and that the irish language was as commonly spoken in the american ranks as english, i am also informed it was their valor that determined the contest …“
if the irish hadn't been there the usa wouldn't exist it'd be a smeltering anglo saxon obsessed shitstain full of mexicans, inbreds and retards
Hating the Irish is in the Quran
That mixed in with jealously
That's what you get for not buying from a company that builds for freedom.
If she presented herself to you which hole would you fuck cara in first?
No-one in the UK gives a fuck about Northern Ireland. I don't, may as well give it back to the Irish. You never know, it might calm down the burning rage dwelling in this faggots arsehole.
How come blacks who have been born in America and whose parents were born in America call themselves african americans, yet pakis in Britain just call themselves British?
You don't see people going about calling themselves Pakistani Brit or Jamaican Brit or Syrian Brit.
>tfw if I start a business I can't proudly keep and cherish the first £1 of income like American businessowners do with their first dollar because £1 is a coin and not a paper note
why did we choose to be british lads
literally never full since I started eating "clean" bout 6 months back
just went out had burger, chips, onion rings, coleslaw, had other people's leftovers
had about 12 chocolate biscuits from the christmas selection that was left untouched
an hour past just smashed of a bowl of tropical granola
not even halfway stuffed
drinking water like a mother fucker just so I can regain some control on myself
>the bbc makes me feel physically ill
>so sick of the leftie agenda
Maddy answered and let me in. She is definitely the girl in the pics and there was also another girl with her who I didn't recognize, Maddy is slim, pretty, great body and young looking this howver is where the positives end. The room was a state with empty bottles and dirty clothes everywhere!!!!! Went against my better judgement and handed the paper over to which Maddy disappeared without a word. Few mins pass and she reappears looking pretty miserable, was order to take off my clothes and lie on the bed, not sexy.
following that ensued the worst fucking punt of all time!!!! johnny on a floppy fella while she yanked at it to get me hard with the occasional venture towards her mouth, after about 5 mins she stopped and said "we fuck" :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: bad times. I sighed and resided to just getting on with the job blowing my load and leaving.
This is where it gets horrific, I eventually get hard enough to fuck and she does the whole lube up and lie there thing but as I'm fucking her she has this ashamed look on her face and starts covering her face with a pillow and her hands. At this point I thought fuck this shit pulled out chucked the johnny on the floor and started to dress feeling fairly ashamed to be honest, it was obvious why I did this even to her and no words were exchanged as I quickly dressed and left.
>I'm a student
>I paid the government £30,000 for piece of paper that proves i can do thing
"I'll have a double mocha latte please" - me, ordering from you in starbucks after you graduate
Post your skin colour to prove you're not a paki
>Poleaboos solicitor still hasn't collected his laptop from the police
>saying """"""""""""""""""""""POP""""""""""""""""""""" instead of soda
punt - owo and sex (protected in couple of positions). owo was ok but definitely had better from other WGs. sex was fine but kind of wanted it over after a few minutes......see below
the above sounds all ok/good. reason for the negative was a distinctive and quite simply off putting smell. nothing at first but after 5mins of sex it was quite strong. ive read other reviews that have commented on this kind of thing (vaginitis if i remember the review correctly). im no medical expert though but i know a smell like that is not good for anyone. just glad i was in a slight rush so skipped RO!! made chit chat and exited with nearly 10mins left.
shame as she seemed like a possible return punt at first.
literal (you) factory lads, it's a good thing students are all entitled little brats haha
bloody hell lads
doorbell just rang
went to answer it and it was the bloody 5 naughts
my next door literally got broke in to tonight at 8pm
not a snitch though so told the pig i didn't know anything
>Why yes, I do attend lectures
had enough of life desu
can't bring myself to suicide so I'm just waiting to die
roma and irish travellers are both gypsies
am a 3rd year and have literalyl never went the entire time
i think one time in 1st year they emailed me saying about my attendance and i just ignored them and they stopped emailing kek
doing a wank to this
>I eat pussy
>As a male feminist, I exist to serve women and the women's pleasure is of paramount importance!
>change his birthday to February.
>When time comes around, everyone will wish him a happy bday and he'll be confused. Laughter ensues.
>Eating pussy is literally gay. You're putting your mouth where a penis has been. That's equivalent to sucking the dick yourself!
quite want this poster desu
i iz what i iz
>Fake 'Japanese' font
>Sharia law for /brit/: the post.