>i am unfortunately of indian decent, and what you may refer to rudely as a 'paki'
Pierce Brosnan looks like Gerry Adams now desu
>Not third world
>why yes as amatter of fact my fine sir I do not participate in such foul activites such as taking illegal narcotics, they are wickled poisons I shall not tain my bhody with thine swine juic
t. Friendless stuck up loser
Because I have too much weed.
Nah lad it's nice and relaxing, good indice it just makes you uplifted and creative. great strain
Fairplay but you're still a stuck up wanker
Honestly 3rd world country tier
bunch of armed men guarding a "King and Queen" that do literally nothing
Couldn't give a fuck less if the whole royal family gets killed desu. I dont want them to die, but wouldn't care if they did
i thought those guards didnt have live ammo in those weapons. can't believe the UK would allow any type of thing like that in their country
is it true they'd confiscate a baseball bat from me?
>i don't engage in immoral drug use, besides, i am already crazy enough as it is!
The queen is the head of the commonwealth, and the royal family generate a great deal of money through tourism. Of course they will be gaurded, and they are important. Sure, we could live without them, but their benefits outweigh the negatives, people like them, and it's a historical and cultural tradition.
There's literally no reason to hate them other than being a fucking edgy autistic child.
>Weed smokers think they are totally going to bring down 'the man'
That's right, you're going to bring about revolutionary change by inhaling a drug that makes you passive and docile. Congratulations. I'm sure the elite are terrified of you.
last time i had sake it was for the withnail and i drinking game and was bad times
saw this on Facebook today lads, had like 500,000 likes or something crazy.
there's hope yet
How many countries have liberals claimed at blacks were the original people of? They must be running out.
So according to liberals, white people just...fell out of the sky one day or something?
does anyone know what happened to her? confirmed rape or did she get away?
yank on tour here, why is british food so shit? why is public transport so shit? why is the weather so shit? why are londoners so shit?(much nicer people up north, guess the poortherners were right)
also got mugged in london and the police didn't do jack, what is wrong with this nanny state?
>new starter comes in
>he's come in a literal turban
>he already asked people to stop putting pork in the fridge / microwave
Oh no lad, according to niggers whites were created as a slave race by the ancient black creator of civilisation Yakub to serve the black race.
I wish I had a handsome Cornish accent
Almost makes me want to cry knowing I don't
reminder that the rorkes on /brit/ think muslims wear turbans
LPT: if they're wearing a turban they're bro-tier
OK i thought i know where were going here , and yup i was right , id barely laid down when a bright blue condom was being thust onto my limp dick , im in no way bragging here but there is quite a big difference between my limp dick and my fully erect one , so she started with the BJ ,, on my limp condom covered member , i dont know about you guys but i dont find that in any way a bit fookin sexy , in time i rose to the occasion ,,, nearly ,,, as there was a distinct lack of blood reaching the top half of my cock , sort of looked like a smurf being strangled , didnt help that the condom wasn't fully unrolled , so i did the gentlemanly thing and sorted it out , no sooner had i released the flow of blood than she whipped her arse round and impaled herself cowgirl style on me and bounced up and down like the clappers , gotta say that looked good , a bit like an electric blue Apollo 13 re entering the earths atmosphere after a long flight .
Ok so that was kind of working , until she got bored and un docked , back to a covered blowie and frantic wanking , i did mention that she advertised OWO , er no that's not happening as you can catch things ,, WELL DON'T FOOKIN ADVERTISE IT THEN !!!!
>posting on 4chan
>hasn't been to japan
haha lads, ordered delivery. the driver said I look like justin beiber. i said "well there goes your tip" she said "i wasn't being mean, i think he's cute" i just smiled and said i guess i'll let you off then.
would it be creepy to message the phone she called me on for the delivery? i dont know what to say but she was quite cute and i feel like im missing a chance.
how about they stop been yank bias cunts and let everyone have access to everything
>even pretending to be offended by being told you look like justin bieber
he's wanted by most girls in the world. why do people pretend like it'd be awful to be compared to his looks?
Englands my favourite country and im not even english
god damn british men are ugly in most instances.
It seems like there is a group of just incredibly attractive brits, then the rest that look like this.
Can't wait to pull when I'm in england
Put my cv on cvlibrary and this fucking recruitment agency has been calling me daily, all they do is "graduate sales roles". Can't stand sales. I don't answer and they still leave voicemails every time.
Good evening, lads! :)
I'm really looking forward to the brand new Argos catalogue that's launching nationwide tomorrow. With thousands of great deals and reductions on top name brands, I know I'll be able to find some great new year treats for me and my family.
How about you?
she was into me for sure, but that's probably a work phone, might not be appropriate. fuck it. i just messaged her saying "thanks for the compliment, but I have to change my look now ;)"
nothing to lose.
Argos is a fucking lifesaver. Internet shopping is great and all but you have to wait for delivery.
When you need something at short notice and claimed the same day, Argos is amazing.
just occurred to me that england is the white man of the UK and scotland and wales are the pakis
think about it
england as a country isnt allowed to celebrate its culture, history, etc because its the most successful and we have to appease the minorities to make them feel better about themselves. theres nothing wrong with scottish or welsh nationalism because they are the minority pakis while england dominates the UK in the same way that the white man dominated the world and is now cucked into making minorities feel like they are included.
Here is a list of my trips and doses
27th oct 2014 (150ug LSZ)
30th oct (225ug LSZ)
7th nov (150ug LSZ)
14th nov (300ug AL-LAD)
22nd nov (300ug LSZ+150ug AL-LAD)
29th nov (300ug LSZ)
11th dec (375ug LAD)
25th dec (450ug LAD)
1st jan 2015 (450ug LAD)
10th jan (450ug LAD)
17th jan (600ug LAD)
31st jan (825ug LAD)
8th feb (250ug LSD)
14th feb (200ug 1P-LSD)
28th feb (1200ug LAD)
14th march (500ug 1P-LSD)
21st march (400ug LSD)
28th march (400ug LSD)
3rd April (300ug LAD)
10th April (500ug LAD)
2nd may (400ug LSD)
10th september (3.5g cubensis)
21st september (3.5g cubensis)
9th october (3.5g cubensis)
25th December (300ug LAD)
mate... i know he's attractive you utter mong. i'm fishing. if i had just said "haha yeah that was the look i was going for, thanks", then what? this way leaves it open for more compliments and banter.
At only £3.95, not only can I get SAME DAY delivery, but at a choice of delivery slots so I don't have to wait around the house all day. I also get a text message to let me know when they are nearby! Finally, I can get the school run out of the way without having to worry about missing my delivery.
Thank you, Argos for making my busy schedule a little less hectic
we get it, you're on holiday in norway
>they actually posted them
Can I ask grils at work to do this lads?
It's funny how with all the racist banter going around in Brit, there are still non whites browsing these threads.
Goes to show how white liberals are more offended than actual minorities
How do people like him exist in england? Do people not just banter like I picture it happening. Can't picture him walking in any pub without getting made fun of
like sending infants to a big school that has a large catchment then when they turn 12/13 sending them to a small cosy school in the local area
it would be immensely damaging to their development but you never know
just some shit stella for now, got some nicer beer and stuff though for later
I use feet and inches because I was taught by parents/randparents and teachers were still getting used to the switch. it was only the 90s too
Literally don't know how anyone learns metric
The same way tumblr exists. They spend their entire lives in one big middle class extreme left hugbox starting with their parents, then school, then friends, right through to manchildhood.