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>i am unfortunately of indian decent, and what you may refer to rudely as a 'paki'
edition
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crayon pop
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Charli XCX
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>>53632370
now
i've nearly finished my first bottle
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haxball tiem

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2a66732a2efad840ae596ad07dc7b2545ed1f88c8c50378f1eb80ef8613df44e5&pass=1


pw: wageslave

(on account of my not playing for a while)
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Kyary
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Pierce Brosnan looks like Gerry Adams now desu
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nth for Gnomes
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reminder that pakis are not welcome on /brit/
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2 gram joint
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>>53632442
8-9pm
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>>53632409

>inb4 mental problems
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>>53632472
Kill yourself
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Azusa
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>>53632342
paki slags edition
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>>53632445
handsome as fuck desu.

i would love to be recently divorced and look like him at that age and just fuck milfs and younger slags
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>2 gram joint
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>>53632506
>>53632494
lonely men
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>>53632472
degens out
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>>53632442
see >>53632428
>>53632472
wew
is this yours
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bW4bRcEVEk

what do you reckon would happen if a palace guard shot a tourist
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>>53632472
>t. someone who sniffed glue but didn't grow up
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>>53632445
What the fug
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>>53632472
if i gave that a puff i'd have a panic attack
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muslims out
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germans killed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvtXuO5GzU [Embed]
to bring this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKu6Y7FtgF4 [Embed]
into their country

what the fuck lads?
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>>53632472
why not just make 2 joints and pass them?
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>>53632558
>>53632484
going to begin in half an hour then
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>>53632543
Not me I live with my gf
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>Northerners
>Human
>The North
>Not third world

https://www.rt.com/uk/328955-northerners-more-violent-southerners/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12097094/Northerners-more-likely-to-become-victims-of-violent-crime-than-Southerners-says-report.html

http://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/local-news/northerners-much-more-likely-to-be-injured-in-violent-attacks-1-7673600
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>>53632552
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>>53632472
>2 gram joint
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>>53632569
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-35312324
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>>53632637
cornwall
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>why yes as amatter of fact my fine sir I do not participate in such foul activites such as taking illegal narcotics, they are wickled poisons I shall not tain my bhody with thine swine juic

>>53632558
Yes

.>>53632562
t. Friendless stuck up loser

>>53632603
Because I have too much weed.

>>53632572
Nah lad it's nice and relaxing, good indice it just makes you uplifted and creative. great strain

>>53632623
Fairplay but you're still a stuck up wanker
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>>53632614
what hav u got lined up
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>>53632560
Honestly 3rd world country tier

bunch of armed men guarding a "King and Queen" that do literally nothing

Couldn't give a fuck less if the whole royal family gets killed desu. I dont want them to die, but wouldn't care if they did
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moz
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>>53632560
What is the point of pointing your rifle at tourists but holding it at the hip?
If he'd decided to shoot whoever was on the fence like that he likely would have hit someone else.
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>>53632342
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
Future of Brit in your hands
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
Future of Brit in your hands
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
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>>53632676
We don't have a king.
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>>53632674
odd bottle of beer and 3/4 of a bottle of wine
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>>53632637
Both are terrible things to do. Smoking weed is for cretins
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>>53632664
are you smoking that to yourself or with the lads
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>>53632664
>t. Friendless stuck up loser

someones triggered
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>>53632342
>Paki
>Indian

A different shade of sub human
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>>53632705
Would have hit another Yank tourist though, so no loss.
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>>53632707
>http://strawpoll.me/6545263
I really wanted to pick anime posters and fedora posters.
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Get a room, you two.
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>>53632740
Gave my bro a puff before he went bmxing, the rest is for me.

>>53632743
Mate you got tiggered by someone posting a picture, fucking sit down you clown
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>>53632472
>smoking it straight
Fuck off, yank. Cut it with tobacco
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>>53632628
>The North
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>>53632732
most excellent, drinks befitting of virtus

i on the other hand unironically have sake
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>>53632664
>creative

Most weed smokers just sit around going DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>53632705
he's just fucking scaring the cunt you brainless twat
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>>53632676
You're that British guy living in America just trying to make the yanks look bad.
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i thought those guards didnt have live ammo in those weapons. can't believe the UK would allow any type of thing like that in their country

is it true they'd confiscate a baseball bat from me?
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what is deludemo?

what happened to kentqt?
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>>53632762
But they weren't speaking english?
Not even Appalachian english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03iwAY4KlIU
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>>53632707
>The British
>0 votes
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>>53632842
Have no tobacco lad.

>>53632853
I do loads of graffiti when I'm high and not on buildings I do it on legal walls.
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>i don't engage in immoral drug use, besides, i am already crazy enough as it is!
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am horny lads
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>>53632842
bit gay
i only put baccy in to preserve my weed but if i had unlimited weed i wouldn't before
inb4 urban myth of 'it doesn't burn properly'
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>>53632913
>graffiti
>brother rides bmx

Are you fucking 14 or something mate?
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>>53632932
cornwall
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did a run
went for 5 minutes
threw up and passed out on the floor for 25
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>>53632882
They would fine you £5 and tell you to drop it off in one of the bins at the police station.
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>>53632947
20 lad I just do graffiti because I've been doing it since I was 10 and I'm really good at it.

Where I live is a fucking absolute shitehole with nothing to do at all.
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WE WUZZZZZZZZZ BRITS
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I don't need drugs. I'm high on life.
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>>53632974
Why? Are you fat?
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r8 my waifu please boys
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>>53632842
I prefer to use a knife
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>>53633015
Fat bloke / 10
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>>53632913
>I do loads of graffiti

haha fucking wow let me guess you're on benefits and live on a council estate?
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>>53632974
I went for a 25 minute run yesterday.

although as a yank I suppose you did well.
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>>53633015
tranny
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>>53632676
The queen is the head of the commonwealth, and the royal family generate a great deal of money through tourism. Of course they will be gaurded, and they are important. Sure, we could live without them, but their benefits outweigh the negatives, people like them, and it's a historical and cultural tradition.

There's literally no reason to hate them other than being a fucking edgy autistic child.
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>>53633032
>>53633015
Can you please tell me >>53632894

I missed what this was
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>Weed smokers think they are totally going to bring down 'the man'
That's right, you're going to bring about revolutionary change by inhaling a drug that makes you passive and docile. Congratulations. I'm sure the elite are terrified of you.
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Did a painting lads
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>>53633040
well he lives in northern ireland which is basically one big council estate of bennie scroungers
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sick of everything recently
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delivering a package
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>>53633002
>The original people of Russia
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>>53633091
Cheer up, lad.
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>>53633087
Rorke
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>>53633040
I like the adrenaline rush jumping into a train station and sneaking about

>>53633072
Conjecture. That paranoid era of weed is well over.
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>>53633087
Carswell's jaw is spot on
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>>53632472
BRUV
CHRONIC
AHA
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>>53632850
last time i had sake it was for the withnail and i drinking game and was bad times
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>>53633002
God damn niggers are stupid.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdXV_yVuPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TURr4jvBqN8

good videos
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>>53633014
yes
>>53633053
I could do a 7:30 mile 2 years ago, but I've been sedentary for all that time.
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saw this on Facebook today lads, had like 500,000 likes or something crazy.

there's hope yet
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comfy friday night drinking tunes lads??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
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Think this needs posting desu
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>>53633002
More like Nigguh slaves from Ottomans
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How many countries have liberals claimed at blacks were the original people of? They must be running out.

So according to liberals, white people just...fell out of the sky one day or something?
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>>53633172
Get into cycling instead mate, it's actually enjoyable.
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clients end
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>>53633176
>500,000 likes
from disgusting male pigs no doubt
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>>53633176
needs more jpeg
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>>53633089
Stop being tsundere senpai
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>>53632592
jesus christ

that's horrible

does anyone know what happened to her? confirmed rape or did she get away?
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Don't feel like cooking tonight, should I have Subway or pizza?
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>>53633183
stop spamming this shit song
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>>53633176
>braud
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>>53632676
it's a serving soldier guarding the home of the head of state of the UK, Canada, Australia, NZ and some less relevant places hah
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>>53633176
This only works if your chad desu
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>>53633214
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>>53633176
That's true, however we live in a time when two people need full time jobs to even afford a basic starter home (this is by design of course)
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>>53633193
Cry me a river Pakiboy
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yank on tour here, why is british food so shit? why is public transport so shit? why is the weather so shit? why are londoners so shit?(much nicer people up north, guess the poortherners were right)

also got mugged in london and the police didn't do jack, what is wrong with this nanny state?
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>>53633193
pleb
>>53633228
no lmao
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>they are hiring a literal graduate babby at work

fucks sake

if they are a arrogant cunt I am going to lose my nut
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>>53633193
Alri lad you on the soup tonight?
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lads how do i move to NYC easily

pls respon
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>>53633176
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>>53633270
Lose it anyway lad
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>>53633249
ask cornwall he has mastered the art
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>>53632592
Fuck me that's awful. Did anyone do anything to help her?
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>>53633298
fuck off kev
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>>53633298
Marry a yank and get a green card that's my plan
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>>53633157
>for the withnail
dont get it

anyway silly babbit its not very strong at all
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>>53633270
>new starter comes in
>he's come in a literal turban
>he already asked people to stop putting pork in the fridge / microwave
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>>53633270
>a arrogant
typical drop out
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>>53633298
>fly to Mexico
>walk to America
>go to nyc
>have a baby
>get citizenship
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>>53633196
Oh no lad, according to niggers whites were created as a slave race by the ancient black creator of civilisation Yakub to serve the black race.
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>>53633367
>turban
>stop putting pork
Are Sikhs like that too? I suspect memery
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35304528
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having pasty casty with dolmino sows
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>>53633349
silly its a drinking game with the film http://www.withnail-links.com/drinking.htm we did sake for things we didnt have
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been making halal dishes but then adding pork into them right in front of my muzzie housemate
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>>53633298
Why would you want to live there?
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I wish I had a handsome Cornish accent

Almost makes me want to cry knowing I don't
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>>53633413
reminder that the rorkes on /brit/ think muslims wear turbans

LPT: if they're wearing a turban they're bro-tier
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>>53633373
didn't even go to begin with mate

I'm going to be even more pissed of because the guy he is replacing is a top lad
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>>53632442
ADIDAS
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>>53633413
No idea, I asked him where he gets his table clothe from though, nigga was on point in that department.
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>>53633345
same mate
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>>53633455
re

FOnt
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OK i thought i know where were going here , and yup i was right , id barely laid down when a bright blue condom was being thust onto my limp dick , im in no way bragging here but there is quite a big difference between my limp dick and my fully erect one , so she started with the BJ ,, on my limp condom covered member , i dont know about you guys but i dont find that in any way a bit fookin sexy , in time i rose to the occasion ,,, nearly ,,, as there was a distinct lack of blood reaching the top half of my cock , sort of looked like a smurf being strangled , didnt help that the condom wasn't fully unrolled , so i did the gentlemanly thing and sorted it out , no sooner had i released the flow of blood than she whipped her arse round and impaled herself cowgirl style on me and bounced up and down like the clappers , gotta say that looked good , a bit like an electric blue Apollo 13 re entering the earths atmosphere after a long flight .

Ok so that was kind of working , until she got bored and un docked , back to a covered blowie and frantic wanking , i did mention that she advertised OWO , er no that's not happening as you can catch things ,, WELL DON'T FOOKIN ADVERTISE IT THEN !!!!
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>>53633492
What do you do?
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>>53633493
>suspenders

wew
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>>53633486
Chill out Ganesh. No once cares about Indians
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How does it feel knowing a girl has probably masturbated to you before?
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>>53633413
This. Sikhs are bro-tier but they just smell bad. Muzzies wear those little hats rather than a turban.
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Pointing out what migrants do is racist. White people do it too
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>>53633560
not real
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>>53633431
>THE JANNER
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>>53633546
web developer

the guy being replaced is a tester amongst a variety of other things. Top lad desu
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>>53633560
i want to believe
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so morbidly tired sort of feel in a Drunk State already how queer

>>53633548
beat me to it oh deary day
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>>53633498
>nigga

Please don't do that
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>>53633506
meanie
>>53633493
wew
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg
lads i asked for comfy friday drinking tunes and you haven't complied
sort it out
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>>53633479
it's cool
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>>53633109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2LxmESkV0Q
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lads i was gassed at the mobo awards
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>posting on 4chan
>hasn't been to japan

explain yourself
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same
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>>53633684
why?
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Meine Ehre heißt Treue
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>>53633493
want to hump her
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>>53633684
well obv you hadn't won a mobo before aha lol x
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Rate my gf lads
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jacks status: B T F O
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>Gold up 16% today
>http://www.investing.com/commodities/real-time-futures

Wish I could have been bothered to invest
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>>53633431
Stunning work from the BBC as usual.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35296993
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35311422
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35326324
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the etizolam's arrived in the post
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>>53633747
eyes are skewiff to the third degree
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>>53633778
Give us a few lad
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>>53633486
FOS
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>>53633298

get a good job with a multinational insurance company that will sponsor you to transfer there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo
THERE'S A WHOLE HEAP A GYALDEM RUNNING MAN DOWN TRUE STORIES
YOU CAN'T INTRODUCE RIDDIM LIKE ME
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sikhs fucking stink
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WHO PUT METAPHORS IN THIS GRIME SHIT?!?
MAN LIKE SHARKY AND I DID
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>>53633778
Bew cazreful with them lad don't want you sufferinf from benzo addiction take care x
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BOOKED MY TICKETS TO SLAGALUF LADS!!!
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ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaady

ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) Op

(ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ Op

(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 Op
〜( ̄△ ̄〜) Op

(゚∀゚) Oppa Gangnam Style!
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haha lads, ordered delivery. the driver said I look like justin beiber. i said "well there goes your tip" she said "i wasn't being mean, i think he's cute" i just smiled and said i guess i'll let you off then.

would it be creepy to message the phone she called me on for the delivery? i dont know what to say but she was quite cute and i feel like im missing a chance.
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http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jan/15/netflix-to-stop-australians-accessing-us-content-library-with-proxies-and-vpns?CMP=soc_567

how about they stop been yank bias cunts and let everyone have access to everything
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>i get addicted
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>>53633923
mate..
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http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~28db0d80f9e8d47f849d1449e5d6336e6ed33d9990df8771f9c3e504ceeb25567&pass=1

password anime
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>>53633910
shagmuff*
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>>53633772

was going to buy some 1 ounce kruggerands 10 years ago, they were £340 then. Now around 800.
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>>53633882
ok lad, i've been taking them on and off for 3 years and never had any noticeable withdrawals
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banter gran https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crQ4llWDl0Q
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>>53633989
>>>/REDDIT/

REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
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>>53633960
what? i could tell she was into me, i'm not an autist.
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Oneitis turned out to be a bit of a cunt lads.

Going to drop her.
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>>53634036
You sure convinced me
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>>53632761
One of them poos in the loo.
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I SOLD SO MANY SO MANY DRUGS

BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE 2BELOVED
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Lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQziCltWo&
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>>53634040
differing cultural expectations
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>>53634036
why are you asking for help if you're so sure?
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>>53634021
Fuck off Yank
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>>53634115
no, no, no. that couldn't possibly be it. must be some complex reason that we'll never understand desu
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>>53634103
not keen on females generally
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>>53634036
>didn't recognise she was joking and you went on the defensive
>"i'm not an autist"
>>
https://youtu.be/wNoareaNZus?t=1m10s
>>
foy
>>
>>53634174
This is awful, I hate drum and bass
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ

>Asian compassion
>>
>>53634036
>even pretending to be offended by being told you look like justin bieber

he's wanted by most girls in the world. why do people pretend like it'd be awful to be compared to his looks?
>>
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
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>I hate things
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>>53633973
top lad moderation is the key
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>>53634232
White people are the only race that have empathy when it comes to animals
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Jun desu lads
>>
biget
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>>53632342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzok3LsOtR4
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>biget
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>I like things
>>
>Flatmate is in his room tripping on weed and acid

Wut do lads
>>
>>53634230
so do i normally, that tune is an exception though, them vocals and reese bassline
>>
Englands my favourite country and im not even english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqtaoz4QFX8
>>
>>53634354
>tripping on weed
>>
>>53634354
Shag him.
>>
Made a lisicki thread on /tv/ again lads
>>
catch me if you can cuz i'm the england man
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
>>
>>53634354

Make him overdose then steal his shit
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>>53634329
>(racist)

:/

also does that lad starts going out with Shaun's mum doesn't he?
>>
>>53634334
god damn british men are ugly in most instances.

It seems like there is a group of just incredibly attractive brits, then the rest that look like this.

Can't wait to pull when I'm in england
>>
Put my cv on cvlibrary and this fucking recruitment agency has been calling me daily, all they do is "graduate sales roles". Can't stand sales. I don't answer and they still leave voicemails every time.
>>
>>53634370
Fuck off back home Raj
>>
>>53634370
VERA
WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU
>>
proper tearjerker desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNuNY0qaO4
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>>53634372
You know what I meant m8
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>>53634370
Rasheed
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Good evening, lads! :)
I'm really looking forward to the brand new Argos catalogue that's launching nationwide tomorrow. With thousands of great deals and reductions on top name brands, I know I'll be able to find some great new year treats for me and my family.

How about you?
>>
watching Mastermind lads

some bint got 3 (three) points for her specialist subject
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>>53634401
>>53634425
I'm Scottish
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>>53634124
she was into me for sure, but that's probably a work phone, might not be appropriate. fuck it. i just messaged her saying "thanks for the compliment, but I have to change my look now ;)"

nothing to lose.
>>
>>
shil
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>>53634433
Pathetic viral market attempt. Fuck off. I can't believe someone gets paid for this shit
>>
>>53634433
Argos is a fucking lifesaver. Internet shopping is great and all but you have to wait for delivery.

When you need something at short notice and claimed the same day, Argos is amazing.
>>
>>53634392
>overdosing on weed or lsd
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>>53634168
of course i did you mong, i was smiling when i said there goes your tip, and she laughed.
>>
>>53634462
me with the hair
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>>53634354
mixing weed and acid can make you prang out quite badly, make sure he's okay mate
>>
https://www.youtube.com/user/hannahgirasol/videos?flow=grid&view=0&sort=p
>Modern British women
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>>53634456
>I have to change my look from a guy that millions of women think is incredibly attractive

haha yeah fuck bieber man!!!
>>
trolling
>>
Why do British men all look the same? It's as if they've been stripped so bare of any culture that they just imitate each over. They are told what to wear and they do it
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>>53634446
get out the country m8

i'm not even a nationalist but anyone praising england should be publicly executed
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reminder if you're a gril on /brit/ pls post legs
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>>53634354

leave him alone
>>
>>53634509

>being this reckless in life
>>
>>53634509
not a physical 'overdose' but you can definitely over dose and have an absolutely horrendous time
>>
just occurred to me that england is the white man of the UK and scotland and wales are the pakis

think about it

england as a country isnt allowed to celebrate its culture, history, etc because its the most successful and we have to appease the minorities to make them feel better about themselves. theres nothing wrong with scottish or welsh nationalism because they are the minority pakis while england dominates the UK in the same way that the white man dominated the world and is now cucked into making minorities feel like they are included.
>>
>>53634570
Rasheed
>>
>>53634433
i love it when people that obviously don't frequent this site pretend that they are one of the lads for shilling purposes
>>
>>53634568
i am the only interesting person i know

british people nowdays are just clones of each other
>>
>>53634568
>Why do British men all look the same?
do we?
>>
Which one of you posted kev on /tv/
>>
Here is a list of my trips and doses

27th oct 2014 (150ug LSZ)
30th oct (225ug LSZ)
7th nov (150ug LSZ)
14th nov (300ug AL-LAD)
22nd nov (300ug LSZ+150ug AL-LAD)
29th nov (300ug LSZ)
11th dec (375ug LAD)
25th dec (450ug LAD)

1st jan 2015 (450ug LAD)
10th jan (450ug LAD)
17th jan (600ug LAD)
31st jan (825ug LAD)
8th feb (250ug LSD)
14th feb (200ug 1P-LSD)
28th feb (1200ug LAD)
14th march (500ug 1P-LSD)
21st march (400ug LSD)
28th march (400ug LSD)
3rd April (300ug LAD)
10th April (500ug LAD)
2nd may (400ug LSD)
10th september (3.5g cubensis)
21st september (3.5g cubensis)
9th october (3.5g cubensis)
25th December (300ug LAD)
>>
>>53634577
trap legs look exactly the same
>>
Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g6-1pqBxrw
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>>53634660
Good LAD
>>
>>53634433
What about international options? I'm really interested in purchasing some high quality Argos products. Thanks!
>>
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>>53634658
kev himself
>>
*bullies you*
>>
>>53634377
>>53634658
>>
>>53634660
>1200ug LAD
wew
>>
>>53634685
post choons here
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
>>
>>53634660
Take 7 grams of shrooms in a dark room with everything turned off with your eyes closed lying on the bed.
>>
>>53634433
Howling at this gimmick

Have a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVHPcWZn208
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>>53634537
mate... i know he's attractive you utter mong. i'm fishing. if i had just said "haha yeah that was the look i was going for, thanks", then what? this way leaves it open for more compliments and banter.
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I eat far too much lads. My meal portions are normal but I'll have toast and jam and whatever between meals.
>>
>>>/tv/64918163
>>>/tv/64918163
>>>/tv/64918163
>>>/tv/64918163
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when will this edit be ready when when when eh
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>>53634669
I can discern trap from fem la
>>
Best ever /brit/ meme? Would give it to lisicki but you guys didnt make the walking man meme
>>
>>53634433

I literally had to do this before (obviously not on 4chan), and we could track the revenue. We made a fucking killing.
>>
>going to avicii
his dad would be very disappointed
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>>53634819
lmao
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Tell me, do you fjord?

You will!
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>>53634577
>>
>>53634433
At only £3.95, not only can I get SAME DAY delivery, but at a choice of delivery slots so I don't have to wait around the house all day. I also get a text message to let me know when they are nearby! Finally, I can get the school run out of the way without having to worry about missing my delivery.
Thank you, Argos for making my busy schedule a little less hectic
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>>53634861
>>>/plg/
>>
>>53634937
>Owning a Mac
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>>53634936
we get it, you're on holiday in norway

stop
>>
>>53634883
Realised that it's too ambitious to complete this evening. As soon as I start drinking I shan't be able to continue working on it.

I'll do something more half-arsed a bit later.
>>
>tfw no willy currently lodged up my arse
>>
>>53634902
Rasheed and rorke posting
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>>53634937
Rasheeda
>>
>>53634937
nice paki feet
>>
ow' big yer willie lads?
>>
>>53634976
best laptop i've ever owned lad
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>>53634937
>they actually posted them

Can I ask grils at work to do this lads?
>>
>>53634937
fuck off paki
>>
CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rIP3mZuLYY
>>
>>53634994
not good enough

be better
>>
>>53635044
6 inches desu
>>
>>53634937
It's funny how with all the racist banter going around in Brit, there are still non whites browsing these threads.
Goes to show how white liberals are more offended than actual minorities
>>
>>53635044
5
>>
the nicest people I have ever met have always been those who don't have any tertiary education

Unis have a lot to answer for
>>
>>53634982
Hey, don't be like that, laddie.
>>
>>53635044
about six inches erect

less than one flaccid
>>
L A D S
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
>>
she just text me back from another number saying "dont change ur look ;) im kate btw"

HAHA FUCK YOU
>>
>>53635049
Must have been the only one you've owned then. I had one and it was shite
>>
>>53632857
my girlfriend just sent him that, lads. what do you think?
>>
>>53635108
>MFW Minority
>MFW shitpost about other minorities
>MFW nobody can tell
>MFW no face
>>
>>53635139
She's probably laughing about you with her boyfriend
>>
>>53635108
In all honesty those aren't mine

they belong to one of the girls who post in /cum/
>>
Are you a willy?
>>
>>53634937

Fuck off paki.
>>
>>53632857
Cornwall has gone all out in that pic I see
>>
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>>53635193
delet this
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>>53635114
>less than one flaccid
>>
>>53634937
This is a guy btw.
>>
Which social class do you belong to /brit/?
http://strawpoll.me/3287256

http://strawpoll.me/3287256

http://strawpoll.me/3287256

http://strawpoll.me/3287256
>>
got 2 (TWO) galaxy bars and not a single galaxy caramel

Mummy is going to hear about this!
>>
>>53635264
I'm a grower not a shower
>>
>>53635181
What are you and who do you make fun of?
>>
>>53635049
>spending a grand to just browse the web because macs can't do anything else
>>
>>53635193
>Projecting

yeah, nah, that shit doesn't happen to attractive people.
>>
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>>53635243
i really want to understand UK regional humor tbqh. is cornwall skanks?
>>
>>53635181
Paki?
>>
>>53635359
That's Swansea town centre. Outside topman. I recognise that piece of shit place anywhere
>>
>>53634875
Good post
>>
>>53635392
Cornwall is a poster on here. He's a sissy who shaves his legs and has a one inch smooth willy
>>
>>53635359
isn't that miles from deep space 9?
>>
having an sip
>>
i wonder what would happen if you turned all primary schools in secondary and vice versa
>>
>>53635342
>>53635399
That ruins the fun, you'll never know what I am and what/who 'm shitposting about. I'm not a fucking Paki though.
>>
>>53635485
wtf?
>>
>>53635427
Oh okay thanks
>>
>>53635496
Tell us where your from you paki
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>>53635481
same innit
>>
>>53635228
Does that British poster who has a cult of personality still post in /cum/stain?
>>
>>53635543
u doing beers or summat more fancy
>>
>>53635359
>>53635414
>>53635452
How do people like him exist in england? Do people not just banter like I picture it happening. Can't picture him walking in any pub without getting made fun of
>>
>>53635485
very noncey this one
>>53635496
>your
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>>53635526
like sending infants to a big school that has a large catchment then when they turn 12/13 sending them to a small cosy school in the local area


it would be immensely damaging to their development but you never know
>>
>>53635600
how
what do you think I said
you have child buggery on the brain, boy.
seek help
>>
why do brits intentionally do the exact opposite of americans?

>drive on right hand side
>meter not foot
>celcius not farenheight

it's like your just trying to be asses about it...
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>>53635570
just some shit stella for now, got some nicer beer and stuff though for later
>>
really ceebs with washing up tonight just going to dump the cunt in the sink bollocks to it
>>
>>53635568
he doesn't have a cult of personality, its just him and about two other autists who use an irc to try to troll /cum/ from time to time

its pathetic really
>>
>>53635658
poor attempt at memeing m8

surely you can do better than that
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>>53635602
Ah, I see. I dunno. I can't even remember starting primary school. Not sure if I care much more when you're only about 4
>>
>>53635576
He probably doesn't go to pubs. Guaranteed he spends his time in the Uplands where all the other fags and trannies hang out
>>
>>53635658
>meter
>asses
>farenheight
FOY FOY FOY
>your
fuck off mong
>>
>>53635679
>stella
>ever

oh dear me
>>
>>53635658
foy
>>
>>53635658
I use feet and inches because I was taught by parents/randparents and teachers were still getting used to the switch. it was only the 90s too

Literally don't know how anyone learns metric
>>
>>53635576
The same way tumblr exists. They spend their entire lives in one big middle class extreme left hugbox starting with their parents, then school, then friends, right through to manchildhood.
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>>53635680
bollocks to your mum
>>
>>53635711
oh and to top the whole thing off: you call yourselves "great"

thats probably the most arogant thing ive ever seen. u literally lost the war, how great can you be LOL.

just leave
>>
Unironically Anglo-Indian desu
ama
>>
i was literally the first person to ever post "foy" in response to a yank AMA
>>
>>53635414
>>53635359
fucking idiot that is definitely not swansea town centre
it is infact BIRMINGHAM town centre during the german market
t. top brummie lad
>>
http://instasync.com/r/westmidslad
>>
>>53635730
it doesnt matter if you remember it. what matters is the effect it has/had

wish i could simulate a world to try things out
>>
>>53635822
>ama
bud bud ding?
>>
Going to Ikea tomorrow for a desk chair and a new blind for my room

anything else I should get?
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>>53635754
stella 4 even, not good like
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>>53635822
Are you high caste?
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>>53635888
A girlfriend
A sense of purpose
Some meatballs
>>
>>53635888
some of those ginger thins
yum
>>
May I have an apology for the insult btw?
>>
>>53635696
Well if you see him again tell him that /brit/ thinks he's a smelly bastard.
>>
NEW
>>53635954


>>53635954


>>53635954


>>53635954
>>
desoo :3
>>
>>53635938
What insult?
>>
>>53635807
Are you copying these from reddit? It's their sort of weird adults saying kiddie jokes with a smirk sort of humour.
>>
>>53636072
yes actually. they're all from reddit's jokes board. good eye
>>
>>53634509
While you cant overdose on lsd, getting so out of touch with reality can have it's consequences. Dont play with your minds too much kids.
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