Why are European cars tiny?

>>53632073
because our penis is big

>>53632073
I hope you aren't compensating for anything

>>53632106
Liar.

>>53632073
Petrol is expensive, like 3x.
Also we don't have enough parking places.

>>53632073
We can fit inside of them

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>>53632106
>>53632167

>eurocucks are this insecure
>"i won't buy this big car because people will think my penis is small"

Top kek.

>>53632073
Benises not small enough for oversized cars

>>53632073
Because we fit in tiny cars, unlike american.

Giant cars for giant people I guess

>>53632073
That man must have one of the tiniest micropenises on record

>>53632073
but what's the purpose of having big cars?

>>53632243
Why would you want to buy a car that immediately identifies you as an obnoxious douche bag?

because we are not fat

>>53632435
>caring about what other people think about you
Are you sure you're American?

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because Europe is cramped and old, no room on the roads for big trucks

driving is fucking gay anyways

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SUVs and oversized pickups are the automotive equivalent of obesity

>Huge amount of extra weight dragged around
>Only other owners think they look good/appealing, normal people laugh at them
>Poor construction and structural problems
>Top-heavy and prone to tipping over
>More fuel needed to haul deadweight, inefficient with fuel
>Have to waste loads on fuel
>Owners are often dumb, ignorant and trashy yokels and niggers

Smartcars/soups: Skniny
Luxury car: Zyzzmode
Economy sedan: Skinnyfat
Sports car: Atheletic body
Musclecar: Bodybuilder

>>53632073
which do you want to live with fat American eating tons of food and occupy large area of house or slim Europeans?

>>53632390
For some people that live in the country side big trucks are necessary. Use it to throw equipment in the back and take it anywhere since it has 4 wheel drive. It also allows you to tow a trailer for cattle or equipment.

For people that don't live in the countryside its completely useless. In the South you will see insecure men with small penises driving trucks similar to these. They typically peel out at stop lights trying to impress total strangers in traffic in order to feel some sense of self-worth.

>>53632390
4th-wave marketing targetted "suburban cowboys" in the 90's with SUVs when gas was cheap

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>u mirrin my huge waggon, mate?

What the sexy robot said

>>53632390
They are work trucks. Built for work and not personal car.

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>>53632582
I want to live with you tbqh

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>>53632652
>when gas was cheap
>past tense

>>53632622
Yeah, rural people do need these for work. But suburban wannabes are morons for it. I knew this one fat degenerate I had as a neighbor who got a huge SUV, then would always complain and cry about gas prices and having to fill it up. Their house was foreclosed many years later, if you're so bad with finances that you buy an SUV, it's telling of other financial shortcomings

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So, does this guy have a big dick?

>>53632073
How many mexicans can you fit in that bed?

>>53632939
Yes

I can be confident because 4chan has enabled me to hone my cock-psychic abilities

>>53632841
I grew up working on my grandpas cattle ranch doing fencing work and the like every summer. I loved trucks because of this. But then for some reason halfway through high school big lifted trucks and truck nuts got popular. And it was always with people who never needed one just people whose parents were rich and had money to throw away. Easiest way to spot a douche bag. They literally want them only for attention for being obnoxious. There's literally no benefit for them other than that if you don't use them on the job. High gas usage, impossible to park in close spaces, big turning radius etc. They are far small-dick douche bags.

>>53632073
because we don't have small penis issues

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>>53632390
Car taste.

>>53632243

stop right there brazil you people drive VW polos and minis and other gay shit too

>>53632106
>13cm

>>53632390
A commonly cited reason for the elderly and suburban moms is that they're safer, which, outside of rolling over (pretty sure this isn't as common as it once was), is sound, low-level logic.
They don't really care that they are more likely to kill someone else, but that's not the concern.

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>>53632243
>be 18
>scrap together a little money
>buy some shitty 90s bmw with a million miles
>WOW ANON SMALL DICK MUCH

everyone here is fucking obsessed with penises
let me off this shitty continent

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>>53632073
American lifted trucks are fucking retarded. Try to learn something from Iceland.

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Do Americans even go off road? Note: "muh mud bogging moffoka" is not off roading.

>>53634981
>trees in iceland

Cut those down, Elves could be hiding behind them watching you fap in your room

>>53632939
He's definitely got big balls.

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>>53635126
Nope, no off-roading in America, none at all

>>53634981
We have these as well. Are you fucking retarded?

>>53632073

To match their dicks

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Not gonna stop posting until an American admits Iceland is superior.

>>53632188
>>53633339
NAMEFAG
FILTERED
FU NAMEFAG

>>53632073
They don't have yards or outdoor area so there is nothing to haul with a truck

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>>53635358
didn't think Icelanders were allowed to off-road, due to fears of disturbing the elves

>>53632073
Because their cities were designed around people riding horses and pulling hand carts

>>53632073
Because euros have no choice but to buy a little car, we can buy anything we want

>>53632390
Roomy
Safer
More options

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>>53635670
>more money spent on gasoline
>difficult to move around narrow roads.

I stick with my panda.

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HURNK HUUUUUUUURRRRNK

>>53632073
ITT: fat american cunts who can't fit into normal cars

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>European cars are small they said

>>53635840
cute :3

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This triggers americans

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>>53635670
>Roomy

>>53632551
t. public transport 3ds gamer

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HUURRRRNK HUUUUURNK
>>53635982
Normal cars are cheap, just get both
>>53635998
20k a year to maintain, worth less than that in 5 years lol

>>53632952
Four without heads, three with heads

>>53636110
A 2000 Audi TT is still more expensive than a 2015 Camaro here.

>>53632106
honestly this argument is so retarded and used to supress peoples honest interest in cool things like trucks or guns

some people just have fun with big trucks you know, it's that simple

>>53636037
dude must be 3 legged

>>53635840
Americans have more disposable income
Also we have very few narrow roads here

>>53636037
Is that the one made on the Isle of Man?

>>53632073
Comfy cities built for people, not cars

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Around here we use our own modifications of Japanese cars, since both American and European cars tend to be shitty with few exceptions

>>53636213
Then it shows how shit american cars are. I found many audi a4 2004 for $6000aud or something.

>>53635288
BRAH ROCK CRAWLING BREH DO YOU EVEN INTO ARTICULATION BREH

>>53636416
What do ice people think about the WV Amarok?

>>53636213
Not here.
German cars don't hold their value. The only people that want them are housewives that sell them within a few years at a huge loss, entry level businessmen that make the mistake of buying german once and only once before they buy a Maxima, and poor entry level drug dealers that buy them used with every dash light on, shot suspension, and bent valves.
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5394524509.html

>>53636416
That's very clever, my icefucking friend.

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>>53636416


jap car = best car

>>53635321
Have what? Jeepsters?

>>53636488
Man I'm so jealous. The price of this car is less than what I paid on my VW Gol 2014 shitbox.

>>53636685
>VW Golf
Bosnian diaspora detected

>>53632073
You would need truck drivers license for that I think and it's really expensive like +3000€. Gas is also expensive 1.3€/l atm.

>>53636799
A Golf is the price of a Volvo. I'm talking "Gol"

>>53636595
>bolivia buying chilean cars

>>53636464
Have only seen one ever here. People would mock you for using a vw pickup
Just by looking at I think you would have to move the axles if you wanted anything larger than 35". 38" is often considered the minimum here

>>53636595
This map is false because in Sweden Volvo is the most popular car and in Finland Volkswagen.

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>>53636685
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5402708950.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/pts/5398202218.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/ctd/5383234517.html

Unfortunately these would be more expensive to fix or maintain than they're worth within a couple years.

>>53632564
>automotive obesity
Perfect

>>53637000
alright, I've just seen a few of it here
it's just foremen driving it on dirt roads though so it's not really off road

>>53637039
>Audi tt

Can you link Mercedes and bmw?

>>53637036

dude its not cars, its imports

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>>53637000
lol
You build "off road rigs" like we build mud trucks, then drive them around in the snow and act like it's better.

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Apperantly there are also people in Iceland building mountain limousines

>>53636464
I've never heard about it

>>53637096
Any specific models in mind?

>>53633676

I drive a Passat fug uu :DDD

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>>53637039
http://richmond.craigslist.org/ctd/5403860068.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/ctd/5404164996.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/ctd/5403406299.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/ctd/5403726937.html
http://richmond.craigslist.org/ctd/5402996928.html

MB seems to keep it's value ok.

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>>53636595
Just what the fuck is this map?

>>53632073

American cars need the extra suspension.

>>53636213

>camaro
>good

Seriously only rich stupid people buy Camaros here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbQtokoiRyQ

>>53636595

Map's bullshit. All the car we have are built here. If that doesn't count american cars aren't majority either. It should be German or Italian.

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Borrow your aunts mobility scooter and try to drive it around inside your house some time. That's what driving barges in European cities is like. The pre-car street layouts (hard to imagine for an American, I know) necessitate smaller cars, and in turn newly built infrastructure doesn't feature excessive dimensions either because building everything bigger for the 1% that drive stupid barges is a waste.

>>53637465
What edition is that Passat ffs?
1982?

>>53637096
http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/5401005575.html
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/cto/5392444057.html

>>53637317
>actually buying from a used car dealership
bad move tbqh, they probably got that c300 for <$10,000. There's a reason they call them stealerships, between markup and maintenance prices because a lot of shops won't do more than basic work (oil, brakes, tires) on any of those.

>>53637523

IMPORTS
IMPORTS
IMPORTS

the point was that we import so much japanase car that it shows on imports map, which i just made up but is probably true

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>>53637544
And before someone goes on about muh interior space, the Custom Cruiser only seats one more person than any other wagon, and for extra luggage there's this invention called a roof box.

>>53637627

1977. I have a '88 GTS.

>>53637678

Since the brand have factories here, only luxury cars are imports really.

Anyway, it should be at least Italian since Fiat is the leader of selling now.

>>53637634
Reasonable prices.

http://www.nettiauto.com/bmw/745/7670254

Here is almost same car 1 year newer for 23 900 € in Finland.

>>53638092
Here equivalent for the second one in Finland: http://www.nettiauto.com/bmw/745/7734439

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Japanese cars leave the rest in the dust

>>53638211
>The United States of Safety Bumpers

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>>53637823
>Fiat

>>53638092
23,900 € translates to $26091.63 USD
So either they lose more value here or that car lost $19791.93 worth of value in 1 year

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>>53632188
Reminder; what we now about Spanish anons penis size

>>53638385

If it makes you feel better the S10 is the leader of trucks here, ahead of the Hilux.

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>>53638152
>>53638385
And the one you posted is the diesel, which is even less desirable in the US

Not many people buy diesel cars here, just big turbodiesel trucks with enough torque to pull a house over.

>>53638481
s10's are alright little trucks but I prefer my Silverado tbqh. It's been good to me, never given me a real issue beyond needing a battery and being expensive to fuel in the summer.

>>53638450
wtf is that

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SWEDISH CARS

>>53638826
PITA

Small roads and gas is more expensive

>>53638826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=385JZu-fGRc

>>53638662
You weren't there for it?

>>53638385
>>53638632
Cars are +40-60% more expensive as new in Finland because car tax.

Car tax is between 12%-48%

>>53639137
nope
I guess it has to do with that autistic spanish anon that is obssesed with his penis size

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>>53638826
S A A B
A
A
B

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>>53637465
that passat is fuking turboed, mate

it doesn't count

a turbo camaro will destroy a vw turbo

>>53638826
looks nice, what model and what year?

Isn't it because of EU carbon emission regulations?

>>53639672
2001 9-3 Viggen

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>>53639029
Saab is historically gangsta as fuck.

>>53639853
My friend have 2001 9-3 aero

What is the problem with SAAB?

What's the problem ? Too fat ?

>>53635400
DUBS
CHECK THEM
WEW

>>53639306
It was a very big dick...

Only western europe, they consider big vehicles tacky/low class like you do when you see blacks with gold rims. Unless it's smallish and "efficient" and fits narrow euro streets, you'll see anything else rarely. Eastern europe has a lot of commie blocks, better internet infrastructure and more road space so you see a lot of SUVs here.

Having a big truck makes perfect sense for anyone living outside a city here in NA. Fuel is cheap here so no one gives a fuck.

Why does it frustrate you guys so much anyway? I personally drive a small Honda and would never get one but don't get truck hate

>>53632073
Because trucks are a sign of the working class. I would never buy a truck

>>53632939
Fuck that's a cool car

>>53636464
There shit

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Why American speed limits are so small?

>>53632228
Underrated

I never see any American cars here.

>>53637147
Go to work in that.
>MUUUUHHHH MUD BOGGING BRAH

>>53637187
They haven't done anything but that drawing. Nothing about tires size, engine, axels etc

>>53645160
Most states don't allow speed cameras, and I'm pretty sure our penalties aren't as strict as those in most European countries, but I could be wrong. You usually only get caught if you have a show-off vehicle, and you're exceeding the limit by at least 15 mph or so outside the flow of traffic. At least we got some sense and cut the national 55 mph limit shit.

>>53645516
Your penalties are probably somewhere in the middle in comparison. In Germany we can go 14 miles over and still only receive a ~$40 fine, in Norway or Sweden doing the same would probably cost you your weekly paycheck.

>>53632073
Good lord, that thing's fucking huge.

>>53632073
Probably because big cars aren't heavily subsidized as they are in the US.

>>53632390
Owning a truck means being everybody's best friend when they need to move furniture.

Easier to ship

>>53632725
God, I'd love one of those. Every time to go to work, all I can find detailed is half a space between two chucklefucks who parked 20° diagonal to the lines. I had to get out through the sunroof once and close it again by poking a coathanger through a cracked window.

>>53632073
>ford

What a waste

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>>53645924
>>53645516
>see cop car
>make as much sound as I can
>stop as soon as I get to 50

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>>53646049
Well yeah, it's basically a medium duty truck that some retard slapped an F-350 bed onto to make it completely unuseable. I wish I could say this isn't a common occurance, but honestly it's hard to find photos of properly utilized F-6/750s among all the brotruck chucklefucks.

>>53632564

I was on the design team for the new Mini. I regret leaving that job and moving to Finland to join Nokia.

>>53645160
The cameras don't even ticket you until you're going 12 over the limit. Cops don't care until your going 30+ over unless you're swerving or driving aggressively.

>>53639541
I had a '97 9000CSE, SAAB has one of the worst set of stock rims of any automotive company, goddamn.

>>53646568
Why would you leave a profitable car company for a floundering phone company?

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>mfw i saw some ameriboo get stuck in the mcd drive through with his huge pickup truck

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>>53638826
>SAAB
>not Volvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifx-BOOzkJk

>>53638826
Y O G U T T E N E

>>53648795
Quoted wrong >>53639029
Based car btw, my grandparents had a a 900.

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>>53648315
but your wrong
the super aero wheels are arguably the best wheels


also i like the wheels in mine
which is why i plasti dipped them instead of getting aftermarket wheels

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>>53649334
pic related is the super aero wheels
btw

>>53635840
Too many tarrifs for it to be worth getting a qt euro car, but nonetheless i love them

>>53636595
>Cucknada using glorious american SUV and pickups
>USA importing Chinkshit

How embarrassing

>>53636595
>cuba
>not american cars
this map is false

>>53632073
Amerifats always try to force anyone else to buy that shitty big(lol) cars without considering geographies and urban structures in their counties. Besides chinese no one else likes your bigger is better garbage, amerifats. Also thats one of the reasons why Xone has flopped all over the world except murika and brazil.

>Not driving superior Japanese cars

>>53632073
comfy af

>>53649799
Gracias, Mexico san.

>>53632106
Even if you've got a horse cock in your pants how can something that small be comfortable?
When I've used my sisters car I can barely fit inside and it always sucks to drive
The only thing it's good for is parking

I'd rather just a normal or sports car, not some transportation appliance

>>53632551
>driving is gay
Lmao have fun getting mummy to drive you around or standing at the bus stop playing video games

Unless you live downtown in Toronto idk how you can not drive, everything is so far away

>>53632564
Only suburban moms drive most SUVs

>>53649759
The tax-reduction policy for "ecological products" was obviously a national company protection which harmed free competition and fairness. USA was right about this issue.

>>53636595

>burkina faso prefers cars from ireland

>>53638632

S10's are nice. Specially 90's and 00's blazer with their 4.3L V6. Loud as fuck.

>>53632073
Dualies are hella awesome. I was driving one working today and slid into a ditch. One of the rear tires lost air when the tire got pushed off the wheel (no puncture) but I still drove it back because I still had one more tire.

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>>53632106
>Not having a big penis and a big car

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>2016
>not riding a motorbike like a real man

>>53638826

I see they're just like how they like their cocks.

>>53654878
>being so poor you can't afford a car
>wanting to be a squid