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Use this format
>Durkastan
>yemen
>green

starting at 5 players
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>>53630115
ok fuck that map we are using this one
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Shrimptopia
Red
Australia
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>>53630925
Death to the fasle crabs
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>>53630115
anyone else
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>>53630188

I was just about to host a thread, kek. I'll host one later I guess lads.
For now:
>Jungle Pygmy Khanate
>Dark Red
>Central Africa
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Greater Judea
Israel
Blue
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>>53631934
Your pigmies are no march for the shrimlings
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>>53630188
>UnitedStatesofBanterboyz (USB)
>USA
>Cyan
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>>53632046
>pigmies
>march
>shrimlings

And you think I'll take you seriously.
We are on other sides of the world man, we have no trouble. Simmer down.
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>>53632110
Green
Amazon jungle
Spider nation
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>>53632319
how do you get your name to appear on tripcodes?!
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>>53632425
top secret
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>>53632110
OP since we haven't started yet, can you start me off with 10 territories at the tip of North America? Thanks.
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>>53632555
at the southern tip, i mean! fkn ell
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starting soon
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Ready for Mupdate.
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>>53630188
Red
Mexican valley
Aztec Empire
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>>53632831
Red is taken
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>>53632709
Start already fucking hell
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>>53632831
Red and dark red are taken.
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>>53632831
>choosing a taken colour
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>>53630115
MUPDATE 1
north

>>53631996
NAP?
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>>53633009
advance southward
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>>53633009
Rolling for Australia
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>>53633009
Yeah get me in the fucking actual amazon forest now
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>>53633009
Conquer Mexico
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>>53633009
expand
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test
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>>53633169
still waiting on a response for that NAP
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>>53633009
Take the three large Ts south of me, the one large one to my east with lake Victoria in it, then use the rest of my roll to push northward toward Egypt.

Cheers OP.

Also, what do you say to an NAP? I'm aware you could very easily spread to Africa, but we need not fight right now.
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retest
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>>53633268
yes
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>>53633252
i dont know what a nap is
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>>53633119
>!5s8Davide.
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>>53633178
>>53633287
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>>53633009
MUPDATE 2

northeast
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>>53633368
non-aggression pact.
essentially you agree to not attack each other
>>53633382
pls i wanna be cool like you
>>53633402
just SOUTH my shit up famille
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>>53633402
expand east and west, defend if the southern niggers attack me
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>>53633402
Take the rest of Australia spill takes the islands to the north
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>>53633370

>>53633402
Take central america
Take
Central
America
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>>53633402
Gold
Cruzadeland
Germany
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>>53633524
you're not Swiss Dave, are ya?
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>>53633402
Expand to the Caribbean
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>>53633556
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>>53633402
Spread north west underneath blue— allow him the coast so he can spread rough the islands northward.
Once I have taken the Sahara deser, spread south in Africa

>>53633445
I do not wish to fight with you. In fact, I'd like to extend to you an offer of an allegiance. Together we can grow powerful, my northern friend.
You have Europe— all I ask is to spread north into the bottom of Spain/ Portugal to spread across the Atlantic. The rest is yours.

>>53633556
He DEFINATELY isn't
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>>53633402
MUPDATE 3

northeast
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>>53633819
south south south south south
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>>53633819
Expand
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>>53633819
IGNORE THIS FAKE BITCH
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>>53633881
its me you dumbass
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>>53633819
ah shit. i didn't notice the trip/name
i'm retarded
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>>53633812
are you jungle pygmy caliphate?
I would like a large part of north africa
preferably all of it, but if you really insist, I can let you have an atlantic passage reaching to iberia
thoughts?
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>>53633850
>>53633856
Are you guys serious? Check the guy's flag, tripcode and name. Come on.
This isn't the Mupdate.
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>>53633819
Expand north
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>>53633914
oh wait kek
wtf lad
keep your trip on
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>>53633819
expand in such a way as to surround green, basically expanding into east africa and iran, without attacking brown
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>>53633963
>Jerry
WEW LAD
got it to work
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>>53633819
Battle spiderman
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>>53633819
Annihilate the aztec faggot
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>>53633916
Does this seem fair my friend? We can also become great allies.
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>>53633819
MUPDATE 4

north and africa
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>>53634274
Destroy the fucking orange spics
WE WUZ
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>>53634274
south until Aztec's borders
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>>53634274
Expand north west
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>>53634274
Kill the big plus
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>>53634274
>Land of Bob
>north Russia
>Purple
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>>53634274
Spread west, then north, up to reach Spain.
Once Spain is reached, use any further Ts to spread south in Africa.
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>no advantage of palindromes
>keep getting palindromes
JUST
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>>53634274
Keep expanding
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>>53634228
there's still a passage for you in west morocco, are you okay with that?
btw I have to fight green, will you help me with that?
I can help you fight europe if you want later
>>53634274
expand into turkey, greece, italy, and defend territories
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>>53634359
Aztec do you wish to alliance
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>>53634442
Sure
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>>53634343
Let's kill the nigger emperor of spics together
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>>53634432
Don't fight green. He is OP and aksed for an NAP with you. That means Non aggression pact. Basically he didn't want to fight. Be very careful my friend.
I'd focus your rolls now on getting a larger, defendable empire and then attacking someone elsewhere.

All the best with your empire anyway FA.m
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>>53634544
sorry I want no aggression. not yet anyway.
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>>53634519
Good hold out help is on ita way
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>>53634432
Ayyy senpai NAP?
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>>53634604
I'll kill you next then
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>>53634639
Thanks
>>53634544
https://youtu.be/I9QuO09z-SI
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>>53634693
shrimp and aztec are gonna gangbang you in 2 turns
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>>53634432
Don't nap with this dude: >>53634670
Later on we can take him on easy.
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>>53634274
MUPDATE 5

Caucasus and turkey
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>>53634580
I dont want to fight him, I just dont want to have my territories around the Israel region taken, because those are my most important ones

>>53634670
sure why not

green would you like an NAP?
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>>53634764
expand eastward and fill out the eastern borders
>>53634728
care to NAP?
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>>53634738
I don't lose
I can't lose
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>>53634782
yes
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>>53634764
Keep expanding into west Europe
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>>53634803
we'll see about that
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>>53634764
To the pacific!!
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>>53634764
Rape all of the bord-hoppers
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>>53634764
fill turkey, balkans, italy
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>>53634888
>Land of Bob
top name
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>>53634764
Stomp spiders
>>53634799
Agreed
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>>53634764
Go through South America and attack spiderfag
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>>53634942
shit sorry
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>>53634764
>>53634900
Don't know which of your players is trying to cause shit between Risk and Go/b/ but if one of my players comes here and spams I apologize in advance for his faggotry.
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>>53634900
the first of many good rolls that will lead to the Aztec's death
Who else wants to wait in line for their loss, who else wants to join the spic removal?
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>>53635033
lol nah "bob" is fine too. i just saw your name on the map and thought it was amusing
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>>53634764
Spill 5 Ts into Spain. Any more that I get, put them in Southern Africa.
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>>53634764
MUPDATE 6

ukraine, russia and east
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>>53635141
fill turkey, balkans, italy
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>>53635141
more east coast. secure borders
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>>53635141
Time to end the Aztec's miserable life
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Use sea passage to land in South America and attack spiderman
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also, i just noticed.. no advantage of getting dubs/trips/quads (except for 0s) on the map
wtf?
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>>53635141
Take what is ours to NORWAY
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>>53635141
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>>53635141
Keep expanding into europe
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>>53635273
Ayyy f.am alliance?
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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.[
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>>53635141
>grey
>Meme Team
>starting out in western china
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>>53635141
MUPDATE 7

east
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>>53635068
MANIIIIIIIISK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53635461
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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair..
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>>53635141
Please apply my roll: I rolled a 0 and got a Pali: >>53635080

Anyway, please use that roll and then—
this time rolling to spread 5 More into Spain, then the rest into Southern Africa
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>>53635416
Being friends will help us in the long run
let us prosper together
>>
>>53635556
there's no special roll for Palindrome on the map
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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.[
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map and trip
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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.....
>>
GO/B/ SHITS ALL OVER FAGGOTS WHO PLAY RISK
Fuck RISK it's a game for faggots who love mlp
>>
>>53635634
see>>53635499
pls update with me in rn
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>>53635634
Attack south spiderland
If and spill finish last island
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>>53635634
more east, lad. SECURE MY SHIT UP
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>>53635634
Fill scandinavia then south to china
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>>53635634
Keep expanding into west europe
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...
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair.[
>>
>>53635634
expand into balkans and italy
>>
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>
>>53635634
You didn't take my bug killer spray as a roll to kill spiderman?

Kill spiderman
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>>53635609
I still rolled a 0. 19 Ts. I didn't get 19 Ts or the roll as I asked for.

>>53635634
YOU HAVE NOW MISSED TWO OF MY ROLLS: >>53635556
>>53635080

PLEASE APPLY THEM. IT IS 30 Ts ALL TOGETHER. THANKS.

this roll, fill Spain.
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>>53635461
>>53635552
>>53635622
>>53635636
>>53635757
>>53635828

Catchy tune is catchy.
Encore !
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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair -
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>>53635676
>I don't like what other people do
Grow up faggot
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>>53635634
MUPDATE 8

east and sorry if im missing rolls its hard to keep track of this shit with the spamming 9fag army here
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>Bear and the Maiden Fair
>No Reynes of Castamere or Dornishman's Wife
You people sicken me.
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>>53636088
spread into south india
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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

all black and brown, and covered with hair.

The bear! The bear!

Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!

The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!

All black and brown, and covered with hair!

And down the road from here to there.

From here! To there!

Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!

They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!

The fair! The fair!

Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

Her hair! Her hair!

The maid with honey in her hair!

The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.

The bear! The bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair!

He smelled the scent on the summer air!

He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!

Honey on the summer air!

Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

A bear! A bear!

I'll never dance with a hairy bear!

The bear, the bear!

Lifted her high into the air!

The bear! The bear!

I called for a knight, but you're a bear!

A bear, a bear!

All black and brown and covered with hair

She kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,

But he licked the honey from her hair.

Her hair! Her hair!

He licked the honey from her hair!

Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!

My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!

And off they went, from here to there,

The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair *
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>>53636088
fill up italy, then balkans
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>>53636088
China pls
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>>53636088
Spread across 5 Ts to Atlantis.
Any further Ts go to filling west Africa.
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>>53636088
spill to the piece of land between europe and north america
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Attack south spiderman
Spill into the island off and indo china and indo china
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Aztec you can take the rest of South America just dont take what i have
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>>53636088
Attack Atzecs
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>>53636088
MUPDATE 9

east
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>>53636510
Go for indochina
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>>53636510
greenland spills into the island. don't attack X Fortis though.
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>>53636510
>>53636469
Count this please
Also, attack Aztec again
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>>53636510
take a little bit of clay in southern france, and keep expanding balkans to the north
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>>53636510
Fill up to half way in Atlantis. Form a central border with USB and do not attack.

Any remaining Ts go towards filling west Africa.

>>53636562
Let's split the island of Atlantis. We needn't fight, transatlantic cyan brother.
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>>53636707
for sure
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>>53636510
Korea
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>>53636510
Hey op can i join as light blue?
India
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>>53636510
Kill Spidey >>53636510
Stupid phone
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>>53636510
>TeaBagz
>London
>LightBlue
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>>53636510
BENIN
Benin
Yellow
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>>53636510
MUPDATE 10
southeast
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>>53637137
Fuck off I'm spreading there you cunt.
Get out.
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>>53637163
Kill spiderman
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>>53637163
fill iceland.
spills go to filling out the rest of the unclaimed north american territory
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>>53637163
End Aztecs
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>>53637163
I assume you're gonna add Benin now

Benin attacks the Jungle Pygmies, Africa being THEIR native land
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>>53637163
expand north into poland
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>>53637163
Fill the west
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>>53637137
you can roll
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>>53637163
>Yellow
>Vietnam
>Arcadia
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>>53637230
Spill indo china
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>>53637163
Expand east
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>>53637280
Nah man, why you adding this bitch in? If ,y rolls had been applying properly from before, that area would be filled by now. Fuck sake, don't add him in

>>53637163
SPREAD SOUTH TO FILL WEST AFRICA, PRIORITISING BENIN REGION
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>>53637163
Fill remaining britain, if split attack for iceland and further to greendland
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>>53637256
Attack the Jungle Pygmies with me and we'll partition Africa

You'll get the northern desert regions, I get the jungles and the south
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>>53637538
no
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>>53637163
Kill spiderman
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>>53637256
Don't listen to him my ally. We are strong enough together, forget him. I'll stick to peace
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>>53637277
i have a proposition for you.
fight for the UK with me. attack light blue. once he's eliminated all the UK lands are yours. Deal?
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>>53637163
Attack the jews, they're out to get you
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>>53637163
MUPDATE 11

india
i might be gone for a while, anyone want to take over as op
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>>53637715
X Fortis pls take over


attack light blue
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>>53637715
The Benininians attack the Pygmies
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>>53637715
Continue expand in north america

>>53637277
Dont listen to this nigger, uk is nothing compared to the whole US which can be splitted
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>>53637771
>implying i'd let you take North America

MANIFEST DESTINY!
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>die
>OP needs someone to take over
Convenient
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>>53637815
noone asks for your permision. United Kingdom Parliament have decided already that your native indian lands need some colonization.
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>>53637820
he's alive though. he's green right?
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>>53637626
>>53637593
as you can see

>>53637715
break alliance with Durka
fill up the little unclaimed territories in france, northern italy, and eastern europe, and the mediterranean islands
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Into indochina
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>>53637872
i don't think you can break alliance and attack them in the same turn. i think you have to wait to attack them in the next turn.

more experienced players confirm this pl0x
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>>53637715
Kill meme team
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>>53637927
He's not attacking as you can see.
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>>53637715
Expand furher east
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>>53637715
I told you two times to join in
Fuck you op pls go hero
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>>53637927
I didnt attack him yet
only broke alliance
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>>53638016
you're right. i'm retarded.
assuming you're taking over?
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>>53638052
Taking over????
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>>53638087
OP is afk. i was hoping you'd put your sick OPing skillz to use pls
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>>53638052
yes, you are retarded:
>>53637820


Update soon
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>>53637715
Expand in south america
>>53637927
Can you give back Mexico?
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>>53638163
okay friendo. as long as you don't expand into the other unclaimed NA territories
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>>53638087
nvm Swiss Dave is taking over
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>>53638149
Cheers for the takeover Davidiño my man

>>53638125
You flatter me darling. I'm happy to say that Dave is taking over though instead,

Later on though I'll host, depending if people want it.
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>>53638163
Give aztec Mexico
Take indo china
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>>53638332
This
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BY THE WAY, IM ROLLING TO fill the east coast of Africa
Cheers anyone
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Wew lads
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>>53638475
just fucking expand into light blue's territories until he's no more. ANNIHILATE HIM!
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>>53638475
Continue attacking Pygmy outposts and cities, taking them over

>>53638017
Help me with the jews and I won't touch Europe and will help against any of your wars
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>>53638475
Take meme team pls
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>>53638475
Take japan spill into indochina
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>>53638475
expand into green hard, and defend against yellow

desert pygmy, the yellow nigger is attacking us, wat do?
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>>53638475
Fuck up BENIS

>>53638041
You buddy. My ally. I'm gonna need you to help me out. Fuck this guy up with me. Yellow. He's stealing out clay
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>>53638475
Attack Light blue. Expand towards north America.
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>>5338475
Expand in south america
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>>53638653
>>53638475
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>>53638626
i meant cyan, hope you got it
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>>53638571
This
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>>53638737
nope. attack light blue
>attack self
HAHAAH YOU FUCKED UP MAN SHIT
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>>53638590
Your allies would rather raze and attack eastern cities that show no resistance, than be loyal to you
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>>53638714
A good time to attack those gringos my friend. YOu can save to yourself all you'll get in this war

>>53638774
despite the fact that you're nigger, your're still lighter than me :3
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>>53638864
>war mongering
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lol im tired and going to bed someone else take over
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>>53639012
Attack cyan, expand north
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>>53639012
thanks for hosting anyway

whoever takes over (*psst X Fortis) attack light blue
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>>53639012
Well I got bored so bye
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>>53639012
More south america
>>53638864
I have a NAP with him
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>>53639069
>69
22 territories

goodbye friend
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>>53639012
Take the rest of the meme team then take green
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>>53639158
nope. just 6 more you take
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>>53639069
spills, if any, go into claiming more unclaimed north america territories
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>>53639213
you're right. still, you're practically non-existent
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>>53639267
Don't be so sure yet.
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I want to take over but desoo senpuys, I csnt be fucked. I'll host my own thread in an hour or two alrighty???


ALSO TO ANYONE— ROLLING TO KILL YELLOW
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is anyone taking over?
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>>53639047
>>53639069
>>53639112
>>53639348
MUPDATE
because none of you faggots wants to take over

attack light blue
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>>53639664
attack cyan
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>>53639664
Take green
And sorry never done it before
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>>53639348
I'm planning on hosting one in three
>>53639664
Fill south america
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>>53639664
Spill into Britain
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>>53639833
can ya post in here when you do
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>>53639895
JUST
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>>53639348
one more minute
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>>53639934
If the thread is still alive, yes
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>>53639664
>>53639688
>>53639729
>>53639833
>>53639895
MUPDATE

wipe light blue off the map
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>>53639895
french backstabber.
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>>53640178
attack the gold
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>>53640178
keep taking green
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>>53640182
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>>53640178
im back
expand into green
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>>53640178
Kill yellow, spread throughwest Africa
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>>53640279
>>53640366
>green not here
>fucking with green's territories
>attacking the defenseless
savages
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>>53640397
free land bro-ham
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>>53640295
roll for this turn, friend
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>>53640397
ravens gotta eat :^)
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>>53640118
>>53640295
2 more minutes
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>>53640598
USB you reckon I should host later on?
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>>53640666
DEVILISH TRIPS
>666
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>>53640488
ok keep filling britain
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>>53640178
>>53640223
>>53640279
>>53640366
>>53640370
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>>53640753
Fill all white around me
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>>53640753
Retake Britain territories and march north
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>>53640753
expand into green
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>>53640666
probably. start a new thread if this one dies. i might be around if i am not tired
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>>53640753
Spread up into Saudi Arabia, green Territory. Cut through straight into Iran.
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>>53640753
defend against cruz and secure britain.
spills to North America
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>>53640843
I would like arabia though
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>>53640753
Expand
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>>53640817
>>53640820
>>53640823
>>53640843
>>53640930
MUPDATE
>>53640820
>>53641062

leave britain and expand elsewhere and I promise to not expand further into europe
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>>53641120
expand into green (iran)
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>>53641120
>leave britain and expand elsewhere and I promise to not expand further into europe
meant for >>53640820
not >>53641062 (obviously)
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>>53641120
take the white
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>>53641120
Cross over into Iran with evrything I gottttt
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>>53641120
defend if attacked. take britain and spread spills into NA
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>>53641166
>>53641182
>>53641204
>>53641300
MUPDATE
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>>53641120
Expand
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>>53641383
i'll count this roll for this turn
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>>53641373
WHITE
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>>53641373
expand into central asia and southern russia
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>>53641442
>no special roll for 42
baka
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>>53641373
Spread up past blue in France and strike out against gold. His presence me in Europe is no longer needed.
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>>53641482
Bars .vs. Asah
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>>53641373
more NA territories
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>>53641541
Bara*
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>>53641482
>got dubs multiple times
>got 42
just fuck my shit up f a m
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>>53641383
>>53641421
>>53641442
>>53641494
>>53641594 wasting spills here 2bh
MUPDATE

all my future rolls will be for defence including this one. no more expansion.
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>>53641717
Take white to the west
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>>53641765
lol did I make you feel bad for stealing green's land?
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>>53641717
Retake mexico from my long gone ally
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>>53641717
expand around the caspian sea area
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>>53641717
Take Madagascar (3Ts), take 3 Ts in the Horn of Africa (green region)

Any spills after those 6 go to attacking gold.
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>>53641844
>dubs again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53641824
nah i just need to tie some loose ends first
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>>53641717
>>53641765
>>53641834
>>53641844
>>53641850
MUPDATE

defend if attacked
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>>53642039
Take rest of the white in the west
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>>53642039
expand into green russia in such a way as to connect my balkan territories and encircle the black sea
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>>53642039
Grab the untaken region in Northern France and Northern Spain, then use rest of roll to fill the west coast of Africa.
Any spills>yellow
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>>53641834
one mroe minute
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>>53642385
Hey man, how do I go about changing my trip?
>inb4 yeah I've looked it up online
What did you do buddy?
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>>53642039
>>53642130
>>53642158
>>53642187
MUPDATE

the usual: defend if attacked
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>>53642496
lulz there's this tripcode generator I found online that lets you add phrases to your tripcode. do you want the download link?
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>>53642506
Take all white that i touch
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>>53642506
attack spider nation, take poland etc
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>>53642629
>spider nation
who? spider nation is dead
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>>53642506
Finish the far west of Africa unfilled Ts..... After that, beeline along the coast towards Denmark
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>>53642575
Yeah man send it. Thanks.

>>53642629
You mean duh yerro gai
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>>53642850
http://donutey.com/images/tripcodes/TripcodeExplorer.zip
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>>53642506
>>53642620
>>53642629 took poland
>>53642742
MUPDATE
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>>53643061
1. Grab last T in west Africa
2. Finish up France (basically forming border with my blue friend)
3. Beeline to Denmark.
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>>53643061
im done give
bury me with my land
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>>53643061
Trips

Use extra to roll into purple territory NORTH EAST
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>>53643222
>>53643262
ENDMUP + bump limit
pretty much dead. i'll be around refreshing the catalogue if anyone else bothers hosting a new thread
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>>53643443
Cheers for taking over and doing so well dude. Appreciated. You did well.

Keep refreshing— a little later I'll host
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>>53643644
thanks man. see you in the new thread, hopefully.
adios
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