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charli
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spiltting threads
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Got a willy
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bad post bad thread
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>>53625650
>posting in the /cum/ thread
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XENIA
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this is horrible, poor man
https://youtu.be/rcZvB0tazGM?t=5m32s
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/slags/
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cornwall

whos jealous?
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you got niggas and i got bitches
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>I'm a communist
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when aston villa wins last time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8gg9EmPqfQ
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>4:31
>SUN HAS NOT SET
WHATS GOING ON LADS
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>>53625995
>tfw sun set in my life 16 years ago
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>>53625976
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im a hungry hungry hippo
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#EmbraceIslam
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>>53626043

poo in the loo?
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rate my humble abode
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>>53625908
woah is this pic real
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>>53625989
we won our last game you cheeky cunt
>>53626057
british you mong
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>>53625976
i'd like to see her get rammed by a big black dick :^)
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>>53626118
monstrous

get it?
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LADS
Police are bringing a dog into my yard to track down somebody who apparently just broke in to a house up the street. Wish me luck x
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>>53626136
Bender
>>53626145
Very witty lad
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>>53626100
Always
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>>53625799
I am rather.
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r8 my waifu?
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The latest fifa i have is fifa 14. is it worth buying a new one?
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>>53626189
3rd Amendment lad
use it
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Milo defending Trump on Sky lads
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>>53626266
She has a gunt fuck off
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>>53626275
no
fifa 16 is shit
fifa peaked at 11 2bh
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not sure if i like having extra flags, it makes me realise how few people are actually in a thread at any one time.
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>>53625908

Absolutely disgusting how communists get treated in this country
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>>53626328

looks a bit like my sister
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>>53626289
Meh
I'd rather not have to shoot a burglar today. They're not coming inside or anything, just searching the woods behind my neighborhood.
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>>53626266
>kentqt disappeared the same time as sershlad
hmmmmmm
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>>53626317
That's the only other fifa I have haha, it had a cool tourney mode where you could use trick cards like the away team started with half their energy and stuff
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>living in nottinghamshire at your own free will
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>>53626374
giz the number x
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How many paki dicks has she sucked
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=104967182
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>>53626340
It's pretty quiet atm desu.
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rubbing my cats belly
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wonder what growing up a girl is actually like lads
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>>53626420

ok its 999
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>why yes i do use reddit flags to denote my location more precisely than is necessary
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>>53626343
>communists are treated terrible
>corbyn, communist, just became head of a major party
Hmmm
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>living in London willingly
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>>53626414
kentqt disappeared before sershlad
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>>53626418
it's a party city mate, capital of the midlands
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>>53626414
What happened to sershlad?
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>>53626484
only a bit

like a few days>>53626481
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stupid bipolar cunt
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/687963461192675328
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>>53626425
>luton
>.my hobbies include filing
1342 dicks, perhaps?
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>living in the UK willingly
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>>53626425
>Smokes Often with Average body type
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>>53626450
cute
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>>53626499
became a normie and so did the honourable thing
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The BBC's Question Time has sparked bias claims after featuring just one declared left-winger on its panel.

Journalists and Labour MPs joined criticism of the flagship political debate show on Twitter during its first screening of the new year.

The five-strong panel pitched Corbyn-supporting Labour MP Cat Smith against Tory minister Nick Boles and Ukip MEP Patrick O'Flynn.

And the two journalists were both employees of newspapers owned by Rupert Murdoch - Sunday Times columnist Camilla Long and former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie, who now writes a column for the paper.
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>>53626484
>>53626499
both were personalities/gimmicks invented by me and have been retired
>>53626491
shottingham is a good night out tbf
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>I call the flag extension 'reddit flags' to try fool people into thinking I don't go on reddit
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>>53626515
someone tell her she's an ugly cunt
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doing a nap
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>>53626515
she looks mongy af
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>>53626562
I enjoyed those. What do you have lined up for the future?
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>>53626561
its almost as if most voters are right wing
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>i actually use the 9gag flags extension and post hat man images to try and justify my attention seeking tripfag ways
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>>53626562
you are a liar desu
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Thinking gets you nowhere. Stop thinking.
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what the fuck lads, didn't get the job

apparently my interview "couldn't have gone better" but they wanted someone with more experience because "the role could get technical"

It was literally answering phones for customers that can't use a website, what the fuck

Why would you think that a 28 year old music grad still applying for entry level jobs would be better "technically" than a 20 year old who has relevant qualifications, genuine interest and ability in the field

back to the jobcentre it is to talk to the people that talk down to you even though they're basically retarded

jdimsa
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>>53626491
>>53626562
nottingham is a great city
love it
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>I have social anxiety and no self esteem
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>>53626561
she got btfo haha
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>>53626669
Is this the replacement for the scottish commie one?
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>>53626669
why do all commie birds have the same facial expression? Like they really enjoy the smell of their own farts sort of expression?
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just ate a load of tomatoes x
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>>53626737
Enjoy death.
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>>53626689
They've both always been posted. Sara just comes out with more postable tweets for us to laugh at
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>>53626669
they're all so emotionally fragile
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Did you lads enjoy the nottingham meet up? me and the boys had a great time meeting you all x
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>>53626298
>''''''''''''''''''childs''''''''''''''''''
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I take this vow. I take this vow never to be broken.
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>>53626669

women cannot comprehend the existential anxiety of being a lonely male

loneliness doesn't exist for females
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Cop is still out there waiting by his car with his lights on.
I guess he's waiting for backup?

I wanna study his habits
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>I take this vow. I take this vow never to be broken.
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>>53626829
RIP
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>I got told by my manager today that I have to wear the boot cut trousers as part of my uniform. I refuse. I REFUSE

What does she mean by this?
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>>53626808
t. neckbeard
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>>53626829
>cop
FOY
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>>53626669

>i'm in hospital because of my low self of steam
>TIME FOR SELFIES LOL

https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/679445767795380224
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>>53626649
make sure you have a decent haircut and nice clothes on then walk around the local shops and say you're interested in applying for a job here, and was wondering whether I can hand in my resume if you can't handle the bantz.
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basking in my own rotten farts yet again
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>>53626845
boot cut trousers are for old benders lmao, skinny jeans wahey
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Social Media (marxism) has corrupted the youth of the West.
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On the topic of Reviewbrah:

I used to think he was an autist sperg, and I was afraid if I watched too many of his videos I'd become a sperg too by subconsciously developing his weird mannerisms, but nowadays I quite like him. Definitely an acquired taste.
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>>53626862
attention whoring on an unprecedented level
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>>53626808
dont worry its normal for teenagers, that's why no one cares.
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Requesting the picture of Kev's kitchen with him removed.
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>>53626669
Anyone that says they have low self-esteem and then voluntarily and willingly get themselves into photographs deserves to never ever be taken seriously as a human being.
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>>53626862
>mental health issues
>socialist

yes, we know
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>>53626918
I hear a helicopter lads
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>>53626907
done this a few times

90% say to go online

10% don't call you back
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>>53626669
I'd privatize her means of production with my throbbing fat capitalist cock
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>>53626855

A woman can in principle make 20 children in her life. A man can in principle make 20 in a day.
Mens reproductive ingredients are de facto worthless: If a man impregnates a woman, it was an 5 minute act for him, but the child bearing resource is blocked for 9 months and no other man can occupy it.

One man can block several women this way - in fact it is that way, and every now and then there were times when over dozend of women were able to spread their genes, for every man that did. This means most men in history are cucks, as they say around here.
http://www.psmag.com/nature-and-technology/17-to-1-reproductive-success

What I want to say is this: No women is denied the primary biological imperative of living beings: reproduce herself. Her job is to make the best of what's in the dating pool (which in turn implements the Darwinian survival of only the fittest)

Since one men can "take" a large number of women, men need to compete. And many fail, thus the nightmares.
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>>53626862
>Communists are literally mentally ill
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>>53627010
underrated post from an underrated country
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>>53626999
I hear fat sweaty wheezing
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>>53627002
Pretty much all small shops wont do that, big supermarkets and other franchises probably will.
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what's in an NHS snackbox lads
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>>53626984
Not just any normal photographs. PHOTOGRAPHS OF AN INTIMATE SITUATION SUCH AS BEING HOSPITALISED. Only tippity top narcissists would do such a thing.

Unfortunately, narcissism is sometimes born out of low self esteem as a sort of self defence mechanism. You can tell she took 100s of photos to pick out a few "perfect" ones to make her look as good as possible
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>mfw I bought some water and boiled it and watched my self steam go up
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A good shit is better than a wank sometimes.
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gf said if i don't warn her when she's sucking my willy and cum in her mouth again she's leaving me
hmmph
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>>53627077
I don't envy you at all desu
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>>53627131
good banter t.bh
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>>53627040
lol
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>>53627042

https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/634111266248855552?lang=en
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>A woman can in principle make 20 children in her life. A man can in principle make 20 in a day.
>Mens reproductive ingredients are de facto worthless: If a man impregnates a woman, it was an 5 minute act for him, but the child bearing resource is blocked for 9 months and no other man can occupy it.
>One man can block several women this way - in fact it is that way, and every now and then there were times when over dozend of women were able to spread their genes, for every man that did. This means most men in history are cucks, as they say around here.
>http://www.psmag.com/nature-and-technology/17-to-1-reproductive-success
>What I want to say is this: No women is denied the primary biological imperative of living beings: reproduce herself. Her job is to make the best of what's in the dating pool (which in turn implements the Darwinian survival of only the fittest)
>Since one men can "take" a large number of women, men need to compete. And many fail, thus the nightmares.
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>still haven't had first wank of 2016

How am I doing lads?
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>>53627086
i don't have any retail experience so for the few places that have accepted my application when i went back to follow up they told me that they hired someone else with experience

going to try and start my own business now desu, i have enough money to survive until summer
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>>53627213
Why do people do this?
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>>53627111
I don't think you can be narcissistic enough for hospital selfies while having low self-esteem and image issues. It makes no sense. Even when my self-esteem reached its absolute peak, I refused to be in a picture that wasn't 100% absolutely necessary, like for licenses and shit. I haven't been in a picture for nearly 10 years now. There is zero evidence that I even existed from 2006 to 2016.
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>>53627189
is she secretly poleaboo?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj7Jxr3OmBs
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>>53627140
very tru
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>>53627140
>>53627310
sneezes are the one lads
oosh feels orgasmic
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>>53627249
Never been on CCTV during that period?
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>>53627111

and that narcissism leads directly to extreme leftism. they attach themselves to something bigger (SJW movement) to give their lives a purpose and then they fantasise about leading the revolution.

sara and aisha as commissars would have all of /brit/ imprisoned without trial, indefinitely, probably in the scottish highlands since it's as close as we have to siberian desolation.
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>>53627279
sick of this pagan meme
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>>53627218
Hmm, okay... I don't think you've given the job search a proper go but I know it can be pretty hard sometimes, hope the business idea works out for you.
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>>53627279
>chip
>grime in general

literally fucking awful
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What album should I add to my record collection?
I was thinking CHVRCHES but I'm not sure
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>I haven't been in a picture for nearly 10 years now. There is zero evidence that I even existed from 2006 to 2016.
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http://strawpoll.me/6543983
http://strawpoll.me/6543983
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>>53627371
Who knows? If I have, I've likely had my hood up because shitty rainy weather here but then I pretty much never left my house from about 2006-2012. I've probably been caught in the past two years on CCTV.
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>>53627382
t. literal pagan
>>53627409
suck your mum
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>>53627448
how did you get money?
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>>53627456
t. middle class white memer
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>the lowerclass are posting their wank music again
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>>53627474
I had money saved up and just used it. That's why I left my house in 2012. To get a job.
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Cop is still outside sitting in his car, still hear a helicopter nearby.
Not sure what they're doing? No sign of a dog at all.
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fucking take me out tomorrow night lads

fuycking HYPE
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not a fan of the misusing hello reddit meme gimmick
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>>53627494
>>53627498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0ho-Gjtk8
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>>53627442
>this proxy bomb
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whatever happened to that guy that used to post about everyone being pawns i his little game? used to enjoy him arguing with people lmao
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>>53627512
how did you not kill yourself?
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>>53627521

>eating poison from the cultural trough
>slamming a screwdriver through your 3rd eye
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>>53627532
hello reddit!
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>>53627574
Suicide is a sin.
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How many times do ISIS have to blow people up before people admit that Islam needs to get its fucking house in order
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>>53627549
clicked on this just to dislike it

1 extra view for 1 extra dislike.
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>>53627607
they aint no muslims bruv
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>>53627607
#notallmuslims

*sits back satisfied at a job well done*
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>>53627614
have reported your youtube account for misuse of the liking system
enjoy your ban nobhead ahahah
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Starting to feel like this is a trap tbqh lads
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>>53627569
not sure, he probably got sick of the gimmick or killed himself lol
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just went to Maplin

literally everything there is shit and it costs 3x more than average
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>>53627607
Agreed. Why is it always non Muslims clambering over each other to say how it's not in the name of Islam? How about some actual Muslims condemn Isis for once
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think about it, if your ideology is literally so shit tier that you need to make a point that not all of you behave like savage animals then it can fuck off
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lads I bought a fucking charger cable for my phone and the battery percentage is still going down

its fucking plugged in, charging animation on and its still going down

someone explain
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>>53627696
The same is true of virtually every shop that sells anything non-perishable. The only convenience that physical shops have is their... convenience. If you want an item that day there and then and they have it and you're willing to pay the premium then shops are for you.
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>>53627403
i have applied for over 200 jobs online, visited several shopping centres multiple times, gone round city centres, asked at most pubs ive been to, asked most of my family and friends and contacted several temp agencies

had 4 interviews, all through one agency

i'm not even a bum either, i get mocked for speaking "posh", always clean shaven, always have clean, decent quality clothes. I am in shape and when i posted my face on /fa/ and reddit i got positive responses. I don't have autism either, as i said in my first post the feedback from my interview was that it "couldn't have gone better"

i'm a student taking a forced year out because i failed one exam by 2 marks
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Anyone else find the Tim Peak stuff exceptionally boring? Space hasn't been good since the 60s
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>>53627794
Looks like you bought a decharger m8. They steal your phones electrical charge then reroute it back to China via a complex network of electron pipes (wires, if you will). Saw it on Rip Off Britain the other morning.
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>>53627794
youre a paki
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worked in a 'gadget' shop over christmas, everything was shit and expensive and absolutely loads of cunts brought stuff back on boxing day lmao.
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>Space hasn't been good since the 60s
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>>53627824
The only reason you no one will hire is is because you can't commit since you're going back to uni
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doing a hunt for a girl whose dad told me never to message her again because we were talking about lewd things

not even attracted to her just want a friend

obviously still have her on skype but can't message her there
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>huh yes I am glad you have noticed me, it is my pleasure to assist you in your voyage for happiness, I shall use my shaminc powers to guide you through the trails of life and test your super ego as you can see I am fully qualified in the art of metaphysics
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>>53627839
russia literally does space launches like every week, give or take a few days

gets kind of boring
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feet are really cold lads can hardly walk
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just ate two cinnamon buns because my mum bought them and i know id be trying to stop myself from eating them for the next few days and eventually cave anyway because theyre so nice so just thought id eat them both now and get it out the way and not have to think about them any more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPIf0NO_sfk
walking around the air she's breathing is flavoured..
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OH SHIT
He's on the move
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Watching prison break. Please don't tell me what happens. Never seen it before. Just starting season 1 episode 6
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>>53627919
Who said this?
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>>53627908
plenty of the roles i have applied for have been temporary and i have tried applying saying that i have ended my course completely
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>>53627978
I did.
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>>53627974
everyone gets caught
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>>53627974
Season 1 is GOAT tier television. After that it becomes unwatchable shit.

Stop watching after the first season ends.

>>season
>fuck off yank
Nah.
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evening lads

sussed my friend out

will fall for his tricks no more
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>>53627970
Get out of there now, lad. Police never shoot people who are running.
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>>53627824
Holy shit, that's fucked... not really surprised by the online applications though, those adverts get like 100 applications; some of which will likely have more experience than you.

Do you live in London?
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>>53628023
fuck off theo
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>>53627928
It's also depressing as it's looking more and more likely that there is no hope in space colonisation.
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>>53627978
Thine swine dear to undermine my authority, I do say you are a rotten and wrectched little rat my friend

*swishes trench coat and turns to face the door*
haha! I have the upper hand it's over for thine!
*detonates a smoke bomb*
It's over I have the high ground
*transfigures into a polar bear and does a backflip over the eiffel tower*
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>>53628023
your friend DOESNT want you to reply to this post
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>>53628023
fuck off brody
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>>53628019
Second """season""" is pretty great also. It was necessary to see what happens after they escape. It was also fun watching Michaels plan for after escaping pan out. The later half of it takes a horrible turn and then the rest of the show is utter trash
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Who /Pointless/ here
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>>53627974
i know this is bait, but they escape, the old guy dies, they miss the plane at the airport.

>season 2

they spend their days evading an FBI agent who's tracking them down, not as good as the first season, but still very good, Ends with everyone including the FBI guy and except lincoln being arrested in panama.

>season 3

Second best season imo, they're all in prison in panama, michael thinks sara is dead but has to break a guy called "whistler" out of this prison. Everyone escapes, even Teabag despite all tries to stop him.

>season 4

literally unwatchable, stay away
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are there any good torrents out for any of the following

spectre
hunger games
star wars
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http://strawpoll.me/6544105
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>>53627990
Although companies can't commit to long term contracts for financial reasons, commitment comes into the hiring process as they are still interested in who will keep coming back and it's always better for them to hire someone who they have worked with before.
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i'm returning this fucking shite cable

literal fucking dogshit
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>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""television"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>53627824
i'm unironically a student taking a forced year out, failed a 10 credit module but by more than 2 marks.

Managed to get the first job I applied for by giving out cvs in a shopping centre
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OFFICIAL TV PROGRAMME RANKINGS :

1. The Sopranos
2. The Wire
3. Breaking bad
4. Prison break
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>>53628127
dunno but theres a watchable one of the revenant, watched it the other day
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>>53628095
Yeah, I stopped watching after """""season""""" 2 since I didn't think the show could go anywhere and according to the reviews online that turned out to be true.
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still don't feel like getting drunk ffs
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hopping in the shower brb
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>>53628159
>Breaking bad

literal shit meme

utter crap

the most overrated TV show EVER

if it were a film it would be worse than birdman
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>>53628159
>no deadwood

literally piss off cretinous melt
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Breaking Bad was fucking amazing

>you will never watch Breaking Bad from the start again
reEeEEee
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>>53628199
You'll get there desu.
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snapped this one of the gf in the summer
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>>53628199
bad lade
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I don't even bother trying to get a gf as I'm ugly

I don't even bother talking to women as they are actively repulsed by my face
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wonder what it's like to be a wealthy student in london, bet life is madness
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lads,

http://strawpoll.me/6544165
http://strawpoll.me/6544165
http://strawpoll.me/6544165
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http://strawpoll.me/6544186
http://strawpoll.me/6544186
http://strawpoll.me/6544186
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>>53628306
I doubt you're as hideous as that.
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>>53628313
where is the
>I am not a gay filthy heathen
option
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>>53628306
pics
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>>53628043
nah the north, and yes it is fucked
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>even considering fucking a trap that isnt thai
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>>53628316
>Sopranoes
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>>53628159
hello 2007

Best New shows:
1. Fargo
2. You're the worst
3. Louie
4. Silicon Valley
5. The Expanse
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>>53628159
Breaking Bad was terrible, haven't seen others
>>53628316
Band of Brothers is what I dig
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsU0Vu6aJhw

Choon t͏bh lads
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>>53628306
london
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>>53628391
literally reddit
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wanna top myself
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>>53628313
>>53628316
Hivemind
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status report:
left leg inexplicable hurts a bit
right toes hurt a bit cos theyve been pressed into the floor for quite a bit
need a shit
backs a bit sore
left hand knuckles could do with a good cracking
throats a bit itchy
right nostril a bit snotty
rubbed left eye a bit too hard earlier, still aches a bit
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IT'S NEARLY 5:30 AND MY COMPUTER HAS NOT WENT A COMFY ORANGE
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>It's a Mark "The Beast" Labbett throws an easy question for the sake of tension episode
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>>53628432
how you gonna top yourself
when there is nobody else
how you gonna do it by yourself
cause I'm not gonna be here to help you
yeahh
>>
There are not 3 officers wandering around my neighbor's yard.

This is the third or fourth break in we've had in this neighborhood in the past couple months. I need to lock up better.
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>>53628424
Where do you think we are?
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>>53628391
>not a single mention of Madmen
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>>53628453
mate mine went 20 mins ago
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>>53628381
*white

They're so cucked as a race, it's clear that becoming a trap is the destiny of every white ''''man''''
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>>53628391
>shows
yank, etc
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>>53628392
I've been meaning to watch that, thanks for the reminder

>>53628384
did it to intentionally trigger the sopranofags since The Wire is objectively the best tv show of all time.
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>>53628486
*now 3 officers
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What is white culture?
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>>53628496
that finished m8
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gonna do a tinder lads
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>>53628527
world culture
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>>53628486
>americans live in houses made of paper, leave their front door open at night, then complain when they get burgled and shot
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getting 4 2nite x
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>>53628541
dont bother
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So immigrants can get away with mass rape in Europe? Not only that but the authorities will cover it up.
>>
>>53628527

the best
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Such a little girl like a spinning top mamma
But you're spinning out of control
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>>53628439
Need more detail than that.
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>>53628555
wahey i'm already doing it you can't stop me
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>>53628560
fucking bigot back to /pol/
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>>53628527
Whites have no culture. They stole everything from superior (i.e. African) races.
>>
Which Star Trek film should I watch tonight?
>>
whats the craic tonight chaps
i might just crack one of my tiny little christmas liqueurs open
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>>53628622
Insurrection.
>>
How you gonna get that deep
When your daddy ain't around here to do it to you
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>>53628560
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2016/01/after-cologne-we-cant-let-bigots-steal-feminism
>>
>>53628578
nonse
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>>53628545
Nah the front door stays locked but I do sometimes leave the sliding door in the back unlocked if I'm just going down the street to have a few drinks with some of the neighbors. I don't use the front much, usually come in the back.

Definitely need to put the shotgun in the safe with the others when I go out, can't have that go missing.
>>
Met Hayley at a nice hotel on the edge of the city centre. Easy to find, no worries getting past reception, nice bar if you wanted a drink beforehand and the room was nicely furnished, clean and modern.

Hayley answered wearing black heels, black stockings, and a really nice black fitted dress. I was offered a drink as we chatted for a little bit and made to feel comfortable straight away. Hayley is well spoken girl who comes across as very cute and fun but not a bimbo.

We started with Hayley using a few of her toys on herself whilst I watched her. She had a great selection all of which she was eager to use. She made little moans she she played with herself and genuinely seemed to enjoy it. At one point Hayley was lay on the bed with her legs spread a pink rabbit in her pussy and a dildo in her ass. A truly mouth watering sight!

We then moved to Hayley giving me a blowjob. As predicted this is something she excels at. Passionate, not too forceful, lots of noise, gagging and sloppy cock sucking.

We then moved to do a 69. Having Hayley's pussy and ass in your face is something every man should have on their bucket list!
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fuck me, looking at getting phone insurance for a £100 phone

£6.99 a year, have to prove you took reasonable precautions, only two 'lost/stolen' claims a year and you have to be £25 excess for a claim

fucking highway robbery!!! cunts
>>
>>53628633
its 5.30
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>>53628622
the one where you break your own neck using gravity and a rope
>>
Forgot about this absolute banger lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzgaOVWbZiU
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Might do a little drinky tonight. There's an unopened bottle of vodka in the drink's cabinet that I might break into, all cheeky like.
>>
>>53628679
£6.99 a month not a year lmao*
>>
Prank idea: squirt soap on the top step of your staircase
>>
>>53628633
fucks sake forgot to bring my vintage port back from my dads at christmas
>>
>>53628679
>phone insurance
LMAO
GOOD GOY ETC
the only insurance you should ever buy in life is home, car and life
>>
was walking through town earlier lads and saw this guy exhale a cloud of vape smoke and just though to myself "lmao mouth fedora" then i realised he was literally wearing a fedora as well and i actually bursted out laughing people probably thought i was mental haha what am i like x
>>
>>53628731
why? that would just soak into the carpet
>>
Can't stop jerking off to traps desu
>>
>>53628739
home contents?
>>
>>53628634
hmmm, not a great choice desu but then again it's been a while since I've seen it
>>53628683
bit rude mate
>>
>>53628313
t-thanks for ruining my poll with a proxy
>>
>>
>>53628679
>living in muslim shite holes that actually make you need phone insurance

I pity you.
>>
>>53628739
fuck off i'll do what i want, lost a lot of phones in the past and been mugged 2/3 times and know plenty of people who have had theirs pinched in the recent past. maybe you don't need it if you live in some sunny home counties village
>>
>>53628745
I saw a bunch of kids unironically wearing Guy Fawkes' masks and chanting something about banks on Bonfire Night. Was pretty funny desu
>>
really don't get the point of insurance. is it that meant to be the purpose of saving? Why not just save?

It's like 'spending for a rainy day'. nonsense.
>>
>>53628813
It's 103 minutes you won't be getting back.
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>>53628681
tonight you bellicose zygote not right now

>>53628770
>he can afford carpet
>he has stairs
fuck off quintillionaire tory scrote

>>53628745
>not tipping an air fedora at him
psh

>>53628735
have him fax it over quick

>>53628775
>Can't stop
fuck off degenerate
>jerking off
fuck off yank
>to traps
fuck off bender
>desu
fuck off weeb
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Prank idea: ketchup packets under the nubs on the bottom of toilet seats
>>
LSD is a religion for me
>>
>>53628847
peace of mind
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35304528

>Janny 'abused 12 at children's homes'
>>
I had asked for more of a Dom session (which she delivered superbly despite my poor pre-guidance).

All of the services that I had requested were delivered in spades, and she really took note of my favourite activities (RO and face sitting) and seemed to bring an effortless attention to detail.

And I managed to tick one off the bucket list, we had discussed snowballing beforehand, and we agreed on the day how it would happen - cow girl until I was nearly ready, off with the mac and CIM followed by the snowball.
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>>53628847
its easy to cope with spending X amount a month then suddenly needing 30*X because your car explodes
>>
>>53628855
You're right, I was going to watch First Contact anyway.
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>Yes I am an acid baby, so much so that I identify as one in religious discussions
>>
>>53628775
Nicole Bastiani
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>>53628832
t. i live in and defend london
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>>53628954
>then
retard
>>
Mum said she's thinking of adopting a black baby
>>
@53629003
>caring about grammer
>>
>>53628847
Inn-Sewer-Ants
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>>53628999
i live in nottingham t.bh
>>
>>53629039
Echo gnomics
>>
LADS

Requesting that image of Kanye West talking about waiting for the joke getting old when referring to Communism. The people who have it will know what I'm talking about.
I need it.
>>
>>53628832
>been mugged 2/3 times

How? Tell us the story mate
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>>53628935
>>
My gf made me breakfast and left for her classes lads.
>>
>>53629039
>>53629073
not a meme. please try again
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alri lads

I'm gonna be taking some 1P-LSD tomorrow afternoon, what's some fun shit to do while tripping?

I was thinking of listening to one or two of my favourite albums, answer some existential questions/do some soul searching, watch fractal videos on youtube and maybe watch planet earth on blu-ray

anything else? never taken LSD-like shit before
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>>53629098
all on the tail end of nights out t.bh, not gonna go into details you can find that on my blog
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>>53629173
How much are you gonna take?
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the only good david bowie tracks are let's dance, sound and vision, changes, and heroes. everything else is poo
>>
>>53629200
Oh it's you.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet poleaboo?
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>>53629204
just a 100 ug blotter
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>>53629173
be somewhere comfy, remember to drink water and go out in your garden if you have one (not the street if its your first time desu)
>>
>>53629158
I can't guarantee success.
>>
Why does England have so many gays?
Did propaganda do its job or what?
>>
>>
>>53629204
50mg
>>
>>53629173
Don't bother planning tbqh
As soon as a good dose hits you you'll have 400 other things you want to do more than whatever you planned.

I've tripped in the snow a few times and once at the beach, ended up staring at the scenery for hours and having a good laugh at nothing.
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>>53629253
>garden

fuck off billionaire
>>
new
>>53625403

>>53625403

>>53625403
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>>53629266
Trendy or something, Like depression.
>>
>>
>>53626769
>>53626669
>I want to seize control of your means of reproduction
Someone say this to them.
>>
sometimes i just wanna get a mcdonalds with my back of the bus ticket £1.99 voucher why is it always fucking full of noisy groups of 13 year olds, fuck offffff
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>>53629243
ok, you should be able to do most things you would normally do then. the most important thing is having a good set & setting.

if you start feeling a bit shit change the setting (i.e. if you're inside & listening to ghetto rap go outside or into another room & listen to tame impala or whatever)

the outdoors are nice, meditation is good, movies can be hard to follow and the acting will seem a lot less realistic for most things, cartoons can be pretty meme.
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