the great escape edition
we won our last game you cheeky cunt
british you mong
Absolutely disgusting how communists get treated in this country
>why yes i do use reddit flags to denote my location more precisely than is necessary
The BBC's Question Time has sparked bias claims after featuring just one declared left-winger on its panel.
Journalists and Labour MPs joined criticism of the flagship political debate show on Twitter during its first screening of the new year.
The five-strong panel pitched Corbyn-supporting Labour MP Cat Smith against Tory minister Nick Boles and Ukip MEP Patrick O'Flynn.
And the two journalists were both employees of newspapers owned by Rupert Murdoch - Sunday Times columnist Camilla Long and former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie, who now writes a column for the paper.
>I call the flag extension 'reddit flags' to try fool people into thinking I don't go on reddit
what the fuck lads, didn't get the job
apparently my interview "couldn't have gone better" but they wanted someone with more experience because "the role could get technical"
It was literally answering phones for customers that can't use a website, what the fuck
Why would you think that a 28 year old music grad still applying for entry level jobs would be better "technically" than a 20 year old who has relevant qualifications, genuine interest and ability in the field
back to the jobcentre it is to talk to the people that talk down to you even though they're basically retarded
>I take this vow. I take this vow never to be broken.
make sure you have a decent haircut and nice clothes on then walk around the local shops and say you're interested in applying for a job here, and was wondering whether I can hand in my resume if you can't handle the bantz.
On the topic of Reviewbrah:
I used to think he was an autist sperg, and I was afraid if I watched too many of his videos I'd become a sperg too by subconsciously developing his weird mannerisms, but nowadays I quite like him. Definitely an acquired taste.
A woman can in principle make 20 children in her life. A man can in principle make 20 in a day.
Mens reproductive ingredients are de facto worthless: If a man impregnates a woman, it was an 5 minute act for him, but the child bearing resource is blocked for 9 months and no other man can occupy it.
One man can block several women this way - in fact it is that way, and every now and then there were times when over dozend of women were able to spread their genes, for every man that did. This means most men in history are cucks, as they say around here.
What I want to say is this: No women is denied the primary biological imperative of living beings: reproduce herself. Her job is to make the best of what's in the dating pool (which in turn implements the Darwinian survival of only the fittest)
Since one men can "take" a large number of women, men need to compete. And many fail, thus the nightmares.
Not just any normal photographs. PHOTOGRAPHS OF AN INTIMATE SITUATION SUCH AS BEING HOSPITALISED. Only tippity top narcissists would do such a thing.
Unfortunately, narcissism is sometimes born out of low self esteem as a sort of self defence mechanism. You can tell she took 100s of photos to pick out a few "perfect" ones to make her look as good as possible
>mfw I bought some water and boiled it and watched my self steam go up
>A woman can in principle make 20 children in her life. A man can in principle make 20 in a day.
>Mens reproductive ingredients are de facto worthless: If a man impregnates a woman, it was an 5 minute act for him, but the child bearing resource is blocked for 9 months and no other man can occupy it.
>One man can block several women this way - in fact it is that way, and every now and then there were times when over dozend of women were able to spread their genes, for every man that did. This means most men in history are cucks, as they say around here.
>What I want to say is this: No women is denied the primary biological imperative of living beings: reproduce herself. Her job is to make the best of what's in the dating pool (which in turn implements the Darwinian survival of only the fittest)
>Since one men can "take" a large number of women, men need to compete. And many fail, thus the nightmares.
i don't have any retail experience so for the few places that have accepted my application when i went back to follow up they told me that they hired someone else with experience
going to try and start my own business now desu, i have enough money to survive until summer
I don't think you can be narcissistic enough for hospital selfies while having low self-esteem and image issues. It makes no sense. Even when my self-esteem reached its absolute peak, I refused to be in a picture that wasn't 100% absolutely necessary, like for licenses and shit. I haven't been in a picture for nearly 10 years now. There is zero evidence that I even existed from 2006 to 2016.
and that narcissism leads directly to extreme leftism. they attach themselves to something bigger (SJW movement) to give their lives a purpose and then they fantasise about leading the revolution.
sara and aisha as commissars would have all of /brit/ imprisoned without trial, indefinitely, probably in the scottish highlands since it's as close as we have to siberian desolation.
>I haven't been in a picture for nearly 10 years now. There is zero evidence that I even existed from 2006 to 2016.
Who knows? If I have, I've likely had my hood up because shitty rainy weather here but then I pretty much never left my house from about 2006-2012. I've probably been caught in the past two years on CCTV.
The same is true of virtually every shop that sells anything non-perishable. The only convenience that physical shops have is their... convenience. If you want an item that day there and then and they have it and you're willing to pay the premium then shops are for you.
i have applied for over 200 jobs online, visited several shopping centres multiple times, gone round city centres, asked at most pubs ive been to, asked most of my family and friends and contacted several temp agencies
had 4 interviews, all through one agency
i'm not even a bum either, i get mocked for speaking "posh", always clean shaven, always have clean, decent quality clothes. I am in shape and when i posted my face on /fa/ and reddit i got positive responses. I don't have autism either, as i said in my first post the feedback from my interview was that it "couldn't have gone better"
i'm a student taking a forced year out because i failed one exam by 2 marks
Looks like you bought a decharger m8. They steal your phones electrical charge then reroute it back to China via a complex network of electron pipes (wires, if you will). Saw it on Rip Off Britain the other morning.
doing a hunt for a girl whose dad told me never to message her again because we were talking about lewd things
not even attracted to her just want a friend
obviously still have her on skype but can't message her there
>huh yes I am glad you have noticed me, it is my pleasure to assist you in your voyage for happiness, I shall use my shaminc powers to guide you through the trails of life and test your super ego as you can see I am fully qualified in the art of metaphysics
just ate two cinnamon buns because my mum bought them and i know id be trying to stop myself from eating them for the next few days and eventually cave anyway because theyre so nice so just thought id eat them both now and get it out the way and not have to think about them any more
Holy shit, that's fucked... not really surprised by the online applications though, those adverts get like 100 applications; some of which will likely have more experience than you.
Do you live in London?
Thine swine dear to undermine my authority, I do say you are a rotten and wrectched little rat my friend
*swishes trench coat and turns to face the door*
haha! I have the upper hand it's over for thine!
*detonates a smoke bomb*
It's over I have the high ground
*transfigures into a polar bear and does a backflip over the eiffel tower*
Second """season""" is pretty great also. It was necessary to see what happens after they escape. It was also fun watching Michaels plan for after escaping pan out. The later half of it takes a horrible turn and then the rest of the show is utter trash
i know this is bait, but they escape, the old guy dies, they miss the plane at the airport.
they spend their days evading an FBI agent who's tracking them down, not as good as the first season, but still very good, Ends with everyone including the FBI guy and except lincoln being arrested in panama.
Second best season imo, they're all in prison in panama, michael thinks sara is dead but has to break a guy called "whistler" out of this prison. Everyone escapes, even Teabag despite all tries to stop him.
literally unwatchable, stay away
Although companies can't commit to long term contracts for financial reasons, commitment comes into the hiring process as they are still interested in who will keep coming back and it's always better for them to hire someone who they have worked with before.
i'm unironically a student taking a forced year out, failed a 10 credit module but by more than 2 marks.
Managed to get the first job I applied for by giving out cvs in a shopping centre
OFFICIAL TV PROGRAMME RANKINGS :
1. The Sopranos
2. The Wire
3. Breaking bad
4. Prison break
literal shit meme
the most overrated TV show EVER
if it were a film it would be worse than birdman
snapped this one of the gf in the summer
left leg inexplicable hurts a bit
right toes hurt a bit cos theyve been pressed into the floor for quite a bit
need a shit
backs a bit sore
left hand knuckles could do with a good cracking
throats a bit itchy
right nostril a bit snotty
rubbed left eye a bit too hard earlier, still aches a bit
IT'S NEARLY 5:30 AND MY COMPUTER HAS NOT WENT A COMFY ORANGE
I've been meaning to watch that, thanks for the reminder
did it to intentionally trigger the sopranofags since The Wire is objectively the best tv show of all time.
getting 4 2nite x
So immigrants can get away with mass rape in Europe? Not only that but the authorities will cover it up.
Whites have no culture. They stole everything from superior (i.e. African) races.
Nah the front door stays locked but I do sometimes leave the sliding door in the back unlocked if I'm just going down the street to have a few drinks with some of the neighbors. I don't use the front much, usually come in the back.
Definitely need to put the shotgun in the safe with the others when I go out, can't have that go missing.
Met Hayley at a nice hotel on the edge of the city centre. Easy to find, no worries getting past reception, nice bar if you wanted a drink beforehand and the room was nicely furnished, clean and modern.
Hayley answered wearing black heels, black stockings, and a really nice black fitted dress. I was offered a drink as we chatted for a little bit and made to feel comfortable straight away. Hayley is well spoken girl who comes across as very cute and fun but not a bimbo.
We started with Hayley using a few of her toys on herself whilst I watched her. She had a great selection all of which she was eager to use. She made little moans she she played with herself and genuinely seemed to enjoy it. At one point Hayley was lay on the bed with her legs spread a pink rabbit in her pussy and a dildo in her ass. A truly mouth watering sight!
We then moved to Hayley giving me a blowjob. As predicted this is something she excels at. Passionate, not too forceful, lots of noise, gagging and sloppy cock sucking.
We then moved to do a 69. Having Hayley's pussy and ass in your face is something every man should have on their bucket list!
fuck me, looking at getting phone insurance for a £100 phone
£6.99 a year, have to prove you took reasonable precautions, only two 'lost/stolen' claims a year and you have to be £25 excess for a claim
fucking highway robbery!!! cunts
was walking through town earlier lads and saw this guy exhale a cloud of vape smoke and just though to myself "lmao mouth fedora" then i realised he was literally wearing a fedora as well and i actually bursted out laughing people probably thought i was mental haha what am i like x
>living in muslim shite holes that actually make you need phone insurance
I pity you.
fuck off i'll do what i want, lost a lot of phones in the past and been mugged 2/3 times and know plenty of people who have had theirs pinched in the recent past. maybe you don't need it if you live in some sunny home counties village
tonight you bellicose zygote not right now
>he can afford carpet
>he has stairs
fuck off quintillionaire tory scrote
>not tipping an air fedora at him
have him fax it over quick
fuck off degenerate
fuck off yank
fuck off bender
fuck off weeb
Prank idea: ketchup packets under the nubs on the bottom of toilet seats
I had asked for more of a Dom session (which she delivered superbly despite my poor pre-guidance).
All of the services that I had requested were delivered in spades, and she really took note of my favourite activities (RO and face sitting) and seemed to bring an effortless attention to detail.
And I managed to tick one off the bucket list, we had discussed snowballing beforehand, and we agreed on the day how it would happen - cow girl until I was nearly ready, off with the mac and CIM followed by the snowball.
>Yes I am an acid baby, so much so that I identify as one in religious discussions
Requesting that image of Kanye West talking about waiting for the joke getting old when referring to Communism. The people who have it will know what I'm talking about.
I need it.
I'm gonna be taking some 1P-LSD tomorrow afternoon, what's some fun shit to do while tripping?
I was thinking of listening to one or two of my favourite albums, answer some existential questions/do some soul searching, watch fractal videos on youtube and maybe watch planet earth on blu-ray
anything else? never taken LSD-like shit before
Don't bother planning tbqh
As soon as a good dose hits you you'll have 400 other things you want to do more than whatever you planned.
I've tripped in the snow a few times and once at the beach, ended up staring at the scenery for hours and having a good laugh at nothing.
ok, you should be able to do most things you would normally do then. the most important thing is having a good set & setting.
if you start feeling a bit shit change the setting (i.e. if you're inside & listening to ghetto rap go outside or into another room & listen to tame impala or whatever)
the outdoors are nice, meditation is good, movies can be hard to follow and the acting will seem a lot less realistic for most things, cartoons can be pretty meme.