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funny edition
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>>53625403
Janny will fucking go MENTAL
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Hello hi
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reddit flags are cancer
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cara
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no fun allowed below this line

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>Back from the docs

Bit nippy out lads.
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having fun
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hello how I learn English to speak good?
give me site or video to learn good
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>I greet you and respond to my own greeting immediately
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HELP
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>>53625516
Get the bastard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGXVa_w7QD0

This is what an acid trip is like
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Janny Janny
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>>53625493
>>53625493
>>53625493
reminder that /brit/ should be made by a brit
designated real thread
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Got three B's lads in my recent exams (3rd Year, 1st Semester).

Should I be happy with that?
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>>53625523
http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/incest/
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>>53625530
>tfw senpai notices you
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>>53625588
no it shouldn't you autistic twat
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Doing a wank
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>>53625597
thanks you for this
not to learn english but ok
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>>53625702
how was sports direct?
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>>53625670
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>when qts at work show their midriff
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>>53625718
sorry I don't know what you asked me
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>>53625670
Just did one
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>>53625670
why do they all have fake tits
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>>53625840
>gooks
>decent real tits
pick one
at least they all look like passable fakes
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not a fan of split threads
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>>53625670
Why does "Tsubomi" only have one name?
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>>53625933
post >>53625493 here then
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>>53625933
it's simple
this thread is for yanks, muriboos and muh heritage
>>53625493
>>53625493
>>53625493
this is for proper british lads
have reported everyone ITT for treason btw
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Hey I'm the king of the world
You oughta hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm twenty inches long
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>>53626001
Why
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LADS
Police are bringing a dog into my yard to track down somebody who apparently just broke in to a house up the street.
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>>53626001
>>53626027
literal childs, you should both fuck off back to reddit
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>>53626298
>childs
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Hello Englands.
How To Learn English Good?
Does it Hard to Learn?
Link or Video To Learn Please.
No Fuck with Me.
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>>53625403
Degenerates do not belong in /brit/

This includes;
Drug takers
Excessive alcohol consumers
Anyone that masturbates
Anyone that has sex without a fiancé/fiancée/spouse
Vouyers of pornography
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>>53626719
Hello friend!
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>>53629334
agree with this desu
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What's the losest bitrate track in your music folder?


8 here
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>>53629334
good post
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>>53629366
243
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Really love my gf lads.

I'm actually considering proposing to her.
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Give Poleaboo a (you)
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>>53629384
How old are you?
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>I have a music folder
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>>53629334
>3/5
could be worse I guess
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>>5362933
Homosexuals, transsexuals, transgenderism and anime lovers, too.
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>>53629334
literal rasheed
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>>53629366
Dunno, I only download lossless, preferably vinyl rips because I'm not a pleb.
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Here's my reply to the 1P-LSD lad, >>53629400
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>>53629384
Establish what each of you get in the divorce beforehand in writing senpai
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>>53629393
I'm 27.

She's 20.
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>>53629426
>>53629334
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>>53629334
People who cannot quote posts properly.
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>>53629334
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>there are """people""" in this thread RIGHT NOW who ultrasonically wear graphic t-shirts
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>>53629467
fuck off nonce
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>@53629334
>People who cannot quote posts properly.
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>>53629467
She's too young it won't end well if you propose.
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>>53629541
Cheers, babes.
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>>53629521
aven't a clue what this means
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>>53629400
thnx la x

I'll be dropping tomorrow at about 13:00 GMT so stay tuned and I'll keep you updated
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>why yes i do hail from god's own country, i'm speaking of course about the beautiful historic county of hampshire
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>>53629334
Phenomenal post, good bretherin of this good earth
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Is the steam group still active?
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>>53629581
Get some alcohol in your system and it will make perfect sense. Everything does. That's why you get so sad.
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>>53629521
Until recently I wore solely black metal band t shirts, not even meming, changed to polo shirts now for whatever reason.

Still like band t shirts for the art desu. Graphic t shirts can be nice.
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>>53629521
At what point should a middle age man start dressing exclusively in old man shirts and ties and long jackets from marks and sparks
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>>53629334
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I always try to look sad. Not because I'm actually sad, but because I feel like I look good when I look sad.
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>>53629626
Individuals belonging to it are.
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>Still like band t shirts for the art desu. Graphic t shirts can be nice.
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why don't taigs just FUCK OFF down south to the republic if they love ireland so much

they do my fucking head in
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Anyone know a good xml editor?

>>53629628
maybe you are right

I've decided to forcefully get myself drunk tonight anyway
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Lads where do I find new music?

I used to like dubstep but obviiously thats dead now and the "le future garage" meme is a bit dead too

not a fan of deep house when im just listening to it in my bedroom. might listen to techno i suppose
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passed my exam innit
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>>53629679
#notalltaigs
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>>53629598
no worries :) have a nice trip

ok, i'll probs be here
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doing a tfw no gf and listening to dsbm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vwnr_u6fc
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>>53629719
good lade

think i might be asleep tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSZGNhprPvU
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>>53629334
I do all of those
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>>53629719
And then we will all comfort you.
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>>53629727
congratulations lad
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>>53629724
>I used to like dubstep

Listen to ambient stuff lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUW5npB-Yxc
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>>53629679
ulster?
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>not a fan of deep house when im just listening to it in my bedroom. might listen to techno i suppose
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AMERICANS

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=313&v=PRpiwa3so8U
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>>53629679
why dont you fuck off back to britain
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>>53629788
the golden age of dubstep was literally the GOAT era of music. we will niver again witness something as GOAT
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American films are almost entirely funded by advertising, and a lot is political propaganda which should be freely supplied by the US department of defence or the Israeli Government's security services.
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>the golden age of dubstep was literally the GOAT era of music
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>>53629763
mfw plebs say Silencer has shit vocals
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>>53629835
come and make me
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>>53629602
What's fedora about Hampshire?
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>>53629857
Fucking kill yourself
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>>53629774
Thank you in advance

>>53629765
weak cunt
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Rate my new haircut
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> American films are almost entirely funded by advertising, and a lot is political propaganda which should be freely supplied by the US department of defence or the Israeli Government's security services.
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>>53629727
did you get distinction first class
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>>53629857
>golden age of dubstep was literally the GOAT era of music
nah, late jungle-early dnb was better. No dubstep release is as good as New Forms, Inside the Machine or Wormhole
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are there two kyary posters?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMYwx12g6aY
Tune lads
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There's a Welsh bloke at my work, his accent is horrendous and he has dead, rabbit-like eyes
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>>53629334
Masha'allah, very halal bro :))
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>nah, late jungle-early dnb was better. No dubstep release is as good as New Forms, Inside the Machine or Wormhole
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>>53629763
fuck me this is proper bent, is this a joke? delete this
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>>53629975
there are approximately 5
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>>53629983
dead rarebit-like eyes
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>>53629911
ive been trying exceeding hard to stay awake but now getting most tired

probably should have done as ky said and had a nap

oh well
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>>53629891
i dont want anything to do with you lot youre worsening than muslims
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Am I white?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsixWMdScUI

absolute banger this one
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>>53625509
>back from work, had my hair cut short yesterday
My ears are freezing mate
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Any new memes from the last few weeks?
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>>53629892
didn't u get the memo everything's fedora now
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>>53630027
heh
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I remember thinking how much of loser a 24 year old virgin would be when I was 17

>tfw 24 year old virgin now
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>>53630082
>memo
fuck off yank
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forgot pic
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oh lord i feel like i might've become addicted to weed ayy lmao
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>>53629981
yeh mate feeling this wicked ah sick
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>>53629775
cheers bruv
>>53629929
nah but did well, proper chuffed i am
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>>53630114
why 24

what an oddly specific number
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>>53630007
thinking about that ice cream being my penis
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>>53630050
forgot pic
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>>53630082
memo? more like meme-o
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haven't played euro truck sim in 2 days lads aha
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>>53629976
This is rasheed's dream rape victim
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>>53630164
Merkel?
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>>53630155
was watching a programme featuring a 24 year old virgin. Just thought back to that specific time
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And radio waves, kept me company
In those beautiful days, when there was no money
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Big Macs are getting smaller
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>Sexual aggressions by Muslims in Quebec
It's ok, though! Canada only let in those with families and vetted by the UN! :)
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Should I?
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https://twitter.com/veIveteendream/status/687699721239040001
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>>53629749
quick question m8, what do I do with the blotter? do I just keep it under my tongue for 20 minutes then swallow it?
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>>53630279
burn it? yeah
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>>53630279
yes
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>>53630279
I would.
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>>53630279
Maggie literally did nothing wrong
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>>53630305
keep it under your tongue until its all gone
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>>53630303
>speaking English
>using twitter

Culturual appropriation 2bh, highly problematic imo.
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Just edged for two hours, fell asleep when I orgasmed.

wew lad
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>>53630279
The review in the LRB said it was a good read but limited as history. Might be worth a go
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>>53630368
She mucked up 12 across once.
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>>53630210
I had a dream last night where a girl I used to go to school with was now my gf. I told her I was a virgin and I remember she said 'it's alright you'll lose that virginity this weekend'
>I was happy
>I appreciated everything again
>I was thinking about how getting a job and being a normal human wouldn't be too bad
>even remember thinking 'haha it's so easy to get laid, those stupid fucking idiots on /r9k/ '
Then I woke up. I checked the girl's Facebook to see what she's up to these days because I honestly wouldn't have minded dating her, but she's pregnant and about to have a child. Bit fucked up considering she's 19.
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>>53630383
>2 hours
Rookie.
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"Maggie did nothing wrong." - Adolf Hitler
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How is this woman so right about everything?
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>>53630422
I'm on drugs that increase your libido I couldn't help myself busting a nut 2bh
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>>53630305
Keep it there until it pretty much falls apart, than swallow whatever is left.

Doses vary on blotters, be sure you're ready when you take it
Have a nice trip m8
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>>53630430
Piss off, Welshie
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How is Wales like?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bql6sIU2A7k
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>>53630370

Kek, it doesnt dissolve you spanner. You have to swallow it ecentually.
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>tfw last night out with the boys before everyone goes home next week
wew
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>Muslims are welcome in Britain
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>>53630497
>tfw quiet night in with the banter brigade (you lot are the banter brigade)
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>>53630471
Some beautiful scenery & wildlife

Mostly poor, in some areas very poor and depressing. They have an inferiority complex re. England too.
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>>53630431
People are going to be outraged about this simply because SHE said it though.

It's a perfectly reasonable thing to ask for, but people hate her and that will blind them.
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>>53630149
well done my little slut

might have a nappy nappy nap now
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>>53630305

I always swallow blotters straight down
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>>53630459
pls don't do a lot of speed m8
it does terrible things to people
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I'm at the bottom of a boat lads

It's a bar above. My brother runs the kitchen so I get free food and drink
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>>53630528
Call and cancel it
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>>53630421
dreams are so cruel sometimes
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>>53630471
Great
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>>53630528
Remember to tip.
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I'm in the banter brigade lads
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>>53630560
Wasnt speed I don't touch that anymore, only pharmaceuticals and organic drugs for me. I'm on lyrica.
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>>53630303
Yeah I'm fucking sick of africans, asians, arbs etc. appropriating our language, fuck off :^)
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Looks...... Bloody hell, she's a looker alright, one of the best looking lasses I've ever climbed into bed with. She's young, slim, blonde and sporting a nice perky pair of youthful tits. I really couldn't find a snag at all in her looks or her attitude. My jaw hung loose when she opened the door dressed in her school uniform, sporting a wide smile and a friendly smacker on my lips. I'd say her age is more or less accurate, maybe a couple of years in it but not enough to quibble over.
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>>53630561
Sounds alright, what's the address? I'll be there in a bit lad.
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>>53630431
agree on this issue desu
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>Nasa has ended the spacewalk involving UK astronaut Tim Peake after his US colleague reported water in his helmet.

FOYs
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>>53630561
>>53630561
Woops
>>53630561
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>>53630602
Yes, you certainly are.
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>>53630471
The people are the friendlist in the world. They know how to make good with what little things they have. The place is a shithole and the people are like living in a fantasy land where everything is happy and good.
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>>53630615
Appropriating our technology too
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>>53630629
>>53630659
BRISTOL
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could you imagine being kissless past the age of 20? then again,

15-20 is the easiest time to get your first kiss. after that it becomes increasingly harder
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>>53630553
How long does it take to kick in that way?
I usually held them for a while and then swallowed whatever was left. Usually started getting noticeable results 20-30 minutes in and a strong trip going within an hour.

We used to get doses on candy, too. Sweet Tart hits were always the way to go.
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>>53630659
So you're some rodent /brit/posting in the bowels of a booze-barge scrounging free food?
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>305 likes
https://twitter.com/jackiefridayyo/status/684220041454170112
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>>53630666
>The place is a shithole and the people are like living in a fantasy land where everything is happy and good

that's patriotism for you
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>>53630569
fucks sake now ive got reddit flags i've realised all the yanks are just one guy from VIRGINia
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>>53630730
don't need to imagine it m82bh
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>>53630766
Virginiayank's a good lad for a yank
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35326988
>David Bowie albums make up 25% of top 40
>Nineteen of David Bowie's albums have entered the UK album charts, after fans sought out his classic hits in the wake of his death.

All those people desperately buying the albums so they can jump on the grief bandwagon for likes, retweets and karma.

Pathetic hipsters.
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>>53630760
The Welsh are top lads 2bh feel bad about them getting a lot of stick.

Strong patriots who would defend the country to their death.
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>>53630766
Not always, there are sometimes 2 or 3 guys from Virginia in here.

and some asshole from Cali but fuck that guy.
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>why yes of course i use reddit flags, how else would i keep track of the precise location of other retards such as myself
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>>53630552
nitey nite bae
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>>53630886
>bringing people back to your parents' house beyond your teens
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who /DeleAlliDrivingLesson/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzWxHtk1uwU
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>>53630820
It's probably less than 10% that will mention their purchase on social media.

This happens every-time a major artist dies and has done since record sales began.

edgemaster.
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>>53630737

I found no significant difference between sublingual and swallowing. Both methods I would usually start to feel something around 45 mins. Dosage is the better indicator for onset, when i swallowed 8 tabs of AL-LAD, 45 minutes in I was tripping as hard as the peak of a 2 tab trip.
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>>53630827
fair enough lad, nothing against you i just thought /brit/ was more popular
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There is litterally nothing wrong with Belfast.
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>>53630945
If you were an actual fan youd have the albums already
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>>53630894
Hello, Slough.
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>>53630919
me on the right
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>>53630820

Honestly who actually pays attention to charts? I couldn't name a single number 1 from 2015.
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>>53630368
>did nothing wrong

>destroyed the norths economy
>sold of government housing at a fraction of the building costs
>ruined public transport
>covered up pedos
>the list goes on

only thing she did right was the falklands war
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/brit/ is fucking shit 2bh. Nothing original happens here any more.

>Anime posters
>Sersh, Cara, Maisie posters
>Kpop autists
>Fedora posters (literally spam more than anime nonces)
>FONT posters
>FOY posters
>Everyone has reddit flags
>Same tired and forced memes
>Original posts met with tired old memes

Just fucking kill yourselves. Useless, unoriginal spastics. It's literally just spam, mindless spam, because you don't have an ounce of creativity in your entire being.

You know what'll show me, green texting this entire post with a fedora image you saved to your ever growing folder of them. Maybe post an anime image, simply with the word 'anime', that's sure to put me in my place.

I can't begin to imagine how fucking boring and menial your company must be IRL, no wonder you come here to spam rubbish for attention, everyone around you must literally feel like killing themselves when you try to engage them
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>>53631002
What do you mean?
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>>53630820
Literally never listened to David Bowie, although after his death I realised I had no idea just how many of his songs I knew. Just didn't know it was him
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>>53631002
Not even Adele's Hello?

I listen to the charts every week to keep up to date.
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>>53631009
Me
Not me
Not me
Me
Me
Me
Me
All me
All me
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>>53631009
Maybe I am unimaginative desu. I can't imagine being enraged by the quality of posts in /brit/.
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>>53631009
good post
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>>53631008
bit queer desu
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really annoys me that all the 'orange' looking fruits have individual names. I want to just say I ate an orange but thanks to their taxonomy, I feel like an idiot.
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>>53631008
amazing post lad
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>I listen to the charts every week to keep up to date.
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>>53631009
maisie is one of the oldest if not the oldest /brit/ gimmick, definitely the longest running one.

it's always been like this, don't pretend.
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>>53631117
FOY
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>really annoys me that all the 'orange' looking fruits have individual names. I want to just say I ate an orange but thanks to their taxonomy, I feel like an idiot.
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>>53631088
i agree with this, i don't want to learn the difference between a tangerine and a clementine because i'm not a cunt
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Been talking to this lad in Zimbabwe, fucking hell life is absolutely SHITE over there. He has WhatsApp yet he still worries about it not raining and his maize crop failing, how mental is that?
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>The majority of posters in here actually believe the world would be a better place if the axis powers won in WWII
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>>53631009
>FOY
this is new, what is it?
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back from the shop lads, see the post directly below for my intoxication for the night
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Taking your phone out of it's protective casing to feel its slim and smooth body is actually a lot like when you get horny from removing your own clothes and feeling your own slim and smooth body.
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Wouldn't usually buy E&J but money's a bit tight this week aha
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>>53631009
Very good post
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>>53631191
nevermind lads I worked it out

FOYs
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>>53630965
What an ugly "city"
Why are all British cities so ugly? That's one thi I'll give Americans. They know how to design and build a city
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>>53631212
>slim and smooth body
l o n d o n
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this >>53631172 post should be fedora-ised, not mine (>>53631088)


desu
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Messaged a girl on Tinder for the first time last week lads, only she never replied and I felt sad and gave her up as a lost cause, but now she's replied and I feel like maybe there is a God after all eh?
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went to the orange place lads, was nice.
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>>53631187
nah i would rather die than be subjugated by sweaty german cunts
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>>53630978
I do, haven't even listened to him since his death though.
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>>53631273
what's that?
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>>53631266
fuck off then you wanker, i was engaging with you but you can shove an orange up your arse to be honest
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53631187
literally no one thinks this
>>>/pol/
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Done an ulster scot dialact ledsss

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l7eKDOCijf

>>53631260
I like it 2bh. It's the shit weather that makes British cities look ugly.
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>>53631264
I'm actually going to london next weekend. taken a couple days off
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>>53631338
shrine place going up a mountain in Japan.
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>>53631369
Why
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>>53631176
howd you get in contact with him
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>>53630988
lucky
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Cheer up, you miserable sods.
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>>53631349
In case you didn't notice, I gave you your (You), ungrateful swine
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>>53631335
>The way he almost fell over the other way after that little kick
Manlets. Will they ever?
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>>53631260
FOY
city planning is a lot easier when you're building from scratch
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>>53631009
He's right 2bh

>>53631149
>>53630894
>>53630518
>>53629999
>>53629923
>>53629883
>>53629805
>>53629676
>>53629602
>>53629402
>>53625530

Literally, what is the point?
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>>53631368
are you the same northern irish lad that hates cornwall? stop changing your flag if you are ffs
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>>53630886
I've never brought a girl to see my parents and I'm on double figures
>virgin til freshers week master race
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>>53631411
meeting friends from online
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>>53631335
This lad is weird because he's not a dwarf, he's completely mobile and doesn't waddle at all.

He's a gnome. Blessed art he.
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>>53631442
literally all me except one
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>>53631009
/brit/ has been shit the past two years, stop acting like it was every good.

The lastest gimmick just gets spammed until a new one takes its place/
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>>53631451
I don't hate cornwall at all you header I was in Scotland last week so my flag was Scotland.
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>>53631442
poo
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>Literally, what is the point?
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>>53631335
Source?
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>>53631395
I would like to visit there.
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>>53631478
where'd you meet em?
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>>53631395
don't suppose you went up mount hiei?
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>>53631515
you're a different lad then

WHERES ULSTER FFS

NEED HIS VOCAROOS LIKE A I R
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>>53631534
/brit/
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>>53631534
Are you dormers?
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>>53631335
Why is that little Jew lad attacking the normal sized fella?
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posts slags you know irl
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>>53631556
not him, but i did lad, was a good mountain
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>>53631534
Initially? WoW

We have a whatsapp group we mostly communicate through now
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>>53631593
livestream pls
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>>53631587
>NEED HIS VOCAROOS LIKE A I R
this desu
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Lads why am I so autistically hopeless with cash

Did they make cards for people like me
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>>53631616
Didn't really know her desu, friend of a friend.
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FUCK OFF

F U C K O F F

OUR GRANDPARENTS DID NOT SHED BLOOD IN WORLD WAR TWO TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH JOHNNY FOREIGNERS IN OUR SPACE

THIS IS BRIT, A SERIES OF THREADS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN.
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE FOREIGN FLAGS

F U C K OFF
LET US HAVE JUST ONE THING
O N E
T H I N G

CAN WE NOT HAVE THAT?
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who /comfyinstasync/ here
someone make one lads
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>>53631616
find it funny how men are sexually attracted to tits so women are like 'i'll wear these clothes to show off my tits so men can be sexually attracted to me'

women are whores.
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>>53631616
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>>53631488
What do you get out of it, can you literally not think of anything better to post? You're not even engaging anyone, it's just spam.

>>53631505
Nah fuck off, been here since the beginning and there was never this much spam, never, at least not consistently.
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>>53631531
I went up mount Inari only.
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just lied to someone online about having friends online
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finished my exam lads

it went alright, got 2 weeks to just cotch now
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>>53631680
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>>53631616
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>he didnt go to japan in winter
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>>53631623
story?

if I ever had the chance to go to japan, it's one of the places I want to visit
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>>53631661
>cash
FOY
>>53631671
that counts
>>53631699
future rapist
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>>53631712
There was m8, don't you remember the UKIP spam?
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>>53631680
britain was close to accepting germany's offers of peace but they knew USA was soon to join the war.

even brits admit this to truth. Not saying US won the way by anymore, but you guys were fucked early on
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>>53631616
oompa loompa af.
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please respond
>>53631661
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>>53631723
>>53631556

sorry.
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>>53630528
Dominos is never good, even if you're drunk
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>>53631681
Might do one later. Missed it desu.
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>>53631744
I went in March desu, was a nipper (in Nippon haha) though.

Would like to go back now I'm older 2bh, eat much more food and see what the nightlife is like.

inb4 weeb.
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Who /Englishmustard/ here?
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>>53631774
UKIP posters are still here, and yeah, there was a fair bit in the lead up to the election. But firstly, it was still nowhere on the same scale, and secondly, at least it was relevant, and now that it isn't, it doesn't happen as much.
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>>53631772
>future rapist
yeah

rapist of YOU if you keep being harsh
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>>53631792
barely true
but
>even brits admit this
definitely not true
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>>53631772
swear i've matched her on tinder
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>>53631597
why
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>>53631855
ngl prefer Dijon mate.
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>>53631825
ye, all the toppings taste the same. they are horrible pizzas 2bh, and grossly overpriced, even when you use the vouchers.
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>>53631260
Never been to Oxford?
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>>53631751
was brety gud, was really foggy so couldn't see much, but went to the top anyway
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>>53631879
chloe?
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not any any human contact for past 2 days
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>>53631744
i never saw snow, but it was quite warm this new years.
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>>53631938
Sad times.
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gf just sent me this
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>>53631938
why what's happened pal
you've been a lot more active on here too
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>>53631865
ok lad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koT0vkaz81g

would shit myself t.bh
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>>53631998
>>53631938
hmm
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>>53631260
>this delusion

Most yank cities are dull af and just sprawling messes.
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actually didnt had nap had shower

now making pasty basty wasty
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>>53631998
i'm back at uni and no one's here and i've got a nocturnal sleeping pattern

i'm gonna try fix it and stay up 24 hours
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Looks like getting past the Google spam filter will be harder than I thought

It's okay to have "google" in your subject but you can't steal their code for the template of your email

Haven't checked if you can have gmail/google in your name yet though
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>>53632010
Should have bayoneted those cheeky shits ngl, or at least put a bullet in anyone laughing. Must be a pretty frustrating job.
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>>53632010
Those guards are serving members of the British Infantry, holding loaded automatic rifles. I should fucking hope so.
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>>53631998
>>53632010
>>53632047
bleeding hell there are three (3) west midlands posters >>53632021

i'm not a paki and i hope you 2 aren't either
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Is the cheeky nandos meme over yet?
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>>53632113
Let's see, shall we?
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>>53632111
where did you come from?
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>>53632113
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>>53632111
i am unfortunately of indian decent, and what you may refer to rudely as a 'paki'
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>>53632155
i've always been here i'm the only regular you mug
i was aware there was another but someone must be new
>>53632185
no worries lad
are you a bro-tier sikh
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>>53632185
disgusting
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>>53631941
>>53631744
how much does it cost
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is there a new thread ??


>>53632185
dgaf as long as you're not mudshit
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>>53631744

was there last month
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>>53631854
weeb
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>>53632224
ah fairs, i thought you were the other guy
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Yorkshire would be a nice place to live if it wasn't full of northern twats
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>>53632091
>Must be a pretty frustrating job.

It's just banter, Guards get two whole weeks extra training compared to regular infantry just to learn how to deal with this shit.
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if i dont get a job my lifes literally over lads
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>>53632304
And pakis.
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>>53631487
He's got the same thing Beetlejuice had.
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there's only one city worth visiting in england

no one pays thousands of $ to go see your shitty little villages. Get some real cities worth visiting
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>>53631855
>Yanks and other jf don't have real mustard

What horrid lives they have.
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What time should I start drinking?
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>>53632304
We don't want any more Southern pakis moving up here. Fuck off and think about something else
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>>53632342
>>53632342
>>53632342
NEW
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http://strawpoll.me/6545212
http://strawpoll.me/6545212
http://strawpoll.me/6545212
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2 gram joint of shiva skunk.

Blaze it
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>>53632311
I have a job and it feels like my life is over. I'm getting greyer every day and I sit there all day waiting for 5pm to come around
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>>53631368
I know your voice. Outside of /brit/ I mean.
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>>53632353
I'll bring up your request at the next budget meeting.
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>>53632230
about £5000~ for me. Staying for 3 months in hostels, was pretty frugal but saw almost everything.
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>>53632383
>We don't want any more pakis
>In Yorkshire
>The county with the most pakis by a long stretch
>Rotheram
>Bradford
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>>53632439
Hwo? what leter does my name begin with where did you hear me?
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>>53632508
I don't know your name or anything, I just recognise the voice from somewhere. Maybe I do know your name and can't put the voice to it yet.
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>>53631009
+1
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>>53632571
Where do you live mate?

This is weird I probably speak to you occasionally.
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>>53632689
>Announcing where I live on 4chan
No hanks m8. North Belfast is the best you'll get out of me.
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>>53632756
Fuck same here I defintely know ye, upload a vocaroo
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>>53632838
>uploading anything to the internet that can be traced back to me
No hanks lad. I'd probably peg you as an Ardoyne man or maybe Cliftonville or something.
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>>53632927
Cliftonville is close to me but I live in a prod area so make do with that info.
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>>53633051
Sure if I hear you out and about, I'll say hello.
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>>53633113
Do you actually know me like? How have I talked to you? Same school?
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>>53633319
Can't pinpoint where I know the voice from, but I definitely 100% know the voice and it's not from /brit/ threads.
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>>53633364
Spooly 2bh racking my brain here thinking wher I might have met you. Belfast Met college?
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>>53633429
Na that won't have been in it, I went straight to uni. If I remember sure, I'll post it in /brit/ and hope you're around to spot it.
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>>53633507
Sound lad. Hope we have a pint in the future or something.
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>>53625476
>he missed the right hole two times
one job
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>>53625840
that's just some dumbass who doesn't into photoshop terribly well, m9
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