no fun allowed below this line
>I greet you and respond to my own greeting immediately
Degenerates do not belong in /brit/
Excessive alcohol consumers
Anyone that masturbates
Anyone that has sex without a fiancé/fiancée/spouse
Vouyers of pornography
Dunno, I only download lossless, preferably vinyl rips because I'm not a pleb.
>why yes i do hail from god's own country, i'm speaking of course about the beautiful historic county of hampshire
Phenomenal post, good bretherin of this good earth
Until recently I wore solely black metal band t shirts, not even meming, changed to polo shirts now for whatever reason.
Still like band t shirts for the art desu. Graphic t shirts can be nice.
I always try to look sad. Not because I'm actually sad, but because I feel like I look good when I look sad.
>Still like band t shirts for the art desu. Graphic t shirts can be nice.
why don't taigs just FUCK OFF down south to the republic if they love ireland so much
they do my fucking head in
Lads where do I find new music?
I used to like dubstep but obviiously thats dead now and the "le future garage" meme is a bit dead too
not a fan of deep house when im just listening to it in my bedroom. might listen to techno i suppose
doing a tfw no gf and listening to dsbm
>I used to like dubstep
Listen to ambient stuff lad
>not a fan of deep house when im just listening to it in my bedroom. might listen to techno i suppose
American films are almost entirely funded by advertising, and a lot is political propaganda which should be freely supplied by the US department of defence or the Israeli Government's security services.
>the golden age of dubstep was literally the GOAT era of music
> American films are almost entirely funded by advertising, and a lot is political propaganda which should be freely supplied by the US department of defence or the Israeli Government's security services.
>nah, late jungle-early dnb was better. No dubstep release is as good as New Forms, Inside the Machine or Wormhole
I remember thinking how much of loser a 24 year old virgin would be when I was 17
>tfw 24 year old virgin now
oh lord i feel like i might've become addicted to weed ayy lmao
nah but did well, proper chuffed i am
Just edged for two hours, fell asleep when I orgasmed.
I had a dream last night where a girl I used to go to school with was now my gf. I told her I was a virgin and I remember she said 'it's alright you'll lose that virginity this weekend'
>I was happy
>I appreciated everything again
>I was thinking about how getting a job and being a normal human wouldn't be too bad
>even remember thinking 'haha it's so easy to get laid, those stupid fucking idiots on /r9k/ '
Then I woke up. I checked the girl's Facebook to see what she's up to these days because I honestly wouldn't have minded dating her, but she's pregnant and about to have a child. Bit fucked up considering she's 19.
Looks...... Bloody hell, she's a looker alright, one of the best looking lasses I've ever climbed into bed with. She's young, slim, blonde and sporting a nice perky pair of youthful tits. I really couldn't find a snag at all in her looks or her attitude. My jaw hung loose when she opened the door dressed in her school uniform, sporting a wide smile and a friendly smacker on my lips. I'd say her age is more or less accurate, maybe a couple of years in it but not enough to quibble over.
The people are the friendlist in the world. They know how to make good with what little things they have. The place is a shithole and the people are like living in a fantasy land where everything is happy and good.
How long does it take to kick in that way?
I usually held them for a while and then swallowed whatever was left. Usually started getting noticeable results 20-30 minutes in and a strong trip going within an hour.
We used to get doses on candy, too. Sweet Tart hits were always the way to go.
>David Bowie albums make up 25% of top 40
>Nineteen of David Bowie's albums have entered the UK album charts, after fans sought out his classic hits in the wake of his death.
All those people desperately buying the albums so they can jump on the grief bandwagon for likes, retweets and karma.
>why yes of course i use reddit flags, how else would i keep track of the precise location of other retards such as myself
I found no significant difference between sublingual and swallowing. Both methods I would usually start to feel something around 45 mins. Dosage is the better indicator for onset, when i swallowed 8 tabs of AL-LAD, 45 minutes in I was tripping as hard as the peak of a 2 tab trip.
>did nothing wrong
>destroyed the norths economy
>sold of government housing at a fraction of the building costs
>ruined public transport
>covered up pedos
>the list goes on
only thing she did right was the falklands war
/brit/ is fucking shit 2bh. Nothing original happens here any more.
>Sersh, Cara, Maisie posters
>Fedora posters (literally spam more than anime nonces)
>Everyone has reddit flags
>Same tired and forced memes
>Original posts met with tired old memes
Just fucking kill yourselves. Useless, unoriginal spastics. It's literally just spam, mindless spam, because you don't have an ounce of creativity in your entire being.
You know what'll show me, green texting this entire post with a fedora image you saved to your ever growing folder of them. Maybe post an anime image, simply with the word 'anime', that's sure to put me in my place.
I can't begin to imagine how fucking boring and menial your company must be IRL, no wonder you come here to spam rubbish for attention, everyone around you must literally feel like killing themselves when you try to engage them
>I listen to the charts every week to keep up to date.
>really annoys me that all the 'orange' looking fruits have individual names. I want to just say I ate an orange but thanks to their taxonomy, I feel like an idiot.
Been talking to this lad in Zimbabwe, fucking hell life is absolutely SHITE over there. He has WhatsApp yet he still worries about it not raining and his maize crop failing, how mental is that?
Taking your phone out of it's protective casing to feel its slim and smooth body is actually a lot like when you get horny from removing your own clothes and feeling your own slim and smooth body.
Wouldn't usually buy E&J but money's a bit tight this week aha
Messaged a girl on Tinder for the first time last week lads, only she never replied and I felt sad and gave her up as a lost cause, but now she's replied and I feel like maybe there is a God after all eh?
Done an ulster scot dialact ledsss
I like it 2bh. It's the shit weather that makes British cities look ugly.
shrine place going up a mountain in Japan.
>The way he almost fell over the other way after that little kick
Manlets. Will they ever?
Didn't really know her desu, friend of a friend.
F U C K O F F
OUR GRANDPARENTS DID NOT SHED BLOOD IN WORLD WAR TWO TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH JOHNNY FOREIGNERS IN OUR SPACE
THIS IS BRIT, A SERIES OF THREADS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE PEOPLE OF BRITAIN.
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE FOREIGN FLAGS
F U C K OFF
LET US HAVE JUST ONE THING
O N E
T H I N G
CAN WE NOT HAVE THAT?
What do you get out of it, can you literally not think of anything better to post? You're not even engaging anyone, it's just spam.
Nah fuck off, been here since the beginning and there was never this much spam, never, at least not consistently.
britain was close to accepting germany's offers of peace but they knew USA was soon to join the war.
even brits admit this to truth. Not saying US won the way by anymore, but you guys were fucked early on
UKIP posters are still here, and yeah, there was a fair bit in the lead up to the election. But firstly, it was still nowhere on the same scale, and secondly, at least it was relevant, and now that it isn't, it doesn't happen as much.
was brety gud, was really foggy so couldn't see much, but went to the top anyway
i never saw snow, but it was quite warm this new years.
i'm back at uni and no one's here and i've got a nocturnal sleeping pattern
i'm gonna try fix it and stay up 24 hours
Looks like getting past the Google spam filter will be harder than I thought
It's okay to have "google" in your subject but you can't steal their code for the template of your email
Haven't checked if you can have gmail/google in your name yet though
bleeding hell there are three (3) west midlands posters >>53632021
i'm not a paki and i hope you 2 aren't either
about £5000~ for me. Staying for 3 months in hostels, was pretty frugal but saw almost everything.
>he missed the right hole two times
that's just some dumbass who doesn't into photoshop terribly well, m9