/brit/

alri

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crayon pop

having a calm down

taking a dump

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Gwen

Maisie and the county of Buckinghamshire

nth for ur mum

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>>53622506

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>the county of Buckinghamshire

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>I'm too cool for fedora posting

Still messaging "Nippy" on Tinder wahey

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>>53622561

>>53622536
Get back to work

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>Dude it's just a plant

http://news.sky.com/story/1623371/serious-accident-in-medical-drug-trial

can we ban fedora posting i'm sick of it

don't even bother doing one with this post..

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>>53622599

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VERY progressive lads

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The subject of this thread

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It's absolutely bonkers that isnide our heads are tiny little biological computers automating responses that trigger the actions we do.

We are essentially a network of synapses and electrical impulses.

M E N T A L.

>>53622657
Nah

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>can we ban fedora posting i'm sick of it
>(secretly I want you to help me build my fedora folder)
>don't even bother doing one with this post..

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>can we ban fedora posting i'm sick of it

>don't even bother doing one with this post..

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>I posted a request to ban fedora posting twice because I was worried people didn't notice me the first time

>>53622657
Prove it

>>53622687
>>53622688
>>53622691
u

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>It's absolutely bonkers that isnide our heads are tiny little biological computers automating responses that trigger the actions we do.

>We are essentially a network of synapses and electrical impulses.

>M E N T A L.

Australia, officially known as the Commonwealth of Australia, is an Oceanian country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. It is the world's sixth-largest country by total area. Neighbouring countries include Papua New Guinea, Indonesia and East Timor to the north; the Solomon Islands and Vanuatu to the north-east; and New Zealand to the south-east.

For about 50,000 years before the first British settlement in the late 18th century, Australia was inhabited by indigenous Australians, who spoke languages grouped into roughly 250 language groups. After the European discovery of the continent by Dutch explorers in 1606, Australia's eastern half was claimed by Great Britain in 1770 and initially settled through penal transportation to the colony of New South Wales from 26 January 1788. The population grew steadily in subsequent decades; the continent was explored and an additional five self-governing crown colonies were established. On 1 January 1901, the six colonies federated, forming the Commonwealth of Australia. Since federation, Australia has maintained a stable liberal democratic political system that functions as a federal parliamentary democracy and constitutional monarchy comprising six states and several territories. The population of 24 million is highly urbanised and heavily concentrated in the eastern states and on the coast.

Australia is a developed country and one of the wealthiest in the world, with the world's 12th-largest economy. In 2014 Australia had the world's fifth-highest per capita income. Australia's military expenditure is the world's 13th-largest. With the second-highest human development index globally, Australia ranks highly in many international comparisons of national performance, such as quality of life, health, education, economic freedom, and the protection of civil liberties and political rights.

Just finished my wank to Ava Sparxxx. She has a massive arse but she's only 19..

>>53622600
Nah I'm exempt from work cos I'm a communist ygm

>>53622657
Druggies should remember than when they're ramming their heads full of chemicals

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>>53622639
>>53622599

>>53622708
all me

>>53622717
nonse

>>53622715
thank you!! ive been looking for this!!!

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>>53622613
Wasn't cannabis, it was synthethic version of cannabis. It was altered. Not marijuana nice try though.

>>53622698
Prove what?
>what are receptors
>what are synapses
>what are neurons

can we ban fedora posting i'm sick of it

don't even bother doing one with this post...

free gimmicks to whoever replies to this post

I seriously hope you don't watch pornography

FUCKS SAKE LADS CANT BE ARSED TO DO THIS EXAM TBHHHH

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>*quacks*
>M'hen

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>>53622779

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>>53622770
>Wasn't cannabis, it was synthethic version of cannabis. It was altered. Not marijuana nice try though.

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>"free" gimmicks

infact I think I can go home now 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

>Ive spent every day of the last 4 years posting people wearing fedora hats on a Tibetan moon gazing imporium

>>53622770
nah, mate

nah

>>53622810
>hen

that's not a duck

>>53622639
very slepy

Just had my first wank of 2015 lads, felt like I was going to faint

can we ban (You)s i'm sick of it
don't even bother doing one with this post...

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>>53622834
>Tibetan moon gazing imporium

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>I seriously hope you don't watch pornography

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>>53622834
>Tibetan moon gazing imporium

>>53622850
>2015
HAHAHAHAHA UTTER WASTEMONG

Poleaboo has finished filling his booklet with jobs

He may apply to them later

Hearthstone now

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>So Anon I want to have sex with a big black man in front of you


what do?

>this rasheed fedoraposting

>>53622900
nah

on the m50

>>53622850
Not surprised considering it lasted into 2016..

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>>53622904
>Hi, I'm from the Netherlands!

Poleaboo has finished filling his trousers with piss

He may drink it later

Phishing now

>>53622915
go see can I get some food

>>53622924
top kek my friend

>that kid who listened to kiss FM past the age of 12

>>53622900
I don't know who you are but you're pretty so... Sure why not?

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>40p for a giant pack of custard creams

What a time to be alive.

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>that's not a duck

>>53622900
Yes please

gained weight lads, i'm slowly clawing my way out of skeletonhood

>>53622846
Do a bed

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>>53622962
>>53622979
Alri lads, take a seat

>>53622990
but i want to play

5'10 and 14 stone but relatively low bodyfat to be honest, what about you lads

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>>53622900

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>I don't know who you are but you're pretty so... Sure why not?

>>53623028
6'2 and 13 stone

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>>53623028
>relatively low bodyfat

>relatively

>tfw no Miss Alice gf

How do you keep a conversation going with a girl?

>>53623028
4'3", 22 stone

>>53623024
Do you want to play now with this hat gimmick going on or later when Herts is drunk and crying and Bucks is drunk and a spastic?

>>53623069
yeah about 12%, i'm not gonna say 'low' as i'm not shredded

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>>53622930
would not want to be from anywhere else

>>53623113
awww, sounds adorable

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>why yes, I do have pictures of Elijah Woods eyes with relatively large resolutions

>>53623028
6'3
22% BF
98KG

Fat shit I know
Probs all the kinder buenos haha x

>>53623150
bit gay

>>53623150
>KG
Fuck off Pierre

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le fedora tip

>>53623150
fuck off back to hull tom

>>53623113
How many people from Herts uni are there in /brit/?

>>53623080
talk about stuff

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>What you looking at you cheeky cunt?

What do?

>>53623080
touch her breast

>>53622900
y-yes

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>EDM remixes of Linkin Park songs

>>53623215
>tfw no pale woodland scandi football gf

jdimsa

Somebody post the original lisicki please I am children in need of it

>>53623201
ARROGANT

>>53623178
Soz lad
Only scales I use are the ones at the gym

>>53623170
Only for you bb

>>53623201
Never even been to hull
Dont tend to visit shitholes

Scotland excluded n that

>>53623215
Your limbal rings. They're quite nice.

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Lads

>>53623113
he said earlier on that he wont be drinking tooby-haitche

want to play on skyrim or watch starwars

dont want to go to bed

also whats with all this you being on this website during day time i thought you argued that makes one a wasteman

>>53622900
'no'

>>53623266
Good, no, GREAT post

>>53623266
fair play

>>53623080
I honestly have no idea. There were days there last year where I would spend 8 hours at uni with a girl, go home and spend another 5 hours texting back and forth and then texting sometimes for 12+ hours on days off. Looking back, I have no idea how I did it. We have absolutely nothing in common aside from the things we tend to laugh at.

>>53623266
Lad

>>53623248
>who's bonobo is that like an african country lol kill urself my man

>>53623266
You ever tried arsenic in coffee?

>>53623266
>costa coffee

Yeah because it Costs-a-lot! Ha ha ha.

desu lads

>>53623266
are those condoms

dont know what this image is attempting to portray

>>53623348
hampshire meetup i assume

>>53623371
EPIC!

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>Why yes i DO go to the 'university' of 'Hull'

Cold as your phone on zero percent

>>53623283
>he said earlier on that he wont be drinking
Probably a good idea.

Am being a bit of a wasteman right now ngl

>>53623371
genius

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>I don't go to a polytechnic uni

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>>53623266

>>53623428
What the story? Who won't be drinking?

>>53623457
sekrit klub

http://strawpoll.me/6543304
http://strawpoll.me/6543304
http://strawpoll.me/6543304

don't suggest both because i've tried that and i can't do it

>>53623428
can you make an edit-o

>>53623028
6'3 105kg (16st 7)
17%bf?

been totally fobbed off

>>53623475
who's the cheeky git with the botnet bumping up all the votes?

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>I quit Oxford so I could go to Southampton, it's got a better night life

>>53623498
wew

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what kind of LAD are you

457
worthless non-extraflag user plebeian

>>53623484
Planning on undertaking quite an elaborate project but need someone to post the original walking man first.

>>53623526
all me

>>53623470
Oh come on, that's so unfair!

I need a proper choon lads, a real banger

>>53623533
I'm pretty pro-lad desu. You lot are good in my book.

>>53623533
AL LAD

>>53623564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo

http://strawpoll.me/6543331
http://strawpoll.me/6543331
http://strawpoll.me/6543331

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>>53623415
taking off like BSHHHHHH in a big ass building

>>53623569
Delivering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafnJ6mRbgk

Why don't you have a job, lads?

>>53623533
AL-LAD cause I'm a Rasheed

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>greetings! i'm from hampshire, one of englands greatest historic counties

>>53623571
>in my book
Fuck off, J K Rowling

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>>53623541
here go

I want to leave but can't, the very fact of living in the US would give anyone with any common sense a sixth sense.

Everyday your body tells you to leave but everything in your being is tied to his place. My family ties are looking less and less bonding, my fellow countrymen are looking more and more like foreigners.

This is what those in the trenches felt like....

-The American Psychosis

what is 'extra flags'

>>53623607
Bang out of order.

>it's a reddit flag users act like reddit flag users thread

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>greetings! i'm from hampshire, one of englands greatest historic counties

>>53623626
Bugger

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>>53623636

>>53623641
hello reddit!

641
pathetic aphid begone

>>53623641
like when you have one flag yeah but then there's another flag you know so like you had all the flag you need right but then you've got like more flags you know so those more flags yeah they're like extra flags, you get me

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>>53623668

>you will never witness history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8mz09VQQ2M

what is a flag

>>53623682
very funny 1142, now what is it? i often see it mentioned by never bothered asking

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>i reply to posters without extra flags

687
liking this "aphid" gimmick

>>53623614
>yankshite
no

>>53623667
I'm sorry

>>53623717
mate i like just witnessed some history like just then yeah, alright to be fair right then it wasn't history like it was now or present and that but now like, it's history innit you know because it was back then like, you get me

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>>53623714
>meme image full of meme screenshots

how many people are in the meetup?

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>why yes i do use extra flags on my favourite bhutanese embroidery image board

>>53623781
2

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>>53623777

>>53623725
i think it's an extension that shows your local flag? something like that anyway.

just did a poo lads

going to wait until my anus is properly settled down and then i'll crack one off as planned

got a bit of a headache though so that might prove to be a hindrance, we'll see

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>I think my life is exciting enough that allowing people to see what part of my country I'm from is risky

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>>53623785
>bhutanese embroidery image board
>fedora post

>>53623801
bit gay

>>53623631
Cheers senpai

Will unveil later

>>53623785
I bet you don't have a pass either.

>>53623757
I wish I could spend my life on /brit/ too ;__;

>>53623803
me with the long hair

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>>53623612

imagine if they had hijacked the NASA 747s complete with shuttle orbiters?

>>53623836
You don't want to
t. someone who does
>>53623849
very nice, post more katy

>>53623808
Don't be ridiculous.

>>53623836
Sounds like a dream.

How do I get a gf, lads?

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>but of course i have a 4chan pass

785
wretched mollusc

employ extraflags if you desire to be worthy of my presence

>>53623849
literal coalburner

>>53623749
>Being picky
Fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbH754gScuk

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>>53623878

>>53623916
that's a good choon my friend but not a banger

heath ledger died 8 years ago

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>>53623849
>mfw no katie gf

doing a binge eat lads waheyy

who /starvation mode/ here?

>>53623826
look forards to't

>>53623937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4 here you go fritz

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>Why yes as a matter of fact, you see fine sir that I do not participate in the illegal consumption of narcotics, they are wicked ant toxic poisons, You see when you are as enlightened as me you do not need to escape reality, I am almost sure that love is the only high I need

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>>53623931
>"Hello"

>>53623937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClEmwsIQUas
?

>>53623972
that's a bit gay desu
here's a proper banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5mS8LWOP3I

>>53623782
me on the right

>>53623974
I like this gimmick, a creative twist on fedora posting

>>53623931
>tfw it does work

>>53623937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yHJMPw8RHU

Why is the Queen so homophobic?

>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2016/01/14/anglican-communion-suspends-the-episcopal-church-for-3-years-from-committees/

>For the first time, the global organizing body of Anglicans has punished the Episcopal Church, following years of heated debate with the American church over homosexuality, same-sex marriage and the role of women.

>The Anglican Communion’s announcement Thursday that it would suspend its U.S. branch for three years from key voting positions was seen as a blow to the Episcopal Church, which allows its clergy to perform same-sex marriages and this summer voted to include the rite in its church laws.

>>53623972
Haha fucken told!
>>53623998

>>53623872
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1452764075530.webm

>>53624026
font

It's just not the same...

Business idea: Sports style pornography commentary

>>53624035
you know you fucked up somewhere if you're too liberal even for the church of england

hello
where can I buy a ticket for premier league match?
I would like to watch a game at Anfield Road.
Everything I found on Liverpools official site is confusing, they offer some hospitality but I want just a ticket.
One more question. Is it possible to smoke a joint during the match?

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Considering buying a new phone.

Is it worth getting a contract if you don't send texts or make calls at all? Like if you have literally no friends AT ALL and your phone will essentially be a mobile internet machine + media player? Are the contract costs still justifiable?

Like can you get contracts that have it so that the bulk of the cost goes towards the internet stuff so I won't be paying lots of money for services I never use (specifically calls and texts)?

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>I like this gimmick, a creative twist on fedora posting

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>>53624035

>caring about the trials and tribulations of some outdated form of mind control software

need to get out of bed lads

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>>53624040

>>53623974
Why the fuck do so many people fail to hold glasses by the stem?

For fuck's sake that's why it's there in the first place.

Are these the same sort of people who don't hold their cups by the handle? Seriously what's up with that.

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>>53623907

>>53624100
get it on pay as you go you ejit

memes

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>>53624120
> ">caring about the trials and tribulations of some outdated form of mind control software"

test

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>>53624101
0/10 but in pursuit of innovation there are bound to be some blunders, don't let it dissuade you from creating quirky new gimmicks lad :-)

>>53624169
Right but is data not really expensive that way?

>>53624188
>virgin ia
>virgin

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>some outdated form of mind control software

>>53624216
bonked your nan

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>Business idea: Sports style pornography commentary

left arm is in total spasm

>>53624225
yes
go on giffgaff mate, you can choose what you want and most of the tariffs are p. cheap

having a cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se38cIQSoIg

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>>53624252

>>53624225
yes but you just turn cellular data off and use wifi instead

>>53624252
you sound like a spazz

Need a shave lads.

>>53624265
fuck off i dont want to listen to that horrendously depressing shit

Caitlyn Jenner: Reality TV Personality Says Ricky Gervais Should Be Replaced as Golden Globes Host

"I think what I’m gonna do [is] call the Golden Globes and see if they need a new host for next year,” Jenner said while promoting "I Am Cait." Gervais made a joke referencing Jenner at the show.

>Woman of the year
>the year she killed someone
>still has a cock

>>53624300
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>>53624095
the dogs face through this video amuses me

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>Yes, I do rate new gimmicks

>>53624265

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F-avME48W0

>>53624278
>not browsing the 'chon when you're out and about

>>53624310
what was the joke

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>why yes, I did willingly spend 20 minutes looking for animal hats on bing images to entertain my anonymous internet friends

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>>53624359
>chon

>>53624364

said bruce did a lot for trans issues, but didn't do much for women drivers

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>>53624357
>>53624265

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>tfw my hair is noticeably receding by the day

Everything turns shit when you hit 23

>>53624404
>he doesn't get the reference

>>53624364
She got a sex change to distract retards in the media from the vehicular manslaughter he commited.

I've just gotten a brilliant idea for a bank heist.

>>53624438
Funny, I don't remember making this post
>I'm masking my pain with humour

>>53624438
I keep thinking my hairline is receding badly but whenever I get a haircut it looks fine

got really fine hair though so probably going to be out of it by 30 anyway haha

>>53624404

that's my birthday and the day that my granddad died
weird date in my life, that one

>>53624438
bit paranoid of this happening to me

my dad isnt missing a single hair on his head in his late 50s so I'm gonna hope I can turn out like him

IMPORTANT STRAWPOLL
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Lads do Amazon deliver on the weekends

I need something by tomorrow, I can order with that prime free trial next day shite but will it just come on Monday?

>>53624357
>>53624265
fake zionistic anti muslim propaganda

>>53624526
grey is quirky, receding is cunted

starting to see sizable amounts of ginger in my facial hair when I go a few days without shaving
worrying

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>Why yes, unfortunately that's true. I don't have a full head of hair. That's why I wear this trillby of mine haha.

just got on the 'extra flags' meme

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>>53624357

>>53624640
*fanfare*

>>53624640
very bad lad

>>53624526
>tfw both
Fuck you man...

Regarding hookers, I find that it's best to choose a British one.

While foreign ones may be CONSIDERED more attractive, what's the use of paying for a shag if the only communication is through broken English

Listening to in our time lads.

Quite interesting 2bh

Doing a lecture lads

>>53624526
accidentally voted for grey when i didn't mean to

please revoke my vote and put it in the other option

>>53624526
i started going grey at 21 desu. 25 now and it's not gotten much worse it's only slightly noticeable

>>53624681
lol get a load of this dork lads

>>53624609
normal mate, usually 2 stripes either side on the chin, it will be the but that goes grey and then white first. Badgerboy.

>>53624707
You could probably convince morons that you were in a slight accident.

>>53624666
Might make the whole thing more surreal and less awkward tbf

>>53624526
>tfw had 2 patches of grey hair since age 8
No clue why, doctor said it was probably stress related

>>53624667
very quality podcast, melvyn is a good no nonsense host

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getting cuck/cheating fantasies again, lads...
How do I get rid of them?

>>53624772
what do you have to be stressed about at age 8

I unironically want the world to burn.

We need to cull the weak from this earth.

>>53624772
> oh no i've got so much fucking homework and I didn't get picked for the footie team
>*gets stressed*
>*hair goes grey*

>>53624787
stop being a cuck/getting cheated on

>>53624787
Be the bull.

>>53624825
>We need to cull the weak from this earth.
You first.

>>53624818
pocket monsters

This is for the kids who have no where to turn
Who have nothing to live for
You think you haven't the will to persist
You have to search within yourself

All the work that you've done in vain
Been overlooked and taken for granted
Only you can end your suffering
You must be honest with yourself
You have nothing left to lose
You feel that everyone's out to get you
Been beaten down but the hate still breathes
Confined by consequences, it's your soul you must release

It's our struggles that define us
And the hardships we endure
Your spirit can't be broken now
You've come too far

>>53624163

You're actually not supposed to hold it by the stem.

>>53624707
that's good to hear, i'm pretty sure grey hairs are popping up because I've been really stressed lately.

>>53624818
>>53624833
I was a very angry and sad kid tbqh
Diagnosed with depression at 5, home was a disaster, etc

>>53624900
>Diagnosed with depression at 5
yanks

>>53624900
haha same haha

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getting have Kyary/gook fantasies again, lads... How do I get rid of them?

>>53624772
>patches of grey hair

thats some sort of condition
you always see people in public with those

like a random bit where its just white hair

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>>53624787
pay a petit escort to get fucked by jamal whilst she makes fun of you from the sidelines. Then you can go home and feel guilt free

>>53624924
Don't underestimate the plight of your packed lunch no longer containing a Moon Pie.

>>53624924
I agree

Then they started feeding me SSRI's and amphetamines for my imaginary ADHD condition.

>>53624979
What a time to be alive

>>53624863
You are. Unless you are wearing gloves you never hold stemmed glasses by anything but the stem. If the drink was meant to be held by the bowl it wouldn't be served in a stemmed glass.

source: every single etiquette manual ever written

>>53624772

this good storyteller has the same thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uFzhEDdexc

>>53624979
>moon pie
what a time to be alive

>>53624835
>>53624851
how do be the bull if I only have a 6 inch dick? I mean that's not a bad penis size (I've got a nice 6.2 inch girth) but don't desperate sadistic housewives want longer?

>>53625011
Haha noice

>>53625041
There is no need to be like that.

How did Michael Rosen become a meme?

>>53625032
>desperate
>want longer?
You know what they say about beggars and choosing mate

>>53625067
He was born that way.

>>53625032
>6.2 inch girth)
BIG

>>53625067
youtube poop

>>53625108
ANGLO

>>53625032
girth is more important tbqh

getting a 3m charger

is that too long

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNMEeu2BncY

>>53625173
Not long enough.

>>53625067
He was... really good

How do I get a bigger dick?

>>53625215
Lop it off someone else.

>>53625215
Same way your mum does, go out and ask random black guys for it