>make new thread
>go back to the old thread to check before you click post
fucks sake op you had to you absolutely had to didnt you i dust off a fucking primo post and guess what? ring ring hello yes turns out YOU MADE A NEW THREAD well colour ME fucking suprised OP you CUNT well call me RONDA and strap me in sally because guess what fucker Im jobs my shoes for $41 you slofg ahaha stupid fcking arooga bing bong ballet lab coat monkey alol trolololol ahahahahah purples
>wonder how they'll look back in 20 years
fucking looks like a clown
very rare Jun here lads.
Did a dream past night in which I fell asleep and did another dream of some black guy that tried to break into my house. This black guy in the dream inside the dream is a guy I had a dream about months ago in which he did the same thing. Shot him this time though. First time I've had a dream inside a dream about another dream.
>implying he didn't use every racial slur towards asians from start to finish
He called them gooks, fish heads, zipperheads, dog eating freaks all the way to the end. Then again, he did the same with everyone
>I would be after that embarrassing display tbf
>why did it have to end
>westerners must tolerate their women being groped by sandmen
>women in iraq must have their virginity restored to please the sandmen
Are sandmen the ubermensch? The entire world bows down to them.
what's the point? it's not going to get any better
>off to archery lads
>will shoot some 10s for you xx
>Listening to Mingus. I bet most of you philistines don't even know who this titan of jazz is.
>*slow motion montage of me crying and wailing to music*
>*click update after a few minutes*
>*don't see any (You)'s*
>*slow motion montage of me crying and wailing to music*
>are all the fedora posters reddit flaggers?
>getting shat out of Pepe
*pretends to play the piano*
*gets puzzled at a certain chord progression -- not fluid enough*
hmmmm ... but if ... ah so ... ye- oh ... yes no that could jus... and there we go
*pretends to play the piano on the desk*
*writes something down in journal*
*gets up to get a coffee*
*slips on a banana peel*
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOAH WOWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOAH
*tries grabbing something to negate the fall*
WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOWWWW
*lands on the floor*
remember when mr and mrs gay from west midlands killed their son
>*pretends to play the piano*
>*gets puzzled at a certain chord progression -- not fluid enough*
>hmmmm ... but if ... ah so ... ye- oh ... yes no that could jus... and there we go
>*pretends to play the piano on the desk*
>*writes something down in journal*
>*gets up to get a coffee*
>*slips on a banana peel*
>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOAH WOWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOAH
>*tries grabbing something to negate the fall*
>WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOWWWW
>*lands on the floor*
>>*pretends to play the piano*
>>*gets puzzled at a certain chord progression -- not fluid enough*
>>hmmmm ... but if ... ah so ... ye- oh ... yes no that could jus... and there we go
>>*pretends to play the piano on the desk*
>>*writes something down in journal*
>>*gets up to get a coffee*
>>*slips on a banana peel*
>>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOAH WOWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOAH
>>*tries grabbing something to negate the fall*
>>WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOWWWW
>>*lands on the floor*
anyone else play this? sick game tb h lads
>I don't attend lectures, instead I play skyrim and drink sake
I fell for the uni meme lads, don't listen to the students. Not even starbucks or mcdonalds will take me on despite my degree in civil engineering.
Now i'm unemployed and £30,000 in debt.
I wish I could post voacaroos without being called an attentionwhore roastie
bought a highly feminine card for my mum lads
inside it says "a birthday wish for a mum who's good at everything - especially at being wonderful!"
what else should I write in it to make it personal lads
>If I post people wearing hats everyone will HAVE to assume I'm smarter than them but in a understated way
Nice try, detective
Don't have to but they keep bringing it up
The jobs all redirect you to different sites anyway if you actually want to apply so all you need to do is list the job ID to shut them up, they can't check on you
Oi lads, teach me some new and useful british slang word.
what cunt chat shit to the lad again ill smooth drop you lad i swear i would smoth drop your geeze butt you fucker you pig whore ahaha i fuck you then i beat you and become dad aaha stupid FUK U i am the big man here and if U talk the poopoos again I will beat that smooth ass FUK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate u so much i will fuk u up and that sweetass of yours i love you baby
where shall i go lads
yeah we know the kiwis are fruity hahahahaha boys beer banter
"It is often stated that the Union Flag should only be described as the Union Jack when flown in the bows of a warship, but this is a relatively recent idea. From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. Such use was given Parliamentary approval in 1908 when it was stated that “the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag"
t. reddit meme mythbuster
Europe right now
How are you doing today, 1142?
Daily reminder that celts were washing with soap (which they invented) in lakes once a day while anglo-saxons were filthy mutts.
Anglo saxon hygiene:
>As with the Elizabethans, the anglo-Saxons didn't really believe in washing their bodies much. In fact, monks were said to have a maximum of five baths a year, and that was considered to be overdoing it. It appears that at least one commentator of the time may have cottoned on to something when he observed that the Danish habit of bathing and combing the hair every Saturday seemed to score the Danish men points with the women.
>Celts probably even washed their hands in the mornings with their tallow soaps and as they bathed. Given how embedded their cultural hygiene practices were, their hand-washing rates may have far exceeded today’s rates in the United States, which fall below 50% for many groups. Ahem, citizens of the United States. Are you going to let the ancient Celts out-do you in hygiene?
>In spite of the soup-straining facial hair, however, the Celts were very much into shaving, which kept away pestilent vermin, and even had nail clippers to keep their fingernail growth in check.
>a Celtic warrior had to bathe before a meal or before battle.
>But for many ancient Celts, hygiene was an important part of their culture. Did you know that they often get credit for having invented soap, or at least for passing it off to the Romans?
Tell her to crack one open, it's beer boys banter waayy!
>it's a mum is being passive aggressive because she resents me being a 22 year old NEET manchild who still burdens her with my existence episode
>"that chick is peng"
wasteman- complete fucking idiot guy who is annoying
>"shut the fuck up wasteman pussyhole"
dipshit- like 'deep shit', the best of the best. This one can be used about yourself or someone else.
>"yeah I finally beat you on [game], I'm dipshit!"
nice essay faggot. protip: no one gives a fuck about your sperg shite
Back in high school I had a friend whose girlfriend was a complete fucking lunatic. I had always felt that something was kind of off about her- she would get really angry if he talked to me (or any other girl), which was a problem because we were partners for AP Computer Science, so we often had to talk about our projects. She also hated it when he would spend time with his male friends, she was paranoid about what he did on the Internet, and she even disliked it when he had to go talk to female teachers.
Eventually he decided he got tired of her clingy behavior and tried to break up with her, and she went full yandere. She stalked him constantly, staked out his house, sent him threatening phone calls, attacked him with a knife, the whole nine yards. We actually ended up stashing him in my cousin's apartment for a week since she didn't know where my cousin lived.
We tried to get him help from the police, but the police didn't take it seriously until she broke into his house and killed his cat, and threatened to kill him too then commit suicide. And then she tried to claim he was the one abusing her when the cops showed up, but fortunately my friend never hit her and was the one with all the injuries. It was a truly terrifying experience for him, and it was really alarming to me to see how the police treated a male victim of DV. I can only imagine it would be worse for a married couple.
It astounds me how brits complain about yanks, but say nothing about Australians.
me @ 2:59
If they didn't want the possibility of being burdened with a colossal failure of my magnitude then they shouldn't have risked having children. Or they should have made more of an effort """"""raising"""""" me.
>aquafresh pipes up and in doing so has 'clogg'ed up some posts on /brit/
Wow easy lads I can smell you from here
Getting to the orgasm is better because you've got a woman to hold onto and you're actually fucking something, not just having a wank
It's way more convenient and relaxing as well because you don't have to do any clean-up, just watch her waddle off to the toilet haha
Well if it's not my parent's fault (eg nurture) then it must be nature. In which case there was never anything I could have done to prevent this outcome and so I shouldn't feel guilty.
>Hello, I'm from the netherlands
>social anxiety commonly starts around 3-5 years of age
>is mostly due to how parents raise that socially anxious child
>Well if it's not my parent's fault (eg nurture) then it must be nature. In which case there was never anything I could have done to prevent this outcome and so I shouldn't feel guilty.
take a bit of fucking responsibility for yourself and your actions, not everything is somebody or something elses fault. sometimes you fucked up and you've just got to accept it and move on otherwise you'll be a fucked up little manchild forever.
What are you gonna do when you're a 55 year old leech and mummy and daddy die? good luck supporting yourself
>take a bit of fucking responsibility for yourself and your actions, not everything is somebody or something elses fault. sometimes you fucked up and you've just got to accept it and move on otherwise you'll be a fucked up little manchild forever.
>What are you gonna do when you're a 55 year old leech and mummy and daddy die? good luck supporting yourself
explain "this outcome"
then why aren't you in therapy? why don't you have a night shift job where you don't have to talk to anyone?
Just because you have anxiety doesn't mean you have to be a worthless NEET
Can't wrap my head around how this drug works
"While pregabalin is a structural derivative of the inhibitory neurotransmitter gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA), it does not bind directly to GABAA, GABAB, or benzodiazepine receptors, does not augment GABAA responses in cultured neurons, does not alter rat brain GABA concentration or have acute effects on GABA uptake or degradation.
Pregabalin does not block sodium channels, is not active at opiate receptors, and does not alter cyclooxygenase enzyme activity. It is inactive at serotonin and dopamine receptors and does not inhibit dopamine, serotonin, or noradrenaline reuptake. Pregabalin does not bind to plasma proteins.
Pregabalin undergoes negligible metabolism in humans. Following a dose of radiolabeled pregabalin, approximately 90% of the administered dose was recovered in the urine as unchanged pregabalin. The N-methylated derivative of pregabalin, the major metabolite of pregabalin found in urine, accounted for 0.9% of the dose."
>otherwise you'll be a fucked up little manchild forever.
OK. Suits me.
>What are you gonna do when you're a 55 year old leech and mummy and daddy die?
Kill myself I suppose. I'm not narcissistic enough to think that I'm important in any way. If I live a worthless life and die homeless, friendless and pennyless under a bridge then so be it.
>I was fated to take this form
>I cannot change the outcome
>not being fascinated by neuropharmacology