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> no one came to my thread

>>53618075
What do you think of Poland?

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this is awkward
let me sage this

>>53618075
What do you think of Poland?

>>53618774
They're based

>>53618793
> announcing your sage
Typical portugese small village nimrod

Gloria Alvarez is my waifu, is she your waifu?

>>53618882
I'd hate fuck her

>>53619134
why dont you like south africa?

>>53618075
dope flag bro

>>53619173
Says who?
South africa is alright
Fuck rhodesiaboos, tho

>>53618075
Where are you from?

>>53619237
One of only two in the world with guns on it
Pretty based if you ask me

>>53619288
guatemala

>>53619321
angola?

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>>53619368
Angola has a machete
It's actually mozambique

>>53618075
can we be friends?

>>53621135
Of course, anon.
Provided you're not a traveling hippie who comes to dirty my country in search for some meme mayan spirituality

>>53618075
Hi cool colony :)

Whats Guatemalas opinion towards Spain?

>>53621506
Devuelvannos nuestro oro!

Mixed, but i personally don't resent spain because it failed economically and lost all 'big bad world power' quality in my mind.
I also have a spanish friend and i love me some spicy spanish memes

>>53618075
What's the deal with airline food?

>>53618075
¿Cual es tu opinión acerca de Nicaragua?

¿Qué se siente ser el Chiapas sur?

>>53622709
nos pertenece igual qur toda centroamerica
>>53622794
Nice meme

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>>53622932

> igual qur toda centroamerica
.

opinion de panama? quiero saber que piensa la gente de por alla

>>53623041
> panama
Cucks
Se dejaron partir en dos por gringos
No trabajan, y son perezosos

>>53622932
Is your name Ricardo? Do you live away from the gangs and violence or is it everywhere?

>>53623352
I live in a rich part of town, my name is not ricardo.

Also
> israel
You jews aided my country's genocidal civil war of the 70s and 80s so fuck you for that

>>53623469
You're like... the only guatemalteco in this board, I remember you.

Btw your president is a fucking joke

>>53623799
> literally a comedian

And yeah, i'm /int/'s resident guat

>>53618075
When was Guatemala's golden age? What do you like and dislike most about Guatemala?

>>53623915
btw some time ago you posted some weird-ass pics, like shroom-trip kind of shit, you may know what I'm talking about. Mind posting them again?

>>53623321


clásico, ya me esperaba una respuesta así de un marero envidioso :)

Genuine question. What are the differences between Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras and El Salvador? People, economics, politics.

>>53624039
I'm not on my computer sorry

>>53623982
Guatemalas golden ages were
> before the spaniards
> 1944 - 1954, when true socialist revolution made the economy boom and gave farmer peasants ownership of the land they worked

I like the people, the culture, the banter, the fact that we could fuck all of central america

I dislike the government and anti-nationalistic sentiment of some people.
Also some folks are racist agains the indigenous people and i think that's anti nationalistic

>>53624198
ustedes son el ano de centroamerica
por lo menos no somos la puta de estados unidos

>>53624302
mainly, guats speak real spanish, no gay accent
we are the biggest economy in CA
we are just better, even if saying that is new york city syndrome, and were just the same as the others

guacamole

>>53624540


"We are the biggest economy in CA"

keep talking lel

>>53624393
>the fact that we could fuck all of CA
Please do this

>>53624873
Panama makes more money per capita
But our economy is larger

>>53618075

good to see you again tell me what is diffrence between your country and el salvador? if you don't mind

serious question:

why do guatemalans have anglo names like kevin, brian and shit like that?

>>53624873
>>53624540
all of you central american states are rightful mexican clay

>>53625095
>why do guatemalans have anglo names like kevin, brian and shit like that?

that's not only guatemlans's thing though there are many brazilians with anglo names you know? probably they think anglo names are cool

>>53625095
>why do guatemalans have anglo names like kevin, brian and shit like that?

Interesting

>>53625084
El salvador is the largest region of guatemala

>>53625095
>why do guatemalans have anglo names like kevin, brian and shit like that?

For the same reason it happens here too, retard.

>>53624540

toda la agresividad jaj. bueno, eso depende de como definas "puta de estados unidos".

tomando en cuenta que les hicimos ceder su gema de ingenieria, mientras a ustedes se los violaron tan duro que aún no se levantan y tienen que irse a mendigar por allá arriba

>>53624981
en un par de años seremos la economia mas grande de america central

>>53624393
That was very interesting. Thank you.

>>53625323
You don't see that as often as in central america you retard

here people like to name their kids with stupid names that they invented like yuvitza o amairani but there is quite common.
Trust me i live near to the border with Guatemala

>>53625095
>>53625206
>>53625206

Lower class people name their kids weird bastardizarions of american names
> el kebin
> el brayan
I guess it's similar to how blacks nametheir kids ghetto names

It makes them seem international i guess

These names are associated with lower class and delinquency, so normal people tend not to use them as much

BLUE PERU

RED PERU

GREEN PERU

LEAF PERU

TOGETHER WE'RE

>>53625095
>why do guatemalans have anglo names like kevin, brian and shit like that?
Hazte pendejo mi jonathan garcia

>>53625439
fags

>>53625439
Austria can be side peru......

>>53625478
por que tan agresivo? por cierto deja de proyectarte y vuelve a /lat/

>>53625418

que estado sería ese? quiero visitar yucatan

>>53625598
Puta madre, ¿porque siempre nos peleamos por cualquier mamada?

>>53625431
CHI

>>53625431
How is your neighborhood? How is the people there?

>>53625638
Ah, Yucatan tiene lugares interesantes. no vayas a Chichen es una estafa, ve a los cenotes y a otras ruinas, Aunque espero que soportes el calor humedo.

Hope you can get your clay back.
We are on our way to get ours back

>>53625686
Sabe pa

>>53625638
>que estado sería ese?

Chiapas.

>>53625431
Do you know any Brayatans?

>>53625786
One thing i hate about chiapas it's the people ... "Usos y Costumbres" it's fucking ludicrous, BTW i hate those sellers that put some ropes in order to stop cars and sell some things

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1. What is Guatemala's rightful clay?
2. Describe to me the noteworthy differences between the Central American countries.
3. Summarize the general mindset of your countrymen.
4. How strong is the SJW influence in Guatemala?
5. What's currently being discussed in Guatemalan media with respect to internal politics? As in, any scandals, constitutional changes, things of that sort, etc.
6. How huge of a deal is it that your country elected a non-politician as president? Would you equate it to as big a deal as if the US elected Trump?
7. Worst thing about your nation? Best thing?

Thanks.

>>53625922
Same shit happens in my state.
I think you are the first chiapaneco I have seen on /int/

>>53625711
My neighborhood is a rich neighborhood
My neighbors are rich neighbors

>>53625735
porque es una estafa? no es un lugar obligatorio a ver en mexico?

>>53626220
ahahaha u got me!

>>53626252
Ve si quieres pero no es la gran cosa.

>>53625790
No, no soy pobre
>>53625967
> rightful clay
All of central america
> differences
We talk good spanish and have mayan culture, better military and more diverse climates
> mindset
Three memes
> gringo lovers
> racists
> socialists
Most people are normal tho
> sjws
Limited to upper class, and even then it's unpopular, as we are very male dominated
> internal political dialogue
Getting rid of corruption

I care more about farmer peasants' rights tho
> new pres
No one cares, it's a joke
He's not as strong a meme as trump, as he doesn't propose any radical policies
> worst thing
Anti nationalism and self hate
> best thing
Food, people and banter

What is your opinion of the US?

Do large parts of the population still speak some mayan languages as their primary means of communication?

Do you like it there?

Would you like to move somewhere else?

Do you have hope that your country will improve in time?

>>53626439


quiero verlos todos , ademas quiero aplaudir como turista pendejo al frente del chichen itza

>>53624393
>the fact that we could fuck all of central america
What did he mean by this?

>>53626595
> US
Resent them for fucking us in a 40 year civil war
Admire them for military prowess and nationalism
> mayan languages
Very much alive, up to 45% speak them
> do i like it
I love it, wouldn't trade it for the world
> move?
No, only temporarily to germany or finland
> improve
I plan to be directly involved in improving the country

>>53626684
Military superiority

>>53626890
We'd invade you if you tried to expand t.b.h.
Either we would or Mexico would, either way you'd be screwed.
t. catracho

>>53626985
> catracho
Your capital city is a ghetto
You goy fucked by el salvador
Shit tier desu

>>53627057
at least im not guatemalan

>>53627123
Pero sos mojado traidor de patria

>>53626848
>Resent them for fucking us in a 40 year civil war
fair enough, Arbenz seemed like a good guy and I think the country would be much better if he stayed in power and wasn't ousted in a US coup. I recently saw a pew research statistic about US popularity around the world and I was honestly surprised that the US is so popular despite the fact that they fucked your country over. Why do you think this is? I would guess lack of education but maybe it is something else. http://www.pewglobal.org/2002/12/04/chapter-4-global-publics-view-the-united-states/

>I plan to be directly involved in improving the country

how?

Also left/right wing or do you see it as an outdated model. Describe what you want to happen in your country.

Blue Peru

>>53619283
>Fuck rhodesiaboos, tho
oh.jpg ._.

>>53627254
People like the US because consumer products and entertainment.
Indigenous farmers, especially old ones still resent them
Arbenz was top nigger

> how?
Either by getting into politics, or working with peasant communities
Or by leading a revolutionary war

> left, right?
I think the left/right paradigm in the US is fucked.
I beleive in workers' ownership of the means of production, but i hate other "leftist" cuck memes like sjw shit

>>53627254
>I would guess lack of education but maybe it is something else


its called propaganda, if you keep telling everyone you are the best, the moral compass, and mass produce movies, you can rape anyone at free will apparently

>>53626848
> I plan to be directly involved in improving the country


good fellow. i forgive you for your stupid agressive ignorance

>>53627755
>Arbenz was top nigger
So you have a negative opinion of him? Why?

>I beleive in workers' ownership of the means of production, but i hate other "leftist" cuck memes like sjw shit

well you can be a Marxist and not be a sjw, that's mainly bourgeois leftism.

>>53628087
> negative opinion
you have me all wrong, i admire the man
gave us a golden age and we let the fuck him

>>53628077
Yeah I guess, lesser educated people are much more susceptible to propaganda. I'm guessing you dislike the US too, they really fucked over your country. Do you feel overall US influence in Latin America is dwindling or do you feel you are still puppets?

Guatemalans here in the states are the stingiest people. I've seen them get a hand basket, grab a pack of corn tortillas, can of beans, some cheap cut of beef, then they get to the beer aisle. They'll grab a 40oz of Budweiser and just hide the meat on a shelf and then go cash out.

>>53628209
Oh ok, sorry just misunderstood the phrase top nigger.

Sad that he was overthrown though, could have been nice if he stayed in power. Are there any mainstream parties/politicians that try to follow in his footsteps and make similar reforms?

>>53628319
some, but after the war, people are afraid of calling themselves socialists

>>53628403
Yeah I guess a threat of a US coup must be quite scary, do you think they would still try a coup today if some really left wing people got in power? (probably a more subtle coup than in the 50's though)

>>53628314
i have nothing to say about migrants
they are not true guatemalans to me, as they do not live and experience guatemala directly
they are needed to provide for their families, though, so i dont form an opinion either way

>>53628543
i dont know, i hope not

>>53628212


anyone with a sane mind would dislike the US, doenst matter the country or its history with them

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>>53625431
>el kebin

>>53629952
fuck niga that is a rare ass fukin flag niga

>>53629472
I definitely agree, unfortunately people around the globe still have a overall positive opinion of them, only the in the middle east does >50% of the population dislike the US (in terms of regions, you can find non ME countries that hate the US)

Chapín culero xD

>>53630128
Damn nigga right back atcha f@m. I ain't seen a flag like that in a minute yo!

>>53626548
>We talk good spanish
>>53627178
>Pero sos mojado
No

>>53631397
pero sin acento
sin cantar
sin omitir letras

literalmente el american english del español

>>53631433
American English is the bee's knees. If you go to England where it all began you'll hear a butchered version of it. Shit even Canadians from big cities can pass of people in Los Angeles.

>>53631433
>pero sin acento
Hablan igual en todo el país?
>american english
Estoy de acuerdo en que es el mejor pero casi nadie lo habla correctamente

>>53618793
t. Sageberto Banbossa

>>53631433
En este vídeo están correctamente representados los acentos de México, personalmente el único que me agrada es el del bajío, yo soy del centro y he vivido en varias regiones.

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>>53632482
>>53631433
https://youtu.be/2shS8tmLASA
>mfw

>>53618882
Just googled her and now I want her to pee on my dick while I jerk off tbf

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>>53618793
Shh barbosa