Name my crew
also what's for dinner?
>also what's for dinner?
I want to buy some fruits for dinner, perhaps some banana or apple, my brother in law come to my house tonight tho,so I have to buy some food for him.
Also, need to smoke 1 cig before arrived home
I had Dominos pizza for dinner. Check out the drivers name
LMAO TOP KEK LE HAHA M'LADY
He was arsedeep in pizza when he got here
w-will ebola-chan c-come back?
i-is this what they c-call meme magic?
How can Mar and Dutdut even compete against Binay?
It's not that hard anon. Go to google images and type babe. But the thing here is that indonesians use babe because they watch too much of those stupid shows that always use the babe slang.
I'm actually quite surprised at that. If it makes you feel better, I don't watch any lesbian porn. I'm also uncut so you can cross 2 memes off your list at the same time.
I suspect the people watching lesbian porn are Horny 16yo kids
>not wanting girl on girl action
most live action porn are too tame(for the lack of a better word). Mostly it's just facial cumshots and you barely find any swallowing. and when it comes to javs...holy shit how hard it is to find uncensored javs.
Wrong anon. Porn is meant to insert yourself in it and make the whole experience feels like yours. Getting cucked just make me angry. Like those vids about the guy getting cucked. The girl should be punished for it.
>watching gay make your penis shrink.
Any Flipanon know where I can buy 'hevi' fruit?
>UK bolice using IMSI catchers to take everyone's phone informations in a certain radius
>Police forces in Birmingham, Liverpool, Leicester, Oxford and London are users as confirmed by a security firm representative
>However, the gov'ment doesn't want to let the public know that they are using and what they're using these tools
>security firms are saying that they only sell to the gov'ment
>however, black market in China are selling this device to everyone
It feels good living in a surveillance state :^)
I just took my wife's son to watch Star Wars TFA
What you think about it, to all who watched?
It was like an exact rehash of ANH, didn't have the Star Wars feeling in my opinion, and shitty main characters
Felt like a money grab by using all this nostalgia.
>be brainwashed since 5
>suddenly feel like his first participation in an attack felt wrong from seeinghis friend die
>escapes and kills alot of troops who he probably grew up with
>suddenly behaves like an average high school nigger
What's your steam account peeps? I don't want any normies in my friends list.
You don't believe me? In my school they have this stupid gangs that always ride motorcycle, skip class, smoke and don't go to friday prayer. They usually fight with other school groups. And the place they fight is usually the place on my way home. Sometimes they try to bully me but I beat their ass. So, since then I was know as the secret boss.
I'm not the same guy, just messing around with you
Oh so you think this is funny huh? Barging into other people's conversations? Do you like go to say Mamak and go up to random strangers and join in their conversations? Is that what you do? Do you even know who I fucking am? Tell me my name? What's my name? TELL ME WHAT MY FUCKING NAME IS YOU USELESS FUCKING CUNT? No? Oh you don't know? So then I suggest you stop doing this shit before you end up in the back of someone's car you fucking rotten useless fucking piece of shit.
pls delet you comment I'm offended by it, that "muslim maiden" is a nun.
Putra.confessions <-------The most cringeworthy Facebook page my university has ever created
two aetas chimping at each other outside my window over some argument -__-
>TFW no qt Catholic idol girl group filled with young qt nuns
I actually made this post which became almost became viral until the admins deleted it. Fucking normies. Just go to the fb page man. There's a lot of boring confessions but once in a while you will find le gems.
I don't know, but one of them saw a female aeta walk pass and started talking and following her like it's mating season.
4chan is an English-language imageboard website. Users generally post anonymously, with the most recent posts appearing above the rest. 4chan is split into various boards with their own specific content and guidelines. Registration is not required, nor is it possible (except for staff).
Launched on October 1, 2003, its boards were originally used for posting pictures and discussing manga and anime, as the site was modeled on Japanese imageboards, particularly 2chan. The site quickly became popular and expanded, though much of 4chan's content still features otaku, anime, and other Japanese cultural influences.
The site has been linked to Internet subcultures and activism, most notably Anonymous and Project Chanology. 4chan users have been responsible for the formation or popularization of Internet memes such as lolcats, Rickrolling, "Chocolate Rain", Pedobear and many others. The site's "Random" board, also known as "/b/", was the site's first forum, and is the one that receives the most traffic. As its name suggests, the Random board has minimal rules on posted content. Gawker once jokingly claimed that "reading /b/ will melt your brain". The site's anonymous community and culture have often provoked media attention. For media planners, this enterprise is "further proof that creativity is everywhere and new media is less accessible" to advertisement agencies.
4chan has been instrumental in hijacking Internet destinations for pranks, so that, for example, images of Rick Astley appeared instead of the page that was searched for; the coordination of attacks against other websites and Internet users; and reactions to threats of violence that have been posted on the site. The Guardian once summarized the 4chan community as "lunatic, juvenile... brilliant, ridiculous and alarming."
4chan was started in 2003 in the bedroom of a then-15-year-old student from New York City named Christopher Poole, who posts as "moot". Prior to starting 4chan, Poole had been a regular participant on the Something Awful forums. He intended 4chan to be a place to discuss Japanese comics and anime, an American counterpart to the popular Japanese Futaba Channel ("2chan") imageboard. Upon the creation of 4chan, Poole encouraged users from the Something Awful subforum titled "Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse", who also happened to be dissatisfied with the forum, to discuss anime on his website. Poole originally used the Futaba Channel to obtain anime-related images, and liked the concept of a message board where people anonymously shared images, which eventually led to his idea of creating a similar English-based website. During the creation of 4chan, he obtained the source code for the Futaba Channel website, and translated the Japanese text into English using Altavista's Babelfish online translator. When he first created the website, it had only two boards: "/a/ – Anime/General" and "/b/ – Anime/Random"; over time more boards were created, and /b/ was eventually renamed to simply "/b/ – Random".
The activity of 4chan takes place on message boards and imageboards. The website is split into six categories: Japanese culture, Interests, Creative, Adult (18+), Other, and Misc (18+). These provide for on-topic boards to discuss anime, manga, technology, sport, photography, music, hentai, torrents, travel, physical fitness, as well as a random board. 4chan originally hosted discussion boards on a separate domain called "world4ch", but these were later moved to the dis.4chan.org subdomain.
Those uni confession pages are always cringeworthy as fuck
Pic related is one from my college
>which one of us would have to drink it (abortion medicine), me or her?
i'm confused too, nigga.
The site has had at least one employee, a programmer whom Poole met via online Tetris. All other moderators are volunteers. The boards that attract the largest amount of traffic, from greatest to least, are /b/ (Random), /v/ (Video games), /a/ (Anime and Manga), and /s/ (board intended for sharing explicit images).
During the early days of 4chan, the boards that originally existed were the anime, random, cute, hentai, and yaoi boards; a lolicon board also existed at /l/, but after being disabled for a week around the turn of the year 2004 it was removed in October 2004. The /g/ board also was initially dedicated to guro, before it was deleted and later remade as the "technology" board. During 2004, 4chan briefly went offline, then returned fully online a few months later. Following 4chan's return, non-anime related boards, such as the weapons, automobile, and video games boards, were introduced. In 2008, the "Japan/General" board at /jp/ was created for topics that did not fit under the anime and manga category of /a/; /jp/ was later renamed to "Otaku Culture".
4chan is one of the Internet's most trafficked imageboards, according to the Los Angeles Times. 4chan's Alexa rank is generally around 700, though it has been as high as number 56 at times. It is provided to its users free of charge and consumes a large amount of bandwidth; as a result, its financing has often been problematic. Poole acknowledges that donations alone cannot keep the site online, so he has turned to advertising to help make ends meet. However, the explicit content hosted on 4chan has deterred businesses who do not want to be associated with the site's content. In January 2009, Poole signed a new deal with an advertising company; in February 2009, he was $20,000 in debt and the site was continuing to lose money.
Sadly no. I screenshot my ""confession"" too early. Believe me there was a lot holier than thou comments. There was even other confessions that replied to my ""confession"". But some was not retarded enough to see that I was only joking.
The 4chan servers were moved from Texas to California in August 2008, which upgraded the maximum bandwidth throughput of 4chan from 100Mbit/s to 1Gbit/s.
Unlike most web forums, 4chan does not have a registration system, allowing users to post anonymously. Any nickname may be used when posting, even one that has been previously adopted, such as "Anonymous" or "moot". In place of registration, 4chan has provided tripcodes as an optional form of authenticating a poster's identity. As making a post without filling in the "Name" field causes posts to be attributed to "Anonymous", general understanding on 4chan holds that Anonymous is not a single person but a collective (hive) of users. Moderators generally post without a name even when performing sysop actions. A "capcode" may be used to attribute the post to "Anonymous ## Mod", although moderators often post without the capcode. In a 2011 interview on Nico Nico Douga, Poole explained that there are approximately 20 volunteer moderators active on 4chan. 4chan also has a junior moderation team, called "janitors", who may delete posts or images and suggest that the normal moderation team ban a user, but who can not post with a capcode. Revealing oneself as a janitor is grounds for immediate dismissal.
In January 2011, Poole announced the deletion of the /r9k/ ("ROBOT9000") and /new/ (News) boards, saying that /new/ had become devoted to racist discussions, and /r9k/ no longer served its original purpose of being a test implementation of xkcd's ROBOT9000 script. During the same year, the /soc/ board was created in an effort to reduce the number of socialization threads on /b/. /r9k/ was restored on October 23, 2011, along with /hc/ ("Hardcore", previously deleted), /pol/ (a rebranding of /new/) and the new /diy/ board, in addition to an apology by Poole where he recalls how he criticized the deletion of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and realized that he had done the same.
4chan has been the target of occasional denial of service attacks. For instance, on December 28, 2010, 4chan went down due to a such an attack. Christopher Poole said on his blog "We now join the ranks of MasterCard, Visa, PayPal, et al.—an exclusive club!"
On January 21, 2015, moot stepped down as the site's administrator. On September 21, 2015, moot announced that Hiroyuki Nishimura had purchased from him the ownership rights to 4chan, without disclosing the terms of the acquisition. Nishimura was the former administrator of 2channel between 1999 and 2014, the website forming the basis for anonymous posting culture which influenced later websites such as Futaba Channel and 4chan; Nishimura lost the rights for 2channel to ex-US Army officer Jim Watkins following financial difficulties and a series of scandals involving Nishimura's alleged datamining and sales of 2channel personal user data to political parties.
>"Is it halal or not?"
Fucking your slutty gf before marriage was haram enough, you perverted infidel!!!
You should have liked the status so she/he would message you.
Then you post the name all over normiebook that this person is the slut that confessed
Either way, you allshould stop jacking off to porn
It fucks with your testosterone if you are bothered about it
what the hell is band 5/6 people?
some kind of ranking?
This is disgusting and this guy is so misguided. Chinks rule the business industry. If you gave up your special treatment now, I'm sure as hell that the chinks wouldn't suddenly hire malays left and right.
>Offered 2 uni
I bet it's UITM and other worthless uni
Fucking hell. 2A tu tak payah nak bising bising la. Aku 9A, Melayu pun tak dapat course apa yang aku nak. Dah member kau tu mesti apply Medic ke Farmasi ke apa, tempat terhad memang la.
This guy probably just apply for some worthless degree.
Kalau nak SJW sangat, bagi tempat kau dekat member kau tu la sial. Member kau tu pun tak nak rasanya ambil course mengarut macam kau.
If you dig deep enough there's more retarded confessions in there. I used to love shitposting there until the admins got a lot of heat for not filtering the posts thorough enough.
Don't worry i won't let anyone soil me. I'll keep myself pure 4 (You)
I'm trying to find a gay scandal in here or something but nothing comes up..
Good god that English. How can someone learn English for 12+ years but can't make a decent sentence.
you sure you want me as your first? I'm inexperienced,you might not have a good time