got a cock up the arse last night lads, AMA
>tfw the contestant choses the chasers lowest offer, then gets every question right
>She/he isn't 21
I'm 21 and I still get id'd when I try buy red bull
>Brits to lose benefits under plans to clamp down on European migration: Merkel offers ‘nonsense’ deal to Cameron
>Migrant workers would be banned from getting in-work benefits if they fill low-paid jobs under a controversial plan designed to keep Britain in the EU.
>Germany has offered David Cameron a deal that would see EU citizens who earn only the minimum wage denied state handouts.
>But, to make the idea acceptable to Brussels, hundreds of thousands of low-paid British workers would also miss out on tax credits.
>Insiders say the idea has been embraced by No 10 – which is desperate to declare that it has secured a ‘win’ on limiting migrant benefits.
what do u do
thoughts of this gentlemen
>he hasn't seen our airports
There's like 20 cali posters and unsurprisingly they're all spics
Watch yourself you n-word c-word
Become a short asian manlet who humilates the goose in a fight
while ago but left our mark lads, at the k-on school in Japan.
I couldn't give ten shits about benefits at this point. The EU is a much greater danger than a mere financial one.
>Need to be 21.
AND...THE HOME....OF THE....BRAVE.....
When I was 8 I wanted to know how it felt to be made a real man. Jim fixed it for me.
So, why exactly doesn't UK have this? Is it genetics?
>Did you know that Anglos are the most powerful race?
They are an army.
We were among top 10 countries in GDP per capita before oil, isn't that about the same tier as UK today? Or are you perhaps even lower? I'm not sure. Are you saying in effect that UK is shitty? Ok then.
It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
>Yes, that's right. I am from Chile. Life is good when you live 20k feet above sea level, I mean... you do have to buy your oxygen from down t'shop or die but that's no biggie right? They just rolled out electricity to our mud huts last year so that's good!
Ask your neighbour how weak we are.
>It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
>oh my god, this anti-yank banter is getting out of hand
>It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
Canada, you're your own country. Come on.
>Yes, I'm actually from UK, a turd-shaped kingdom lost in the sea. My best friend is Rajeet Al-Muhammad, a fellow british citizen. Amazing, right? We just share everything like the TV license fee and my gf.
>It's a fjord, not a lake, and the moutain is twice as tall and probably much steeper and aesthetically pleasing to the eye
How do bees make these perfect uniform hexagonal shapes?
Do you lads reckon the yanks who browse /brit/ start thinking of themselves and their fellow yanks as "yanks" even though I'm lead to believe "yank" means a specific kind of yank in yankeeville
>Oh I'm proud to be an American where at least I over eat
no because any time you say yanks I think of the yankee which is a team I was raised to hate.
They even made me cry when I was a kid when Aaron Boone hit that home run against the Red Sox in the playoffs.
Your low tier bants will never overwrite that memory
Remember, lads. If we vote to leave the EU, the island of Britain will have its tether cut from mainland Europe, our island will uproot itself from the sea bed, and we will drift far into the ocean. All one, no one close by, freezing in the cold lonely ocean with no one to help us.
It's from the only Bollywood film I have ever watched as some lads were streaming it for us to laugh at. It's like the paki version of the Terminator except the robot is called Chiti but pronounced as "shitty". This song however is pretty catchy.
The average Brit that supports the EU thinks that if we leave the eu, people won't be able to come to Britain for a holiday and we will lose billions in tourism money. As evidenced on question time last night
>why yes, my flag is stylistically inspired by toothpaste
Dropped my S4 down the toilet lads.
It's completely fine tho lol.
Did that with an S3 a few years ago and it fucked it up
is this a fjord btw?
I can relate to the america in this picture
If I could into art I would make a comic where other countries are bantering with each other and then america tries and it is illustrated by two nuclear bombs being dropped on japan.
get it? It would illustrate america's overkill of both banter and military force
>I can relate to the america in this picture
>If I could into art I would make a comic where other countries are bantering with each other and then america tries and it is illustrated by two nuclear bombs being dropped on japan.
>get it? It would illustrate america's overkill of both banter and military force
>Why yes, I do have to pay Beecham Group royalties whenever I show off my national flag for copying Aquafresh
I don't see what's down there under the layer of skies, so I don't know. But this was surely a beautiful picture, and I saved it! :))
Here's a beautiful picture back.
bit dum you we've had a work around for that since the 1600s
isnt lofoten those islands up north?
>go on 4chan
>every other country knows more about my countries movies, music and politicians than I do
It's honestly something that I don't think any other place could experience, it's kind of surreal. It's like we are the celebrities of the planet and everybody reads about every time we take a poo
When it comes to movies, TV, music and politics yeah I do.
I generally don't consume those products, so that's not very hard but it's kind of surreal when non-americans talk about american politics with me
>I generally don't consume those products, so that's not very hard but it's kind of surreal when non-americans talk about american politics with me
>Large, bright, spacious houses
>Nice, sunny weather
>large variety of shops, places to eat and things to do
>modern cities with great public transport
>large expanse of varying natural beauty
>tiny, dark, cramped houses that cost a fortune
>gray, gray, gray, gray
>every town centre looks exactly the same with nothing to do
>London is a dirty city with shit transport. Every other "city" is just an ugly 70s looking city but made modern because they added a large shopping mall
>green hills. Have to pay for everything.
Gee, I wonder why people in Britain are snobby and look down on Americans. It's because we are jealous and in denial. We know this place is a shithole and we hate our ancestors for not moving to America when they could have
>Money is the root of all evil, when we shed this medium of trade all will be well in the world. there'll be no more wars waged for a capatalist agenda
Yes they are. Didn't think a Canadian would have heard of some Norwegian northern place with islands, desu:)
>Once we destroy money and corporations, a utopia will just....happen.....
Communists have all the manifesto for destroying society as we know it, but not one single person has a plan for what happens next.
Funny, that. It's almost as if communism is a tool sold to people for the purpose of destabilising society...
>I don't do that though why would you make up lies about me nigel
>It's almost as if communism is a tool sold to people for the purpose of destabilising society...
>$20 for one ticket
get fucked america
would be pretty good bantz if an aussie won the money though
>school class sizes are increasing, it's harder to get school places, I can't get an appointment for a gp, public services are strained, house prices are on the increase, there aren't enough houses to buy
>but we should continue importing 300,000 people every year. Think of the poor dead child
don't want to order this and the delivery person to turn up and think i'm a fat cunt
>yes I do own a parker
>yes I do want to look like an oversized schoolboy from the 80's
People who post on 4chan generally don't wake up early. It's pretty much just people who stayed up all night or nobody at all.
/cum/ is pretty much dead until around 3-4PM eastern time
>mfw I think about the sinking of the Belgrano
Then when you pick it up hell just condescendingly ask if it's all for you and you can tell him you're bulking and he will shower you with praise for bettering yourself and then he will kiss you
>check dominos pizza tracker
>"your pizza is being made by abib"
>join the seminar whatsapp group
>literally just normies shitposting constantly
>fuck this "thread"
>ill be back
INDEPENDENCE SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T HOLD BACK THE WHITE AND BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN'T HOLD BACK THE WHITE AND BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*spray paints cornish translations onto roadsigns*
*direct tourists to small, regional villages instead of the desinations they intended to go to*
ACID TECHNO IS THE BEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*goes surfing in the rain*
*forgets to wait 30 minutes after eating and gets pasty sick all in the shallows*
EUUHUGHHHUHGHGHEHGEU I BET THE BRETONS DID THIS
*does 80mph down a road which is two-way but only has one lane and multiple turns*
I spoke to my nan and she said that cornwall was pretty wicked even tho she's never been anywhere else in er life, gotta agree desu it's banging so long as you don't go to the moors
*gets lost in the misty moors*
FUCK I SAID DON'T GO TO THE MOORS
*gets foot caught in badger hole and has to phone gran to pull us out*
..............i wish i was at St. Michaels Mount........
>When liz dies you'll see north korea like outpourings of controlled/manufactured grief. people won't be exactly sure why they're upset, they just feel compelled to fall in line.
Set me a fedora someone I've not got any
>>When liz dies you'll see north korea like outpourings of controlled/manufactured grief. people won't be exactly sure why they're upset, they just feel compelled to fall in line.
>Set me a fedora someone I've not got any
>What is white culture
just a habit, if you have people over, you provide them with food, if you're having a party, you provide it with food.
literally no reason to be a tight cunt.
I'll take a chicken tikka and 2 poppadoms please mate, how much will that be?
You probably come across like too much hassle
People cry for David Bowie because he actually did stuff. He was talented, creative, unique. A cultural icon whose styles defined entire decades.
People will cry for Queen Elizabeth because err....she's been there for a long time, like, meeting other leaders and stuff, in a job she attained by pure accident, living off wealth she doesn't deserve.
>go to a black or asians persons house
>they provide you with ample food
>go to a english """"""""""persons"""""""2 house
>lucky to get a cracker
>comes around with a bill for that cracker when you're ready to go
you can't make this shit up
50p? THAT'S PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE!!! REPUBLIC WHEN?
Never been given a cracker at a white persons house. Make up some more shit achmed whilst you gorge on chicken korma 7 nights a week
>living off wealth she doesn't deserve.
Who does deserve it then? You? Don't make me laugh. When you're her age you'll be pissing through a catherer waiting to die instead of going out and doin a job like she does
>tourism would end if there was no royal family
top meme. yeah no one visits france anymore, nor america, not one tourist can be found over in italy, no tourists in greece or india, no one on tour in china.
Show some fucking respect lad, she's a relic of the last point in time your country was respected. When she dies there will be nothing tying you to your well respected and feared past, you will become just another muslim state that is far too politically correct and with a nanny state constantly telling you what to do.
It's 2016 why the fuck are they still a thing? Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, the elitist bastards and as the idiots who blindly support them despite themselves working their nuts off and being poor while the Royal Family do nothing and get paid millions and probably laugh at the idiots supporting them.
>It's 2016 why the fuck are they still a thing? Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, the elitist bastards and as the idiots who blindly support them despite themselves working their nuts off and being poor while the Royal Family do nothing and get paid millions and probably laugh at the idiots supporting them.
No place at all in a progressive inclusive society for this feudal fucking shite....lots of room at the bottom of the sea,where the lot of the fucking bottom feeders should reside.
But we're phasing knives out to solely rely on Sporks