>you will never be a proud member of the fiery Latino race
How does this make you feel?
>you will never possess the perfect balance of Germanic and Latin genes
but I'm a tanned mediterranean, would I pass as a local? :3
He's a weird French-Maya-Cuban mestizo combination. I'm Spanish-Mayan-German-Swedish mix and everyone thinks I'm a fucking Persian.
Apparently adding Northern Euro to a typical Latino Mestizo setup ends up making you look like a kebab.
>mfw Spics from Caribbean and Central America only have Spanish Ancestry to brag about
It's funny because the Maya part of my family look like like brown Koreans. Only thing I retained from them was the slanted eyes, chin and brownness. I'd rather not have people think I'm Persian. I live near Beverly Hills and hate having them think I'm one of them.
>You will never die a horrible death because of your beta max employee.
>has to wear high heels at red carpet events otherwise his female costars tower over him