>you will never be a proud member of the fiery Latino race
How does this make you feel?
I am Latino and can say it's not good
Good thing I look like a nip half breed
>>53613213
But I am.
oscar isaac looks more middle eastern than that syrian president
>>53613213
>you will never possess the perfect balance of Germanic and Latin genes
Latino race? What is that?
>>53613213
sad tbqh
but I'm a tanned mediterranean, would I pass as a local? :3
>>53613213
>Latino
>Race
>>53613328
He's a weird French-Maya-Cuban mestizo combination. I'm Spanish-Mayan-German-Swedish mix and everyone thinks I'm a fucking Persian.
Apparently adding Northern Euro to a typical Latino Mestizo setup ends up making you look like a kebab.
White
I'm English but I look mediterranean
>tfw pale skin which tans easily
>>53614850
of course I do
>>53613213
Fuck Spanish America
Indifferent. I like being a pasty white nerd, but Latinos are pretty cool too.
>>53615808
but your Spanish ancestors had Moor blood
you are literally related to kebab
> tfw i am
>>53613213
Why don't you call "Hispanic"?
We will never feel part of Spanish America, except gommies.
>>53616100
The Spic part of my family are gross pasty ginger Galicians who moved to Jalisco in the 1860s. They probably have more potato nigger in them than moor.
>>53613213
Pretty good desu.
>>53615785
Yes in rural Guatemala. Enjoy friendo.
>mfw Spics from Caribbean and Central America only have Spanish Ancestry to brag about
>>53615826
Are you Russell Brand?
>>53616238
I guess the watered down Mayan did you in.
Looking Persian doesn't sound so bad though.
I'm already a spic. At least I'm not black.
I'm perfectly fine being baltic
Half latino, half white
Though i guess i'm also half dutch on my latino side
What does that make me
>>53616341
But explain to me how is good being a 5 ft male?
>>53613213
>You will never be a manlet
Feels pretty good
>>53616378
average fat retard american. only fault some irish or polish blood
My daughter will be half latina. So that's almost as good.
Fucking loved Poe btw. Hotshot fighter aces are always awesome.
>>53616329
It's funny because the Maya part of my family look like like brown Koreans. Only thing I retained from them was the slanted eyes, chin and brownness. I'd rather not have people think I'm Persian. I live near Beverly Hills and hate having them think I'm one of them.
>>53616538
Persians are still considered white though, you'll be fine mate.
Maybe you could play up being a Jew to appease to the rich people in your area.
>>53613213
Are Spanish speakers really racist in America? I mean, 95% of American Spanish immigrants look literally Native Americans and yet only white/arab looking ones joins Hollywood.
>>53616309
> portugese ancestry
Shameful, tbqh
Brazilians are literally shit tier
>>53616666
Yes, the lighter ones pick on the darker ones.
>>53616705
>implying this country only have Portuguese ancestry in European DNA
Oscar Isaac is such a beautiful man.
No homo
>>53616705
What is that flag supposed to be? Striped panties?
>>53616713
So Hispanics really will ruin America because America is not a classist society
>>53616446
yesssssss
>>53616751
too much beard in that photo to be quite honest lad
>>53616771
You have to teach them the Brazilian philosophy.
At least I think you guys are all cool with each other, but I'm pretty fucking ignorant.
>>53616785
>You will never die a horrible death because of your beta max employee.
>>53616826
America is different society, it doesn't have classism. It doesn't matter your race, you can prosper in America.
>>53613213
>has to wear high heels at red carpet events otherwise his female costars tower over him
>proud
Top kek
>>53616771
>America is not a classist society
>>53616879
>it doesn't have classism
>>53616832
Poe > Oscar
>>53616901
Yes, they aren't.
Feels good
>>53616752
L-lewd
It's guatemala, cuckfriend
>>53617383
More like Pantsumala.
>>53614850
But I do!
Puerto rican with peruvian-french
Except im white, big nosed and dark straight hair
MFW because of The Pianist everyone thinks im polish
>>53617155
It is
Being poor is treated as if it was a sin
>>53617543
>Puerto-rican
>Peruvian
>French
>White
haha
>>53617474
> tfw living in lewd Pantsumala
Feels breddy gud
>>53617600
You laugh sure they're a bunch of Adrien Brody looking motherfuckers over here
>>53616599
>Persians are still considered white though, you'll be fine mate.
I don't give half a fuck about being white. I'm already like half Indian. I just don't like Persians.
>>53613213
Feels ok desu
>>53617601
I'll rub my dick against your Pantsumala ;^)
>tfw white :'(