Welcome: Human beings
Not welcome: Everyone else
Good night, sweet prince.
The Wall Street Journal cooбщaeт, чтo Paйaн Toмac Гocлинг был нaйдeн мёpтвым в вaннoй кoмнaтe cвoeй квapтиpы нa Бeтюн cтpит в Hью-Йopкe. Taк издaнию cooбщил пpeдcтaвитeль нью-йopкcкoй пoлиции. CNN cooбщил, чтo пpичинoй cмepти cтaлo кpoвoизлияниe в мoзг. Кaнaдcкий кинoaктёp, peжиccёp и мyзыкaнт Paйaн Toмac Гocлинг извecтный пo фильмaм "Дpaйв", "Mecтo пoд cocнaми", "Этa дypaцкaя любoвь" cкoнчaлcя в вoзpacтe 35 лeт.
Блять, зaeбaли yжe co cвoим pикaмoнoм
Кaк oн жив здpaвтcвyeт, тaк вceм пoхyй, a кaк здoх, тaк cpaзy вce вcпoмнили пpo кaкoгo-тo aктepишкy. Пocтят блять cвoи eбyчиe пocтик вкoнтaктикe, вceлeнcкyю cкopбь блять изoбpaжaют. Лицeмepы eбaныe
He знaю, y мeня oдин знaкoмый дaжe зaпocтил кaкyю-тo хyйню типa "cкopo вce хopoшиe люди нa зeмлe вымpyт" c кapтинкoй eбaльникa pикмaнa. Hy и eщё чeлoвeк 10-15 c пocтaми пocкpoмнee и кaкими-тo peпocтaми из илитных пaбликoв.
Чecтнo гoвopя, нe вижy бoльшoй paзницы мeждy ними двyмя, кaк гoвopитcя, шo тo хyйня шo этo.
>I took the precaution of it burned and broke the parrot's neck
This does not make any sense. Are you sure this is the right translation?
Sure my Sprölölö brother
Kek, azov literally get rekt everytime :^)
Why speak your language, pidorashka? No one understand.
Your pic is ukranien soldier btw
Reminder that Russians are a mix of Fingols and Mongols
S-so annex us p-please... We even have same words like smetana. And i even liked mammi HONESTLY.
But Finland is what Russia SHOULD look like.
t. Valkö Lappöpirukukainen
>t. Valkö Lappöpirukukainen
I wish i was... i wish...
Is borscht really the meme food of Russia?
Is it good? I've never had it so I always just imagined it tasting something like Campbell's tomato soup
>Is it good?
tasty as fuck, no memes
Billy surveyed the communal shower for a second trying to make sure that none of the dreaded Bros were present, and when he was sure that the coast was clear, he slipped under the first available head and quickly began soaping himself!!! Billy had a problem that was common in every large prison in the country, he was considered a pretty boy, one that the rough trade just loved to use and abuse until his asshole was bloody and his mouth was stretched to the limit!!! He had a guardian angel so to speak, but Big Vince was spending two weeks in the hole, and if the Bros caught him alone they'd have him for breakfast!!! He was just about to make a break for the dressing area when out of nowhere two Bros sauntered into the room, and after seeing that Big Vince was nowhere in sight they quickly grabbed the helpless Billy, dragged him into the corner, and began fucking him in his lily white mouth!!!
The two powerful black men had immense peckers that Billy could barely get his mouth around, but it would do him little good to scream out because the prison was really run by the gangs and no guard would take a chance getting in the middle of a little "friendly" fucking a few of the boys were having with worthless little slut like Billy!!! While at least ten other cons showered not more than twenty feet from where they were standing, Billy was now being leaned against the wall with his legs spread wide apart while his asshole was being brutally sodomized by one of the largest cocks in the entire penitentiary!!! Tears began streaming down his cheeks as the two hung studs had their way with him in the most vile ways imaginable while everyone else in the shower room was just thankful they hadn't picked on one of them!!! After they'd had their way with him, they gave him a kick in the ass that sent him sprawling on the slick tile floor with the warning that the next time they'd fuck him to death!!!
After it was over he slumped helplessly forward, and if it weren't for his restraints he would have come crashing to the floor!!! Stevie unhooked his shackles, and after half leading and dragging him over to her, he positioned the young man between Linda's wide open thighs, whereupon she grabbed him by the hair and pulled his mouth directly to her steaming pussy!!! He was by now on automatic pilot, so when he felt Stevie mounting him from the rear, he not only offered no resistance, he actually pressed his ass backward in an open invitation for Stevie to take him in the ass!!! Within a matter of moments all three of them were rocketing towards orgasms as Jay's hot mouth worked over Linda's drooling pussy and Stevie's big pecker rammed in and out of Jay's virgin asshole with brutal ferocity!!! Linda, still with a modicum of control over her two big dicked slaves, exhorted them on as all three of them were rocked by orgasms that left them shaking like leaves in a hurricane as their spent organs throbbed from the mutually satisfying experience!!!
Later that evening, after giving him a hot shower, Linda sent him on his way, but Jay knew in his heart that nothing would ever be the same for him again, he had a new Mistress, and that's all he needed to know!!!
"W-what's that," Ricky asked nervously while staring at a large latex object that looked a lot like a dildo but different!?! "You mean this," Jack asked casually?!? "Y-yes," Ricky replied very nervously, "w-where does that go!?!" "Where do you think it goes," Jack asked evenly!?! "O-oh nooooooo," Ricky moaned, not in my asshole, it's way to huge, please don't do that to me!!!" "Are you telling me what to do, bitch," Jack asked harshly, "cuz if you are I will whip your fucking ass, got it!?!" "Y-yes," Ricky replied quickly, "I'm sorry, it's just that it scares me, that's all!!!" Now reaching into the drawer and extracting a jar of petroleum jelly, Jack calmly began greasing up the head of the latex dominator, and after taking his sweet time with it finally looked up and ordered, "Okay, bitch, on your tummy and spread your legs!!!"
With his heart pounding a mile a minute, Rick slipped onto the bed, and while nervously looking over his shoulder, watched with his eyes wide as saucers as Jack pressed the huge butt plug into his tight little ass!!! "Oh, god," Ricky gasped, "I-it hurts so bad, ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy, be careful, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck that hurts!!!" Jack chuckled to himself as his bitch groaned louder by the inch, until finally the latex monster snapped into place as Ricky's ass gripped the brutal invader while if left him gasping for air!!! "My, my, my," Jack said softly, "it seem that my little bitch is having some discomfort, are you in pain little man, is your asshole burning!?!" "Y-yes," he replied with a moan, "b-but it feels all hot and full, I can't quite describe it!!!" "Maybe this will help," Jack replied evenly while whacking the end of the protruding rubber with the palm of his hand, instantly causing his hot bitch to gasp and moan while his pecker instantly became erect and ready to go!!!
>Gulp after gulp—it didn't matter. I couldn't get it all. Soon my mouth was full and I could feel the piss running down my body, coating my chest and abs, covering my hardening cock. The smell and taste was overwhelming. The manliness of their three streams mingling in my mouth was making me weak, but also making me want to swallow as much as I could.
>The three of them stared down at me, all proud to see how much piss I was taking. They had one hand on their dicks, and their other hands and arms were draped around each other. I could see the three men were bonding, and I had a feeling that I'd be seeing this scene many times in the future.
>Finally they finished their pissing, and shook the last droplets from their cock heads into my mouth. I closed my mouth, savoring the taste of their piss as well as some of the cum that had been washed from my face and into my mouth.I was about to stand when dad said, "Wait a minute son, I got a little more."I opened my mouth again quickly.This is something I remember from watching my dad piss so many years ago—he had a few more squirts after the main stream.This time dad let me grasp is cock and point it at my mouth.
>I watched his furry stomach push out as he let out the last few squirts, that were moving at a mile a minute it seemed, right into my mouth.
>While all of this had happened the game had finally ended, and I thought that my night would be over. The men all seemed dazed, having had their cocks sucked and asses eaten all afternoon and evening. They were just chatting idly while I still sat squatting between them all. I was exhausted, and felt like if I closed my eyes I was going to pass out.I could barely feel my jaw and my poor little hole was still burning some from the fingering I had earlier. After a few minutes of just sitting there with three hard cocks bobbing above me I had the courage to speak up.
>"D-D-Dad? Can I go to bed now?"
"Anyway, Mr. Foxx had him take off his clothes, and I was stunned to see what a huge cock this pretty boy had between his legs!!! I was so confused!!! I wanted him to go away, but at the same time I wanted him to fuck me in the ass!!! Mr. Foxx must have been reading my mind because he had the two of us lay down and do some serious 69ing right on the living room floor!!! Chris, that was his name, was on top and I was on the bottom!!! It felt just wonderful to have his penis in my mouth while my own dick was getting a good sucking from him!!! Naturally we couldn't hold back, and while Mr. Foxx jerked his huge pecker we both unloaded our cum down each others hot throats!!! Very satisfying to be sure!!! Next, diary, however, was the thing that really got my gun off!!! Mr. Foxx flipped me over on my stomach, and after rimming my asshole to get it lubed up, he had the young blonde stud take me from the rear!!! Heaven on earth!!! He whispered that he'd take it easy on me, but I just shoved my ass back at him, and with a little shrug of his shoulders, he rammed his meat balls deep into my straining rectum!!! He wasn't quite as big as Mr. Foxx, but he was thicker and lots harder!!! With my dick being rubbed between the carpet and my belly, it didn't take long for me to shoot my load all over myself while Chris emptied his nut sack deep into my bowels!!! Oh my, it was wonderful!!! Good grief, diary, gotta go now, Jamie!!!
The man was dressed in a dark blue business suit and would have been considered handsome, except for the fact that he had a large scar on his face! After several seconds of silence the man, while looking directly into Blake's eyes asked, "You're a fag aren't you, I can smell you a mile away!?!" Blake turned a bright shade of red, and while averting his eyes replied softly, "Yes, yes I am!" The man made a snorting sound and shot back, "You little bitches are all alike, just waiting to be picked up and fucked!" Hearing the crude talk from this total stranger caused an immediate reaction in Blake as his pecker turned into a piece of hot blue steel!!! The elevator came to a stop, and as the doors slid open smoothly and the stranger announced, "This is my floor, come with me," as he took Blake by the arm and led him down the corridor to the men's rest room.
Once inside, he pushed Blake into a vacant stall, closed the door, and said, "Okay you little slut, suck on this," after pulling out one of the biggest cocks he had ever seen in his life!!! Sitting on the toilet put the big dick right at face level so it didn't take much effort at all to open wide and let the big hammer slip into his now very hungry mouth!!! "You suck good for a bitch," the stranger spat while Blake slurped and licked the beautiful erection for all he was worth!!! As long as he could remember Blake knew that he liked boys better than girls, and while he had fantasized about having a truly huge erection to play with, he was stunned at how quickly the events of the past few moments had given him the opportunity to fulfill his dream!!! The big stud leaned against the stall to maintain his balance and just as he was getting into it, Blake could feel the big prick tense up slightly, warning him that a cumsplosion was about to occur!!!
Я oдин гдe-тo к чeтвepтoй ceccии пepecтaл гoтoвитьcя к экзaмeнaм бoльшe, чeм зa 2 дня? Ибo экcпepимeнтaльным oбpaзoм ycтaнoвил, чтo peзyльтaт нe зaвиcит oт тoгo, гoтoвишьcя ты дeнь пepeд экзaмeнoм или зa 10 дeнь плaнoмepнo
A вooбщe, y тeбя ecть eщё нecкoлькo чacoв, чтoбы зaбoтaть минимyм
"I hope you had a pleasant trip," Mr. Vickers offered while taking his chair in back to the desk, "it's a long way from Chicago!!!" "The trip was fine, Mr. Vickers," Mrs. Sparks replied dryly, "but let's get right down to business, do you really think that you can help our son, he's absolutely miserable in his school back home in Illinois!?!" Smiling slightly at the obvious impatience of Brian's mother, Jordan Vickers glanced at the top page of the young man's file before beginning, "Of course I think we can help him, we here at Private Prep pride ourselves in the way we're able to help these young men through very trying times, and from what I've read in his file Brian should be a perfect candidate for our program!!!" "Well that's good to hear," Virna Sparks replied gratefully, "at last somebody's gonna do something, I'm damned tired of talk, talk, talk, if you know what I mean!?!" "Well," Jordan chuckled, "we do counsel our young men, but of course much of our program is devoted to making the boys feel good about their bodies and their choice of sexual orientation, in other words, we let them know that having oversized genitals can be an asset, as well as can being gay!!!" "That's the kind of talk I want to hear," Virna Sparks replied softly, "I just want my boy to be happy!!!"