/Afr/ican general / Afrikaanse algemene

No wonder that took so long to post, I didn't realise how big the image was lmoa

good morning

Just made a homemade pizza

Waiting on my EU citizenship to be honest lads

>>53610988
What country are you gonna move to?

>>53609842
Reporting in ^ ^

>>53611016
I'm trying to get a Greek ancestral citizenship so I'm going to start there. It's a bit tricky though because they have conscription there so I'll have to do a few months in the army, and we've got this law here that strips one of their citizenship if they join a foreign military.

>>53611080
My cute egyptian girl radar is off the charts lads.

>>53611238
but if you leave who will run the fruit stall?

>>53611238
Do you speak Greek? If not, are you planning on moving somewhere else?

>>53611346
I'll have to pass it on to some diverse youths.

>>53611377
I'm going to start learning this year, granted I stick with Greece. I'm not sure where else I'd go either.

>>53611599
Wouldn't the UK be the obvious choice? Decent sized saffa community and better employment opportunities. Greece would be a nicer climate and all but if you don't speak Greek it would be hard to settle in.

If you speak Afrikaans there's the Netherlands too I guess.

>>53611640
I've heard employment's quite scarce in bongland, and if they ditch the EU I'd be fugged.

The main motivation for Greece is that my old man's quite keen to set up a business there, and isn't a big fan of the UK himself.

>>53611800
Oh, your father speaks Greek then?Sorry I thought you were just going by yourself. That would be easier if he does.

Employment opportunities are much better in the UK, at least if you're skilled. The whole economic crisis has really hurt Greece. True about the EU referndum though.

When are you planning on moving?

>>53611080
How's it goin lad?

>>53611262
I better go return the radar jammer I bought earlier then >_<;
:3
sup?
>>53612350
Well, I haven't killed anyone yet today so OK I guess. jk
Srsly tho Super, great, awesome, fantastic couldn't be better so farrrr(sugar rush) :X
Thank you for asking :) I hope you feel the same.

>>53612830
I'm alright, I just ate a homemade pizza

>>53612894
yum yum :d
What toppings did you add?-?

>>53612965
some cheese, ham, pineapple, onions, capsicum, salami & prawns.

>>53613000
o_o
That's one heck of a combo. Must've been pretty nice tho
I prefer mine with just cheese lool

It was a bit dry but it was good nonetheless.

who up?

>>53611238
Has that law been passed yet, I know they were talking about that, but the government only wants to pass it to stop jews from going to isreal, hopefully the jews will call them antisemites and the whole thing will run dead.

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'Ello - New French meme edition

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>>53612830
>>53611080
>>53612965
>>53613156

>>53613000
Peperoni and margaretta are the only hood pizza types in general tbqh.

Also, fuck you, i want pizza now

>>53615588
*good

>>53615588
\(*_*/

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I cant find my comfy pants

>>53615551
Is Egypt poster actually a girl or what? I bet she watches anime

>>53616207
*shrugs paws*
I dunno

>>53616207
she does

>>53616207
It's a fat neckbeard who is jerking of to the thought of a australian fucking his hairy butt.

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>>53616298
*stabs you in the neck*
haha

>>53616313
Forgot to add he's probably a furry.

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>>53616313
n-no it's not, she's a really fit 18 year old egyptian girl xox

>>53616317
*chokes on my own blood*

Lmfao i am literally dying xD

>>53616173
Nvm. Found them. -____-

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>>53616394
What are comfy pants? Post them pls. Also going to buy some new clothes soon. Going full #swagfag mode

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>>53616354
Misr girls are the second best Arab chicks after Yemeni cuties. Lebs are criminally overrated

Hello my babies I have woken

>>53616463
They are like sweat pants that feel like marshmallows hugging your legs

>>53616625
Joggers

>>53616653
I prefer my description but ok.

>>53616692
Joggers are stupid

>>53616718
The pants or the people who run?

>>53616891
Pants, sweetheart

>>53616928
What the fuck is your problem with jogger pants? It's like walking around all day with your warm morning bed wrapped around you.

>>53616963
They look weird to me

>>53616963
Hmm sounds nice. May buy some

>>53616653
They're called tracky dacks you fool

>>53617057
Joggers

>>53617057
Who the flaming fuck ever says "tracky dacks"?

>>53617149
Rolls off the tongue

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>>53615173
?

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>>53617202
Some French memer tries to make thise hedgehog the new pepe but always fails to gather the attention. Also nice pic of Marseille my friend

>>53617302
What's that?

>>53611800
>I've heard employment's quite scarce in bongland

u wot m8, the reason theres a massive camp in calais where people keep getting hit by trains is because the UK is the only place in the EU with jobs and growth. Thank god none of them get over

>>53617331
big ben

>>53617331
Asmara, capital of Eritrea. Because of the Italian colonization they have cool modernist architecture they have preserved. Would love to visit one day

Hello /afr/

Hey

Why don't I have any friends?

Someone please answer

i dunno. are you ugly?

Uganda reporting in. Where are my diasporaibros originally from?

>>53625306
pretoria but moved to cape town. people are weird here though.

>>53625250
I think so

>>53625380
Cool. So you're Dutch, eh? Too many dindus around you, I bet.

>>53625306
I'm Somali desu

>>53625508
afrikaans.
dutch people live in the netherlands...

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Why are Eritrean girls so perfect?

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>>53625662
Does it suck being a refugee in Europe?

>>53625700
He's talking about your family background

>>53625845
Where are you from, anon?

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>>53611640
>If you speak Afrikaans there's the Netherlands too I guess.

Not really as similar as one might think.. And if you consider that English is (apparantly?) now more widely spoken in South Africa than Afrikaans, and that South African English is just English with an accent, English speaking countries seem more obvious..

Afrikaans is a seperate language to Dutch.. Or a very VERY distinct dialect at best. That said I fully encourage all Boers to come home, because it sounds hilarious and cute.

>>53625806
I'm not a refugee tho, I was born in Denmark. My family came here in the 70's-80's as guest workers, way before all the Somalis who only came for the welfare came in the 90's and onwards. Life in Denmark is quite nice tho ^^

>>53625845
in that case german and dutch

>>53625903
I'm honestly not too sure, the only place I can trace my family back to is NZ

>>53626008
So you don't get bunched in with all the recent migrants when they get pissed (if they do at all)?

>>53625700
>dutch people live in the netherlands...

>not claiming your 1/64th pure Hollander heritage

Missed opportunity m8.

>>53626242

If he's born in Denmark to parents that _actually_ worked, odds are his lifestyle, grasp of the language and attitude sets him apart from fresh arrivals...

There's quite a difference between 'gib gib gib' 'refugees' and African economic migrants that sincerely come over for work or studies.. Even though I have to note that Somalis are among the worst immigrants we have in the Netherlands, I think most of those are recent immigrants, and definitely not from the 70s...

>>53626242
Unfortunately we do. When push comes to shove and Hitler2 arises in Europe, I will go back to Somaliland and start a internet cafe, so I'm not that scared. I'm an atheist tho so life will also sort of suck

>>53626445
Yeah, Somalis and Arabs cause the most shit here in Denmark. I feel sorry for Iranians and Assyrians since they are probably the least cancerous yet they still get shit on :'(

ITT: /Afr/ posts their jobs

>babby IT intern at an energy company

>>53626321
pfft 100% boer here.

>>53626677
slumlord

>>53626677
Unemployed

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>>53626677
Professional welfare receiver

>>53626869
>>53626891
>>53626943
Good work ethic, Africa friends. I like you folk.

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>>53626677
mack daddy, also student and previous neet and labourer

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Well /afr/ I'm going to the gym. Will ride on my shitty bicycle through the dark wood/lake ^^ Hope I won't get raped xD See you soon, and don't let the thread die

I'm gonna head to bed

again the white man must save africa...

Bump

>>53629852
There's no Africans on the Internet. Let it die.

>>53630585
but i am african you white piggu

Back

what african country are you from?

Tell me why this site as such and obsession with cuck and interracial marriage?

>>53631340
You talking to me? Why do you keep asking this question

>>53630585
There are people from 9 different african countries posting on 4chan right now, how do we get them in this thread, and do we really want them here.

>>53631507
I don't know, this is the only place i've ever seen or heard of it, the most fucked up shit usually seems to surface on this site. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the user base is unemployed weirdos who browse the internet all day and look at weird shit.

>>53631507
It's a comforting scapegoat when the users themselves don't succeed in finding companions.

>>53631694
Go into /mena/ and redirect them here. Easy. Getting sub-Saharans is another story.

>>53631748
The only non mena africans posting now are South Africa, Ethiopia, Senegal, Tanzania and Nigeria

>>53631748
We had a Nigerian and Ethiopian post

>>53631571
>You talking to me? Why do you keep asking this question
because its an african thread and i am interested in african countries... So me asking what african country you are from isnt so strange now is it?

>>53616207
There is legit a female Egyptian poster but there is also some autist neckbeard that rp'd as her for months so now nobody knows who is who.

>>53631861
>>53631893
How many sub-Saharan diaspora post here under foreign flags? Other than myself, I don't see any.

Are you all legit black? Does anybody of you browse /pol/? What do you think about it?

>>53632056
just a stinky ugandan thats in canada now

>>53632102
this is /africa/ not /black/

>>53632056
The danish poster is a somali and one of the australians is also some kind of brown person.

>>53632245
Australia is Ethiopian poster

>>53632056
also zambia and mozambique posts here. but they are us aid workers

>>53632331
Is it the guy that stays up all night that makes the general everyday

>>53632199
Fair enough

>>53632420
no that guy isnt ethiopian. he says his senpai came from nz and thats all he knows about his heritage

>>53632148
At least I'm not poor like you.

>>53632520
pffft the slumlording business is booming my babby IT intern at an energy company

>>53632510
I forget to tell the aussie that makes the thread everytime that it should be Afrika Algemeen and not Afrikaanse Algemene, he used google translate and that doesn't make sense, its referring to the language and not the continent.

>>53632613
Are you a druglord or something? What does that term mean?

>>53631507
Chill they are acting retarded. I even engage in such threads and use my danish flair to mock swedes and germans. Quite funny

>>53632629
yeah i saw. thought it was funny so didnt tell him

>>53632666
i rent out properties to lower income families.

>>53632102
It made me understand that black people are the most hated race on the planet.

When you sift through the racist/sexist stuff, there can be some amazing, constructive discussion going on.

>>53632770
Start bleaching

>>53632751
How many residents just decide to fuck your property up? Must be lots, eh?

>>53632895
I think hes a nigerian building hijacker, so the buildings are already fucked up, I'm gonna call the red ants to fuck his shit up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOaf00138Qs

>>53632895
oh dear lord.
there was this little manlet about 2 years ago. he was about 1.6m with this gorilla of a wife. they were behind on rent so i evicted them. when i inspected the property they i saw that they have ripped out the wiring to sell as scrap metal...

Since that day i have been very picky with my tenants. Getting a lot of black tenants aswel

>>53633045
That looks fucking miserable.

>>53632864
What have your encounters with blacks that don't have sub 90 IQs been like?

>>53633045
inherited the buildings. and since both my sisters emigrated i take care of theirs aswel

>>53633191
Woonstel blocks or houses?

>>53633246
3 woonstelblokke en 7 huise. die huise was veronderstel om ontwikkel te word in komplekse maar dis nie die moeite werd op die stadium.

>>53633102
Sounds like a lucrative profession you've gotten yourself into there. !Xobile and co are going to make you lots of money, especially with those maintenance fees.

>>53633338
Fokkit klink na high maintenance

I want some curry chicken

>>53633397
as iets breek maak dit dadelik reg al is dit middernag op n saterdag.
>>53633342
nah grew up on a farm so do most of the maintenance myself with 2 workers.

>tfw African fertility rates are China tier
>tfw there's a small chance a few of those babbies will mutate their brain organs to become smart

Imagine a world where Africans were genetically altered to be intelligent, productive members of society. With BBC too.

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How long before the government start building gommieblocks to house the hordes of unemployed spongers

>>53633918
Birth rates under the poor here are way too high, you can't drive through a location without seeing hundreds of little kids and you barely see a 15+ year old without a belly or baby on her hip.

>>53633934
cheaper just to build hop houses. also no maintenace once the house is handed over.

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>>53634102
True, the gommieblock will turn into giant shitholes the moment they occupied like ponte tower was

>>53634026
Funny how the smartest and richest people almost never have kids.

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I'm back guys! Today was a shitty fitness day. Thanks to the snow the road wasn't pitch black and I could actually see where I drove. When I had to go home, shit started to become shitty. For some reason my brakes kept ramming into my front wheel so I had to carry my bike home. Heard lots of fucked up noises in the woods which scared me a little. :'(

>>53632102
It's quite funny honestly. The paranoia there is entertaining but I understand why many Euros are mad. Many immigrants behave badly and don't appreciate what they have here in the West. My mommy don't even like the mass immigration and she is a hardcore Muslim who prays 5 times a day

>>53632011
She chatted with me ^^ I think she likes me :D

>>53636671
good too see you weren't mugged by an immagrant, ficki ficki

>>53636671
Nice

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>>53636951
Thanks ^^ Here is a qt for (you)