Ask a Mexican anything

>>53608007
Do you still have your head?

Vivo en la frontera con Matamoros. Dime por que las calles en Mexico son una puta pesadilla

>>53608025
yes, luckly. Do you have Syrians and weed??

>>53608007
What's it like being a drug trafficker?

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>>53608007

>>53608033
porque Tamaulipas es una mierda.

Do you ever complete coloring book?

I gots to page 12 of my Star Wars book

>>53608041
Yep, pretty dank 2bh

>>53608070
Cuidado con hablar mal del noroeste
https://youtu.be/G4lJ6bPEaHA

>>53608069
yes nippon i AM.

Do you like that Gasolinaaaaaaaaa song

>>53608007
>not invited: Argies
I'll just jump the wall :^)

*noreste

>>53608071
no

>>53608116
no.

orale esé

>>53608118
una vela

>>53608007
Thoughts on the new Star Wars?

>>53608167
Carlos Vela is mexicos savior

First for chicano

>>53608173
its a great movie but I cried when han solo dies

What's a chalupa

>>53608187
no, its chichadios

>>53608240
I fucked a Mexican tranny who looked like guardado

It was hot cuz I acted like Michael Bradley I'm bald like him and I fug tran doggy style

I got my balls in his goal

De que estado eres?

>>53608291
Tell us more

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>>53608291
>>53608291

>>53608305
de Jalisco.

>>53608327
Uhhh thats it and u?.

>>53608007
Why do you guys have such a love/hate relationship with your country? One moment you will be talking about how things are so much better than Mexico, and then the next you will be claiming you can't be deported because your heads will be cut off? Is your entire culture just a bunch of liars?

>>53608417
a la mierda, hay 2 de jalisco que postean aqui, uno es un fumador de mierda que morira de cancer y el otro es un pedofilo homosexual que postea anime

>>53608443
you can ask that to mexican-americans

>>53608443
yes. We inherited that from Spain.

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What do you think of this webm?

>>53608592
i like it, do you have more?

>>53608505
los mexicanos y mexicanos americanos son los peores de los hispanos qué hay aquí no sé si son los padres que les enseñan una manera de tener absolutamente nada de respeto a otra gente O si es algo que ellos recogen de los negros acá a la misma vez que se visten como ellos Hablan como ellos y se hacen pandilleros.

why i'm not invited

>>53608007
Do hot Mexican girls like white Americans or will they just try to marry me so they can bring their whole family over?

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>>53608874
Una vela...
>>53608848
CHICANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53608848
Ustedes son los peores anglosajones, siempre siendo racistas y se creen superior al latino o negro, sabiendo que los blancos de Estados Unidos son las mas ignorantes y estupidos que hay. Asi como la familia de Honey boo boo

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>>53608900
i swear that i don't have a single vela pic in my computer
but i have picardias, a lot of them

>>53608899
all mexican girls prefers gringo before us, you are the master race.

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>>53608949
que te parece si hacemos un intercambio?

Can someone explain this Latina thing of simpsons characters smoking weed? Like maybe it's a language thing but it seems particularly autistic. Like definatly something and argentinIan came up with

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>>53609009
Me cojo a tu vieja
salu2

>>53609009
Simpsons are really popular here, like, it's going to be at least 8 hours per day in the TV.
and velas is just velas
pretty much only the underage b8s from /lat/ are the only ones that uses this ''''''meme''''

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>>53609009
nelson=yo
la lisa= vos

salu2

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>>53609128
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ SE ENOJO

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>>53609009
a este le ganamos

>>53609128
But for what purpose? There is litrally no entertainment value in any of these """""memes"""""

>>53609191
WHAT YOU LACK
WHAT WE SURPLUS....

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>>53609191
seguimos ganando muchachos

>>53609191
now you got it!

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ganar... es lindo jaja

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>>53608033
>>53608848
CHICANO

>>53609009
>>53609191
sabe pa

>>53609181
>>53609220
>painted nails

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>>53609241
toca de aca yanki malnacido hijo de puta

>>53609236

>el bartposting es un meme real

odio a Argentina

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>>53609241
tomate el palo gato

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>>53609275
toca de aca CHICANO askjAJK JKA SAJA J

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>>53609276
este esta mas cool.
salu2

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jkakjajkkjakjakjakjakjkjakja se enojo el chicanito seniores >>53609275

>>53609009
Spics are easily-entertained simpletons.

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100% BAJO BELGRANO
100% AGUANTE

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>>53609350
toca de aca puto yanki

>>53609379
we /lat/ now

Im fucking laughing my ass of right now over these simpsons memes. I feel like drinking cafe con leche, blasting reggaeton and eating picza.

>>53609476
Chicano.

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>>53609476
>>53609476
entre chicanos se entienden jakjjajajak

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>>53609476
>>53609492
if aMONG CHICANOS LICK...

>>53609549
Negro.

>>53609492
>>53609504
>>53609549
I blame my friend and his family in Miami for this. I've learned this all from him, and im not even hispanic.

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>>53609584

>>53609476
>eating picza.
>not a chori
you failed at bantering the banter lad

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>>53609601
>>53609549
>>53609584
>>53609605
los invito a que se suscriban a mi canal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CNPezA_1-A

este es chicano
>>53609601

toelmundo

viste boludito que siempre ganamos?

>>53609695
el dia que ganamos en /tv/

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>>53609709

>>53609638
>>53609643
I dont speak spanish

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WITH ME DO NOT CONFOUND, I WILL NOT HESITATE IF YOU DISRESPECT ME YOUR CHEST WILL SOUND
>>53609747
>>53609747
>>53609747

>>53609788
Is that Colombian bart?

>>53609848
Chicano.

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>>53609848

>>53608007
Do you eat taccos and burritos?

>>53608007
If I were to visit Mexico, where would be the least likely place for me to get kidnapped all while having a good time?

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estos no tienen aguante
>>53609902
>>53609886

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>>53609866
>>53609848

>>53609876
Do you think Macri enjoys these?

how does it feel that sean penn single handedly captured el chapoop?

what is la raza i tought mexican was a country

>>53609928
Ocupar hilos, los principales "generals", es garantía de triunfo futuro. Retirarse al country y al hilo chicano pedofilo para no toparse con las masas populares es señal de derrota y garantía de extinción como grupo nacional.

>>53609902
Cancun,Puerto Vallarta,Veracruz,Mazatlan,Los cabos, Mexico city, Rocky point,etc.

>>53609925
English please?

>>53608007
why do all mexicans look dirty and smelly?

>>53609902
Nuevo Laredo.

>>53609943

chicanos think they are entitled to an imaginary piece of land called Aztlán that encompasses all of Mexico and the southwest USA. when they discuss this, they call each other part of la raza, which basically means they are smelly brown chicanos with critical nuclear levels of asspain

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>>53609970
>>53609943
>>53609937
>>53609980
>>53609993
>>53609996

>>53609980
ek fok jou ma
9 maande na dit sy het gekak 'n drol
hallo seun hoe gaan dit seun

>>53610067
sorry my mum said i am not allowed to speak to niggers.

>>53610114
se van a calentar los argentinos....

>>53610114
south africa
white

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buen hilo

>>53610198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1vdPOq8Pc

HAHA I'm a chicano and there's nothing you can say to hurt me. Chicano living in the US>>>>>""white"" Argentine living in Argentina

a este
>>53610249
le matamos el plug dj

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>>53610235
de """"rechupete""

>>53610249
caguenlo a negativos

>>53610114
south africa is a nigger and dirty place where ppl eats bugs

>>53608070
Dijo México, no Tamaulipas

>>53610558
pero de todos modos tamaulipas es mierda

>>53608033
Pues porque no tiene el dinero de EU, ni la tecnología, pero date una vuelta por otros países, no preguntes únicamente porqué en México

>>53608100
Es noreste

>>53609275
Deja de llorar pinche peruano chicano

Por que los argentinos siempre ganan y son los mejores?

>>53611001
porke yo los entrene

>>53609191
4u

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>>53610235
FUCKING HELL