>Wake up >You're slavic wat do?

>>53607981
Buy addidas clothes and shoes, proceeded to squat whoever possible.

Drink wodka

*squatting intensifies*

>>53607981
this happens a lot, i don't know

cyka blyat pdr huy

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>>53608062
What if you woke up and you were anglo?

>realize my head looks round and disproportionately large
>realize my forehead slopes
>realize I have vaguely Eurasian features
>realize my town is grey, post-industrial and littered with brutalist architecture and that the pavements and roads are all degraded
>realize that people in my town have a well-developed sense of Schadenfreude and yet know no manners or reserve
>realize that the people I hate most in this world aren't the /int/-famous 'niggers' or 'Muslims', but other Slavic groups
>realize that I will henceforth always feel the need to point out to reclusive anonymous outcastes on an insular and no longer relevant corner of the internet that my country is western

Just kidding, I've already realized all these things long ago.

>>53607981
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de1aPKXBdAE

>>53608066
But you are a slav you retarded faggot.

>>53608299
dafuq not dat link lol

>>53607981
https://youtu.be/usVXSCDoxqA

>>53607981
Getting Non gold digger slavic qt

>>53608313
>implying wends have any thing to do with slavs

>>53608459
And by the way you behave

>>53608574
>visit Polish village
>those board fences surrounding the houses
>those ground floor houses
>those dirt roads
>realize you've left Europe
>realize you're in Russia
>realize Poles are the purest Tatars still in existence and thus indeed not Slavic

>>53608574
Look, I am not saying we should kill all Poles, I just say that if Hitler had removed you, nobody would really miss you

>>53607981
Steal a track suit and alcohol, traffic my sister

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>>53608636
>>53608649

Two subhumans arguing about which one is better.

>>53607981
Depends how much my aesthetics would suffer

>>53608459
we wuz wends n shit

>>53608137
I would.

Get gay married. Get a dog with my husband (NOT a fucking cat). Vote for free market capitalism/whatever party is the most neoliberal (unless I end up in a Slavic country like Poland or the Baltics, in that case vote gommie) Drive around town in my lada blasting Pussy Riot (with husband in the passenger seat obviously).

>>53608779
You're not even European linguistically, unlike the Poles. Go back to /ASEAN/.

>>53607981
Claim to be Germanic

i wish i was a slav

>>53608843
Do some research.

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>>53608842
Noice (why don't you like to have KOT?)
>>53608904
Slav is the state of soul.

>>53608313
Wends

>>53608930
Because my family had a cat when I was little, it ran away the first chance it got. Meanwhile all our dogs have been loyal. Fuck cats.

>>53608963
When did I talk shit? About you guys being nothing but waste on this planet? I don't think thats talking shit guys. Oh and yes, I have already done my researches.

I'd honestly be happy because people would expect me to not give a fuck and do that dance while wearing adidas

>>53608835
->
>>53608683

>>53608945
Wends(Old English: Winedas, Old Norse: Vindr, German: Wenden, Winden, Danish: vendere, Swedish: vender, Polish: Wendowie) is a historical name for Slavs living near Germanic settlement areas.

>are you drinking a coffee?
>NO IDIOT IT'S A LATTE

>>53608970
Haha, french advertising is best advertising

>>53609029
When it is time to remove kebab again?

>Not Lusophonic anymore

Dunno probably kill self

Is the squatting thing a meme or is it actually common?

>>53609047
Thats weird, that we have the most blue-eyed people in the world?

do this dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXKuwhhC1c

>>53607981
but hungarians are already slavic :^)

>>53608989
That's their FREEDOM-LOVING nature desu.
When I was little, I had been trying to play with my cat, but it only scared my hand. The had passed away for a long time, but I remember it when I look on this scare.

>>53609107
More meme than common

>>53609138
Again, do some research subhuman. Don't let your stupidy ruin this nice conversation.

would rape women

>>53609143
>the cat had passed

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Fug some ebony qts in the back of my Lada.

>>53609201
My ancestors are from Sweden, and yeah. You poles are the best to tell about soldiers. :D

>>53608313
>inb4 Polish copypasta

>>53607981
Down a battle of vodka and chainsmoke the rest of the day.

>>53609303
Atleast we were independent.

>>53609400
Yes. I think i've heard a date 01.09.1939? Does it ring bells to you?

Go on with my life as usual.

>>53609370
>you are Fennoswede.
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME.

>>53607981
That happens daily, I don't even know what to do... Sometimes I even wonder why am I wearing the adidas jacket while eating sunflower seeds.

>>53609134
nice joke you gook.

>>53609291
>be 18th century Swedish clergyman
>write YA fantasy novel based on the smelly and violent reindeer herders from the country you met in town, just as a joke
>your prank is a success and you make some sweet dough on the side from selling it to other Swedes, who then make their dough in turn reading the ""epic"" to the aforementioned bark-eating savages
>the savages are so dumb that they think your debut is some sort of ancient saga of theirs
>before you even manage to tell them that their entire province was built by Swedes and that everything they own excluding fishy bark bread is of Swedish make, they declare themselves a nation
>they assimilate the Swedish majority and make them speak their slack-jawed, reindeer-mating-call-resembling ""language""
>you die a broken man as a bunch of former Swedes founds a society that leeches off European inventions such as the sauna and the mobile phone while using a stone age Siberian language and venerating symbols of savagery such as Finnish marmite pudding and the tradition of wearing a carving knife at all times
>tfw never in history did one man's idea of leisure time go so wrong as Lonnrot's until L. Ron Hubbard appeared (in quite similar circumstances, it must be said)

>>53609575
Kek. You are so quick-witted and clever, although you are only a slav.

There is a slightly difference in the Red army at 1920's compared to 1940's. And yes, you can't even war.

ITT: finnish butthurt

>>53609736
How can you tell such lies? You never knew how to war. Not without anybodys help anyways, like we can see in that picture.

>>53607981
Kill myself.

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>>53609789
I will. I'm sorry for disturbing your peace. ALL GLORY TO POLAND MASTERRACE

>>53609852
rich, comming from a autist brony faggot "nation" that never did anything besides shitting out memes

>>53609900
I like Czechs, they are nice. Yeah, I think you know very much about autism.

>>53607981
shitpost on the internet

>>53608683
>Hitler
Here's a quote by Hitler's favorite philosopher:
>"The Poles I considered the most gifted and gallant among the Slavic people; and the giftedness of the Slavs seemed greater to me than that of the Germans--yes, I thought that the Germans had entered the line of gifted nations only through a strong mixture with Slavic blood." (Nietzsche)
:^)

>>53607981
I don't even know. Maybe kill yourself, thx God I'm Tatar.

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Bceм БPEЙTEHФEЛЬДA в этoм тpeдю

>>53607981
Play CS:GO what else?

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>>53609966
FUGG :--DD

>>53608930
tell me more about the slav soul

>>53608986
>>53608945
>>53608459
>"Wends (Old English: Winedas, Old Norse: Vindr, German: Wenden, Winden, Danish: vendere, Swedish: vender, Polish: Wendowie) is a historical name for Slavs living near Germanic settlement areas"

>>53609661
>Finnish population in 1940 - 3,695,610
>Polish population 1921 - 27,177,000
>Finland had less to work with and was a defensive war.
>Doesn't even post how far Poland went into Russia only to be kicked back into Poland.

Finland's resolve is way better.

>>53610045
So Wends are just wannabe Germanic? How cute is that. :D

>>53608019
>squat whoever possible
Then you haven't changed, Sven, because you're still a degenerate gay cunt

>>53610093
Look our border with Russia, and compare it to Polands. We had less men, shitty equipment and still we managed to keep our independence.

>>53610202
You share Y-DNA haplogroup R1a with eastern and southern Slavs. You're Slavic.

>>53610035
They don't have a soul.

>>53610360
only anger ?

>>53610398
Only spirit.

>>53608683
This

>>53610346
You're saying Wends/Veneti are supposed to be a separate tribe from the Slavs? I did some cursory research; the 6th century Roman Jordanes suggests that Slavs are a subset of Veneti. Other ethnographers of the era (when the terms Wenden/Veneti were actually used) aren't very clear on it either. An etymological reading suggests that Slav was a Byzantine Greek term and Wenden was a Germanic term, and that the two meant the same essential thing but the former replaced the latter in common language. All in all, it doesn't sound like the terms have a clear demarcation apart from etymology.

Population genetics suggest that Poles and Slavs are similar; and linguistics suggest that they're similar; so I think it's safe to say that they're Slavs.

>>53610932
poles even had a king from ukraine iirc

>>53607981
Implying I already aren't

>>53611269
Mongol Pride
World Wide!


j/k, bro

>>53611092
>>53611128
>>53611148
Not gonna lie, this is pretty dumb. It lacks any academic rigor and looks like it was written by a middle-school student. You make some pretty big assumptions. You think Vandals are progenitors of modern Poles because they passed through the area? By that logic Druids are ancestors of Englishmen. There are many missing details. This tribe mixed with that tribe or were in "cahoots" with another tribe. Classical authors are usually very specific with concepts of warfare/miscegenation. And I like Tacitus as much as the next guy, but the shit classical authors write is occasionally retarded conjecture. Herodotus argued that the Hittite language was older than Egyptian because a Hittite king left some yokel baby in the wild and its first word was bread in Hittite. If you're going to unironically support your argument with classical authors, cite the text.
>instead of quoting wikipedia
This entire thing is lifted from wikipedia senpai.

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>>53607981
go out for a squat

man the only people in my entire life I saw squatting.... was a group of some 5+ people, and they were tourists from china

cant make this shit up

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>>53607981
you realize this a fucking parody of your chavs and UK/Dutch rave-culture? there was a fad of this bitch like 8 years ago and the joke got old quickly

and people who wear tracksuits unironically are ghetto scum who are similar to niggers and are universally despised as it should be. fuck you

>>53614006
Don't lie to yourself Mirko. You probably posted this while squatting

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i used to squat all the time when i was doing physical work

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>>53607981
increase kawaii

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>my posts got deleted because I was banned

>Polish people enter the thread
>WWII discussion intensifies
SUCH IS THE LIFE IN MEME COUNTRY

>>53614394
OP desu

harro

>>53607981
Walk home

>>53607981
1. you messed up slavic/russian with russian white trash
2. this is not all slavic/russians only some little part, that mostly considered by russians as BYDLO (stupid cattle, or white trash)
3. 90% of slavic/russians are NOT look such way. also this 90% dont want to look like this
4. you can make same post, use american instead of slavic and use picture of redneck, would be same sense
5. this people, BYDLO, is russian/slavic rednecks/white trash subculture, nothing more, amount of them not really big
6. fuck this thread
7. fuck this thread