>realize my head looks round and disproportionately large
>realize my forehead slopes
>realize I have vaguely Eurasian features
>realize my town is grey, post-industrial and littered with brutalist architecture and that the pavements and roads are all degraded
>realize that people in my town have a well-developed sense of Schadenfreude and yet know no manners or reserve
>realize that the people I hate most in this world aren't the /int/-famous 'niggers' or 'Muslims', but other Slavic groups
>realize that I will henceforth always feel the need to point out to reclusive anonymous outcastes on an insular and no longer relevant corner of the internet that my country is western
Just kidding, I've already realized all these things long ago.
>visit Polish village
>those board fences surrounding the houses
>those ground floor houses
>those dirt roads
>realize you've left Europe
>realize you're in Russia
>realize Poles are the purest Tatars still in existence and thus indeed not Slavic
Two subhumans arguing about which one is better.
Get gay married. Get a dog with my husband (NOT a fucking cat). Vote for free market capitalism/whatever party is the most neoliberal (unless I end up in a Slavic country like Poland or the Baltics, in that case vote gommie) Drive around town in my lada blasting Pussy Riot (with husband in the passenger seat obviously).
Noice (why don't you like to have KOT?)
Slav is the state of soul.
Wends(Old English: Winedas, Old Norse: Vindr, German: Wenden, Winden, Danish: vendere, Swedish: vender, Polish: Wendowie) is a historical name for Slavs living near Germanic settlement areas.
>are you drinking a coffee?
>NO IDIOT IT'S A LATTE
That's their FREEDOM-LOVING nature desu.
When I was little, I had been trying to play with my cat, but it only scared my hand. The had passed away for a long time, but I remember it when I look on this scare.
>you are Fennoswede.
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME.
That happens daily, I don't even know what to do... Sometimes I even wonder why am I wearing the adidas jacket while eating sunflower seeds.
nice joke you gook.
>be 18th century Swedish clergyman
>write YA fantasy novel based on the smelly and violent reindeer herders from the country you met in town, just as a joke
>your prank is a success and you make some sweet dough on the side from selling it to other Swedes, who then make their dough in turn reading the ""epic"" to the aforementioned bark-eating savages
>the savages are so dumb that they think your debut is some sort of ancient saga of theirs
>before you even manage to tell them that their entire province was built by Swedes and that everything they own excluding fishy bark bread is of Swedish make, they declare themselves a nation
>they assimilate the Swedish majority and make them speak their slack-jawed, reindeer-mating-call-resembling ""language""
>you die a broken man as a bunch of former Swedes founds a society that leeches off European inventions such as the sauna and the mobile phone while using a stone age Siberian language and venerating symbols of savagery such as Finnish marmite pudding and the tradition of wearing a carving knife at all times
>tfw never in history did one man's idea of leisure time go so wrong as Lonnrot's until L. Ron Hubbard appeared (in quite similar circumstances, it must be said)
I will. I'm sorry for disturbing your peace. ALL GLORY TO POLAND MASTERRACE
Here's a quote by Hitler's favorite philosopher:
>"The Poles I considered the most gifted and gallant among the Slavic people; and the giftedness of the Slavs seemed greater to me than that of the Germans--yes, I thought that the Germans had entered the line of gifted nations only through a strong mixture with Slavic blood." (Nietzsche)
>"Wends (Old English: Winedas, Old Norse: Vindr, German: Wenden, Winden, Danish: vendere, Swedish: vender, Polish: Wendowie) is a historical name for Slavs living near Germanic settlement areas"
>Finnish population in 1940 - 3,695,610
>Polish population 1921 - 27,177,000
>Finland had less to work with and was a defensive war.
>Doesn't even post how far Poland went into Russia only to be kicked back into Poland.
Finland's resolve is way better.
You're saying Wends/Veneti are supposed to be a separate tribe from the Slavs? I did some cursory research; the 6th century Roman Jordanes suggests that Slavs are a subset of Veneti. Other ethnographers of the era (when the terms Wenden/Veneti were actually used) aren't very clear on it either. An etymological reading suggests that Slav was a Byzantine Greek term and Wenden was a Germanic term, and that the two meant the same essential thing but the former replaced the latter in common language. All in all, it doesn't sound like the terms have a clear demarcation apart from etymology.
Population genetics suggest that Poles and Slavs are similar; and linguistics suggest that they're similar; so I think it's safe to say that they're Slavs.
Not gonna lie, this is pretty dumb. It lacks any academic rigor and looks like it was written by a middle-school student. You make some pretty big assumptions. You think Vandals are progenitors of modern Poles because they passed through the area? By that logic Druids are ancestors of Englishmen. There are many missing details. This tribe mixed with that tribe or were in "cahoots" with another tribe. Classical authors are usually very specific with concepts of warfare/miscegenation. And I like Tacitus as much as the next guy, but the shit classical authors write is occasionally retarded conjecture. Herodotus argued that the Hittite language was older than Egyptian because a Hittite king left some yokel baby in the wild and its first word was bread in Hittite. If you're going to unironically support your argument with classical authors, cite the text.
>instead of quoting wikipedia
This entire thing is lifted from wikipedia senpai.
you realize this a fucking parody of your chavs and UK/Dutch rave-culture? there was a fad of this bitch like 8 years ago and the joke got old quickly
and people who wear tracksuits unironically are ghetto scum who are similar to niggers and are universally despised as it should be. fuck you
i used to squat all the time when i was doing physical work
1. you messed up slavic/russian with russian white trash
2. this is not all slavic/russians only some little part, that mostly considered by russians as BYDLO (stupid cattle, or white trash)
3. 90% of slavic/russians are NOT look such way. also this 90% dont want to look like this
4. you can make same post, use american instead of slavic and use picture of redneck, would be same sense
5. this people, BYDLO, is russian/slavic rednecks/white trash subculture, nothing more, amount of them not really big
6. fuck this thread
7. fuck this thread