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¡Yeb! edition
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threadly reminder that 2016 is the year of the gf and we're all gonna make it
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Press F to share guac recipe
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Protect the black children
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>>53606306
doubtful.

GF's are for normies, not psychopaths like me.
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WE NEED TO THINK OF THOSE IN OUR SOCIETY WHO ARE MOST VULNERABLE
THAT IS
SPICS
NIGGERS
TOWELHEADS
SLUTS
FAGS
AND OTHER ASSORTED DEGENERATE SHITSKINS
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>>53606347
>people at the bottom of the food chain
>most vulnerable
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Swedes out edition
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>>53606347
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>>53606307
Avocados, Lemon juice, a touch of garlic, and leave it the fuck alone after that.
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>>53606306
I hope this works man. I've made this pledge every year since 2006
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>>53606306
but I like men
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>>53606369

>LMM enters /cum/
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>>53606367
what
it was half ¡yeb! quote half racial slurs
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>dad abuses mum, she comes to live with me
>watching republican debates, she starts yelling at trump
>tell her to shut up, he's factually correct
>she screams at me for supporting him
>tells me she's moving back in with my dad
>calls him and says she didn't raise me to think like this

I tried to explain that it's not like I'm voting or donating to him.
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>>53606388
literally call me omfg
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>>53606388

you just THINK you do

with proper counseling and nightly bible readings, you will see the error of your ways and return to the path of righteousness
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>>53606388
actual men or traps/twinks/femboys a.k.a trannies
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>>53606405

your parents sound like retard trailer trash man, no offence lmao
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>>53606374
I think you meant to say limes
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>>53606405
top kek
i feel like my mam is the same
like she doesnt have to benefit, shes a legal immigrant housewife
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>>53606425
actual men
I AM the tranny
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>>53606405
this is a bad post
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How healthy am I
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>>53606452
knee surgery
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gonna start liftin next week lads
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>>53606442

post tranny dick
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>>53606470
but it's a blue board
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>>53606432
I actually did. My error, thank you.

>>53606442
>300 replies 150 images omitted
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>>53606476
fuck off janny
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>>53606476
ya dude it will BLOW the jannie's MIND
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>>53600985
Explain this please, Americans.
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>>53606476

post it somewhere else and link it
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>>53606476
https://uguu.se/
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tw: blogpost

I'm a recovering aspie who's trying to get dates via tinder because i'm still a real life aspie who cant flirt with girls face to face.

Goddamn this shit's hard. Most matches are there for attention. Kinda making me lose my already low self-esteem.
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>>53606505
the memes are real. it's literally explained in the thread
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>>53606476
the jannies will like though
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>>53606476
we havnt had a janny in about half a year now
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>>53606537
But I don't want to believe that. I want to believe America isn't basically a daycare.

Don't do this, America.
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>>53606405
>Mum says she knows Trump well because she watches his TV show and he'd make a good USA President
>starts whining about "bad things he says"
>tell her to stop forming decisions based on headlines and 10 second out of context clips
>she gets pissed off
>tell her reality tv shows are also fake
she doesn't talk to me about politics, it's great not living with them anymore because she can't scold me for days for no reason
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>>53606557
Your mom sounds like an educated and worldly lady.
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Do people in this general lift?
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>>53606555
yah suck my willie dude
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>>53606399
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

i fuck you
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>>53606588
Gross.
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>>53606586
she watches Doctor Oz, CBC, and loves health food trends so defiantly
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>>53606476
lol

last /cum/'s image was a bottomless girl
there's currently a cowtit thread
that slav general had a video of a dog licking some girl's pussy and it never got deleted
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>>53606588
I do now.
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>>53606426
Their net worth is in the millions, they're just kind of crazy.

>>53606440
What really sucks is my mum is pretty far left. I tried to explain that only Bernie intends to help the working class as much as Trump.

>>53606444
This is a bad trips.
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>>53606588

started lifting about a week and a half ago

gains here I come
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>>53606588
i just lifted my pants a bit does that count?
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>>53606624
>far left
>want to elect someone who's jingoism is on par with hitler

Comical.

Hell, he's already picked out his enemy within and enemy without.
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>>53606588
yes
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>>53606547
Bullshit jailisco is a janny
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porn was the worst thing to happen to my life
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>>53606679

ᵖʳᵒᵒᶠˢ
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http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/tales-trail-trump-gets-yawns-bush-s-guac-accident-n494331
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>>53606588
babby's first time lifting I think
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>>53606516
>>53606513
you know, I was depressed and attention starved enough to do it but my phone's dead
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>>53606270
cool
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>>53606840
Awe :(

Don't do that sort of thing anon. You can get attention for things you like about yourself, not likely hate :3
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>>53606739

t. low test beta
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>>53606888
I don't really care about it actually, I only dislike my junk in an abstract 'why couldn't I have been a girl' way
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>>53606935
Alright, anon. Whatever suits you.

I still imagine it doesn't feel good to have people wanting the parts you least like about yourself. (Probably? I dunno. I'm just guessing here)
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>>53606961

Stop projecting, everyone is different
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>>53606971
Hence me saying I'm just guessing.

I'm just trying to be nice, why so rude?
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>>53607005
like her style desu
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>>53607005
I didn't choose the stug life, the stug life chose me.
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Why do girls have no hobbies? If they do, they're usually very limited.
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>>53606588
What happened? He used to be so aesthetic
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lads, if a grill I know just liked and commented on a scattered month's worth of my FB posts, is this a sign
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>>53607004

and then you went on to project what you think they should feel, which is bullshit tbqh. It doesn't work like that, and you of all people should know better than to be enforcing molds on others.
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>>53606961
I don't really care about why guys want me, it's immaterial. What matters is how they treat me.
I just don't want them to pressure me to put it in their butt. That's always the worst.
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>>53607039
sure, send her a message
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>>53607005
Why is she so perfect, /a/?
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>>53607066

l-like what
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>>53607029
>tank
>no anime decals
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>>53607092
"Hey"
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wrong picture
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>>53607092

go with a classic like

"ey bby u wan sum fuk???""
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>>53607092
"stop creeping all over my facebook it's fucking weird"
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>>53607092
"joseph stalin did nothing wrong"
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>>53607092
hey bby u wan sum fuk

cum get dis ;)
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>>53607032
video games and eating mcdonalds isn't a hobby
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>anime
kill urself
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>>53607090
>>53607109
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>>53607032
My wife mods games. I'm the less interesting one. I just play vidya and shitpost here when I'm not busy with the necessities of day to day life.

I program, but not often lately, so meh, it would be disingenuous to claim that.

>>53607049
You know what? I think you're right. It was a poor way to frame a question and act of what in my mind was sympathy.

I made assumptions that I should not have.

>>53607054
Sorry for my assumptions :3

>>53607039
Based on that information alone, I can't give you useful feedback. Tell me more.

>>53607103
I hate those people so much.
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>>53607117
>>53607123

seems a little abrupt

>>53607119
gas yourself, pinko
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>>53607092
ey, you like big dicks
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>>53607092
"I'm an emotionally stunted faggot that can't make his own choices."
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>>53607033
too many roids
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>>53607125
uuuuuh, yeah it is sweetie. :)
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>>53606307

F
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>>53607150
post underwear drawer or anime collection
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>>53607135

um, We've known each other since High school. And she sporatically snapchats me about nothing

>>53607145
thats uncalled for
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>>53607117
10/10

Holy shit I would laugh for days if I saw a guy do this.
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>>53606469

good move
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>>53607117
this for best results
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>>53607137
this is a mean post please reconsider
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>>53607178
>um, We've known each other since High school. And she sporatically snapchats me about nothing
Well, she either views you as a friend and wants to keep in touch, rather than let the friendship become increasingly distant and strained.

Or she's got a crush.

The appropriate response to both us... talk to her like a normal person. If you two seem flirty after a while, ask her out?
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>>53607004
http://(4x2)ch.net/cuteboys/res/194553.html

hes looking for some wank material
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>>53607135
Apologize to lmm
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>>53607132
moe redefined
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>>53607063
no
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>this thread
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>>53607229
join us
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>>53607254
get outta my ukraine hitler
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>>53606270

he's so autistic
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does any1 want 2 b my frend ?
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>>53607254

what does hitler bring for presents?
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>>53607273

only in a purely heterosexual way
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>>53607272
I feel like Cruz actually stumped Trump in this one.
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>>53607273
ill be your friend
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>>53607273
ill be your friend :3
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>>53607267
no u
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>when the acid literally blows your mind
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>>53607277
social benefits, economic recovery, propaganda, and some death stuff
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reminder that youre a failure if you have more guys in your contacts than girls
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>>53607204
Why are you linking me this?
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>>53607291

Cruz got a few good hits in
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>>53607333
it's rude to reject gifts
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>>53607329

[citation needed]
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>>53607329
litterally only one boy in my contacts
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>>53607272
watching jeb is like watching that one kid that school that is getting bullied really bad and you feel kinda bad

but it's kinda funny still because it brought it on himself
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>>53607329

Is it bad if you have like 75% girls and like hardly any male friends?
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give greencard
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>>53607303
>>53607305
>>53607289
luv u
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>Tfw when you drop out of college, finish a trade school and make more money than most college educated people
I honestly want Bernie Cuck Sanders to give everyone degrees so my job can be all the more needed.
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All of you are /cum/ming too fast for me, I'll be going to bed. Good luck :D
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>>53607329
>having contacts
>having IRL friends
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>>53607387
do you have a steam anon?
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I need to view straight porn
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>>53607386

gib emma watson
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>>53607389
>tfw not cute
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>>53607393
make sure to lock down the house so you don't get murdered then raped while asleep
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>>53607416
good taste, shes literally my childhood crush so perfect ;-;
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>>53607414

/s/01107b7816/698440-1
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>>53607414
go for it bud, do us all proud
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>>53607414
Kinda gay Tbh
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>Canada

Is your Prime Minister at fault because of his womyn economy minister, or will he just blame the previous PM because he can't take responsibility?
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>>53607204
What is this? Are these posters from /cum/?
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>>53607393
night germany~
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>>53607329

I've tried friending people but no one friends me back
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>>53607393

good night germany
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>>53607386
Apply for the lottery. You're chances are about as good as yesterday's powerball.
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well how about you friend and how about me, whats left when were all used up?
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>>53607273
Absolutely.
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Is benchmade a well made brand of knife?
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>>53607442
Fucking kek
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>>53607442
idk maybe if we pray to the money gods something good will happen
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>>53607442

wow well I know where I'm going on vacation this year
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>>53607426
That's the fun of commie blocks, you realize someone walking on the floor fast.

>>53607447
>>53607451
You too
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>>53607444
yeah, montana is this fella>>53607451

and the mexican is this one>>53607303
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>>53607414
http://nhentai.net/g/94904/
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Guys I managed to save my bitcoins with the -zapwallettxes command line argument.
So happy, managed to salvage around $200

Just woke up from a very comfy nap too
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>>53607487
>inb4 Canadian shota sex tourism
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Redpill me on Southern Baptists /cum/
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>>53607519
>redpill
fuck off
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>>53607499
Pretty disgusting
Couldn't this be viewed as a raid? I see them targetting posters to bully off of /cum/ in that thread
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What's a good board game to play with my wife's son? I have to look after him while she goes out tonight.
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>>53607505
Good to know.
You probably shouldn't mess around with cryptocurrencies .
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>>53607519
>caring about heretics

wew criminal
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>>53607507
anon pls
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>>53607507

protect your shotas!
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>>53607547
I just made a mistake and forgot to change my settings from using a zero-fee transaction from when I made a smaller one a while ago.
My own stupid fault desu
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>>53607505
noice bud
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>>53607442
Saudi's are technically to blame, our economy, like Russia is based off oil and no governments make an effort to change that.

Liberals, and specifically Weedman's family also has a history of being bad for the oil industry here so when he was elected the economy took another hit. We're likely going to have a bad recession for the next while.

>The anger and alienation of Albertans also led Mr. Lougheed to oppose many of Mr. Trudeau’s proposed plans for the Constitution Act of 1982; he argued against granting Ontario and Quebec veto powers, fought for provincial resource rights and insisted on the notwithstanding clause.
> "Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Energy_Program#Western_alienation_in_Canada

Some small manufacturing sectors will do well and tourism will have a boom, however, but those industries don't pay well and tend to be unskilled labour.
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>>53607543
how old is he? Haven't played in awhile but I remember setllers of catan being pretty fun and easy to learn
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@53607543
weak b8
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>>53607559
>he isnt presbyterian
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>>53607519
Really religious and conservative. That's it.
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>>53607543
>using /sp/ memes on /int/

ISHYGDDT
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>>53607601
Good lad.
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>>53607601
>he isn't part of the one true apastolic church
>he doesn't attend Latin Mass

Shiggy
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>>53607543
I play Jenga while my wife's out with her boyfriend.
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>>53607617
Hallejua

>>53607622
latin mass is literally satanic. fuck off
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religious people are so annoying. Jeez, just get enlightened already by science
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

http://hijra2ireland.com/
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>want to try opioid medication
>only have Tramadol

what do
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>>53607601
this
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>>53607503
>>53607434
neither are working for me

gonna try non-brown schoolgirls getting raped
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>>53607654
depends on the religion

there's this jesus group that gives out free food to homeless people downtown and yesterday I saw them flying a Finnish and Canadian flag. Kind of confused desu.
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>>53607654
Do not judge thine brother with a beam in your own eye
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>>53607622

this
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Methodism is the only acceptable Protestant faith
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>he isnt a freemason
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>>53607643
>a Protestant calling mass satanic

>>53607654

>being so uptight about people meming and being open about their faith

Are atheists literally the new LGBT crybabies? Stop getting so offended.
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>>53607654
>there will never be mecha pope
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>>53607622
>go to funeral at church
>that part where they give you bread and wine
>only accept the wine, priest gives me a dirty look
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>>53607654
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>>53607675
no
Read something cute instead pls
/g/723968/189efe2987/
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>>53607703
>implying you can't be both

C*tholic detected
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>>53607717
yip yip yip yip!
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this is the Canadian Minister of Defense
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>>53607654
It's pretty heartwarming to see an entire thread berate fedorafags, tbqh
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im bored family
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>>53607700
Congregationalism is the only acceptable Protestant faith.
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>>53607732
don't remind me

is our health minister at least not fat this time?
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>>53607732
sikhs are brotier
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>>53607732
but Sikhs are bro tier :^)
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>>53607732
Pretty smart desu - once Trudeau's refugee policy inevitably backfires it'll be good to have a Sikh Minister of Defense to remove kebab
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>>53607762
>>53607758
reddit pls go
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>tfw learning about crusades in honors history
>teacher is a bull dyke saying the Muslims were innocent

Feels bad for my ancestors man
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>>53607758
>>53607762
I struggle to tell when people are meme about this.

>>53607771
He's been pushed to be friendly towards them and apologized with memes when someone in Vancouver pepper sprayed some mudslimes.
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>>53607740

I'm going to bed

night
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>>53607732
Isn't he a total badass tho?
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Feelin the Bern
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>>53607804
All they really said in the media was he "saw action". But that's normal for soldiers that were deployed.
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>>53607785
>Muslims were innocent

Just like Muslim rapists are innocent today :^)
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>>53607543
>>53607623
This meme will never stop making me chuckle.
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>>53607810
>he wants America to end up like the Europoors we make fun of daily

For what reason?
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>>53607810
isn't he that guy who lies and promises free everything
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>can go weeks without drinking no problem
>but when I drink I can't stop until I'm absolutely fucked

Damn. I envy those who can just drink a few brews after dinner or whatever, once I get a buzz going I simply cannot control myself.
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>>53607836
DUDE

FREE SHIT

LMAO
>>
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldZAmI2fCoA
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>>53607852
I just wish I didn't need to drink so much to get drunk.
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>>53607846
He's literally the Dude Free shit lmao candidate. If he wins, the US will hit another recession by the end of his term and will be fucked economically for a few decades
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>>53607852
>drinking alcohol in 2 0 1 6
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>>53607875

shut up
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>>53607726
>>53607717
What does the yip yip yip mean?
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>>53607884
Is this like grandma facebook memes trying to be hip and down the youth?
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>>53607896
furry shit?
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>>53607896
furries
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>>53607836
many 'europoors' don't have it that bad. some of them have a considerably higher standard of living and human development index (hdi) compared to the us.

i'm not saying in any way that sanders could accomplish what he promises, though
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>bought new mattress months ago
>spend so much time on it its already starting to sag
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>>53607938
Is it going in or being pulled out?
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>>53607925
>>53607910
As in a furry saying yip like instead of a dog actually yipping?
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>>53607957
yea
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>girl I know pulls down her pants
>fuck me, anon. pleeeeeeeeaaaas!
what does this mean? do you think she likes me?
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>>53607957
As in a person pretending to be a dog.
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>>53607946

god bless El Nino
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>>53607971
Nope. Can't trust these whores ever. She's probably going to say you raped her later on.

t. /r9k/
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>>53607942
just getting your moneys worth anon, how frugal of you
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>>53607869
that's what I got from what I heard about him, sounds very unrealistic
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>>53607984
socal?
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me on the left
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>>53608010
would vote
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>>53608003

NorCal
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>>53607836
I'm pro-choice, for background checks increasing in gun sales and closing loopholes, for increasing global effort to fight climate change, and for clean energy. Those issues matter most to me, so I'll vote in accordance
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>>53608010
You and the guy on the right actually look normal. Strange.
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>>53607989
>implying anyone that browses /r9k/ has even been near a woman
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>>53607944
in you idiot
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>>53607976
That would explain the aroooo
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>>53608026
This picture is super applicable now. And I still can't believe this twink was ever a bar bouncer.
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>>53608017
>for background checks increasing in gun sales and closing loopholes,

Which is cool and all but it's not going to prevent a single shooting. I'm sick of this stupid meme already
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>>53606307
ayyyyyyy. ive been waiting to use this image )))))))))
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want it to be morning so I can eat breakfast
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>chinks
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>>53608126
lmao they do that here too
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boku dake ga inai machi is pretty good desu
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>>53608114
>tfw I just had sausage pasta for dinner
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>>53607820
t. Literal lesbian cuck
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>>53608114
>breakfast sausages don't exist in this country
>no one eats a hot breakfast here

JUST
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>buy desk chair built for 10+ hours of sitting a day about 9 months ago
>it's now creaky and the leather on the arm rests is cracked
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>>53608158

Phantom World is where its at, senpai
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>>53608180
>a country without fried eggs
JUST
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>>53608097
what's wrong with background checks?
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>been working all day
>let's le check \int\ for fun, desu
>eh, check \cum\ because yeb pictures
ANIME UNDERAGE PORN GAY BOYS


I am dissapoint that my home board sucks so much and so often.
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>>53608188
I thought people were saying its shit
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>>53608180
>no one eats a hot breakfast in a tundra country

Why? Do you just have cold fish or something?
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>tfw I will NEVER find a girl to sexually bully me every day

why live
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>>53608189
>a world without dipping toast in the runny egg yolks
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>>53608205
Fuck are you babbling about? This is the most normal thread in weeks.
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>>53608215

they are lying
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>>53608097
80% of people who commit mass shootings purchased their guns legally.
How can people not see a problem in that? enough talking about how "criminals obtain guns illegally" that isn't what we're talking about, and that's not going to stop either way. 60% of gun fatalities are by suicide anyway. But there should be measures to prevent mass shootings, I'll be damned if there wasn't. Majority is also in consensus about increased background checks
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>>53608205
>2016
>expecting /cum/ to be good
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>>53608158
Looks interesting.
Might pick it up.
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>>53608245
you better not be meming me, I'll try it out
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>>53608249
mass shootings aren't even a significant problem. they just get a fuck ton of media attention.
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>>53608249
>80% of people who commit mass shootings purchased their guns legally.

proofs?
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>He doesn't eat his eggs scrambled
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>>53608233
delet this
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>>53608219
Cold stuff seems typical. I mean, my wife and I have hot breakfasts usually, because I'm anglo.

But what I usually see? Sandwiches, yoghurt, that sort of thing.
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>>53608201

Nothing is inherently wrong with them alone, but the problem is that without proper mental health screening (which doesn't exist in a useful state for the most part), then nothing is set off when the background check is ran.

not to mention the fact that it's easy to get a black market gun, or steal one anyways, since many of these shooters do it as some type of suicide mission.

Then idiot liberals spew this background check nonsense as if it's some type of cure all measure when it's nothing of the sort.
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>>53607720
it took about half an hour but I did it
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guys meet my wife
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>>53608297
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>>53608280
poached master race
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>>53608278
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/Most-Mass-Shootings-Guns-Obtained-Legally-360673931.html
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>>53608302
That's great!
Now you just have to find a cute gf
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>>53608251
(You) there, Oi. giz us a squiz uh yer pooper.
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>>53608341
"no"
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>>53608241
are you cereal? its anime all the way down.
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>my face when reading a forum for people in open relationships
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>>53608304
ugly
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>>53608358
south america isn't spamming anime at least
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>>53608359
Post highlights. This could be hilarious.

People generally fail completely at polyamoury.
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>>53608359
>mfw all the stories where it goes wrong
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>>53608086
he probably wasn't a very good one
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>>53608379
t. cuck
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>>53608326

Ironically this just damages the argument for background checks being all that useful even more.

Simply add MORE background checks accomplishes nothing, but it panders to stupid leftys so it makes good politics for shillary.
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>>53608379

don't you have some refugee bull to be prepping to pound your wife
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>>53608249
essentially all Canadian gun crime comes from illegally owned guns, our police have repeatedly stated that law abiding citizens do not take legal channels. if someone wants to murder people they'll just find a way to get an "illegal" gun.
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>>53608017
literally never had a perfect candidate because I'm a mixed bag on issues. Bernie is just too crazy for me
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>>53608297
Fair enough.
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Lads, tfw I checked to make sure I was still registered to vote Republican and I am ready for the primaries.

TRUMP 2016
DONALD FOR PRESIDENT
IVANKA FOR SECRETARY OF STATE
IVANA FOR AMBASSADOR TO BELARUSE
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM8AkSg02l4
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>>53608379
t. Cuck
>>
The new Charlie Hebdo comics are actually really good lmao

It translates as: "What would have happened to if little Aylan if he had grown up?" (Aylan was the name of that narrative-pushing drowned syrian kid)
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>>53608430

upvoted
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>>53608413
Considering that she's a lesbian, nope.


In other news:

Post what you're doing now, unless it's gross.
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>>53608460
t. cuckold
>>
>>53608460

I'm getting drunk alone
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>>53608375
I should be greatful, I guess )))
what is up, /people/
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>>53608449
That's pretty awesome. Maximum banter.

I wish they translated their stuff.
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>>53608430
ear cancer
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>>53608449
Still waiting for the day of the rope.
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>want to fap
>there's nothing good to fap to

this is why I need a gf desu
>>
>>53608430
would monsters be considered asylum seekers or citizens because they were born on.. or under American soil?
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>>53608460
i wish you would come back to norfolk so i could fuck you, but you're a lesbian so that's out of the question
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>>53608460
eh, reading this shit and relaxing. got a big fire going in the fireplace, getn ready to go to bed soon i guess i dont know. had to shovel alot of snow today, desu. Felt pretty poor today..paid a bill late, got a late fee and guy wouldnt reverse it. idk. 5/10 day.
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>>53608515
>>
Why do people with red hair have pale skin and people with blonde have pink when it's the reverse in Europe?
>>
>>53608547
I'm not actually from Norfolk, just that general area.

But yeah, I'm defacto lesbian.
>>
>>53608515
http://nhentai.net/g/129627/
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>>53608460
>Post what you're doing now, unless it's gross.
fallout 4

I tried a Darth Vader mod and was disappointed to learn there was no helmet voice for my follower. GECK when. Vanilla fallout games suck.
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>>53608576
whatever, tillsonburg/woodstock isn't far
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>>53608485
post em here and i will translate them if you're ever curious
>>53608506
soon
>>
>>53608547

I'd bet good money she's ugly as fuck
>>
>>53608595
vanilla *newer fallout games suck
>>
>tfw don't watch TV or movies or any media like that
>tfw you have a super power to not find average looking celebrities (the vast majority) attractive

It triggers normies so hard when I say megan fox was never that attractive.

Neither is taylor swift
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Played dead space for hours today, I went in expecting nothing but have been very pleased so far
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>>53608506
day of the rope?
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>>53608614
I'll also bet that.

>>53608603
True.
>>
>>53608615
I only play the new ones for mods to be quite honest. First time playing one of the new ones before GECK has been out for a while.

It's an okay time waster. Some quests are funny.
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>>53608658
post tits or face atleast
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>>53608644
Opinions on Jennifer Aniston?
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>>53608672
she posted face like months ago dude
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>>53608657
You're adorably sheltered, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turner_Diaries
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>>53608653
Dead Space 2 is alright. Avoid 3 like the plague.
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>>53608657
By ballot or bullet restoration is coming
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>>53608679
looks like an average upper class house wife
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>>53608590
>she didn't have a dick

and here I thought I was going to be memed

even lewd chinese drawings can only do so much for me these days but I appreciate the effort
>>
>>53608685
cute
>>
>>53608695
Huh. Interesting.
>>
>>53608660
yeah, i agree. I'm a bit dissapointed that every beth game is less of an rpg, but as you said, they're a good time waster.

haven't played f4 yet but i will, eventually
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>Fallout 4 isn't the GOTY
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>>53608653

>that fucking mouse delay when on PC
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>>53608695
I know which book I'm getting next.
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>>53608696
I already own 2, was on the fence about 3 cause yeah I have heard some things about it that didn't sound too good. I probably won't get it
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>>53608695
>>53608699
>All Jews and mixed-race individuals are summarily executed
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>>53608722
>she didn't have a dick
You almost sound disappointed.
>>
>>53608762
undertale is better desu
>>
>>53608783
>tfw part native american

Oh dog.
>>
>>53608762

Rare Replay was GOTY
>>
>>53608762
i haven't been here in a wile, i was wondering were all the trip/namefags went.

i'm glad to see the rest are gone
>>
>>53608766
kek I have a terrible wireless mouse. I refuse to just leave anything on the ground unchecked now
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>>53608783
the cute ones are enslaved and kept as pets
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>>53608783
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>>53608762
I agree. Absolutely adored the game. Witcher 3 was amazing too though
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>>53608784
nothing wrong with having a dick desu

its liking dicks that's a bit degenerate
>>
>>53608813
Why do I relate to gondola so well?
>>
>>53608805
It's just me very occasionally, although daily reminder that state flags are trip lite in this general
>>
Is fapping 2-3 times a day bad?
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>>53608847
He is the voice of the voiceless.
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>>53608644

saying jennifer lawrence and that chick from harry potter aren't very attractive has this effect as well
>>
>>53608851
nah, I fap at least 15+ times a day
>>
>>53608851
It makes my dick hurt when I do it.
>>
>>53608735
>haven't played f4 yet but i will, eventually
Didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would, personally. Voice acting and some dialog is better then previous two games. Also when your character runs it doesn't look like they have to take a shit, so it's nice that you don't need animation overhalls out of the gate. Still not as much of an RPG as I'd like, and if you have it on PC make sure to get a dialog overhall. The attempt at copying Mass Effect with dialog wheel was dumb.

I will maybe spend money on it after all DLC are out.
>>
>>53608644

I'm the same but I wanna bust a nut deep inside tswift tbqh
>>
>>53608862

dont you talk ill of my waifu like that
>>
>>53608862
jennifer lawrence is not attractive at all, harry potter girl is a solid 7/10
>>
Imagine if you were some King or Prince in the past, you could have a harem of multiple women and just fuck them all day while eating grapes
>>
>>53608849
not a big problem, since that's an optional extension

>>53608837
funny how hearts of stone, a 10 hour dlc expansion, was almost better in every way to the base game. not that i'm complaining
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>>53608811
>>53608813
>prohibited from being imported into Canada
huh
>>
>>53608844
/g/491865/a7d9faebdb/
>>
>looking into hero engine
>we intentionally decided to make arrays start at 1
>because people start counting at 1

MOTHER

FUCKERS
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>>53608849
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>>53608847
gentle sadness
>>
>>53608905
what the fuck
is this fortran?
cause fuck that shit
>>
I have a gift card to Barns and Noble
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>>53608889
I don't think Kangz ever lived like that.
>>
>>53608908

lmao ironically minuscule reaction images xDDDDD

fucking kill yourself my man
>>
Movie battles 2 on Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy is probably one of the funnest mods I've ever played with on steam and the fact that an online community still exists for it makes it that much better
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>>53608905
>arrays start at 1
but why
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>>53608905

it takes all of 5 minutes to get used to array[0]

why?
>>
>>53608922
what's barns and noble?
>>
>>53608922
I have like 5 that I've never used since being in college. Forced reading makes leisure reading less fun.
>>
>>53608922
buy d-frag
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>>53608922
use it
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>>53608934
someone here plays moviebattles?
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>>53608935
because people start counting at 1
>>
ne ne ma lo
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>>53608897
were two nukes too many or just not enough?

I love the nips but god damn man
>>
>>53608962
tell the creators of the engine to please die
>>
>>53608897

what the fuck, man
>>
>>53609007
>>53609007
>>53609007
>>
>>53608937
>5 minutes
maybe if you're an idiot.
>>
do lesbians want babies of their own?
>>
ALL I NEED IS SOMEBODY TO MEME ON
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>>53608934
fugggg I should have got jedi academy when it was on sale. I watched some videos from that and it looks fun. I got republic commando and battlefront II.
>>
>>53608942
a bookstore

>>53608951
I might
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>>53609020

r-rude
>>
>>53609031
republic commando is fun~
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>>53608980
>>53609018
Glad you liked it.
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>>53609050
>there will never be another
>if there was they'd fuck it up
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>>53609073

>they'll give the licensing to EA, who will only release half a game, put the other half behind a DLC paywall, and focus the entire thing on PvP multiplayer
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>>53609050
I love that game
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Guys, /pol/ is weeding itself into my mind more and more each day.

I try to remain neutral, but I can't help hating anyone that isn't White or East Asian more and more each day.
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>>53609142
/pol/s corrupted me as well, except..I'm not white int he first place and live in a constant awareness of racism now. It actually surprises me when I encounter white people who aren't racist(cause why woulndt they be)
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>>53609212
>I'm not white
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>>53609212
>I'm not white
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