>tfw no gf

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>>53602004

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>>53602004
>tfw two gfs

Then get out of your fucking house (Between 9:00 am - 12 pm where there's still sun in your dark country) and talk with a girl, fucking autist.

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>be swedish
>let muslims into sweden and steal all the women

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I've simply given up.

>>53602047
drawn women or being ambidextrous do not count

>>53602047
>>53602113
why do you (you) yourself?, that's pathetic

>>53602167
>he thinks there's only one congolombian here

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>>53602004
worse than that

>tfw no cute colombian tranny gf

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>>53602004
>"Feel all night, sleep all day" is probably dead

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>>53602113
>projecting this hard

>>53602167
>implying

BUILD WALL

>>53602255
>those countrymen do not fuck in front of the webcam
hold me /int/

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>ugly
>weak
>anxiety attacks
>helium tank

>>53602078
Me too, the only girls I talk to now are online or at work, nothing else. Thank god I have a job or else I would be a full turbo autist.

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>>53602004
>Really fucking tired and hungry at uni today
>See one free place
>10/10 aryan girl already sitting there
>Literally eyes like shallow beach water in the Caribbean
>Sit down next to her and try to not look her in the eyes
>Notice she also does her best to ignore me
>Notice she tries too well to ignore me
>Eat food
>Consciously rop a bit on my hands
>Ask girl for paper to clean myself

20 minutes later I had her number.
One year ago I wouldnt have done anything,she would have stood up and gone away and I would be sad about the fact that I would never be loved by a girl like her.

Women are easy if they like you. Only thing you have to develop is some kind of sense to see when girls are into you. Once you notice that you can talk to them about the jews and their misdeeds as a discussion starter and they will listen like youre Hitler.

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>tfw my job, as well as ALL of my hobbies are enormously male-dominated

>tfw I'm decent looking and not autistic, GF position is vacant due to lack of candidates

Do I have to resort to tinder or some online dating bullshit? I have no interest in drunk bar sluts.

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>>53602628
>tfw high income as fuck
>tfw no gf
I do a lot of drugs.

>>53602628
>talking about jews to a girl
Is this part of the advice?

>>53602652
protip: you're not as good looking as you think

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>she doesn't even know you exist

>>53602628
Ever notice when their pupils dilate when you're close and make eye contact?

I was at the doctor today and the nurse practitioner was giving me the usual checkup, and when she did the whole forehead rub thing I looked in her eyes and I swear they grew like 3x their usual size in an instant.

>>53602903
I said decently. meaning "I'm not ugly".

>>53602899
Girls dont give a fuck if you look good. Theyre more superficial than men. As long as you start talking to them anything will do.

I have yet to try the jewish approach but I will post results here when I do it.

>>53603018
what I said still stands. meaning "you're ugly"

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>gf
>I love her
>she's not white

>>53603066
quel dommage

>>53603066
Who cares? just love her and be happy you autist.

>>53603050
k m8.

>>53603066
My condolences.

>>53603012
You dont have to look at that really. Their body language is very obvious once you figured it out.
Ranges from obvious playing with their hair to licking their lips to autist like behaviour where they try to avoid eye contact, etc.

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>tfw the pain went away and all I feel now is peace

acceptance my friends. appectance

>>53603117
Or just play AA2 and you'll forget about 3dpd

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>>53603081
It always hovers in my mind.

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>>53603066
So?

>still not accpeting the superiority of 2D

How does it feel living in the past?

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>>53602004
>he has no swedish girlfriend to rape
>but somalians do

>>53603114
so basically what you're saying is that every girl who has felt disgusted by me was actually in love with me?? I have to go find them and tell them!!

>>53603114
I'm not an autist, I know the signs of attraction. I was just wondering if anyone had a similar experience. Literally felt like she wanted to throw me on the office bed and fuck my brains out the moment we made eye contact. I've been with a modest amount of women and I have a gf of 2 years but I've never seen primal desire like that after just meeting someone.

get reported

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>>53603170
There is a part of me that tries hard to sabotage the relationship.

>>53602004
>all girls my age are in uni
>can't afford so I'm stuck dealing dime bags and acid to an all male clientele on the streets

god fucking damn it

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mfw when I'm 30, good job, own a house, BMW, and fuck a different girl every day.

>>53603206
You laugh but some probably were.

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>>53602004
>be Swedish
>be filthy rich, educated and privileged compared to 99,9% of humanity
>still can't find a single fucking female to have an erotic relationship with

>Be spaniard
>Live in one of the most touristic cities in the country
>Full of russians, brits, germans, rich arabs, frenchs girls in summer

>But I don't give a fuck about those
>I'm still a virgin because all what I want is an italian girl
>No italian girls here
Am I an autist or just I do know what I really want?

>>53603549
Why don't you take a trip to Italy ?

Get a tent and walk there.

>>53603319
no
Those signs happen to everyone and while I won't deny they sometimes mean the person making them is attracted to you, you can't generalize. If you think looks don't matter you're an idiot. Women and men are the same, we think the same despite what "pick up artists™" tell you. Would you ever date a 1/10? No? Well, if you were a 1/10 no girl would date you either. I know this because I'm a 1/10.

if you're ugly, you'll see those signs a lot. I just saw a girl that looked like a fucking neanderthal this morning on the subway - I'll go as far as saying she was the ugliest woman I have seen in real life, like the equivalent of myself - and I MYSELF was giving her those signs, I was uncomfortable as fuck, trying to ignore her as best as I could but having to look at her once in a while because of how weird her face was. I realized while I was doing this that I was showing the exact same signs of attraction and I could feel she probably thought that's what I was doing too. I was giving her the same signs I've gotten from everyone my whole life. You can't live under the impression that people who avoid eye contact and curl their hair and bite their lips are attracted to you because that's not what's happening most of the time. You act like that mostly when you want to avoid something, and the reason for that is certainly not attraction in most cases.

>>53602004
>tfw qt asked me out
>she canceled at last minute

I don't know how to feel

>>53603549

>I'm still a virgin because all what I want is an italian girl
>I would be a billionaire if I wanted
>I'm intelligent but lazy
>I'm good looking but I don't care about my looks

Nah man, your a virgin because you are a loser in life, nothing else.

>>53603639
Take off her head.

>>53603658
But that would kill her

>>53603639
if SHE asked YOU out, then she's probably legitimately interested, and is just busy.

if YOU asked HER out, she could be busy, or she could just not like you.

>>53603734
We walked into each other once in the street and sge told me we should see again.

When the date came she said she had something to do

>>53603797
Idk m8. I'm no expert on women. If I was, i wouldn't be posting in a >tfwnogf thread on a mongolian underwater basketweaving discussion imageboard.

Best I can say is try to set up another date.

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I am fine with this

My mind needs a break from the toxicity. I am not capable of healthy human relationships

>tfw oneitis with a qt thats in a different uni (same city)

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>tfw finnish gf

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>>53604171
happy for you senpai, mad jelly

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>tfw many girlfriends

>>53603066
>>53603164
A-are you me?
iktfb

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>>53604171
does she work in a memefactory

>>53604280
Where is she from ?

STOP FAPPING

GET A JOB

MOVE OUT

TAKE UP A FUCKING HOBBY

GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND TALK TO THE GIRLS IN CLASS

>>53603293

e36?

anything >3rd gen a shit

>>53604425
In-India

>start going out with this girl
>she likes me
>im into her but just sexually
>i start liking her more as we go out
>she leaves town cause of her job

If God exists i will shit on his face when i die.

>>53604526
Sorry lad but kek

>>53604526
>DESIGNATED

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>>53604631
plz no bully

HOW DOES IT FEEL

>>53604526
oh boy

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>>53604683

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>>53604526

>>53604685
bags of sand

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>Wanting a Swedish gf
There's nothing that turns me off more than hearing "I'm a feminist" midway through a conversation.

You can fuck them but just drop them immediately afterwards.

>>53604526
>DESIGNATED

>>53602004
Sorry dude. I hope you can get one someday.

>>53604850
Please start using a toilet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sui36-RJHxk

>tfw no dancer dutch gf

kill me now lads

>>53605000
two of them are darkies and the one on the dark looks like generic EU woman

>>53605060

what the fuck? the one on the left looks a quarter indonesian or something. the other two are pure dutch

stop hating bro

>Want gf
>Fap
>Don't want gf

All women are whores

Wake up people

>>53605216
>want gf
>get gf
>don't want gf anymore

should just have fapped more desu

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>>53604850
Desi-gnated shitting gf

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>>53605237
>People thinking I'm gay for not wanting a gf

I understand more than you can possibly know

>tf no bf

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>>53605328
Are you a qt girl and/or passable trap?

>>53605324
are you enlightened by your own intelligence

>>53605401
sure, whom else could I be?

>>53602004
>tfw no bf

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I just feel empty and tired

I'm passed feeling sad because of no gf, mostly because the idea of ever having a gf has become completely absurd given how long I've been a friendless kv loser.

Mostly I just feel self-hatred.

At least it'll be over eventually

>>53604470
>e92 poor mans beamer

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>tfw no /int/ bf to fuck all day

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>>53605900
>to fuck

>>53602047
>tfw trying to find a second gf.

>>53604743
Just how prominent is feminism among Swedish girls these days?

>>53602258

everyone who posts about feels nowadays is in trouble

2008
>"tfw no gf"
>"I know this feel bro"
>people don't bother anyone

2013
>"tfw no gf"
>"OMG MODS BAN THEM FEELS ARE NOT ON TOPIC I LOVE MOD COCK"

>>53602258

RIP in peace

he was a good lad

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>>53606057

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>>53606415

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>>53606498

>>53602324
do it now.
life doesn't get better.

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>>53606553
wot

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>>53606615

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>>53606633

Is it actually possible to get a GF when you're ~12 cm shorter than the average guy?

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>>53606667

>>53606691
probably not

don't feel bad. I'm normie height and I can't get a gf either.

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>>53606701

>>53606691
Very easily, if you're a woman yourself.

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>>53606754

>>53602004
mmhmm

that feel is good. who needs em.

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>>53606813

>>53604631
>>53604694
>>53604710
>>53604850

W-what's wrong with an Indian gf?

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>>53606874

>>53606691
im 6ft 2 and I can't get one
so unless you got money probably not

>>53607059
everything?

it's almost as bad as a black gf

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>>53607079

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>>53607102

>>53607088

I'm 6'2", have money, job, my own place, and I still can't get a gf. Autism makes it essentially impossible>>53607088
>>53607094

>been thinking about this woman at my work lately
>she's givin me the come talk to me look
>haven't felt this feeling before with other women i've been with
>she's a bit shy or nervous around me, she seems to talk to everyone else,but me
>i'm not even ugly and I know this many times

is my life going to turn around for once guys?

>>53607094
But I find brown girls attractive

What if she's one of the white-ish northeners?

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>>53607128

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>>53607160

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>>53607187

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>>53602258
Didn't he get a gf for a while?

>>53606191
Redditors/Tumblr users have taken over the site, some boards (like /tv/) are overrun.

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>>53607202

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>>53607223

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>>53607140
They won't listen to reason
only memes

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>>53607236

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>>53607261

>gril wants to fuck
what do?

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>>53607283

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>>53607298

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>valentines day is nearing

>>53607239
I'm with you f a m

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>>53607311

>>53606691
Totally but you have to have a better looking face/personality

>>53607290
post on /int/ obv.

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>>53607341

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>>53607317
Please don't remind me.
>Qt I liked will probably be with someone else

Last Valentine's Day I spent inside a cold pool with two friends and then they got very shitfaced, so I had to take care of them for a few hours.

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>>53607363

>>53607290
you don't
austist

>tfw 23 yr old virgin

brehs

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>>53607395

>>53607418
what

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>>53607467

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>>53607463

>turned 24 in november
>only got a hug from a girl
>total spaghetti while I was talking to her
>try googling her name
>she's apparently an amateur model or something

I'm hoping death is quick and painless

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>>53607506

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>>53607621

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>>53607655
That's all I got.

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>>53607710

fug

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>>53607621

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>>53603197

>>53607463
>23 soon to be 24
>kissless virgin
>tfw younger siblings have brought home several bf/gf
>tfw too shy to make contact with people and too autistic to know what to do if they start talking