>American military power

Maybe if we triple our military budget, that'll help?

That's what we get for buying Swedish boats.

Shoulda just built our own

Iran did literally nothing wrong but Americans are still buttblasted about it

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>British military power

it's amazing that the U.K navy never got captured by iranians

>>53601474
>Americans are still buttblasted about it
Sums up pretty much the entirety of the board

>>53601386
Instead of a few sailors getting captured at sea by mudslimes, mudslimes have captured your entire country.

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>>53601474

>>53601474
Don't know why any American would have a problem with the situation.

Shit happens

>>53601508
A minor thing back in 2007.

>>53601742
>Intense diplomatic efforts were made to secure the release of the detainees. On 28 March 2007 television channels around the world showed footage released by the Iranian government of some of the 15 British sailors. This included a statement by captured Royal Navy sailor Faye Turney, along with a letter she wrote under compulsion, which apologised for British intrusions into Iranian waters.

Why are they such Cucks?

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I don't know why the fuck we capture foreign soldiers just to give them bunch of souvenirs and shit after we release them

Like the other time those brit soldiers got lot of expansive souvenirs and we treated them like celebs

At least this time we make this americans took of their shoes and eat something healthy

Its like getting captured by us its their favorite past time or something

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>world superpower

>USA rains hellfire on countries it perceives as a threat
>DOWN WITH THE USA!!!!

>USA gets gud at diplomacy with nations it once perceived as a threat, apologizing for mistake and thanking host
>HAHA USA IS KEKED!

>>53602003

Haha thanks Iran, I hope you get nukes soon and completely flatten Israel.

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>>53602003

>>53602157
>>53601386
>UK navy held for 13 days
>USA navy held for 1 day
why can't UK into diplomacy? Is it your pompous attitude, or is it that and your smelly rotting teeth disgust foreign emissaries?

>>53602157
what is this from?

>>53601386
>nothing happened
>they were returned within 24 hours

What's the problem again?

>>53601474
>Americans are still buttblasted about it

About what?

That boat thing that got next to no news coverage?

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>>53602003

Why are Americans so easily upset?

>1979
>be American
>get captured in Iran
>get saved by Canada
>fucking Canada
>a fucking leaf
Americans confirmed for beta cucks

>>53601386
"We are the strongest military power the world has ever seen. Our soldiers are the finest on Earth."

Barack Obama, January 12th 2016.

He said it with a straight face while Iran was releasing these pictures.

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>>53602204

AM I BEING DETAINED

>>53601474

Are they?

It was literally mentioned maybe twice in my local news. And live in the nation's capital.

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>fearless American warrriors

>>53602471
Americans who watch the TV.
AKA the average American.

what is this news? can someone link?

>>53601474
This is the first I've heard of the incident at all.

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>>53602299
>Ameriteeth

>>53602498
why are only two of them white?

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>>53602464

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>>53601386
>tfw something 10 times worse happened for british troops

>>53602448
you know that in real life no one really hates canada in america?

>>53602536
>using white people to absorb bullets
Doing it wrong

>>53602498
Third from left is laughing. So yeah I guess.

>>53602553
They got sent to Detriot?

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"America's soldiers are the finest the world has ever seen."

>>53602596
You forget your UK proxy? Self hating cuck.

>>53602596
Yeah, they should've started shooting back! Letting those .50cals go to waste!

>>53602596
what is this story what the fuck happened where did you find it

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>>53602635
Nope.

>>53602572
I do.

But I was born there so I have a valid excuse.

>>53602636
They are the finest so they should have.

>>53602721
"Poland's finest"

>>53602721
rip

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>>53602721
hello, how are you today?

>>53602721
Oh shit

>>53602721
MODS

>>53602534
fuck off gavin go buy your license to use a computer in a sharia zone

>>53602572
just fucking with you. i've ran into a few really fucked up Americans tho. guy i used to play EvE Online with for something like 8 years suddenly out of nowhere goes off on a rant about how Canadians are commies and gave up all our rights and other gibberish. i'm not just talking like /int/ level shitposting either, this guy was legit pissed off for reasons i'll never know. never spoke to him again after that

>>53602796
You guys aren't?

>>53602721
POLAND NO

>>53602721
shit

Surrender monkeys meme backfired hard.

>>53602796
You're leaving out the part where you were continuously talking shit about the USA to a guy who just wanted to play video games and probably couldn't point to Canada on a map (since he would ever need that knowledge in real life for any reason whatsoever)

>>53602721
Reported/ calling in airstrike

>>53602811
well yeah we pretty much are but the rage in this guys voice was fucking unreal. 8 years of friendship and he never really had shit to say then out of nowhere in the middle of a completely unrelated conversation he just goes off.

They were not captured or detained, they had mechanical issues and had hands up as a sign of no foul intention, they were fed and released within 24 hours.

>>53602851
not like you shouldn't be invading ankara right now rite?

>>53602880
i wasn't tho. we did talk politics and shit from time to time but never anything heated or anything. at the time if i remember right we were talking about ship fitting or some shit then the guy just starts ranting for no reason

also he's from Vermont and has been here several times so i think he can find Canada on a map

>>53602721
fuck you

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>worlds sole superpower

>>53603058
AMURIKA FUGG YEAHHG

>>53603058
nice carpet

>>53603232
>weird design
>too thin
>bold colors
>probably no pad

1/10 would not rest on

>>53601386
They went in Iranian waters and didn't get turkeyd (as in fuck-you-we-shoot-you-down-allah-akbaaaar!-oh-and-fuck-terrorists-too-but-not-really) so everything went well.

Maybe someone wanted to start a war...

Maybe.

>>53603058
>The release was announced after the British government supposedly sent a letter of apology to the Iranian government, accepting the breaching of their border, the illegal insertion of military units in Iran and the promise that Iranian territory would never be violated again. However, the British government denies that such a letter exists, and says that the release was performed without any agreement from both sides

>>53602721
Mods sleeping at the switch.

Reminder that Iran coerced an apology from our sailors, and put a fucking burqa on the woman.

The whole getting captured thing I couldn't care less about. It's just a small incident and shit happens. But the burqa and the "apology" were over the top and disgraceful.

>>53602003
>having the americans take their shoes off


this is equivalent to japan's hiroshima in 1945

>>53603058
>>53602596
>>53602498
>>53602003

I wonder if the mudslimes puked after seeing those disgusting American feet

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>british police

>>53602003
>made them eat something healthy
I admit, I kek'd

>implying their speedy release had nothing to do with the recent tensions between Iran and sa
>implying Iran doesn't need all the help from the USA it can get right now
look how fast they're complying with the demands to get the sanctions lifted

>>53602003
>ead da fuggin apple

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WE SPEND MORE ON OUR MILITARY THAN THE NEXT 8 COUNTRIES COMBINED - OBAMA

>>53603380
>But the burqa and the "apology" were over the top and disgraceful.

edgy

poland guy ruins another thread
how hasn't he been v& yet?

>>53603668
can you get in trouble if you look at those pics?
Because i didn't fucking mean it

>>53603705
mate you're in Mexico I'm sure the police has something better to do

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>>53603598
Sorry for that watermark

>>53603705
as long as you don't save them I don't think so
at least in freedom land don't know about mexican laws

>>53602003
why is she wearing a fucking towel? she is not musdslim.

>>53603668
It is the IIDF

>>53603799
She got T A K B I R E D

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>United states marine corps

What did Poland post?

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>dat face

iranian apple may be ducking tasty...

>>53603668
He is a man of a million proxies.

>>53603974
CP

>tfw i always miss it

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>>53602003
>time to torture americans
>make them eat something healthy
Iran confirmed for troll-tier country.

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>>53602596
Literally no one has ever said that

>>53603380

>an apology was over the top

and you have the nerve to call the french arrogant

Where is Chubek when you need him?

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Americans will never live this down

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>>53604082
>tfw you eat an apple for the first time of your life

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>highest military spending in the world

>>53603997
Those juices are poorfag tier
Real iranians sip san ich

>>53604164
That budget doesn't go in to training though, it goes into supplies

It's not like US military are known to be well trained, the opposite in fact

>>53604120
Can confirm his alive but i don't have any idea why don't he post anymore

>>53604114
You don't coerce "apologies" from accidental entries (which even the Iranians are in agreement on), film it, and then distribute it to national media. It's undignified, cheap, and cynical.

Do you think the US would coerce, and then publicize, an apology from an Iranian sailor in the same situation?

>>53604156
>"What the fuhhhck is this red shiet? Some cahnd of sand nayger cayndey?"

>>53604230
>Can confirm his alive

how ?

BIG

>>53604258
Because i texted him and he texted me back
I got his # and even smoked hookah with him
BE FUCKING JELLY
YOU WILL NEVER BE THIS WHITE IN YOUR LIFE

http://www.fruitnet.com/americafruit/article/158177/iranian-apples-squeezing-indian-market

are iranian apples good? i found some news of them...

>>53604164
>>53604206
The US armed forces are actually a welfare program disguised as a military. Any combat ability is a fortunate byproduct

IRANIAN

>>53604263
IRANIAN

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>>53604335
APPLE

>>53604326
COCKS
>>53604307
They range to poorfag tier to god tier
Depends on your budget

>>53604335
COCK

LITTLE

>>53604394
"WHITE" AMERICAN

BOYS

Americans? More like AmeriCAN'Ts amirite here or what

>>53604263
>>53604326
>>53604363
>>53604394
>>53604422
>>53604428
BIG IRANIAN APPLE
LITTLE "WHITE AMERICAN"
BOYS

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>American woman converts in one day
How can seppos even compete with the BIC

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>>53604240

>Do you think the US would coerce, and then publicize, an apology from an Iranian sailor in the same situation?

i'm not sure what i expect americans to do in that situation were it reversed

but you're right, lets hope they wouldn't be so gauche as to ask for an apology

wanna keep the moral high ground in that kind of situation

>>53604465
>AMERICAN'TFABRICATETHISIANS

>>53604306

>you will never smoke hookah and listen to Chubek's deep philosophical discussions

>>53604525
ahhh.
The aftershock of getting her first BIC

>>53604539
Fun fact:He told me he used to play RPGs but after skyrim realesed he hated what RPGs and games have becamed,and started hating vidya and stoped playing vidya evantually

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>>53604539
>deep philosophical discussions

about what? discussions on how fucking animals are not bestiality as long as they have human features?

>>53604164
>Ahmadinejad reiterated that his country's decision to release the 15 British sailors was made after having received a letter of apology from the former British prime minister. The following day, Fars News Agency published a copy of a letter claimed to be a British apology

ITT: Americans handling the banter over a minor incident

>>53604306
how common is smoking hookah in Iran?

Here it's a bit of a hipster thing which people do in hookah cafés (hookahs are too expensive to buy hence why people go to hookah cafés), which are only available in certain cities, but it's becoming more and more trendy.

Back when I still had friends I tried a few times, it was bretty good, it's a really nice social activity, and shisha is nice, even if it's incredibly unhealthy it's ever-so-slightly relaxing and tastes nice.

>>53604069
4chan x m80

>>53604718
>Here it's a bit of a hipster thing which people do in hookah cafés
Christ its the same here. I can't fucking stand them. Especially when hipsters say its not bad for you at all.

>>53602003
>That white Iranian.

Will Americans ever recover from this?

>>53602645
American patrol boat in Persian Gulf drifts into Iranian waters by accident. Iranians intercept the craft and detain the sailors; no fighting occurs. They are detained in Iran for one day while the incident is investigated. US says, "Our bad, can we have our sailors back?" Iran says, "Yeah, sure, no problem. Just be more careful next time." All sailors are released unharmed, and all US property, including the patrol boat is returned.

>>53604718
Sadly,smoking hookah in my city (Mashhad) got completely banned and 95% of those hookah cafes got closed or they only serve tea
Hookah cafes in rural serve kebabs and stuff but most of their income was from selling hookah

Besides,hookah price last year also hookah vials got expansive as shit

and there were some hipster hookah houses,here,chubak and i went to a semi-hipster one,they were the first ones to close after hookah got banned in my city

But its pretty common,if thats what you asking,its not something that 8/10 of adults or young people smoke but its pretty common.

>>53604830
You get your turk ass tanned like shit if you join the army in iran,like my dads face is a bit less darker then that but his body is white as fuck

At least you don't get skin cancer like those cumskins

>>53604921
>>53604830
Wait

is that really considered white to iranians

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>WE WILL NOT FORGET THIS DOWN WITH IRAN
>this man is one of the top candiates

>>53604873
Well yeah but,you forgot the part where we made you guys take off your shoes,give your boys an apple instead of a burger,and put a hijab in your womans head,and she taste the big iranian cock

>>53604966
Looks white to me :^)

>>53605024
Then you are lost

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>>53604969

it's over

america is over

Anyone creeped out by how good this Iranian guys English is? Are you a spy mate?

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>>53604881
>hookah
>banned

lel

>>53604921
Mahmoud, please...

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>>53604969
>Trump will nuke Iran in your lifetime

>>53605075
Hah,i secret spy like me never let people think he's a secret undercover spy

Just wake up USA. the Jews are going to take what they have from you and bring it to China if you don't vote for that dumb Trump. This is just a propoganda planned by them to show Obama week. Stand with that guy.

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Burger-eating surrender monkeys

>>53604989
Get stuck in there mate

Are you happy with life Iranian mate? Like you don't feel the need to move away?

>>53602636
>>53602717
you guys are retarded, your not allowed to just shoot who ever you want , the guys i know that were stationed right on the border of Iran said the Iranians would take pot shots at them all the time but they were not allowed to shoot back

>>53605189
And what is that small boat floating in those waters without a frigate? Since you have the best military tech why don't them send a message to the main ship or the Iranian officers to inform them about the broke down? Like 20 minutes? Iranians aware of them before the US navy? Fuck off I'm not buying this. It's just a move to show Obama week.

>>53605370
You're less allowed to get captured by the enemy than you are to shoot back.

>>53605546
International incident if that happened. Their engines broke down so would of needed to holdout. It's not like they had anything to worry about anyway you think Iran really wants to piss off the US with them holding 150 billion in assests and sanctions? Plus the retaliation the US would give them.

>>53603505
Did that cop actually have to wear a vest to show he's allowed to use a taser or is he just a passing traffic director with an incredibly illegal murder machine?

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>>53605776
>it was so as not to cause a diplomatic incident, we swear
kek, next you'll tell me you didn't want that boat anyway.
>II. I will never surrender of my own free will. If in command, I will never surrender the members of my command while they still have the means to resist.
Us military code of conduct.

>>53602471
they kept bringing it up on the GOP debate

>>53604249
>fat retard jokes
>southern accent
>military
Confirmed

>>53601386
we'll the u.s navy rescued like a dozen iranians from pirates and fires. Maybe they'd recognize the 'I O U' one for this one time.

>>53605546
not our enemy we are not at war with them, they probably dont even keep there guns loaded when they're by the Iranian border.

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>>53601386
>British military power

>>53609704
Comfy

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>>53611085

Some of them didn't want to go back to Iran. Poor dudes had to be literally dragged to the transfer in Oman.