when was the last time you have communicated with qt

>>53585995
The other day, kind of brushed her off. I'm a non-dater so only look at them

>>53585995
Right now with my girlfriend

That guy behind them is ripped af

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>>53586106
where did you find gf?

>>53586090
/fit/izen detected .
good gains to you friend .

Last night with my girlfriend. Its a shame she had her time on the month so we just watched a movie.

>>53585995
Today. Feels good, senpai.

>>53586141

It's Argentina so I assume he went dumpster diving.

>>53586210
>>53586184
>>53586177
>>53586165
>>53586141
>>53586106
>>53586090
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>>53586044
How can I find gf, if I am rich and have bmw 420d?

>>53586284
I'm not rich and i'm with an italian qt. Just be yourself m8

>>53586284

If your rich, want a girlfriend and don't have one then I can't help you.

You're too stupid for your own good.

>>53586284
Girls are more into personality, bruh.

>>53585995
When she broke up with me

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>>53586392
No, I have too high standarts may be. I like very good looking girls, but they need some energy to get. And I am too lazy.>>53586392
>>53586487


At least tell me, what places did you meet gf? My 2 ex gfs were from unis, but now I finished... what do?

>>53585995
Never ever

My room mate's ex keeps texting me.
But I'm too nice to backstab my friend.

>>53586578
poo

>>53586578
>india
She is ugly anyway

>>53586531
Come to Serbia, tell grills you're russian, speak with a terrible russian accent. You'll probably get laid.

>>53586069
also now with gf

>>53586647(you)

>>53586669
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>>53585995
When I texted the girl I'm dating this morning

>>53586284
oh pedojew ...

centuries ago

>>53585995
Last night with my girlfriend.

>>53586531
>what places did you meet gf?
at work. 1 in a million chance

>>53586578
>I'm too beta
ftfy

>>53585995
Yesterday
I stood in the way and she asked me to move

>>53586284
Just go to a random nightclub and showoff with your money. You'll get surrounded by golddiggers in notime

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Today, some qties came in my office asking me how many vacation days they have left and how to persuade the CSM to grant them some vacations during the upcoming military exercise.

>tfw conscripted as the CSM's secretary of kinds.
>tfw those qties would probably blow me if I had the balls to slip them some extra vacation days, but the CSM is super pedantic and I don't want to break my perfect record and lose his trust and all the benefits that come with it.

>>53585995
>when was the last time you have communicated with qt
17 months ago

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>>53586840

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way too long

>>53585995
Bout 2 hours ago with girl I'm trying to make my gf

>>53586805
>being desperate enough to betray your bros

Loads today. Signed up for a youth theatre class, loads of girls, many are qt. Apparently these theatre classes are almost all girls every time.

Talking to one by email as well.

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>tfw talking to finnish gf right now

>>53585995
Right now through whatsapp
>>53586090
Noticed that too, fucking wings man.

>>53585995
Yesterday. Do people on 4chan really dont talk with girls??

>>53587024
I stood in a doorway
Qt tapped me on the shoulder
"Excuse me, I have to get in that room"
That's it

>>53587298
It's meme magic

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>>53587298
Pretty sure everyone here is just memeing. Most people here are just the average normie.

>>53587298
I'm really shy and most girls seem to interpret it as misanthropy
I am also ugly

>>53587477
>I am also ugly
this

>>53587477
Cut your hair and drink alcohol.

But I know it's no point in giving you advice since you are too fucking lazy to do anything about your life.

>>53587554
It's not so much laziness as it is fear.
Thanks anyway

Today. I helped an Asian (I think Japanese ? Her accent sounded that way) tourist who tripped and almost fell down stairs in the subway. We discussed a bit while waiting for the subway, and continued until she got off the train.

Well, more like we tried to talk in broken French and English. She was pretty cute, maybe in her late 20's or very early 30's (older than me at least) and she seemed to be enjoying herself here. Told her about a few museums she didn't know, and she took a picture with me.

It lasted maybe 15 minutes at most, bjt people usually don't talk to strangers here, so it was a nice change.

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>>53587477
>I'm really shy and most girls seem to interpret it as misanthropy

>>53585995
A day ago with my grillfriend

>>53585995
Every single day.

Goddamn Hungarian women.

>>53587814
r u alpha

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>>53585995
Last night. Went to a show with some of my buddies. Waiting at the bar for a beer and I notice the girl next to me eyeing me. It was this girl from college that I had a couple classes with and flirted with all the time but never made the move.

Was having a great conversation with her making her laugh and everything. Then this dude walks up and she says "this is my boyfriend Chad." Introduce myself, but seething inside. Hopes shattered. Tell her I gotta get back to my friends. Leave and avoid her for the rest of the night. Go home and drink myself to sleep.

>>53587933
Somewhere in between.

Also no, I have a GF back in the Philippines. Its just that one of my professors here is a qt, and the neighboring flat is occupied by a very nice young lady whom I say good morning to erryday.

>>53587684
I know it sounds ridiculous, but that's how it is
My fear of rejection literally leads to rejection

>>53588025
>Going to shows with friends
>friends
>Flirting with girls
>girls

How does it feel to be normie scum faggot?

>>53585995
I texted my gf last night, so it's been the better part of a day

>>53588165
I used to be like you. My research has proven that the easiest way to overcome fear is to get really drunk a couple of times and every time you go out from now on you take a little less alcohol than the time before, repeat until you dont need any alcohol at all to be comfortable.

>>53588470
This tbqh. Before you know it you'll be able to get laid sober.

>>53585995
>kings cross
I really don't know why we made Australia its own continent. I don't think the country could be any more Asian.

>Flight home from vacation over New Years
>Sitting next to qt 3.14
>We small talk, make light jokes
>She plays with her hair while staring into my eyes
>I know what this means, read blogs on flirting
>Spaghetti explodes from my carry on
>Flights on 1.5hr
>We walk away from each other never to meet again

Fuck senpai, how do I seal the deal with girls?
>

>>53586044
iktf

>>53589721
Don't blurt out the first weird thought or joke that comes to mind. Quickly consider how you'd react if you were her.
We call this "empathy"

>>53589721
>"Hey i really enjoyed this time talking with you, would you like to meet again ? I mean i would be an idiot not asking for your phone number"

Just tell her you want to see her again, honesty doesn't hurt and you can't get shit if you don't try

New Years Day (seriously)

Yesterday, I talked a bit to the girl who worked at a cafe.

About 15 minutes ago.

>>53585995
About an hour ago

>>53588470
>>53588659
Thanks guys, I never really liked alcohol (I guess I'm more Tolstoi than Dostoevsky) but I will give it another try I guess

>>53591729
Just don't get drunk as shit. There's a healthy middle ground of where you don't give a fuck but you're not stupid drunk.

>>53586578
Indian girl are gross.. ewww!!

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>>53589040
don't worry, they're in korea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUcjr3LdCTU