the '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''northern''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' city of birmingham
>The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
Some mellaz don't like me cause I say I'm the king of grime
But time after time I show man I will never let no man gets the program
Over and over again I prove that any radioshow any DVD any station man
Put me up against gymmics sound effects flow man don't think that you go
Cause you're not ready for the slow man, you don't want drama trust me I can get hot like lava. So on point in the war, government, when I find out if I have been chattin to osama
Skepta the K I N G man start panicking when I MC yeh J Ables but his boy better know it's not murder INC.
H-HAND OVER THE SLAGS...THAT'S IT...NICE AND EASY NOW...
Heating's fixed lads. The cracked radiator caused an airlock in the heating. Bled another radiator then did the thing where you blast water back through the hot tap to clear the water pipes. Running a bath now.
wow, i woke up today and found another rich white man died
the white population is plummeting. the white birth rate is in dire straits while the non-white birth rate is holding remarkably resilient. everything is going according to plan.
I have and it was shite, the highlight of the evening was watching some scouse scumlord beating up his gf in the middle of the road while they both screamed unintelligible pidgin english at each other
>Poleaboo found a video clip of her today
>She was with friends at a party
>it stirred up complex emotions
>tfw Poleaboo will never be a part of that scene or one like it
>tfw she shouldn't be so happy when I'm so miserable and she's the partial cause of it
At least Poleaboo pulled a Harrison Jones from his Tavern Brawl pack in Hearthstone
I SAID HAND OVER THE FUCKING SLAGS
it snowed in ireland?
heres chicago snow
>Michael Fassbender is related to west brit scum Michael Collins
Nah, I think when a really popular celebrity dies heaps of people online get or act upset for like a day then it dies out.
Not really sure about in real life since I have no mates but I doubt many people talk about it desu, at least in Australia anyway.
>tfw listened to David Bowie for as long as I can remember
>tfw go into work and everyone is listening to him
>tfw tomorrow I'll go in and everyone will be massive Harry Potter fans
Snow in England this morning
Much thicker now
That was NOT apart of the deal, slags first.
Tell me about the Fjords! Why does they wear the snow? A lot of loyalty, for a hired fjord!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fjord a man, before fjording him out of a fjord?
shagd ur mwm heheheheh lasd
i hear the reason theres been so much snow in the past 6-7 years (i think) is because of global warming, because temperature change slows the gulf current which is why ireland is so warm despite being as far north as canada
I've never tried it, does it tickle?
FUCK THE DEAL MEMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
obviously ye strawberry kikes dont get snow
Forgot the memes anyhow, lets say you give me the slags and next time i see ya i'll double the memes?
>im anti treaty but calling him a west brit traitor is memeish
>he got us independent in the first place
never fucking respond to me again unless youre apologising for your ignorance
When will Texas secede from the US? I'm thinking of moving to Austin because of based Texas and cheap land. I only have retail skills, but whatever, it's better than staying in the shithole uk
hahaha I like you *slips a slag into your pocket then playfully slaps you on the cheek*
I'll see you next time then tiger
*slips a mem into your other pocket as walk away*
I got cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Got that cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Started from the trap, now I rap
No matter where I'm at, I got crack
Thoughts on this gimmick btw?
Hey, calm down, I didn't start it. All I want is posting fjords. But right now I'll post some comfy winter feels.
oh look its you again
i got mad craic, i got mad craic
got that mad craic yeh i got mad craic
started from the trap now i rap
no matter where im at i got mad craic
Coldest day of the year and stupid fucking CUNTS keep leaving doors wide open FUCK OFF outside and smoke if you want to be cold stop making the entire fucking house freeze you absolutely spasticated braindead muppets
You're NOT Irish
"TOP O' DE MARNING TO YA! The name's Jamal O'malley and I've come back to the land o' green to seek my roots. My family (surely the name isn't common) comes from the little obscure village of Cork. Didn't see any leprechauns around here yet, where do you keep all that gold?
Also where's your nearest bar? I want to try out one of those famous irish car bombs"
Yes under the condition that:
1. No witnesses
2. I was able to dispose of the evidence
3. My money isn't taxed, I get the money in cash securely
4. No higher money challenge was available
Reminder that the way we view Vikings today will be the way our grandchildren view terrorists tommorow
>always shit opinions, always unfunny, always immature
the one on the left is a paki so she doesnt
me and them
(no bully btw, got kisses from them)
not you but, he's the "best friend"
>he goes out in clubs and dances with(but not with) them, and has to put up with the drama, and loads of other guys trying to get some
top cuck, and i mean top cuck
these fucking narcissist women uploading hundreds of selfies begging for likes, then playing the victim, women are snakes every last one
I don't post local slags only ones I find on the internet
n-not all of them are bad right? just like not all men are bad?
i went to an all boys high school and wasted my time outside of school smoking weed with the boys instead of socialising with girls.
these stupid sluts love attention, this is precisely what they want, they post slutty pictures to get cocks hard, they're only feigning disgust