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crayon pop

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Jasmine

Lads
trying to phish a girl

Hitting up her uni inbox to ask her to visit a facebook page

Not sure what page to ask her to visit though, how to intrigue her

She's studying art, seems to be a bit of a cartoonist

xth for airurando

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>>>I am a NEET

>>53573214
We are a literal island. There is no reason we should have migration problems continental Europe have. When we do, we will know our leaders betrayed us

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wew

>>53573270
an art internship or something

>>53573270
creep

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>>53573214
Pin up edition

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moz

>>53573286
good baps
good hips
cute belly

babybel

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>We would like you to attend an interview next Wednesday 20th January at 2PM
>The interview will last for approximately an hour and a half and will consist of both face to face questions and scenario testing

Fuck's sake lads

>>53573214
I'm a NEET lads
wasn't this time last week though
bit shit but the lie-ins are aight

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>I pay £30,000 for a piece of paper that says I can do thing

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP, STUDENTCuCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>53573286
>that dress squishing all her flabby arms
Disgusting

>>53573298
Believable that they'd ask her to view the facebook page for details?

Worth a shot I suppose but that's a bit weak

I was thinking more about getting involved with some kind of activity

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>>>>I am a NEET

>>53573202
I'm tired all the time, use all my spare time to sleep unless abusing caffeine like now. All he recommended was blood tests and to keep going to therapy. Waste of time for us both desu.

>>53573270
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>>53573360
A/s/l?

>>53573361
companies are allowed access to employees social media accounts

>>53573376
20/female/birmingham

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>>>>>I am a NEET

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Kyary

>>53573376
31, M, Bradford

>>53573360
what the fuck are you talking about get the fuck out

>>53573376
32/mf/swansea

>>53573376
69

Male

London

>>53573376
18/mtf/cambridgeshire

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>>53573286
>You jerk off to her
>He creampies her
Know your place, white boys.

>>53573376
18 / gender fluid / aberdeen

x

>>53573376
f/f/f

>>53573401
Yeah, I read that but I can't imagine an email like that that doesn't come off as a scam

>>53573412
anan ananan

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>>53573270
Is she Polish by any chance?

>>53573474
i'd question nearly everything as a scam but your average female isn't that bright
give it a go la
just make sure it can't be tracked back to you if it does go tits up

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>browsing pof
>most of the girls in my area are munters
>the qt ones have children

>replying

>>53573443
CAMBRIDGESHIRE MENTIONED

>>53573532
>he's never shagged a teenage single mum slag while her son sleeps upstsairs

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>>53573446
Her chebs look amazing there.

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>>53573566
>oh hello there good sir. i'm from the historic county of cambridgeshire

>>53573341
you've got off lightly with that in this day and age, not joking.

Few hours time I will be back home and can finally post high quality anime again.

I launched a survey on omegle asking people if they'd give Adele a cunnilingus. Turned out a great majority would do it for free, the minority is divided between the ones who would only if paid a little money and the ones who wouldn't.

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>>53573532
>Tfw dating a 29 year old slag who has two mixed-race mongrels

doing a psychosis

lads, did anyone else used to get blood in their urine when you first started getting boners around age 11 or was it just me?

>>53573566
i lived in Ely as a kid haha

>>53573477
Good lad

>>53573608
>dating

Fuck off yank

>>53573591
liking this new gimmick where we don't directly copy but instead exaggerate. always gets a good chuckle out of me

>>53573523
Not exactly, a smart man attacks the field around his target before going in for the kill

>>53573531
Thing is you only really get one shot with these before their guard goes up

>>53573606
I normally love eating a girl out but Adele? i'd have to be paid a pretty solid amount of money, probably equivalent to the amount of booze it would take me to do it for free

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doing a race 2bh

>posting

Is there anything less "down with the kids" than the phrase "down with the kids".

CRIIIIIIIIINGGGGEEEEEE

>>53573680
>do it for free

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What would little Aylan become if he'd grown up?". An ape molesting german women.

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>liking this new gimmick where we don't directly copy but instead exaggerate. always gets a good chuckle out of me

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Looks like a female eggman

>>53573682
*overtakes u*

>>53573606
Ayy why not

why does britain allow these people into the country?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35315278

also
>26 years old
>already has a kid

wish i was a cockney geezer who could wear fingerless gloves and a porkpie hat t b h

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>I normally love eating a girl out. Nothing pleasures me more than knowing than my girl is enjoying herself whilst I'm on my knee's licking. Try it my fellow gentlesirs!

>>53573724
>20 years old
>virgin

>>53573724
Most girls have a child by 14 here mate, 26 is old.

Tired lads. Tired of existing.

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>wish i was a cockney geezer who could wear fingerless gloves and a porkpie hat t b h

>>53573724
We love paki cock inside our little blonde children.

>>53573694
CRIIIIIIIIINGGGGEEEEEE is pretty bad tbf

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>girl from my school on pof

Why are schoolgirls so tall these days? I'm 6ft without my shoes on and I just saw some 13-14 yr old girls who were almost my height, bit intimidating.

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took this of the gf last night lads

HOHOHO!
FEDORAPOSTING! I LOVE IT!

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>cunnilingus? No thank you my good sir, it is degrading to my self respect, and the female orgasm is a myth anyway> Of course I myself am a virgin by choice, I am saving myself for a loving, submissive Korean housewife

>>53573708
>leftys

>charlie hebdo gets shot up after mocking mohammed

>FREE SPEECH YA #JE SUIS CHARLIE, WITHOUT FREE SPEECH WE ARE NOTHING!

>publishes this

>TOO FAR, YOU CANNOT MAKE FUN OF REFUGEES, BAN CHARLIE HEBDO

>lefty """""""""""""""""""""""""""logic""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>53573805
Me in the background

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>i quote people and post hats

>>53573805
Me in the back

>>53573794
saw 2 girls from my school when I was having lunch
didn't remember who I was haha

going through a very stressful poo right now on the shitter
luckily i brought my laptop with me to assist and allow me to partake in a literal shitpost

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>Me in the background

labour market is so tough these days lads

dunno what to do

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you yellow teeth pakis will never be this cool

>>53573805
I'm not in that picture

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Took a pic of my bf going to dinner yesterday lads

And I can't say it's what you know
But you've known it the whole time
Yeah, you've known it the whole time

And I can tell just what you want
You don't want to be alone
You don't want to be alone

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>I've never had a boyfriend, never quite made it that far. Right when it's about to become official, it ends with 'I'm still in love with my ex, sorry' or his girl best mate tells me they are sleeping together. I also got led on for 6 years by some idiot which is partly why I've never had a boyfriend because I spent a big chunk of my life wasted on him when I could have been with somebody else. I have met up with 2 people from this site, one turned out to be my sons dad who decided he wanted nothing to do with me or his son and went off with another woman, the other was a police officer who said 'I'm not sure you really know where you are or what you're doing with yourself' and so didn't want to see me again, despite knowing beforehand that I'm a single mum and have no choice but to stay at home and look after my son, he also knew that in the future I would like to have my own business but I have a while to think about it. So as you can see, I have never been good enough for anyone and quite frankly I'm not sure why I'm still bothering. I'm a sucker for love, but nobody wants to love me..
My son is 6 months old and always comes first, I think maybe I'd be suited to someone who already has kids but not somebody who is all cosy with the mother. I definitely don't want anyone who lives far away and if you do, I won't reply to your message, so don't have ago at me for not replying as it's nothing personal.

What the fuck.

>>53573754

Experiencing your first existential crisis lad? Don't worry it'll pass soon. Getting drunk helps I find.

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>you're absolutely positively expialidocious right! I DO, unironically, engage in posting images with fedoras on!

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>>53573862
1000 jobs a day m8

good evening brit

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>existential crisis

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>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg

>>53573910
definitely vulnerable enough for a quick shag and to fuck her off like the rest did
go for it lad
>>53573946
afternoon

>>53573862
the employment figures disagree with you lad

>>53573913
Not really; I came to terms with the futility and purposelessness of everything a while ago. Just tired of being awake.

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Back wanking over this price of shit cumdump, tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls.just look at the comments about her how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes .Daniele you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz Daniele l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU

http://strawpoll.me/6534146/
I M P O R T A N T
http://strawpoll.me/6534146/

If I was a girl I'd be a slag

plans for tonight lads?

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>came to terms with the futility and purposelessness of everything a while ago

>>53573910
Into the gas chamber where the Turks and Arabs could rape her before they die.

who here would rather have a gf with a beautiful, strong penis than one with a nasty, stinky vagina? anyone who genuinely enjoys having anything to do with that revolting, stagnant little hole is probably mentally ill.

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here going "tfw no gf" and asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking sick of your shit.

A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

>>53574028
doing your dad

>>53574028
Coursework, shitposting, videogames and maybe some tv with the f︂︂a︂m

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....

>>53574014
far left
my Scottish gf taught me the way of life
>>53574028
shitpost
smoke a couple weeds

>being a centrist
PATHETIC
I'm far right but have more respect for someone on the far left than a centrist. At least they have a fucking opinion on something.

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t. laurie penny

>>53574001
rasheed

>>53573626
Good lad
Been to the Cutter?

>>53574001
This isn't the xvideos comments section you melt

>>53573910

>I also got led on for 6 years
>I've never had a boyfriend

Raging hard on for this taesing trash whore , wanna wank on her legs and feet skull pump it and make it wish it wasnt born would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess

>>53574028
plot the downfall of the kingdom of denmark

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>who here would rather have a gf with a beautiful, strong penis than one with a nasty, stinky vagina? anyone who genuinely enjoys having anything to do with that revolting, stagnant little hole is probably mentally ill.

>Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here going "tfw no gf" and asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking sick of your shit.

>A vagina is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A vagina is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

>So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

>I currently dream about my husbando

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>the girl at college who liked me and I thought I'd get a gf but it turned out she had an abusive boyfriend and wanted a shag but didn't happen after she found out I was a virgin is on pof

What next? Am I going to find my mum on here?

>tfw my mum is a virgin
not even memeing lads
>dad had a wank in the toilets at some house party
>leaves some cum on the toilet seat
>mum comes in after and sits on the toilet seat
>is impregnated with me

>>53574127
danelaw soon

>>53574038
what's wrong

>>53574014
kind of weird
I support a hodgepodge of ideas from all sorts of ideologies

>>53574113
>open since 2006
Nah this was like 20 years ago

>>53574123
>trash

Fuck off yank

>tfw my gfs boyfriend might let me watch football with him tonight
Hopefully we can bond a bit more

>>53574152
Nah POF's a bit up market for your mum tbf

>>53574157
obviously
she has to remain pure and modest not some vile kuffir slut

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>>53574157
Are you fucking serious?

>>53574028

benzos and whisky and a cry

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Back wanking over this price of shit cumdump, tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls.just look at the comments about her how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes .Daniele you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz Daniele l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU

>>53574181
>Ely without the Cutter
Not sure that'd even be worth it mate ngl

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>>53573948

>I post fedora images

delete this

>>53574190
Genuinely mad me laugh out loud.

LET THE POP SEE THE CORN

german lasses seem a bit mad haha

https://youtu.be/rEQNoC2SaqM

wew lads

just woke up again, i only got in to bed to rest my eyes at 1pm SmH

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Honestly think if i'd listen to Nirvana when i was a teen i'd have killed myself desu haha

>>53574233
Calm down Dormers

friend hasn't been on skype, fb or steam in 3 days
bit worried

>>53574190
haha what kind of football's on on a thursday night you utter madman!?

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Rate my gf

Snowing lads.

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>>53574252
It has a neat cathedral at least

>>53574229
yes mate.
i am completely serious and it's actually not that funny
just leave me alone

It must drive them crazy, Israel humiliated the Arabs militarily multiple times and then despite being a tiny in size and population nation ended up creating by far the best country in the region economically, culturally and socially. Everyday Israel stands there is a reminder of their own inferiority all without oil.

>>53574328
Why did you fucking post it on here then?

>>53574312
monkey

>>53574311
We're going to watch a recorded game from yesterday

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>nirvana

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>Hi qt~,

>Thank you for your application. We would very much like to invite you for an interview.

>>53574317
>in bongistan it doesn't rain men, it snows lads
You can't make this shit up

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Every day is exactly the same.

>>53574326
You can go up it now on some tour dealy
All harnesses and that

Why do people call paki's peado's when it's 15 year old sluts they're fucking?

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>>53574333
Its because Israel has women in the military while none of its neighbours do

>>53574312
girls with messy hair and chubby cheeks are the best
very cute, lucky fella

>>53574346
was feeling brave but wasn't prepared for the barrage of insults and bullying from yourself sir

anyone else here squat when they poo?

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>It must drive them crazy, Israel humiliated the Arabs militarily multiple times and then despite being a tiny in size and population nation ended up creating by far the best country in the region economically, culturally and socially. Everyday Israel stands there is a reminder of their own inferiority all without oil.

Hello lads I'm testing out voice dictation on my iPad it seems to be working quite well

>>53574317
>scotland

off to pick the girlfriends kid up from school

laters lads

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>>53574383
>spending each day hoping the next will be better
>it never is

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>>53574277
>Germans rapping
they should stick to producing quality sissy boys

>>53574419
Norn Iron.

>>53574346
It's obviously not true, just think for a second

>>53574406
haha

>>53574403
It was one post with a bradley wiggins, not a barrage of insults.

>>53574430
>quality
>that
>>53574277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mvqAEe58oM Russians rap better

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>n-no bully p-pls
>>53574458

>>53574394
>Believing kike PR
Yes good goy, donate so your waifu can keep fighting :). It's not like she'll go back to her modeling job, your money totally won't be funded big hairy kikes who hate white men!

that fat lass I was considering fucking isn't like an attractive high test fat btw, but she's not an obese landwhale either

it might be gross but fuck it I want to put my willy in a girl and I cba paying for a prossie

>>53574452
Couldn't it happen though?

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I want to fuck Dani's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.

I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.

I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.

Might drink several cups of coffee back to back just to see what happens.

>>53574451
Where are you? Not snowing in Lisburn

>>53574483
Alri Rasheed

>>53574492
No. It needs to get much further up. Just like the pregnant from swimming pools stories are also bullshit

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LADS

Does anyone have that Kanye West image about Communism where he says he's waiting for the joke to get old? Really need this.

few days ago I downed 5 beers and then necked 4 nytols to see what would happen and i just fell asleep

bit disappointed desu

always regret the messages I send to people
why am I such an autist

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Eating a croissant

>>53574519
I don't give a fuck about kikes and mudslimes fighting over a shitty pot of land. Just embarrassing seeing how people like you are easily convinced by Israel's propaganda while lefties do the same for Palestine.

>>53574513
Belfast.

>>53574510
I often mix instant coffee with red bull for the gym. Need to take a lot to die

>>53574570
Did you regret this one?

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As this website is based in the states go direct to source and call the FBI and Facebook in USA to report this its cyberterrorism, and if any men are tracked down prosecution and jail by our police force.Anyone under 18 is a child under the law so the rules apply and the full force of the law.

>>53574556
Eat a whole packet of nytol at once and you will actually start hallucinating. Look it up.

>>53574594
Even snow stays out of Lisburn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
currently listening this for the 10th time so far today
absolute fucking
C H E W N

>>53574592
>pot of land

think that's usually called a plant

>>53574556

down 5 red bulls next time
https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25440

I have taken 300mg of diphenhydramine and I didn't really hallucinate much I just went manic

>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip

>>53574627
Really good lad

Look at the black man on Tipping Point on itv 1 right now.bet they'll rig the machine so he wins

>>53574642
One of my favourite gimmicks.

>>53574642
The second one sounds like fun desu

>>53574627
cringe

I am very cold! Room's a bit chilly.

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>>53574596
>instant coffee
Why aren't you Aeropressing?

chocolate raisins lads

>>53574642
No one will read this. I certainly didn't

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>>53574642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ssbgJ3D6cw
>Napoleon vs George Washington
>Subtitles over a french accent
U S A USA U S A

>>53574642
i read this

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>Why aren't you Aeropressing?

>>53574693
Because instant coffee fizzes up and dissolves in red bull and it turns in to one drink rather than the coffee just sitting in there

Try it sometime. Not bad

anyone ever get the desire to cuck someone
would really love to establish dominance over a weaker man

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The second time SWIM tried Diphenhydramine, he did 750 mg. SWIM did not feel the infinite weight he did the first time he tried the drug. But SWIM, after about 1.5 hours, unknowingly entered a rain forest, completely filled with enormous amazon-like spiders, fruit flies, smaller spiders and their webs and strands, moths, and gnats. At one point, SWIM opened the back door to his house, and was stopped because there were 2 or 3 absolutely enormous spiders (Each 18 inches in diameter) blocking the way in a giant web across his doorway. The outdoor side of the door was covered in a massive yet natural-looking calmly pulsing legion of tiny gnats.

How did SWIM react to this situation? He simply closed the door, turned around, and told himself "Man, well I guess I wont go outside yet." He then walked upstairs, went to his bedroom and closed the door so that more bugs wouldnt fly in, and went to sleep. If you had asked SWIM at that point if the drug was distorting his grip on reality, he would've told you "not at all."

Craig David is a national treasure and should be knighted.

>>53574642
I go to America every year for work and I can confirm this greentext is funny because it is 100% accurate.

really been lacking a libido recently. haven't wanked for nearly a week

anyone else know this feel?

bit cold

Hey /brit/

I was talking to a fellow academic the other day and he mentioned this place. He mentioned that the colloquial term for a well-read and intelligent individual here is a so-called "patrician",

I said it sounded pretty neat, and then I asked "so I suppose they've all read Leopardi then?" He sort of stood there wide-eyed for a minute before staring at his feet and mumbling something about "meme core" (?). I reminded him that every intelligent person worthy of being labelled a "patrician" has read Zibaldone, otherwise known as Leopardi's greatest work. I laughed a little to soften the mood but I could tell he was flustered. Eventually he walked away saying he had to practice "dee eff doubleyou facial expressions" in his bathroom mirror.

So anyway, is it true you guys haven't read Zibaldone by Giacomo Leopardi, or was the guy just being strange for no reason?

I'm loving your site so far. Thanks!

>>53574740
I want to be cucked by you.

>>53574774
Have you considered dildoing your arsehole?

>>53574774

Wanked 3 times today and I'm 27

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>>53574774
Never had a wank.

>>53574796
You would be long getting frost bit

>>53574627
Why is Craig David becoming a thing again?

>>53574740
>would really love to establish dominance over a weaker man

sounds like you want to be a top desu

>>53574809
no

>>53574820
ok

>>53574826
doubt that desu

>>53574826
Alright Jason

http://thetab.com/2016/01/14/extroverts-likely-earn-40000-year-69052

Any of you lads also wank while wearing a condom?

>>53574870
>the tab
trashman.jpeg

>>53574740
i've kind of cucked someone before
my only ever gf cheated on her new boyfriend with me
i came inside her then the little slag went to his and he ate her fanny
he was literally eating my cum
feels great

>>53573446

she dumped him ages ago numbnuts

>>53574870

qualifications count for nothing if you have an anxiety disorder and can't get through interviews even for shit jobs

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>There have actually been lads in the world who have gone their whole lives and never had a wank/shag.

>>53574877
Yes
I enjoy having a poshy when I insert the condom around my hand, shove it up me and then feel like a dirty little slut when I suck the condom dry afterwards

>>53574877
I wank while wearing your sister

>>53574918
me

>>53574890
>he was literally eating my cum
>feels great
bender

>>53573910

How can a decent looking bird like her never have a boyfriend? I bet she only goes for chavvy 'badboys' who pump and dump her and wonders why she can't get a decent bf the dumb cunt

>>53574874
What the fuck

I might give up on women. You can never trust them. They will emotionally manipulate you. They will lie and cheat. They will bend the narrative until it makes sense.

bangers and mash, bangers and mash, the bloke before me left bangers and mash

>>53575041
Sorry we do that

>>53575041
you're meant to emotionally manipulate them you cuck
>>53575064
my niggas love champers and cash
i need a white girl i love me some bangers and mash

>>53575088
How?

>In terms of what to expect, this is a ninety minute interview in total and will be a hands on application and infrastructure technical assessment. This will be split into a one hour practical and half an hour written assessment.

interesting desu

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>>53575088
>my niggas love champers and cash
>i need a white girl i love me some bangers and mash
Fucking spook

really starting to dig /r/sex

1142

>>53575134
what you applying for
machine operator?

>>53574874
It's either genocide or suicide

>>53575168
nah, a cyber security company

Would you fuck a 16 year old?

>>53575135
good song about cultural enrichment lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zObG5yg3Ig

>>53575192
Already have mate

>>53575192
if she's mature enough

gonna do a poo

>Ruby Wax being interviewed about Alan Rickman's death

She seems to have been best mates with all these really famous dead actors, butI know nothing about her.

>>53575192
yeah im only 19 and its legal

>>53575234
what was it like?

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Clint is comedy gold

Doing a poo
Ama

Alri?
Just finished work

>>53575262
It's legal for 16 year olds to fuck 16-18 year olds, not 19
>>53575286
Was alright. Took his virginity so it could have been better.

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Is there a site for building a gaming PC for retards?

>>53575297
Will it crest the water?

How do you emotionally manipulate women?

>>53575254
In the 80s she did a lot of work with the Comic Strip/footlights or whatever etc crowd. She was the token American Woman in any comedy that needed one for a decade, did well for herself too. Quite clever by some accounts.

>>53575348
Dunno what that means

>>53575192
I would creampie her so fucking hard.

>>53575323
>It's legal for 16 year olds to fuck 16-18 year olds

nah m8 age of consent is 16 end of

>>53575333
Something called system builder or something, you can add your components and it'll tell you if they work together

alan rickman died

>>53575323
no it's not you absolute melt, 16 is the age of consent. 16 year old could shag a 120 year old and it would be legal

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gf just sent me this

>>53575350

you can't the only way you can manipulate women is with money

>>53575333
/r/BuildAPC
Or PCPartPicker, I think >>53575396 means

>>53575297
did the plops send splash backs up your arse?

>>53575419
literally who

>>53575333
http://www.logicalincrements.com/
https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/

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>It's legal for 16 year olds to fuck 16-18 year olds, not 19

>>53575387
>>53575421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#England_and_Wales

>However, if person A is over the age of 18 and is in a position of trust to person B who is under the age of 18, it is illegal for A to engage in sexual activity with B.

You were saying?

>>53575433
guy who played snape

>>53575424
put her back in, she's not done yet

>>53575424
that's a man

>>53575479
literally who

>>53575475
>is in a position of trust
>IS IN A POSITION OF TRUST

can you read you fucking idiot, literal drooling retard

>>53575442
>>53575428
>>53575396
Much thanks, guys.

>>53575475
>in a position of trust

that just means like teachers and social workers and the like you stupid fanny

completed a poo

>>53575479
what's a snape

>>53575475
are you trolling? if not you are fucking stupid

>>53575475
Based Scotland not apart of this banning of PTP.

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>>53575518
>>53575500
does it include MPs?

>gel mouse pad is leaking
>have to use regular mouse mat
nobody knows my suffering

>>53575419
Fucks sake, why is it never the Americans who die of cancer unceremoniously

>>53575546
snake with a p

>>53575350
the same way you manipulate men you nonce, with false promises and white lies, except women are even more likely to fall for it

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Who doesn't UK have this?

>>53575560

>implying anyone trusts MPs

>>53575569
>not using a glass mouse mat
Bought mine 12 years ago and never looked back.

Gonna get a GF this year

>>53575603
Hello Rasheed.

all of my boxers be tommy

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>>not using a glass mouse mat
>Bought mine 12 years ago and never looked back

Poleaboo is having a potato with tuna and colelaw

>>53575589
>contributions to the world
why does a 1000 year old nation not have this?

>using a mouse mat

Height of autism

>glass mousepad
Literally why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nck6BZga7TQ
>2 brits cucking murica

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>>53575589
Because we have this instead

>>53575589
>a conservative government

why doesn't a country with oil money that they should be trying to conserve have this?

>>53575737
how is there laughing if its in a car

Poleaboo is thinking of anal sex with another man while having a potato with tuna and colelaw

Got to do a long speech tomorrow in front of some important people at work at like 8am

What can I take to get me buzzing

>>53575721
mouse glides on it as replaced the feet with teflon pads, its printed underside with a gazillion dots to make it very accurate and its never worn out so I have never had to replace it.