When do you pay your rent deposit? Is it during you move in or before that when you sign your contract with the landlord?
How do you make girls feel sorry for you to get a free rape pass?
You pay deposit before you move in. Rent comes later after a month of moving in. That's how it worked for me at least. There's also no written agreements except that I pay the landlady after every 4 weeks. It might differ from landlord to landlord though
no we have CrusAIDS
Ah okay, thanks.
Stand with Malaysia. We had been falsely accused by Indomeesia ;_;
Seriously though, there is a group that claims to be with ISIL. They're not really ISIL, they're just doing it to get attention like a feminist. The government wrecked one of their camps a couple months ago and they've made an ISIL style video, which was composed of children in the countryside playing on wooden makeshift monkey bars.
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>people always say Philippines will collapse because of internal problems
>mfw I just roll my eyes when people say that
>mfw I just look at the fact that Philippines is one of the most unstable countries for decades and decades and still nothing has changed
>mfw instability only made Philippines tougher and stronger from all the challenges
>You can count the dead with one hand.
>Bombs barely do damage.
>/sea/ will not stop talking about it.
>Not denying these two-bit Wahhabiwannabes any attention by not talking about it.
This Jakarta shit is a fucking Sunday stroll compared to what the southern Thailand rebels and MILF could do on a daily basis.
Also, reminder that Jemaah Islamiyah pulled bigger stunts within Indonesia alone and got curbed stomped for it. Whoever fucks with Indonesia is going to be royally fucked themselves.
>go out to eat at Savory
>look at all the vintage pictures of cities withh US Cadillacs and such on the wall thinking they are pictures from 50's-70's US
>mfw they are actually from Manila and other Filipino cities
>office on thamrin
>go out for eating, hear sirene
>look at the streets
>fucking convoy of APCs, mil trucks, humvees, and buggies
>not police, this one is army
I was wondering if we are actually secretly invaded. Turns out just 5 idiots with handguns and bag of fertilizers.
Does Vietnamese sound angry?
I have a Vietnamese flatmate and whenever he speaks to his parents on the phone he sounds angry.
American cars used to be regarded as top of the line shit by millionaires and Malayan politicians during the 1940s and 1950s.
Even not-so-great ones like the Chevy Bel Air and Nash Rambler.
>living in first world
>die a virgin
>has loads of Euros
Are you a mestizo, perhaps? :^)
Those chinks you see when you google 'Chinese girls' are those fayyk as fug barbies who look like 0.0000000000000000000000000001% of all chinese girls lmao
I think you'd be better off with a gypsie hooker if there is any such thing there
>found a single room house
>guy who posted it is called Shalim
>I message him inquire about rent
>he asks me questions like what year I'm in and what my proffession is
>he's all happy and shit
>ask me what my course is
>I told him Law with Criminology
>says no he can't accept me
I swer landlords don't want to accept me because they wouldn't be able to milk every shilling I have because I know my legislations and rights when it comes to property and renting :^)
But there's like only 10,000 native Kawaiians :3
If Philippines was a US state like Hawaii, there wouldn't be anything like dominantly whites, as it's not like the entire US population would move over there
You got 100 million citizens. that's like a little less than 1/3rd of the US
That would be a circa-1950 Studebaker Commander. Studebaker's leagues ahead of Nash in styling and ornamentation but I like the simplicity of Nash cars.
>Cadillac Fleetwood as a Malaysian presidential car in the 1960s.
she felt sorry because
he didn't finish and just cried.
awww, nigga, awww.
>Chevrolet Deluxe at an abandoned tycoon's mansion.
>"BE 52" Chevrolet Bel Air, associated with Malaya's independence.
>Same car during the 1980s, but with the tacky cop car and "Merdeka" and "1957" paintjob.
Yes. Evetyone is awed by our display of affection :)
I'm honestly not surprised. Some of JI's big shots came from this country. Mas Selamat being one of the most notable examples.
You may find it hard to believe but Muslims here are generally more conservative than Indon Muslims because they're more exposed to social media and the Wahhabi trash that comes with it. It's no surprise that the proportion of Malaysians who end up fighting for ISIL is actually higher than Indonesia's, even though Indonesia's Muslim population outnumbers Malaysia's 10 to 1.
I don't even fucking know.
It's probably because of the fact that Christianity is the 2nd most popular religion in Indonesia.
Well that sucks. Probably still coming to Bali to fuck some hot brown chink
what about yours? am I the only one who is in awe?
May his gentleness bless him with 72 virgins in Heaven
...by attacking you?
that seems retarded
if that were the case wouldn't it make much more sense to focus on Africa? African muslims are pretty much half-pagan (just like African Christians).
They targeting institutions that symbolize Western presence and a government that they believe is not appointed by god to lead and thus has no legitimacy. Basically the same shtick as JI 15 years ago.
Indonesia may be vastly Muslim but it's never going to be enough for them until the rule of Islam subjugates all.
It's not ISIS, just ISIS wannabee. They're still a step behind in their modus operandi, more al-Qaedae-sque than ISIS-esque. ISIS is focusing on nation building, urging muslims around the world to make hijra to Iraq/Syria while al-Qaeda focuses more on destabilizing the government with terror attack. ISIS only carry out terror attack on civilian because they can't fight the western troop on the ground. They're sick of the airstrikes. When they really attack, the attack itself shows their credibility as a well trained and coordinated fighting forces. What you see in Philippines and Indonesia are just some old timer trying to stay relevant by attaching themselves to ISIS.
>there is a region of the world where people are horny like this 24/7
they couldn't get past the hordes of ilaga but they couldn't leave SEA without blowing something up,so they went to jakarta
MABUHAY ANG ILAGA!
not able to apply for residence yet
When I finish my Master in Computer Science, we're only going to work there for 6 years or so saving up before we move over to Philippines to settle down, build home, invest in business, and enrich the genepool
Opening a restaurant in Baguio would be a good place to start :3
>starbucks will never be the same
starbucks tomorrow will have police operating all centres
people are only gonna bully me if I tell more ;_;
But she can't cuck me because BWC
I will post everyday about my daily struggle on avoiding being stabbed by all flips in this general
okay my friend
It depends on how long and how often cells like these can keep up attacks on soft targets. JI has been operating like that for years, and their effect on the local population is still negligible at best, because there are too many Indonesians not giving a fuck for scare tactics to work.
Going by past experience Indonesia has this shit.
Yeah, they think the Muslims here are too pagan-like with too much unislamic "innovations". They'll just being fucking autistic about their religion not being pure enough.
well but they do trying to scare us, they do sent us warning video a few moths ago.
but on the other hand they forgot that indons are welcoming death, niggs even cheekily walk in the middle of battleground to sell some peanut
Yeah, Indons in Jakarta usually have this not-giving-a-fuck attitude anyway. The brand of terrorism that works well to sway attitudes in the West won't work in a place like Java where lots of people are already indifferent to even more fucked up shit.
And warning videos don't mean jack. Until the act itself these are just verbal threats.
come on lad, you can tell us, we won't bully. It can't get any worse than
>live in literal social utopia, high wages, high standard of living, plenty of cushy government jobs
>go to a third world country instead
I'm awed by your beauty :)
You are asking a Chink who can't read or speak these moonrunes.
>inb4 cucked for not being able to speak native tongue
Well...you asked whether there's any chinks here and I answered :^)
Sorry hun, only in Brighton ;)
Its about time we invade malaysia
They had been harboring and funding terrorist.
Just look at every nearest ph,thai,indo borders near malaysia is always a warzone. Yet there is no terrorist attack in m'laysia
So anyone can tell me how to unlock my 5k worth of iphone 6?
You are my snuggly little teddy bear <3
K8...why is your pantsu on your head?
>UP graduates from Manila joining the NPA because they couldn't get a job
>so they scare away even more foreign investors causing less jobs
>they can't get a job so they blame the gov'ment
>they didn't look in the mirror and think "maybe I'm the reason why I can't get a job"
>the government funded part of their education as well
I fucking swear.
So whats the recent story about our shooters lads?
You mean shooting number 2,385,847,485? The usual, attention whore group demands attention by saying they did it like a thirsty slut in a desert asking for everyone's cum (attention).
So whos Elliot Rodger's crush?
She probably responsible to make this guy feels mad
you're very huggy,aren't you?
I-I can't stop. You are so fluffy and soft.
Good night famfams :3
I must sleep now.
Have wet dreams
I ordered a carton of Djarum Coklat from Indonesia and the police catched it.
we've mastered the raygun. who else can claim that feat?
>a number of new NPA recruits from UP mostly from Manila
>one retard UP graduate got accepted into foreign service, but rejected the offer to join the NPA
Im not an NPA sympathizer but when your region starts to get exploited I don't blame them
UP has a very nationalistic attitude they want us to be self sustaining I guess that bad for globalization
If I was PNP chief, I would invite or hire army training officers and PT everyone to death. Everyone must be /fit/.
Yeah, nationalistic groups tend to be protectionist. However, being a protectionist is a bit of an out of date idea that doesn't really make Philippines better with our huge hungry population that rely on trade to feed itself. Plus UP grads who do join NPA are disillusioned, if "the masses" really did want them, people wouldn't have tolerated Marcos' regime and the CPP would be a major party (which it fucking isn't)
We share the same sentiment here in bicol
But I feel like they are neglecting the fact that they do this for their region and not for the entire country,
they are trying to water down the separatist inclinations of this
Cordillera is one of those special regions that were not conquered by Spain as they claim, and their people were ostracized by the Americans
From what I gather UP seems to teach history from our perspective and not of those of the colonizers.
I guess you can say thats our redpill,
If i were PNP chief
i would secretly get every policemen to take hormone pills, once theyre pussfied i let them undergo face,boobs,body and vagina surgery for free. turn them into hot qts
power level too weak ;(
need to put more points in AGI or HP
go away, cuckfags are not welcome on our threads
coordinated attack is next.
I predict Singapore and KL are going to get hit, as well as Manila at some point.
Rolling attacks in Indon incoming, Aceh will pledge allegiance to the Caliphate.
hoy mga putangina kayo bakit ambabading niyong lahat
And I will move to Australia :3
wait me up anon
I want the Kateposter to step forward.
We miss you at /lat/
>I would invite or hire army training officers and PT everyone to death.
That's what the SAF are for, most cops here are just security for local politicians and force multipliers when regular rescue workers and firemen are spread out too thin.
>actual cop shit that matters
>door kicking, hostage rescues, counter-terrorism
>pencil pushing and comfy desks
Interpol Asia and the Pacific
K8 poster gone since episode 5 came out ;_;
i-is he kill? ;__;
;__; I think he's replaying LiS over and over and over to find k8 ending because he was upset that there was no k8 ending.
I remember this one story my dad told me about him, my uncle and the NPA.
>my dad and uncle are in their 20s
>dad is a tambay (this was before his maninong paid for him to go to college)
>uncle is smart, but lazy. Would not work unless it was like a managerial position
>dad helps uncle get a job by asking if they need a worker
>dad is not a shy person, will ask or talk to anyone
>found one job as someone who carries rice sacks
>uncle doesn't like this of course and quits a couple of days later
>dad finds another job for uncle, but the employer wants someone to back my uncle up that he is a reliable person
>dad finds out that his neighbour knows the employer and guarantees my uncle's reliability
>it's a hardware store and my uncle is pretty good at maths so he perfectly suited well for the job
>employer very much impressed
>one day, dad sees my uncle not working and has bruises
>ask him wtf happened
>uncle says he doesn't wan to work there anymore
>turns out that the house next to the hardware store had a beautiful woman living there
>the woman also turns out to be the local NPA commander of the province
>my uncle was basically caught peeping at her
>NPA commander's husband caught him and beat him up
>luckily the employer knew the NPA commander and told her to leave him alone he's just a kid, etc
>mfw everyone knew she was NPA, but never did anything
I found this really funny and witty short anime called "I can't understand what my husband is saying".
It's basically about a normie wife and her otaku husband. It's full of funny references, as the normie wife tries to understand her husband and people like him like his "brother".
Yes, she was the local National Pharmacy Association Commander.
Ikr along with Vicky Belo