>he drinks red wine TOP FUCKING KEK In the Roman Republic

>Italian wine

ok

>>53571852
I only like white wine anyway.
Alsatian ones.

>>53571852

Dry red wine goes well with meat. Sweet red wine is for drinking outside of a meal. Sweet white wine is for dessert.

>>53571852
>only the elite class could drink it.
Empire elites also mocked one of the good emperors for being a weirdo that didn't fuck boys.

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>>53572116
>not fucking boys
What are you, gay?

>>53571852
>talking shit about my sweet reds
Get wrecked.
Sweet red is the most patrician choice.

In Austria I've heard they drink wine while eating Burgers.

>>53571852

Don't think I've ever had sweet red wine, can someone in the know give me some examples to try please?

>>53572586
http://wine.lovetoknow.com/wiki/List_of_Sweet_Red_Wines

delet this

>>53572647

don't think they sell any of them in Bargain Booze bruv

>>53571852
Should you be executed for drinking unwatered wine then.

>>53572793
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cheap+sweet+red+wine+britain

Why would you want to be associated with the degenerate elites that caused its downfall?

Why not the soldiers that made Rome great?

>>53573046
You mean the Germanic foreign legions?

>amerifat talking about wine
>muh california

>>53571852
>Ancient social rules from a 2000 year old empire still implying today

kek

>>53573444
>drinking things that taste like total shit because it seems classier
kek

>>53571852
And crabs used to be garbage only the fishermen ate.

>>53571852
> he cares what other people drink
TOP
FUCKING
KEK

>>53571852
Pizza was eaten almost exclusively by the lower class too when it was invented, what's your point?

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>>53571852
bueno

Their wine was different though, much stronger, fermented differently and they always cut it with water.

>>53571852
Hamburgers are traditionally made from shitty or so-so meat.

Oh wait they still are.

>>53571852
t. not a sommelier

why is it always the americans who have to feel special snowflakes?

2 weeks ago, a califag was trying to convince me that italian coffee is shit and the only good coffee in the entire world is one made with his own unique grinder, forged from the autism of an anglo-saxon

I'm here just to enjoy seeing the amerifat get torn up t b h

The romans mixed their vines with water, because they were so pussies to handle it.

>>53573102
What kind of history book do you read senpai ?

The Germanic soldiers only made Rome fall from within.

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>he doesnt know the feeling of going in a tavern with friends and getting shitfaced from red wine

the only white whine I drink is retsina desu

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>>53574199
>shitfaced from red wine

Only hobos do that kind of shit here

I think Americans should get their own website.

>drinking wine
Sorry, but I don't enjoy having cocks up my ass.

>>53574249
what do you drink mon frere?

>>53574292
they have wheelchan, all anglos should move there, Australians and Canadians only shitpost, NZ is poor quality poster, England is generally always butthurt and posts the same few things over and over, and America is loud opinionated and stupid.

>>53574292
>their own website
you're on it desu

>>53574249
It's no mistery the French can't hold their liquor tb h

>>53571852
>implying you're elite enough to drink the best wine

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>>53574381


come again?

>>53574387
>getting shitfaced off red wine
>holding liquor

wut

>>53574356
Baiju, Kamok, Pastis and Cognac.

Red wine is only for meal, white wine if seafood or fish, Sauternes with foie gras, champagne for special occasions to open the night.

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>>53574503
>Baiju, Kamok, Pastis and Cognac.

>>53574503
Un bon pastis en apéro ça se refuse pas!

>>53574503
>not getting shitfaced on reds
>has the audacity to post ITT

Truly we are scraping the bottom of the barrel

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>>53574544
wut

>>53574566
>literally drinking ketchup

>>53574544
>"I drink Heineken, Mythos, the list couldn't go on"

>>53574579
so, a french man is more likely to get drunk on a chinese drink thing and Kamok (you even google that and it shows nothing) than red wine?

2enlightened4me

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>he doesn't put ice cubes in his wine
How do you keep it chilled then?

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>>53574630
>drinking whites on purpose

Get in

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>>53574728

>>53574659
I told you, only two kind of people get drunk off red wine on purpose here, high functioning rural alcoholics and hobos.

>>53571852
They also diluted wine with water and mixed it with honey and spices, not sure you'd want to use them as an example of good taste

>>53574659
Not him
I've already shitfaced myself with red wine but it's useless
since it's to get wasted I'm not going to buy fine wine anyway so I might as well buy beer if I don't like strong alcohol. Wine is for dinner and celebration in which case you buy a good one
You can find shit wine that comes in 5l packs for like 8 euros and people often buy them in the parties I attend but they don't drink only that it's only to start

>>53574760
>the only real patricians in France are farmers and drunks

Makes perfect sense to me

>>53574659
Also I've never heard of baiju and kamok but pastis and cognac are definitely French so it's ok, he still supports his country
True patriots get wasted on French products

>>53574867
>Patricians

Funny how 4chin users love to brag how they can pass out quickly while drinking light alcohol, out in real life it usually means you can't drink for shit, but hey

>>53574901
Le Kamok est vendéen, le Baiju c'est l'alcool chinois qui titre à environ 50%

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>>53574829
>5l packs for 8 euros

yeah we got these here too, pic related. Although I dont see people really drink wine in parties tbqh. Red wine is for food and for taverns. The hobos get drunk on retsina, which is strong white wine.

Outside of that people mostly drink beer, tsipouro, ouzo, raki, retsina etc. Hard drinks are for clubs and parties

>>53574946
>Liqueur de café vendéenne

Ah ouaip intéressant, je sais pas si ce serait trop mon truc mais je le range de côté dans la liste des spiritueux français dont les étrangers ne soupçonnent même pas l'existence

>>53574932
Next thing you're going to say it's getting drunk on spirits is better than doing is with wine, please reconsider.

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Boxed wine is the true patrician's wine

>>53574989
I'm a beer guy anyway
That being said in my village and nearby since I live in the most covered by wineyards places of France, every village has its own wine cooperative and production so I can find very decent wine for really cheap. The only time I get wasted only in wine is during the local "festival" because they sell wine that was produced only a few km away and it's really good and cheap

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yeast, sugar and water are the only things you need to get drunk
flavor is for women and faggots

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>>53575104

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>>53575148
>he doesn'"t drink for pleasure

>>53575065
But anon you are the one saying it's better to get wasted on wine, I am the one saying it doesn't matter since passing out and throwing up everywhere before the night is over is useless anyway

>>53575201
It's the North man they gotta survive before thinking of superficial thing, why do you think they were so primitive

>>53574292
This so much,all their threads are fucking autistic shit

>american lecture europeans on alcohol
chico pls

>>53575202
>throwing up

I think we have two different conceptions of what it means to get drunk. I thought only 16 years olds and Brits thought drinking to he point of throwing up was the standard.

>>53573530

I ordered a glass of red wine once in an Italian restaurant in the US. It was the worst wine I've ever tasted, bar none.. If all red wine in the US is like that I kind of understand your hate for it.. But when I buy a €3,- bottle of Portugese or French red wine to drink with some cheese or red meat, it tastes perfectly fine. I didn't really used to buy into the 'this wine goes well with XYZ' labels, but for red wine and cheese it's really true.

>>53575357
>he doesn't throw up

lmao weak
throwing up in the middle of the night is perfect, then your head and stomach are cleared and you can drink even more

i only drink corona™

>>53575418
Sup Vin Diesel

>>53575416
mediocre b8

>>53575357
this desu

getting shitfaced and drunk doesnt mean getting nausia, throwing up, losing memories etc. it means getting buzzed to the point where you dont give a shit and can talk freely and let your emotions flow.

throwing up is for teenagers

>>53575357

I only throw up when I go overboard on the Whisky (I really just shouldn't drink Whisky, to be honest) or when I smoke weed when I'm already to drunk to smoke weed..

>>53575468
It's really what I do tho
I used to drink strong alcohol now almost only beer during parties, I drink like 2.5 litters (usually good beer about 8% alcohol), throw up because of the amount of liquid in my stomach, then drink again right after and room again for food too

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>>53575470
yeah but what else are you supposed to do in a social situation, socialize?
>tfw in a night club with friends who dancing and having fun while you're trying to hide your embarrassment and lack of dancing ability by constantly having a drink in your hand

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>tfw last year I drank a box of red wine
>top 3 worst hangover in my life
>next day I'm going to the army for the first
>I can never again enjoy red wine because of the trauma

I thought sweet wines were actually sweetened, since the yeast will eat all the sugar in the grapes during fermentation.

>>53575682
>I drink like 2.5 litters (usually good beer about 8% alcohol), throw up because of the amount of liquid in my stomach

Wat... Don't you piss? If I'm slamming beers at some point I piss almost non-stop...

>>53575682
m8 it happens to throw up but doing it on purpose is just.... I don't know....

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>>53575727
>20 years old
>never been to club
>only go to music festivals where I spend the day drunk and pass out at night
>old friends (known them since I was a child) invite me to nightclub
>whatever
>everyone is dancing
>I'm just sitting there thinking the music is too loud
>drink three bottles of vodka overnight by myself
>no one ever invites me again

>>53575661
I only smoke weed when I'm piss drunk, or else I get the thoughts.

>>53575357
>>53575470
>>53575416
If you get drunk properly it's beneficial to throw so you have less hangover. Drinking until you puke is standard stuff here in the north, especially, but not only for teenagers.

It's a different sort of culture. Finns often get drunk to the point where we are semi unconscious and forget our miserable live in this miserable country. In southern Europe people drink much less to get drunk and not properly drunk, but only "living room drunk"

Getting shitfaced can be fun occasionally but I would actually prefer if our alcohol culture was more like Greece or Italy. People here get so fucking fucked up beyond repair that it's depressing

>>53575798
Yeah I do, a lot. But I'm really into beer now so I can handle a lot

>>53575821
I don't do it on purpose, if I don't throw up no problem it's even better, but what I mean is that now that I drink beer I don't throw up because I'm feeling bad but because I have too much liquid/gas in my stomach, so I can very well keep drinking afterward
Whereas when I still drank vodka and other 45% drinks throwing up meant I'd be asleep in 5 minutes

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>>53575727
i know the exact feel. this is why i dont go to clubs

the only place i can dance is a beach bar desu. dont know why

also

>no gf

>>53575841
night clubs are the fucking worst man, it's like all the possible triggers of social anxiety packed into one place

>>53575887
w-what sort of thoughts?

>>53575981
It's really terrible

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Need at least one of these in me if I want to have a good time with just beer

>>53575887
>get the thoughts
Is that Italian for paranoia or something?

Also that really doesn't work for me.. If I smoke weed when I'm piss drunk the entire world starts spinning and I'm very likely to throw up and/or pass out, despite by tolerance for Cannabis being fairly high. My alcohol tolerance is low though, and being built like a skeleton doesn't help. (190cm/70kg)

>>53574558
>>53574503

ITT: beaufs

Whats with Anglos pretending to be Roman?

>>53576095
t. le microbrasserie fesse ninja

>>53575926
It really depends on the person really, I have friends who drink until they pass out, they lose their phone, ids, keys, they need to be carried home and such.

But mostly yes, standard drunk means social drunk, people who throw up and pass out are considered a bit obnoxious past the age of 22-24.

>>53576076
>If I smoke weed when I'm piss drunk the entire world starts spinning
iktf Nederbro, happened to me in the early days.

>>53576076
190cm /80kg master race

pro tip, eat more food
>>53575999
>>53575887
He means that if he smokes weed when drunk, because if he does it sober he starts thinking about his depressing life etc.

I have it too

>>53575926
>In southern Europe people drink much less to get drunk and not properly drunk, but only "living room drunk"

That depends, I do/did a lot of parties in appartment or houses where you better not thow up everywhere and break stuff, but often with like 3 friends I used to go to the vineyards outside of the city and spend the drinking hard just yelling bullshit, half fighting each other etc until we pass out in the car, and I know a lot of other people doing it
That being said yeah you probably do this a lot more in Northern Europe but the idea exists here too

>>53575999
>oh god I need to do this and do that I'm such a failure are hear people looking at me, why does my hand tremble, Do I have to piss fuck I just pissed one minute ago fuuuuck did I close the door???

These thoughts :\

>>53576276
>I used to go to the vineyards outside of the city and spend the drinking hard just yelling bullshit, half fighting each other etc until we pass out in the car, and I know a lot of other people doing it

psst, this is depressing from my point of view

but whatever floats your boat

>>53576413
I don't see how it is more depressing than "get drunk to the point where we are semi unconscious and forget our miserable live in this miserable country"
It's 100% the same

>>53576282
fuck

weed isnt for everyone m8, if it's more harm than good then just quit it. it's not like your are missing any crazy, world altering experience

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>>53571852
>he can't afford good wine so he shitposts on /int/ about wine

>>53576511
I'm not trying to shit on you

just saying that having to poison yourself with alcohol to feel good is depressing

>>53573444

Still works for the army

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>>53576276
My father lost all his friends to shit like that.

>thinks he knows everything better than anyone
>hard headed leftist
>as soon as he is a bit tipsy he starts ranting in a really irritating way
>ended up fighting with all his friends
>even fought with my mothers parents and grandparents who did WW2, Algeria and Indochina because he was of the opinion that he knew what happened then better than them

Fuck every time I eat with him and we drink we end up fighting, last time I made him cry because I made a joke about jews and sung Le Chant du Diable (marschiert in feindesland) to tickle him.

pic semi related, he was in the PSU with Valls but fought with him when Valls ripped him off to become director of campaign of Jospin.

>>53576518
Kek I know I used to smoke often when life was simpler, most of my friends still smoke so I only take puffs from their weed when I'm really drunk and forgot about real life already.

I just wish I could enjoy it while watching a movie or something but it's alright, alcohol is still my friend.

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>>53576060

>Koff

Ehh...

>>53576636
I didn't take it in a bad way, I just didn't see the difference
It's not really to feel good as in "my life is shit", it's more like after a period of exams or stressful work you release everything

>>53571852

I'll drink whatever my mouth can stand and what gets me drunk at a cheap price.

3 bottles for £10. Not bad for London tbqh

>>53573530
>wine
>classier
perhaps in your shit taste country